Silent Night (2012) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1779

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  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4629

    I feel like when I die I’m going to see James A. Janisse say “You’ve been added to the kill count”

    • @iAlexDunkley
      @iAlexDunkley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Chaos Joel we can only hope

    • @shape5915
      @shape5915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Lol I hope I get a dull machete

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chaos Joel I really hope that happens to me

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is some dark hilarious stuff right there.

    • @twist_ending7545
      @twist_ending7545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg your profile, is from a movie i used to like

  • @rattlesnake2345
    @rattlesnake2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    Wait this town only has ONE road? Just One?
    Civilian in the town: where is your house?
    Other civilian: its just up the road

    • @AnnoyinglyFast
      @AnnoyinglyFast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Where can I turn in these tax papers?
      At a building just down the road.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Where's the porn shop?
      Just up the road, feller!!!

    • @Reposessor
      @Reposessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr that's what I thought to lmao

    • @ScreamingLordRocky
      @ScreamingLordRocky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gonna take my horse to the one town road

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Civilian: Hey officer, where’s the bank
      Officer: Just up the road

  • @patri6kd3mps3y8
    @patri6kd3mps3y8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3385

    I was afraid the mom with the bad heart was gonna die but I’m so glad to see it was her daughter after she slapped the pills out of her hand

    • @RealTreyOlds
      @RealTreyOlds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      And the old lady in the church when the Santa killer kills the reverend

    • @thetajikball9654
      @thetajikball9654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Patri6k D3mps3Y

    • @Valintinestudios
      @Valintinestudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That kid wouldn’t last two minutes in a Mexican house hold

    • @reesebynumgames5964
      @reesebynumgames5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Thank god, I didn't want the elderly woman to get murdered. Still the Killer is an bad personal

    • @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln
      @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Very cool patrick

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Kid: "Santa sucks..."
    James A. Kringle: "You know something, you suck!" *Angrily eats banana*

    • @felixsbbokari7213
      @felixsbbokari7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i agree X) with James

    • @nuhunla1930
      @nuhunla1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69 likes nice

    • @tomm1ay389
      @tomm1ay389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @cvattt
      @cvattt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHA

    • @felixsbbokari7213
      @felixsbbokari7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cvattt It had to be said or wE wiLl die just for once 😵👏

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2854

    **Axe hits on the door**
    Santa: HOHOHO!!! HERE'S JOLLY!!!

    • @jacobgreenhalgh8924
      @jacobgreenhalgh8924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @Linkfan450
      @Linkfan450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How on earth is your comment rated so highly that quick?

    • @ryansouness8252
      @ryansouness8252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jmotivation07 it means laughing my ass off

    • @doublecheese__2170
      @doublecheese__2170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually smart

    • @Thrasher-ms8oq
      @Thrasher-ms8oq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jmotivation07 look it up dummy boy

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    That old woman saying"I won't say a word" is actually pretty good, really feel for her

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      I like that Santa only kills those who Deserve it
      A killer nonetheless,but like Chaotic Neutral

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@academyjason More like lawful evil

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@academyjason i mean i wouldn't say most people in this film deserve it.

    • @drago939393
      @drago939393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@academyjason Wtf you talking about, he sadistically butchered a bunch of innocent people.

    • @epicultima6449
      @epicultima6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@drago939393 most of the victims did deserve it tho,like the priest

  • @elchirpo3016
    @elchirpo3016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    1:15 I think I speak for most of us when I say James is the hook of the show

    • @stephenarndt5890
      @stephenarndt5890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Preach

    • @djvmx1226
      @djvmx1226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have a question for you sir...
      WHO PUT YOU ON A PLANET? 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      El Chirpo tell james to review bone and tomahawk

    • @nikeyascott9650
      @nikeyascott9650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DJ VMX ink

    • @jimthepickens9898
      @jimthepickens9898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ”Most of us”?

  • @travypatty7590
    @travypatty7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I was so curious when he couldn’t show Dennis’s kill that I searched it myself and regret everything. I think James made the right decision.

  • @ghoulz4brainz
    @ghoulz4brainz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9920

    *When you realise James has two beards-*

  • @SolrSurfr3
    @SolrSurfr3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    10:27 You can tell they shot this part in several takes because “Karson” looks different every time they go back to the chalkboard, and for some reason it’s absolutely hilarious to me

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Haha you're right it actually does. Looks smaller and thin but grows.
      Double takes, Double screwed.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No thEre iS twO s’S

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Double s double screwed

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never noticed that before. That is hilarious!!

