@@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"
I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!
I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.
@@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.
I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.
this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!
"Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial
I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!
That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.
First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this. How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source? Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.
Remember: if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride. Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.
The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.
I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass
The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual. We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager. A lot of kids went missing in 1998. But that never left the park. What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.
As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.
As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.
As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.
It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.
Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!! *shakes fist /throws out back*
What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁 I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"
Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point
I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"
Look man idk if this means anything to you but your vids always put a smile on my face no matter the times. I could be shitting out a huge glass covered cactus during my 4th year level quantum thermodynamics final, or I could be just depresso espresso, or I could be dreaming about my crush liking me back, it really doesn’t matter, your off brand comedy always makes me smile. So thank you :)
I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10 It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency. Feel free treat this comment as a AMA
My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.
as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream (i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)
I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.
I worked a few summers at an amusement park in New Hampshire that looked a lot like this one. I wouldn't say it was soul crushing, but that has been said by others who worked there.
I'm the rides/attractions team manager at a local amusement park and that lost kids part is actually shockingly accurate, those numbers pretty well line up with what we actually see... I also feel like this video is how some of my employees got their training.
Big thanks to Defunctland for helping with this video. Check out Kevin's channel for more Amusement Park based content: th-cam.com/users/Defunctland
@Enda Solac 👍🏿 is uncensored s*x a new amusement park?
The man! I unironically pogged when I herd his voice.
Dude. Disable links in comments. These bots are the worst.
Nicely done it’s crazy think your content is getting better after every upload
Me impersonating Arnold SwartzenGerman: I hereth thee thankith thee I hereth thee thank thee with much more than much.
Thank you for spreading awareness about this. I hate it when people get away with eating ice cream without a license.
O0○ㅇHㅐ!
_Those_ types o' ppl really melt my scoops...
🍦bastards..!
🔥
🤬
Honestly me too bro I especially hate it when those same bastards feed it to their children as well. This is highly unethical😡
It’s a true shame people just think they can go around willie nillie eating ice cream without a license truly
The worst kind of criminals
Aw crap
“All rides have a height limit, but some, excluding your mother, have a girth limit.” Just brilliant!
Lovely that your mother is a ride is it not?
Y'all heard of the new ride? It's called "Tú madre es gorda".
@@Issame-xu5ur that is the single worst ride name I have heard in the past 2 years. The crematorium creamery would bring more profits with it's slogan of "how does grandpa taste as a fire type?"
I've been to Cedar Point many times, and this is completely accurate. One time I was riding the Gemini, and a steel beam came loose and nearly tore my nose off (old coaster, it happens). Thankfully once the ride was over, a kind employee rushed over to me and reminded me not to bleed out in front of other guests. Safety first!
Omg I'm so happy you're okay
glad you’re ok that does not sound like a hoot and a holler. At least you weren’t eating ice cream without a license.
I forget what park I went to as a kid, but it had that ride where you sit in a seat, it brings you wayyyy up and then drops you. Well I was too small for it I guess because my shoulders came out of the harness and I had to grab onto the chair on the way down. 0/10 never tried that again, still won't, no thanks.
@@damiencouturee6240 happened to me, too at lagoon when i was 8 or 9. too small to ride it and didn't notice i was falling out of it as the ride dropped, but my dad grabbed me.
BROOOO I WAS ON THE OTHER COASTER WHEN THAT HAPPENED, i saw it hit you
As an Ohioan who has gone to Cedar Point at least once a year for my entire life, I support this video.
Same!!! ❤️
I live 8 hours south of Sandusky, and I've only been to Cedar Point twice. But I'm a huge coaster enthusiast, and I want to go back as soon as possible. Not to mention how beautiful Lake Erie is from the top of Millennium Force or Top Thrill Dragster.
Same!
