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  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The dog who saved the kids from savage dogs was not just a hero.
    He was the goodest goodest boi.

  • @mr.epicpoet5193
    @mr.epicpoet5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    “No nation benefits from prolonged warfare” - tsun zu the art of war

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "But all dogs benefit from extended playtime"- Dog Zsu the Art of Play

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ur awesome Uhh, okay?..

    • @ar-1535
      @ar-1535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Many people do not check spelling.” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @capta1nseal
      @capta1nseal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clockworkpotato9892 it's a new spam thing in youtube comments, they all lead to the same vid so memorise the start of the url and just don't click it

    • @noneyours
      @noneyours 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capta1nseal Or even the last few letters.
      For example: "XcQ"
      Some people will know what I mean.

  • @strangeaelurus
    @strangeaelurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    "CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!"
    me an SCP fan: *you summoned me?*

    • @埊
      @埊 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Rafi Rizqullah very right

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "so anyways 008 infected someone earlier."

    • @robertbanachowski1546
      @robertbanachowski1546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@madkirk7431 *cool.*

    • @itscaptaingamerplays1419
      @itscaptaingamerplays1419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me who had the exact same thought:

    • @mediccaleb
      @mediccaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ganon from botw could be classified as an SCP

  • @duckthemage
    @duckthemage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The sound of Lexi melting of cuteness will never get old

  • @dreamcorewarlock
    @dreamcorewarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "We lost the ball in South Carolina."
    *sweats in South Carolinian*

    • @GOOCHPILLED
      @GOOCHPILLED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      run.

    • @SirNobleIZH
      @SirNobleIZH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GOOCHPILLED duu duu dudududududududududududu duu duu

    • @notacoolguy5845
      @notacoolguy5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as a South Carolinian i can agree now come we must run

  • @redhank1389
    @redhank1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    Aaron is just a terrifying boss, his speed is something to fear.

    • @Ppsen1
      @Ppsen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I M SCARED

    • @written_and_recited
      @written_and_recited 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His endurance is also something to be worried about.

    • @w.dgaster2621
      @w.dgaster2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oi that's my name

    • @redhank1389
      @redhank1389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@w.dgaster2621 Sussy

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      two steps too late, young memer.
      two steps.

  • @PendragonStateOfMind
    @PendragonStateOfMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Lexi in menacing voice effects is terrifying to the point that Slenderman is shaking in his boots

    • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
      @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! I love every time Lexi does it!

    • @tool-gun-sys
      @tool-gun-sys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beside that. I may be looking to far into the funny haha joke but. Slederman has boots? I'm now trying to imagine him in designer leather knee-high boots with Massive heels.

    • @deannaparr9448
      @deannaparr9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tool-gun-sys she just for the futer I cant spelll

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:15

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    That moment when you realize Aaron Farr sounds like "I run far".

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ur awesome bot

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Mao Namaru depends. I usually pronounce I as a, for some reason

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's like me, "Swift like a Ninja, Strike like a Samurai."

    • @s.b.4228
      @s.b.4228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds more like "I *ran* far"

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who pronounces “Aaron” as “I-Ron”? Lmao

  • @necrobynerton7384
    @necrobynerton7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    7:25
    Lexi,
    You could 100% do TF2's spy voice a bit too perfectly

    • @TheLivingVines123
      @TheLivingVines123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment showed up twice for me for some reason. Cool!

    • @TheLivingVines123
      @TheLivingVines123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment appeared twice for me. Cool!

    • @KopKing11
      @KopKing11 ปีที่แล้ว

      "He could be in this very roo-"

  • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
    @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Am I the only one who gets super happy when it's Lexi narrating? She's best girl.

  • @yannikatsafados2726
    @yannikatsafados2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    EmKay: “This didn’t age well”.
    Me: neither did prince Philip.

  • @thehuffliestpuff2620
    @thehuffliestpuff2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    When your soap bottle is a mimic

    • @josuecontreras2768
      @josuecontreras2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ur awesome what

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thout your comment said. When you huff a soap bottle

    • @SoulDFroggit
      @SoulDFroggit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When your Detachable shower head is a Cobra

    • @KatAnimates9
      @KatAnimates9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yeah, hate when that happens XD

    • @lootgoblin6505
      @lootgoblin6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and that's why you always bring a dagger to the shower

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3962

    Minecraft has one of the easiest Bossfights

  • @RhapsosProductions
    @RhapsosProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:25 - Lexi going gaga for cute things. Always a pleasing moment in these videos :)

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:00 initially passive, a goose can quickly become unmanageable since your stress will rise faster, the more hostile it is.
    5 to 2,000,000 hp, 0 to 150 df, 0 to 99% dr, depending on how stressed the player is. You can mitigate such fast stress rise by wearing certain accessories, from 48 seconds to 167 seconds before the superboss phase began. A pre hardmode creature that can become deadly rather quickly.

