Prank Calling in Sick From Jobs I Don't Have 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
- This is incredibly juvenile and will not help you or anyone do anything better in life, but I hope it made you happy to at least hear how sweet Julia the angel is at H&R Block lol.
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tim
with
the
*fitbit*
Tym* hahaha
Riley Vahsrrvdh shit u right
fitbit™️
Andrea fuk
Belle C tym
So, where I work we have 6 Rachels and last November hired 25 new temp staff for over Christmas, which added 2 additional Rachels-that’s 8 Rachels if you’re counting. So this girl calls in to our manager, called Rachel, tells our manager all about how she’s sick of the way she’s being treated, how she hates working here, how she’s putting in a formal complaint with head office. Had a HUGE fight on the phone with the manager, and then hangs up. An issue then arises.....which Rachel was it? In the midst of the fight, our manager never did work out which Rachel it was. She narrowed it down to 4, and then had to call all of them individually to ask if they had quit, only to later find out, that the Rachel who called was actually from another location and had been placed on he incorrect extension when calling her location. We refer to it as ‘The Great Rachel Fiasco of 2017’.
Em B thats AMAZING hahah wow
This reminds me of that Kimmy Schmidt bit where Titus asks to have a meeting with all the Lindas in HR lmao
This was a journey I'm glad I took.
What a rollercoaster I just went on
Thank you for this my day has been made.
"The manager calls me by my middle name."
"I am the manager"
"You call me by my middle name"
OOF
@@Unity116 OOF
Lmao f ya
"uh ah are you sure....?!"
It’s alarming how good Julian is at this & how horrible Jenna is 🤣🤣🤣
I KNOW
I thought Jessica was funnier
@SavedPdf not the reason idiot
lol because men are better at lying
"AND NOW I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE!"
"Oh nooooooooo!"
Do the opposite where you call in and say "hey I know I have tomorrow off but I'm coming in anyway. see you at 8"
And call it "Picking Up Shifts At Jobs We Don't Have"
Deniz Balik YES
OOOOOH MY GOD YES
Deniz Balik omg yes that's a great idea 😂😂
YESSS THIS IS AMAZING
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow”
*Bunny enters the chat*
👌👌 Nice
Nice one lol
Lol
Oop! Well done
lmao underrated
Imagine hiw you would feel if someone called and said ”hey this is jessica i can’t come in tomorrow because i’m on the path to enlightenment”
i would ask her if i could join too.
AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE
I’m the one who answers these calls, these would make my day.
Be like the other bloke that was like 'do it!' 🤣
legit excuse
-"What's the location?"
-"iT'S mE tiM"
What's with all those long usernames omg Tym*
What's with all those long usernames omg Tim with the fitbit!
me time
What's with all those long usernames omg tym
What's with all those long usernames omg Ha ha ha ha ha not
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow” the comedic value of that line is too great
chapstick *bunny enters the chat*
it's horse time pm for jessica
I'm kinda disappointed one of her excuses wasn't I have a basketball game tomorrow
Michael Potter bro truuuuee
*Horse people energy* emerged much earlier than we thought
The Nair excuse was pure gold the lady was so really sweet. I mean she was really sympathetic.😂😂😂😂😂
Louisa Lewis 😂😂😂
As someone who has had chemical burns from overdoing it with nair, I'd be pretty sympathetic too 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@calmdowngurl hahahahaahahahaha
She was like, “I’ve done the same thing. Don’t worry about it.”
Thank you TH-cam for recommending this masterpiece 5 years later ❤️ we miss you Jenna!
so real
Miss you Jenna!!❤️
“I’m the manager.”
Julien : “are you sure?”
💀
Kaitlin Kal Lee
I didn’t finish the video and I was scrolling the comments and I first read this as
“Are you the manager?”
Julien: “Are you sure?”
Jaden Of Awesome 😆😆😆❤️
The guy supporting your lunch needs is the kind of support I need in my life
Lauren Alley same
hes a legend
omg what if he watches these videos oMG i need a person to be like 'hey omg is this jenna(or julien)?' and then they be like 'yeA' and it'd be great
He is so sure of himself, he didn’t give anything a second thought.
SAME
"Do it. Go for it. Enjoy it." That guy is AMAZING.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice does that mean I summoned you?
No name Pie yeah
Your name and profile pic makes me happy
beetlejuice beetlejuice be*cause*
@@taryn1623 you're so smart, a stand-up bro I'll think about the offer let ya know
“i work everyday from 1pm-2pm” that’s fucking HILARIOUS I DIED
So, is anyone else concerned that literally NO PLACE has a Jessica employed there?
