Now available on Gumroad: gum.co/EqNTn Quick run-through of the current state of my new rig. More on the rebuild here: blenderartists... Music by me. www.chrisj.com.au / cjones3d Thanks for the comments!
So True mine too some times bcus no back seat You know what i mean pls do I have got good grades on english. But i don't know what do You think Say to me if You want To.
Imagine the sheer horror of watching a person dance like that. The unnatural stillness of every part of their body but one. The stone expression on their face. The lack of synchronization with the music, or any constant beat. The pauses between moves. I’d run.
@@NoSubsWithContent It's horrendously inefficient though, to the point of being useless. A simple roll would be so much more effective at dampening the blow
@@NoSubsWithContent No fall is "completely vertical". And while yes, i understand that I'm being a nitpicking party pooper, i'm still bothered by this landing because I like things to be realistic, or at least correct from a physics standpoint
0:52 Contacts 2/2 found Mission accomplished +10 xp eyesight +10 xp flexibility 1:16 press triangle to head back to home Saving.... Continue story? Press x to continue Press o to exit
@Mark Hammer and for even taking some of his bones out and fusing the rest together so just his body can barely function but still give this spectacular performance Also he coloured his bones
He want's to sell the rig. If he make a tutorial of anything, it would likely be on how to get the best results from his rig, once you pay for it. I for one, am thinking of getting the rig myself. After, it would be a matter of dissecting its inner workings, and possibly applying the methods found for more than just human models too.
@@HardcoreMontages no. He'd make more money in both ways. He might not make it though, recording tutorials is tiring and requires more preparation than knowing how to do things.
@@The_WumboTM "sit pretty"is a command pet owners use to make their dog sit with their front legs in the air. But sometimes when you tell them to sit, they put their legs up and look awkward instead.
@@tylerpangan-kim6000 nope, I searched the whole comments on this video and did spot any similar comments. So tell me, where did you find the original comment?
“Side effects may include: death, spontaneous human head combustion, cancer, de -materialization, nausea, vomiting, Constipation Skin rash or dermatitis,Dizziness,Drowsiness,Dry mouth , Headache, Insomnia.” The people in the commercial:
I love how you don't even have glasses and you pretend you do, i have glasses my eyesight is -1.5 for my left and -3.25 on my right and when I drop my glasses its not hard to find it
POV: This is a stretch everyone has to do everyday at PE
Lmao
You gotta teach them how to fly young
I tried doing every single pose it did and my body hates me for that 7w7
LMAOOO STOPP.
omg in third grade there was this stretch that just looked like twerking
Idk what I was expecting, but I wasn’t expecting that.
Most people are born in their birthday
@Rinus Tvede Yes is actually the opposite of no
@@B0rgerX_ Most people live life.
@Cynical Salt Yeah some people are born on birthnights.
😳 ikr
Me: ugh why does my back hurt
My gaming position: 0:26
LMAO
I woke up every body in my house laughing at this cuz it’s true
I CANT I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE COMMENT LMAOAOAOAJBHHQ
So True mine too some times bcus no back seat
You know what i mean pls do
I have got good grades on english. But i don't know what do You think
Say to me if You want To.
@@jamy306 Rip
0:25 The ideal gaming position
LMAO
xqc
th-cam.com/video/Ua8RSz6uZ7Q/w-d-xo.html
569?
YES LOL
National Geographic: And now, the male bird does a special mating dance to impress the female.
The bird:
Underrated comment.
@@dr.cynical. yea
better talents than me tho....
Indeed
shut up 😭
I'm down to mate
Dang this dude is groovy as hell, look at those moves
He vibin
My boi is dancer
@@yellowcow2221 Did u remove ur reply on the comment with lots of replies?
certified simp ;)
0:24 cats when they ready to attack something
It fits so well with the song
overrated
@@SaariumDeta uh- underrated?
@@toshiko3069 everyone's opinion to their own I guess
@@SaariumDeta eeeh good point
How my dog be looking at me when I open the door:
0:59
Lol
there is clearly something wrong with your dog
Miss girl- hunny thats not a dog 💀 thats a whole as skinwalker
666 likes 🌚
@@cereal7972 yeah😳😳😳
Imagine the sheer horror of watching a person dance like that. The unnatural stillness of every part of their body but one. The stone expression on their face. The lack of synchronization with the music, or any constant beat. The pauses between moves.
I’d run.