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The line under the word dissappears in one of the takes as well.

  • @Sneaky_Horse
    @Sneaky_Horse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "good thing it wasn't garbage day!!!!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @chaotic3962
      @chaotic3962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dallas Smith he should have edited in the meme lol.

    • @tracytorres3477
      @tracytorres3477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dallas Smith fu##ing wow 😂

    • @ether9344
      @ether9344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Garbage day is the day some people die very gnarly deaths.......😂

    • @ashleyescamilla
      @ashleyescamilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur brother a mother

    • @mariatoarba849
      @mariatoarba849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know... especially if MY name is Maria

  • @augistry5439
    @augistry5439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    the maria kill is so damn brutal, wood chipper is a hell of a way to go especially since he put her in feet first cold hearted kringle

    • @efrenmoreno3
      @efrenmoreno3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I thought she died the most brutal death tbh 😭😭

    • @droidfilmz
      @droidfilmz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s leagues better than the meat grinder (not a woodchipper but similar) kill in Texas Chainsaw 3D. God that looked awful

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Technically he put her in foot first... he already took the other foot at that point

  • @JoeMama-ys2tz
    @JoeMama-ys2tz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    "YOU NEED TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL."
    *Santa kills the girl*

    • @marvinsilva9414
      @marvinsilva9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahah

    • @frankgaming6930
      @frankgaming6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *n a u g h t y*

    • @obsidiantitan9791
      @obsidiantitan9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He just took her to the great mall in the sky

    • @aquilyt9778
      @aquilyt9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@obsidiantitan9791 lol

    • @bellylover365
      @bellylover365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She should've watched out and not pout I'm telling you why Santa claus is coming to town

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The Long Silent Night is finally over... as the morning sun finally comes up to end the night...
    Tbh, this was an interesting series

    • @mrflipperinvader7922
      @mrflipperinvader7922 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah yuh

    • @agustinval1508
      @agustinval1508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We went from controversy
      To garbage
      To shit
      To weirdness
      To weird androids
      And finally we reached alrightyness

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr. plutonium you can say that again

    • @thatlilhunta3342
      @thatlilhunta3342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austin Kruse not really

    • @Gesuspiece
      @Gesuspiece 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatlilhunta3342 just stop

  • @Taylor-cu2dh
    @Taylor-cu2dh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    James:So we can stay off of TH-cam’s naughty list
    TH-cam: *DEMONETISED*

  • @d4rkscarletwitch
    @d4rkscarletwitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    8:49 I love how he let her live and he even gave her money too Ik he’s a killer but he’s honestly a nice one..

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Professionals have standards

    • @Justarandomartist28
      @Justarandomartist28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was literally praying he wouldnt kill the old lady. That was a pretty cute scene in a very weird way.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Im NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs - you can be emotionally invested in what happens to fictional characters. Isn’t that what makes media interesting?

    • @rsj2631
      @rsj2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @🌸Sakura🌸 wow who would of guessed it was a movie smart guy 😐

    • @williammonaghan9147
      @williammonaghan9147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very good comment Mr "I have a piss kink"

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    James you're in for a well deserved holiday and I hope you have a good one. You worked damn hard this month by giving us so much content. Thanks for all the entertainment each and every upload!

  • @NickNitro03
    @NickNitro03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    James has no issues looking like an idiot. You da man James

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You talking about the santa costume? He still looks better than me on my best day.

    • @jakeybooyoutube
      @jakeybooyoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RABID RABIDS lol

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Nitro tell james to do bone and tomahawk

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e ปีที่แล้ว

      when james said that the part when the guy gets electrocuted by the christmas lights reminded him of the death scene in silent night deadly night part 2 with the car battery but better i was like yeah but instead of a car battery they used christmas lights

  • @gamingdemon12
    @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    17:10 "TOASTY!"
    OMG thank you for doing that

    • @gdscratcher9795
      @gdscratcher9795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GamingDemon 12 I like how this comment has 188 likes but no comments. I will be the first comment.

