Cedar Point Employee Training Video

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  • This training video shows you some of the behind-the-scenes training amusement park workers go through. Find out how they keep rides safe, the park clean, and everybody having fun!
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  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    Big thanks to Defunctland for helping with this video. Check out Kevin's channel for more Amusement Park based content: th-cam.com/users/Defunctland

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 is uncensored s*x a new amusement park?

    • @Shadnasiku
      @Shadnasiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The man! I unironically pogged when I herd his voice.

    • @Deveron4
      @Deveron4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dude. Disable links in comments. These bots are the worst.

    • @Stonedmug
      @Stonedmug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicely done it’s crazy think your content is getting better after every upload

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me impersonating Arnold SwartzenGerman: I hereth thee thankith thee I hereth thee thank thee with much more than much.

  • @improvcomedy14
    @improvcomedy14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    Thank you for spreading awareness about this. I hate it when people get away with eating ice cream without a license.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      O0○ㅇHㅐ!
      _Those_ types o' ppl really melt my scoops...
      🍦bastards..!
      🔥
      🤬

    • @reginaldbrown1076
      @reginaldbrown1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly me too bro I especially hate it when those same bastards feed it to their children as well. This is highly unethical😡

    • @Xxbootywizardx420
      @Xxbootywizardx420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a true shame people just think they can go around willie nillie eating ice cream without a license truly

    • @KaisShadow-e5d
      @KaisShadow-e5d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The worst kind of criminals

    • @WhoisVinnie
      @WhoisVinnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw crap

  • @JanxakaJX
    @JanxakaJX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    “All rides have a height limit, but some, excluding your mother, have a girth limit.” Just brilliant!

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lovely that your mother is a ride is it not?

    • @Issame-xu5ur
      @Issame-xu5ur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y'all heard of the new ride? It's called "Tú madre es gorda".

    • @FDG323
      @FDG323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2538

    I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Omg I'm so happy you're okay

    • @DIVISIONBYZEROE
      @DIVISIONBYZEROE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      glad you’re ok that does not sound like a hoot and a holler. At least you weren’t eating ice cream without a license.

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.

    • @glogue2070
      @glogue2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      BROOOO I WAS ON THE OTHER COASTER WHEN THAT HAPPENED, i saw it hit you

  • @WeakRoast
    @WeakRoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    As an Ohioan who has gone to Cedar Point at least once a year for my entire life, I support this video.

    • @jenk7138
      @jenk7138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same!!! ❤️

    • @squillz8310
      @squillz8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.

    • @pthelynese
      @pthelynese 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @Kevin-od3zh
      @Kevin-od3zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As a Michigander who loves cedar point I can say with full confidence that Ohio sucks. (Besides cedar point)

    • @jabrenthompson5884
      @jabrenthompson5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The one thing I miss after moving to the west from Cleveland. Such an amazing park

  • @LPgamemusic
    @LPgamemusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    "TO KEEP OUR HANDYMEN ON THE PAYROLL, PRETEND TO FIND A PROBLEM ON THE RIDE YOU'RE ASSIGNED TO"
    as a ride op....
    yes.

    • @molestingfood
      @molestingfood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andyluc is that you? You friggin nerd

    • @LisaMarieMJ
      @LisaMarieMJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “And then flirt with the cute ones and date them” like I did. 🤣

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    With injured guests, remember ABC:
    A
    Bone
    Coming out of your body is very bad

  • @brandonjustis
    @brandonjustis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw it as either way you're fucked cause everywhere sucks. But so what lol.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "It's your duty to remind guests to NEVER get pregnant,because that involves having sex and that is gross" lol

    • @Raychases1fan
      @Raychases1fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not a joke

    • @Sxcheschka
      @Sxcheschka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raychases1fan your mom's a joke.

    • @joshdfox420
      @joshdfox420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Raychases1fanIndeed, Huggbees only speaks the truth!