Where do people named Jessica Work?!
DO THEY EVEN WORK?!
WHAT IS THEIR SECRET?????
DickleTickle RIGHT??? and jenna calls tanning/nail salons most of the time and not a single young jessica works at a tanning salon???? i find that hard to believe!
👀
DickleTickle hi yes I work at papaya lmao
I worked at a call center w/ a jessica once
well as a jessica, i work at tim hortons, it’s quite disappointing
The worst thing that can happen when you prank call someone is to get a patient, sweet person on the phone who makes you feel guilty & juvenile ;)
You need to call like target and Walmart that has a million employees so there’s no way they know each employee
Judi Tanner they actually do haha
Judi Tanner I have a better idea I’m not saying tho so no 1 steals it
@@royalentertainment488 thanks for letting us know lol
YESSSSSS
I work at Target and yeah they do 😂 and they can check the the schedule
Julien: *easily lying and making up crazy stories*
Jenna: *fucking BAWLING*
Julien literally looks 10 years younger now without the mustache holy shit
The Truth i thought it was just me
The truth lives up to their username
I thought it was an old video for a hot minute 😂😂 I had to check the upload date!!
I had to check the upload date at the start
I’ve definitely saw a similar person at Hot Topic
We call Julia when we need a boost. She’s the best.
We can probably arrange for her to come on your podcast!
H&R Block WHAT
H&R Block YES
Oh MY GODDDD
YES
Oh my god is this real?!?! More people need to like this lol
girl: who is this?
jenna: i told you i’m on the pAtH tO eNliGhTeNmEnT!
girl: WHo iS THiS???!
JESSICA
I read this at the exact time
God?
So relieved this wasn’t deleted
el pan tostado same
Why?
I know it helps me
@@Inspirit-gp4dp she deleted a bunch of her videos
@@menna2777 why?
The women talking to Jenna about the Nair situation was such a trooper through that conversation
She was so sweet! 😂
She sounds a lot like my old manager from lush? But I'm in Canada so I'm ???
She had a persian accent and also I think a persian name
*RIGHT?!?!?!* *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
Hahahaha she was so genuine like noooooooo!
“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess and I naired my whole body and I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE”
RachelsDarling had to pause it there so i could laugh my ass of for 40 seconds 😂😂😂
The lady's reaction was the best thing ever LOL
kalimanka same lmao
Whats naired.?
Selma Acccioly it removes hair
The way Jenna says "yeah" when she's laughing makes it 10x funnier😂😂
CHANELLE THE QUEEN i
Ashlyn Honea i
Wolves88 i
Lisa Horton i
Molasses sniper i
I’m so happy I decided to watch this again, years later- literally can’t stop laughing and crying 😂😂😅 We miss you Jenna ❤ I mean…Jessica
Last one was sooo cute 🥰
Jessica Messica
came here after finding out jenna and julien got married
Their hair colors look so aesthetically pleasing together
when they girl said ‘i’m the manager’ I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD
simplymallory 6:37 ? I thought it was a guy lol
th-cam.com/video/R8sPUqrKVKM/w-d-xo.html
Sssophie sounds like a girl
Sssophie Me too! 😄
And that no boys work there
“I’m on the path to enlightenment and I'm going to open my third eye tomorrow “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ekaterina Petrova a
U
this era of youtube, will never be forgotten. literally nothing will ever be funnier than this.
Agreed.
“Um hi my name is Trey and i cant come to work tomorrow because i have a basketball game toomarrrow”
Why wasn’t this said
Hey just a little update yall we won the game was totes worth missing work
Lmaoo
Im point guard. 🤣🤣🤣
@Sophia Aiello yes!!!
You should start crying and saying "Wait, I'm fired!?" When they start telling you that you don't work there.
Nyoom Monster
Yesss that would be gold
HAHAHAH Y E S
I'm so mad that she didn't use the "I have a basketball game tomorrow!" such a missed opportunity! 😵
Oh shit now I’m upset she didn’t use it
Ikr? I was waiting for it!
Omg yes!
hellolala Lol I was thinking the same thing.. although, if I remember correctly she's done that one in her previous prank call videos. I'm pretty sure she has at least..This is the 3rd one so go back and watch the others if you want to see that.
@Nate A Jenna and Julien both worked multiple part time jobs before they ever became rich/famous. Out of all the TH-camrs these two are the most genuine and down to earth. If this was the paul brothers, then sure, comment away about how rich and entitled they are, but it's not. And it's not like they're continuously calling the same place and pulling people away from their job. They're maybe on the phone for 30 seconds at a time?