Noah M don’t run.... it senses movement
if you see this abomination, the last thing you should do is run. it can and will outrun you
Amin A. Omg
Everything here is cursed. Even the replies
@@woahwoahwoah7530 agreed 😭😭😭
People in movies when they’re trying to distract the bad guy:
y so under rated
y so under rated
Peter Quill😂
y so under rated
y so under rated
*_TOP TEN DANCERS MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AFARAID TO BATTLE WITH_*
Underrated comment.
no.1 model
what did you just say
*afaraid*
Mmmmmm afaraid
Fun Fact : *This is Mark Zuckerberg learning human movements*
BAHAHAH 😂😂
Ha yes
haha
Stop 💀
Dark humour...
0:23 character crouching in fps games
*cyberpunk theme starts playing*
0:26 character laying down in FPS games
Monke
😂😂😂😂😂
Disgusting
I like it
Crush: I love boys that can dance.
Me trying to impress her: 0:01
You’ve impressed me 👏
_a true pro_
that was an amazing performance
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Me: *Watching a Movie*
The spider in the corner of my room: 0:03
He just wants to see his species help humans what's wrong with that
He just vibing with you
He do be vibin doe
I’M LITERALLY ON THE FRIKC8 G FLOOR RN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You just got me rolling up in my notebook 📒📒
1:16 dad when he finds out that mum is pregnant
Goku is that dad
Oh god
Thats not funny
lmaoo
@@stefaniaciorbaru130 🤣🤣🤣
@@stefaniaciorbaru130 You're right. It is hilarious.
0:24 That made me sit upright & correct my back IRL
this comment made me do that
😂😂
what?
Sames. 😂
@@2kjo same
0:23 the neighbour's kid
AAAAAAAHNHHHHHHHH
it's true
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
666th like woohoo
Ay dont make fun of me
Dad when he says “I’m getting milk”
1:16
ight ima head out
Underrated Xd
HAAGAHAHAHAHSHHSAH
Heck Yeah!
Ima head out see ya
Why is my back hurting
My sleeping Position: 0:25
who sleeps like that
@@omegatone4557 meeeee
@@omegatone4557 me
@@omegatone4557 BOI U ABOUT TO GET WOOSHED HARDCORE
@@applepie1272 uh oh
Ahh I see, there's a dancing stick bug inside
R I G
@@thatskyparrot-turtle5052 B U G
Totally an *d o*
th-cam.com/video/cmaVYAaaZvE/w-d-xo.html
I got stickbugged lol
get stick bugged lol
I'm without words.....this comment section has made my year.
im here to ruin it
@@phuckman7363, u never did anything tho 😈
Same here hahah
@@kry2me113 he will
@@Ll-ts6of *_one day.._*
Nobody:
Spiderman after jumping off from anything higher than 2 inches: 1:15
He's using his stupid mucsles to protect his more normal human bones, this melting kinda softens the impact
@@NoSubsWithContent It's horrendously inefficient though, to the point of being useless. A simple roll would be so much more effective at dampening the blow
@@lred1383 it's all about that HEROIC landing bro
@@lred1383 100% true but you can't roll if the fall is completely vertical and that landing is way more marketable than a cheeky little roll
@@NoSubsWithContent No fall is "completely vertical". And while yes, i understand that I'm being a nitpicking party pooper, i'm still bothered by this landing because I like things to be realistic, or at least correct from a physics standpoint
Nobody:
Velma looking for her glasses: 0:24
What are you d-
I DIED
XD
Lmao this deserves more likes
@@roboticeggs i agree xD
0:28 "Hold on guys I just dropped something"
"where are my glasses"
HAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT ALL THESE JSJFJSNW
0:52
Contacts 2/2 found
Mission accomplished
+10 xp eyesight
+10 xp flexibility
1:16 press triangle to head back to home
Saving....
Continue story?
Press x to continue
Press o to exit
@@bloodthirst4315 I wish to continue this tragedy
@@LaverneMarella loading...
School warm ups be like : 0:03
hahahah wtfff
Relatable dude
So true lol😂😂😂😂
This is so underrated LMAO and its 100% true as well xD
We actually did that irl
1:16 it’s so terrifying to look at the rig’s left foot
Why WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
literally a guy searching on youtube, that’s it LMAO
0:4 lmao
505th like
How did i not notice???
Chris Jones:is just doing a quick vid about his animation tests
Me:*hysterical L A U G H I N G*
Bro the comments are just pure gold xD
Snicker55 IKR XD
0:25 Cats trying to throw up...
Loooooool
FLIPPING FUNNY HAHAHAH
That made me lol
this comment is sad but true..
