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    Vashtorr the Arkifane, daemon demigod of the soul forges, has fixed his gaze upon the Rock. Somewhere deep within the spacefaring battle station and fortress-monastery of the Dark Angels lies a prize that the Arkifane will spend countless lives to seize. Gathering a terrifying Balefleet around him, riding to battle aboard the most vast and grotesque Ark of Omen yet, Vashtorr closes his ironclad talons around the heart of the Dark Angels Chapter and prepares to crush it.
    Yet the Dark Angels are a stubborn and strategically brilliant Chapter. Even in the face of such sudden and calamitous adversity, their grim resolve comes to the fore. Rousing every warrior and weapon at their disposal, the Dark Angels dig in and prepare to fight for every corridor, every echoing chamber, dark oubliette and shadowed stairway. They are led in their defence by Supreme Grand Master Azrael, who will see the servants of the Dark Gods driven from the Rock no matter the cost.
    As battle rages and the fight grows ever more desperate, neither invaders nor defenders suspect that a third power moves in the shadows, preparing to strike...
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  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Be'lakor:
    comes into the book.
    Kills everyone with no descrimination.
    Makes fun of Vashtor.
    Refuses to elaborate.
    Leaves.

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ngl I hated that. I'm rooting for vashtorr to become a fifth chaos God. I'm interested in a new chaos god.

    • @thrall6647
      @thrall6647 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Bel'akor the based

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Classic GW. They promise earth-shaking events and end up coming back to the status quo. 😎

    • @arykaas
      @arykaas ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Archon3960 Yeah but this one at least make sense ... Be'Lakor kinda has a vested interest in Vashtorr not achieving his goals .....

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Archon it is earth shaking

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    And in comes Be’Lakor WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

    • @raycearcher5794
      @raycearcher5794 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Oh my goodness, this is disgraceful! Why isn't the ref stopping this?
      The ref: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!"

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BAH THE GODS!!!

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was so happy when I saw that picture in the thumbnail

    • @Red19487
      @Red19487 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ThePunishersRevenge
      @ThePunishersRevenge ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BE'LAKOR! BE'LAKOR! BY GAWD BE'LAKOR HIT EM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

  • @DISTurbedwaffle918
    @DISTurbedwaffle918 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    "Just as Planned"
    To Tzeentch, means "My designs are coming to fruition."
    To Vashtor, means "The trains arrive on time."

    • @Archyoda7
      @Archyoda7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The trains WILL arrive on time.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Archyoda7
      Billions must arrive on time

    • @coopercounts6581
      @coopercounts6581 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No im not a Fascist, i’m a Vashist

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@coopercounts6581
      Vashtor: Mussolini's second biggest fan.

    • @Bugeye0704
      @Bugeye0704 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE RAIL WILL PREVAIL!

  • @IdioticSynergy
    @IdioticSynergy ปีที่แล้ว +918

    Tonite On Ridiculous Gear: DK tries waking up the Lion with all of this anime knowledge, Bricky tries to stop DK by becoming sick once more which in turn summons a great unclean one which bursts out from his girthy forehead and Shy challenges Vashtorr to a rock off which the daemon code prevents him from declining.

    • @enz025
      @enz025 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My guy, I love you, but the episode hasn't even released yet!!!!

    • @IdioticSynergy
      @IdioticSynergy ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@enz025 Lol I know. I don't spoil anything, I just shitpost

    • @g4fly4ever8
      @g4fly4ever8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@enz025 he is just excited

    • @Potato_217
      @Potato_217 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you mean "tonight"?

    • @ianchristman8
      @ianchristman8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Name your terms

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I’m pretty sure Belakor’s deal is:
    “Listen here, Vashtor. There’s only one daemon prince who’s going to ascend, and it sure as shit ain’t you. It me.”

    • @aqlanputra7361
      @aqlanputra7361 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Belakor, aka the Great One of the Warp

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Honestly? I hate Be'lakor. The dude is redundant. Pointlessly so. He isn't UNIQUE or even all that interesting. He's literally just "Big demon of Shadows and Secrets"? So...Tzeentch's domain? Nah, Vashtorr ACTUALLY makes sense. Technology is as much spirituality as material in 40K. Plus, Vashtorr is an actual character and not a simulacrum of a threat.

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@wiilov Nah, his point is being a puppet of all of chaos, a representative of the Warp in general.

