Santa's Slay (2005) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

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  • @DariusKetchum2010
    @DariusKetchum2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11405

    So if Santa's the bad guy, does that mean the Krampus would be the good guy?

    • @ryandavidtorres8820
      @ryandavidtorres8820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

      Not exactly. Krampus is the one who disciplines those who have been naughty. In this movie, Santa was a bad person who lost a bet to an Angel to be good for a thousand years. Santa is naturally evil in this movie so he didn't have any sort of motive to kill; he just wanted too.

    • @ParadoxAAA
      @ParadoxAAA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

      Nah Krampus is just his drinking buddy

    • @josecastillo6993
      @josecastillo6993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      your right

    • @eizenkanz7668
      @eizenkanz7668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

      Maybe krampus is just a perfectly good guy who lost a bet to a Satan, so he became a bad guy for thousand years....

    • @Peter_S.Woldrich
      @Peter_S.Woldrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      @@eizenkanz7668 That would actually be awesome :D
      Imagine good soul tormented by obligation of being evil and cruel. Cool motive!

  • @regpett3730
    @regpett3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    Everybody gangsta until the murder patterns came out to the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @MeowSkullsFTW
    @MeowSkullsFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    *Santa cleaning the striper pole is the funniest shit I've ever seen*

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Even he doesn't wanna touch that thing without cleaning it.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Even when he's wearing gloves he's adamant about germ awareness.

    • @bulldozer2668
      @bulldozer2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SQUEAK

    • @chloilove6755
      @chloilove6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Donut head Rick and Morty is a TV show worth watching, you have my respect.

    • @braydenbartley365
      @braydenbartley365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even killers have standards like Lobo from DC he kills legally and keeps his word apparently

  • @originalhistory4446
    @originalhistory4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Seeing a pro wrestler as Santa on a sleigh which is being pulled by a giant white buffalo may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @superowenma5519
      @superowenma5519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is truly north America aside from mexico

    • @1A-L69
      @1A-L69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually find it quite funny

    • @nicholasehrhart8916
      @nicholasehrhart8916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think NXT should do a Christmas event called NXT Christmas chaos with Vic Joseph and Booker T along with Scarlett and Shotzi hosting a two night event

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles aka Shatan aka Shataan is unstoppable.

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason ปีที่แล้ว

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles is Uncle Grandpa's brother.

  • @Invader809
    @Invader809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Fun fact the stripper on the swing is actually Goldberg’s wife and they met on this set doing that scene. True love can be found in all places

    • @aronimous_1015
      @aronimous_1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, if you find it at all

    • @sb_gaming1867
      @sb_gaming1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      invader 809 well then, you learn something new everyday

    • @ManiaxOnYT
      @ManiaxOnYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then their son was born, then he took his shirt off once on a raw because *reasons* I guess

    • @dull_entertainer2857
      @dull_entertainer2857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He actually also said that in the Broken Skull Sessions, with Stone Cold

    • @juanresto6756
      @juanresto6756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:01

  • @andrewdubya1380
    @andrewdubya1380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    *"Santa flees from the Whiny teenager on a Zamboni, and with Grandpa Angel unable to leave the Hockey Rink because magic reasons or whatever"*
    Is easily one of my favorite sentences from any dead meat episode.

  • @memeboi8742
    @memeboi8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    *Santa gets into naughty list cause of killing*
    Krampus: alright the next one on the list is..oh....

  • @tanid40
    @tanid40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    The actor of Santa would’ve made a perfect King Triton from The Little Mermaid

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Bill goldberg.

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Maybe get someone with more acting skills XD

    • @jcw_is_back
      @jcw_is_back 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@GamerGrovyle like gillberg

    • @HeathledgerJoker-g9n
      @HeathledgerJoker-g9n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why did you do goldberg dirty like that

    • @HeathledgerJoker-g9n
      @HeathledgerJoker-g9n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But I'm giving this a like cause its funny

  • @toxicwaist9159
    @toxicwaist9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    Bruh we all just gonna ignore “Tess ticular”

    • @aflgames6226
      @aflgames6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Toxic waist Dixie rect

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Toxic waist Tess tickler

    • @ieatfrenchtoast2544
      @ieatfrenchtoast2544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Ejak Yulate

    • @puggsarepainless2539
      @puggsarepainless2539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Toxic waist Ben Dover

    • @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140
      @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe but are we gonna ignore how Jason went all Jackie Chan and made a disgrace of him self by letting Santa slowly kicking him..

