Compilation unintentional ASMR alternative medicine

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 พ.ค. 2019
  • Alternative medical practices provide a lot of ASMR tingles. This compilation gathers my favorite moments to help for sleeping. I hope that will relax you as well. Enjoy!
    1. Ayurveda The Art of Being: • Video
    2. Auricular Acupuncture - Traditional Chinese Medicine and Acupuncture: • Auricular Acupuncture ...
    3. Iridology practical 340780 AIAS: • Iridology practical 34...
    4. Leo Treatment Session - Nutrition Response Testing®: • Leo Treatment Session ...
    5. Amanda Martindale 2264687 - Iridology Assessment: • Amanda MArtindale 2264...
    6. Full Gemstone Therapy Session #2 from Connecticut: • Full Gemstone Therapy ...
    7. What is a Chakra Tune-up: • What is a Chakra Tune-up?
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  • @ZaffyTaffy
    @ZaffyTaffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    I gave up on acupressure the day a lady looked at my feet and told me that I have an urgent gallbladder imbalance. It's working too hard, filled with too much bile, and I needed to buy her tea to fix it.
    I don't have a gallbladder.

    • @missingwaldo8477
      @missingwaldo8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Bruh moment

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      Isn't that the very definition of an urgent gallbladder imbalance?

    • @sleep_sounds
      @sleep_sounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Sounds like she nailed it!

    • @ashleyedmonson2732
      @ashleyedmonson2732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sounds pretty urgent to me 🤣

    • @engsetters4633
      @engsetters4633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Not having a gallbladder seems pretty urgent to me. You better hurry up and drink some of her magic tea...

  • @yoboiskinnyp9026
    @yoboiskinnyp9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    She said 🤘🏻 priority mode activated 😂😂😂

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you saying your priority isn't to rock and roll all night and party every day?

  • @SuperMcScotty
    @SuperMcScotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    "Let's check out the digestive system"
    *proceeds to push rod on ear*

    • @SuperDougie89
      @SuperDougie89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Don't mock. I had an itch at the base of my right ear one day and i ignored it for so long that when i eventually scratched it, my Cock fell off.

    • @SuperMcScotty
      @SuperMcScotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SuperDougie89 😂😂😂😂😂 nice

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SuperDougie89 Legend

    • @cibarmartin
      @cibarmartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SuperMcScotty lol, exactly

    • @patrickbegin
      @patrickbegin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctors ask to clench your teeth to get a better reflex examination; I am however still a bit skeptical about the ear exam.

  • @nathancumming1
    @nathancumming1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    4:00 - "I want to look in your eyes but instead of using an ophthalmoscope I'm just going to use a light and a magnifying glass & melt your retinas"

    • @GabrielGarcia-vx9ug
      @GabrielGarcia-vx9ug 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂 they seem to be playing doctors

  • @Majda311288
    @Majda311288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I love the “the tonsils are happy” part lol

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      diverting attention from that vital organ that he's having trouble with.

    • @torrinmcgeehicks8698
      @torrinmcgeehicks8698 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She gotta go to an anatomy course cause alot of her locations were wrong

  • @ImmaPandaRawr
    @ImmaPandaRawr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Lady doing the arm thing with that dude was the biggest bunch of bull crap I’ve ever seen. But at least it’s helping me sleep.

    • @alexminsky1
      @alexminsky1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ImmaPandaRawr , you have to believe. That’s how the “crap” works!

    • @josephjoestar2535
      @josephjoestar2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What even was it

    • @ehibun
      @ehibun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I Googled it to work out that sort of woo it is - and lo and behold, it's Scientologist woo! Which makes sense, really.

    • @marius498
      @marius498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Priority mode engaged!

    • @johanvandersandt8904
      @johanvandersandt8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've never seen anything like this before... It's insane. Do these people actually believe it or just want you to?

  • @nodnarbregztem8546
    @nodnarbregztem8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "Let's check your gallbladder... (pokes ear) mmm.. very strong gallbladder. good." "But miss, I got my gallbladder removed 10 years ago." *impales instrument into ear*

    • @ernestmoney7252
      @ernestmoney7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      or ..."Well, wherever it is now, it is very strong."