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Vashtor is turning into Megatron, he is leading transforming mechanical abominations into battle to collect mcguffins, allies with badass characters, gets defeated and shouts "Decepticons, retreat!"

    • @magdaciechocka3076
      @magdaciechocka3076 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He doesn't have Starscream yet

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If Vashtor is Shockwave, then Be'lakor is Starscream. 😎

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@magdaciechocka3076 perturabo

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@magdaciechocka3076Abbadon is right there

  • @oldeskul
    @oldeskul ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Bela'kor: Vashtorr, you can't be the 5th chaos god, that's my schtick!
    Meanwhile deep in the Rock: The slumbering form of Lion el Johnson has lain perfectly still for 100 centuries. His right hand twitches, then clenches into a fist.

    • @nineballmk2
      @nineballmk2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      daddy woke up

    • @shadymann9468
      @shadymann9468 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Meanwhile deep in the Warp Malice watches chaos fighting chaos "LOL" it says "LMAO"

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. As if Be'lakor is as close to it than Vashtor. A deamon can dream. 😆

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s back.

    • @freakyzoid3565
      @freakyzoid3565 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Archon3960 Are you literally just going into every comment thread to shit on Be’lakor?

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    23:07
    DK: "I love how ominous Vashtorr is in the back..."
    Me: "Lol, there's no way he fits in that corridor, he's gonna have to walk sideways to fit in."

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Yeah go getten lads...ill be here...chilling."

    • @gerald2508
      @gerald2508 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If there are enough wires and pipes then he could go:
      "I am -in- your walls."

  • @ViralN9
    @ViralN9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    BE'LAKOR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

    • @YoBen100
      @YoBen100 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OMG, Bel'Lakor just hit the lion with a steel chair. The last time this happened in WWE was when Vulkan bonked Konrad Curze with his own hammer!

  • @dawhandaonli5925
    @dawhandaonli5925 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Belakor showing up to trip Vashtorr at the finish line is kind perfect. Chaos’s greatest enemy isn’t Big E or any of the primarchs, it’s Chaos. It always has been and always will be.

  • @Andaril2
    @Andaril2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Azrael: Shieeeet they know about fallen!
    Robot Girliman: What?
    Cypher:LoL
    Asmodai: REPENT!!!

    • @andrejjelcic3675
      @andrejjelcic3675 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And as always they overthink how much NOBODY (except the scyzo inquisition because scyzo vs scyzo) cares especially the Ultramarines.

  • @Electru522
    @Electru522 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    As a DA player, I'm not mad that Azrael decided to retreat when Belakor showed up.
    Had he not, Azrael would have remained. I see this as Azrael reading the situation, and realizing that Belakor wasn't after him or the Gate. With Vashtorr and his forces distracted, he decided to GTFO while he still could, then come back and steam roll whoever was left.

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Makes perfect sense

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Reconsolidate and reorganize, reenforce bartered units and look for an opening. It’s solid tactics

    • @flavortownfanatic7280
      @flavortownfanatic7280 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The DA to me aren't the "no step back" type of Chapter, they are about using their tactical intelligence and the proper application of force to their enemies weak points. At least in lore idk about tabletop.

    • @Electru522
      @Electru522 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@flavortownfanatic7280 On tabletop, any non-character with the Inner Circle keyword can't fall back unless you succeed a leadership roll. If those units are engaged with Fallen units, they can't fall back at all.
      However, there is a stratagem called Intractable that does allow Inner Circle units to fall back without a leadership roll. It also allows any DA unit to fall back and shoot.
      So, you are correct in that they like to use superior tactics. They very rarely retreat, but they're not idiots. If shit is hitting the fan, they know that they need to back up.

    • @flavortownfanatic7280
      @flavortownfanatic7280 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Electru522 right, makes sense that they can't retreat from the fallen considering their situation.

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Why can’t we just have a full blown Dark Mechanicus army? Vashtorr would be perfect at the head of one.
    I have Obliterators, Venomcrawlers, Negavolt Cultists, two Defilers, a Heldrake, Maulerfiend, a Lord Discordant, and a number of kitbashed Skitarii and Combat Servitors. I’m so ready!

    • @xxchaos315xx6
      @xxchaos315xx6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree! They're something I've been interested in seeing fleshed out for quite some time. With the quality of models gw has been putting out the past few years, I bet they'd be pretty awesome looking!