@@peepeeosca489 Hey, Your Dog is pretty cool😎
0:04
Your spanish dancing teacher when she gives an example on how to sway your hips:
PLEASE THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED😭✋
Gotta shake those hips
*hip shimmies intensifies*
@@funnyassclown8869, lmao, ur comment that made me laugh
✋😂
0:03 damn he got those moves
hehe mudel gou wiggli
@@yuziferry570 wiggely boe
dayum that lit doe
Can we just appreciate the actor for breaking his bones for entertainment
And for painting his skin and eyes grey
@Mark Hammer and for even taking some of his bones out and fusing the rest together so just his body can barely function but still give this spectacular performance
Also he coloured his bones
@JohnnyBro702 yes
Also he's in the void
I was expecting for there to be a woosh in this reply section
And dancing in public
me: why does my back hurts so much
also me drawing: 00:26
True
Same
wait hold on-
Same lmao
I watch the phone like this ;w;
0:46 so damn satisfying
Ikr
S Y N C
Yes
Dont get it
@@doginboat It's synced to the music.
*Don’t run from it, it can smell your fear.*
When I read this the thing started to crawl on the groun-
@@queenblister7845 s-silveron? u good buddy?
@@mohamedeltoum8296 AEEEAAUDI
@@queenblister7845 NOOOO SILVEROOON
@@mohamedeltoum8296 IT'S TOO LATE, HIDE IN THE FRIGGIN GROUND WITH YOUR LOST COMRADES!!!!
can we appreciate how goddam baller this song is
and the animator did the song too
@@Ocidad He is in savage mode
@@Ocidad did he actually
@@mariyastoyanova31 i think he is... i was blown away to know that
its fucking insane this shit is so hype
Me: **studies well in exams**
My brain druing the exam: 1:16
0:03
So true
You're on 69 likes.
OMIGAH 😂
Brain: aight imma head out
I've been scrolling for like 10 mins and can't stop laughing lmao
same
Same lmaooo😁😂😂😂
My back hurts xd
True XDDD
My face hurts from smiling and laughing too much 😂
0:14 when I drop my pencil under someone’s chair in class
TRUE
@Gaming Mania lol
@Gaming Mania lol 😂
The music fits perfectly for that situation and scene
@Gaming Mania lmfaooooo
0:24 me everytime im hungry and I want nothing to do with my parents at 3am
Steal the oreos from the pantry before you go to your room
Works everytime😌
🤣🤣
haha funi like 666 shwbygwuagrjeio
We just eat out parents
True
You really should consider a tutorial for your rigging process. The fluid motion that you've achieved is astounding!
He want's to sell the rig. If he make a tutorial of anything, it would likely be on how to get the best results from his rig, once you pay for it. I for one, am thinking of getting the rig myself. After, it would be a matter of dissecting its inner workings, and possibly applying the methods found for more than just human models too.
@@glenfoxh He'd probably make more money in ad revenue
@@HardcoreMontages no. He'd make more money in both ways. He might not make it though, recording tutorials is tiring and requires more preparation than knowing how to do things.
me: damn why does my back hurt all the time?
also me running up the stairs: 0:22
Wait you run upstairs while crawling-?
@@lucia6652 who doesnt-
Nekonara how do you run and crawl at the same time
@@movedtofwuffyyae8758 im no english guy
But i used to do that everytime
TypicalRoid w h a t
how
1:16 Change da world, my final message. Goodbye...
This deserves more likes
th-cam.com/video/miZHa7ZC6Z0/w-d-xo.html
@Mochakuro Peach Also.. what's the difference?
I hearts this quote form APEX legends, crypto’s sister Mia sais it
It was the previous recommendation for me lol
0:05 me flexin in the mirror after a hot shower:
True lol 😂😂
LOL I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WHO DID THAT
LMAO SAMEEHD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:25 Me at 3AM looking for cornn flaeks
Khorne flakes to be precise
@@wilburkit8242 cornn flaeks
WilburKit cornn flaeks
Corn Flakes box is empty: 1:16
cornn flæks
Omg. My favourite cg artist is using blender. Now i truly feel like i‘m using the right software :D
You had doubts? O.o
You had doubts? 0.o
You had doubts? O.o
You had doubts? 0.o
You had doubts? O.o
pet owners: teach their dog to "sit pretty"
the dog when you say sit: 0:22
S Q U A T
*attack mode activated*
What does this mean
@@The_WumboTM "sit pretty"is a command pet owners use to make their dog sit with their front legs in the air. But sometimes when you tell them to sit, they put their legs up and look awkward instead.