  • @piperthecollector
    @piperthecollector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    That last one....
    "Hands to yourself!"
    Me: But, his hands *are* himself.

    • @Starfeather_19
      @Starfeather_19 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He means body to yourself.
      OMG that came out wrong.

    • @piperthecollector
      @piperthecollector 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Starfeather_19 I knew what was meant. I just wanted to make a joke.

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but why is there a “me:”

    • @piperthecollector
      @piperthecollector 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@originaluseername Because that's what I said in my head when he said "Hands to yourself!"

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@piperthecollector BUT WE CAN TELL
      *_WITHOUT A FUCKING “ME:”_*

  • @TheLastGuardianMK2
    @TheLastGuardianMK2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Boss fight: Emkay keepers of all knowledge, commentators of all vids

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alternative title: Emkay, Bringer of Joy, Representative Against All Evil

    • @edwardhaybell1938
      @edwardhaybell1938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Challenger: a Champion of Hermaeus Mora, Daedric Prince of Fate, Lord of Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, Master of Apocrypha, One Tentacley Boi

    • @yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923
      @yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EmKay Squad, Destroyer of bad jokes, bringer of wholesome

    • @SpideySpectra
      @SpideySpectra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every 5 attacks, Emkay will summon one of it's minions, all of which will be listed.
      Robin: the balding king of fly. Robin's primary attack is summoning creatures from cursed comments, all of which deal 15 damage with negative effects when a hit lands.
      Jack, the Australian. Jack does not attack you directly, preferring his steed, a crocodile wearing Crocs, to attack you. He can summon animals from Australia to attack you as well.
      Damien, the unexpected. Damien only attacks those who know that he is coming, along with those who witness him. He attacks by wacking you over the head with a golf club that has immense strength and duribility.
      Lexi, the identity duo. Lexi has two personalities in her body, one only uses light attacks and attacks rarely, the other, to put it short, only has one goal: exterminating her foe. She attacks both by summoning images from subreddits and blunt force.

    • @yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923
      @yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpideySpectra This is beautiful, especially the Jack part (I am also Australian)

  • @LarsTonguesInAspix
    @LarsTonguesInAspix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Lexi: "Just turn over the whole temple."
    Kratos: *hey i've seen this one before!*

    • @ugakugathedestructor4719
      @ugakugathedestructor4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kratos will move,flip or break anything in his way...

    • @kijete
      @kijete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is that a fricking. picrew valentine

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kijete yes

    • @romky9172
      @romky9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedic Valentine: *funni joke*
      Me: *I think I know you from somewhere...*

    • @LarsTonguesInAspix
      @LarsTonguesInAspix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romky9172 where, SBR?

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:08 an elderly town npc. 250 hp, 21 df, 0% dr. Defends with a nerf megashark. A post mech boss town npc.

  • @masoncontreras2979
    @masoncontreras2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:41 Dog tzu: the wise is the wisest of the wise

  • @boe_ritto2928
    @boe_ritto2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Fun fact: Cheeto dust is actually called “Cheetle”

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Fun fact: I actually like that fact! Thanks!

    • @ZaberZlayer7
      @ZaberZlayer7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Rose's Zen Garden I wouldn’t be surprised. I give it 2 weeks max before this challenge becomes a thing, goes viral, and we hear the “shocking” news of a child going to the ER because of it.

    • @quaianthegrimreaper7556
      @quaianthegrimreaper7556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ill think of that the next and last time i eat cheetos.

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd say 1

    • @ThatONEmaryam
      @ThatONEmaryam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact:

  • @Dan-.-9
    @Dan-.-9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    5:37 This implies they have been to different realities and maybe this isn’t even their first, that could explain why they find things so cute and the inhuman noises they make when confronted with cuteness, also everything they’re confused about. The Emaky lore is building.

    • @RecordsoftheDeepFolk
      @RecordsoftheDeepFolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emkay lore, gimme. Lexi is so adorable and goals.