    • @colbycarlin6825
      @colbycarlin6825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GamingDemon 12 love it too brotha, only some get it

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gdscratcher9795 thank you

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colbycarlin6825 true fans will understand

    • @yanceyguzman5480
      @yanceyguzman5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolve-potter5775 yeah

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "Sorry, I'm just trying to stay off TH-cam's naughty list"
    Looks like you were safe, as you weren't age restricted

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guess who’s back back back
      Back again
      Just some guy without a mustache is back
      Tell your friends

    • @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens
      @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yay :D

    • @pizzacrumbles
      @pizzacrumbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lel8928 fool,you fool

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza crumbles 😢

    • @rumendoychev8285
      @rumendoychev8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We meet again.

  • @AJWrenn-kj7mj
    @AJWrenn-kj7mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Properly contaminates the crime scene"
    I like the premise of the show a bit, but its the writing and delivery that really makes Kill Count worth watching. Keep being awesome.

  • @jacobsquist8393
    @jacobsquist8393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    *When James pulls out another kill count before Christmas to finish Silent Night Deadly Night*
    Pulled a Sneaky on ya

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “Usually a character’s usually 16 before they become slasher fodder.”
    Oh yeah? Watch “Beware! Children at Play”. The finale of that movie is INSANE.

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds trashy...you have me intrigued...i dont watch enough trashy horror films

    • @AlienWithABox
      @AlienWithABox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CurtyTails It's a great turn-your-brain-off slasher film. The cover art even has a fake "don't watch if you're pregnant or faint of heart" warning on it.

    • @Glibber777
      @Glibber777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember Star Wars.

    • @pkman947
      @pkman947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That ending has to be one of the best in cinema hostory

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      EquestrianAngel:Curt
      It’s a Troma film

  • @MrMoon.
    @MrMoon. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The interesting part about this movie is that the Santa is slightly sympathetic one like in the church with the terrified old lady, it sorta shows that the darkest people have tiny bit of kindness in them

  • @janicekant4105
    @janicekant4105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    The funniest part of when James eats the banana is when he looks away. His eyes move faster then his actual head as if that kid hurt his feelings.

  • @sosig5667
    @sosig5667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Hey James! just a suggestion but it’d be so cool if you could give us your pick for golden chainsaw and dull machete out of all the kills you counted in 2018.

    • @stabykid419
      @stabykid419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG YAS

    • @honoursplace3291
      @honoursplace3291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he'll most likely do that again for when he hits his 2 year anniversary. He did something similar for his first year of Kill Counts. Just wait

    • @cameronmoose4554
      @cameronmoose4554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah like GOLDEN CHAINSAW DOE 2018 IS!!!!!!

    • @emili0645
      @emili0645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's really hard to take u seriously, just the profile pic *where is the lamb sauce*

    • @jbeckdev9965
      @jbeckdev9965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sosig

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I want to illuminate to the audience why I'm a Patron and why you should become one too. By the time this comes out publically, James will have released three full kill counts and a podcast in four days. From my limited video editing experience, it takes at least two or three days to edit a single kill count, let alone write, film and deal with frivolous and captious copyright and upload issues. Had I not known how assiduous is James, I would have deduced he has a hot tub time machine.

    • @adamdoran1398
      @adamdoran1398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah james has really been putting this series into overdrive I pledged to him a while ago and its the best 20 bucks I ever spent.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thanks so much for all your support, guys! But I can't take all the editing credit - the reason I've been able to do so many extra videos lately is thanks to my assistant editors Bry and Zoran and the person who does my graphics for me now, Clara!

    • @Rath460
      @Rath460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice Mortal Kombat reference at 17:07 there, @@DeadMeat

    • @jmorel42
      @jmorel42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyway to support him w/o going through Patron

    • @herberine
      @herberine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I could, but I have no money. :/

  • @LivingDeadGirl45
    @LivingDeadGirl45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When James said don’t get all jealous of that girl knives I was like oh what is he talking about and then I remembered Scott Pilgrim vs the world

  • @tweezle9952
    @tweezle9952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I died laughing when you said “You Suck!” And then ate a banana 🍌 😂 4:12

  • @bradymckiddy8322
    @bradymckiddy8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I'm so glad he spared the old woman.

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he even spares tiffany's little sister

    • @bellyisadorable2754
      @bellyisadorable2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      IKR it’s so nice of him.

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao that comment above me

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao the comment above me

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reverses spell* JAJAJJAJAJAJA UR GAY NOWWWW 😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @reiniest
    @reiniest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *silent night: remade with better crap*
    But seriously James, you have been working hard and all, but you need to have a good holiday

  • @ShadowGaming-bk3qt
    @ShadowGaming-bk3qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:15 even when James Blurs Dennis's graphic death, you can still Dennis's head get chopped in 2 like a damn firewood.