  • @darthraider450
    @darthraider450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "All amusement parks are equal, but some amusement parks need Mark Rober to expose their scam games", Huggbees Cooders, 2022.

    • @inazumarai7690
      @inazumarai7690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when I learnt about the carnival games tricks, I pledged to never play one for the rest of my life.

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 begone bot, back to your cesspit.

    • @OverlyScarce
      @OverlyScarce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿Thy shall not simp

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew Mark Rober. He's LDS and my nickname for him was Brober back in the day.

    • @coachmcguirk6297
      @coachmcguirk6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just imagine... one more "b" and he would be mark robber, the criminal mastermind.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Huggbees is the type of guy able to use a “Yo momma” joke and still make it funny.

    • @Gaminghunter2000
      @Gaminghunter2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yo momma jokes are the funniest shit?????

    • @darthraider450
      @darthraider450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Gaminghunter2000 that's what she said

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just imagined this in his voice and you're so right

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mattcolbo tho

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember the tequila video where he said “then, the agave is placed into a machine called ‘tu madre gordo’.”

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Somehow I didn’t anticipate Defunctland making a guest appearance in a theme park related video.

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      exactly like it’s the right place for it but it makes sense

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such a welcome surprise, my expectations got subverted for sure

    • @NewfieMan98
      @NewfieMan98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I saw the community post about an amusement park video I was like "huh, imagine if he got Kevin in. How would that work? Nah."

    • @thegooldash2443
      @thegooldash2443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At first i thought it was the intro to a defunctland video so my surprise was doubled when i heard kevin

    • @armygamelover
      @armygamelover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting a GP to Enthusiast cameo, if anything

  • @MrCupcake946
    @MrCupcake946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial

  • @thunderbro7
    @thunderbro7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    It's actually hilarious how close parts of this are to the original training video.

    • @christopherprivett3344
      @christopherprivett3344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 literally.... what?

    • @PhrogOfficial
      @PhrogOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@christopherprivett3344 Its a bot, just report it

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love the pfp dude

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sosexyimsexy2567 you're right, that was my favorite quote form this video

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.

  • @Plasmacore_V
    @Plasmacore_V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Remember:
    if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride.
    Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If they could afford a lawyer they'd have gone to Disney.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor fair, fair statement

  • @kevinkohr1695
    @kevinkohr1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Definitely a federal agent

    • @queefcheif9306
      @queefcheif9306 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He obtained it through a dream given to him by God

  • @Plan-xb1hs
    @Plan-xb1hs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.

    • @DeagleGamesTV
      @DeagleGamesTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      should have paid entry explicitly with late 90's early 2000's mountain dew cans.

    • @augusth8895
      @augusth8895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Get the tickets online, they’re cheaper

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That section of operations is covered in the Advanced Topics Addendum.

    • @1piemanpie
      @1piemanpie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clearly you've never been to a six flags park

    • @chrisfrommrbeast
      @chrisfrommrbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I once was going to go to Cedar Point, but then a small hurricane hit it on the day we were supposed to go. Haven't gone still.

  • @imustbecrazy5626
    @imustbecrazy5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual.
    We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager.
    A lot of kids went missing in 1998.
    But that never left the park.
    What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.

    • @burnttoast9081
      @burnttoast9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If this is true, I'm certainly not surprised there are pedos in Disney Park Management.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@burnttoast9081 pedos TARGET jobs at places like that.

    • @tangyturtle8745
      @tangyturtle8745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@burnttoast9081 I'm like 90% sure OP was joking

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I thought you were supposed to point out kids that could replace the dead ones on "it's a small world"

    • @TheSonicsean
      @TheSonicsean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Whew, thank God I was an ugly kid. I made it out ok

  • @ievyer
    @ievyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:58 "claim your prize"
    i love huggbees videos

    • @thisguyplays71
      @thisguyplays71 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just claimed my prize, get yours today

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.