    • @strangeaelurus
      @strangeaelurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Emkay lore! GIMME

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm I'm listening...

    • @leave3451
      @leave3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I request elaboration

    • @toast7922
      @toast7922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's lore now?

  • @pyrospear5418
    @pyrospear5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Lexi: "The anti-environmental bottle"
    Me: *"The End - Environmental Butthole"*

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:53 Terry sells you rare items at an exorbitant price. 250 hp, 34 df, 13.37% dr. Defends with a copper shortsword. A pre hardmode town npc.

  • @seapancakestudios4831
    @seapancakestudios4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07 my school has this poster at least 5x per hallway, it scares little children and when approaching you can hear intense music getting louder. It is almost 1 shot kill when gazed upon

  • @randomness649
    @randomness649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    4:25 I can imagine the drassonts being friends with the demon goat prince.

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The ultimate boss fight: The Demon Goat Prince, constantly summoning drassonts to help him in battle

    • @samharrison476
      @samharrison476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But that squeal made me laugh lol

    • @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung
      @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey I know them even they look so small they are really 20ft and that’s for the baby’s the mommy is bloody 55ft

  • @arlinross1675
    @arlinross1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It brings me joy that she acknowledges the SCP nature of some of the posts

    • @bluejay2386
      @bluejay2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lettucem3n
      They are trans, mtf (male to female)

    • @madmadammim1971
      @madmadammim1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lettucem3n shes a trans woman lol

    • @bel_mgcxl
      @bel_mgcxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lettucem3n its not that hard to understand, but ok ig

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It seems I was too late
      I hunt for those who didn't knew Lexi is a Trans

    • @bluejay2386
      @bluejay2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shade45-
      Same lmfao 💀
      I honestly just want to spread the word so she doesn’t get misgendered

  • @ProjectPeachy.
    @ProjectPeachy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Me at work: "I have far too little health and not enough ammo for this..."
    "What's up sexy I'm lexi"
    *Effect added, regeneration II*
    That's better.
    Keep up the good work Lexi :]

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lexi lutheri

    • @the_dude_who_asked
      @the_dude_who_asked 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lexi the enjoyable: not a boss but a support class
      +999999 health and energy
      +1,000 ammo
      +91645 damage (for player)
      Damage: none(too wholesome)

    • @Six_fingered_freak
      @Six_fingered_freak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody: r/ who gave the dog steroids

    • @Six_fingered_freak
      @Six_fingered_freak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the_dude_who_asked Damage: 1, she killed those Minecraft sheeps and cows

  • @TheRealAxolotlAnimates
    @TheRealAxolotlAnimates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If you want the ball, you must be one with the ball" Dog Tzu, The Art of Woof

  • @justinsloane9332
    @justinsloane9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:55 MADNESS IS GONNA BECOME THE BEACH SOONER OR LATER

  • @PolymorphicPenguin
    @PolymorphicPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lexi, your enthusiastic narration makes this "boss fight" a hundred times more enjoyable.

  • @millz5403
    @millz5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When I watch r/bossfight, I’m so happy! I’m only 13, and have terrible depression, this really encourages me. Thank you!

    • @franzdaboi3131
      @franzdaboi3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im 12.5 and i can relate

    • @CatchThesePaws
      @CatchThesePaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I struggled with depression when I was 13, too. It gets better :) it really does. Also I like bossfight too lol

    • @millz5403
      @millz5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CatchThesePaws
      :D

    • @notacoolguy5845
      @notacoolguy5845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can realate

  • @__Konboi__
    @__Konboi__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:40 Trying not to pet Baphomini is a boss fight in of itself.

    • @埊
      @埊 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why fight with that? its just a lesser

  • @bacca4813
    @bacca4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:55 "Captain Crackhead, he's our hero. Gonna bring sobriety down to zero. He's a meth-head amplified, and fighting for the junkie side."

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:08 in the jungle, you will find 4 men performing a summoning ritual. Destroy them and you will summon the lunatic cultist's twin, cockmongler. He will act identically to the lunatic cultist. Same stats as the lunatic cultist. Upon defeating either this guy or the lunatic cultist, a random set of 4 pillars from the 8 will spawn into the world. A post golem boss.

