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As a non-American, if there's one thing I've learned on the internet, it's that whenever a news article starts with the words "Florida man", it's going to be something batshit crazy.
Ayup.
I'm actually from FL tho and Florida Man isn't as prolific as the Internet would have us believe.
@@STONKS0897 Nice try Florida Man, but it'll take more than that for me to trust you around MY alligator...
But seriously, those are words that I never thought I would say together, in my life. Thank you for giving me the excuse to say them.
as a GrayStillPlays (a Florida man) viewer i can say that is correct
true
Florida is to Americans what America is to non-Americans
5:10 EmKay: "Gort? Ohh, he looks cute."
The Description:
*Crimes: Several Counts of Murder*
Crimes Several counts of murder
I take credit for posting that one
@@necrossprism4465 nice job, how it was to capture him?
@@rockhistoria2537 probably with jesus
@@Rere-kk6cm and the scp foundation
I can't believe no one has mentioned that the reason the dog at 2:46 is holding a brick is because it's owner taught it to drops bricks on people who would ring his doorbell. I aspire to be that man and have nothing but respect for him and his pittie
death to Halloween
Why?, they will start to knock, clap or even yell at your door.
I remember reading an article saying that the owner got I arrested for it
8:25
Fun fact: this is a hornworm, not a caterpillar. They just stay that way and eat and eat and eat and get HUGE. Also while a favorite food of many lizards, however if you use them too much, the lizards are known to get addicted and refuse all other foods.
"He did them all so we had none to do"
-robin
so true
You are first
yes
Kneecao
Well hello fellow early person!
Emkay: "Gort! He's so cute doe!"
Right under Gort's name: "Crimes: Several accounts of murder"
i saw that too
...
Gort Cute
Gort Tiny
But Gort Also Kill
H̶̢̢̧̡̗̭̘̳̗̤̖̗̻̖͍̩̼͕͙̘̻̪̣̼̳̬͚̪̤̩͑̒͐̀̕͠͝͠ę̷̡̡̢̢̨̮͓̞̯̼̘̝̝͇̲̲͙̣̱̫̮̣͕̻̯̜̺̖͕̰̪̩͎̹̩̳̳͒̄͌̐̉̒̆́̀͆́͆̃̄̑̂̅̐̃̃͋̃ ̵̢̛̯̺̺͚͓̤̯̙̼̖͉̠̫̱̗̳̮̜̔̓́̎̍̽̇̂͊̀̆̿̃̓̓̈́̋̍̀̉̔̇̊̒̍̀̿̏͛́̓͂̐̅̀̚͝͝r̷̡̧̫̲̤̺̖̫̺͍̠̤͚̣̘̮̜̩͚͔̥̥͈̘͙̘̦̤͗̓̊̀̆̓̌̑̏͆̅͗̉̃̓̈́̓̌̏̈͗̿͌̅͊͋̍͑͂́̈́̐͌̒̄̚͘̕͜͝ͅḭ̸̧̨̧̛̺̜̼̫̞̝̟̟͚̞̮͓̖̬̿̏̇͑̀̄̔̏͆̒̽͐͆͠ͅs̷̛̪̭͌̓̾͊̔̀̀͆̌͗͌̇͐̽͌́͋̐̉̑͗̏̐̎̓̄̓̏̀̇͐̕͜͠͠e̵͙̭̰̗͉͍̼̠̜̯̱̾̃̑͆̏̀̆̃̚̕͠ͅs̸̫̥͝
gort is my spirit animal
I saw that to
"So you're rap battling a horse skeleton to keep all your alcohol?"
Tabi [from FNF]: First time?
I'm happy I got this
i might make a mod out of this
I got the Tabi (EX boyfriend) mod!
That’s how Tabi really became what he is. He beat the horse skeleton.
I love the crow gang thing, imagine if he moves somwhere and the crows follow him and keep giving him money. That'd be a stable source of income right there!
