Joe J I literally checked the captions lol I was like oh okay then....and then they made the comment about the circular cut outs never being cleaned and the cameraman having a cold. I realized right away this is no regular “ How it’s Made “ lol
Fun fact, my mom once forgot to remove the cardboard bottom of a frozen pizza when she served it to us. We didn't notice anything was wrong until we looked at the rest of the pizza.
I’m pretty sure the tomato sauce is actually the blood of Italian kids kidnapped from Italy (for flavor and uthenticity” to be made into tomato sauce and also used for the meat toppings to save costs
@@Popebug I clicked on the video believing it was the real show. When he started talking about the beast ushering in 1000 years of darkness, I began to have doubts
I love how it starts seemingly very normal and you could almost confuse it for the real thing but by the end you are questioning reality and laughing at the phrase "most pizzas are made by waterfalls"
As long as you got it by the time the announcer said the cameraman had a cold, you're good. My first clue that something wasn't right was 'dough anus.'
whats funny is that my school restricts most youtube videos and only lets us watch educational videos on our school accounts, but they dont ban these videos, and im guessing its because they think they're actual "how its made" videos.
The pizzas made in this video are the cheapo ones. That brand has been around awhile and I have eaten it from time to time. It's technically a pizza, but just barely. Not enough cheese, not enough toppings, but dirt cheap. I still get these cheapo pizzas sometimes because they're actually not horribly bad for you. Due to the minimal toppings, not a whole lot of calories. Toss on some "Italian Spices" and some garlic powder and cook up just right and it's decent.
if you like high quality stuff, why not make it on your own? knead the dough, shred the toppings, even buy mozzarela curds and turn them to fresh mozzarela at home, then put it in a stone oven above burning wood. viola.
I forgot to add: most people think it has to be in Oven forever, but that's not true, when it's cooked, remove it from oven. also cooking the pizza alone will not "as some people hypothesize" end your hunger, you'd have to actually eat it.
@@belalabusultan5911 Thank you for sharing this, and for being so positive and NOT chastising towards me. I know I sound like a first-class money-hungry asshole having written that, but I'm definitely screenshotting this and trying it with some wheat flour maybe. (edit: spelling)
“Any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell” I’ll tell you, it’s hard to make me laugh irl with a youtube video. Especially as loud as I just did. But you did it.
0:48 This powerful machine needs almost 30 horsepowers to knead the dough. There 29 horses are regularly replaced by new ones and recycled into pizza toppings.
"Sausage and carrots." "To make the dough for the crust, they combine Flour, Salt, Cornmeal, Water, Yeast, and Flour in a large mixer." "Then they add a bit of cornmeal for flavor." If none of that triggered that something was amiss with this How It's Made, "Plump dough anus" probably did.
That conveyor line was outright chaos. Meat, cheese and sauce flying and falling down everywhere. The inflated price of frozen pizza makes perfect sense now.
> Never ever washed. True, we aren't a restaurant to do it like this. But when it comes to routine maintenance depending on the level those are actually changed out, etc.
As someone who made pizza by hand for years, these are the sorriest excuses for pizza I've ever seen. There's no love. No soul. Almost no cheese at all
I see you everywhere. You haunt me. First it was every Pegasus vid, now it’s every video I click on. Next it will be outside with a knife. Your comments fill me with dread. They are always there under the video waiting mockingly for me to run into them. Do I run? Do I call someone? Options are running out.
Yes. Off camera, the cheese waterfall can be seen stretching all the way to the moon. This is how all pizza factories acquire their cheese, but they don't let anyone know, as environment preservationists are highly opposed to the exploitation of the moon for its natural resource.
MY TEACHER JUST PLAYED THIS IN COOKING CLASS OH MY GOD 😭😭 BEFORE SHE PLAYED THE VIDEO SHE SAID "The person speaking has a bit of an... attitude." SO THAT MEANS SHE WATCHED IT AND PLAYED IT ANYWAY????