HSARFJADHDGHCA
me dancing in private: perfect
me dancing in public: 0:11
This comment will blow up, 33 likes at the time of reply
Edit: it didn't 😔
Hi
I'm the 34 like
Xdddddd
@@shantanu6959 A
@@Thio_Saputra B
Me on my way to my room when guests come over 1:16
Exactly! Man do i hate guests
Guests suck
They invade my house while I’m playing games
TheDonutAssassin God damn it, so true.
TheDonutAssassin Relatable
Unus Annus
"Where are my glasses? "
0:25
Velma be like:
0:22 My cat when i set his food bowl down
wtf your cat stands???
Yes
Hahahah
@@recks9823 maybe he means catgirl idk
ツrecks is it weird mine actually does
This is what my humour has become
Ive been laughing at this for 10 minutes
Same
Me too lmfao
Especially 1:16
lmao yes
also nice pfp.
POV: You're the cameraman at America's Got Talent and the contortionist comes back
The Bonebreakers be like
@@JosueDeerFox headass moment
Nobody:
Not even Chris Jones:
Me dancing alone:
finally, somebody like me
1:17 we could've been able to fly this whole damn time?
Chocolate Whale ikr
DANG IT
You gotta get in position
*1:16
Netflix: are you still watching?
Somebodies daughter: 0:24
Bruh
Lmaoooo
lol
HAHAHAHAHHAHA BEST
God dammit
POV: You’re at a school dance and pushed into the spotlight.
Bro this comment is underrated 😳
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
/hell
This comment will blow up sooner or later
@@stillakira3397 it has to be
0:24 me at 2am going downstairs to get water trying not to wake up everyone
Bruh it's good that nobody saw you or else they would think you are a ghost
Even though it's just a rig it feels like an animation
1:16
Germs when you pick up the food within 5 seconds
Underrated
BAHAHAH THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST ONE HERE
0:03 My sleep paralysis demon getting ready to terrorize me
Jajajaja
XDD
😂💀💀💀💀
Li Li Li l
LOL
I'VE BEEN SCROLLING THROUGH THESE COMMENTS AND I LITERALLY CAN NOT STOP WHEEZING
My reaction: 1:16
same dude 😂😂😂
Others: my art doesn’t look realistic, it’s garbage
Their art:
*thats* realistic to you
I can’t tell if you’re saying this is or isn’t realistic but I agree either way
mjm dude I mean like people draw human proportions exactly like this, yet they say it’s not realistic or perfect
When it clearly is xD
No one:
Not even this overused format:
That one kid at school who thinks he's a professional dancer: 0:11
@Sally Nathalia same
Everyone:
Every single soul:
No one:
Not a single soul:
This is hilarioua
@Count Anonymous hmmm maybe🤔
LMAO
0:24 what my parents see at 2AM while i'm trying my best to sneak into the kitchen for some food and not wake them up
underrated
@Flamingo Ringonus ok
1:16 When they caught you.
@@humanlike69 LMFAO
@@humanlike69 underrated reply
*"... And I'm your freestyle dance teacher"*
renata bliss
Nobody:
Film actors when a explosion happens: 1:16
EDIT: just got a notification, 2.9K. Omg
LOLOLOL
Where is body
Samtreper gone
Agreed
Lmao i'm laughing so hard rn
No one:
10yo mewhen I find a cool stick on the ground:
0:24
Incredible
Incredible
Incredible
Incredible
Incredible
1:16
that one kid at the airport on a leash when there 300 pound mom sees the food district
when you steal a joke
*their
@@tylerpangan-kim6000 nope, I searched the whole comments on this video and did spot any similar comments.
So tell me, where did you find the original comment?
tinkerdoodle When there’s no such thing as stealing a joke because the whole point of a joke is for it to be passed on
@@timtecson9216 f respect
1:16 me going back to my room when I hear my parents car come in the driveway
SAME
1:16 my brother when he accidentally breaks something while im next to him
*Ight ima head out*
he do be like my dad tho
I hope I'm misreading this because that sounds sad : (
@@thehammurabichode7994 nah its a joke its ok also sorry if i make you feel bad about anything?
@@vipror9619 When I play myself by misunderstanding someone's comment and am made to look like a chump 1:16
Doctors when you show them an apple: 1:16
Fuck I read this in Dio's voice and ended up laughing so hard my mom woke up.
The fact I was watching JoJo while reading this comment. By watching JoJo I mean I was watching the part where dio dies.
Or, shall I say "dies". ✨
W H E E Z E
ZA WARUDO!!!
omg i died laughing XD
0:44 Me when I’m hungry and there’s a cockroach on the ground.