  • @pickledfishlips4081
    @pickledfishlips4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Family: eating dinner
    Santa Claus: busts through the wall like the Kool aid man

  • @pjmassboy3471
    @pjmassboy3471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    This is the most badass Santa ever

    • @thunderbird8449
      @thunderbird8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mostly because he's Goldberg

    • @dylanrandall7269
      @dylanrandall7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kris-Tina Ellis like the abc show

    • @cookiecore69
      @cookiecore69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i want to write that :(

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The historical St. Nicholas (“The Wondermaker”) was said to have been quite a badass too (though sources vary and I’m far from a hagiographer). According to some tales, he stopped executions, survived torture, and started a brawl in the Council of Nicaea by punching a “heretic” bishop in the face.

    • @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp
      @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is the only badass santa

  • @Patrick-Phelan
    @Patrick-Phelan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    You know what? The Goldberg Santa is a pretty good Santa design. It's got the ancient bits, the scary bits, and the Santa bits all working together with none of them overpowering the others. Cheers to the costume designer. (And jeers to the soundtrack producer, yes.)

  • @Caliginousknight13
    @Caliginousknight13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Gotta love when a Rat Race reference is made 💙💜💚

  • @mariannbur2513
    @mariannbur2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    1:58 that sounds like marge from the simpsons

    • @spixvh
      @spixvh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I never thought of that lol😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @dudeidk5498
      @dudeidk5498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT OMFG THANK U FOR COMMENTING THIS

    • @ajchapman5261
      @ajchapman5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How dare you compare Marge Simpson to this dead joke?? Show some respect for the blue haired mother.

    • @yuhjeice7186
      @yuhjeice7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ajchapman5261 r/woooosh

    • @jake_richardson2960
      @jake_richardson2960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know what your right

  • @trapezoid5810
    @trapezoid5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    *"Actually no, lets, uh, let's not say Santa meat."*

  • @danseth5775
    @danseth5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Even with a homicidal Santa, I find Chris Kattan being heterosexual the most unbelievable part of the movie

    • @metaleye90
      @metaleye90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HuH

    • @BZABuddy
      @BZABuddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that you Norm? lol

    • @danseth5775
      @danseth5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@metaleye90 Chris Kattan is an actor and former SNL cast member. He the guy in the beginning of this movie who was foundling Fran Dresser at the dinner table. Kattan is clearly gay and in the closet.

    • @shawndaboyt2260
      @shawndaboyt2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha I’m one of those get rekt

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danseth5775
      :D

  • @katemarieeee
    @katemarieeee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Thank you for all of the kill counts that you have given us these past 3 months. Glad I stumbled across your channel earlier this year. Enjoy the holidays with Chelsea and baby cat 🐈

  • @royal03boy17
    @royal03boy17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I'm starting to think James sleeps in that Santa outfit

  • @Mentally_a_crab
    @Mentally_a_crab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Santa: comes down chimney *
    Fran dresser: Santa ? * errrh *

  • @fnaffan5046
    @fnaffan5046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    All kills
    2:16 BETH MASON
    2:26 JASON MASON
    2:40 VIRGINIA MASON
    2:54 GWEN MASON
    3:03 TAYLOR MASON
    3:16 DARREN MASON
    4:44 MRS. TALBOT
    7:01 MUGGER
    7:53 GOLD DIGGERS BOUNCER
    8:10 GOLD DIGGERS WORKER
    8:27 GOLD DIGGERS BARTENDER
    8:38 GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    9:14 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS
    9:32 GOLD DIGGERS VALET
    9:57 2 NAUGHTY BOYS
    10:25 MR. GREEN
    11:20 CAPTAIN CAULK & 4 OTHER POLICE OFFICERS
    12:32 6 CAROLLERS
    13:34 GRANDPA
    17:36 PASTOR TIMMONS
    total: 41
    ONE KILL EVERY 1.9 MINUTES
    GOLDEN CHAINSAW: GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    DULL MACHETE: 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    8:18 I love that Santa cleans the pole first before using it as a weapon! That's freaking hilarious!