“Oooh, I’ve never seen a bunny ride anything like that”
Rule 34 artists:
D A M N U -
NonoNONONONONO
NO GOD PLEASE NO
It is unavoidable.
*no*
The baby to its parents: "You have displeased me, mortals."
The mom: "Honey, call the priest, the baby's possessed again."
Dad: "Again? That's the third time this month!"
The baby is possesed by Satan call god instead
@@not_alex5487 Or call Pandemic Padre 8:07
True
You might need the scp foundation for this
@@toaster1443 yea
The one with the dog holding the brick is from a news article where his owner trained him to drop bricks on people who rang his doorbell.
The cow at 6:39 is literally SCP-4158, AKA Big Charlie, who cannot feel pain, eats anything out in front of him, and is constantly growing above average tasting steak
Uncle Stan has the kind of energy all slightly overweight uncles should aspire to.
It’s Gruncle to you.
Grunkle Stan after mastering his control over Bill's powers
@@rockhistoria2537 yeah
*are we sure he's dead or Are we just playing Disney?*
Periodt
Fat uncle here. Can conform that I aspire to that energy
0:51
"If you find yourself rap battling a horse skull in Wales don't worry it's normal, i guess" -sam'onella
Ahhh a person of culture
Ahh, that's a name that I haven't heard in a while.
I wouldnt be surprised if someone made a fnf mod based on that.
@@ClearlyAnAlien what?
@@ClearlyAnAlien oof, sorry, should i delete the comment?
As a child, I got my own boss name. I liked to throw stuff out the second story window, so my name was "Destructo". They even gave me one of those employers name tags that said "Hello, My Name Is Destructo". I'd wear that to parties.
3:58 i laughed so hard i literally couldn’t breathe.
“Its comin for your knee caps” the most terrifying phrase I have ever heard
snas what wisdom do you have for us today
Please no NOOOOO
It truly is
Its comin for your knee caps
@@theelusinianmysteries here’s some wisdom... when you walk it’s just falling and catching yourself over and over...
10:40
This boss was so terrifying/powerful that Robin couldnt even show him
if you google it's name you'll understand why he couldn't
no robin IS the boss
@@gabrielacrizeldaporciuncul9124 Okay i understand now
My god
Jeez even my dog scared of it when i search it
I like how chill he is while looking at the cursed images.
6:45
The only thing that make me consider for a SINGLE SECOND was the word “Australia”
r/Bossfight shows us the moments in life when we realize we didn’t do enough side quests
I just completed the side quest of arson. I still need "3rd degree" murder.
@Woodrow Stevens already completed. You under-estimate me, don't t you?
A real man wouldn't know what a side quest is, and I'm not one of them.
My whole life has been a side quest
Chores
If you dont do your side quests (chores)
You gonna get a boss fight
'i know it's the beginning of the year'
Robin, hate to break it to you but.... We've already passed 1/3 of 2021
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT LMFAO
I literally sat here and had to process May wasn’t the edge before the middle of the year 😰
Well they record these ahead
this is a warning
exuse me waht
Imagine seeing the Child with small telescope at midnight alone at your house with all lights off and he opens the door and you know you have to hide
fun fact:that evil spirit that possessed the baby is what is known as a stand they are the measurement of your life energy and only a stand user can see a stand (except for when it doesn't) only a stand can harm a stand and finally any damage done to the stand will reflect to the user (except for when they don't)
"Level 5 Rat" is my favorite Eldritch God.
Lol
Damien bouta swoop in and just command it to stop as he is the King of the Sewer Rats™
Ah, a Wild King Damien (platform variant)
@@unstableturtleduck i want to hear him read the sign in the chills voice
rat: level 5
The Level 5 rat can only be challenged until you’re level 5. Until that, you can’t move on.
Well damn, i guess the rat owns that place then because no one has passed Level 2.
Let me at it, ima fire at it with an ak47
@@Petrovich-sh7pi your gun is a lvl 1 weapon
@@CrateOnO This has me worried to see a level 5 weapon.
