Wizard: Why is the Barbarian carrying a skillet? Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus. Wizard: He has spells? Bard: Just one. Every time he his someone with it, he says "Cast Iron!"
"Even if the rules allow it, I can't wipe out an entire Tau cadre by spitting on them." Oh right, space wolves can spit venom as a natural attack in the RPG systems.
@@templarw20 we had one tactical marine that discovered frag grenades did minimal damage to him and for 1 point had infinite grenades per the rules. He charged into hormagaunt swarms and used frags as MELEE weapons
@@Mr_Welch Sir, the stories you told about Deathwatch games was my incentive to get the set when Humble Bundle had them. Need to convince my group to. Of course, we don't take the grimderp stuff seriously, so I'm likely to have their killteam get assigned as the bodyguards of one of the Inquisitors that is trying to actually talk to the T'au.
"when told my the commanded of my infantry unit to get the APC I am to assume he means an Armored Personnel Carrier, not the rock band A Perfect Circle."
I got one of my own for you, "I am no longer allowed to have a Bag of Holding (especially from the get go) after using it as a potable toilet and not telling anyone else I did so". Told the DM (In private) I was just going to fill it full of crap and I meant it.
The Gympie-gympie treant was added to the List a few days after AJ Pickett had done a video on them as part of his Ozzie (Faerun Australia) video series, so I already knew what you were talking about. :)
@@thedabblingwarlock wasn’t just in comic books though. Old republic had them and new Jedi order. Also YA Obi wan novels about him as an apprentice. All in all very commonly used in Star Wars pre Disney
@@xavierp7658 Okay, there are literally hundreds of EU books and comics. I've read maybe 30 of the books and none of the comics. All of them were Post OT or during the times between movies. And that doesn't change that it's a stupid weapon even if you have force powers. Ever heard of an urumi? That's what you're making, a lightsaber version of an urumi.
It's not a checklist, it's a . . . warning list. I'm not allowed to ask the GM's brilliant, tactical NPC for tactical advice because my character isn't good at tactics, then, after their grandiose discussion say, out of character, "Okay, now, would you like a plan that would _actually_ work?"
Mr Welch, do you have a copy of the original 'Can No Longer Do' list taken from your end? It sounded like there was several points in the original video where the broadband failed and list items were lost in part or in whole in transit to YT. If that was the case, please re-upload any intact copy you may have to YT now that you have a decent internet connection. Thank you. :)
Now, I would dispute your Scottish Jedi not having a Lightkaber. I mean, if Disney Star Wars is "canon," and that chick had a light-whip in Ahsoka, you're perfectly allowed to have a lightkaber. I'm not allowed to play the North Korea Supreme Leader Arrival Song to try to flatter someone, especially the GM. th-cam.com/video/wRv-L4dy8wk/w-d-xo.html
Wizard: Why is the Barbarian carrying a skillet?
Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus.
Wizard: He has spells?
Bard: Just one. Every time he his someone with it, he says "Cast Iron!"
When do we get the Tex and Mr. Welch play D&D? Because that’s the day that reality breaks and Cthlu takes a sick day from too much stress.
They should team up to run the Mechwarrior RPG
Them doing dnd would be awesome
Or Robotech so they can really jump the shark
"Even if the rules allow it, I can't wipe out an entire Tau cadre by spitting on them."
Oh right, space wolves can spit venom as a natural attack in the RPG systems.
All space marines can spit acid. Except Imperial Fists and successors. So everybody can laugh them.
@@Mr_Welch Ah, that's why I forgot, I usually run Fist in the RPGs. Edit: You know, when I'm not playing a temple assassin instead.
"Can't elbow drop the chaos space marine from orbit."
Deathwatch player: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
@@templarw20 we had one tactical marine that discovered frag grenades did minimal damage to him and for 1 point had infinite grenades per the rules. He charged into hormagaunt swarms and used frags as MELEE weapons
@@Mr_Welch Sir, the stories you told about Deathwatch games was my incentive to get the set when Humble Bundle had them. Need to convince my group to. Of course, we don't take the grimderp stuff seriously, so I'm likely to have their killteam get assigned as the bodyguards of one of the Inquisitors that is trying to actually talk to the T'au.