NO
But it starts flying 1:16
Run
r/cursedcomments
ants are tastier
1:16 Dio leaving knowing he'll come back in part 3
😂😂😂
Nah he'd win
0:15 when i hear a music that are pretty good
Yes, I Good music are love that.
0:03
Cookie Cake a grammar makes them better
Red Ai grammar 100
Me grammer sorry bad
Every part in my body after I step on LEGO: 0:03
Oml 👏🤣
phycologist: Don't worry flying human in blender isn't real
Flying human in blender: 1:16
*Ascension*
Ight ima head out
It really just said *ascend*
@@ajaxgamr4458 :)
he went to buy milk, he will come back
This is the peak of Internet. Nothing can or could be better than this.
0:04 when the maths teacher is absent in the test day
Impossible
@@sphee4149 ahahahhaa
The only one i actually laughed at
netflix: are you still watching?
someone's daughter: 0:25
😳
lol
I don’t get it- explainnn
@MightyVR yes, I regret asking-
Their back broke.
Me: Dad there’s a monster in the closet
Dad: no there’s no- *opens closet*
The monster in my closet: 1:00
I smell something underrated
When he opened the closet techno started playing aswell
the dislikes are from people who couldn't dance like him
*when you realize there's 77 thousand + people that CAN dance like him...*
But i liked it lol
the dislikes are from mark Zuckerbergs alts
When a person just wants to pop one bone but they can’t:
1:16
*Me when I try to walk in my dreams:*
Omg same
Fr tho
I've never seen such a- a "MASTERPIECE"
Shut woman
@@greatrj ok
@@spaacedust shut up DJ
0:03 Nervousness warming up to terrorise me before a speech
POV: You got the newest just dance and are trying to follow the new moves
Relatable.
Or you accidentally fall into the earth's centre.
Hate when that happens
@@TheHappyGabeShow happens to the best of us 😔
0:26 When you're trying to use a public toilet without touching the seat
0:03 tik tok dances be like:
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
“Side effects may include: death, spontaneous human head combustion, cancer, de -materialization, nausea, vomiting, Constipation
Skin rash or dermatitis,Dizziness,Drowsiness,Dry mouth , Headache, Insomnia.”
The people in the commercial:
BAHAHAHAHAHSJFKFO SO TRUE
-also death BUT AT LEAST YOU WON’T HAVE A HEADACHE LOL
this is an aperture science approved message 👍
Imagine someone actually moved like that.
Blank Head LMAOOAOA
weird, strange, crack headed, flexible. These were the ingredients for this video
@@bimbamboompow4705 LOL
OH HELL NAHH
Run
Nobody :
People before the evolution : 0:23
*''can you dance?''*
_no_
also them:
0:24 That ✨Spine Wiggle✨ caught me off guard.
I literally gagged 💀
Definitely can't move my spine like that
The Comments Legit Made Me Laugh Uncontrollably Everytime I Read One
I Cant Breathe
Bro same
I feel youuuu I watch these videos & look at their comments for like 40 mins & I'm fully red of laughter-
My stomach hurts omfg y'all are hilarious
Same istg
Literally same
POV: ur legit dying while reading the comments
No.😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes… that’s accurate
YES 😭
IM ACTUALLY DYING FROM LACK OF AIR BECAUSE IM LAUGHING SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR HELP
0:00 Omg I lost depression the MOMENT I saw this.
MAJOR FUNNY ಠ_ಠ
@Based Upstate NY ♋︎♎︎♌︎♒︎♐︎♏︎♊︎♎︎♒︎♈︎♏︎♐︎♊︎ ♉︎♋︎♑︎♎︎ ♍︎♏︎♒︎♏︎♌︎♒︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎♍︎♒︎♌︎ ♌︎ ♍︎♊︎♒︎♍︎♒︎♌︎♋︎♈︎♎︎♎︎♐︎
@@greatrj hmm
Mom: Go play with the neighbours kid!
Meanwhile the Neighbours kid in the front yard:
Getting ready for the 50 m sprint in middle school
0:28 Me when i finding my glasses :
I love how you don't even have glasses and you pretend you do, i have glasses my eyesight is -1.5 for my left and -3.25 on my right and when I drop my glasses its not hard to find it
Issa joke genius
G1 bruh no need to be logical about it no one cares about it. also ur not in a place to deny that
@@Raddish1337 damn, your eyes must be really spoilt from staring at your screen for 18 hours just to be a dick to others.
@@Raddish1337 the only hard thing to find is the logic.