You need to not stick to the rat/chad dichotomy. Play slow when you findyourself outmatched, disengage if you find yourself in a bad spot. Bounding fire to create space for your and your friend's movement. Rush in when you know the enemy has his pants down, use weapon lights to confuse and disorient, apply grenades liberally. It's not about being a rat or a chad, it's about knowing when you apply the strategies of either.
Chads don't show up until about 2 weeks after a wipe, then they're everywhere, complaining about rats. They also don't like to talk about HOW they got their gear during those 2 weeks. I wonder why?
As a Tarkov noob that's not played an FPS since the original Medal of Honor, I'd bloody love to see this make it into a longer series. Simo in Tarkov is just meant to be.
woods is a godforsaken hellscape of a map that I wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy. Its like a ubisoft game: massive, empty, and usually a waste of time
I've taken the same inspiration to try and not be ass terribad at the game like every other wipe i've been a part of, i desperately need more of these episodes so i feel less alone ps. hipfire more often or go to offline raids and only hipfire a couple times, it has made me so much deadlier in ways i cannot describe fully. Taking those first shots means they have to run first, and offers more chance (technically) that you hit them because you're firing more bullets in their direction and if you git gud at figuring out generally where the bullets are when you're sustaining fire you can sometimes accidentally blap some schmuck without thinking just from bein scurd
The worst part about this wipe is that the chads have already no-lifed the grind and are all already running around in airframes and slicks and shooting igolnik out of spaceguns. Early wipe stage didn't even last a week.
Woods was my bread and butter last wipe. Very safe low traffic stash runs, got out almost every time. Not really playing this wipe, I ragequit trying to do missions on Customs early wipe after dying in
I have a lot of exams lately, so I'm learning a lot and just finished one exam today, so first time on youtube for a few days, thought I catched a Simo video "live" and was so happy because I thought Simo is streaming right now, just to see he uploaded it yesterday ....
I can't even play tarkov because I got a console and the amount of people I see not utilizing budget weapons when trying to safe money makes it feel like I'm having a stroke. I tried escape from Tarkov at my cousin's house and the first thing I did was turn an AK into a spring bolt marksman rifle because I like the concept of taking apart a weapon and rebuilding it to how you like it
For once I'm not watching a video drunk. Yet. Let's see if we can get sloshed before the end. 4:40 i think actual rats would have better aim than that Simo 8:40 what a coincidence, i use a good rum for my mental health. it's banana flavoured. with mango juice. 19 minutes to sloshed time. half a pint of rum on an empty stomach will do that. good vid as always my man.
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Wtf 1:23 your French is very good like really really good
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Simo I'm your viewer from Russia, is it worth asking for titles?)
@@ГеоргийМитин-п5т I would love to bro but I dont know Russian :(
You need to not stick to the rat/chad dichotomy.
Play slow when you findyourself outmatched, disengage if you find yourself in a bad spot. Bounding fire to create space for your and your friend's movement.
Rush in when you know the enemy has his pants down, use weapon lights to confuse and disorient, apply grenades liberally.
It's not about being a rat or a chad, it's about knowing when you apply the strategies of either.
Chads don't show up until about 2 weeks after a wipe, then they're everywhere, complaining about rats. They also don't like to talk about HOW they got their gear during those 2 weeks. I wonder why?
Bruh they all powerlevelled and are all level 40 already, early game didn't even last a week.
@@rustyshackleford1508 oh yeah they just immediately got to 40 without a hitch, absolutely NO ratting in secret!
@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 Trust me, they did not rat. They just banged their heads against the wall until they brute forced it.
You claim to hate rats and be a chad, but for some reason you aren't dirt poor.
Curious
Turning Point Russian Federation
@@rustyshackleford1508 and that's exactly the problem with game for me. You must have to like play for 24/7 to get there already.
As a Tarkov noob that's not played an FPS since the original Medal of Honor, I'd bloody love to see this make it into a longer series. Simo in Tarkov is just meant to be.
Somewhere, in the bowels of Florida, a rat feels attacked.
His name is...
....General Sam.
“You dare awaken the beast from his slumber?”
@@ComfortsSpecter Yes.
@@The_Gallowglass “Then may the one true Jewish god have mercy on you”
@@ComfortsSpecter I dunno m8. I'm partial to Baal.
@@The_Gallowglass “fine, then pray to whatever god you believe in, because Rabbi Sam is gonna smite your ass… metaphorically of course.”
woods is a godforsaken hellscape of a map that I wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy. Its like a ubisoft game: massive, empty, and usually a waste of time
Woods is my favourite map
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That is why i main woods
Yeah I like that black ops character too
obviously dont know about the stash run
I can't wait to see Simo slowly evolve into Arabic General Sam, and it's so fun watching this transformation.
Arabic General Sam is the most cursed fucking combination of words I've ever read.
I love how he said show me your war face and he has a stroke over mic I love this video
That's also a reference to a scene in the movie - Full metal jacket
It is, also in the amogus bit where he went "GET SOME GET SOME"
These poor rat boys don’t know what’s going to hit them…
General Sam is proof that bottom feeders are the biggest fish
Having come here from the stalker stream, I'm surprised Simo didn't shoot Koifish in cold blood and take his loot at any point in this video.
He who hath performed the sacred wiggle beith under the protection of the scavverhood
General Sam would be so disappointed in you for turning from the Ratside
Love the use of the dying light soundtrack in the video. Actually suits it pretty good.