"when told my the commanded of my infantry unit to get the APC I am to assume he means an Armored Personnel Carrier, not the rock band A Perfect Circle."
I got one of my own for you, "I am no longer allowed to have a Bag of Holding (especially from the get go) after using it as a potable toilet and not telling anyone else I did so". Told the DM (In private) I was just going to fill it full of crap and I meant it.
The fact that you can't have caberchucks or a caber-saber is just anti-Scottish bigotry at its worst.
I kind of want to interview one of DMs, also you speak Navajo?
I know like 3 words. I think
The Gympie-gympie treant was added to the List a few days after AJ Pickett had done a video on them as part of his Ozzie (Faerun Australia) video series, so I already knew what you were talking about. :)
Ask for a light-whip next time. Those are apparently cannon now with the Acolyte.
They have been Canon since the Marvel comics days (the original ones)
Lightwhips have been around pre-Disney. Where were you?
@@xavierp7658 Not reading the Marvel comic books, obviously. Doesn't make it any less stupid of a weapon.
@@thedabblingwarlock wasn’t just in comic books though. Old republic had them and new Jedi order. Also YA Obi wan novels about him as an apprentice. All in all very commonly used in Star Wars pre Disney
@@xavierp7658 Okay, there are literally hundreds of EU books and comics. I've read maybe 30 of the books and none of the comics. All of them were Post OT or during the times between movies.
And that doesn't change that it's a stupid weapon even if you have force powers. Ever heard of an urumi? That's what you're making, a lightsaber version of an urumi.
Yeah, that garage sale on the BBEG's furniture is just a good idea.
We are all listening. 25 6 to 4 😊
Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do: name Ruby Rose!Batgirl as your spirit protector?
+1 _Reunite _*_In Living Colour_* [!]
Nice hat
Army surplus store near work was going out of business. It's 80's West German Air Force enlisted
@@Mr_Welch awesome
Guten Tag Herr Welch!! 😊
2:38 😀😃.... that normally unlocks itself within 60 to 90 minutes 😎.
Checklist? I use it as a to-do list.
It's not a checklist, it's a . . . warning list.
I'm not allowed to ask the GM's brilliant, tactical NPC for tactical advice because my character isn't good at tactics, then, after their grandiose discussion say, out of character, "Okay, now, would you like a plan that would _actually_ work?"
Nah, bucket list.
How did. The. Tau cadre
@@Yarkoonian space Marines have acid spray as a starting ability
😂 Fizban'd
SO ... any word about the new Conan RPG coming from Monolith? It's Conan ... but I worry about whether they do it right ...
@@johnstuartkeller5244 I've seen it in stores but haven't looked through it
Mr Welch, do you have a copy of the original 'Can No Longer Do' list taken from your end?
It sounded like there was several points in the original video where the broadband failed and list items were lost in part or in whole in transit to YT. If that was the case, please re-upload any intact copy you may have to YT now that you have a decent internet connection. Thank you. :)
Unfortunately it was a livestream. Reuploading will just give the same quality
@@Mr_WelchThanks for the info.
Is there a PDF of the complete list available?
@@jeffjones4654 not that I know of most people just cut and paste the list
@@Mr_Welch Where can I find the list?
Is the redeemed demon queen Nocticula?
Tasha
Somebody play rogue trader this week? Lol
A few weeks ago
Now, I would dispute your Scottish Jedi not having a Lightkaber. I mean, if Disney Star Wars is "canon," and that chick had a light-whip in Ahsoka, you're perfectly allowed to have a lightkaber.
I'm not allowed to play the North Korea Supreme Leader Arrival Song to try to flatter someone, especially the GM. th-cam.com/video/wRv-L4dy8wk/w-d-xo.html
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For the last time, there _are_ Drow in DragonLance. I have even cited the legitimate sources proving this numerous times. Stop being in denial!
Not while Margaret Weis still has an axe