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahhaahahha

  • @wrightnottwell
    @wrightnottwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    1:04 *Pokes ear*
    "Yep sir you have L U N G C A N C E R"

    • @andrewvitale2700
      @andrewvitale2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That will be 50 dollar co, pay.

    • @samporter7018
      @samporter7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The center of all human biology... The ears

  • @saltedfox6494
    @saltedfox6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    The most satisfying bullshit I’ll ever watch, 10/10 would get misdiagnosed again

  • @mischalecterTV
    @mischalecterTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Her trying to explain in 8:43 had me dying.

    • @graceplatt9313
      @graceplatt9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mel Rey me trying to reach my word count

    • @meowmeow-cr5sn
      @meowmeow-cr5sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah ok
      She sounds convinced

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You can see the patients face go from skeptical to "oh my lord I paid for a scam" right as she starts stuttering

  • @djedwards8394
    @djedwards8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    9:05 Doctor: “Yup, your eyes are blue. That’ll be $5,000”

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MichiganCowboy it’s even funnier because no one actually has blue eyes. There are two different non-blue components behind the iris that appear to be blue from the outside. Different quantities and placements give the range of colours we perceive.

    • @angelgrayson5866
      @angelgrayson5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Doctor"

  • @acemaker5182
    @acemaker5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    That moment when she jams the metal rod in ur ear but u respond to the pain of her jamming the piece of metal in ur ear but she says u gotta weak spleen huh

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's because he doesn't floss

  • @gabrielmendozajr.1434
    @gabrielmendozajr.1434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Don't you hate it when you're getting your ears looked at and the examiner sees your spleen

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:43 Is every high schooler who has to give a presentation in class but they forgot to do any of the research.

  • @Alien_nation
    @Alien_nation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    It’s like kids playing doctor

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Alien nation essentially what it is

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wanted to like this comment, but it had 69 already. It was too perfect to mess up

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My man

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      William Winder 193 you re free to go now

    • @alliecattlopez537
      @alliecattlopez537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamwinder3466 Lmfao😂

  • @RazzLerSkedaddLer
    @RazzLerSkedaddLer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    6:37 The dudes all "but miss, my tonsils were removed when I was 11" lmfao

  • @sjeskey8361
    @sjeskey8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Can’t get over the magnifying glass for looking at someone’s eyes

    • @meowmeow-cr5sn
      @meowmeow-cr5sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least it's not outdoors on a sunny day

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She might have had ants in her eyes bro don't judge

  • @aehrlynn
    @aehrlynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Some do believe it, others find it bs. I dont care at all because this relaxes me 😄

    • @AntonArmsberg
      @AntonArmsberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s the right attitude!

    • @ipw77
      @ipw77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exaaaactly.

    • @zelqam7305
      @zelqam7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Watching a video to relax is one thing, but if you pay ANY money (and usually it's a high price) on scam practices, it becomes a problem, and also contributes to more people being scammed too. People can have real, big problems in life if they believe in fraudulent medical practices and neglect getting valid medical care when they need it.

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aehr lynn no belief involved kid, it’s objectively bs

  • @andromeda4641
    @andromeda4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    I felt relaxed and lost IQ at the same time, wow impressive

    • @alliecattlopez537
      @alliecattlopez537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Pffffst..I do that everyday while listening to my husband talk.😁

    • @Hickspy_
      @Hickspy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      What? You don't think you can check your kidneys and liver through your ear? Your chi must be way out of alignment. I can fix that for you. $40.

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The shit old women come up with because they're bored

    • @mischalecterTV
      @mischalecterTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I always get so angry at these but yeah, it's relaxing lol. The ear one frustrated me lmfao.

    • @zelqam7305
      @zelqam7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's less "bored" than in the past when there was literally no fully scientific medical care available, people, in understandable desperation, devised methods that seem to make some sort of sense to feel like they can do something when they otherwise feel totally helpless in the face of illness. And with the trial and error knowledge of all of human history, some parts of such pseudo-medical practices might actually be effective, such as certain herbal medications that have some effectiveness, or a pure placebo effect that, in a true believer in such practices, can alleviate anxiety, or in any illness, reduce stress, help with sleep, etc, which can be HUGELY helpful in naturally healing. Today, some such practitioners are fully conscious scam artists, and some believe in their practice, either because they feel some personal connection to such traditions, or because they've been alienated from medical science, perhaps because it's failed them or someone they love in a big way so they looked for something else besides what in their life had totally failed them. Perhaps some CLIENTS of such people are more likely bored and have excess money that they'll blow rather than donate to starving people or something otherwise much more beneficial to the world.