  • @theluignator
    @theluignator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    1:58
    “SaNtA? EeEeEeHh”

  • @thedylanarmy9735
    @thedylanarmy9735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer talking crap to Santa Christmas eve

    • @ChaosGoblin.2003
      @ChaosGoblin.2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *🎵You Could Say There's No Such Thing As FUCKING SANTA But As For Me And GRANDMA We Believe🎵*

  • @lukeevans2717
    @lukeevans2717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I love that line “it’s necronomicon son it ain’t got no kin” 😂

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    I'll be honest, I laughed way harder than I should at the image of Goldberg's murderous Santa wet wiping off the stripper pole.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      he'll eviserate you and get guts all over the place, but he ain't gonna get his hands filthy on a poorly sanitized pole lol

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed very very hard when i saw your profile pic

    • @ppwriteer285
      @ppwriteer285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf is your profile pick😂😂

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Could you blame him? Would you touch a stripper pole covered in crotch juice & sweat?

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rayena Carter no

  • @uselessproductions7867
    @uselessproductions7867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    James in a Santa suit... again.
    I love it!

  • @anthonyloveschickens
    @anthonyloveschickens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I remember when me and my cousin were like, 5 years old my grandma put this on thinking it said "Santa's *sleigh* ”

  • @andykruger4696
    @andykruger4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    this movie was so confusing and dumb, but yet i really love it

  • @GamingGod-fl2yr
    @GamingGod-fl2yr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    The stripper with Goldberg all up in her business would end up being his wife.
    That was how they met

    • @da-vionjeffery3928
      @da-vionjeffery3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      GamingGod45935 wrestling with wregret huh

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What???

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously?

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpaceCase132 yeah, he says something that's quite hilarious in an interview about it too.

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Wanda Ferraton is a stunt double and they met on this movie.

  • @gaylordrobinson1199
    @gaylordrobinson1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    The funniest thing about this is that Goldberg is Jewish

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I loved Goldberg in this movie. His Santa was such a fantastic villain, and it also has me wanting him to play Lobo.

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After this film I think he’d definitely be perfect for it

  • @douglasmarshall6661
    @douglasmarshall6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I don't care how I die, put 'kicked into a cabinet by a professional wrestler' on my tombstone

  • @justace6844
    @justace6844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    How Are you not sweating buckets in that suit???

    • @jakehoward8558
      @jakehoward8558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Its winta my dude, its chillyyyyy

    • @NgenDoesGaming
      @NgenDoesGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He might keep the studio cold while he wears it.

    • @MrDjtonytee
      @MrDjtonytee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or the suit was put in the fridge

    • @profdragonlord
      @profdragonlord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why would he be sweating buckets. It would obviously be sweating boats!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or maybe he is

  • @georgesalisbury5996
    @georgesalisbury5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Is it just me or does this film look like it was made in the 90s even though it came out in 2005?

    • @annonamouse6008
      @annonamouse6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      George Salisbury yeah it does, although i love having high quality films something about old horror films (mostly the way they look) really appeal too me

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it looks like Jack Frost

    • @unusualloser3814
      @unusualloser3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY!!

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @georgesalisbury5996
      @georgesalisbury5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ishathompson8439 Maybe it was shot in the 90s and sat on a shelf until 2005.

  • @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400
    @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how this movie makes Santa look so manly despite being a guy who eats milk and cookies every year.

    • @GojkoStojanovicII
      @GojkoStojanovicII ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Over here in the UK,the tradition is that he eats pork pies and drinks a pint of beer, British Santa is much more chad than American Santa 😤

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@GojkoStojanovicIIbut im from the uk and i give him mince pies and milk

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever seen Rise of the Guardians

    • @captainprice8655
      @captainprice8655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lilbill7385In Soviet Russia you don't recieve presents from Santa. Santa recieves presents from you.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@captainprice8655I mean. My family and I would love to cook a meal up for Santa

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I lost at "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY'!!! THIS MOVIE IS TOO FREAKING MUCH!!! Also the buffalo was cute.😂🤣😚

    • @skyevaughn3295
      @skyevaughn3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same!
      (Yells in deep demonic voice) Move!!! Bitch!!!
      I laughed so hard and its relatable!😄

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think we have all been behind one like her and wanted to do that

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is not a buffalo. It is in fact, a bison.

