@@charles2521 lol you certainly arent wrong. Especially the guy tapping Diamond Dallas Page with a bic pen. Kinda lose the relaxation at that point and move into a realm of madness
@@indianajksI have to say, I looked up his whole thing at some point ages ago and the laser isn’t meant to be powerful and there’s a “logic” to his treatment, even if it doesn’t pan out. IIRC, our synapses or something communicate at a similar frequency as a laser and so he was trying to do a thing targeting nerves and stuff using pressure and the laser. I’m butchering it but he actually did have a study done at the university he worked at. It proved it to be bunk basically, but he at least tried.
Funnily enough there are many studies showing the measurable effects of exposure to 650nm light. However at the power levels and duration in this video, it would be insufficient and ineffective.
@@dekudude8888 He's originally a chiropractor, so the pen I think is similar to those activator adjustment machines that look like they're drilling into people.
@@charles2521 Living in the clown world of 2024 my sense of humour is completely messed up at this point where I dont know whether you're joking or not.
I've a theory the "results" achieved by quackery are in fact just the patient experiencing asmr. Cause damn! The craziest stuff always makes the best asmr.
Reading the comments as I watched the first one I couldn’t wait for the second one and it didn’t disappoint! Now to let them do their real work, making me sleepy.
Great asmr. These quacks were all taught by my 2 yr old clearly because every example here of healing is what she does to me with her dr toys on Saturday mornings. Especially laser and pen boy. Great asmr though
@@TheRealEkC I didn't know that! I thought that at least in the USA, a Doctor of Chiropractic was required (although I'm not always impressed with the standards of professional boards of chiropractors). Is it a new requirement, so that most in practice today didn't get the degree?
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s some degree mills issuing these “doctorates” or producing peer-reviewed doctoral research that is widely cited in the scientific community.
The last guy's model isn't even internally consistent. Touching the sinus causes a weakness in the arm because there's a problem with it, but positive tests for cause somehow have the opposite effect? His positive/negative sign regime keeps flipping back and forth between strength and weakness showing positives. And when he had him touch the food vials, he had him touch three out of what looked like maybe 20 and concluded it was the first two without testing any more of them. Forget the absurdity of the model, the method doesn't even take the supposed model seriously.
I love how the first guys balance check gave him the exact same results every single time, literally said that she’s now stable as I’m watching her almost fall for like the 3rd time 🤣
i'd expect that it is because a human's center of gravity is around your navel, and when he's pushing her, it kinda works like a rotation point, so the farther away you push from the center of gravity, the easier it is to move. Similar to how doors work, if you push a door close to the hinges it barely moves, if you push it farther away it moves much easier, that being the reason we have the door handles on the side of the door opposite to the hinges.
The lady testing that woman’s arm always makes me want to book an appointment with someone who does this and intentionally fight against them pushing my arm down 😂
Man, all these years I’ve had a miracle cure sitting at my desk beside me and didn’t know it. I’ll being using the crap out of my pen at work tomorrow!
Dr Laser disabled comments in his original video because 99.9% would call him a sham. Because, well.... he's a sham. (patient describes his pain level at 8/10 at the beginning, but doesn't even wince. Either he's on morphine, or he lying)
Who needs expensive medical equipment when you can buy a pen and a flashlight for 20 bucks at any local store. Medical School? Big whoop, I've got a clickity-click pen
The reason why these guys are better than those that intentional make these fake stuff is that these dudes really believe what they are doing which weirdly adds a layer of relaxation that I cant get from TH-camrs that try this
Working around lasers for past 4 years I can tell you that the 2nd guy is lying. Makes it even more cringe when you have a better understanding of what they're lying about.
The last guy changed his method at the end…the arm moving signals weakness when certain things are touched, yet he was saying it wasn’t a virus problem even though it was causing weakness
So I realise that I just need a clicky pen and red torch and I'm all set up with my therapy room. Text. 'I've been scammed' to the number below to set up your first appointment.
I mean cmon, weve all see the healing power of the clicky thing on a pen. My brother couldnt walk....and well he still cant...but that doesnt mean it didnt work for him.
