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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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YT: / jsolo - ตลก
"If you don't reach your fitness goals, you can come find me and I'll give you a refund in person, but you can't catch me, I'll run faster than you."
Solid return policy.
He runs fast cause the Vitamin Ketchup makes him super fit
i mean youll eventually reach your fitness goal if you keep chasing him
@@dirty_paint true
the aries energy is high in this one
Aries seaso,,,n,,,,, comin,,,,, soON (tm)
"We have horrible margins. We need HELP"
Velcr-NO!
dinkdonkabbie it’s from the ginger shots
passwordNerd Luckily we have Aquarius season now 💪🏻😍💙♒️
my favorite thing is
“i’m out. no”
**repeats name of product aggressively**
this makes me laugh so hard thank you for this
It’s like Jenna is a mother and her kid is too creative
*C A P I T A L I S M*
Him making her laugh is by just saying the most ridiculous things is truly the most heartwarming thing
They’re angels 😆😂 so cute ♥️
Julien's ideas range from "I guess that would work" to WILDLY ILLEGAL
Madalyn Craig-Cunningham me doing anything lmao
Or just a pun
But will Jenna grow 7 inches by eating Vitamin Ketchup? Cause that's the real question.
Summer Powell true
damn you right
She can do it beeech!! She can grow seven inchesßss
Chunky chunky horse pills sounds like an AWFUL off brand name for the board game hungry hungry hippos 😭😭😭
OMG I'm dying!!!
Yes. With human heads instead of hippos... and rather than marbles they use HUGE pill-shaped beads that get stuck 9 times out of 10.
😂😂😂 my God.
AAAHHHHH I CACKLED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
would buy
“I’m Robert, and for that reason, I’m out”
"Snake oil but Julien made all the cards himself"
LMAO
Julien: "Do you want to know if I have a patent?"
Jenna: "Do you have a pat-"
Julien: "No."
😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm getting word in that we just got a patent."
WHY DID YOU CALL IT A BUTT LANTERN AND NOT A GAS LAMP
MISSED OPPORTUNITY
Leche Chocolate goddammit
also i like ur profile pic
@@100derp do you worship the löng böi
greg greg greg yes
Gas lamp isn't as good as butt lantern tbh.
How about... flatulamp
WHY do I keep thinking, every time they mention fries, I’m like “but aren’t they vegan” and then I remind myself that a potato is not an animal.
I am a potato
Patrick Hodson places like McDonald’s fried there potatoes in oil that had touched pork so that was big scandal
K M I used to work at a place famous for its veggie burgers at a time when a lot of places didn’t have them. It baffled me even at fourteen as I dropped chicken nuggets in that same oil... 🤷♀️
Because so many people have in engraved into their minds that we vegans only eat salads and vegetables. We have everything you have, just a healthier, plant-based version! Healthy ingredients, no enslaving and torturing animals, cleaner for the environment, etc!
Abby Trudell that is literally just vegetables reshaped though lol
ten dollars.... *NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS*
I'm so excited for Julien to spout nonsense for 56 minutes!
I look forward to his nonsense. It lights up my life
Jess N. Absolutely!
Hell yes!!
*54 minutes
Dunckles SAME. 😂
It’s been almost 3 years and I keep coming back to this shit. It is without a doubt, the funniest fucking podcast I’ve ever heard.
me too dude LOL
Watching in 2024 😂
5 YEARS LATER AND SEVERAL TIMES HEARING IT AND ITS STILL MAKES ME FUCKIN CACKLE LAUGHHHH
Jenna: “ten dollars?!”
Julien: “NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS”
Mark Cuban: I'll give you 20 bucks for 70% of the company
Robert: I'll give you 500,000 for 15% of your company
Entrepreneur: Mark, you've got a deal
Entrepreneur:Mark can I give you 50% instead?
Robert: before you say anything, Mark, I'd like to change my offer to 600,000 for 10% stake of the company
Mark: my offer is as low as I'm willing to go
Entrepreneur: that's okay Mark. I'll take the deal anyway.