As a Michigander who loves cedar point I can say with full confidence that Ohio sucks. (Besides cedar point)
The one thing I miss after moving to the west from Cleveland. Such an amazing park
this whole thing was hilarious, especially the reminder that time is a cruel mistress that will never cease to make us feel bad about the inevitable. and the defunctland feature! love 'em!
I saw it as either way you're fucked cause everywhere sucks. But so what lol.
"It's your duty to remind guests to NEVER get pregnant,because that involves having sex and that is gross" lol
It’s not a joke
@@Raychases1fan your mom's a joke.
@@Raychases1fanIndeed, Huggbees only speaks the truth!
Somehow I didn’t anticipate Defunctland making a guest appearance in a theme park related video.
exactly like it’s the right place for it but it makes sense
Such a welcome surprise, my expectations got subverted for sure
When I saw the community post about an amusement park video I was like "huh, imagine if he got Kevin in. How would that work? Nah."
At first i thought it was the intro to a defunctland video so my surprise was doubled when i heard kevin
I was expecting a GP to Enthusiast cameo, if anything
"Cleaning the park is a mandatory part of your duties, and it's important that our park stays clean so out ticket prices can stay high" sounded so much like a Roller Coaster Tycoon tutorial
"TO KEEP OUR HANDYMEN ON THE PAYROLL, PRETEND TO FIND A PROBLEM ON THE RIDE YOU'RE ASSIGNED TO"
as a ride op....
yes.
Andyluc is that you? You friggin nerd
“And then flirt with the cute ones and date them” like I did. 🤣
I am a former Cedar Point employee and I would like to know how you obtained this video? This breaks all safety protocol showing this to the general public and puts everyone at a disadvantage in the yearly off season war. Many people will now be buried in those blue and red rides uniforms, those yellow sweeperette uniforms, and those green and purple games uniforms!
Definitely a federal agent
He obtained it through a dream given to him by God
"All amusement parks are equal, but some amusement parks need Mark Rober to expose their scam games", Huggbees Cooders, 2022.
when I learnt about the carnival games tricks, I pledged to never play one for the rest of my life.
@Enda Solac 👍🏿 begone bot, back to your cesspit.
@Enda Solac 👍🏿Thy shall not simp
I knew Mark Rober. He's LDS and my nickname for him was Brober back in the day.
Just imagine... one more "b" and he would be mark robber, the criminal mastermind.
Huggbees is the type of guy able to use a “Yo momma” joke and still make it funny.
Yo momma jokes are the funniest shit?????
@@Gaminghunter2000 that's what she said
I just imagined this in his voice and you're so right
Mattcolbo tho
I remember the tequila video where he said “then, the agave is placed into a machine called ‘tu madre gordo’.”
It's actually hilarious how close parts of this are to the original training video.
@@sosexyimsexy2567 literally.... what?
@@christopherprivett3344 Its a bot, just report it
Love the pfp dude
@@sosexyimsexy2567 you're right, that was my favorite quote form this video
That’s the whole premise of this channel. He makes a crude approximation of the original, but with outlandish descriptions rather than real ones. If you look at some of the original How It’s Made videos, you’ll see that he always roughly follows the original in his video.
First Crystal Pepsi, then Outside In, now this.
How is it every time someone makes a YTP, it's not long before you make a joke dub with the same source?
Testament to the Grindset, though. Mad respect, regardless.
Been watching YTP's for about 11 years now. They're in my blood.
Which YTP is this referring to?
@@borby4584 "Seeder Point" by DaThings.
Remember:
if a kid isn't tall enough to ride and Karen says, "But they let him go on it before!" or "The manager said he could ride anyway" then it's okay to let them ride.
Also if a guest asks you to ignore safety rules and says "It's okay, I won't sue." Then not only will something _definitely_ not go wrong but they really won't sue.
If they could afford a lawyer they'd have gone to Disney.
@@Stop_Gooning fair, fair statement
5:58 "claim your prize"
i love huggbees videos
I just claimed my prize, get yours today
Straight off the recording of a podcast episode, Andrew has created another banger.