I fairly confident the science in all of this is complete garbage. I'd still pay for all these people to do those things to me. I'm sure it just feels good. Like the adult version of when kids played doctor. I always wanted to be the patient. lol
The stronger the quackery... the stronger the asmr
Always, the more bullshit the more the brain relaxes… I think the brain realizes nothing to be concerned with. Time to melt…
fact
some mesmerism is relaxing but this is too cringe
@@charles2521 lol you certainly arent wrong. Especially the guy tapping Diamond Dallas Page with a bic pen. Kinda lose the relaxation at that point and move into a realm of madness
I like how he says the specs of the laser, as if what he just described isn't some cheap 20$ laser pointer.
Especially his statement of "nice size and power"
Haha that joker with his office laser pointer and clicky pen. Next level scammer
@@indianajksI have to say, I looked up his whole thing at some point ages ago and the laser isn’t meant to be powerful and there’s a “logic” to his treatment, even if it doesn’t pan out. IIRC, our synapses or something communicate at a similar frequency as a laser and so he was trying to do a thing targeting nerves and stuff using pressure and the laser. I’m butchering it but he actually did have a study done at the university he worked at. It proved it to be bunk basically, but he at least tried.
It looks more like a flashlight - you can see the clear white light rather than a coloured laser
Funnily enough there are many studies showing the measurable effects of exposure to 650nm light. However at the power levels and duration in this video, it would be insufficient and ineffective.
only thing these guys are doing right is helping me sleep
Amico in patria eccomi
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 Me too...
This isn't a scam friends. Every one of these treatments helped me sleep loads!
“The combination of laser and hitting them in the head works really well”- Han Solo
Doctor: “I went to med school and learned how to operate on the human brain”
Second guy: “Bic pens and red flashlights.”
Do they ever explain what the laser and pen are supposed to be doing? Is it like acupuncture and radiation therapy or?
@@dekudude8888 I think it's supposed to be red light therapy. Not sure about the pen though
@@dekudude8888 He's originally a chiropractor, so the pen I think is similar to those activator adjustment machines that look like they're drilling into people.
@@CMackthe3rd yeah red light therapy is a real thing and there's science behind it but it's not what this guy is doing at all 😂
LMFAO 😂😄☠️
Naaaahh that man just clicking a bic pen on this dudes head
Ten bucks on eBay and he’s on his way to a million.
That dude is a teacher at University of South Carolina Upstate 🤡
@@charles2521 Living in the clown world of 2024 my sense of humour is completely messed up at this point where I dont know whether you're joking or not.
Bro has a chiropractor table in the room, definitely a quack
“There’s a serious dent here on the side of his head. I’ll click it a bunch of times with my bic pen.”
😂😆
‘Oftentimes when somebody has a really hard head, the combination of the laser and the hitting him in the head works really, really well’.
LOOOOL
"That's interesting 🤔"
I just wanna know what that's suppose to mean. Works really well with what? Making the head softer? Why would you want to have a softer skull?
@@mrboss9619And the worst thing is that he is a university professor. That goes to show that having a degree doesn't mean being smart.
@@GabrielGarcia-vx9ug which one? The guy getting or giving the treatment?
I've a theory the "results" achieved by quackery are in fact just the patient experiencing asmr. Cause damn! The craziest stuff always makes the best asmr.
Also placebo exists and some will believe so much it will work
Reading the comments as I watched the first one I couldn’t wait for the second one and it didn’t disappoint!
Now to let them do their real work, making me sleepy.
Great asmr. These quacks were all taught by my 2 yr old clearly because every example here of healing is what she does to me with her dr toys on Saturday mornings. Especially laser and pen boy. Great asmr though
Some serious scamming here. Beautiful. Thanks for uploading.
As in chiropractors?
@@metri0n yup, most if not all aren’t actually doctors meaning they have no doctorate
@@TheRealEkC I didn't know that! I thought that at least in the USA, a Doctor of Chiropractic was required (although I'm not always impressed with the standards of professional boards of chiropractors). Is it a new requirement, so that most in practice today didn't get the degree?
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s some degree mills issuing these “doctorates” or producing peer-reviewed doctoral research that is widely cited in the scientific community.
The more bizarre and systematic it is, the more I like it
These guys could actually make a genuine fortune selling 'role play' ASMR services.
I don't get a single tingle once I feel or know something is staged.
@@UlrichRibbentrop Same here. I need to know they are committed to what they are doing and absolutely believe it.
@@UlrichRibbentropexactly
@@UlrichRibbentropwell they may sell this medic sessions and then you will fell asmr
With the first video i was like okay, maybe; but with the second I busted out laughing at the laser. I couldn't contain myself.