I remember finding your channel a year or so ago at 2am and half tanked thinking it was a legit “How it’s made” show. I spat out my cereal laughing when I caught on to the satire lol. Keep up the vids mate. Always great to have a good laugh these days
"The sun god is consulted for final judgement on all pizzas. Any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell."
I felt that
4:26
@@shen144 e
YES. OXTOS THE MIGHTY CASTS HIS HOT, EVER-JUDGING GAZE UPON US ALL.
Bloons td players ahahahhahahahahha
"i felt that" what the hell do you do every friday night and why is the sun god involved
When he said “plump dough anus” ngl I was a bit caught off guard
I caught me off guard too 😑😅
lmao
same lmao
Joe J I literally checked the captions lol I was like oh okay then....and then they made the comment about the circular cut outs never being cleaned and the cameraman having a cold. I realized right away this is no regular “ How it’s Made “ lol
Brilliant line tbh
“The Divorce-O-Matic separates the dough!”
On point.
“The dough rises into a plump dough anus“
I’m cracking up in English class right now after hearing that part….! 😅
It sure separated me from mine.
naw man
oh that went over my head lol
“Sausage with carrots” had me raise my first eyebrow
Sammmeeee
@The Hotrod Hobo I raised my 4th
@@yourmomnation2187 I raised all 7
But which is the first eyebrows
I raised my first, second, twenty seventh, nine hundred fourteenth
My day is completed and it just started
Your day starts at 12:30
@@user-wl4ex5fd6j timezones, also that's completely reasonable to get up
Same dude
@@Charlie59876 I know about time zones but noon I wake up at about at the latest 11:00.
Same
I love how he goes from calling the pizza a "staple of the freezer" and "a delicious snack" to calling it "disappointing greasy cardboard"
Life IAN
Also papa johns is a staple of pizza parties but it isn’t good
Fun fact, my mom once forgot to remove the cardboard bottom of a frozen pizza when she served it to us.
We didn't notice anything was wrong until we looked at the rest of the pizza.
@@Kids_Scissors nah they just removed the pizza instead of the cardboard disk on accident
i love how each video starts normal so the teachers have a false sense of security
but then you eventually get to stuff like "plump dough anus"
@Jordan Ramsay Yes
Just...yes
Actually, just... Yes.
I still showed it to my class. We all need a laugh every now and then.
Waterfalls mentioned in the video:
2:36 Tomato Sauce Waterfall
3:23 Cheese Waterfall
3:41 Meat Waterfall
Cool!
Cool!
The only true ally
Thank you for this valuable resource
4:02 Ice Waterfall
2:43 I suddenly got Willie Wonka flashbacks with his 'only chocolate waterfall in the world'
I'm pretty sure that tomato sauce waterfall is actually a rinsing machine being used incorrectly.
It's actually a filling machine in reverse.
Just like the meat and cheese waterfall. This whole factory seems to use rinsing machines wrongly to cut the cost of making pizzas
I’m pretty sure the tomato sauce is actually the blood of Italian kids kidnapped from Italy (for flavor and uthenticity” to be made into tomato sauce and also used for the meat toppings to save costs
I was looking for you!
@@xavierz6687
A little blood and a slice of toe
And The albino kids hair on dough
Heat it up in the stove
And serve up some DiGiorno
I hope the cameraman gets better soon, must suck to have a cold..
It's scary, especially during these times.
But if he just uncold himself using a particle accelerator, known as the microwave oven? Wouldn't be faster than soon? Maybe three or five minutes?
@@EricMacFadden You saw the camera angle, for man this large you need atleast 15-18min on High in an ordinary microwave
Sad about the cameraman getting AIDS.
@@DrBohne and the core will still be cold
2:30 my screen flipped upside down, and I thought for a solid 45 seconds that it was part of the joke
Were you sleepy? 😂
3:12 You can actually hear the air quotes around the word “cheese.”
