Nutrition Response Testing

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  • @MrLlamaman1991
    @MrLlamaman1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    One for diabetes, one for high blood pressure - two for high blood pressure and one for thyroid.

  • @ken45y
    @ken45y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Went straight to comments. Was not disappointed.

    • @tahamegaballland9102
      @tahamegaballland9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      neither was I mate

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same. the Leo treatment had comments disabled :(

    • @WedsleyFelix
      @WedsleyFelix 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same 😂

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Did my man say “front brain is weak”? That sounds like a legit medical diagnosis. But then again, he wasn’t in priority mode, so how do we know?

    • @TELEVISIONARCHIVES
      @TELEVISIONARCHIVES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nutritional Response Testing is quackery.

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TELEVISIONARCHIVES oh really? no way~!

    • @thepracticalgymnast8001
      @thepracticalgymnast8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He could’ve at-least used the correct anatomical term 😂 saying frontal lobe makes you sound like you know what your talking about

    • @leeanderson7877
      @leeanderson7877 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's one of the chemicals

    • @gives_bad_advice
      @gives_bad_advice 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your man

  • @lik--
    @lik-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    No banana?

  • @schleepyairman6670
    @schleepyairman6670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    This dude is a legend he went a full 13 minutes without putting his arm down what a lad

    • @killadiator1014
      @killadiator1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      thats due to the chemicals

    • @moriarty2666
      @moriarty2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      his arm must be number than a 13 year olds after he discovers that he can lock his door.

    • @Breadman45
      @Breadman45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Probably worked for Hitler

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@moriarty2666 number is a quantitive term that refers to a numerical unit like 1 or 2. You mean numb. Numb is when you don't feel anything anymore.

    • @F1LDB
      @F1LDB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      emanandchill number as in more numb

  • @Bre
    @Bre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Video quality is weak. Audio quality is weak. Office design is weak. Comments are good.

  • @richardsabino2961
    @richardsabino2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    “Front Brain is weak.”
    Sounds like this guy needs a banana

    • @strijdertunes6084
      @strijdertunes6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣😭😭

    • @badlandschugs36
      @badlandschugs36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @scaggywillz
      @scaggywillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂🍌🍌🍌🍌

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You as well came from moist critical huh xD

    • @devinbaird2470
      @devinbaird2470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No bananas for you! 😆😆😆

  • @MrTombo1960
    @MrTombo1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Incomplete. He didn’t check for sandwich breath.

    • @teopablo1123
      @teopablo1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tom Fitzpatrick He didn’t get red in the face.

    • @oggsyunwin9000
      @oggsyunwin9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn't check anything at all except for left arm strentgh...

    • @arxidiax2arxidiax276
      @arxidiax2arxidiax276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tom Fitzpatrick he didn’t even putabitofpaper on him, either.

    • @benrox9512
      @benrox9512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He knows thats already good so he wont expect anything to have changed

    • @Insomniac_1986
      @Insomniac_1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He didn’t check for the banana, this guy is a fraud.

  • @TheAlexmynameis
    @TheAlexmynameis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    But does he have happy and strong tonsils?

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alexmynameis tonsils are happy

    • @pdog109
      @pdog109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      happy heart

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does he have a gallblader that is out of Qi??? That's the question 🤔

    • @tnskyhawk
      @tnskyhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think I just watched that video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s happy… VERY HAPPY HEART.

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I’m so glad this video has comments enabled the other one didn’t. I’m glad we’re realising the real medical science needed to keep the body healthy. I always included a healthy dose of saluting 1940s leaders in my diet but everyone told me I was out of line…

  • @haroldfernandez2960
    @haroldfernandez2960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Car salesman and a level 9 mage

  • @e6staffsargeify
    @e6staffsargeify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    I'd pay 20 bucks for the ASMR kick fully knowing it's nonsense. Yeah I said it

    • @alygomez1636
      @alygomez1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Me too definitely

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      100% would aswell

    • @TemkaUwU
      @TemkaUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @changoelchango
      @changoelchango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same bro

    • @All-Out-Power
      @All-Out-Power 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'd become a regular knowing it would most likely put me to sleep

  • @veniceflytrap
    @veniceflytrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There's a banana in his hand already

    • @Skiddins
      @Skiddins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Priority mode, mom's spaghetti...