@@CrateOnO Welp, guess what happened can be easily explained by reading mah name.
I just now noticed at the bottom of His Name: Gort, is
Crimes: SEVERAL ACCOUNTS OF MURDER.
It is something that belongs on surreal memes. Love the content!
4:01 "How did you do in P.E today?"
"Good"
*Deep hellish chants*
"Not so good"
My absolute favorite part of 2:22 is they took the time to make an A.I generated image of the child.
As a person from Ohio, Yes, the *C O R N* is our guardian
Oh yes true true
Guardian or keeper?
@@DeepSubmerge both
Guardian*. I’m an Ohioan but at least I can spell. I guess I’m a lucky one
@@DeepSubmerge guardian
This subreddit is perfect for a game developer if they need ideas.
Yes
0:03 it coming for your kneecaps (lol)
Why as duh plane cringe?
I clicked faster than Flosh could take my kneecaps
Just wanted to say you got 23 likes
I clicked faster then my parents dropped me as a baby
@@Junyalover u ok?
🗡️😳🔪
🦵🦵
It’s too late , look again. Your kneecaps are gone
My doctor: "luffy isn't real you don't have to worry about it"
Luffy in real life: 6:00
Tru
I was like "Wait a minute......Luffy what the heck are you doing here??????"
It would be believable if it was zoro as we could just think he got lost
Proud to say that image is from the Philippines
Gomu Gomu no stamp
I feel like the 5th horseman of the apocalypse was so impossible to see and understand by mortal beings that we could not be shown that image
Imagine sitting in your house one evening, the fireplace is warm and you it's just cool enough to have an occasional breeze, you're wrapped in a warm blanket and enjoying a nice warm hot chocolate and then suddenly, you're rap battling a dead horse
Emkay: Gort! He's so cute though
Me: *notices Gort has several counts of murder* Yeah...cute...
What else do you think is on that list
HE. WHAT ?
@@Petrovich-sh7pi yeah, probably like chucky
Lamo
Yeah... wait what-
1:58 wtf is Florida even doing at this point
2:34 I want an uncle like that
As person from Florida I can say shit is crazy but fun away to describe Florida is old people or FUCKING SEND IT
Gort
Crimes: Several counts of murder
Robin: It's so cute!
This entire subreddit is like an irl collection of rejected scp proposals.
The baby in the thumbnail be like: *"Hand over the milk or your soul."*
*WHAT ABOUT BOTH*
Hand it over. That thing, your milk.
yes
Or both (:
*hE nEeD sOmE mILk*
5:12
“He’s so cute though!”
The bottom of the picture:
**several counts of murder**
Olo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@veronicawilliamson4526 yoolo
@@SpeedDuo64. oh I love ur username and Hai!
This is the best subreddit!
6:47 I think that's Blossom. She was in the Guinness World Record for worlds tallest cow. She past in 2015. Her most biggest size was at the age of 8 years old but since cows shrink a little when they get older... but she hadn't changed to much. This is what I know about so I apologize if I said something incorrectly. (I think it's Blossom, it looks like her.)
3:26 I love this, he's literally teaching birds an economic system
@Mryoshi27 4k catcher
📸🗿👌
🦵🦿
I never knew Robin is so cultured, the fella gave an OKAMI reference
yeah never expected that
Same, it was a pleasant surprise
Im proud of him
Let alone to the most obscure boss from it _by name_ with proper pronunciation
2:38 an invasion: defeat 100 enemies + extra in multiplayer to stop the invasion. After 50% of the invasion has been completed, the Giga-Brute will spawn in. 2,000 hp, 12 df, 12% dr, can stomp on you to instantly kill you, or punch you for 100 dmg. Pre-hardmode invasion
The one with the crows bringing back money for breadcrumbs is like the start to a creepypasta, you may wanna call the police if they start bringing back teeth
No one is gonna talk about gort? It literally says that he has committed SEVERAL counts of MURDER
Why do I imagine him standing up on his hind legs and shanking someone with a knife like Roberto from Futurama?