I can’t
@@3211-m9q CheesEEs topping
It's really waste fiberglass insulation with cheese flavoring.
*Spoiler*
I’m forever chasing the high I felt watching how it’s actually made for the first time believing it was real.
I wish I could have that... I came from the podcast... so I know how sarcastic he is....
Nobody could be that dumb.
@@Popebug I clicked on the video believing it was the real show.
When he started talking about the beast ushering in 1000 years of darkness, I began to have doubts
for me it was the bacon episode
Good avatar I'll never think of Guacamole the same
I love how it starts seemingly very normal and you could almost confuse it for the real thing but by the end you are questioning reality and laughing at the phrase "most pizzas are made by waterfalls"
had me until he said anal XD
i think anyone would be thrown off by the phrases "plump dough anus" and "kid's shitty science fair project" and "some pizzas stick to the ceiling"
@@nuxx1876 you could think its a sarcastic joke, but the end is a slap in the face of reality
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel i dont think swears are normally allowed on how it's made though, most people would probably realize that
@@nuxx1876 not really, you could say "finally a down to earth comedian"
why was i laughing so hard when he said "some pizzas stick to the ceiling. science cannot explain this."
He missed the perfect opportunity to say this....." science cant explain this, but Walter White surely can " 😅😂
@@asem3841 what
i thought your profile picture was the flag of botswanna -_-
lma
Did you think it was funny or something?
Took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize this was a joke
Lol when he said sausage and carrots in the beginning I was like what the hell?
Wait it’s a joke?
@@squeaky5674 yes
I realized this when he said "How do they taste so fresh?" lmao
As long as you got it by the time the announcer said the cameraman had a cold, you're good.
My first clue that something wasn't right was 'dough anus.'
2:38 this is the only pizza waterfall in the world, except for all the other ones found in pizza factories
Bro this shit got me rolling 😂
that was my favorite part LMAO
Pretty sure it was a Willy Wonka and chocolate factory reference lol
4:09 Pretty sure that wasn't an over-wrapping machine. Looked more like a plastic waterfall to me.
XDDDD
pizza factory god here, actually the scientific name for an overwrapping machine is actually a flavor plastic waterfall, sorry to dissapoint, dave
But is it a rinsing machine, or a filling machine?
Lol
Actual first joke in the video: "They end up tasting so fresh when they start out so frozen"
It’s funny how that’s one of the few lines he kept the same from the original, the joke fr writes itself
"how can they taste so fresh when they start so frozen?"
I immediately knew something was up at that moment.
Isn’t that line in the opening segment (i.e. taken from the actual episode)?
@@doomtho42 Yep - the first 30 seconds or so on every episode he follows the original script meticulously. Then it gradually descends into madness.
He narraiates so naturally it took me time to realize he's making jokes
"the dough rises to a plump dough anus"
Same 😂
I'm surprised these pizzas are getting full sauce coverage and not just 1 cup's worth lightly spread in the middle.
This must be the deluxe model
I know right it’s wayyy to much sauce. Then they get a pathetic dusting of cheese.
Sauce is cheap. Toppings are not. If the price of the tomatoes go up, they can just add a little more water. The customers who buy these won't notice.
Or anywhere there's a triangular hole in the cardboard making the pizza visible.
It's balanced by the abysmal dusting of cheese
‘Reed my lips that you currently can’t see’ That’s gold.
Read*
This pizza looks like it's a sad alcoholic dude who would play Overwatch all day without breaks in between with his mom taking care of him.
thats me
OnlyUseMeBlade
Tag me next time
Hmm....thats very specific
@@arejay1820 whatttttt??
"The holes will make the pizza dough faster through production"
Ah yes... speed holes.
Same scientific explanation as go-faster stripes
Simpsons reference!!
I like how long he can go before revealing that he’s not an actual TV show narrator
"Some pizza's stick to the ceiling, science cannot explain this."