  • @First__Last__
    @First__Last__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    i guess my ASMR trigger is other people being scammed...?

    • @sageferguson4724
      @sageferguson4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      reeree I’m pretty sure someone poking me in the ear and telling me my spleen is fucked is not an accurate medical procedure 😂😂 our “western world medicine” has this lovely thing called technology for a reason

    • @sageferguson4724
      @sageferguson4724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Clearly been huffing too much essential oil there reeree

    • @amelia8172
      @amelia8172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@sageferguson4724 100 percent agree with you

    • @happyhoney2000
      @happyhoney2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes, snake oil salesmen like this always trigger my ASMR lol

    • @newnew5194
      @newnew5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Winner of a video, been searching for "alternative medicine graduate programs masters" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Ever heard of - Genharlotte Kania Rule - (do a google search )? It is a good one of a kind guide for mastering alternative medicine without the normal expense. Ive heard some incredible things about it and my brother in law got excellent results with it.

  • @spacecakemaple444
    @spacecakemaple444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    These comments are wild when I haven’t watched the video yet

    • @danicar9654
      @danicar9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you watch the video yet

    • @spacecakemaple444
      @spacecakemaple444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danicar9654 i did a year ago and now i remember none of it hahahahah

  • @mischalecterTV
    @mischalecterTV 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I have been looking for this video for the last four years because I could never find the first vid 😭 I'm so happy to be back

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "You're a true blue eye". Thanks for that. Glad I came.

    • @xXPaul462Xx
      @xXPaul462Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’ll be $450, where do I send the Bill?

    • @sumsum404
      @sumsum404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she said “never would’ve thought that” lol

  • @daledobeck872
    @daledobeck872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    *pokes ear*
    "Oh it's a little bit tender? You have the gay"

    • @jackrobinson1073
      @jackrobinson1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dale Dobeck that’s what HE said, you know, because gay..

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know a chick in my apartment who does this practice and also she proclaim herself a witch. Unironically

    • @StayHomeAndDoNOTHING
      @StayHomeAndDoNOTHING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Skyfall Deadpool that’s sick as fuck. In my apartment building I hang out with the dude a floor below me from time to time. Last week we played PS4, killed a 24 pack, and huffed a shit ton of glue and spray paint. I ended up staying for dinner, which was chicken nuggets and Cheetos. His wife works swing and graveyard and my wife and kids left me like 3 years ago, so now we just chilling. Probably gonna huff later too.

    • @granida1
      @granida1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s so true. Like how can that be tender 😂 hilarious comment 🙌🏽

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StayHomeAndDoNOTHING sounds like you live a real life reality show. Get more footage from this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigsimba8752
    @bigsimba8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    That lady with the pendulum is clearly moving it 😂 nana got scammed

  • @KR11111
    @KR11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder how angry these types of "DOCTORS" make actual medical doctors feel?
    "I got my nutrition response testing degree as prize in a cereal box"

  • @MotorChat
    @MotorChat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “For my first test I’m going to blind you” 8:40

  • @MakailaMcDaniel
    @MakailaMcDaniel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I’d pay money for people to lie to me too if I got this level of personal attention 😂

    • @muntakim.data.scientist
      @muntakim.data.scientist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @enmunate
      @enmunate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s the point, really. These people spend more time with patients than your GP does.

    • @squizzyicetea
      @squizzyicetea ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's different when you are their main focus. Not just in a crowded nail salon, but one on one with the person.
      I need someone who looks at me like that Dr looks at those hands

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @7mgtesup1
    @7mgtesup1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    What is the deal with the magnifying glass and the torch? Are they trying the blind the person or give them a headache?