I think using the word "banger" draws the porn bots in faster.
With injured guests, remember ABC:
A
Bone
Coming out of your body is very bad
Teeth are bones.
@@Stop_Gooning No, teeth are teeth
@@rowboat10 I respectfully disagree.
@@Stop_Gooning are you saying that teeth aren't teeth?
@@rowboat10 It certainly appears that way.
The handicap part is sadly still alive and well. I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain and they decided to smash their flashpass line and ADA line together so even though I'm going to a different line I have to ask people to let me by so I can get to it. That went about as well as you'd expect.
Like the video said, legally they have to allow it, but they don't have to agree or advocate for disabled people wanting to enjoy amusement parks.
I went to 6 flags with my ex a couple of times who has type 1 diabetes and they gave her the ADA pass. At our 6 flags, the ADA line is literally the exit line which is separete from the flash pass
@@phsyco_gaming6262 I can't tell if you're joking. My ex also has type 1 but she was perfectly capable of standing in line 🤣
9:36
In order to refill the fire extinguisher, would you use a refilling machine or just a regular filling machine?
Dont you fucking talk about refilling machines, we all signed a pact and I expect you to hold to it
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 the pact was broken 20 years ago after the filling machine wars kicked off
@@sml2k186 Just because some people choose not to be patriots because of a little skirmish doesnt mean I do. These colors dont run
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Lol I'm sorry... WHAT?
I feel like I'm missing out on some lore here...
@@Stop_Gooning they’re talking about the filling machine wars
The 'pay attention to the kids' part is actually in the Disney manual.
We got credits for pointing out "sexy" kids to our manager.
A lot of kids went missing in 1998.
But that never left the park.
What happened in Disney stayed in Disney.
If this is true, I'm certainly not surprised there are pedos in Disney Park Management.
@@burnttoast9081 pedos TARGET jobs at places like that.
@@burnttoast9081 I'm like 90% sure OP was joking
I thought you were supposed to point out kids that could replace the dead ones on "it's a small world"
Whew, thank God I was an ugly kid. I made it out ok
So smart to get the Perj to help with this project! Absolutely hilarious to hear him outside of Defunctland. Another smash hit!
exactly the funniest part is that my brain is hardwired to accept whatever he says as fact when it comes to theme parks so i kinda nodded along to it
As someone who has had the displeasure of going to Cedar Point, I’m shocked that there wasn’t a segment of the training video about how to ignore, mistreat and talk down to customers trying to buy tickets at the front gate.
should have paid entry explicitly with late 90's early 2000's mountain dew cans.
Get the tickets online, they’re cheaper
That section of operations is covered in the Advanced Topics Addendum.
Clearly you've never been to a six flags park
I once was going to go to Cedar Point, but then a small hurricane hit it on the day we were supposed to go. Haven't gone still.
Did you really get Kevin Perjurer to read that ending?
You're legendary
I also had to double take...
Shit was like a marvel post credits scene
As someone that worked at cedar point, this is the exact training video I was showed when I started.
It's very informative.
i heard that they wiped employees’ memories after they left, but i guess that’s just a rumor
How hard were the Barbagazis to deal with?
This might be about a specific park but totally reflects the same experience you’ll have at ANY Cedar Point property. Completely accurate.
Up in ohio by Lake Erie there is a cedar point park called Cedar Point
As someone who used to be a ride operator at a themepark, this was the best thing I've ever seen. Pretty spot on with how close to the surface the "safety [not getting sued] is our first priority" thing runs through all of the training.
As a former theme park ride operator, they used this same video to train us. Thank you for sharing with everyone how safe they will be with our proper training.
It's butts nuts how long you've been able to keep this gimmick fresh, finding new styles and jokes the entire way, and I'd say this is easily one of your best, next to the Inside Out one.
Dammit man!! I worked there in 1998!! Why you gotta bring up nostalgia from when I was younger and didn't have so many responsibilities!!