    • @billclinton5556
      @billclinton5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pituitary is weak but back brain is calm and ready

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's nervous but on the surface his front brain is ready

    • @Matthew-tx9nt
      @Matthew-tx9nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To explain what’s weak, but he keeps on forgettin'

  • @lourdessanmartin6309
    @lourdessanmartin6309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    he looks like a gym teacher that decided to try a new career path

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    I love how they can cure you using VHS cassette boxes.

    • @Benjydav
      @Benjydav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Indeed its also nice that vhs cassettes found a new pupose in life after the rise in dvd cases

    • @Johny_Truant
      @Johny_Truant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait... I thought those were audiobook cassettes..

    • @actuallyitskevin
      @actuallyitskevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He didn’t test for Home Alone or E.T.? NOT a thorough exam!

    • @myroseaccount
      @myroseaccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're Betamax

    • @richardruiztv5351
      @richardruiztv5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JAJAJAJA

  • @SuperJaypatterson
    @SuperJaypatterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Very relaxing, but nonsense all the same.

    • @ravinrabbid123
      @ravinrabbid123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Oh yeah, this is ASMR gold but it's a load of relaxing baloney

    • @rhysdavies3479
      @rhysdavies3479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because you know it all now don't ya?

    • @ExtremeDeathman
      @ExtremeDeathman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@rhysdavies3479 No, but we know no normal doctor, who spent years of his life learning everything about your body and whose study delivered repeatable results, ever considers using this kind of "diagnosis".

    • @CraftBeerPours
      @CraftBeerPours 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

    • @thoughtsurferzone5012
      @thoughtsurferzone5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think 90% of these people just want to be touched. Go get a massage, then.

  • @C33-l1f
    @C33-l1f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    My guy jus wanted a knee brace and some painkillers and walked into this lmfao

    • @ccdrz
      @ccdrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah but he drank tap water a lot. For years. YEARS!

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would be my luck probably. Poor fella 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @vypGMD
      @vypGMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ccdrz and?

    • @Natural9Alex
      @Natural9Alex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skyfalldeadpool1633 pppp

    • @bbraithwaite772
      @bbraithwaite772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr! lmmfaooo

  • @EzBHP
    @EzBHP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    This guys got balls of steel. Posts this on TH-cam knowing it’s complete BS, doesn’t give a single fuck, leaves comments enabled. Absolute mad lad.

  • @thestarforger832
    @thestarforger832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This is equivalent to putting food on your face and shouting to see if the food is good for you.

  • @theengine
    @theengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It's like using a person as a ouija board. It's incredible.

    • @em-mortal1
      @em-mortal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this comment lmao

  • @creatureencounters3897
    @creatureencounters3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    When your kid plays hospital with you

  • @thedoctorslounge1521
    @thedoctorslounge1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I also used to put video tape boxes on my stomach and check my strength in order decide which video to rent at blockbuster

  • @dejjal8683
    @dejjal8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Thank you ASMR community for not being a toxic hellhole, your comments fill me with joy. BANANA!

    • @Facu_Roldan
      @Facu_Roldan ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No bananas for you yet

    • @OrchidPurple420
      @OrchidPurple420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or sandwich breath

    • @touch_of_cobalt
      @touch_of_cobalt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheechandjong897 But you could never find these bananas anywhere, believe me. You could never, never!

  • @Impuritan1
    @Impuritan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    What happens if the patient only has one arm?

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      They only charge half price.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Half banana

    • @hauntedholmes5889
      @hauntedholmes5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He squeezes the genitalia in that situation

    • @Benjydav
      @Benjydav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hes saved from being ripped off by weird faux nutrition voodoo priests I guess.

    • @ft4903
      @ft4903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They're extremely unbalanced

  • @actuallyitskevin
    @actuallyitskevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I’d be offended if my chiropractor said my front brain is weak.

  • @frankiecartagena2451
    @frankiecartagena2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I love how he attempts to explain something then breaks mid-sentence... like he forgot this is complete horseshit. 😂🤣

  • @antonellazuccolo6930
    @antonellazuccolo6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The way they test with recycled blockbuster's old cases just cracks me up every single time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randy7068
    @randy7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    He didn't touch his triangles, which we call triangles.

    • @DanielLopez-dy1ul
      @DanielLopez-dy1ul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also didn’t have sandwich breath

    • @floatingchimney
      @floatingchimney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also didn't hear the blood flowing.