    • @SpicyButterflyWings
      @SpicyButterflyWings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Like the video said, legally they have to allow it, but they don't have to agree or advocate for disabled people wanting to enjoy amusement parks.

    • @phsyco_gaming6262
      @phsyco_gaming6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass

    • @joeyvindictive3552
      @joeyvindictive3552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phsyco_gaming6262 I can't tell if you're joking. My ex also has type 1 but she was perfectly capable of standing in line 🤣

  • @ThePuzzledboy
    @ThePuzzledboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this.
    How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source?
    Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.

    • @Huggbees
      @Huggbees  2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Been watching YTP's for about 11 years now. They're in my blood.

    • @borby4584
      @borby4584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which YTP is this referring to?

    • @ThePuzzledboy
      @ThePuzzledboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@borby4584 "Seeder Point" by DaThings.

  • @clownfromclowntown
    @clownfromclowntown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Being from Ohio, I gotta say cedar point is the only thing keeping us from just embracing the corn fields and disappearing off this plane of existence

    • @MetanoiaMan
      @MetanoiaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget the abandoned factories!

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MetanoiaMan we’re not all like Cleveland luckily

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sml2k186 unfortunately I am from Cleveland

    • @porguinturtle3854
      @porguinturtle3854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sml2k186 y’all are probably just like corn, void, and Cleveland

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁
      I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “You’re only getting older”
    Me: It hurts

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the dead silence was what hurt the most.

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Straight off the recording of a podcast episode, Andrew has created another banger.

    • @erismason3441
      @erismason3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think using the word "banger" draws the porn bots in faster.

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Did you really get Kevin Perjurer to read that ending?
    You're legendary

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also had to double take...

    • @CMBlue
      @CMBlue ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit was like a marvel post credits scene

  • @josephshindell4530
    @josephshindell4530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "On holidays up to 5 children lost is acceptable" killed me 😭

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I've been to Cedar Point, this is exactly what happens, I remember how much fear I could sense in the employees

  • @marcosfern777
    @marcosfern777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The “grandma will live another year, probably” implies that they keep you there as a park empty for a whole year

  • @TehDPeh
    @TehDPeh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This might be about a specific park but totally reflects the same experience you’ll have at ANY Cedar Point property. Completely accurate.

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Up in ohio by Lake Erie there is a cedar point park called Cedar Point

  • @sjk5326
    @sjk5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As someone who actually is a ride operator, I wish this is what our training was like

  • @boxinajar3143
    @boxinajar3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    So smart to get the Perj to help with this project! Absolutely hilarious to hear him outside of Defunctland. Another smash hit!

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      exactly the funniest part is that my brain is hardwired to accept whatever he says as fact when it comes to theme parks so i kinda nodded along to it

  • @redbeard716
    @redbeard716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!!
    *shakes fist /throws out back*

  • @jim_is_missing
    @jim_is_missing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As someone that worked at cedar point, this is the exact training video I was showed when I started.
    It's very informative.

    • @evervirescent
      @evervirescent ปีที่แล้ว

      i heard that they wiped employees’ memories after they left, but i guess that’s just a rumor

    • @nikolasperez7745
      @nikolasperez7745 ปีที่แล้ว

      How hard were the Barbagazis to deal with?

  • @tabby5228
    @tabby5228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Man, this takes me back. Worked there years ago, and it all feels too recent. Especially the invasion.

  • @iana1641
    @iana1641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Defunctland will turn a sane man into a themepark nutter. I will never be the same.

  • @TheScienceNerd100
    @TheScienceNerd100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.

  • @yabattler
    @yabattler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.

  • @snapkickUUUU
    @snapkickUUUU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.

  • @zaneworldslayer
    @zaneworldslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think one of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is how dense the jokes are packed in to the whole video.

  • @samsonk2077
    @samsonk2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    9:36
    In order to refill the fire extinguisher, would you use a refilling machine or just a regular filling machine?