*shakes fist /throws out back*
As someone who actually is a ride operator, I wish this is what our training was like
I didn't read the description before playing. Love the inclusion of Defunctland.
Caught me off guard and laughed my ass off.
Man, this takes me back. Worked there years ago, and it all feels too recent. Especially the invasion.
We've found one.
Your videos really do genuinely make my day better(or at least that hour of the day). I don't know how one person can be so funny.
I've been to Cedar Point, this is exactly what happens, I remember how much fear I could sense in the employees
Defunctland will turn a sane man into a themepark nutter. I will never be the same.
The “grandma will live another year, probably” implies that they keep you there as a park empty for a whole year
I think one of my favorite aspects of this whole thing is how dense the jokes are packed in to the whole video.
Hearing Kevin's voice made me so happy! Defunctland is one of my favorite channels!
"On holidays up to 5 children lost is acceptable" killed me 😭
Being from Ohio, I gotta say cedar point is the only thing keeping us from just embracing the corn fields and disappearing off this plane of existence
Don't forget the abandoned factories!
@@MetanoiaMan we’re not all like Cleveland luckily
@@sml2k186 unfortunately I am from Cleveland
@@sml2k186 y’all are probably just like corn, void, and Cleveland
What about tires/rubber, steel, automotive, seaports, hygene products, chemicals, grocery store/food companies, cherries, berries, apples, pears, plums, higher education, pigs/pork, vegetables, other theme parks, hay/alfalfa, cultural arts/music, sports/hockey, and NOT being Detroit?? 😁😁😁
I forgot WKRP in Cincinnati... 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
“You’re only getting older”
Me: It hurts
the dead silence was what hurt the most.
I now have to meet with my supervisor for watching this video during work. I was in tears the whole time then when Defunctland started talking. I screamed "Fuck yeah!"
Never seen a cedar point nor was aware of its existence before this video but after watching, I can absolutely confirm this is accurate and I now want to work at cedar point
Was only aware of it because of Brewstew lol
I remember one time my school's choir tried to get people onto a field trip to cedar point. I was sick when that day arrived (and I wasn't planning on going anyway) so I stayed home. It ended up raining the day they went and around 20 people got sick and they all described the park to me as "boring when without friends"
Isn't everything boring without friends?
@@Gr3nadgr3gory No.
@@Gr3nadgr3gory No.
That depends. Depends on how many drugs you are currently on
DUDE I can't believe you got Defunctland on this, these videos just keep getting better
Man you just got off of doing the official podcast now TH-cam this is great
@Enda Solac 👍🏿 gay
please more of this, it was perfect ♥️
Cedar Point is actually a super fucking cool amusement park. This is great.
I thought I’d never hear “cedar point” again after moving to california. This made me smile. So many good memories there
You are a legend, I love Kevin and his content! One of the best videos you’ve made so far.
This will forever be my greatest introduction to a channel ever
Can confirm that Worlds Of Fun is doing just fine and gearing up for another season of avoiding lawsuits.
My dad was able to buy his first car because he split his head open on the Timber Wolf.
Wonderful video and quite a treat to hear Mr. DEFUNCTLAND HIMSELF!
As a Michigander that works at Cedar Point I can say that this video is 100% true
Look man idk if this means anything to you but your vids always put a smile on my face no matter the times. I could be shitting out a huge glass covered cactus during my 4th year level quantum thermodynamics final, or I could be just depresso espresso, or I could be dreaming about my crush liking me back, it really doesn’t matter, your off brand comedy always makes me smile.
So thank you :)
"World ending corn dogs" made me laugh more than it should have.
The surprise defunctland cameo had me screaming. Top tier content as always.
I loved Cedar Point as a kid. Can confirm all of this is true. The cocaine really did wear off!
I love this. I wish I could smuggle the Knott's Berry Farm training videos out for you.
"None of the rides have a girth limit, excluding your mother"
That might have been the most naturally-placed roast of all time what
One of the greatest crossovers in TH-cam history.