    • @thenerfkid9228
      @thenerfkid9228 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro I'm sure it's gonna manifest soon enough. That what I tell myself to sleep at night anyways

    • @yuyoshi1602
      @yuyoshi1602 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t we have one now with Vashtoor being released as a mini and with a book? Or is he just a named chaos hero?

    • @maxxammax0
      @maxxammax0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES PLEASE.

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuyoshi1602 He's just a fancy named demon right now.

  • @JohnDoe-ud8fn
    @JohnDoe-ud8fn ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Honestly hope Vashtorr gets his own faction with all these demon designs from the book like Fabius Bile has his creations

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does and he sucks.

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Man, I just want my Dark Mechanicus. Vashtorr being their patron would be awesome.

    • @Dramatic_Gaming
      @Dramatic_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@guccifer764 IKR? He'd have been perfect to make a Dark Mechanicum faction around.

    • @dlvnmedia
      @dlvnmedia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Vashtor should become the Machine God of the Dark Mechanicum.

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    That tank demon saw the Baneblade model with the commissar on top waving his sword and said "I want that for me!"

  • @95keat
    @95keat ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It nice to know pertarabo has a hobby buddy to make miniatures with.

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both of then just having some coffee and playing with extremely advanced LEGOs

  • @yourpaldead9226
    @yourpaldead9226 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I would LOVE a Dark Angels episode. Especially with the lion coming up and this recent siege on the rock. I wanna know what's in those vaults!

    • @henrygreatsword1042
      @henrygreatsword1042 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they do they need to do Luther and the fallen after

    • @nesses1087
      @nesses1087 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You just delayed that episode another week due to mentioning it

    • @ScoutXdude
      @ScoutXdude ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My guess is they’ll do it in the upcoming weeks with the likely re-emergence of the Lion.
      Edit:Spoke too soon I guess cause he’s back.

    • @thefanciesttortoise557
      @thefanciesttortoise557 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they'll wait for the lions book to come out before doing an episode about him

  • @zevriungames7463
    @zevriungames7463 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Honestly I am not surprised that belakor would come fuck everything up. My impression when we were first introduced to vashtorr was that he was similar to belakor, with both aspiring to be larger chaos gods, so it would make sense to have them as rivals. It also goes to show that chaos' biggest enemy is chaos and it is rarely ever fully united.
    Also feel like Bricky thought this book was mid because a majority of the book consists of ground and void battles. Probably would've liked it more if he knew more about the DA and the crazy shit they store in the rock (i.e. enslaved men of iron and unification era anti pysker weapons)

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh dang, so the rock is basically the dark cells on terra then?

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@woodlefoof2 in a way yes, I believe there was an excerpt from one of the Horus heresy books talking about the dark angels doing a protocol in which they released a bunch of dark age of technology robots that had been tortured to follow the imperium onto a planet. The robots were so powerful there was barely any humans on the planet left I believe.

    • @zevriungames7463
      @zevriungames7463 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@woodlefoof2 Not really, probably less dangerous than the dark cells, but still very strong. It has a bunch of archeotech and old weapons that were entrusted to the lion by big E and more they have collected since then.

    • @syrienangel4137
      @syrienangel4137 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zevriungames7463 Yeah, the Dark Cells in Terra are no joke. They have shit there from the Dark Age of Technology that made *Daemons* question their own existence.

  • @r.j.macready
    @r.j.macready ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's called the Gorgons Aegis because it was created by Ferrus Manus and gifted to the Lion to protect his legions capital.

  • @cncmne7404
    @cncmne7404 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When you do the Lion book , bring Foilrak (Valrak) around. Dudes basically a drunk English prophet right now😅

  • @trampoline11x
    @trampoline11x ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Its rather fitting since we had the excerpt about Vashtorr lamenting is mortal senses of perceiving time moment to moment, unable to predict the future essentially, and just while his plans are unfolding its litterally a demon prince that shows up in the middle of everything just to inconvenience him from taking out a loyalist target. Its things like Belakor that drive Vashtorr to be come clairvoyant... What if they both become new chaos gods? I mean, Whether Vashtorr wants it or not, Belakor is essentially forcing him in to "the great game" between the two of them either way.

    • @arykaas
      @arykaas ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Be'lakor forcing Vashtorr to play "the great game" by trying to keep him out of it is yet another layer of "Chaos fucking up Chaos" and I LOVE IT :D

    • @trampoline11x
      @trampoline11x ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arykaas the great game is such a funny concept. Because the dark gods play between each other. But belakor and vashtorr now are playing their own great game between each other was more my point. As far as I know their actions dont fully contradict the dark gods accept for may e belakorr who is all about taking everything for himself.