To be fair, it is mark
And then Mr Wonderful: I don’t want any equity, but I want $.01 from each item sold in exchange for $10 billion
Salesperson: i dont wanna siphon money from my company
Mark: I will give you $0.02 for 99.9% of your company and I’ll frame you for murder
Robert: I will pay you double of your asked amount for 0% of your company
Client: you know I’m going to have to go with *Mark*
so true lmaoo
HydroASK, you have the legal right to ask everyone with a Hydroflask for some of their water and they have to give it to you... and $31.46
TardisGay incredible
19:32 could u imagine someone rlly pleading like this on shark tank IM SCREAMINNNNG
Nyra Absolutely underrated comment right here!
IM CRYING AND IM CHOKINGG😅😂😂😂😂
They have look up bucketball 😂
Edit: I don’t think it’s called bucketball but ball is at the end. I’ll try find it
Jenna marbles babysitting her toddler for exactly 54 minutes and 14 seconds
you mean Julien or Marbles
or both
Literally. 👌
Uhidkwhatishouldputthisas that’s a great one
"I am not the creator of science" is what I am using if I ever have to take any science based course in college again requiring labs.
Maybe it should be hideyoflask instead of mydroflask .
woah :o
This is an underrated comment
This...this is amazing. 110% marketable for college students and people who attend events in stadiums, arenas, etc that don’t sell alcohol. Don’t be like Julien and get a patent.
i LITERALLY just thought the exact same thing
I can hear Julien saying hideyoflask in a very sassy tone and like I'm crying
"It's a common thing for people's grandparents to be dead" omg I laughed so hard i spat my food out of my mouth.
Julien with the under water background reminded me of Ariel from Little Mermaid.
gello hello omgawsh yes!!!
gello hello Hahahaha now that’s all I can see while watching this
lmfaoooooooo
Yes
julens fire hair throwing off the green screen is my kinda aesthetic
Hot Donna
The green screen can’t ha sleep the straight fire 🔥
I've got one, a bathroom sink camera. Its called, 'Ye Nasty!' by Cermet, Inc. It works like a traffic camera that takes your picture when you run a red light.. only this one takes pictures of anyone who doesn't wash their hands as they leave and publicly shames them on a mug shot board in the store.
cetkat I’m willing to invest $1000000
Yes!
This comment has Aries Julien energy
I would like 5 of these.
I'm all-in
He’s literally putting words together like snake oil without the cards making him do it. “Butt Lantern,” “Straw Whisk,” “Meeting Gum,” “Vitamin Ketchup.” 😂
"What's a multivitamin? That sounds like a competitor." lololol
julien's mind+ snake oil+ shark tank= julen-snake tank
Mya Papaya this made me laugh out loud very loudly
This sounds like a nightmare
Love it❤️😂👌🏻
they missed the opportunity to call this dink tank
That's kinda dumb actually
they did!!!
julien called juliencast2 dink tank (:
This podcast is just Julien being as Aries as possible for an hour straight
You need to take a hugh resolution photo of one of your paintings and use it as a background of a podcast
If Jenna’s the shark does that mean Marbles is the baby shark?
And Kermit is a land shark 🦈
Courtney Sux lmao YES
CarloisBuriedAlive YESS
Too cute!! Marbles is too precious ow
Hey It’s Savvy doo dooo dooooo doo
“I’m talking about drinks you wouldn’t normally put ice cubes in like orange juice....or water” how did Jenna not pick up on that
“Well how long are ya gunna need, finish your drink dammit” 😂
ok but you both need to do an exclusive live show podcast in an arena where you make the podcast on stage whilst all of the dink fam watch
Max King
Could you imagine an entire arena screaming “Dink Dink, Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink” at the start
I WILL FLY FROM CANADA to sing the intro with the fam.
That would be worth my money.
Max King i would pay so much. Money for those tickets!!!!