    • @thomasalvisontos8107
      @thomasalvisontos8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit dizzy guilty gear pfp

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time does it happen at in the video

  • @JonManArmy
    @JonManArmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I remember watching this with my mom, aunt, brothers and grandpa who passed about 7 years ago, I didn't remember what it was called but now I do. Thank you so much when I was little I just remembered the guy getting stabbed in the hands and the strip club scene and now I can rewatch this movie and have a lot of nostalgia.

    • @whoopsieskk
      @whoopsieskk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      for some reason in my mind i read "nostalgia" as "lasagna"

    • @ajd219
      @ajd219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboywhy is that so far fetched

    • @G3N0Unknown
      @G3N0Unknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboy my family watches horror together.

    • @pillow1199
      @pillow1199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dam how did your mom aunt brothers and grandpa In 1 year that's rough buddy

    • @Blank.names.are.better
      @Blank.names.are.better 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pillow1199 no his grandma did

  • @imbored5334
    @imbored5334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Next year do:
    Final destination
    Hereditary
    The shining
    Cabin in the woods
    Carrie
    Texas chainsaw massacre
    Candy man
    Clown
    Sleep away camp
    The babadook
    A quiet place
    Train to Busan
    Psycho
    The ring
    The conjuring
    And don’t forget the ones of the franchise you covered earlier like The first purge 2018 and Halloween 2018

    • @michellekarlowski4855
      @michellekarlowski4855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TH-cam Cat The shining yes!!!!!

    • @LiightingDestroyer
      @LiightingDestroyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No one dies in Babadook

    • @pogosama
      @pogosama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      How about you just enjoy the solid content we get and stop asking for stuff like a spoiled child at Christmas?

    • @elliottharme297
      @elliottharme297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jesus I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to do train to Busan haha

    • @itsyaboithelegend2747
      @itsyaboithelegend2747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pogosama they are just giving suggestions for content so stop being so rude

  • @tetoterritory
    @tetoterritory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Fun Fact: This kill count is roughly 1/4 of the actual movie

  • @noeldunne3407
    @noeldunne3407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    Ho ho homicide

    • @SewrRat
      @SewrRat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Leave

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HA
      I like it

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it.

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ecw613 what dont you understand?

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greysonalex everything

  • @benjamink6555
    @benjamink6555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    3 Kill Counts in 3 Days! Christmas came early!

  • @flashswagton
    @flashswagton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Those kids sound like they just learned what cussing was and say it for everything.

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I watched this movie in high school as a sophomore with some older friends.
    We were going through pay per view movies on the TV and read the description of this one.
    I still remember the jaw dropping hilarity of that first scene and everyone shouting to rewind to see who we could recognize. A similar thing happened with the strip club scene though for obviously different reasons.
    I haven't spoken to those folks in years, and I hadn't really thought about them until I watched this episode.
    Thanks for triggering some really fun memories of a very shitty movie.

  • @TheAussieNinja84
    @TheAussieNinja84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Is this 3 in a row?!
    That's a hell of an early Christmas present!!!

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed it is. It also confirms that santa is a ho ho hoe😂

    • @thescout8804
      @thescout8804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kelly Niszczak aha

  • @commanderkittycat6513
    @commanderkittycat6513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    People: getting brutally killed. James: meh. Buffalo: gets scared. James: Is the buffalo ok? I need to know!

  • @horrornerd6985
    @horrornerd6985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Merry early Christmas guys

    • @eazye2250
      @eazye2250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well i dont celebrate christmas but i guess thanks

    • @mrcrab3652
      @mrcrab3652 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes merry early Christmas

    • @JlGGY
      @JlGGY 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Hanukkah

    • @hptrucking
      @hptrucking 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im shopping now 😀

    • @Thtazaz
      @Thtazaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Honestly, a Pro-Wrestler Santa is badass

  • @mondothegrunt7649
    @mondothegrunt7649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    What I want for Christmas this year is for some *Santa meat*

    • @floo0o0
      @floo0o0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds an awful lot like you've been naughty this year.