    • @ConestogaCreek
      @ConestogaCreek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      7mgtesup1 - yeah that was beyond ridiculous

    • @usoppfangirl8153
      @usoppfangirl8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I had absolutely no idea what was going on there other than I was astounded the poor lady who fell for the crap didn't even like- flinch.

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      makes it easier to heal. Hit head with hammer. Does that hurt? I will now heal you by not hitting your head with a hammer. Thank you.

    • @calvinbaII
      @calvinbaII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need to see the whole vid for ASMR purposes. Sauce anyone?

    • @Nathan_Fox
      @Nathan_Fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      calvinbaII ketchup

  • @jordanlazaro1676
    @jordanlazaro1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I study chinese medicine and let me tell you that when i begin to practice, i will not use alot of the treatments that are taught. Im going to take a western approach and look at everything from a biological viewpoint but treat the person as a whole using SOME of the tcm treatments. Yes, acupuncture works when used for a long time, yes herbs work for chronic conditions, yes the chiropractic corrects spinal issues. However, i will not tell my patients that his qi of his liver is imbalanced. I will say "your liver has hyperfluid retention due to increased NaCl (salt) levels in your blood too high. We need to decrease the sodium level in your blood." I won't use JUST finger pulse to diagnose heart conditions, but rather, use the stethescope go know exactly which chamber of the heart has a problem. I will use the western physical exam to know if a patient was damaged from sports. I am going to look at tje body and disease from a western and scientific viewpoint but treat it w therapies that encourages your own body to heal itself. If u need a surgery, i will send u to a surgeon. No problem. As a tcm practitioner, i will be allowed to read x rays, order blood tests ect. This may seem odd, but i will use modern sceince to the fullest when using tcm medicine.
    *EDIT*
    I am no longer studying TCM. I found my passion in computer science. I do plan on studying medicine in the future, but I will go the MD/DO route to become an interventional radiologist. Wish Me luck!!!! :)
    *EDIT#2*
    I quite computer science. I am now studying Biochemistry at Arizona State University. I am applying to the University of Florida for the B.S. in Microbiology. I am still going to go down the MD route and I am planning on specializing in either Family Medicine, Interventional Radiology, Immunology, or General Surgery with an emphasis in blood-less medicine to give the best outcome for patient populations who wish not to receive a blood transfusion. I still believe in TCM and acupuncture (I am still very skeptical on homeopathy and other alternative modalities) and if I ever open up my own practice, I plan on hiring a TCM physician to help my patients be prepared before surgery and recover well after it. My goal is to study and practice medicine in Ireland, UK, France, or maybe Canada.

    • @SymphonyZach
      @SymphonyZach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s the whole point honestly. If you told a chinese dude 600 years ago that you have access to all this stuff but still do “weird” science. He’d slap you. It’s meant to evolve and adapt. Which is unfortunate with how much genuine pseudoscience is still persistent.

    • @randomuploadsism
      @randomuploadsism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awww you would have been a great healer

    • @mushroompoet
      @mushroompoet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey your comment straight up made me really happy and hopeful just, in general. Was wondering how you're doing now? I hope that whatever lath you've decided to go down, you're doing wonderfully?

    • @tomorrowsforecast1799
      @tomorrowsforecast1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol i love this. Please keep the edits/updates coming.

  • @omfgSHORYUKEN
    @omfgSHORYUKEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    16:30 you can clearly see her hand moving to change the motion of the pendulum.. absolute garbage

    • @goiz2422
      @goiz2422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      omfgSHORYUKEN like the rest of it is completely legit

    • @bigsimba8752
      @bigsimba8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought I was the only one who caught it 😂

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's like the kid who claims to be able to fly and then just jumps

    • @caldog619
      @caldog619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wanna to see me run to that rock and back
      *wanna see me do it again*

    • @TheGamingTV
      @TheGamingTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caldog619 underrated reference

  • @Caved_Johnson
    @Caved_Johnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This comment section is golden

  • @onethreefiveeye
    @onethreefiveeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Digestion system checked by looking into the ear...what's that? Brain's anatomy?

    • @liberalsnowflakes3844
      @liberalsnowflakes3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCoffeeNut711
      @TheCoffeeNut711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I couldn't even relax because I know people are so stubborn, stupid or desperate to believe alternative medicine.
      Side Note; yoga and meditation are not alternative medicine, they are well researched practices for a healthy lifestyle.