Is anyone else watching all of Jennas old videos after she left? 😞
i say.. rack up the views. she needs to see how very very loved she is.
i miss her so much
Why did she leave?
TH-cam drama ofc 😒 everyone was tryna cancel her over some dumbass shit she shouldn’t even have been included in and she made an apology video and she left TH-cam
eden you have to be joking. PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING!!!!!
*_”i naired my whole body on my quest to become a hairless goddess. i am in excruciating pain !!”_*
*gasp* ohhh noooooooo
DUDE I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE VIDEO 😂 “DO IT, GO FOR IT, ENJOY IT”
I just spit all over my homework cause i was laughing
im laugh crying. It takes a lot for me to laught cry
I am watching this in the bus sooooo I am dying
That last woman you called deserves a muffin basket or something. She was so lovely!
a muffin basket
Em jujujuuuuuuB hii
She deserves a medal. Tax season is rough! I hope they send her something to brighten her day.
Yep. Someone please find her and give her muffins.
Julian: Hi my name is Adam, David, and many more names
Jenna for every call: Hi my name is jessica
Dont forget Erika
I think it's a better strategy to always use the same name for the chance of it to eventually work. I think it has a higher probability than trying a different name every time.
Jessica Messica
I've been 9 months pregnant
...... for NINE MONTHS......
MichaeLemon was? Did she have a miscarriage?
I had fever for a week and that for a whole week
MichaeLemon lmao
does that mean she was pregnant twice?
at the same time????
in the final stage of pregnancy... for nine months longer than need be.
Why wasn’t there an excuse about Jenna’s basketball game tomorrow?? 😂
SuperDuperDani she missed a great opportunity 😢😂
SuperDuperDani im a big fan of your channel 😊
SuperDuperDani She said on twitter that she phoned 2 footlockers to say that but got hung up on
"Are you exited for my baby? I can bring him in""he's gonna be cute and little".... "We can squish him" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
nobody important 69 likes
LOL i luv that
@@izzytedesco9881 WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKEEESSSS XD
@@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKEEESSSS XD
@@maudsrandom_thoughts2917 this si like the best quote in the History of the world
The dude who said “do it” to eating lunch was an actual icon; honestly the only professional response
*Jenna* : Hey its Jessica, and I just realized I can't come into work tomorrow because I have to eat lunch.
*worker* :oh okay *hangs up*
Probably the best one. He was so understanding about the need to eat lunch.
Since it was a tanning salon he prob thought she had an appointment. Some poor Jessica isn't getting her tan.
Momo Mochi no you aren’t, that was a guy
Maggie Vazquez “enjoy it” 🤣
@@ayennahabuaf118 I think she just means that the worker is a mood😂
I love how genuinely concerned that lady was when Jenna told her about her nair burns
I need a part 4
hxnnxh x she was such a sweetheart!!
jessica, the hairless goddess who sells lotions, is going to open her third eye tomorrow, and has been nine months pregnant for nine months
And in preparation for said birth, she decided to go on a quest to become a hairless goddess, so she naired her entire body and gave herself 2nd degree burns.
Sounds like a cryptid/scp. I love it.
after that she meet her horse
I've found someone with a michael pfp, I've truly lived my life now
And she's also auditioning for American idol and is going to sing earth wind and fire's "September"
Jenna saying she can't come into work because she has to eat lunch and the guy being all for it is peak comedy.
omg when I worked at H&R Block people would prank call us all the time. That lady was an angel. She deserves to be recognized for her patience/customer service for real. DO YOUR THING INTERNET.
Molly Aww thats so sweet!
jenna looks like she’s constantly about to cry: she literally went 😞🥺
Jojo Siwak that’s what I was thinking
Jojo Siwak Just like Kermit
She's a virgo. This is their daily life.
She WAS crying. On the inside. And then a little on the outside.
Teddy i was just saying she looks like she is gonna lmao
“Dan”
“Sorry that’s my middle name, my name’s Adam”
“Sorry that’s ALSO my middle name, it’s Jeffery” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tanya Zhang *loud hold music plays*
best part
I was scrolling and saw this video thumbnail and got tearry eyed. The sheer happiness is so great and genuin. I miss the 20 minuets of silliness we looked forward to every week. Just 20 minuets a week to get away from the poopy world and laugh with great people. Hope all is well.❣️
😭😭❤
Here watching today. Love them so much!