This video inspired me to get Tarkov, and I've had the time of my life so far
16:32 KoiFishu has big Puck energy right here
why is this intro so relatable, literally every part of it
I've taken the same inspiration to try and not be ass terribad at the game like every other wipe i've been a part of, i desperately need more of these episodes so i feel less alone
ps. hipfire more often or go to offline raids and only hipfire a couple times, it has made me so much deadlier in ways i cannot describe fully. Taking those first shots means they have to run first, and offers more chance (technically) that you hit them because you're firing more bullets in their direction and if you git gud at figuring out generally where the bullets are when you're sustaining fire you can sometimes accidentally blap some schmuck without thinking just from bein scurd
I came for the Warband memes, but your Tarkov videos are really well done.
The ending is the best
What a heartwarming final :)
Dont worry Simo you are certainly a chad with those guns you packing irl
Simo speaking French, not expected to hear a flawless accent
this channel deserve to have 1M+++++ subs
My favorite Moroccan playing Tarkov? I click
The worst part about this wipe is that the chads have already no-lifed the grind and are all already running around in airframes and slicks and shooting igolnik out of spaceguns.
Early wipe stage didn't even last a week.
Yeah dude please make more of these! Also would love to see you playing Anomaly
I already played anomaly, check the previous video
@@NotSimo certainly have to check it out, thanks my man
I can already tell this will be a great series, best of wishes in your rehab simo!!
Woods was my bread and butter last wipe. Very safe low traffic stash runs, got out almost every time.
Not really playing this wipe, I ragequit trying to do missions on Customs early wipe after dying in
Lesssss gooo Simo’s back
Loved the video! Please make a series of it
Simo & Koifish, can you name a more iconic duo?
I always wondered why you have to inspect everything every wipe - Like, my mans didn't know what TOILET PAPER was.
I have a lot of exams lately, so I'm learning a lot and just finished one exam today, so first time on youtube for a few days, thought I catched a Simo video "live" and was so happy because I thought Simo is streaming right now, just to see he uploaded it yesterday ....
Man you got to do a series on this and get to factory, we believe in you.
The dying light soundtrack tho
Nostalgia
Simo grew from 5'7 to 6" in this video
Dying Light music fits well in Tarkov
Finally a new vid
I'm right there with ya pal
Series must happen!
I love the dying light music
i have no idea what the fuck tarkov is but Simo is peak content so I'll watch
Big like for the dying light soudtrack
Nice! Make it a series please ❤️
crazy video today my friend
Leaving a comment for the algorithm gods!!
Series. Series. Series. Series
lovely video
It's easier to be a Chad with a buddy, but if you're solo it's stealth mission, I've got no buddy to play with
don't mind me vibing to that Katana zero ost
Moderna katana ok melhor modo bem
@@Matheu.eueueueus
Alone scavs weak
Together scavs strong 💪
the journey towards becoming a real sigma male
I'm French and I find your French really good
the dying light theme in the back)
hello new simo fans, this is probaply the only video he will make in this series, sorry to destroy your dreams
Do a little series
please
Love tarkov
Now this is good, comrade! I was waiting for Tarkov from you or comrade Koifish for... how long?
Do you stream Tarki?
Good boy
Woods is a good map that is relatively easy to traverse in
#ChangeMyMind
The Sultan of Mount of blade
0:43 this just makes me feel for killa.
Please more
Idk where ur from Simo, but your french accent is flawless, a true Paris sewers rat, ratatouille tier
General sam
I liked it
Dying light music in Tarkov? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
wooooo
More please m8
0:42 i see the imposter
Yes! Simo on EFT
Early Tarkov is suffering
From chad to chad
nice video
I can't even play tarkov because I got a console and the amount of people I see not utilizing budget weapons when trying to safe money makes it feel like I'm having a stroke. I tried escape from Tarkov at my cousin's house and the first thing I did was turn an AK into a spring bolt marksman rifle because I like the concept of taking apart a weapon and rebuilding it to how you like it
tnx for vid
MOAR TARKOV
End scav on scav violence
General Sam would be dissapointed
So from General Sam to Pestily, I guess?
Can you du perhaps some Videos about Berserk?
cute scav army
GeneralSam would be rly disappointed
Makes me wanna get into Tarkov tbh
It’s amazing, the whole insurance aspect of the game always brings you back.
the Scav on Scav violence makes me sad ;(
I wanna get back into tarkov but the loading times outweigh the amount of fun times ive had and it just doesnt seem fun anymore
Kenshi when??
SYNTHETIK video when ? You used the OST of it, now you have to make a video for it.
As a proud Rat, this title triggers me
4 teh algorhythm
Woods is pog don't you forget it Simo
ALGORITHM
Godamnit, even here Girlsfrontline appears...
*Surprised to see 1000 stat man to playing tarkov, even Koifish lol*
Chad
Gobliiiiin
something something algorithm
For once I'm not watching a video drunk. Yet. Let's see if we can get sloshed before the end.
4:40 i think actual rats would have better aim than that Simo
8:40 what a coincidence, i use a good rum for my mental health. it's banana flavoured. with mango juice.
19 minutes to sloshed time. half a pint of rum on an empty stomach will do that. good vid as always my man.
Rat to Chad but with added mint tea
why no love for the man with a strict budget?