SIGN ME UP
i love the matching, jenna has some red to match julien’s hair, some white to match his shirt, and blue to match the background. a tru virgo move
abbs :3 I know I love how much they match and then other days they just Jammie it up
She's just very patriotic
Even her hair and his beard match.
But WHAT IF he matched his hair to her clothes, you didn’t think of THAT
...
dink dink 😂
He makes her laugh so much, this is how they keep the love alive.... it's true laughter is the key to a happy relationship.
i was talking with my friends at school yesterday, and one of them mentioned that they fall asleep to your podcasts EVERY SINGLE night.... and I was SHOOK because I didn't know anybody else did that- I also literally do it every single night, like, for the past 4 months. Like I struggle falling asleep if Jenna + Julien isn't on.
I used to do the same, it's listening to your friends having a conversation, its soothing for the soul
Yo I feel this on a spiritual level
YES my sister bullies me for it but i can’t sleep without them playing
Kelton Elliot i legit do the same THING
it helps soooo fucking much. love sleeping to literally any vids, but i usually do the podcasts cuz they r longer
Dude my favorite part of shark tank is at the end when the people are talking to the camera about how they did or didn’t get a deal..i wish y’all did that part too bc I know julien would have had me on the floor with the on camera interviews about how he didn’t get the deal but knows one day that vitamin ketchup will be on shelves across America 😂😂😂
We all know Julian is the Office fan here but Jenna mastered the "Jim looking at the camera" like no one
every time she looks at it it's a cry for help like this is what I deal with xD Julien is such a Dwight sometimes in the best way
Chunky chunky horse pill is how I would describe myself
What if movies also came with “smell packs”. Smell packs would be liquid jars with scents that are in sync with the movie. super immersive experience.
honest. omg one of the spy kids movies did this!! i think it was called literally spy kids 4-D!!!!
they had this with "smell o vision" back in the 50s. some tv shows used it too , I swear the Simpsons did a gimmick with a scratch n sniff card in tv guide or something once
Brave new world
Vitamin ketchup would be great for kids who are really picky eaters that only eat fries and chicken strips and refuses to take vitamins.
Mona Tavon
Took the thought right out of my head
Only problem with ketchup having increased vitamins is risk of overdosing on specific vitamins, especially oil based vitamins which cannot be urinated out. Vitamin gummies were made for the kids who are picky. Ketchup cannot be as quantifiable as vitamin gummies which are pre-measured out for the consumer to reduce risk of overdosing daily intake limit.
Yikes sorry for so much writing...YEET
Amiii Mi you can’t overdose on vitamins lmao. If you make 1 TBSP of ketchup have the DRA of all vitamins for children it could actually work.
@@jackiepalmieri2021 you can overdose on vitamins, especially kids. It's unlikely because the daily dose of vitamins isn't close to the lethal dose and manufacturers normally put the 100% daily dose in their vitamins, so you'd have to take a bunch to od, but it's possible.
jackie palmieri
It’s not overdosing in the traditional sense but too much of one vitamin can easily cause medical problems. Ex. Too much vitamin A? Welcome to your diagnosis of hypertension.
“Respect my allergies please.” - Julien Solomita, 2019.
me every day talking to people
The flatulantern.
Savannah Soto underrated comment
Okay, but I am *_genuinely_* upset that Julien didn’t use this holy f u c k
---gaslighting-
Ginger/turmeric shots are ONE HUNDRED percent LA
I'm in a jennajulien podcast rabbit hole for days now and I'M THRIVING
It's no rabbit hole, it's the path to enlightenment.
My goal in like October was to watch every single podcast before 2019.
I did it.
But it was a lot of hours of fuckery
hellsnah I listened to every podcast they had with a month and a half of commuting to work and it made my life so much better until it ended
Same!!
hellsnah love that for you
omg it took me 20 minutes to realize bobby is there too
I thought he was on Jenna’s jumper at first
Where?!
thank you so much for this comment i saw him like 2 minutes in because of this and he is so cute and lovely
he looks like hes participating i love him so much
Just hope that Jenna becomes this happy once again asap
Still the funniest set of podcasts I’ve ever listened to. I always come back and watch these and cry laughing. Thank you so much for never taking these podcasts down. I fall asleep listening to them so often and I just appreciate the laughs so much.