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    17:09 damn it i was gona comment Toasty but James already beat me to it. Love your reference mate.

  • @Dxwnlxad
    @Dxwnlxad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    4:12 had me dead when he ate the banana all disappointed 😂
    Omg so many likes,

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dxwnlxad please tell me you know what movie that is from

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 nope😂😂😂

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dxwnlxad it’s from the movie Billy Madison with Adam Sandler

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 wait, I love that movie but I haven't watched it in so long

    • @devilxali_2123
      @devilxali_2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got 4k likes in a video

  • @daniellolive8592
    @daniellolive8592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Never clicked off the other "silent night deadly night" videos so fast

  • @skii8809
    @skii8809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    16:49 bro looks like he got a pizza slice slumped on his face😂

  • @plompf586
    @plompf586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Silent night:kills kid
    A quiet place: am I a joke to you

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Phonok and don’t forget ‘Season of the Witch’ (the non-Michael Myers Halloween movie)

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *This* is a good movie though.

    • @KlicClacJr
      @KlicClacJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Phonok pet sematery

    • @war_Machine-ti4ps
      @war_Machine-ti4ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nobody-pr7fg that was fuckin amazing

    • @prouddoge1004
      @prouddoge1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Phonok it2 joins the party

  • @txhit2234
    @txhit2234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “Double S, Double screwed!” 😂 10:30

    • @aassad3374
      @aassad3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that

    • @thearttable7612
      @thearttable7612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was so weird right when he said that I saw this comment😂

  • @electrickfox
    @electrickfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I died when James randomly ate that banana after yelling you suck 😂

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I feel that this movie is the best out of the series.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Compatriot i agree

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah even though it's bad the other movies are baddererer.

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its average by remake standards and the story isn't shit.. but then again the bar for the series itself isn't very high really.

    • @HippieGoddess142
      @HippieGoddess142 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It truly was a good movie.

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peeprzboi214 you sound like my dad

  • @g-dog_eswshockwave
    @g-dog_eswshockwave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    9:18
    The story used in the flashback was actually based on a real life tragedy called the Covina Massacre. Where a man crashed his ex-wife’s Christmas party with a homemade flamethrower and a gun.

  • @skits8408
    @skits8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm so glad the old lady at 8:50 survived I got so scared for her

  • @TrebTron
    @TrebTron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THE WAY JAMES EAT THAT BANANA WHEN HE SAYS "you know what you suck!" IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

  • @sashen6678
    @sashen6678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I heard the whole concept of the killer Santa with a homemade flamethrower was inspired by an actual event... EDIT: It was the Covina massacre...

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Adam-qv2bd sounds like a dark comedy sketch

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That guy who roasted his family?

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well that’s horrific.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't say

  • @bob343536
    @bob343536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Watching all these cruddy Silent Night movies really makes me appreciate the stellar “Black Christmas” from 1974. It may be dated but it’s still the best Christmas horror movie I’ve ever seen! Happy holidays everyone!! 🎄

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller7545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    The random picture of Barack Obama in the background at 3:51👌👌😂😂

    • @toefungo8257
      @toefungo8257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cupcake Killer it is

    • @Cwhirt910
      @Cwhirt910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not that random, most Police stations put up a picture of the current President.

    • @theguythatcomments9141
      @theguythatcomments9141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if only it was Barack Yobama

    • @oracle-jo7co
      @oracle-jo7co 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theguythatcomments9141 if only....

    • @thekingping1877
      @thekingping1877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fact's

  • @RainIncorporated
    @RainIncorporated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    “usually a kids sixteen before they get in the slasher films”
    Me having turned sixteen: 👁👄👁

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      come back in 2 years you will be able to do more stuff in slasher films.