Yup, same here 😂
The first guy atleast had some qualifications and some sense of how to treat the human body. but that second guy what the heck😭
The last guy's model isn't even internally consistent.
Touching the sinus causes a weakness in the arm because there's a problem with it, but positive tests for cause somehow have the opposite effect? His positive/negative sign regime keeps flipping back and forth between strength and weakness showing positives.
And when he had him touch the food vials, he had him touch three out of what looked like maybe 20 and concluded it was the first two without testing any more of them.
Forget the absurdity of the model, the method doesn't even take the supposed model seriously.
I love how the first guys balance check gave him the exact same results every single time, literally said that she’s now stable as I’m watching her almost fall for like the 3rd time 🤣
i'd expect that it is because a human's center of gravity is around your navel, and when he's pushing her, it kinda works like a rotation point, so the farther away you push from the center of gravity, the easier it is to move. Similar to how doors work, if you push a door close to the hinges it barely moves, if you push it farther away it moves much easier, that being the reason we have the door handles on the side of the door opposite to the hinges.
The guy at 5:00 is like the kid growing up who wanted to play doctor on you
notice how he calmly massage the other dude everytime he wants to hear" yeah that feels better". Count your fingers after shaking that guy s hand.
Glad to see John McAfee is still alive
😂😂
Bet the second guy holds the world record for most pen clicks in one minute.
Hahahahahha these people. “Sometimes you have The Cheerios, right?”
“That wasn’t acting”
“No”
Suuuuuure
The second one had me so shocked that I honestly can't even with it 😂
He is selling his click-therapy devices for just $150. Send me cash and I'll make sure he gets it.
It made me so angry, that I actually Skipped it
that body scan shit always makes me laugh
Pseudoscience makes the best asmr
Also, thank you for providing links! That second vid has the same vibes as when you played doctor as a kid.
God it really goes. Prana? Rishi? Gem stone therapy? Honk Choo honk choo! Zzzzzzzz
It's because ASMR is the only active ingrediënt
The more they believe in it, the better.
I don't like the fake role play ones. Feels weird
I was trying to find this video and searched “asmr bullshit” I swear to god it worked
OMG this is such a treat, I've watched your first compilation so many times! Thank you!
I always belived chiropractors couldnt treat shit. Turns out they can treat asmr-immunity.
The lady testing that woman’s arm always makes me want to book an appointment with someone who does this and intentionally fight against them pushing my arm down 😂
18:38 “So you, sometimes you have the Cheerios correct?”
lmfao I was just about to post this same shit and of course it was already done
Noo i had mine earlier, now i need a healer
:000 the long awaited sequel! Thank you 🙏 💙
Man, all these years I’ve had a miracle cure sitting at my desk beside me and didn’t know it. I’ll being using the crap out of my pen at work tomorrow!
But you need the 5$ temu laser pen too for maximum healing
Didn't expect at all that one day I'd be watching scams to relax.
Dr Laser disabled comments in his original video because 99.9% would call him a sham. Because, well.... he's a sham. (patient describes his pain level at 8/10 at the beginning, but doesn't even wince. Either he's on morphine, or he lying)
Where can I find the original video? 😂
maybe it's just the bargain basement production values but I kept thinking this could have turned into a snuff film at any moment
Fantastic
The red laser guy made me laugh. That's some serious quackery.
13:20 is the most amazing cringe thing I’ve ever seen 😂
Who needs expensive medical equipment when you can buy a pen and a flashlight for 20 bucks at any local store. Medical School? Big whoop, I've got a clickity-click pen
Their lies are so relaxing!
🤣
Is the second guy just using a pen to hit him in the head?
8:33 how to use a staple gun on your client's back.
She's firing an uzi at the pain receptors to make her immune to pain
The reason why these guys are better than those that intentional make these fake stuff is that these dudes really believe what they are doing which weirdly adds a layer of relaxation that I cant get from TH-camrs that try this
Exactly try to hard before you know your annoyed of all the extra try hard noises
I’ve seen some bullshit but the laser and pen is some next level quackery
Working around lasers for past 4 years I can tell you that the 2nd guy is lying. Makes it even more cringe when you have a better understanding of what they're lying about.
What do you mean!!! He's clearly doing a lot with all 650nm of his laser pointer. Calling it a scam when he had to spend 20$ on that thing!!
😊😊😊
I'm having a wonderful response.
Dont forget to drink plenty of water
Lol when the guy with the pen was like
"Is it tender here?"
"No."
"Oh. What about here?"