    • @dumbsterdives
      @dumbsterdives 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@trampoline11x Vashtorr wants to stay out of the 4D chess game the Chaos gods are playing. Be'lakor teleports in front of him with a checkers board

  • @skb7182
    @skb7182 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Did you know, that theres a Adeptus ridicilous easter egg in the new siege of terra book "the end and the death". Dorn gets stranded in a warp desert, where he spends centuries counting imperial fists laying in the sand - but he has to give up and start over endless times because he losses count... Thus its confirmed - Dorn cant count.

    • @g4fly4ever8
      @g4fly4ever8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      DK is a prophet

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait fr???

    • @DINOROAR2912
      @DINOROAR2912 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@spoopyd.8910 Yeah, kinda. He's tryna count to the 100,000s and keep's losing count. I think its just a coincidence that there's the Dorn can't count meme

    • @skb7182
      @skb7182 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DINOROAR2912 Sir, there is no such thing as coincidence when it comes to 40K!

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DINOROAR2912 I choose to believe it is an adeptus ridiculous reference.

  • @YoBen100
    @YoBen100 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
    Vashtorr: "What we have is a sleeping lion of the Emperor. I'm going to poke it and see what happens."

    • @g4fly4ever8
      @g4fly4ever8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is too funny imagining the song in the context of the Lion

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      poking the lion with a big'ol'hammer
      knock, knock, you waky wake yet?

    • @countsnowyofgwainn3996
      @countsnowyofgwainn3996 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please!
      Honestly that's what I imagine is playing when they had to intomb Lion el johnson so he can heal.. just some menial's job is to sing that 😂 for 10.000 years

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The warhammer channel just released a video of a actual lion waking up.

    • @g4fly4ever8
      @g4fly4ever8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 the Warhammer channel are a bunch of epic trolls. I laughed loudly in public when they released that

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Vashtor design and lore: badass none of the best new additions ever
    Vashtor rules: glorified tech marine
    What the hell is this, warhammer fantasy?

    • @WarewolfSonic
      @WarewolfSonic ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Incorrect. A tech marine can heal tanks

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Incorrect. This is classical GW balancing rules. Gotta keep Soace Marines and Custodes relevant. 😎

    • @Runenschuppe
      @Runenschuppe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's a reason Primarchs (not to mention the chaos gods) for many editions were considered a no-go on the table. It's incredibly boring to have a single model that can wipe out the whole enemy army and the only way to stop them is to field a similar model of your own. But they are great centerpieces for any army and so here we go. We get them, but they get nerfed to the ground for balance reasons.

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Dom Pizzarro it's not INCREDIBLELY boring though, I mean there's 2 whole factions with the premise of fielding 4 big eff off units but I get where you're coming from. Counter point though Age of Sigmar is pretty damn fun and it lets you field your God's who are pretty beefy. But Morathi is like 700 points and Nagash is like 900pts lol.

    • @Runenschuppe
      @Runenschuppe ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AltoStratusX1 I understand the appeal of fielding big, beefy knights. It's the polar opposite of swarming your opponent with hundreds of models. But then your choice is usually either/or. You don't just field a model which is so strong, the rest of the army is relegated to watching and become overpriced cheerleaders...

  • @qigonglungz
    @qigonglungz ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Be'lakor is the "Abaddon" of the demons, and Abaddon is the "Be'lakor" of Chaos Marines... At least in this specific novel they are... allies and mirror images...
    Both still currently serve and both have their very own loyal armies and minions...
    They are both viewing their perceived "servitude" to the 4 powers as a mere stepping stone in their own personal journey. Neither of them are loyal to the pantheon... they got goals...

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And both cannot win because there would be no more setting if they did.
      You need to preserve that status quo to sell more minis. X)

    • @qigonglungz
      @qigonglungz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Archon3960 agreed!!!

  • @nickperri6571
    @nickperri6571 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I didn’t notice Belakor in the thumbnail until after I watched the episode and I’m glad I did then because I appreciate it so much more it’s hilarious now knowing the context

    • @brutalusgaming8809
      @brutalusgaming8809 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I went back and looked. The Steel Chair! LOL. Awesome!