    • @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter
      @RooseveltsAllLivesMatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm concerned that the patient might have lid lag.

    • @KuinaDCMA
      @KuinaDCMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No banana for him

    • @theredmenace22
      @theredmenace22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't have to, as the patient didn't have a SPAHT.

  • @FrailCaesar
    @FrailCaesar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Send this to Joe Rogan.

    • @kanjoracer4914
      @kanjoracer4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Joe ''VHS' Cure cancer'' Rogan

    • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
      @YouOnlyIiveTwice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "These people are crazy...Hey have you guys ever tried DMT?"

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The News Radio guy?

  • @John-vk4ef
    @John-vk4ef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This man's using priority mode without administrative access. In times like this, a banana is needed.

  • @Hav-th6zf
    @Hav-th6zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    This is the job you get when you never complete medical school

    • @Ghst0121
      @Ghst0121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @nickylay1642
      @nickylay1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The word "medical" is excessive

    • @floatingchimney
      @floatingchimney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like when you even fail pre-med school.

    • @CypressItalian
      @CypressItalian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or first grade.

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Doctors been real quiet since this dropped

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Do you do any other types of magic?

    • @gameziller649
      @gameziller649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patricia B. What the beans

    • @connormcgehee9349
      @connormcgehee9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destruction magic is easy

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connormcgehee9349 *_EXPLOSION_*

    • @Nuharian100
      @Nuharian100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kritikill ヅ Megumin Intensifies.

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      **makes your money disappear**

  • @giovannilibassi4545
    @giovannilibassi4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    He didn’t even do the banana test! What a scammer!

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know such a scam

  • @Don-Jesse
    @Don-Jesse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm on the edge of my seat wondering if his heart is happy or not. I NEED A VERY HAPPY HEART.

  • @nseybert
    @nseybert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I've been watching videos like this for years to relax before sleep. A lot of people over the years have asked the obvious question, "How does the body sense the materials through the plastic" and "How can he detect plastic when the entire case is a DVD plastic case." The other day I found a new nutrition response testing video where the lady explicitly stated, "Energy fields do not transmit through black plastic." Besides being hilarious, I guess this is what their entire field is based on. I guess I hope the vials are glass, cause if they're plastic, they ain't black! Anyway thanks for the Zzzzzzs

    • @cyanfabricates8294
      @cyanfabricates8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      These videos are strangely calming, really help for sleep

    • @robjj5373
      @robjj5373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cyanfabricates8294 it's called asmr

    • @punkydamonkey989
      @punkydamonkey989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because it's a scam lol

    • @KZK2333350
      @KZK2333350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      vhs plastic case!

  • @FrailCaesar
    @FrailCaesar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Deep down, both of these men know this is made up nonsense. The fact that one is willing to charge for this "service" and there is somebody out there willing to pay for it is the saddest thing about this whole thing.
    What I'd like to know is how did the guy performing the test get into it? Did he ever question what he was being taught? If he did, did he just choose to ignore it or does he genuinely believe this is real? Also, the guy with his arm in the air, is this the only treatment he could afford or does he get some sort of ASMR kick out of being prodded and taken advantage of financially?
    I really enjoyed the bit where the patient is asked if the problem is in his left or right knee? Shit, if you can tell us his prostrate is under stress by touching his stomach and pulling his arm, you tell me which knee is the problem!

    • @ChronicBreakdown
      @ChronicBreakdown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @stephen6314
      @stephen6314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The same could be said for all religions

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They both got into it cause of Scientology. A cult spreading quackery, ain't it fun?

    • @Swan_Rons0n
      @Swan_Rons0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sadly my girlfriend went to this guy for chiropractic adjustments and he started her on some vitamin cycle. He sells the vitamins, they're roughly $60 a pop, so this guy's a shyster as far as I'm concerned. She stopped going and the only loss was money.
      Also, I'm pretty sure I know the guy in the video and his knee weakness was a bad hip that he had to have replaced.
      This man also told me I could take vitamins and get off my Levothyroxine. Vitamins won't replace a dead thyroid gland in my case.
      I'll say it again, he's a shyster.

    • @frankfitch9976
      @frankfitch9976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On sense

  • @sinaa9315
    @sinaa9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    idc what this is, but this is a great asmr for sleep

  • @afonsomendes92
    @afonsomendes92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm surprised the comments aren't turned off! Usually it's what scammers do to control damage

    • @Blackferret66
      @Blackferret66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think at some point, it's the only way they get views.