    • @andromeda4641
      @andromeda4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCoffeeNut711 Agreed dear Sir

    • @lukebostwick1070
      @lukebostwick1070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm going to this woman for my prostate exam, it seems less intrusive than my GPs

    • @zelqam7305
      @zelqam7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That depends on whether the yoga/meditation is steeped in the same chakra, etc stuff as the rest of these practices, or is stripped of all that and is purely relaxation/stretching/balance/breathing/mind-calming exercises free of any pseudoscience. Because there is science to certain stretching, breathing, mental-focus, etc parts of yoga and meditation, but not to many of the ideas such practices were originally based upon.

  • @chrpropaganda764
    @chrpropaganda764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Priority mode: engaged.

  • @Z_Co95
    @Z_Co95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Bro! Did I just see a lady give a full body exam based off of an ear exam. Wow! My ASMR side loves it but my realistic side is baffled

    • @wiseleaf7422
      @wiseleaf7422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s fake tho...

    • @Z_Co95
      @Z_Co95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wiseleaf7422 really?

  • @dragiel
    @dragiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thank you for including source info. Many of these compilations doesn't include that.

  • @thelorax_
    @thelorax_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I need more fake medicine asmr!!!

    • @mariec.2193
      @mariec.2193  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm working on it ;)

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try female asmr

    • @thelorax_
      @thelorax_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marie C. Yay!!!!

    • @nobodyimportant6324
      @nobodyimportant6324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the pure weird rambling of slightly doctor-ish words in doctor like clothes, and weird items, just seems to put me right to sleep, with the soft sound of idiots trying their hardest to present smart

  • @calimarine92
    @calimarine92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I’m legitimately curious how many of these people are con artists and how many are loons who actually buy into their own crap.

    • @EvrainBrandigan
      @EvrainBrandigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The "arm diagnosis lady" is the former, considering how she deliberately locked all comments on the original video...

    • @williamwinder3466
      @williamwinder3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would say most of them are both

    • @carmcam1
      @carmcam1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EvrainBrandigan digging deeper where she is coming from, there are lots of them, and i tried watching some for asmr effect.

    • @EvrainBrandigan
      @EvrainBrandigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carmcam1 did the same. But they only got me so far before the bullshit she markets started getting on my nerves

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      teutonic_cossack those things aren’t exclusive

  • @politecat4236
    @politecat4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love light shining videos! Where has iridology been all of my life?
    Wonderful compilation and providing the links

  • @tobesmalobe5137
    @tobesmalobe5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:23 *activates priority mode*

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed my ass off at this

  • @Skiddins
    @Skiddins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “A fool and his money are easily parted” apparently, for me, this sentiment makes excellent ASMR. Well, once I stop laughing that is.

  • @KingsCountyLightHaus
    @KingsCountyLightHaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's the esoteric stuff that always gets me, thanks for the vid.

  • @kps.77
    @kps.77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    So the heart is Leo's priority, but his tonsils are OK so that's good!

  • @psychoscyther4800
    @psychoscyther4800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *completely pierces ear with tool*
    "Shit, what the hell lady??!"
    "It's that damn liver of yours that's so bad."

  • @danigirl9160
    @danigirl9160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    7.30 very happy heart , right arm aching like hell used as an joy stick for the organs 🙄🤔 wtf

  • @Hairmetallurgist
    @Hairmetallurgist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    3:44-taking a break from her duties at Winterfell, Sansa Stark decides to play doctor, but the diagnosis is always the same: "Beautiful blue eyes, but don't forget-Winter is Coming..."

  • @LEELABIRD
    @LEELABIRD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Asmr wise these vids lower my heartrate, relax me and help me sleep. Keep em coming.

  • @OrionOnion
    @OrionOnion ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly I would genuinely go to some of these just so I could get irl asmr

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    These people vote...

    • @mcburns04
      @mcburns04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg, dying laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @erika8214
      @erika8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Forget that, they reproduce.

    • @jeffkeith637
      @jeffkeith637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Samantha Who Legend.