Omg I fall asleep to them too! So entertaining but relaxing at the same time.
😂 This Shark Tank is better than the real show! Who's next in the tank?😂
Julien.
NOAH
I pray for Chris Mel
Someone please make an animation of the first pitch 😂😂😂
I'm sitting here in a quiet room, trying my HARDEST contain this laugh but "what's a multi-vitamin...sounds like a competitor" almost made me choke lol
*Edit* ...choked again at "MousePlaid" lmfao!!!
**Edit** ... Again at 2D Printer
I started crying at "butt lantern"
2.5D printer
cold vibes
Oh my god! I've been laughing since the start of this video. My mom hollered into my room "Are you laughing or are you crying?"
Thanks for making my night!!
Bepper what!! I love your content (:
“well how long are you gonna need? finish your drink dammit.”
25:30
IM IN TEARS
I feel like the podcast has just turned into laughing at the weird things Julien says for an hour straight and honestly I'm ok with it
Jenna honey could you do a video where you wear your beard for 24 hours. Like, whatever you would do any normal day, but, with a beard. Please please please😂
Lejla Clere why call her honey tho?
Am I the only one who read this in a country accent? No offense
Can you imagine trying to work out though? No ma'am
Sounds like a Safiya video. I sense a collab.
I'd love this.
Does anyone else feel soothed by there voices? I always watch these before bed and fall asleep to them
Aubrey Benbo Same when I am stressed I just put my phone on a sleep timer with one of their podcasts on my phone and sleep.
@@RedChaos1208 wait there's a sleep timer on TH-cam or you mean like on your phone??
Akali Dixon phone. On iphone you can set your timer to turn off your phone
I always do! Love listening to these two go back and forth😂
Marbles little wiggle at the end from getting the scratches has me dead.
Jenna is progressively morphing into the Debbie Machine and I am here for it!!!
So true I love ittt
@@daniellebolner9505 blonde jenna and Brunette jenna are two different people
@@MandyJonas97 yessss
Next is a sushi shirt
I agree! I miss the Debbie Machine, please do an upcoming video with her please.
Ariel is in her natural environment today
i wish mydroflask was created before i started yoinking all these discarded hydroflasks found in my college library
Timestamps!
02:14 opening conversation
09:00 straw whisk
13:44 vitamin ketchup
19:56 mouse plaid
22:15 coldster
26:24 meeting gum
29:31 butt lantern
37:03 mydroflask
39:40 USB mirror
42:11 velcrNO
43:50 my fitness enemy
44:38 grandma pillow
46:44 smellcloud
48:58 paper wait
49:21 arialarm clock
50:20 2.5D printer
51:36 conclusion/outro
You’re a hero
I'm saving watching the Podcast for tonight. I always watch them right before bed to get relaxed and have a laugh and not have nightmares. lol Love you guys! Give the furbabies some extra love from ya gurl Bettie!
Me too!
In Norway the podcast doesn’t come out before 7 pm so it’s perfect to watch before bed
Same! In Romania it comes out at 7-8 p.m. and it is *perfect* to listen to before going to bed 😍
cool! im listening while taking a break from studying. have a good day, i hope you sleep well!
Bettie Davis I save them sometimes for my days off so I can nap in the afternoon and just ease into a nap same with the mile higher podcast idk what it is sometimes I just like napping to podcasts it’s sooo hard to wait for it sometimes though
i wait for these podcasts like they’re crack
Billy Ray Cyrus idk whether it’s your account name or the comment or a combination but I’m screaaaming
Oof me too, Billy
Do you miss being on the podcast, Billy?
Billy Ray Cyrus yup!
Julien either predicted straw whisks or someone stole the idea... or it's a wonderful coincidence, but I still listen to these when I'm stressed. They are so cute, funny, and just a whole delight. I'm glad they're doing well.