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brutalusgaming8809 Be'lakor doing the ultimate classic heel move. 😎

  • @brettmitchell8813
    @brettmitchell8813 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    With the Lion back, they should do the dark angels next

  • @johnhargis5542
    @johnhargis5542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My lord Lion. What awoke you?"
    "I heard bolter fire"

  • @nathangardner6423
    @nathangardner6423 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vashtorr running back through the rock saying "I fucked up we're leaving now" before scurrying through a warp portal.

  • @petrusspinelli6661
    @petrusspinelli6661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "fuck it, it's human enough"
    - A Very Wise Man

  • @theotherbaratheon1895
    @theotherbaratheon1895 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine if Vashtorr just makes a magic flash light or lamp to beat Belekor

  • @daydr3amer120
    @daydr3amer120 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait what's that in the shadows?! IT'S BELAKOR!!!!!! AND HE'S GOT THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! AS THE CHAOS GODS AS MY WITNESS VASHTORR IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!!!!!

  • @prupuponcio
    @prupuponcio ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Shout out to admech, a faction that seems to exist to get bodied in lore

    • @brok56
      @brok56 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imperial guard and orks:
      First time?

    • @tomurashigaraki3010
      @tomurashigaraki3010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyranids:
      Am I a joke to you?

    • @morelstrike
      @morelstrike ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@tomurashigaraki3010 Their entire shtick is to be bodied until there are too many corpses and they win.

    • @Nobody-zl3kk
      @Nobody-zl3kk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In lore? Have you seen our winrate in tabletop?

  • @timerwho3850
    @timerwho3850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "HERE COMES BELAKOR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!"

  • @azariel6669
    @azariel6669 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    as a dark angels player i would love to see an episode on them

  • @matthewlee6967
    @matthewlee6967 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    me here, Dark Angels fan... waiting several months.... then years... yearning for a Dark Angels episode.... even the episode that's only half about them.... it's just, really really satisfying yk?

    • @masontem7526
      @masontem7526 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just reset the timer

  • @Beandealer
    @Beandealer ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Vashtorr needs his abilities from the lore on the tabletop

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a psyker discipline would cover most of it

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe some more weapons for like his tendrils

    • @raptorxrise5386
      @raptorxrise5386 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.potato2223 or have his flamer actually be, you know, better? I really liked brickys comparison: His flamer is worse then the flamer of the lord discordant. How is vashtorrs own weapon worse then the weapons he makes for others? That would be like the admechs lascannonst being straight up worse then those of the imperial guard

  • @sonicx059
    @sonicx059 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All hail Swolecor but Vashtorr the illuminator shall shine the light

  • @hendrik1769
    @hendrik1769 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Be'lakor Rock blocked Vashtorr
    And the gods are watching and laughing.

  • @spacemonkey7972
    @spacemonkey7972 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Shut up and look at these pictures from the book" Spoken like a jaded kindergartner teacher, Bricky.

  • @Shooter762
    @Shooter762 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “…BY GODS! ITS BELAKOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!”

  • @thechameleos6334
    @thechameleos6334 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The problem isn't that GW chases trends, it's that the trends they chase they are incapable of exploiting in any way that people cares about. If warhammer plus just acted like a central hub for Warhammer animators than it would likely be great. But GW either picks people who don't do shit, don't let the people do the shit they want to do, or just don't pick anyone worth while.

  • @wisecup2
    @wisecup2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would love a warhammer fantasy episode especially skaven

  • @Beandealer
    @Beandealer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Belakor gonna do em dirty with a steel chair

  • @patrickbaker11111
    @patrickbaker11111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Belakor is still seething over losing to a single dwarf

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As they fought tooth and nail a strange sound was heard. Everyone looked to see the vault doors *opening.* Suddenly the fighting died down before coming to a hault. As the chapter master got on the vox demanding to know what was happening. Only to be till that security was overriding them. And that the door was unlocked and open from the inside. Suddenly the doors stopped and a single watcher walked out. It walked up the Azrael the Belakor and finally Vashtor. Then walked back into the vaults with the doors sealed and locked behind him.
    None dare move because the forces of Chaos could sense this small creature for what it truly was and dared not challenge it. And the Astartes would never dream of messing with the little guys in f Caliban.
    The three it addressed looked down at the piece of paper they each were given. “Let’s take this outside, Vashtor” Belakor said. Vashtor nodded and the two left. Their messages being thrown away as the turned and left. A chaos Astarte picked it up. “What is it?” Asked on of the Fallen. The message was read aloud.
    “WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN, I’M TRYING TO SLEEP?!” The traitor stated. “Signed the Lion.” Everyone present was sent into a state of shock. “Wait there’s more” he said. “P.S. if you don’t keep it down I’m coming out to have words with you myself.” At that Cypher and Luther decided to take their leave.