    • @guccigang3320
      @guccigang3320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You gay

  • @traviselder5985
    @traviselder5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This was one of those movies where it was so bad it was absolutely amazing

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73
    @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This is great, it's not a guy in a suit, it really is Santa doing the killing
    Awesome

  • @realfilmitic
    @realfilmitic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who else is rewatching all the Christmas kill counts until the big day?

  • @luckyx6663
    @luckyx6663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Didn't Santa lose because he used the grandpa as his puck and the grandpa went right in the hole, but the grandpas puck did not go in the hole.

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hydra 5150 No he does that at the end of the movie. They play again for him to be good for good and that’s when he takes him and does what you said.

    • @acecashman1237
      @acecashman1237 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Retr0Beau that's what he was referring to....

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onemorerep6597 *Facepalm*

    • @hihihihihi8479
      @hihihihihi8479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onemorerep6597 Whoooosh

    • @Cygerion
      @Cygerion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hihihihihi8479 not a woooosh
      a woooosh is when someone does not get a joke
      it wasnt a joke
      also you spelled it wrong

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Little known fact: The stripper that Santa Goldberg makes out with, is actually Goldberg's wife.

  • @Blurdboy
    @Blurdboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    2:00 when your car won’t start

  • @abananaguyinabananaworld1186
    @abananaguyinabananaworld1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how one of the kills is called kicked into display cabinet by a professional wrestler

  • @KeloTheWolfy
    @KeloTheWolfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    4:35 MOVE B* GET OUT THE WAY Lmao based off the real song

    • @Blisteryy
      @Blisteryy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Link to the song: th-cam.com/video/8iOpUdsMeqM/w-d-xo.html

    • @jonathanaguilar682
      @jonathanaguilar682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brandon gaming TV should've linked a rick roll

    • @captainjohnnyboi7728
      @captainjohnnyboi7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonathanaguilar682 UR A MONST-actually thanks for the idea

  • @tyguybrowser806
    @tyguybrowser806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:33 I still can't get over how funny it is to see Santa swears like a road rage driver. My younger self would not believe this.

  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Love the quality content! And wow, you’re still rocking that Santa suit!

  • @Dave12395
    @Dave12395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:58 "SANTA?!?!? [Whatever hell that noise was]"

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Can we stop for a moment to admire and appreciate how much work goes into every one of these videos?

  • @spaghettiormeat1609
    @spaghettiormeat1609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    James is honestly the best youtuber he corrects his mistakes because he cares and he talks about all these deathes but yet is always happy and nice.

  • @lebasilleavesboi6958
    @lebasilleavesboi6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This movie just shows me how easy killing someone can be

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats not very legal

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait no

    • @thaliabalia9871
      @thaliabalia9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is extremely easy. Getting away with it is the problem. If you want to kill someone, make sure it's worth giving up your own. :)

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thaliabalia9871 yeah, people are really fragile. But investigation techniques and tools are really good at their jobs.

    • @eatbutt.
      @eatbutt. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 yes, I agree.

  • @LifeMatters3961
    @LifeMatters3961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:05 “cause that’s the sound of a crazy person 😬”
    That got me 😂

  • @fs.k0be
    @fs.k0be 5 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Roses are red
    Fish have gills
    I’m James .A Janise
    Lets get to the kills

    • @NoName-el5zn
      @NoName-el5zn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      E.P.I.C

    • @elise6544
      @elise6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      CEO of jokes

    • @fs.k0be
      @fs.k0be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yay no haters

    • @yxngkxng1594
      @yxngkxng1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This deserves a like from James himself

    • @STVNBM-qj9qw
      @STVNBM-qj9qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I'm super handsome
      And James is too

  • @ethanjohnston9493
    @ethanjohnston9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    james wearing a santa suit makes this video so much more unscary😂😂

    • @yourlocalbear6880
      @yourlocalbear6880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Yup U.U*

    • @vixayp
      @vixayp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @RedRose19 lol

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not even scary to begin with

    • @Carlos-xp5yf
      @Carlos-xp5yf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Smol POtAto your name seems like one of those people get asked what’s your gender and you say *I’m a potato owo*

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year everyone!