XDDDDD
I lost it after he made that statement. That was hilarious. 😂
So the explanation is that the pizzas that stick to the ceiling are actually pizzas from the mirror world.
What about the roof? 💠🔫🕶🎩
some pizza makes my waste line grow. Science cannot explain this
some people says it's a reflection but deep down we all know, it's real
"A flower brush tickles the dough to get it to drop its defenses as its eviscerated by stainless steel rotating spikes" lmao, best line
fr and everybody saying pizza hell is best. this line had me cracking up.
I believe 1:07 "Plump dough anus" is the tipping point of this video where a new watcher will go "Wait a minute what on earth"
definetely not when he said flour was made out of flour
To quote a great man:
"It's not delivery, it's disgusting"
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
Charlie
whats funny is that my school restricts most youtube videos and only lets us watch educational videos on our school accounts, but they dont ban these videos, and im guessing its because they think they're actual "how its made" videos.
@@Akunai_ that's not never then
@@NovaBoi7 what do you mean not never?
@@Akunai_ because you said it was temporarily
@HAM lol
@@Akunai_ how do you know it wasn’t banned? 🤨
I love how “how it’s made” videos are always in plants producing brands you’ve never heard of before.
Those pizzas look like they really suck. I'd still eat one over the sink like a rat, though.
I also eat rats over the sink
The pizzas made in this video are the cheapo ones. That brand has been around awhile and I have eaten it from time to time. It's technically a pizza, but just barely. Not enough cheese, not enough toppings, but dirt cheap. I still get these cheapo pizzas sometimes because they're actually not horribly bad for you. Due to the minimal toppings, not a whole lot of calories. Toss on some "Italian Spices" and some garlic powder and cook up just right and it's decent.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja hey now, its a joke. didn’t have to go that far into the details.
northernlion lmao
same
"cheese waterfall" "meat waterfall"
I'm sorry, I think you mean "Cheesefall" and "Meatfall".
Its cut costs meat so i mean it could be called fall guys
daggerfall
Someone's been watching Wow! It's Made! Again
It’s Tall , Chall and Mall
Cheese cheesefall and meat meatfall
as someone who worked in a pizza plant, this is 100% accurate.
Did you happen to steal a cheese waterfall? I'll pay cash.
@timhinchcliffe5372 naw. It was part of the line itself. Several thousand pounds. Though the way they got rid of me I should have found a way.
How did your communion with the sun god Ra go?
You can hear him almost crack as he says “pizza hell.”
"some pizzas stick to the ceiling, science cannot explain this"
Take that science believers, science can't explain everything!!
its a mirror
@@Yaz42886-zzz no it’s stuck to the ceiling
@@Yaz42886-zzz that's no mirror that's a steel ceiling with pizzas stuck onto it
we can use science to explain why science can explain why it can't explain everything.
Actually as a professional science I can explain this. During processing some pizza’s gain spider powers. And then launch themselves onto the ceiling.
I love how Huggbees was so focused on the waterfall part he didn't even think about the pun Meater Shower
"Disappointing greasy cardboard" is the most accurate description of every single brand of frozen pizza I've ever heard in my entire life.
Dr Oekters Mozzarella Pizza is good
Mikes's with the stuffy crust, oh yes.
if you like high quality stuff, why not make it on your own?
knead the dough, shred the toppings, even buy mozzarela curds and turn them to fresh mozzarela at home, then put it in a stone oven above burning wood.
viola.
I forgot to add: most people think it has to be in Oven forever, but that's not true, when it's cooked, remove it from oven.
also cooking the pizza alone will not "as some people hypothesize" end your hunger, you'd have to actually eat it.
@@belalabusultan5911 Thank you for sharing this, and for being so positive and NOT chastising towards me. I know I sound like a first-class money-hungry asshole having written that, but I'm definitely screenshotting this and trying it with some wheat flour maybe.
(edit: spelling)
I didn’t realize this was a joke until the Sun God bit.