If someone makes an actual boss fight out of Florida Man he’s bound to have at least 100 phases
Not man Florida man at least have like a thousand and that's if you're on easy mode
Florida Man is the playable character
Fool, you must fight the council of Florida Men, each on specializes in their own form of utter insanity, and should you beat them all, you will gain access to a fight with the forbidden Florida Man
Nah Florida man is the glitching npc that can’t die
the only way to defeat Florida man is to destroy all Floridians. Sadly there are 21,538,187 Floridians as of 2020 so...
the subreddit we all needed
5:11, the funniest part is that he has committed several accounts of murder.
9:17: "Run!" screamed its living mouths. "Come!" cried its dead ones.
snow-lord neto
That's it. I'm turning this into an SCP
Crime: several counts of murder
Robin: oh how cute
11:25 I think they'll run out of money soon and start bringing him teeth, then it won't help either when he stops bringing them food or when he moves. Eventually, he will have a pile of teeth in the basement, he will not know who they are from, and the crows will not stop bringing him teeth. I have it from creepypasta
Robin: What in the world is going on folks?
Me: Not even God knows.
9:18 nobody:
The clothes in my closet at 3:00 am be like
Kinda the 1:45 one
@@sz2yn yes
I live in Wales so mine are kinda like 0:59
@@grawlinson4045 my guy from wales is rapping an undead rapper from the dead, he raps and taps out bit gets back up again oooooo! The under mining mothertrucka skelli boy is raping just to get the beer to drink the beer to sell the beer *to be the beer* OOOOOOO!!
like my rap?
@@justaguywhodraws Amazing 😂
5:10 Gort.... How tf did this cute little plush be accounted for several counts of murder??
The fact his name is Gort tho- 😂
@@Feral_cockroach121 Ikr?? Such a cute name for a murderer
g o r t
@@yourdad8716 yes
the name gort reminded me of gorb
ASCEND!
ASCEND WITH GORB!
4:08 oh that’s just Aphrodite, it might take a second for her features to fully form to your liking :)
1:20 two words, My puppy. We had a brown chair and when my puppy layed on it we could not see him at all he was the same shade brown as the chair
i feal like at least 90% of all post on this sub reddit could be a SCP
-_-
😏
The beto one got me. So fucking creepy
Yes
@Emilee Jurado oh fuck
"his name: gort, he's so cute"
Crimes: several counts of murder
I love how underneath gory it said crimes multiple accounts of murder and he just skips past that
*gort
I'm glad the bigfoot hunters don't come for my kneecaps, all they ever want to do is get grainy images of me and make casts of my footprints for some reason
@Godzilla fan and i heard he is ur dad
@@djdragons69420 Does that make him Your grandfather then?
Wow ain't seen you in a while.
Petition for robin to say: “what’s poppin’ it’s Robin” as his intro
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
0:53 a pre-hardmode enemy that spawns with 1/40 chance every night and when the tavernkeep is around, there can only be one. 250 hp, 27 df, 27% dr, will try to damage only the tavernkeep, and if it successfully eliminates the tavernkeep, then the tavernkeep will have to be woken up again at a random place, and it will walk away. Will not and cannot damage you.
Miltank : - sees the big cow-
Miltank : FINALLY I WORTHY OPPONENT
I am so happy that two of my posts are featured in an EmKay video! My posts were Kicks and Speed! GreatReturning in Reddit.
Everyone have a great day!
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@@NariInsho wow i never knew that
@@NariInsho huh ??????
@@NariInsho me too
@@NariInsho so shaggy took over Mars? Good to know man
2:30 That's just wholesome to me. The uncle is obviously having a ton of fun with photoshop.
4:04 i literally recoiled and took off my headphones because i wasnt expecting that sound, i was drawing
Emkay:they got one kick man.
Me:you sure that's not gum-gum stamp
2:29
Uncle Stan, teach me you’re ways.
