They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D
lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^
Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.
Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.
@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!
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One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground. I don't know ANY TH-cam from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.
8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol
Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D (Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)
It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".
You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.
Still one of my favorite videos from AVGN thanks to: the catchy Christmas jingle, the terrible bible games, the hilarious game mechanics and sounds, and iconic quotes.
I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.
One time a few years ago, my roommate’s dog came at me with his cute face. All I could say was “baby moses, baby moses, baby moses”. Since then, I have an odd habit of calling cute dogs baby moses. Mind you, I never saw this video until just now.
Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.
This is, by far, the oldest video I've been recommended by the algorithm. Helps that I'm subbed to avgn, but so wild to see "15 years ago" as the upload date
+litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.
This episode is so old that I've been saying ALRIGHT in the same cadence as that board game since I was in middle school and 17 years later my 2 year old son has started mimicking the way I periodically say ALRIGHT.
This was the first AVGN episode I ever saw. I feel very nostalgic about this one - Thank you, James, for making great content and giving bad days moments where I cant help but smile. :)
The BEST excuse for playing DOOM back when it was considered an ‘evil’ game. “Mom, I’m not murdering people in the game, I’m only exorcising them. Look! I used God’s rocket launcher of love to exorcise seven people right now."
I actually (unfortunately) own Bible Adventures, and I can say that Noah's Ark doesn't actually end after you gather all the animals. There's another level beyond that with different animals.
I feel you bro it feels like the avgn episodes were all in somewhere around 2012 and 2013 but this review is all the way in 2006. I remember discovered the Avgn in 2007
“Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris.”
Oh yea, this is 2006.
Lol
Christ those Chuck Norris "jokes" were so bad. What were we thinking?
@@michaelbread5906 at least they were better than the *"WhEn ThE iMPOsTer Is SuS!!!!!1"* or whatever we have now...
@@stefan-x9g If I hear sus one more time, I'm going to scream.
Sus
"It's the Book of Genesis, on the Sega Genesis. And the soundtrack is Genesis."
I really wish you weren't making that up...
that music could be in a Sega CD game
Holy shit foxtrot is the best album ever.
What was that song?
Invisible Touch was the song he played.
Wait so it isn’t real? I’ve been living a lie :(
7:08 “that’s disgusting, I apologise”
LOL the idea that the Nerd has some kind of standards
AVGN's spirit briefly left James' body.
i mean it was kind of dark
Professionals have STANDARDS
Every man has his limits, but not too many are willing to acknowledge when they've gone too far.
@@Ohflipsnap I feel called out
"See you in 2007"
That is so weird to hear
So long ago my friend 💔😭
Some of the viewers watching this video might not even have been around in 2007.
2007 is the literal year I was born
@@zetafish7347 I had 2 years in 2007
I’m starting to feel really old because there are people who can’t even remember what 2007 was like.
the re-watch value of AVGN is unique.
Right? they're still funny af
JonTron has great rewatch value as well.
Brendon Halverson I make it a monthly routine to re watch Jon Tron stuff
Amen ☺️
Yep
"That's disgusting. I apologize."
I can't recall any AVGN episode that Nerd apologized for anything. Not sure, but I really haven't.
I think I recal him doing it in another couple episodes.
He also did it in Indiana Jones after saying "buffalo shizz"
When he keeps accidentally hitting the guy from behind the couch in the battletoads 2 player, he kind of does.
The best part of that line is how he leaves a sizable pause between saying the dead baby thing and apologising.
@@mattking9220 lol that's so atrocious
Bible games are these type of game Ned Flanders would get for his sons
Until they're in high school. Then he'll introduce them to the greatest Bible game of them all: DOOM.
Jonathan Szuhai * then hell show
Anti Hero like binding of issac
+Anti Hero Yes :) The Simpsons should've made this joke long ago lol
They did when Bart found a Bible-themed FPS edutainment game at the Flanders' house. The Wiki even points out that this is a nod to Bible Adventures and Super Noah's Ark 3D
So considering that DOOM and Wolfenstein have been rebooted into new franchises, when are we going to get our modern Noah's Ark 3D remake?