That was a joke? I consult the sun god all the time when I make my pizza. Luckily 2 pizza I have made were thrown to pizza hell out of the 54
You mean to tell me "Plump dough anus" and "Divorce-O-Matic" just flew right past you?
@@birdbonanza9407 Yes. They did. I’m a bit dense.
Meat waterfall and cheese waterfall just flew over your head
Sausage with carrots pizza, though!
I'm genuinely surprised you managed to resist making a period joke while discussing the tomato sauce waterfall.
I thought this was going to be a legit video, but the moment he said "big dough anus" I knew he wasn't being serious.
Good catch.
Welcome to Huggbees' youtube channel.
First time? :v
Where can I buy a divorce-o-matic? Asking for a friend.
You're really gonna have another friend after filing a divorce
Unless she doesn't have a cheese waterfall
the pizza at 4:18 look like they're on a mission
"the sun god is consulted for final judgement on all pizza's, any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell" rip those unworthy pizza's
3:03
The two crusts in the back are holding hands :>
“The divorce-o-matic” this man needs an award of his own
“Any he deems unworthy are blown away to pizza hell”
I’ll tell you, it’s hard to make me laugh irl with a youtube video. Especially as loud as I just did. But you did it.
With all these food waterfalls, Willy Wonka is going to be pissed.
I'll never get tired of these videos
I love how each video is a man's journey going through different stages of insanity
0:48 This powerful machine needs almost 30 horsepowers to knead the dough. There 29 horses are regularly replaced by new ones and recycled into pizza toppings.
I love how he goes from waterfalls to THE SUN GOD in the span of about 2 minutes.
"dough anus" caught me off guard lol
4:29 you can hear his voice cracks a bit when he says "pizza hell"
"Pizza pizza"
I love watching this in public because people think I’m schizophrenic for laughing at How It’s Made with headphones on
"Sausage with carrots"
*WHAT*
not that i wouldnt try it... just... i don''t think anyone has ever THOUGHT to try it lol. ever...
@@herogibson it's like "let's have a iced/glazed donut, but with gummy bears on top!!"
I now realize that this is the footage from how pizzas are made and someone dubbed over it.
Your Name that sounds delish. Probably better than hot Cheetos or takis to hot Cheetos girls
@@R-Lee- welcome to "how its *ACTUALLY* made"
in before the "i didnt know it was parody until ____" comments
i love the sarcasm and the jokes :)
"A machine called the divorce-o-matic separates the dough"
I see what you did there.
Not sure how many people got that 🤣😂.
It's more than a divorce joke isn't it
And the lawyer gets 20%
I ain’t saying she’s gold digger. Or cheese digger.
"Sausage and carrots."
"To make the dough for the crust, they combine Flour, Salt, Cornmeal, Water, Yeast, and Flour in a large mixer."
"Then they add a bit of cornmeal for flavor."
If none of that triggered that something was amiss with this How It's Made, "Plump dough anus" probably did.
It's truly the way he narrates it. If you aren't paying full attention then you could absolutely miss it.
The fact that he actually sounds like the guy that would actually do these for a show makes it even better.
"Our camera man had a cold today"
That made me laugh so hard
He just said that 😂
😂 wtf
1:59
"Fun fact, this roller was never ever wash and our cameraman had a cold today"
I've been watching this while doing my projects and i'm learning a lot
This is believable to be an actual episode of how it’s made until you hear “dough anus”
"A flour brush tickles the dough to get it to drop its defenses"
“No other factory in the world tops its pizza by waterfall.”
- Willy Wonka, probably…
"Processor based organisms"
That's the punchline i wanted.
My friend somehow is overjoyed when I play any of your videos now
They call you the rinsing guy
Do what you want with that information
Supposedly
"friend"
are you sure its not a filling guy?
@@DrBohne no he is the rinsing guy
weren't you paying attention
unless ---
hey what's your pfp from
That conveyor line was outright chaos. Meat, cheese and sauce flying and falling down everywhere. The inflated price of frozen pizza makes perfect sense now.