  • @bartvandeperck90
    @bartvandeperck90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I genuinly wonder if these healers believe in what they're doing or if they are very aware they're a scam.

    • @Farsightful
      @Farsightful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bart Van de Perck i think they know. But they need to make a living out of something

    • @Terrible_name
      @Terrible_name 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      there have to be a couple moms who think it's real right?

    • @perendinatorian
      @perendinatorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah, if you look, he pushes on the hand and says weak, then pushes on the wrist to suggest strong. so he's changing the leverage to make the client believe.

    • @paramedivmso4
      @paramedivmso4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For all those thinking this is a load of crap. You seemingly have no idea that we are all energy. Maybe you have chosen not to learn of the atom and that we are made of atoms. If you were to look at the atom under a microscope and then look at the planet formation and how it revolves around the sun, you would see the formation of electrons around the nucleus is the same as the formation of all the planets orbit around the sun.
      As above, so below.
      What happens on the macrocosm, happens on the microcosm.
      Energy cannot be created or destroyed, only change form.
      Energy moves through us. Prana, Chi, energy.
      It is only the resistance of this energy in and through your body that causes and leads to imbalance and manifests as symptoms. Symptoms left untreated lead to disease. The body out of ease. Dis-ease.
      All foods have energy. Our body uses the foods to create energy so we can function. Give the body low energy foods and you feel like crap. Give your body high energy food and you are lifted up. People who eat healthy, look healthy. People that eat fast food often will not look as vibrant over time. Leading to a breakdown of organs from lack of nutrition and vital minerals and nutrients. Which lead to more symptoms. Then you see your doctor and are given meds for symptoms that never address the underlying cause and only treat symptoms. Which leads to more side effects from the meds. Causing more deficiencies. Leaving you chasing your tail and wondering what went wrong.
      Sooner or later you have to make a choice.
      You either pay the pharma or you pay the farmer.
      Which do you think has more experience a doctrine that has been around for a hundred or 2 years or one that has been around since the dawn of man? Would you rather have surgery performed by a surgeon that has 5 months experience or by one that has 50 years experience? The pharma industry is designed to keep customers coming in. Instead, use foods, in balance that treat the underlying issues, instead of medicine that mask the symptoms and never fix the problems

    • @bartvandeperck90
      @bartvandeperck90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@paramedivmso4 It's amazing how you speak of atoms in a completely unsienctific way. We are not energy, we are water, muscle, bones, flesh, blood and brain. That last one gives us character, what some even call a soul. What you call energy in human is adrenaline, what you call energy in fruit are called vitamins.
      If you are suggesting a jar full of 'minerals' can enter or affect our body just by holding it in our hand, you seriously need te review the basics of biology, chemistry and physics. Everything shown in this video can be and has been scientifically and empirically disproven.

  • @gammamania6203
    @gammamania6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Not gonna lie, even if this stuff might be fake, it’s honestly pretty facinating to listen to this guy’s process. The way he describes it sounds like a built-in human diagnostic program

    • @ExplodingPiggy
      @ExplodingPiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MIGHT be fake?!

    • @joevaghn457
      @joevaghn457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for being at least one person to say "might." Stupid asshats parroting "quackery" pisses me off to no end.

    • @joevaghn457
      @joevaghn457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ExplodingPiggy Yep.

    • @_HimToo
      @_HimToo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@joevaghn457 It's a figure of speech to say "This might be fake but..." It doesn't mean that the person saying it actually thinks there's a chance it's NOT fake. He, like everyone else, knows it's a load of crap.... he's just making the point that *even though* it's a load of crap, he's been able to find some positive things too

    • @_HimToo
      @_HimToo ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joevaghn457so you think there's a chance that his arm truly is signaling to the tester, and accurately, in the affirmative or negative, as a way to communicate what the body needs or doesn't need, and all based on where the tester is touching the body & what he's touching it with??? If you actually believe that then u probably need some real help! Why would doctors waste untold thousands on medical equipment & blood/urine tests when they could simply push arms???

  • @Travelling_wm
    @Travelling_wm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's been 5 years, everyone's waiting for these 'future videos'

  • @pooledogg775
    @pooledogg775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    7:52 Did the doctor ever put you on sth like that?
    No.
    OK we'll just carry on like I never asked.