  • @_RedRightHand_
    @_RedRightHand_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Girl's bathrooms: Idk I'm a dude
    Boy's bathrooms: Someone pisses in the soap box and sink, some dude threw the toilet paper (which is hella thin) into the toilet, some guy didn't flush and now there's a massive dump in the toilet, there's shit on the ceiling (well we're not sure if it's shit, but it's brown), the council meetings, and the urinal is flooding. (Oh and the obligatory messages and cracks in the bathroom booths.) No joke, all this was in the bathroom. It's utter chaos, and we love that shit.

  • @weissgalathynius640
    @weissgalathynius640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:47; When your Rhino Transport throws tread but you still got Heretics to burn.

    • @xerogivins2235
      @xerogivins2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BURN THE HERETICS

    • @weissgalathynius640
      @weissgalathynius640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xerogivins2235 WE MARCH TO THE HYMNS OF THE ECCLESIARCHY!

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weissgalathynius640
      "FOR THE EMPEROR!"

    • @weissgalathynius640
      @weissgalathynius640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FinallyAlone WITCHCRAFT, HERESY AND MUTATION!!

    • @nekakonjina6283
      @nekakonjina6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah probably

  • @LividityInk
    @LividityInk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The statue of Jesus looks like it was hulkified somehow, imagine a roided rage Jesus instead of preaching love and peace is screaming "SINNER SMASH" at everyone he smites

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:41 a town npc. 250 hp, 75 df, 99% dr, Defends by ramming into enemies with their shell. A hardmode town npc.

  • @skellyjelly9604
    @skellyjelly9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:30 that dog protected those children on my birthday 🎉

  • @chinesefarmer6157
    @chinesefarmer6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    If I ever become a Schizophrenic I wanna be a laughing one not a screaming one

    • @owenedmundson1031
      @owenedmundson1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you try really hard maybe you can be both

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      S a m

    • @justlevi3203
      @justlevi3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@declantecho1717 Buddy...did you remember to take your pills again? There is no Sam here.
      *Bro, they're talking to strange people again!..*
      (This is obviously a joke btw lol.)

    • @declantecho1717
      @declantecho1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (In case my reply was a little vague, I must ask this question): Have you heard the wise words of the Great O’Nella?

    • @justlevi3203
      @justlevi3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@declantecho1717 Wait are you meaning the Emu war or am I being dumb? Lol. Sorry, if it's not and you just see e m u w a r and be like ???

  • @WayneRoberts72
    @WayneRoberts72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Lexi sounds masculine and feminine all at the same time
    Lexi the multi voice: Harbinger of the mind plague

    • @cactus2763
      @cactus2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is canon. This is just canon now.

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cactus2763 nice

    • @Youraveragenpc11
      @Youraveragenpc11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯

    • @vaguelywukong
      @vaguelywukong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember first listening to Lexi's voice and going "Why does he sound kinda girly?" and then I read the comments and was like "Oh shit Lexi IS a girl- oh fuck she's trans- oh fuck I used the wrong pronouns- oh fuck-"

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vaguelywukong in that case just use their original pronouns, even if they're like: "I WANNA CLASSIFY AS PLAYSTATIONSHE/PLAYSTATIONHER!"

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always use Lexis playlist to go to sleep, her voice really calms me and helps the scary night demons screw off

    • @infernoblast261
      @infernoblast261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Playlist!?!??? Give

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@infernoblast261 you just have to go to the playlists of Emkay and then scroll until you find “Lexi narration” or something of the sort!

    • @infernoblast261
      @infernoblast261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Found it!

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@infernoblast261 nice! I hope you get just as much enjoyment out of it as I have :))

    • @infernoblast261
      @infernoblast261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you! Right after you made this comment i thought "hey! Same here". So thanks for this

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:45 dog tzu is a town npc that brings about the concept of basketball to your world, 250 hp, 10 df, 0 dr, defends himself with a basketball that deals 40 dmg. Can also be petted. A pre hardmode town npc.

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:25 the final boss. Every boss that exists is essential to fight this boss. 20,000,000 hp, 234 df, 99.9% dr, deals 341 damage on contact, throws drivers and on and off switches that deal 231 and 658 damage each. Second phase starts at 10,000,000 health, and is all about summoning buffed variants of bosses that you previously fought. Third phase starts at 5,000,000 health, and is all about endurance, as the boss has multiplied damage by 10, and starts throwing pcs at you that deal 4650 damage. When it gets to 2,500,000 health, it becomes invincible and performs a final desperation attack and multiplies damage by 10 again, throwing pcs, drivers, switches, and keyboards that hit for 42000 damage. If you survive that, it rests, becomes vulnerable and says, "you win..." if you wait for 90 seconds, it runs away and drops it's normal loot along with a special prize that thanks you for sparing it. If not, it drops just it's normal loot.