  • @Human_Waste_
    @Human_Waste_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just noticed that the murders are pinned on the map in the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
    @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Santa’s Slay may have ruined kids childhood, but, this movie ENHANCED my childhood!

    • @carola36
      @carola36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yassss Santa slayyyy like a baddie 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
      Please forgive me I only say that cuz I thought it was funny, I don't know what's wrong with me honestly 💀💀💀💀

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    If Santa is Satan's little Jesus child
    That means...
    He's not the Messiah
    *HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY*
    (I'll see myself out)

  • @jaycemcqueen306
    @jaycemcqueen306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    11:10 The murders around the city make a Christmas tree 🎄

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fran Drescher is a goddess. That’s her signature laugh and the Nanny will stay my favorite show 😂

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I remember seeing this movie on TV when I was younger and it actually scared me a bit for some of the killing scenes.

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah

    • @mychaeljones7279
      @mychaeljones7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eh theyre more comedic. Like a death of a stripper and you read their stage name. In irony that's like reading of the eulogy of "Bill Goldberg" so not that scary.

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    While K.O. normally refers to "Knock Out", I feel you meant "Kills Off".

    • @PixelatedTriumph
      @PixelatedTriumph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nathan Williamson, damn, I just accidentally tried to make the same joke but my dumbass didn’t check to see if someone might have already done it.

    • @SomeRando8221
      @SomeRando8221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PixelatedTriumph That makes two.

  • @WillisMillis
    @WillisMillis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Dead Meat, you have just reached a new level of respect in my heart. You have transcended many other TH-cam channels with what I have just witnessed. Some might not understand my appreciation of 7:46. But I love you for that DnD reference.

    • @peytoonald4193
      @peytoonald4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toast lol

    • @bolt_myself1992
      @bolt_myself1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went searching to see if anybody else pointed that out 😂 it caught me so off guard

    • @High_Alert
      @High_Alert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toast dude

    • @gachabelleeci2127
      @gachabelleeci2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadmeat, meat Toast

    • @marcellarisa7239
      @marcellarisa7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How is that a reference to DnD?

  • @yanetgonzalez7948
    @yanetgonzalez7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “SANTA HERRRR”
    (A Masterpiece)

  • @rehanhussain1927
    @rehanhussain1927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Some Good Kill Counts For Next Year Could Be :
    Final Destination 1-5
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre (All Series)
    Jaws
    Candyman (All Series)
    Halloween (2018)
    Leprechaun (2019)
    My Bloody Valentine (Reboot)
    Hatchet (All Series)
    Conjuring Universe (All Series)
    New Years Evil (Reboot) *Probably Next*
    Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
    Children of The Corn
    Dracula
    The Mummy
    Frankenstein Sequels *Boris ones*
    The First Purge
    Alien V Predator Series
    Dawn of The Dead
    Night of the Living Dead (1990)
    Carrie (OG and Reboot)
    Shining (Mini Series AND Kubrick Movie)
    Psycho
    The Ring

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude chill out with the requests

    • @kindabratty
      @kindabratty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude keep making requests

    • @abbychan18
      @abbychan18 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't wait for some of those.

    • @ciminod
      @ciminod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the Hatchet film series is intresting

    • @alyssa529
      @alyssa529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He only makes death counts when the movies are on dvd or something like that and the more people ask the longer he won’t do the movie

  • @fabulouswumbo2612
    @fabulouswumbo2612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Fun fact: Goldberg met his current wife in this movie

    • @thelordoftheend5050
      @thelordoftheend5050 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fabulous Wumbo he meet her in the strip club scene.