    • @jaydenmilligan5202
      @jaydenmilligan5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AidenLS 😐

    • @wyntryx7977
      @wyntryx7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2 more years and you'll be able act in more than slasher films

    • @ShinoIsInnocent
      @ShinoIsInnocent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **Dances is 14 year old**

    • @mileycrwilliams1637
      @mileycrwilliams1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dances in 15 year old

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    These movies in a nutshell
    1. PUNISH
    2. Garbage day is the best day of the week
    3. Human Mojo Jojo
    4. A bunch of witches BUG the shit out of a lady
    5. Some Android Boi loves his mommy
    6. PUNISH mark 2

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For some reason this makes me laugh:
      *P U N I S H*
      ...mark 2

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@onyxsavior7179 *P U N I S H*
      ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

  • @breadtasteweird
    @breadtasteweird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    17:08 good editing skills

    • @drive2926
      @drive2926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr 😂😂😂 had me rolling

  • @alexantinoro2391
    @alexantinoro2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    James A. J makes these videos very entertaining, especially with the added humor

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're trying too hard to get hearted

  • @armandas5656
    @armandas5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    in my opinion, this is on of the best remakes, because just like James said, its tries to be its own movie and having respect to the original

  • @jms7969
    @jms7969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Hey Santa's nice! He didnt kill the old lady at the church.🙂

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and later give's tiffany's (the blonde) little sister a candy cane

    • @markkrouse600
      @markkrouse600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Killing 15 people and being nice to one. Yeah, that’s nice

  • @m.v_mil
    @m.v_mil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is like the Christmas version of Rob Zombie's Halloweens

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except some characters were actually likeable?

    • @m.v_mil
      @m.v_mil 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megashark1013 kind of

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Zombies, Christmas Remake

  • @coltonhastings9083
    @coltonhastings9083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how James is SUCH a Adam Sandler fan, he quotes him alllllll the time

  • @anotherrandomkid6028
    @anotherrandomkid6028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Merry Christmas! Also, I wonder if James will create a kill count for Dexter (2006), even though it is not a horror.

    • @keltonfulkerson7133
      @keltonfulkerson7133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Archie And Friends!*coughs* jurassic park *coughs*

    • @aaroncoats7600
      @aaroncoats7600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love to see that I love that show

    • @AnonymousKiryu
      @AnonymousKiryu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Archie And Friends! Jurrasic world and Jurrasic park be like: Ahem, You were saying?

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kelton Fulkerson the JP movies are horror-adjacent

  • @sameralhamdan7424
    @sameralhamdan7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Silence of the lamb kill count

    • @PrincessCadancee
      @PrincessCadancee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Spoiler?) Man seeing Mason's face scared me.

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The whole series including ManHunter(1986) and Hannibal Rising.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samer Alhamdan hello there Clarice fly back to your nest little starling

    • @bigkahunaburger1092
      @bigkahunaburger1092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plz do Tucker and Dale

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That'd be awesome! The whole brain thing almost made me puke. Got to admit though, Dr. Lecter does have his few moments of kindness. But, that just might be me. ^-^

  • @bouf9151
    @bouf9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Do texas chainsaw massacre!

    • @sugarykoi5320
      @sugarykoi5320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's the same thing i was thinking

    • @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005
      @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Recommend movies/series to do on his gmail because it's easier for James to see.

    • @auuuuugh4296
      @auuuuugh4296 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      _ANA_ _BOI_ yes!

    • @jermer06
      @jermer06 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea he should, but isnt the first movie banned in like 7 different countries

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didn't say the magic word.

  • @cassio8315
    @cassio8315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Still waiting for the Grinch kill count

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jamie Brown I’m still waiting for the sherk kill count

    • @cassio8315
      @cassio8315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One day we need to completely destroy James sanity and make him do a lord of the ring kill count

    • @brewmaster2912
      @brewmaster2912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamie Brown The grinch doesn’t kill people

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie Brown this ain’t it chief

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      zeynep erdogmus r/woooooosh

  • @The_Unknown_Mister_E
    @The_Unknown_Mister_E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I think the kill works the same as an electric chair they use for executions, like you said with the metal cap in his head, which was probably conducive. He probably connected wires in the Christmas lights to it, and I’m pretty certain that the reason he gets cooked in his own skin can probably come from the infamous scene in the Stephen King classic “The Green Mile”, where the sponge was dry, something that real prison guards weren’t supposed to allow. The Santa killer probably didn’t have a wet sponge to kill him quickly and less painfully because he wanted a more painful death for the deputy... but hey, that’s just my theory tbh, and not even all that original more than likely.
    Still, it’s an amazing kill in the movie, and I honestly hold it the highest for how well the opening scene for this movie is done, the simplicity of the kill and how it isn’t really over done like most movies do tbh.

    • @IMightBeError
      @IMightBeError 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, The Green Mile was a Stephen King movie?

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IMightBeError yep and just as well, it was the best role Michael Clarke Duncan got aside from the Kingpin in *Daredevil* and Kilowog from *Green Lantern* of course

  • @bellasothercorner8234
    @bellasothercorner8234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The reference to what happened to Monday was hilarious “good thing it wasn’t garbage daaayy!!”