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Player feedback: hey um, tech support? Why is the boss’s description like a high school essay

  • @dabobhimself2967
    @dabobhimself2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Just the thumbnail alone: “fear” is a boss in it of itself

  • @dragoneygaming944
    @dragoneygaming944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Demons: haha doomguy is out of ammo and low health!
    Doomguy: **revs up chainsaw**
    Demons: OH SH- HE'S LOW ON HEALTH AND OUT OF AMMO

    • @MikeTheDrake
      @MikeTheDrake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if there was any Succubi in Doom

  • @ttskyhammer9169
    @ttskyhammer9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Gun Jesus - master of firearm!
    "I am the way, and the light. Except the the light is a occasionally muzzle flash."

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Begone, demons! For I shall use my holy weapons against you!

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The father, the son, the gun

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jaiden Blackborow-Bruce What's that?

    • @埊
      @埊 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont fear the daemons, fear the tenebrae angelos.

  • @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294
    @jackepicspeederwolfaj2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:16 uh oh...
    he wants my RAM
    4:14 good thing we have a whole squad to counter that

  • @lewisj2465
    @lewisj2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That is sentient lung cancer that's crawling out of someone's lungs, and freely roaming the streets" his only weakness is the undead, so it's fortunate Oddix showed up with Prince Philip to back him up

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Okay, Jacked Jesus had me laughing.

    • @dr.claudiafinch1088
      @dr.claudiafinch1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It made me and my friend die of laughter.

    • @obviouslyjoking9783
      @obviouslyjoking9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacksus

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.claudiafinch1088 Is your name Jesus? And is your friend's name Lazarus?

    • @dr.claudiafinch1088
      @dr.claudiafinch1088 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leyrua
      Haha! No! I was exaggerating. She's a christian and found it hilarious though.

    • @commanderhurst3283
      @commanderhurst3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He looks like the god emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k...

  • @ilovesafa
    @ilovesafa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Lexi's so wholesome I just love her

  • @Q-TebGamesNL
    @Q-TebGamesNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:18 this hits hard when taking a brake from the new taras nabad master level

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:08 healthy choices is a town npc, 250 hp, 90 df, 60% dr, defends himself with a barrage of food. Becomes unhealthy choices during a blood moon and loses all defense and dr and has 200 hp. The barrage of food deals more damage to compensate, since that food is unhealthy.

  • @mx.lilith666
    @mx.lilith666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Please, please continue to make Lexi squeal. She’s adorable, it makes me happy. 👀

  • @beast7842
    @beast7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Emkay, the slayer of beasts: *exists*
    Me, beast: *sweats nervously*

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quick, get married so your last name is no longer east!

  • @Pokefan-xj3be
    @Pokefan-xj3be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when lexi said "It's clearly not from any realty I've been to" I just thought "wait, you've been to multiple!?!"

    • @埊
      @埊 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      backrooms, the spaces where the gates are in: are we a joke to ju?

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Lexi travels through wormholes.

    • @theone_WWW
      @theone_WWW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lexi has a lot of explaining to do.

  • @mynty5812
    @mynty5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!" i love them even more now

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:27 increases her stats for each child town npc alive. 100,000 to 300,000 hp, 50 to 150 df, 30% to 90% dr, she will attempt to vacuum the player, if the player gets too close, you get vacuumed up. The pull range increases and the speed of the pull increases as she gets less and less health. If you defeat her with the vacuum weapon that she drops, she will give you an item to show she recognize your devotion to purity. A post moon lord boss.

  • @vintendovs
    @vintendovs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:18
    As a resident from Ohio, that is entirely correct.
    We will raise hell should the need arise.

  • @QueenFiera
    @QueenFiera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lexi always makes my day when she narrates. Thank you for lifting my spirits, Lexi!

    • @StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays
      @StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, "she"???

    • @QueenFiera
      @QueenFiera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays Yep! Lexi is a transgender female :)

    • @StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays
      @StopRemindingMeOfThoseDays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@QueenFiera I didn't know that. Thanks!

    • @lordhellsoul3480
      @lordhellsoul3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@QueenFiera No its a guy deal with it

    • @QueenFiera
      @QueenFiera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lordhellsoul3480 She's literally a girl. She's said it multiple times.