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dont you fucking talk about refilling machines, we all signed a pact and I expect you to hold to it

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 the pact was broken 20 years ago after the filling machine wars kicked off

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sml2k186 Just because some people choose not to be patriots because of a little skirmish doesnt mean I do. These colors dont run

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Lol I'm sorry... WHAT?
      I feel like I'm missing out on some lore here...

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor they’re talking about the filling machine wars

  • @simonwaffleman
    @simonwaffleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I didn't read the description before playing. Love the inclusion of Defunctland.
    Caught me off guard and laughed my ass off.

  • @gavind351
    @gavind351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"

  • @lucid2957
    @lucid2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Your videos really do genuinely make my day better(or at least that hour of the day). I don't know how one person can be so funny.

  • @RedxCarmine
    @RedxCarmine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I loved Cedar Point as a kid. Can confirm all of this is true. The cocaine really did wear off!

  • @fredrickseiler4492
    @fredrickseiler4492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cedar Point is actually a super fucking cool amusement park. This is great.

  • @Kurtikai69
    @Kurtikai69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:22 favourite quote of the video

  • @tescomealdeal9901
    @tescomealdeal9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:08 Depends on the popstar in question.

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "None of the rides have a girth limit, excluding your mother"
    That might have been the most naturally-placed roast of all time what

  • @TaiZidek
    @TaiZidek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hearing Kevin's voice made me so happy! Defunctland is one of my favorite channels!

  • @31704
    @31704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "World ending corn dogs" made me laugh more than it should have.

  • @Saavedra765
    @Saavedra765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man you just got off of doing the official podcast now TH-cam this is great

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Enda Solac 👍🏿 gay

  • @x_dexie1991
    @x_dexie1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Directions unclear, where do we hide the kids when they stop breathing so we don't get another lawsuit?

    • @ChaoticAphrodite
      @ChaoticAphrodite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where do you think ride grease comes from?

    • @x_dexie1991
      @x_dexie1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it came from the cats and dogs we confiscate at the gate

    • @Jadriam
      @Jadriam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x_dexie1991 I thought that's what the fake dogs were made from? I need to re-watch the training video now.

    • @mrwoodchuck94
      @mrwoodchuck94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the trash compactor

  • @dansintheband
    @dansintheband 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can confirm that Worlds Of Fun is doing just fine and gearing up for another season of avoiding lawsuits.

    • @karnickel-s33d16
      @karnickel-s33d16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad was able to buy his first car because he split his head open on the Timber Wolf.

  • @calla6141
    @calla6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a Michigander that works at Cedar Point I can say that this video is 100% true

  • @shifty913
    @shifty913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"

  • @Ravi_34
    @Ravi_34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are a legend, I love Kevin and his content! One of the best videos you’ve made so far.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These two guys are great, especially Dickkinsel, though he does sound like he would talk to me about FastPasses

  • @sml2k186
    @sml2k186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who worked for cedar fair, I can confirm this is the crazy shit we’ve had to see while working

  • @anthonyhalstead6854
    @anthonyhalstead6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.

  • @stygian4029
    @stygian4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought I’d never hear “cedar point” again after moving to california. This made me smile. So many good memories there

  • @molestingfood
    @molestingfood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i had to watch this very video for work once, so its hilarious seeing this more comical rendition 10/10

  • @PSroka
    @PSroka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    please more of this, it was perfect ♥️

  • @sonarium3542
    @sonarium3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:30
    *it really is lonely out here in the mid-west*
    -Someone that lives in Southeast Indiana

    • @TheMasturbaker
      @TheMasturbaker ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you got stranger things

  • @MotJ949
    @MotJ949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like this is the era of “America’s Roller Coast, celebrating 125 years of cheap thrills”

  • @ottoossy
    @ottoossy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream
    (i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)

  • @SwellHell.
    @SwellHell. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Desire the children” -Huggbees 2022

  • @Hallwo_333
    @Hallwo_333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DUDE I can't believe you got Defunctland on this, these videos just keep getting better

  • @NailTransGayming
    @NailTransGayming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The surprise defunctland cameo had me screaming. Top tier content as always.