    • @sketamine4ketamine978
      @sketamine4ketamine978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a reference to Silent Night Deadly Night 2 you dingus

  • @quinnkehoe483
    @quinnkehoe483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “This guy’s just askin to get PUNISHED!!!!” Lol James is such a good host!

  • @zachcouch1987
    @zachcouch1987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Someone who can work in a Nelly refence in a Killer Santa movie is a god amount mere mortals.

    • @johnobrien7675
      @johnobrien7675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur a couch????????? MY MIND BURNS

  • @gtaylor1442
    @gtaylor1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah, that electrocution kill in the beginning is my favorite. While not particularly gory, it’s a possible reference to the jack skellington’s electric chair seen while he sings “jack’s obsession”

  • @vulgarprophet8655
    @vulgarprophet8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    James A. Janisse never fails to entertain.

  • @g0ddish434
    @g0ddish434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:51
    "It is the scariest damn night of the year"
    Halloween: Am I a joke to you?

  • @SageLatrans
    @SageLatrans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Murder Santa would be perfect if there was a Purge: Seasons Greetings

    • @billiemullican3261
      @billiemullican3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yessss

    • @bruh_man254
      @bruh_man254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheAmericanGryffindor ye

    • @atomiclr6369
      @atomiclr6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That wouldn’t make sense in universe tho, doesn’t the purge happen in the summer? Still a cool idea.

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atomiclr6369 The president thinks the purge isn't working so adds the holiday purge

    • @beatsandmusic5697
      @beatsandmusic5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAmericanGryffindor the purge is a holiday in the movie

  • @jimthebottle6647
    @jimthebottle6647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody:
    Every MCU fight scene ever: 15:44

  • @tack3232
    @tack3232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:14 Won the award for best moment in a kill count............................ James eating a banana!!!!!!

  • @kylepollack3029
    @kylepollack3029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Something I love about this movie is the cinematography, every shot is so well done

  • @Cringinator4000
    @Cringinator4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You can pause at pretty much anytime James is on screen and he'll look like he's having a jolly time. Keep up the good work! (I know that no one cares but I've been here since the first kill count)

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    One of the better horror movie remakes out there

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Why are these 2010's movie remakes always so dark?

  • @goompo
    @goompo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    *Oh my God*
    *James acknowledged Ellen Wong as being Knives Chau*
    *_My Scott Pilgrim nerdiness has been fulfilled_*

    • @youngdaggerdick1403
      @youngdaggerdick1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad someone noticed

    • @gamerfan5879
      @gamerfan5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep and I just rewatched Scott pilgrim in honor of the game coming back

  • @nerofogg6585
    @nerofogg6585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Friday the 13th: jason takes Christmas

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love taking other people's comments for likes, huh? Ouch.

    • @fazepetergr1f326
      @fazepetergr1f326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradyberry2777 its not always taking he probably didn't see it who knows

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fazepetergr1f326 shhh, be quiet ginger

    • @tastegreat5109
      @tastegreat5109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Friday before Christmas

    • @claudiakovacs1824
      @claudiakovacs1824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree whit ya

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Horror movie killer: *exists*
    James: IM GONNA COUNT AND RATE THIS MANS ENTIRE CAREER

  • @matthewchalfont559
    @matthewchalfont559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love the Scott pilgrim reference
    Thank you

  • @DeGamez
    @DeGamez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow didn’t expect this so soon, What an awesome Birthday present! Thanks for all you do James

    • @ollyd333
      @ollyd333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh cool, happy birthday man.

    • @eddielee5428
      @eddielee5428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      De happssssss

    • @bromine7947
      @bromine7947 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So do you get birthday presents or Christmas presents

    • @DeGamez
      @DeGamez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bromine 79 yes

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Kills
    1. Deputy Jordan 2:01
    2. Norwood Girl 3:26
    3. Alana Roach 5:18
    4. Goldie 6:26
    5. Frank 6:43
    6. Maria 7:15
    7. Reverend Madeley 8:38
    8. Jane Jones 9:36
    9. Mayor Revie 11:18
    10. Tiffany Revie 11:56
    11. Dennis 12:13
    12. Stein Karsson 13:13
    13. Deputy Giles 14:08
    14. Sheriff Cooper 14:23
    15. Hank Bradimore 14:41
    16. Jim Epstein 15:30
    17. Ronald Jones, Sr. 16:33

    • @omego69
      @omego69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thanks man

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Goldberg's costume and look in "Santa's Slay" actually looks kind of good, he almost reminds me of Tim Allen's Santa apart from the murder stuff

  • @ghosty1954
    @ghosty1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We're really close to Christmas day everyone!!!