  • @_lime.
    @_lime. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I once had a cold, i ate some peanut butter toast and i felt better the next week. Clearly this proves the restorative powers of twice cooked bread and buttered nuts, so every time i get sick i just eat peanut butter toast until i can't eat anymore.

  • @rhys3668
    @rhys3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    These comments are just full attack I love them 😂😂

    • @meowmeow-cr5sn
      @meowmeow-cr5sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Heathen Prophet trying to work out how rich you are based on work, nails etc so they can figure out how much to rip you off for?

  • @lando885
    @lando885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Help! Was playing around in priority mode and got stuck, I literally cant think of anything else more important right now than deactivation priority mode.

  • @ttlkeat3284
    @ttlkeat3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved the first one. Always looking for those types of asmr but cant find any

  • @johnmclainjr3291
    @johnmclainjr3291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    (pokes guy in ear with dental pick)
    Doctor: Your spleen is messed up

  • @caracompass9131
    @caracompass9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    these are really interesting, thanks for compiling and sharing!

  • @zelqam7305
    @zelqam7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:51 Hey-it's Tim Heidecker getting his weekly chakra balancing treatment. Hi, Tim!

  • @jodjam
    @jodjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a great compilation video but the 'patient' looks so visibly upset at 10:00 it always gets me

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She’s like wow this is a sham

  • @bh069me1
    @bh069me1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    @5:32 what if the patient doesn't have arms ?

    • @SandsOfArrakis
      @SandsOfArrakis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phantom Arm Treatment aka PAT (on the back)

    • @erika8214
      @erika8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe, she have the client lift one of their legs.

    • @meowmeow-cr5sn
      @meowmeow-cr5sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then she just takes their whole wallet straight up, they're not going to be able to get it back

  • @clementinemararine
    @clementinemararine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cheers, this is great!

  • @jodjam
    @jodjam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    'Ok what do we have going on here today?
    *moves arm*
    'That... And not that'
    Thanks for the clarification 😂

  • @RainbowRogger
    @RainbowRogger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't really understand what ASMR should be about it, but everyone's own! Whether it is interesting how many different methods of treatment there are!

  • @melissasayler4535
    @melissasayler4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love gemstone therapy lady. It's just so crazy, and yet so soothing. (I mean the first gemstone therapy lady. Not the one where you just see the practitioners hands.)

  • @anjshaw4898
    @anjshaw4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    6:29 When Pantera plays in the car.

  • @bionicle9336
    @bionicle9336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do more compilations like this please!!

  • @violah
    @violah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it😍

  • @nuneztonytntn
    @nuneztonytntn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These medical roleplayers need to get more than just lights and magnifying classes. Their going to make their friends go blind

  • @akephalos9044
    @akephalos9044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All of them made me laugh at first but after that it's relaxing af

  • @gaiusaelius9613
    @gaiusaelius9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very relaxing

  • @lakeharper5830
    @lakeharper5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd just like to say that I checked my ear and there's no pain at all anywhere, and I don't sleep enough ever and am stressed to the point of tears at least once a week, so I'm gonna call a little bit of bs on Miss. Earbody

  • @UpsNdownZZZ
    @UpsNdownZZZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well, this definitely worked to put me to sleep last night!

  • @hummus4598
    @hummus4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love me some good old fashioned quackery.

  • @darwinsmonkeybutler2113
    @darwinsmonkeybutler2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Patient: I have something wrong with my ear
    Quack: your spleen is dodgy
    P: my arm is stiff
    Q: your heart needs sugar pill
    P: my foot is bad
    Q: your aura needs a crystal
    P: have some moneys
    Q: it’s a miracle your fine

  • @GanzBestimmt
    @GanzBestimmt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quacksalver compilation. SeemsGood

  • @mrmicrowaveoven
    @mrmicrowaveoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45 Triggers me by far the most. I don't even know what she's doing, but I'm going to assume it's the only real medicine in the whole video.