Well, it's on Steam.
Ummm.... it's been on Steam for a while now. I own it.
@@Chaos89P does it work with the Brutal Doom mod?
@@sneakysnake7695 No clue.
@Gold Star Gaming, it is on Steam, but it's just a remaster of the original game.
Does anyone else find it ironic that a game meant to teach kids about morality cheated its way onto a system by braking the rules?
yeh
The Elephant of Doom Good point
You're fucking profile pick made me fucking slap my computer screen
Adam Winslett me too
The Elephant of Doom
Moses supposes his toeses is roses but Nintendo said NO!!
2006....goddamn where have the years gone?
Noah took them away.
+Maclin Wiley
I know...It still feels like yesterday.
I guess the AVGN is officially timeless.
up yo ass!!!!!
jk, love ya
Time took them away, actually.
"he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice"?
well yeah he just started making these videos so he was on budget :P
lol i suppose. i just thought it was so random. the nerd is pretty much always at his home. and chicken and rice is pretty healthy... i feel like Kyle Justin would've cooked the nerd some chicken and rice for christmas ^-^
AlienMyth64 lol wat
AlienMyth64 ehhhh... it depends where you get it..
He was trying to rhyme.
"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want him."
I snortlaughed so hard.
The best line in the entire video
the line my biological parents gave me when I finally discovered I was adopted and tracked them down as an adult
Post-natal abortion
the nerd narrating the replay of the lion getting clobbered and the squirrel hitting itself with an accorn is just pure comedic gold to me
"Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris."
God, that sentence is straight out of 2006. lol
“He’s gonna go home and eat chicken n rice”
this man deserves a grammy
This episode is so comfy. A true Christmas classic.
Makes me want some chicken and rice
@@DADVIDS If only I had gotten some chicken and rice for dinner! 😆
DOOM is the best bible game.
Lets see:
You kill demons in the hell...yes...is the most christian game in all time!!!
I will kill
all demons in Hell
_for the lord_
Damn right.
OT god said to go to war
NT god said kill no more
But in DOOM, we carry swords
to catch the blood from the screaming hordes
And yet Christians are offended just because it has imagery. It's not like you're playing as a demon!
"See you in the year 2007."
I think we're well beyond that year, AVGN.
Almost 10 years beyond.
this came out in 2006
next year is 2017
+Chris obviously not
See you in 2018
Every December, I randomly remember that all the of the AVGN Christmas episodes exist and I decide to binge a bunch of them late at night while sitting next to the Christmas tree. It just feels right for some reason.
It`s a tradition to watch Christmas AVGN episodes around the holidays!
A tradition I'll do for years to come
Exactly what I'm doing! I start my December every year rewatching Erased which is such a great anime, and also rewatching Christmas themed AVGN episodes, and also a terrible animated Christmas movie called The Christmas Tree.
@@VidyaBros1 nostalgia critics video on it?
@@s.lenderjay8607 for me yes there are a few Nostalgia Critic videos too on that playlist. We start with the critic and end with the nerd. Also gotta have some Scott The Woz in there too!
See you in 2007!
'Flight to Egypt': it's bad
- AVGN
+Master Xehanort And French plane. Truly, AVGN is a prophet.
And he ends up playing it anyway
Jojo approved that.
10 years later, we still enjoy these videos.
FresnoCA93727 10 more years and we will still love them
13...
@@DavidGarcia-sv4fn Even 2019. I love this episode.
@@adamuzumaki98 2020
2022 baby
Bruce Lee's relative from Hong Kong 97 may find Noah a challenge to fight...
You don't FUCK with CHIN!!!!
+Enclave Commander NO.3-117 I fuck with my chin chin.
But the real question is what happens when Master Joe, John Wayne's half-cousin's step son, shows up??
Dcc357 Jann lee couldn't even beat Noah
His name is Chin you uncultured swine
only realised how old this video was when he made the chuck norris joke
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Cool!
0_0
TMNT 3 Movie Review.
Original.Kasizzle wut
gotta love that 360p
I'm guessing the snakes that were on the trees went extinct since Noah didn't put them in the arc.
pretty much huh lol
hahaha😅
but you forgot baby moses
Maybe they were water snakes?