“Sorry no that’d ALSO my middle name.” Lmaooo
Jessi Callahan Jeffrey Adam Dan
“she was so sympathetic to my burns” 😂😂😂😭💀
All Erica wanted was to meet her damn horse
🤣
I'm on a quest to become this hairless goddess.
"I can't hear you, you're breaking up.."
So sorry, I'M ON A QUEST TO BECOME A HAIRLESS GODDESS, AND I NAIRED MY WHOLE BODY, AND I HAVE EXCRUCIATING BURNS EVERYWHERE
“I TOLD YOU IM ON MY PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM OPENING MY THIRD EYE!”
I like how this part of the video played... When I found this comment.
Get the H&R Block lady on the podcast 2018
Alayna M.H. ITS MY MOMMMM
SOS PLEASE CONFIRM
Jenna: I've got to each lunch. *unintelligible conversation*
Perfect Tan: Okay, do it. Bye.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one
Everytime I hear Jessica I think about Jessica Messica
MANA I'm crying hahaha
MANA same
What about Amanda Bobanda?
That’s cracked me up when she said that because that’s literally what my parents have called me my whole life lol
MANA TRUUU
"my name's Jeffrey"
*pause*
*hold music starts playing*
I LOST IT
im literally crying poor Jessica with the nair burns
The "I work here every day from 1pm to 2pm" absolutely killed me 🤣
"I work there everyday... from 1 pm to 2 pm"
Help I've fallen and I can't get up
*“I sweep the floor and... organize the nail polishes on occasion..”*
I CANNOT!
GlamFam “ imma name him Berry”
GlamFam 😂😂😂😂
This is hilarious!!! If you wanna see my video where I called in sick to places I dont work check it out on my channel 🏄🏽♀️ I would really appreciate it
The manager calls me dan
IM THE MANAGER
SAM 45 800th like
"ARE YOU SURE?"
Its 2023, Im here during a really rough patch in my life watching Jenna and Julian and actually being able to laugh..thank you, very much💜 I miss you
she’s always here for us ❤
2024 and still here... genuinely grew up with her videos, middle school to high school to living on my own and paying own bills... life is strange without her vids :( sorry for being dramatic lol
“Is this Natalie?”
“yEaaa. It’s...Natalie”
strawberryroxc i was pissing myself at that part
poor Natalie
next time call up big stores like target and say
“hey it’s trey, i can’t come to work because i have a basketball game TOMORROW”
I was waiting for that 😂😂
YES
It took me a minute😂😂😂😂
I don't get why they're calling businesses with less than 15 employees. They Know all the names!!
lara THATS LEGENDARY
“I naired my whole body and I have crucial burns”
I’m literally wheezing oh my goodness help
Ikr
That girl was literally so sweet 😭🥺
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Excruciating*
It happened to me once tbh. Not on my whole body thank god, but I got a gnarly chemical burn from nair once. Never used it again. Not funnn
Jenna cry laughing as Jessica is my spirit. Just my spirit.
Jessica Natalie Messica. Works at tanning salon. 2008 hot. Works every day from 1pm to 2pm. Has to eat lunch tomorrow so can’t come into work.
*Um this is dan? No, that’s my middle name. My names adam. No, that’s also my middle name. My real name is Jeffery.*
2019?!?
Lmaooo
Yasss
btw i don't remember her sayin 2019..... hmmmm
@ if you're trying to be funny, you are REALLY bad at it..
@@koolcidanna4049 Yes, if you like. But you ARE a kid so this video is suited to your immaturity. Even the OP's thought this was immature. But, anyway, as I said, you are still a kid. Hopefully, when you get old like me you will appreciate adult things like math, science, nature etc. and turn off TH-cam for a few hours a day. I expect you even watch it at school. It's been 32 years since I went to school! Enjoy your youth. Getting old is no fun. Thanks for the reply! 😁
“Who is this?”
“ I ALREADY TOLD YOU IM ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT AND IM GONNA OPEN MY THIRD EYE”
“Who is this?”
“ *JESSICA* ”
No lol 😂
988th like
This has me wheeezinggg 😂
"it's tim. T-Y-M" fucking wrecked me
Jessica Messica strikes again! 😂
Philip Green PHIL OMG NOW THAT I KNOW YA WATCH JENNA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE
Lol I love you!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Philip Green haha so good
“my names dan”
“sorry i don’t recall hiring anyone with that name”
“srry that’s my middle name i’m adam”
“hmmm even adam i just-“
“no that’s also my middle name my names jeffrey”
“what”
“jeffrey”
*SMOOTH JAZZ ENSUES*
"I hope you have a good day, not only today but every day" *Bless that woman*
A LITERAL ANGEL
90% of this is just Jenna looking like shes being traumatized when really, she cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
*jessica messica is my spirit animal*
Devin Sumer Amanda Bobanda is my alter ego
Devin Sumer lOvE yA
Your R A MuSisCallY sTaRrr
I see you everywhere Devin
IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED THESE ARE MY FAVORITE
David Seymour daviiiiiiiid
Omg it's you, ma boi. I literally just came from binging your videos. 💕💕
I just came from watching your videos!!!!