    • @fabulouswumbo2612
      @fabulouswumbo2612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lord of the End yeah, she wrapped her legs around his head

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kills
    1. Beth Mason 2:13
    2. Jason Mason 2:25
    3. Virginia Mason 2:37
    4. Gwen Mason 2:53
    5. Taylor Mason 3:02
    6. Darren Mason 3:15
    7. Mrs. Talbot 4:41
    8. Mugger 6:59
    9. Gold Diggers Bouncer 7:52
    10. Gold Diggers Worker 8:09
    11. Gold Diggers Bartender 8:26
    12. Gold Diggers Patron 8:37
    13.-24. 6 Dancers & 6 Patrons 9:12
    25. Gold Diggers Valet 9:31
    26.-27. 2 Naughty Boys 9:56
    28. Mr. Green 10:24
    29.-33. Captain Caulk & 4 Other Police Officers 11:19
    34.-39. 6 Carolers 12:30
    40. Grandpa 13:33
    41. Pastor Timmons 17:35

  • @haydenmack3784
    @haydenmack3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "As shocking as a grandmother who swears" Um... As long as I knew her, I never heard my grandmother swear once

  • @countrygrlalltheway
    @countrygrlalltheway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I actually liked how Goldberg Santa cleaned the pole first and then used it as a weapon. At least he KNOWS what's been on those.

    • @daffyphack
      @daffyphack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A psychotic force of evil brutality, for sure, but also very conscious of germs

  • @Dyslexic_Narrator
    @Dyslexic_Narrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Who else noticed Billy the puppet wearing Santa's hat? XD

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I wanted to see a scene where there is a bar fight between Santa and Krampus

    • @donnamoncrief9563
      @donnamoncrief9563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would have been awesome

    • @scpchan9610
      @scpchan9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      someone commented "so if Santa is the bad guy then does that mean krampus is the good guy?" so true

    • @deedeeparker505
      @deedeeparker505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so fucking ready for that now

    • @reggietaylor3460
      @reggietaylor3460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's in the directors cut

    • @oozydoozie7996
      @oozydoozie7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are both evil I don't think they would fight I think the be best buds

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Santa's hat is more accustomed to the priest hat going back to his Saint Nicholoas roots.

  • @Jorge-wg9tq
    @Jorge-wg9tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Santas slay ? Now i want to see a movie called Massacre on* 34th street

    • @LostOmin
      @LostOmin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Monarch Of Memes Nightmare on 34th Street?

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LostOmin GG you win :(

  • @amandac.s.9452
    @amandac.s.9452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That's the second D&D joke you've made in three episodes. Flak Tanson, you warm my little nerdy heart.

  • @drfallout6533
    @drfallout6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Is this a pun "he killed him with a candy cane which is pretty sweet" .-.

  • @Schnipps
    @Schnipps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is such a fun movie tho. I love it. The smoothness of the kills are so satisfying also, just the way he flips them, their weapons etc is just so good. I love wrestlers in these roles, they have so much fun with the settings usually.

  • @tjsofara6404
    @tjsofara6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Santa : Who is on the nice list
    Goldberg : Who's next

    • @hyphenzero3862
      @hyphenzero3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got that reference

    • @divinecross1058
      @divinecross1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DOLPH ZIGGLER YOU'RE NEXT!!!

    • @Lopez03Eduardo.
      @Lopez03Eduardo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@divinecross1058 well now it's Roman Reigns you're next!!!

  • @Winchesterfilmmaker
    @Winchesterfilmmaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    One of the strippers is Bill Goldberg's wife Wanda Ferraton and this movie is when they started dating

    • @ducklord9933
      @ducklord9933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love this fact about the movie. Its pretty wholesome honestly

    • @haranfuzzball1885
      @haranfuzzball1885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait like. SPEAR!! Bill Goldberg.

    • @jordancrooks6752
      @jordancrooks6752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait really so is that the one with his son right

    • @brysonxd
      @brysonxd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fastinating.... Thanks dude

    • @Winchesterfilmmaker
      @Winchesterfilmmaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jordancrooks6752 Goldberg's wife was the stripper that got Santa in all up in her businesses

  • @bretbader
    @bretbader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I can’t believe that there has been 120 kill counts and still no leather face

    • @theplushplanet9795
      @theplushplanet9795 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      maybe he wants to do all movies of the franchise at once like he mad with hallowen

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I have been asking for a long time

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And nobody sees my comment and im left in the abyss of darkness and deception for which I see no light and no light sees me, I am alone in this world and then you show up with that comment and everybody sees you guess im just the unlucky one left in eternal darkness
      🅱🅾ℹ👋😤

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that's alot of of kill count video James guess doing videos on TH-cam is a better job.