  • @musicisakindofloving1081
    @musicisakindofloving1081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @TeamJella
    @TeamJella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine if this stuff was legit. Trying to discover this would almost be as complex as discovering Easter eggs in CoD zombies

    • @caldog619
      @caldog619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First you have to acquire all the parts to craft a bed. Once built place the patient on the bed and shoot all 4 ligaments of the body. Run around the room 6 times in no less than 20 seconds and knife the patients liver. Then you have to kill 15 other doctors in 4 hospitals and their souls will fill your medical syringe. Return to the room at exactly 6pm the next day and inject the body with the souls before knifing the liver once more, and the patient will be granted eternal life

  • @playedplains6177
    @playedplains6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:30
    "OK this is normal"
    5:33
    "Nigh!"

  • @QTJoe
    @QTJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    poor guys arm was tired af 💀

  • @moniquewilson4179
    @moniquewilson4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched 11:26 through 14:53 several times in an attempt to make my brain understand anything! Lol

  • @nbvw3
    @nbvw3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My grandad did a lot of nutrition testing in the 1940s.

  • @waynewhangarei
    @waynewhangarei 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They all fell to the tingles

  • @kevinkenney5623
    @kevinkenney5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone know where the full version of the eye exam with the 2 girls at 3.44 is from please.

  • @rppavlek
    @rppavlek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What is that eyeshining bull? Priority mode... Does a spiderman sign with his hand. Lol

  • @sir_justinius
    @sir_justinius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Pokes ear*
    "You are imbalanced, buy my $600 stress ball."

  • @happyhoney2000
    @happyhoney2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please can we have another compilation video like this 🥺

  • @TheChibiAerith
    @TheChibiAerith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:22 i want to have happy tonsils too

  • @emanandchill
    @emanandchill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice compilation.

  • @brycecook9100
    @brycecook9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my gosh. This is so ridiculous I love it! Best comedy I've seen in months. I laughed so hard. hahaha

  • @MindfulActionMedia
    @MindfulActionMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣it never gets old....

  • @amgpower8360
    @amgpower8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to find the first video with full length?

  • @ASerenadeToYou
    @ASerenadeToYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I study integrative medicine and have never seen any of these except the pulse reading in the very beginning... these were all sketchy af

    • @dbnathan5
      @dbnathan5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I help you study

  • @kateanon8791
    @kateanon8791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's like a relaxing Sawbones' Greatest Hits compilation

    • @lil.boswell
      @lil.boswell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Combining Sydnee's love of calling out BS and Justin's love of ASMR!

  • @uddinrokib7
    @uddinrokib7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I feel like I am watching Fe(male) ASMR. Doing lots of things that make no sense.

    • @jenniferlamb7131
      @jenniferlamb7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Even worse, these people either genuinely believe in this bullshit or they want to prey on those that are stupid enough to! (Fe)Male ASMR isnt trying to scam anybody and they're very overt in the silly methods and tools they employ, and most of the time in the majority of their videos, there's no ulterior motive other than relaxing their audience, unlike these scammers. But this video is still so relaxing though, with the purposeful, sure movements and steady focus just like (Fe)Male ASMR has, which is an asmr trigger I can hardly find anywhere else outside of an actual, in real life medical exam. They're like my top favorite asmrtist(s).

    • @madiantin
      @madiantin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jenniferlamb7131 I love them too. So relaxing!

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adore their work

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder what kind of people pay to see these "doctors" and how much money you could make just poking people and using big and scary words to wrench their arm into their wallets

    • @Alien_nation
      @Alien_nation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s exactly what I was getting at

  • @KYBLopez96
    @KYBLopez96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Would love a link to the first video relaxed me so much

    • @amberkise5975
      @amberkise5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen links in the description. Hope that helps!

  • @coolbub07
    @coolbub07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when you know the answer to the question but the teacher doesn't pick you

  • @twistedaimm8310
    @twistedaimm8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:30 Reminded me of shifting a manual transmission car. " Lets put it into priority mode." 😂🤣 I did relax though...

  • @asundev3326
    @asundev3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10% how good this video is
    90% how that guy is heiling hitler

  • @user-dg3hp6xw2s
    @user-dg3hp6xw2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good job👍👍👍😴😴😴

  • @capitaosagres
    @capitaosagres 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:10 "Have any problems with your eye-sight? No? Well, you will after this session"

  • @brianbrinkman3663
    @brianbrinkman3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is impressive how convinced these people seem of the poppycock they’re purveying. The best that can be said is the patients enjoy it!