  • @gangsterholla179
    @gangsterholla179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So how come he "reacts" to plastic in a vial , but not the plastic in the box where the vials are.

  • @MrCap-ct9el
    @MrCap-ct9el 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Imagine if that was his hand creaking every time he moved it

  • @Blatty26
    @Blatty26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    This dude looks just like my High school football coach. It's weird as hell

    • @wyattrogers1451
      @wyattrogers1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He looks like a gym teacher

    • @mr.nighttime24
      @mr.nighttime24 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably gets paid more for this than he would in high-school 🤣

  • @daafitko
    @daafitko ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He speaks with so much confidence and authority it almost seems real-
    Honestly a part of me wants to believe it is legit

    • @Timedelayedfuse
      @Timedelayedfuse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The sign of a practiced and effective grifter.

    • @ondrejh3192
      @ondrejh3192 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is legit. actually started doing that too and its super cool to know what to dose myself with and what not with:))

  • @Badwolf128
    @Badwolf128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’ll stick with the qigong tapping technique by Master Alice

    • @Ganjasmith
      @Ganjasmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vjones5130 that shit is the best, they are also such lovely people

    • @sebir3403
      @sebir3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      searching for qigong tapping technique by Master Alice now

  • @cman4dayz328
    @cman4dayz328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Dude:Literally just lays down
    "Doc":Yeah this entire body is W E A K

  • @johnasherwarren7544
    @johnasherwarren7544 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The three main sugars: White refined sugar, brown sugar, cane sugar. White refined sugar is cane sugar and brown sugar is white sugar with mollases.

  • @mattjindrak
    @mattjindrak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Bladder's strong."
    *wet spot appears*
    "Nevermind."

  • @tomhemingway6046
    @tomhemingway6046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My arm aches just watching this.

  • @Ryosous
    @Ryosous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Where's the *BANANA* ?

  • @watsontyler42
    @watsontyler42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The benadryl and coffee thing isn't called "switched". Its called having ADHD. I know because benadryl hypes me up so much it causes anxiety attacks.
    And I can drink a whole coffee pot, and fall right asleep.

  • @GulfCoastJohnny
    @GulfCoastJohnny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wouldn’t you just love to see the guy on the table get up, flash a badge, and say “Sir, you’re under arrest.”.

  • @islandvibes9076
    @islandvibes9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was watching the Seinfeld holistic medicine episode, which led me to the banana lady and the guy with 2 for blood pressure and now this video! So glad TH-cam sent me down this rabbit hole!

    • @jahbuyaka
      @jahbuyaka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should have been born in August.

  • @mannymelgoza6665
    @mannymelgoza6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I looked up these kits and they are pretty expensive for a load of nothing. The best part is they have a disclaimer that says they shouldn’t be used to treat or cure any illnesses you have.

  • @mobmanny100
    @mobmanny100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    my shoulder hurts for this man

  • @lostintime3333
    @lostintime3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "No banana for you yet"

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’d definitely have arm problems after holding my arm up stiff for 13 minutes, despite the generous application of snake oil

  • @armyengineer9351
    @armyengineer9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was wondering what my old gym teacher was up to these days.

  • @lekoman
    @lekoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s always the “chemicals.” If you’re ever unsure what’s wrong with you... chemicals.

    • @fartface5172
      @fartface5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆 I laughed way too hard at this one

  • @MargoIndigo
    @MargoIndigo 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    3:00 not him trying to remember which fingers to press together before he gets his banana taken away

  • @MrRiverhorse007
    @MrRiverhorse007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every once in a while you get these up lifting experiences when some skilled person enlightens you with their knowledge and craftsmanship. This guy does the opposite.

  • @tray1150
    @tray1150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Does he need the go to the doctors if his arm is like that for more than 4 hours?

  • @Triattt
    @Triattt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When homeopathic test samples are the most believable aspect, you know you're in for a doozy.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣 have you checked your pineal gland of third dimension you uncultured swine ??? 🤨

  • @monikaj3802
    @monikaj3802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It does not make sense. You put a whole box of vials on the ptn stomach and take one or two vials out and place it next to the whole set and then test the body again???? surely the vibrations of the vials in the box still come into play?

    • @vinblack85
      @vinblack85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your not allowed to poke holes!!!

    • @johndoe-nutz2980
      @johndoe-nutz2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vinblack85 yeah!! Just enjoy the ride!!!