  • @darby_dz
    @darby_dz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ngl now I want a Vashtor v Belakor subplot the two of them becoming rivals could be great.

  • @igorpniak8308
    @igorpniak8308 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I find Vashtor whole shtick very similar to newly announced Chaos Dvarves from Warhammer III. It feels very close tbh

    • @TheYgds
      @TheYgds ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps "Vashtorr" is not his only name. Hashut has long been an enigma in the lore, often hypothesized to be a daemon of Khorne, even though that didn't really fit, other than Khorne's affinity for bull horns. It would be interesting if Hashut and Vashtorr are tied together in AoS or Total War: Warhammer III.

    • @igorpniak8308
      @igorpniak8308 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheYgds Yeah, Hashut being demon of Khorne really doesn't make sense when he gives dwarfs access to his special magic, and Khorne hates magic. Maybe he is sort of a demi-god, just like Vashtorr...

  • @GusMortis
    @GusMortis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bricky: I don't know enough about the dark angels.
    Dark Angels: good.

  • @flavortownfanatic7280
    @flavortownfanatic7280 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a Dark Angels fan I really hope that when they do Lion and DA episodes Bricky reads the Lion's "Lord of the First" and "trials of Azrael" cause while saying "they're like the Spanish inquisition" isn't inaccurate it's just kind of sucks. That aspect is the aspect of the DA I've seen other DA fans the least comfortable with. They're so much more than that and both "Lord of the First" and "trials of Azrael" show that perfectly in my opinion. Asmodai should not be the face of the Chapter he is essentially a rabbid dog that (were he not so useful) Azrael would have put down long ago.
    spoiler for the heresy books:
    I hope that Asmodai says two words to the Lion and immedietly gets the Nemiel treatment

    • @Hikurangi911
      @Hikurangi911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asmodai would've been better if he wasn't written so poorly, it's the same with most characters in 40k to be honest. (and admittedly I haven't read any of the 40k Dark Angel's books for fear of buying a something I won't like or want.)

    • @flavortownfanatic7280
      @flavortownfanatic7280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hikurangi911 I think its mostly that he was kind of pushed as THE Dark Angels character for a while and it just stuck. So most people just assume that the Dark Angels are all as extreme as Asmodai.
      I don't hate his character, but thats probably because most of the other Dark Angels cant stand him.
      Azrael chose sapphon as High Interrogator Chaplain over Asmodai even though Asmodai is better at his job. Specifically because Sapphon isn't as much of a twat.

  • @callumjohnston858
    @callumjohnston858 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Just bring a light" Guard intensifies.

  • @yaboihanz7658
    @yaboihanz7658 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vashtorr really be doing the Chaos domination any% speedrun

  • @williampearce5757
    @williampearce5757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that the fucking day after they upload this video it's announced that The Lion is back. The literal next day. POG.

  • @SMScorx89
    @SMScorx89 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shame on Bricky not knowing that the place Vashtorr retreated is also the place where Luther is said to be gathering a very large Fallen contingency.

  • @randomloginnamebtw7759
    @randomloginnamebtw7759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "bring lots of flash lights to fight belakor" Imperial Guard: Someone Called?

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the thumbnail with Be'lakor holding the folding chair
    Reasons why Folding Chair > Gaming Chair #1

  • @johnaxios6335
    @johnaxios6335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Lion has Awakened!

  • @celsetialarchives5909
    @celsetialarchives5909 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was honestly expecting the lion to emerge ither through the portal or burst through thr gate instead of belikor showing up

  • @SixshotRevan
    @SixshotRevan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From what I've heard, Azrael has retreated before when he was dueling with Kharn the Betrayer. There wasn't any stigma to his retreat then, as far as I'm aware.

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb ปีที่แล้ว

      it's more about people getting mad their main guy not being invincible 24/7 I guess

  • @PurgeKnight235
    @PurgeKnight235 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HES HERE THE LION LIVESS!!! LONG LIVE THE DARK ANGELS AND OUR LITTLE DARK SECRETS!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @davidpujman6082
    @davidpujman6082 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I so hope, that they make a book club on Assasinorum: Kingmaker from Robert Rath. That book is a gem just like the Infinite and the Divine.