  • @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701
    @cartoonlizardtheanimator6701 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For people wondering what each kill takes place:
    1. Beth Mason: 2:14
    2. Jason Mason: 2:25
    3. Virginia Mason: 2:37
    4. Gwen Mason: 2:54
    5. Taylor Mason: 3:03
    6. Darren Mason: 3:15
    7. Mrs. Talbot: 4:42
    8. Mugger: 7:00
    9. Gold Diggers Bouncer: 7:53
    10. Gold Diggers Worker: 8:09
    11. Gold Diggers Bartender: 8:26
    12. Gold Diggers Patron: 8:37
    13-24. 6 Dancers & 6 Patrons: 9:13
    25. Gold Diggers Valet: 9:31
    26-27. 2 Naughty Boys: 9:56
    28. Mr. Green: 10:24
    29-33. Captain Caulk & 4 other Police Officers: 11:19
    34-39. 6 Carollers: 12:31
    40. Grandpa: 13:33
    41. Pastor Timmons: 17:35

  • @pappysoda951
    @pappysoda951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    James, you’re spoiling us with 2 uploads in a row, thank you for providing us with great content

  • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
    @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I'm late to answer James but you should check out this B-Slasher movie called Drive-Thru. It's about a killer clown named Horny who is the mascot of a fast food joint. I was like 12 when I saw it and the kills are actually pretty gnarly *especially* for a B-movie. Not many clips of it on YT but there is one that can *definitely* give you a taste of it's kills to show that it's worth your time. *Love You Daddy James. Been here since 2k subs* (or 20k. I cant remember but i think 2k)

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially since I remember a solid body count in that movie

    • @tyc8764
      @tyc8764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seen this before and it deserves a kill count.

    • @ericthomas5963
      @ericthomas5963 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, that movie is garbage.

    • @jdthomas1069
      @jdthomas1069 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Thomas Rude

    • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
      @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericthomas5963 But it'd be a fun Kill Count to see. After Thankskilling nothing could be worse😂😂😂

  • @insomnia.2006
    @insomnia.2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “This takes place in Michigan where there is a city named hell”
    -crys in Michigan-

    • @Logan-ee5rx
      @Logan-ee5rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glad someone made a reference to it. Not many people in Michigan know it exists.

    • @braydenmilkowski2811
      @braydenmilkowski2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live a city away from it

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Logan-ee5rx Michigan is a lie made by the government

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like a city in Florida

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sillimant_ You mean Florida

  • @iluv_nana
    @iluv_nana ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t think I’ve seen such an unserious horror movie in all my life

  • @mattlarsen7187
    @mattlarsen7187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    It's ironic because Goldberg is Jewish 😅😂

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen115
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not just Goldberg but the family at the beginning. Actually almost the entire cast is Jewish

    • @somepremium8628
      @somepremium8628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kyros Droztamyr AND DICKS WITH SKIN ON THEM

    • @zdxsher3901
      @zdxsher3901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Larsen rly?

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol really?

    • @animefan8591
      @animefan8591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fran drescher at the beginning is Jewish

  • @kieranschafer5180
    @kieranschafer5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember walking into BlockBusters with my dad in the mid 2000's, seeing Santas Slay on the shelf alongside a bunch of other cheap horror movies, and aweing at how scary the cover and backside looked.

  • @adam_sucks
    @adam_sucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    5:48
    "ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ"

    • @Mochael84
      @Mochael84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The most genuine “what the fuck” I’ve ever heard

    • @ALEX-xr5iw
      @ALEX-xr5iw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      աɦat tɦɛ ʄʊċk

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5:51

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Nerd yes

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A L E X how do you change fonts I really want to know

  • @egge6145
    @egge6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im sorry, but the "I've been good" followed by a bonk is hilarious to me