  • @AllieSocks12
    @AllieSocks12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This is one of the dangers of never questioning what someone teaches/tells you just because they use words that sound scientific. This guy could wholeheartedly believe he's actually treating/diagnosing chemical stressors in the knee his entire life and never realize it didint actually do anything. He could be at the grocery store and see the bananas there as a medical device/instrument and wondering why it's not being sold next to the other medical testing devices like plastic spoons and toy soliders. I get the ASMR, but someone's going to go to this instead of a doctor and think it's going to fix their actual problems... especially when you sell it like a doctor's visit/exam.

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah he didn't even do the banana test, this isn't really scientific

    • @MrKbradena
      @MrKbradena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The people that believe this stuff also believe the earth is flat, and we know how impossible it is to prove that theory wrong to those people lol

    • @island661
      @island661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah because doctors are soooooo smart. Go take your medication, and take your 28 boosters too! 🥴🧟‍♀️💉

  • @Nick_J_
    @Nick_J_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how they test using an “arm lock”. My shoulders are crap. I would simply never lock, if someone made me do this

  • @VergilHiltsLT
    @VergilHiltsLT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This guy still has nothing over the self-evaluated professional Dr. Saul Shaye.

    • @Liz-yd1do
      @Liz-yd1do 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not everyone can be as talented 🤣😂🤣🤣😂.

    • @theredmenace22
      @theredmenace22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well what can you expect from patients who don't do the basic courtesy of dressing all in purple? Not to mention this quack didn't even check leg length or tell him to drink plenty of water. I'll bet this poor man didn't feel any warmth or anyone holding his feet. Not only will he not get a banana, he won't have a wonderful response. smh

  • @glint3924
    @glint3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was scrolling down reading the comments until I heard "Prostate under stress", then I immediately scroll up just to see his arm underneath, rewatched it just to be relieved almost making me think if it was going to go all 18+ on us.

  • @mmeatheaddd
    @mmeatheaddd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    so you say this guy has an issue with plastic after you had him touch the vials correct?so let me ask you something what are the vials made out of glass or plastic?and every vial is sitting in a plastic box that you have laying on your patient. now tell me how you can tell the patient has an issue with plastic for the vial but no issue with the plastic from the plastic box the vials are in resting on his belly... what a load of bullshit.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The patient has a PhD in chemistry, so his body can automatically detect types of plastics as PhD people usually do

    • @mmeatheaddd
      @mmeatheaddd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 wtf are you talking about?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mmeatheaddd really?! You're looking for sensible comments under a video like this?

    • @TehhDann
      @TehhDann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mmeatheaddd cmon bro he has a PhD

    • @ghostweathermusic
      @ghostweathermusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmeatheaddd this man is a scholar, he has a PHD

  • @gpvboats
    @gpvboats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He drank lots of tap water and didn't have a wonderful response.

  • @southnj7971
    @southnj7971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    wouldnt his arm just get fatigued over time and then u get false positive and negatives? genuinely asking and very interested and curious

    • @peterholmes1943
      @peterholmes1943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a minor push, just a joint locking. it isn't like arm wrestling. It takes quite a bit to fatigue a muscle. A good muscle tester will sense when fatigue happens and switch to another limb to test

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's absolute nonsense so nothing would have any effect. Depending the person, yes the arm could tire being outstretched

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @LoudNoisesASMR they can push you're arm easily, bodybuilders ain't strong plus leverage and pushing from good position. Shouldn't you know its the shoulder that would be taking the force?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @LoudNoisesASMR they give them the Banana

    • @katiekawaii
      @katiekawaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's great that you're questioning this and thinking critically. I'm so happy to see someone doing that.
      The fact is, the entire thing is BS. It's often a scam, but I am seeing more and more people lately who seem to really believe that what they are doing is real and useful. It has been well-studied, and we know with certainty that it's all crap. It just is.

  • @thoughtsurferzone5012
    @thoughtsurferzone5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Most quackers at least have cool looking rooms. This doesn't even have that.

  • @mikaelb.
    @mikaelb. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, I watched this for relaxation and ended up frantically laughing reading all these comments.

  • @Friedtoenails
    @Friedtoenails 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One minute after the video ends, it is revealed that the patient is in fact dead and that rigor mortis has set in

  • @il_veltro
    @il_veltro ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've got a few of those black DVD cases from when the family video closed down. Time to start my own nutrition response business 💸💸💸

  • @danimirish
    @danimirish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Once we establish which videocassette box he’s allergic to...