  • @m0osz4rt
    @m0osz4rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:32 it sounded like lexi was on auto tune 😭

  • @callmeemi2512
    @callmeemi2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Drnk Man looked like he is living his best life and thats somehow adorable
    I wanna hear if his bongo carrer is growing or nah
    I hope he is a famous bongo-man in his uh
    Town
    City
    Idk

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bongo cat: Could this be one of my disciples?

    • @nancyschumacher1577
      @nancyschumacher1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thtaoy1029
      I am a member of the Unus Annus cult.

  • @panzerek9522
    @panzerek9522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:52 When you see entire squad of SoBs in your train, better leave it in the next stop XD

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl ปีที่แล้ว

    5:29) The fact that Lexi went from gross to NO NO NO! in the span of two seconds was hilarious to me. also how did they do that that looks really cool it’s probably polymer clay or colored wax

  • @earlsun
    @earlsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:54, pair him up with The Dew Knight of thy Mountain, and u have the end of the world

  • @mikks4487
    @mikks4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Missed oppotunity to call the Dog Tzu ‘Shih Tzu’

  • @Oskanwhitchfather
    @Oskanwhitchfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:50 Those are Adeptus Sororitus. The Sisters of Battle.

    • @GRed1994
      @GRed1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      calling them 'troopers' is indeed an understatement for what they are. even more so for their great costumes!

    • @jeffreyhummert1713
      @jeffreyhummert1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. We must keep are will strong. And are hair white. For the emperor

    • @yelllowtaill22
      @yelllowtaill22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The emperor protects

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yelllowtaill22 Aye, Brother.

    • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
      @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nuns with guns.

  • @Jvier133
    @Jvier133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:57 Hey yo! That Shadow the hedgehog voice impression!

  • @pancakesareawesome3121
    @pancakesareawesome3121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:39
    Luke Correia subscribers: hey I’ve seen this one!
    Emkay subscribers: what do you mean you’ve seen it, it’s brand new!

  • @Cecona
    @Cecona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lexi’s voice makes me happy

  • @nightnark3037
    @nightnark3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" - soldier (rick may) 2009

  • @H1V3_B0M8
    @H1V3_B0M8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I loved the Croissant Dragons, they were cute.

    • @nekakonjina6283
      @nekakonjina6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they were the cutest
      were being the key word

    • @H1V3_B0M8
      @H1V3_B0M8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nekakonjina6283 Sorry, Are cute.

  • @ayoshijunior
    @ayoshijunior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:46 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TWEET!

  • @bloomingdemise
    @bloomingdemise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Babies tend not to be very durable"
    _crosses babies off of my list of good weapons with tears in my eyes_

  • @holgerf.5027
    @holgerf.5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Was looking forward to this!

  • @lucky_yt7548
    @lucky_yt7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lexi would break the sound barrier in an hour of r/awwww, in a good way

  • @Smooth836
    @Smooth836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:48 so, im a huge warhammer40k fan, and when i say like 40 adepta sororitas in a train i was very confused

    • @comradedogma4957
      @comradedogma4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah dude that was really crazy

    • @GRed1994
      @GRed1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well you will be fine as long as youre not a heretic! But be sure to run if they pull out their flamers!

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:46 a miniboss, the longer it takes to hit the player, the better it's flying capabilities. 2,000 hp, 20 def, 10% dr. 60 dmg. Can be found in the sky alongside harpies. A pre hardmode miniboss.

    • @mothilibu
      @mothilibu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did you turn an angry bird into a terraria miniboss

    • @legendgames128
      @legendgames128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mothilibu I just can.

  • @vanessavidal6520
    @vanessavidal6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the "Hi hello i love you, mi tail IS FAR TOO POWERFULL FOR THIS DIMENSION

  • @thatmaskedfreak4561
    @thatmaskedfreak4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The lava snail looks like a boss fight that would be in dead space

    • @NintendoNerd7824
      @NintendoNerd7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or an insperation for a pokemon

    • @thatmaskedfreak4561
      @thatmaskedfreak4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NintendoNerd7824 yes very true

    • @evagarcia865
      @evagarcia865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NintendoNerd7824 Cough, cough….Magcargo…cough…

  • @Zetala
    @Zetala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " whats up sexy, my names Lexi! " *me offended because im not sexy*

  • @DEFIB7
    @DEFIB7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:45 I used this and tinder banned me because they thought it was serious. Apparently a verification with a 3 inch long BEARD isn’t good enough proof that I’m not 11. And they don’t accept appeals. Bruh.