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    8:03 Huh, I didn't know we were watching Mean Girls

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I see James took some inspiration from Hausu with those effects at the end there. I was so scared I almost turned into a pile of bananas

  • @wakkowarner1572
    @wakkowarner1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Christmas is the scariest night. Halloween: HEY THATS MY JOB

  • @unknownflickz1289
    @unknownflickz1289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's so cool when I look at your first video and how this channel has changed so much in a year. I remember quite vividly finding your channel in its somewhat early days and immediately getting hooked. I'm so glad I decided to check out your channel and have been a viewer since almost the beginning, cause who knows, Maybe I would have never found this channel

  • @sergeanthartman4723
    @sergeanthartman4723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:39 the story Karsson told was actually based on a true event. What happened was that there was this guy who went to his former in-laws house in Covina, California, dressed as Santa, and with a flame thrower. He then proceeded to burn people with the flamethrower, and shoot people with a handgun he had. He then burned down the house. But unlike this movie, the guy doesn't get killed by a police officer, he drives to his brothers house and kills himself there.

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Double S.
    *DOUBLE SCREWED*

  • @nigelgoldberg4727
    @nigelgoldberg4727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Oh my god, I remember watching this movie as a little kid. I cannot believe I forgot about this. The kill to Maria in Christmas Tree place stuck with me for so long.

    • @efrenmoreno3
      @efrenmoreno3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same it was BRUTAL

  • @_sofafos_3516
    @_sofafos_3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    James: And he just cuts off the pastures fingers!? Holy Sh*t
    Me: yes James, he really was a holy sh*t

  • @torchwood00
    @torchwood00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Initial release: 30 November 2012 (USA)
    Director: Steven C. Miller
    Based on: Silent Night, Deadly Night; by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
    Screenplay: Jayson Rothwell
    Producers: Richard Saperstein, Phyllis Laing, Shara Kay, Brian Witten

  • @starwarsfanatic-df2ce
    @starwarsfanatic-df2ce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Kid: Santa sucks.
    James: You know something, YOU SUCK!
    Also James: Randomly takes a bite out of a banana.
    Me:😆

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Billy Madison y’all!

  • @heartbroken_grace
    @heartbroken_grace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “So don’t go playin’ the hero. That’s my job.” *Seinfeld background music plays*

  • @Xguiseppee75
    @Xguiseppee75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude, im hooked on this kill count serious. Im going to become a patreon and contribute so everyone can enjoy this series. Excellent work James, everything from the execution of the video and the hilarious commentary lol. Peace out!!!!!!

  • @terry8755
    @terry8755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    7:11 loved the national lampoons Christmas vacation reference James!!

    • @kenji_1225
      @kenji_1225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed that too

  • @Winchesterfilmmaker
    @Winchesterfilmmaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    17:07 to 17:12 👏👏👏👏 Great Mortal Kombat reference

  • @zbeqju
    @zbeqju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: the actor playing the annoying mall Santa also played Harvey Bullock in Gotham and in one of the animated Batman series there was a scene in which Harvey Bullock was, in fact, an annoying mall Santa

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "So don't go playing the hero.....That's my job" XD

  • @kennethabankwa5135
    @kennethabankwa5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    17:12 yasssssa mortal kombat reference

  • @damadlad3604
    @damadlad3604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    YOU NEED TO DO FINAL DESTINATION KILL COUNT ALREADY
    edit: I’m not sure if it’s completely true but this comment got a reply saying he won’t do final destination
    RIP

    • @nunya069
      @nunya069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IKR I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOREVER!!!!!

    • @voidthegamerwolf8370
      @voidthegamerwolf8370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can you both be patient? He might do it next year.

    • @pumpkinclown8870
      @pumpkinclown8870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have waited so long

    • @notgamingleast
      @notgamingleast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nintendo

    • @attikai664
      @attikai664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right?!

  • @SakuraCrusader
    @SakuraCrusader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun Fact At 2:56 The Set Shown Here is on Manitoba Ave. In The City of Selkirk. (I Know This Because I Live There.)