  • @smogghost8010
    @smogghost8010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a coincidence that this episode aired the day the Lion woke up!

  • @darthchu48darth92
    @darthchu48darth92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What’s that in the distance,
    ITS BE’LAKOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Glad Be’lakor is doing something in the setting for once

  • @TheGuyWhoGoesMEH
    @TheGuyWhoGoesMEH ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IIRC when Caliban exploded, only the fortress monastery of the Dark Angels survived due to its insanely powerful void shields.

  • @MB-sq7yn
    @MB-sq7yn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In regards to that last conversation before the end, one thing to say.
    NFastarTes
    That is all.

  • @EvelynNdenial
    @EvelynNdenial ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if vashtorr is having such trouble with a bit of shadow all he needs is some gaurdsmen with their flashlights.

  • @alextruecustodian6174
    @alextruecustodian6174 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Be'lakor? More like BASED'lakor, the Dark Master
    (Its great seeing some of his Fantasy swagger drip into 40k, beautiful)

  • @raistlinmajere5550
    @raistlinmajere5550 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What we learned today = DK doesn't know how shadows work and demon phonecalls are fucking horrific

  • @GeneralJerrard101
    @GeneralJerrard101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOOK OUT! Be'lakor is coming in with a CHAIR!

  • @GambeTama
    @GambeTama ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I genuinely cannot wait for Vashtorr to breach the rock a second time, make it to the door and open it, only for an armored hand to grab him by the horns, and LAUNCH him into the far wall, as the iron-beast-clad lord of his domain marches forward, brandishing a glorious blade, and pondering on killing the demon first, or every sickening, traitorous blackguard standing between them.
    I can only think of it like this: Guilliman was determined, but focused when he came back. The Lion lives for the hunt, and prey now stalks the den. >:)

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot wait for them to talk about Lion’s return.

  • @thewerdna
    @thewerdna ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, it happened. Book 5 was announced: its Lion and he is getting a sick model

  • @UnRu1eD
    @UnRu1eD 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Angron: *REEEEEEEE*
    Lion: *Blankly Stares.*
    Also Angron: 😮

  • @rougenarwhal8378
    @rougenarwhal8378 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idea for your next poster, sharing a blanket and foxhole with your battlebrother as the enemies of man slowly approach your trench, but you still have a hopeful smile on your faces

  • @michaelbootes4822
    @michaelbootes4822 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I honestly thought something like the Belakor thing was actually overdue. Vashtor has been running around with the open intention of overthrowing them and the other factions have been cool with it. Sure the other Gods need Vashtor as their arms dealer but I’ve been waiting for him to get some kind of pushback from them.
    Belakor showing up to fuck with him sure fits the bill.

  • @josiahkendall4492
    @josiahkendall4492 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DK- "Do we know who the artist that drew all this awesome art is?"
    Bricky, in his head- "Better not tell'em, it'd just make him sad."

  • @joshuasantos3692
    @joshuasantos3692 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vashtor: This construct annoys me
    **Casually fully disassembles entire storm bird mid flight with a flick of his wrist**

  • @forestjohnson7474
    @forestjohnson7474 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:13 Honesty when I read that story I expected Cypher to just magically pop into the scene on the rock, out of nowhere.

  • @carterbenton2399
    @carterbenton2399 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro, Belakor with the chair is so good.

  • @marcuskorson8
    @marcuskorson8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I jusst realized, you guys haven't done a video for the Raven Guard and the scariest Primarch of all. The Raven, the night. The thing that makes even the Nightlords have PTSD fits in their bunk beds.

    • @SamueL-td7fb
      @SamueL-td7fb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bird daddy deserves a mention at this point

  • @iCatCloud
    @iCatCloud ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i recall, "The Rock" was the name of the "castle" Lion L Johnson lived in on the planet, which if im not wrong the giant part left of Caliban was where it stood from the beginning so they just rebuilt it and the chunk of the planet into a giant fortress ship.

  • @LiamDillen
    @LiamDillen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If there is gonna be a warhammer fantasy episode please do skaven an clan skrye there so much fun
    RATLING GUN GO PEWPEW HAHAHAHAA

  • @Bblackout1
    @Bblackout1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agris, Agris, Agris. Good lord DK AEGIS.