TBH, there are more stages of gathering animals than those in that segment. I played it enough to find out.
Truly amazing that James has been on this site since the beginning of TH-cam and is still a icon solute to the G.O.A.T. of gaming reviews
One of the very few people that made a long term gig out of his initial spark. Might be more formulaic these days, but that's way better then it just burning to the ground.
I don't know ANY TH-cam from 2006 that is still on this platform AND still succesful. Maybe companies, sure, but single youtubers? Only AVGN as far as I know.
"It's the Book of Genesis on Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack is Genesis."
LMFAO I'd do anything to play that xD
Saaame
There's no way this episode is about to turn 17 years old in just a few hours...
Oh no, guys... Super Noah's Ark 3D is coming to Steam. I'm NOT kidding.
***** It isnt a joke !
WHAT?!?!?!!??!?!
***** Almost 50 positive reviews. WTF?!
***** $3.99!!!
***** Surely a sign of the End Times.
A fun fact. “The AVGN is Here” is actually older than the AVGN Theme (Not the ANN Theme)
I love how much he can't get over Noah lifting the animals. Makes me laugh every time.
8:40 so for years I've done the high pitched "Sheepy sheepy sheepeh!" Whenever I was hunting for something in a game, be it a material, a creature or another player. (Including playing as Jason in the Friday the 13th game) and I forgot where I heard it from but I just kept doing it here and there.... I finally remember lol
"I didn't forget him, I just didn't want em." Avgn 2006.
This is a part of my Christmas tradition
Surfing Pikachu 14 ditto :)
triddo
Every december: _"It's time for another sacrileligious christmas f*ckfest!"_ :D
(Tge line's not from this episode. But I always go through Bible Games 1-3 + Winter Games while am at it, every year.)
Same here. Every year!
This was peak AVGN. I miss this level of soul.
I love it when he starts flight to Egypt, and says it's bad and goes to the next game
13:07
"Let's take a look at "The Book of Genesis" for the Sega Genesis, and the soundtrack... Is Genesis!" lol
It's a good thing that the 6th commandment reads "You shall not steal.... unless you're making shitty unauthorised Bible games, THEN it's okay to break the rules and steal ideas".
Kek
That was the 8th commandment.
They were leading their game to the promised land of the NES
WAIT YOUR TELLING ME I BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO EVERY DECEMBER FOR THE LAST 17 YEARS
Player 1 : ASSSSSSSS
Kimmeh Boo Boo Player 2: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Pickle.
Milk bone gaming player 3: FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKK!
No matter how many times I watch this, I'm always amazed by how he gets all of the questions wrong at 12:00
Noah From Noah's Ark For Smash DLC
Lucas Cunningham WHICH Noah's Ark?
+Jonathan Szuhai .....yes
+WolfGamer [fires fruit from my slingshot, sending it flying into WolfGamer's face.]
Friggin' smartass...
***** *It glitches right through me* is this the nerd in me, or is that TFS?
+Lucas Cunningham muds
I swear AVGN is endlessly watchable. Not sure why. I guess it’s just timeless.
Olaf the Snowman was a rip off of the Guitar guy
Come on Disney, that's uncool
Your just joking dude.
Justin Gochioco says elsa the bitch
you know she is the Sub-zero of the disney princess. She just needs that spine rip to complete her aresnal.
"wah my ice magic is scary I'm going to cry in my room for 14+ years and ignore my only sister"
You know Elsa was trying to protect her sister Anna when she ran off on her own. Plus in the end it has their love that thawed a frozen heart. Which was new since it was another girl that saved Anna and not Kristoff.
I always come back to the AVGN Christmas specials every December. They were always some of my personal favourite videos on here.
Me too, these videos are time-less ^~^
Same here
Good work, but you forgot Baby Moses
Edit: wow what a crap ton of likes!!!
no he didnt
+Sansy Fresh it was a joke :/
Nice Terry profile pic you got there.
I didn't forget him I just didn't WANT him.