Same
Still waiting for Jenna to use the excuse:
"Hey it's Jessica, and I can't come into work because I have a BASKETBALL GAME TOMOROOOOOOOOO"
Dwan Stir LITERALLY
JENNAJENNA^^^
Literally just thinking this
We need to make this happen !!!
I was waiting for this and so disappointed it didn’t happen lol
I love getting recommended Jenna Marbles. Makes me think of simpler times ❤
“Hi it’s Erica, I can’t come in because I might be getting a horse tomorrow” 😂😂😂 I’m whEEZING
Oh maybe....whinnying? hahah
“But idk because they’re expensive “
All of these companies probably now warn their employees if anyone calls them with the name "Jessica" to just hang up immediately
Ananas Von Satan and they probably refuse to hire anyone named Jessica for that reason 😂
Lol guess I'm out of luck
I always wait for someone to say: "Oh it's Jessica? You mean Jessica Messica?"
Help me develop the channel. You can go and watch my videos🦄💕
And sorry for spamming💛🐱
I keep coming back to these videos when I miss Jenna, and I can't believe how these two are just the perfect fit for each other, this is another kind of funny I love it
The return of Jessica Messica!
*Garrett* Watts The Safeword
I was shocked that not once did Jenna say "I can't go to work because i have a basketball game tomorrow"
Sylar Omg people keep saying this but I'm pretty sure that she has done that one in the other videos. This is the 3rd one so if you want to see that go watch the others. Pretty sure she does it in the 2nd one.
*RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!*
She needs to 😂😂😂
its bc her fitbit told her she needs to rest
I thought Jessica would have had a basketball game tomorrow
Truly a missed opportunity
that would have been amazing
I thought that was what she was going to say, think that was why Julien was laughing
Jessica... Bessica?
Messica...
I miss this woman so much. She still brings me joy and keeps me moving. Thank you Jenna. She deserves everything.
I hurts coming back to her videos
I was waiting for the ‘I can’t come in because I have a basketball game tomorrow’ 😂
Raaaach92 same. Now we need another!
Sameeee
Raaaach92 OMG YEEEEEES
Same
Raaaach92 SAAMEEEE
"I'M ON A QUEST TO BE A HAIRLESS GODDESS"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LadyPeters I’m mean aren’t we all
Other Brother true that✌
I prank called pizza hut and they “fired me”
REALLY
Emma Mae23 WOWWWW! THEY FIRED YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN STARTED
Emma Mae23 lol
Plot twist you actually fired someone
What if that was an actual person that just got fired
The last lady wishing Jenna a good day has the same energy as Jenna saying good morning to Kermit, and that is the energy that I miss. I hope she’s doing well.
I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY WATCHING THIS. I'm not even the one calling these places and yet here I am, permanently cringing and scared I'm going to get into trouble. hahah ya'll are wild.
So true! 😂😂😂
LITERALLY ME. I’m like “hang up, hang up, hang up”
Same here hahaha
Saaame, it terrifies me. 😂
ME TOO OMG! This is giving me palpitations xD It's probably obvious that I've never prank called anyone before in my life lol
Jenna: I’m on a quest to be a hairless goddess
Lady: sorry you’re breaking up a little bit
Jenna: IM ON A QUEST TO BE A HAIRLESS GODDESS
😂😂😂😂😂
Ellie Lara lol me when I'm trying to talk quietly on the phone and the person can't hear me lmao!
“ *IM THE MANAGER* “
"I don't have *any* guy working for me"
Jenna be like in her mind FUCK SHIT PISS
Bamboo Milkshake 😂😂😂
IiBamboo Milkshake iii
I AM W H E E Z I N G
7:08 will always be amazing. Jenna's blank stare at the camera. Julien's slow decent to the table. 'im gonna have to eat lunch'. Amazing
Awww the lady during the Naire segment was trying to be so niiiice I'm C R Y I N G
*IT WAS SO GOOD!* *HAAAAAAA* *I HAVE NO MORE TEARS!*
Tbh basically everyone has had a bad naír experience or heard of one