I like how these videos always start off sounding legit then eventually take you for a ride.
listening to these makes me realize how the original episodes sound like someone writing an essay and trying to meet the minimum word requirement
0:55 imagine just swan diving into that
The pizza crusts at 2:28 look just like crackers
I showed your vids to my cousin, she refuses to eat all the foods that you review.
wait until he reviews water.
I can't imagine what it's like to not eat Gold
She's not very smart is she?
In that case-I hope he reviews every food so eventually she has nothing left to eat.
@@xephia except rotten tomatoes
> Never ever washed.
True, we aren't a restaurant to do it like this. But when it comes to routine maintenance depending on the level those are actually changed out, etc.
reply if ur unhappy with yourself.
At exactly 1:00, he says anus, and that is an amazing cutoff point for the professionalism.
@@ChanceKearns
Jesus dude its just a comment why are you so aggressive🗿
@@leasagna2202 because he's right it's getting really damn annoying
sometimes....people have the same thoughts....
@@ChanceKearns log off buddy
_"Some Pizzas Stick to the Ceiling, Science Can not Explain this"_
I lost it that that Part Lmao
“blown away to pizza hell” is going to live with me forever
This feels like a 2009 video and I love it to pieces
It all sounded pretty legit until the 1:00 mark.
As someone who made pizza by hand for years, these are the sorriest excuses for pizza I've ever seen. There's no love. No soul. Almost no cheese at all
Next video: How It's Actually Made - Frozen Chicken Nuggets
* Dank Chiki Nuggies
Ayyyyyy
1:44 I see this factory also makes poptarts.
That is a CARDBOARD WATERFALL! 4:35
"how do they taste so fresh"
I know this is a meme video but, has anyone actually had a frozen pizza that tatsed anything near fresh
Once
Red barons are amazing
Screaming Sicilian is pretty good.
Yes
Use an air fryer
I like how he almost cracked up when he got the "pizza hell" bit.
3:10 i love how he audibly puts quotations around "cheese"
I believed this was real until the narrator said “shitty”
Legit thought this was a actual infomercial till he said 2:54
So, tickling the dough to drop it's defenses sounded right to you?
@@Bobhhhhhuufr just thought it was corporate cornball shit😂😂
Did you miss the goddamn PLUMP DOUGH ANUS???
Or the dough anus
I find myself chuckling every time I watch these videos. Good stuff.
3:33 this looks exactly like lucky charms lmaooo
Wait doesn't the cheese come from the moon?
No it comes from the sun because the sun is spicy
FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
@@nicheexplorer4053 You got your facts wrong. The coating on hot cheetos comes from the Sun, because that shit is hot af.
I see you everywhere. You haunt me. First it was every Pegasus vid, now it’s every video I click on. Next it will be outside with a knife. Your comments fill me with dread. They are always there under the video waiting mockingly for me to run into them. Do I run? Do I call someone? Options are running out.
Yes. Off camera, the cheese waterfall can be seen stretching all the way to the moon. This is how all pizza factories acquire their cheese, but they don't let anyone know, as environment preservationists are highly opposed to the exploitation of the moon for its natural resource.
MY TEACHER JUST PLAYED THIS IN COOKING CLASS OH MY GOD 😭😭
BEFORE SHE PLAYED THE VIDEO SHE SAID "The person speaking has a bit of an... attitude." SO THAT MEANS SHE WATCHED IT AND PLAYED IT ANYWAY????
i lost it at "the sun god blows them away to pizza hell" that shit was to funny
3:12 mozzarella.... “cheese” topping
This channel is hysterical. So mad I only just now discovered it
I remember finding your channel a year or so ago at 2am and half tanked thinking it was a legit “How it’s made” show. I spat out my cereal laughing when I caught on to the satire lol. Keep up the vids mate. Always great to have a good laugh these days