😂😂😂
Still one of my favorite videos from AVGN thanks to: the catchy Christmas jingle, the terrible bible games, the hilarious game mechanics and sounds, and iconic quotes.
I didn't stop laughing at the lion and the squirrel.
HAHA me too, I came to re-watch this video just to watch that part
"See you in 2007".
How I wish to go back.
With you there dude.
I was 6 in 2007
Then I'm broke as F again, I refuse.
@@RickyPWiiSports I was 4
Yes. Before the internet and technology really took off, and now it seems like everyone is a hypersensitive twitter extremist.
"Published on Dec 25, 2006"
It's been so long already ... 12 years since Bible Games happened?!
YYYYEP!!
Nearly 14 years now
Looks like it'll be a quarantine Christmas this year
Heck, I never leave the house on Christmas day!
Any chores I do, I do the day before
People talk about classic holiday movies and TV specials they revisit year after year. The old Christmas nerd videos have become my Christmas classics
Same here! 🎅👍
Same! At least up to 12 days of shitsmas
Same here
5/10 needs more baby moses
needs more super noah
5/10 forgot baby moses
KoolDude 1337 5/10 needs with veggietales
Archer Bennington needs more Ass
Kill all the babies
I'm a Christian. Honestly, I don't blame anyone for not liking these games. They're cheesier than the quesadilla I ate today, and that thing was freakin cheesy. I mean, my hand got tangeld in the stuff. It was horrible.
try asking for a pizza with as much cheese as the boss allowes
HAHAHA!
Quesadillas are supposed to be cheesy.
The cheesier the better.
They’re not horrible
I love the squirrel knocking lion out 😂
Lol that was the best part
7:14 Bro...
AVGN: That’s disgusting, I apologize.
All is forgiven.
This is classic Nerd. Incredibly quotable and funny. Love re-watching it.
Nearly 15 years later, and this video is still enjoyable
They should've released it on the Genesis so Noah could've benefited from the "blast processing".
And his story takes place in the book of Genesis.
RyanSellman1 They did.
11:55
I'm always surprised how he got all of those questions wrong
One time a few years ago, my roommate’s dog came at me with his cute face. All I could say was “baby moses, baby moses, baby moses”. Since then, I have an odd habit of calling cute dogs baby moses. Mind you, I never saw this video until just now.
lmao I remember watching this back in middle school, that was over 8 years ago. This is a total classic and timeless.
Hell yeah! those were the days
Not as old as the people who were in Jr High when this came out.
8:23 I just needed a replay of AVGN saying “Dumb $hit”
6:29 Baby Moses is definitely flipping us all off there
As a Christian myself, I find this video both funny and true. These games are terrible!
trcgamer99 nobody cares
@HauntedM Someone may have thought it was worth knowing.
His comment got 23 likes, so clearly someone did care.
As an atheist myself , I find this games very fun to laugh at with my friends. This games ain’t to shits real . And yea they’re terrible.
it’s not nice to make fun of god and as a Christian I believe god is real and
If you don’t believe just don’t comment something rude.
Watching the Mandalorian in 2019 and hearing people say, "Baby Yoda" all the time constantly reminds me of this episode. I can't stop saying Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda, baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda.
Baby moses vs baby yoda smackdown
I have no explanation for this, but the way James says "Except for those chocolate cats" at 5:34 has always been hilarious to me
Pippi LongStocking when she sees Noah: “finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”
I always get ready for Christmas by rewatching the Bible Games trilogy.
retro avgn - my self prescribed treatment for seasonal depression 😂
This is, by far, the oldest video I've been recommended by the algorithm. Helps that I'm subbed to avgn, but so wild to see "15 years ago" as the upload date
0:12 i came here for the old thumbnail
There you can see it: all squirrels go to heaven. :)
+SnakePlissken73 Oh my god XD
That's a relief
+Skull Video You mean cats.
F Shehu
Nope
Skull Video Cats do deserve Hell.
It is 10 years since this episode....
Suh Dongbin makes me feel so weird that I was 10 when I started watching this guy...
I still watch it every Christmas. It's become a tradition for me.
Suh Dongbin it is one years since this comment.