    • @ovrezy
      @ovrezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir, you're allergic to Cats!

    • @jahbuyaka
      @jahbuyaka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pulp Fiction

  • @GodfreyFirstEldenLord
    @GodfreyFirstEldenLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I just googled front brain, first of all it’s called frontal lube, second of all it’s there for decision making skills, future planing and judgment etc. that means the guy was right, the patients frontal lube truly was weak or he wouldn’t have gone there expecting to be healed or crap like that. What a legend. Next time google how the parts are actually called

    • @GamerGod_1000
      @GamerGod_1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frontal lobe, not lube. Anyways, very true, anyone who can’t resolve minor bodily quarrels like this has to have a sucky brain.

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Front brain and frontal lobe are both correct.

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just that it is the wrong grammar style, it is supposed to be "front part of the brain".

    • @Mark-pp7jy
      @Mark-pp7jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lmhla1071 Speaking of wrong grammar, "Second of all"? (It's "second", or "secondly")

    • @lmhla1071
      @lmhla1071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mark-pp7jy When the hell did I type that?

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Drink lots of water, and have a wonderful response”

  • @casualbularchy4850
    @casualbularchy4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how he says he’ll make more videos and never did.

  • @slot2
    @slot2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's see Paul Allen's front brain.

  • @jamesw.t.2555
    @jamesw.t.2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:16 Me after getting knocked down in the mosh pit.

  • @Fifty8day
    @Fifty8day 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What happens if the patient has no arms?

    • @emanandchill
      @emanandchill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @songbird7450
      @songbird7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better hope he's got a big Johnson to push against

  • @renolegerski9776
    @renolegerski9776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Please don’t tell me you’ve been drinking tap water.”
    “Why?”
    “Those chemicals are literally the worst thing ever for your knee to heal properly. What is wrong with you?” 😂😂

  • @mikeserna8542
    @mikeserna8542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Arm up the whole time, turns out the patient was already dead.

  • @davidhahn9903
    @davidhahn9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How can we trust this guy when he doesn’t even do the banana test, the patient will never know if can get the banana now smh

  • @ruthie_rosario
    @ruthie_rosario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can I just talk in the direction of my opened pantry and see which food talks back?

  • @ashtaylor8170
    @ashtaylor8170 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    No banana for him yet.

  • @AendM
    @AendM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    imagine paying for this shit when even on the site that sells these "stressors" its stated:
    "These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."
    XDDD

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Automatic defense against anyone who sues for misleading services. How this is legal, is beyond me.

  • @gremmaludic38
    @gremmaludic38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    there's homeopathy, there's acupuncture, and there's slot machine. wow, that's as solid as a medical treatment backed up by decades of accumulated knowledge and peer reviewed research can get

    • @VergilHiltsLT
      @VergilHiltsLT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slot machine seems like the safest option.

    • @Guille2033
      @Guille2033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Homeopathy and nutrition response are false bullshit. Acupuncture can be used as a helping tool for relaxation but not on its own

  • @TheDarkLord_94
    @TheDarkLord_94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Front brain is weak"
    Yea that about sums it up.

  • @alexgardner3125
    @alexgardner3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man this guy says it like he believes it

  • @Skiddins
    @Skiddins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love their use of the miniature keyboard stuffed into the VHS cassette box, if they could just turn it's volume up.

  • @theydontknowmeson007
    @theydontknowmeson007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    No blood tests to verify your "results"?

    • @adaminfinity1733
      @adaminfinity1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly, not only is this BS, but it could be lethal to the patient of he or she takes the wrong medicine.

    • @libby4419
      @libby4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adaminfinity1733 they are Standard Process line of sustainable whole food supplements - so they arent lethal, js

  • @armandconiglio9620
    @armandconiglio9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We'll know for sure if these Nutrition Response testers are using VHS cassette boxes when the orange one from The Rugrats Movie show up.

  • @henryesp9284
    @henryesp9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really wish the patient would list his medications.

  • @nottttjadeeee
    @nottttjadeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    how does touching things in bottles diagnose you with "too much tap water" im sobbing 😭😭

  • @declanmcdonnell6965
    @declanmcdonnell6965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why was the patient made to wait so long to ask his question?