  • @upside-downsmore9437
    @upside-downsmore9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the ride girth limit joke has multiple layers lmao

  • @PaulyPop
    @PaulyPop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10
    It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school
    Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency.
    Feel free treat this comment as a AMA

    • @fdss-el6lt
      @fdss-el6lt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do i breathe

    • @am_chicken
      @am_chicken 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They ever ask you to hide stuff from health inspectors or anything like that?
      Or hiding less than ideal/safe things from the customers?

  • @SethWistful
    @SethWistful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your editing is so subtle and gentle, it's part of the secret sauce to make me laugh my butt off

  • @zorin79
    @zorin79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wonderful video and quite a treat to hear Mr. DEFUNCTLAND HIMSELF!

  • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
    @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:54 I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Alexes actually exist. I was an Alex.

    • @augusth8895
      @augusth8895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaivac duty?

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@augusth8895 bruh I wish we had a Kaivac lmaoooo

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just started working at Disney, now I'm jealous of Cedar Point

  • @prodmvp
    @prodmvp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This will forever be my greatest introduction to a channel ever

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how you can tell this is the most accurate one yet because of all the comments saying so

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like this was the employee briefing for action park.

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These training videos are hilarious!!!! More please!

  • @TinkersKustomPaintball
    @TinkersKustomPaintball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely one of my favorite videos. Training videos from the 90s are always wacky

  • @LegendaryKazooMann1936
    @LegendaryKazooMann1936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this so much!!
    Currently working at a job at an amusement park and I'll have to share this with some of my co workers :)

  • @50shadesofu80
    @50shadesofu80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just pissed someone's pants

  • @GermiesCoasterYard
    @GermiesCoasterYard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a Cedar Point employee, I can confirm this video to be accurate.

  • @LeeDeeLee7
    @LeeDeeLee7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your best video yet! Keep up the great work! 👍

  • @fireboy93939
    @fireboy93939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the greatest video ive ever seen so far. unbelievable

  • @reeloriginal3359
    @reeloriginal3359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.

  • @antisocial5721
    @antisocial5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Are they trained to know the difference between a filling and rinsing machine?

  • @mezmerizer0266
    @mezmerizer0266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need much much more of a series like this. More specifically, employee training videos.

  • @badatgaming
    @badatgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this. I wish I could smuggle the Knott's Berry Farm training videos out for you.

  • @jamiibear
    @jamiibear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As someone who works in an amusement park as a ride operator, I can say that these all are true.

  • @cameronlowery3424
    @cameronlowery3424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bruno Mars 4:54

  • @friendlybear4977
    @friendlybear4977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Kevin Purjurer's videos. What a collab!

  • @Lkendrick
    @Lkendrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the best video you’ve made Hugg!

  • @BigScreamingBaby
    @BigScreamingBaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man the current owner of cedar point sounds like he knows a lot about theme parks

  • @d1_v_1ne
    @d1_v_1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Remember to take a moment each day to contemplate how much better your life would have been if you went to college.
    -He was referring to me

  • @villainouschance3182
    @villainouschance3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The defunctland cameo was unexpected to be sure but amazing

  • @neking03
    @neking03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I worked a few summers at an amusement park in New Hampshire that looked a lot like this one. I wouldn't say it was soul crushing, but that has been said by others who worked there.

    • @swordage
      @swordage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even visiting Canobie is soul-crushing, much less working there.

  • @joshdoesstuff763
    @joshdoesstuff763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 0:40 he offered her flowers. She returned the favor by potentially paralyzing him?????

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had to hit pause several times to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @isaiahkithcart5181
    @isaiahkithcart5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude working there as a ride operator 👌for 3 years loving this video

  • @TMNT39
    @TMNT39 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright this is definitely up there as one of my favorite overdubs you’ve done