13 now
14, but it will be 15 11 months from now
No honest Christian would approve of making and distributing unauthorized games. I'm surprised nobody pointed that out
That's debatable. What sin are you committing by making "unauthorized" games? What sin are you committing by buying them?
+litestudios So, as long as it doesn't violate the ten commandments, Christians can do whatever they want. It's not like government can get in the way of their actions.
No "true" Scotsman falacy
+litestudios There's not a lot of honest Christians, in my experience.
Spread the word of god by any means necessary.
This episode is so old that I've been saying ALRIGHT in the same cadence as that board game since I was in middle school and 17 years later my 2 year old son has started mimicking the way I periodically say ALRIGHT.
This was the first AVGN episode I ever saw.
I feel very nostalgic about this one - Thank you, James, for making great content and giving bad days moments where I cant help but smile. :)
For some reason this episode makes me feel really relaxed
AVGN from 2006-2010 really relaxes me
it's the neurosis you're crazy
18:16 "That's where this game belongs, the fucking garBITCH!" - AVGN, 2006
You've become one of my christmas traditions. Id almost say nostalgia. Thanks man
It's not Christmas season without the AVGN classics.
The squirrel got raptured.
13:13 so you could say that Eve had the “Invisible touch”?
She was an "Easy Lover".
Out... Both of you.
It makes me wonder...have they made any recent unlicensed biblical games on the xbox 360 or PS3?
Internet Anarchist™ PS2 had a Bible Game.
does the game have any effort put into it like these games have almost no effort and unlicensed
Tucher97 super noahs ark 3D is licensed i bought it on steam twice.
Erase why the fuck did you buy Noah's ark twice?
Johnny DeCastro I'm wondering why he didn't buy it three times.
It's December 16th, 2023 and I'm watching this while pooping
The Binding of Isaac is definitely the best bible game, if you can even consider it a bible game lol
Well, I mean, DOOM's pretty good too.
Fan of Dante's inferno if that counts.
The BEST excuse for playing DOOM back when it was considered an ‘evil’ game.
“Mom, I’m not murdering people in the game, I’m only exorcising them. Look! I used God’s rocket launcher of love to exorcise seven people right now."
Lord Fadora You were smart there.
I actually (unfortunately) own Bible Adventures, and I can say that Noah's Ark doesn't actually end after you gather all the animals. There's another level beyond that with different animals.
I love how this has become my new Christmas tradition watching AVGN Christmas videos and die hard
Still the best Christmas intro so far
The AVGN may warn us about bad games, but that just makes us want to play it more.
"see you in 2007"
Oh... dear... god. Just kill me.
Holy fuck time paradox lol
hard to believe this was almost 10 years ago! feels like yesterday
tyro6743 "Almost"
yep AVGN for fucking life!!!
I feel you bro it feels like the avgn episodes were all in somewhere around 2012 and 2013 but this review is all the way in 2006. I remember discovered the Avgn in 2007
I don't care if I've seen this or any of the other episodes at least a dozen times, The Nerd's content is ALWAYS a lot of fun to watch!
See you in 2019. Gotta love how genuine these early episodes were.
See you in 2021
I wish
@@itsastikbotparty8149
Hi from 2021... everything still sux.
2022 is a little better
i tried to carry a lion and i punched him in the nuts now he ate me i'm inside of him PLEASE HELP
***** i'm still alive! the lion spat me out because i pissed my pants but i woke up in Africa and now i'm surviving here!
***** also i'm calling a rescue chopper now XD
Lenny Face Still a better love story than...that one book with the sparkly Cedric Diggory in it.
Lenny Face Reminds me of "Man punches lion and tickles his nuts".
BurnH34l 's never heard of it but it sounds like furry porn material
15:38 Noah puts two of each animal ... In the ground!
Revisiting this video 13 years later just for the line "Noah, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris!"
I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials again today. Wish me luck.
I do it every year. It's a weird tradition but I still love it
luck with what? not rolling on your back like a turtle with no one to help?
next Christmas, this video will be 10 years old.
I love how there's only six animals on the checklist.
AVGN is the perfect thing to watch while drinking