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that GW clearly isn’t just going “huhuh hey look guys it’s another chaos god! You like those right? Ok give us more money now.”
    Vashtorr is actually a very dynamic character, and I like that he is having this interesting conflict with other less powerful chaos entities. Anything that expands the weirdness of chaos magic and warp beings beyond just the main 4 is good in my books.

  • @joaoguilhermeassim
    @joaoguilhermeassim ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You were right Bricky

  • @leokeatonn
    @leokeatonn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All those vashtor effects sound very similar to the protomolecule effects from the expanse

  • @marth354
    @marth354 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I want Vashtorr to succeed and ascend soooo badly; but I am unfortunately near certain GW won't actually pull that trigger and will have the Lion wake up and stop them from getting the artefact like Bricky and DK theorize.

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Worse scenario: Lion wakes up. Kills Vashtor. Back to the status quo. X/

    • @TheYgds
      @TheYgds ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not so sure. The Gathering Storm culminated in the formation of the Cicatrix Maledictum. When the Imperium musters a new threat, in the form of Guilliman, Chaos usually responds in-kind. The ascension of Vashtorr would be one of those unusual cases of the Chaos Gods giving someone a boost just to screw over the Imperium. The Lion comes back, and the other Chaos Gods open the doors for Vashtorr just to spite Be'lakor and the Imperium.

    • @marth354
      @marth354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheYgds well there's also the fact they jist released a Vashtorr Model. I doubt they ascemd him to where his brand new model doesn't represent him any more less than a year after release lol.

  • @K1ngblackrex
    @K1ngblackrex ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did anyone else see that they literally announced the lions return like 3 hours ago. This vid is perfectly timed

  • @the7thbananaking
    @the7thbananaking ปีที่แล้ว

    Vashtor and Perty, are basically BFFs. Also, Belakor is a delightfully petty person

  • @eichler721
    @eichler721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Dark Angels are the best tactical Astartes and have the best tech. Then retreating closer to the chamber and fortifying is very much with their lore. Unless it was Fallen they were fighting. As far as the 2 Deamon Princes they are both fighting for God hood so it makes complete sense.

  • @joeford5181
    @joeford5181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The LION has Returned
    Lion: The Smurfs saved your assess.
    Azreal. Somebody gonna get hurt real bad tonight.

  • @cigar_goblin4849
    @cigar_goblin4849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact the are making Be'lakor relevant again is fucking amazing

  • @williamwalsh4743
    @williamwalsh4743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dark Angels fan boy here, not upset that the took advantage of that situation! We are playing a home game, if we know we can regroup, gather our toys, and strike where we know we can, we will!

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot about the Alpha marines? Vastor left a few on the rock. I think, i watched the baldemort video

  • @95keat
    @95keat ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I still don't understand why the chaos gods are not only letting Vashtorr do all this, but also give him all these troops and toys when his end goal is to become the fifth chaos god and become direct competition

    • @mharizsaifuddin7059
      @mharizsaifuddin7059 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For the lolz.

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give him enough rope to hang himself with.
      I suspect that they’re giving him enough resources to severely fuck up the Imperium then do a rugpull at the last minute.
      Or, possibly, they’re doing it for the lulz.

    • @DarthMaulSaiyan
      @DarthMaulSaiyan ปีที่แล้ว +39

      For the same reasons the Imperium lets the AdMech do all of it's shenanigans

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wouldn't surprise me if it's revealed that Be'Lakor got some "assistance" from one or more of the big four. Especially since it took an AI to find the Rock for Vashtorr in the first place, how did Be'Lakor know where and when to show up to ruin Vashtorr's day?

    • @sond.lollipop8919
      @sond.lollipop8919 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The chaos gods have no power over vashtor and they have nothing to do with him. Remember he’s trying to rival them. Everything he does and the demons he summons are from his own power and being

  • @riccardocalosso5688
    @riccardocalosso5688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One cool thing about be'lakor: he's the coolest legendary demon card in magic:the gathering, and is probably the best card for a demon tribal commander.

  • @Scrombo2
    @Scrombo2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a simple fungus, I see AdRic, I click play

  • @jonathanventura8159
    @jonathanventura8159 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Lion wakes up “Bring me my Dreadwing! Time to drop some warcrimes on this “Black Legion””

  • @kylzepolaczkowaty2197
    @kylzepolaczkowaty2197 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AAAAAND HERE COMES BELAKOR WITH THE STEEL CHAAAAAAIRRR

  • @therealneal9980
    @therealneal9980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man oh man I can't wait for you guys to cover the Lion and the Dark Angels