As someone who worked for cedar fair, I can confirm this is the crazy shit we’ve had to see while working
The defunctland cameo was unexpected to be sure but amazing
These two guys are great, especially Dickkinsel, though he does sound like he would talk to me about FastPasses
Thanks to this video I've helped out 3 amusement parks and only been arrested twice!
2:22 favourite quote of the video
I'm getting far too many laughs from these 😄Thanks for all the chuckles.
hi phantom strider
@@jimsanders69420 Hiya Jim 🙂 Hope you're having a pleasant week
I feel like this is the era of “America’s Roller Coast, celebrating 125 years of cheap thrills”
I love the corpritist dystopia you build in these videos, such a fun apocalypse.
Too bad we're just stuck with drowning and drought...
These training videos are hilarious!!!! More please!
Your editing is so subtle and gentle, it's part of the secret sauce to make me laugh my butt off
I’ve worked at one of cedar point’s amusement parks. 6/10
It mostly depends on how many employees are hired and their attitude. Unfortunately my team was mostly around the 16-18 age and their work effort wasn’t all their. But can’t blame them, they are only in high school
Worked in food and beverage department and sadly the supervisors didn’t put more focus on safety but instead wanted more efficiency.
Feel free treat this comment as a AMA
How do i breathe
They ever ask you to hide stuff from health inspectors or anything like that?
Or hiding less than ideal/safe things from the customers?
Dude working there as a ride operator 👌for 3 years loving this video
Directions unclear, where do we hide the kids when they stop breathing so we don't get another lawsuit?
Where do you think ride grease comes from?
I thought it came from the cats and dogs we confiscate at the gate
@@x_dexie1991 I thought that's what the fake dogs were made from? I need to re-watch the training video now.
In the trash compactor
My favorite part of this video was being able to recognize the coasters that still exist from just a brief second of looking at them. So many good memories here.
2:08 Depends on the popstar in question.
This is hysterical, this was filmed the first year I worked at Cedar Point and I recognize people in the video.
as a local native who goes here every year i can attest you need a license to eat icecream
(i have now realized someone else also commented this, hello ohio friends)
This is a good followup to Seeder Point, thank you
I worked at Carowinds recently (a sister park under Cedar Fair) and the orientation video they played for everyone was extremely similar to this one. Very outdated.
My mom used to work at cedar point and she was trained by these exact videos. She was laughing the entire time
10:30
*it really is lonely out here in the mid-west*
-Someone that lives in Southeast Indiana
At least you got stranger things
I love how Defunctland narrates too 😍 classic
As a Cedar Point employee, I can confirm this video to be accurate.
I love this so much!!
Currently working at a job at an amusement park and I'll have to share this with some of my co workers :)
“Desire the children” -Huggbees 2022
This video didn’t let me breathe for a second, my god. I wish it never ended
I just started working at Disney, now I'm jealous of Cedar Point
I like how you can tell this is the most accurate one yet because of all the comments saying so
As someone who works in an amusement park as a ride operator, I can say that these all are true.
Having watched enough training videos working retail and theme parks, I was *not* expecting parody! What a welcome hilarious surprise.
I had to hit pause several times to catch my breath from laughing so hard.
Definitely one of my favorite videos. Training videos from the 90s are always wacky
I feel like this was the employee briefing for action park.
I love Kevin Purjurer's videos. What a collab!
Are they trained to know the difference between a filling and rinsing machine?
I worked a few summers at an amusement park in New Hampshire that looked a lot like this one. I wouldn't say it was soul crushing, but that has been said by others who worked there.
Even visiting Canobie is soul-crushing, much less working there.
the ride girth limit joke has multiple layers lmao
Just like your mom
I'm the rides/attractions team manager at a local amusement park and that lost kids part is actually shockingly accurate, those numbers pretty well line up with what we actually see... I also feel like this video is how some of my employees got their training.