I'd buy tickets to a live show of just Julien on an empty stage pitching fake shark tank ideas that he's very confident in
It took me an obnoxiously long time to realize Marble was on Jenna's lap
Bella k didn’t even notice until I read your comment! Haha
Bella 🤣🤣🤣Same!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does Julien always have a good idea but then ruins it on purpose?
To make Jenna laugh. 💕
Aries
God bless Jenna’s patience when julien started pitching StitchFix 😂💀
Completely unrelated to the video, I want Julien to dye his hair green so he has invisible hair.
Cole B. He has before, it matched the background but you can tell he has hair bcuz of lighting and shadows
*You’re all color coordinating with your background and each other, it’s soooo aesthetic. Such SNACS*
‼️ you guys should do a podcast on the bizarre missing persons cases in the national parks. Things that happen that are strange that happen in multiple clusters around the US, except for a strip in the middle, in forests and national parks (usually near water). If young children go missing and are eventually found alive then sometimes their clothes are found on backwards or inside out, despite parents saying they don’t know how to change their own clothes. Tracking dogs will be taken to the location of the missing person(s) and will not track a scent or can’t track a scent. Search and rescue could be on the same trail for days and not find anything and then one day find the body in a noticeable area that they’ve already searched. Also if a person is found deceased the cause of death is usually undetermined. Etc.
*big breath in*
siggghhhhhh
I miss these shark tank podcasts so damn much. I've rewatched them so many times. And I know it'll probably never come back, but I just miss the feeling these bring me. I had something to look forward to. It would bring a smile to my face 100% of the time. thanks for the memories j+j
Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called
*chunky chunky horse pills*
Lookin real Ariel with this background and that hair lol
Should have named it "shark tankish"
Meeble looks so little here and he’s so precious uwu
Julien, I promise you by 2050 MousePlaid will be rule the universe
Cold Vibes™️ sounds like Cody Ko’s next tour
Honestly in a market full of bland repetitive mouse pads, mouse plaids is the product we need in 2019
How did I find your comment on an old Jenna julien podcast? Ghosthoney in the wild ✨🥰✨
THE FART LIGHT THING WAS AN ACTUAL THING ON NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE LMAO 😂😂😂
Ketchup already has iron in but “Noah” manages to make it without 😂
Welcome to the Dink Tank, fam.
50 mins of Aries nonsense... oh helllll yeahhhh!!! Can this game be renamed to “Aries Oil” or “Aries Ram Tank”?! #dinkdink
Amanda Glomboski why aren’t you on their marketing team? lol
honest. I’m ready! Sign me up anytime dink fam
Please do more Shark Tanks. Julien was brilliant! Jenna's laughing and comments were the icing on the cake. Also I loved watching Marbles as you swiveled the chair slowly - so adorable!
i loved this video. make a jenna version where she comes up with crazy ideas for the shark tank as well.
Excellent profile pic
"I'm delivering you science" 👌🏻😂
Everyone knew we would be getting the shark tank theme song sung to us
For some reason I couldn’t help but imagine Julien’s hair as a red French beret
this is literally.. one of the funniest podcasts
thanks I thought I wanted to do things today but now I have an hour to think about IF I wanna leave the house
the color palette of this podcast is v aesthetically pleasing
Protein mustard 😂😂😂
I was telling my boyfriend about this and he goes quiet for a few, and then shouts “Fiber Mayonnaise” 😭 boys 🤦🏼♀️
*Well first I looked up tomato*
Mouse Plaid sounds like little plaid coats for mice 🐭
I’ve been binge watching literally ALL the podcasts for like a month now, I literally love you two together. You’re so entertaining and your point of views have opened my eyes so much! Keep being yourselves and I love you all...DINK DINK
Caitlin Ryan dink
New idea: alternate-d printer. Every time you go to print something it prints in an alternate dimension somewhere and you can never find it.
I like that a lot
These videos are the only things that have been making me happy lately. Literally the best part of my day. I miss them.