**gravity falls theme intensifies**
**Gruncle Stan’s laugh can be heard distantly**
The Level 5 Rat is actually the miniboss you have to deafeat near the start to get access to the Side Quests via the Hub area, the hub area happens to be the floor the rat has claimed.
Floor 1 is Tutorials and the NPC shop, Floor 3 is Online features.
The tutorial let me keep my legendary duel axe,i dont know if im gana make it through but i will defeat the lvl.five rat.
Wish me luck.
I'm almost Level 8, hopefully then I'll have enough strength to challenge the rat
I beat it, FINALLY I CAN GO TO SIDE QUESTS AND GRIND LEVELS
@@starlii10 but then the level 50 momma rat appears
Robin, lexie, and the whole crew sound more and more alike everyday 😂
5:19 I sent that image to a discord server and captioned it "ugh, who let the racoon get ahold of the spellbook in the basement?" and someone replied saying "It was an accident I swear"
New game idea: a game set in the current day, with you as a normal person, but you have to fight through a bunch of reddit bosses
With only items from r/itemshop
So this subreddit in a nutshell is basically;
*Dark Souls boss fight music intensifies*
The only thing that can stop this is the legend and most of the fan base knows what I'm talking about when I say this
Aren't you supposed to be containing the anomalies? Btw say hi to 682 for me will ya
@@sophiedenise he's doing that as well although I don't know when the foundation got a TH-cam account
@@Jack5628 well it all started when Dr. ■■■■ ■■■ got his job. It was ■■/■■/■■■ and it was a normal day. We are still convincing ppl that scp isn't real.
@@PatriotAnimation that didn't make it any more clear
6:00 the riot guard was not expecting that from a single kick
3:50 it’s the bird Easter egg of real life, you give it food and it brings back randomly generated rewards.
"Y' cant come in, Y' cant come in, I aint got no wine nor any jin" first part of a song against Lwyd
how do you know that
The knee cap bandit
Cmere boy
Cmere boy
How did you know my high school nickname?
Lol
@Rechelle Castro Padayao literally shut up
Megachusetts just studied full math and has became math himself.
0:37 a set of post moon lord bosses summoned with the overloaded yin yang, crafted out of 100 light and dark shards each, and 100 luminite. 400,000 hp, 69 df, 77% dr, will do karate moves, and one can heal the other. They drop a material to fuse them together.
8:00 that’s a really cool drawing, would totally watch the show/read the comic
I mean same
Same
1:58 Florida has some of the most extensive transparency laws in the country. So it's not that they have more craziness than the other states, it's just easier for their newspapers to find out the details that lead to these sorts of headlines.
can we just talk about the fact that at 5:12 in the vid when talking about how cute gort is, ITS SAYS "SEVERAL COUNTS OF FREEKING MURDER" AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN?!?!? WTF DID GORT DO??????
1:50 I was watching an ad and I said to myself, "was that Florida?" and oh boy was I right
Florida is a strange place
2:44 "Don't worry he doesn't bite, he just throws bricks."
Uh Oh
I heard “I love the little problems this world has” COVID enters the chat
He said 'wierd'. I wish COVID was wierd, instead of humans battling animals.
I love how under the name of Gort is several counts of murder
7:06 That is a demon possessing that mirror who was bored tell that guy to RUN!!!!!
Baby:*opens eyes with such intensity*
Me:"Why do I hear boss music?"
This whole entire subreddit is just blursed images combined with cursed comments and I love it
When Lexi referred to Lechku and Nechku… I screamed. Ōkami is life.
0:37 They reminded me of the Chariot and Justice bosses from Persona 3
the "how did you in pe today?" meme was my discord name for awhile... like the full question with the just holow face... i loved it
6:01
Luffy, it seems we have met again... This time I will collect my 100M berries...
He called luffy one kick man
1:13 Lwyd: Rap battle or i steal your alcohol
Me, a FNF fan: *Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR RAP BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY*
6:53 is that a jojo reference? Especially the gay part
This reddit is the definition of why do I hear boss music
Your not wrong though