"No."
5:18 he’s totally making up what he’s using lmao. It’s so obvious that it’s a flashlight
red flashlight?
Damn, didn't realize The Cheerios could cause so many problems.
I scrolled just to find this comment lol
Laser? That's a flashlight!
Yesss reduce the extremely healthy oatmeal because this guy pushed your arm harder with an oat sitting on your chest. Very good
One of the best scamming compilation videos that I have seen
Why is it quackery and new-age mumbo jumbo makes the best ASMR
Ah yes, nothing like playing with a laser around the eyes.
Oh god, how can someone look so profesional and so lost at the same time
The higher the quackery the higher the ASMR effect
As insane and silly as all this stuff is, I can only imagine how relaxing some of it could be to experience it as the "patient"
Do you use hot water in the shower? Yes. Stop using it.
Old. Seinfeld reference 😂
Human being is so creative in alternative health methods... And also too stupid believing them. The bic guy is like a child playing being a doctor
The last guy changed his method at the end…the arm moving signals weakness when certain things are touched, yet he was saying it wasn’t a virus problem even though it was causing weakness
No one:
The first guy: “Oh yeah, now it’s rock solid”
“You say you have sinuses problems, so I’m going to crank your arm up and down and few times to reboot you”
20:00 I literally LOL'd... The level of quackery is astounding
Most relaxing sleep inducing scam ever 🤣
The cheereos gets you everytime
Damn i need a healer
COnvinced the second guy is really just making that up for ASMR purposes lol
the laser guy sent me
Not a clicky fan, but I appreciate your efforts. You're quietly (heh) one of the uasmr heroes around here.
Alternative to real medicine.
Oh real medicine like saul shaye?
It’s like “alternative facts”.
More like an alternative to fake medicine
Wow! Glad you came back. Nice compilation!
Somebody give the lady in the first segment a oscar 😂
She’s actually a paid actress. She was in another video from Simon eye Associates.
19:12 pretty sure the camera man laughed like this dudes getting ripped off right now 🤣
"I don't want her to waste her money"
...erm...
That ship has well sailed
John Mcafee and Buck Sexton @5
You're telling me all I need to start a business is a flashlight and a clicky pen?
Dont forget to learn the fancy words like " is this tender ?, its better now ?, this technique will help alot
Sometimes you have the Cheerios, correct?
And sometimes I have oatmeal, is that considered oats?
Proof it's a scam. Everyone knows oatmeal has nothing to do with oats.
Explains a lot about how that man got onto that table with his arm up in the air
I need more videos like this one, please!!
So I realise that I just need a clicky pen and red torch and I'm all set up with my therapy room. Text. 'I've been scammed' to the number below to set up your first appointment.
o shit that lazer be poppin off asmr
TIL the fundamental difference between a twitchy crackpot and an alterative medical practitioner is using things that go clicky--clacky.
Can anyone provide a link for the laser? That thing seems to work wonders!
Also a link for the clicking instrument.
Sincerely, 😊
5:06 that's John Macafee 100%
Yeah, his face is very similar to John's.
I was wondering how this wasn’t the first comment
Woah a part 2. Great!
I want the link to the second video, amazing asmr triggers
Absolute quackery
19:10 lol the camera person actually chuckles when he spouts his BS
I like the guy with the flashlight and pen. His speed is incredible!
7:57 serious serious horse dodo going on
Did this man used a flashlight and call it medicine?
Maybe we have franed posters of skeletons we'll look more legit
Or the human spine replica in a table somewhere
I mean cmon, weve all see the healing power of the clicky thing on a pen. My brother couldnt walk....and well he still cant...but that doesnt mean it didnt work for him.
At any given point in time, whatever the individual allows themselves to receive with the healing, usually manifests very, very fast.
reminds me how my friends and I roleplayed doctor in kindergarten
“The combination of the laser and hitting him in the head works really well.”
Great compilation 👌
its Alternative medicine because if it worked it would be just medicine
Is that fucking John Mcafee?
Is that John McAfee?
Apparently it's 63yo "George" th-cam.com/video/uptSKvBT4rY/w-d-xo.html. Doppleganger :)
I fairly confident the science in all of this is complete garbage. I'd still pay for all these people to do those things to me. I'm sure it just feels good. Like the adult version of when kids played doctor. I always wanted to be the patient. lol
I had one simple request, and that was to have SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!! 🦈🦈🦈
What in the holy science denial is this??