  • @M4pl3_Sn0w
    @M4pl3_Sn0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “If you give someone flowers and they like them they’re actually just a bunch of bees”
    Me: I always knew I was a bee

    • @JodanTheHero
      @JodanTheHero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🌹

    • @M4pl3_Sn0w
      @M4pl3_Sn0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JodanTheHero !
      *eats flower*
      Don’t ask

  • @JTheBest-nj7lz
    @JTheBest-nj7lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the fact the Cheeto samurai has a hidden blade, signifying that he has been trained from the best there is

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Fun fact: carrot kinda affect your sight

    • @peteplayss7426
      @peteplayss7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Blindness

    • @justparadox5722
      @justparadox5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@peteplayss7426 yeah i was about to say, like if you just poke someones eyes you will affect their sight.....

    • @MUITVERSE
      @MUITVERSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Missing.In.Action you should have told me sooner

    • @MUITVERSE
      @MUITVERSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yea i *might* not get blind anyways

  • @Oneandonlyfrosty.i
    @Oneandonlyfrosty.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Omg this is some of these hard bosses ever I’m on 1 health no weapon

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to Emkay! We can regenerate your health to the max, supply you with your needs, and encourage people to never give up!

    • @franzdaboi3131
      @franzdaboi3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thtaoy1029 can i get uhhh iron sword

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@franzdaboi3131 SURE!!
      0==[]======>
      Anything else?

    • @franzdaboi3131
      @franzdaboi3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thtaoy1029 3 small health potions and thats all

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franzdaboi3131 Okay, here you go. Have a nice day!
      []={ )
      []={ )
      []={ )
      And sorry about giving you low-quality health potions. They are the best I can make, unless you can teach me how to make better ones, so that I can replace the ones you got and give you the ones you wanted. Also, I can make more for future customers!

  • @frostplays155
    @frostplays155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We need a game that's called "Adventures of Reddit" and have these as bossfights

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Orb is just a boss that has the perk "Paper Skin" that sends it flying and makes it take more damage from sharp weapons (especially poking).
    But it has high speed and damage, so there's something to fear of.

  • @katjamuller5503
    @katjamuller5503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love lexi's voice especially when they do that squeal it always makes me smile (I do the same thing when I see something adorable)

    • @lordhellsoul3480
      @lordhellsoul3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They? its one person

    • @TheSheeeeep
      @TheSheeeeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lordhellsoul3480 they can be used to represent 1 person

    • @ENCSoulz
      @ENCSoulz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordhellsoul3480 When you are unsure of gender, they can be used.

    • @mallgoth
      @mallgoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordhellsoul3480 They can be used if you are unsure of somebody’s gender or if they prefer those pronouns

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: had a rough day
    Lexi: 💕What’s up sexy I’m Lexi💕
    Me: 🙂

  • @thomasmcsweeney7786
    @thomasmcsweeney7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:37
    That… that’s the mascot of the place I work-

  • @StarlightSnow1991
    @StarlightSnow1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know, I’m actually kinda suprised that the reboot Thomas didn’t appear, if you won’t make it, I will make it.
    Reboot Thomas, destroyer of childhoods, the definition of a bad impression of a show that was once good
    *insert picture of Reboot Thomas*

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:00 town npc. 250 hp, 0 df, -1% dr. Defends by thowing explosive vapes at enemies. A pre hardmode town npc.

  • @crustycheese2985
    @crustycheese2985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:34
    It's all fun and games until someone gets a lighter

  • @SCSlime99
    @SCSlime99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:30 i’d rather call this “Mountain Mimic, Devourer Of Gamers”

    • @victorroberts983
      @victorroberts983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holdup OR gamers

    • @SCSlime99
      @SCSlime99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorroberts983 oh wait my bad

  • @cristianzapata2671
    @cristianzapata2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:56 Kira yoshikage is having a fun time

  • @mr.waterbottle1265
    @mr.waterbottle1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Doom eternal players when they see baphomini:
    aw shit, here we go again

  • @birdybathtime389
    @birdybathtime389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:24 this is my favorite. Just because man that is funny and smart. Imagine the kids telling their friends that if they leave their room dirty the leopard woman comes, and asks if the leopard woman comes to their room. Imagine the friend’s confusion. Man

  • @buddymanz6294
    @buddymanz6294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually died watching this from laughter
    7:25 Best spy impression i've heard