Love how he looked at all the old and unfunny FNaF memes instead of current ones (like in Dawko's FNaF meme review), yet he still manages to make it entertaining.
Here's my favorite meme Withered Freddy: "I leave parts and services" Withered Freddy: "I enter the office" Withered Freddy: "I get fooled by my own head" Withered Freddy **wait a minute**
1:23 The reason the mask works is because the toy animatronics AREN’T possessed by the kids! The toys are fitted with facial recognition software linked with the sex offender database (which lists any crime carried against a child, not just sex crimes), and they start attacking the player because the player is Michael Afton- who bears a striking resemblance to William Afton (who is on the registry for his crimes during the missing children’s incident, since he was arrested before being released due to lack of evidence- those kinds of charges stay on your record even if you’re cleared) and as such registered as a threat. This is why the toys are scrapped at the end of the game- because of their apparent malfunction- and why the old animatronics are brought back, as they’re deemed safer by comparison since the only issue Fazbear Entertainment could find with them was the smell. This has been FazFacts.
Someone actually looked up the coordinates given in FNAF (I can't remember which game) and it was the coordinates of an actual restaurant. Also, FNAF 4 was originally named Five Nights at Freddy's The Final Chapter, but after a month or two, it was renamed
7:36 I feel this me and my sisters be dressing as the Rockstar animatronics in roblox and people will come up to us and be like "the rockstars don't exist" and "where's Monty where's roxy" like since when were Monty and Roxy in fnaf 6?
My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, I, uh, y'know, I - I - I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren't for me it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is life - life goes on. Well... Well for everyone else life goes on. Not - not for you.. uh.. You're dead. That's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville, and I said to him - I said "Orville, I-I have a story." And he said to me "What's the significance of the story?" and... I said to him "O-Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, uh, y'know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And not only that, but you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume, y'know?" Sometimes I said "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I'd made sandwiches. Poor Orville was... having such difficulty eating it. Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? The-they're all feet! An-I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I-I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks, and probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out - I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, uh.. at least... at least that's what I've heard. Y'know I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh - and I told Orville this as well - "If you wanna feed ducks, or birds, or any kind for that matter, it's best to buy seed." I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh-oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
@@MountainMemelord I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near. Yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then. So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms... This ends. For all of us.
5:26 Wanna know what always bothers me about this? William designed the animatronic to lure and kill kids in Elizabeth’s age group. He warned her not to go there but she failed to understand why because William said he made baby specifically for her. He could have just programmed Circus Baby with facial recognition software to identify his kids versus the specimens and Elly (my nickname for Elizabeth) would still be alive.
6:06 If Freddy is going to be on a package of gummy bears, it should be that infamous sugar-free version with all the bathroom-themed reviews on Amazon.
The Fnaf memes are really true and has the best laughs that never gets old and this was a banger Bijuu Mike and glad to see more reactions like this in the next time
ngl my feed hasn't pushed ur videos since like 2017 so i forgot i was subscribed to you i think the last video i saw of yours was a bitlife video tbh i've been watching old videos all day and its glad to be back.
I remember how traumatized I was when I found out that fanaf was about oofed kids and it didn't help that some kids curtains on the way home from school were fanaf themed
Love how he looked at all the old and unfunny FNaF memes instead of current ones (like in Dawko's FNaF meme review), yet he still manages to make it entertaining.
Here's my favorite meme
Withered Freddy: "I leave parts and services"
Withered Freddy: "I enter the office"
Withered Freddy: "I get fooled by my own head"
Withered Freddy **wait a minute**
"it's cause they're possessed by the kids and kids are stupid"
- bijuu mike 2022
is that an akechi pfp I see ‼️
@@deadaccountlllol oh no i've been found out! but is that a rin pfp and an omori banner i see?
@@shinisnotonfire oh no Ive been found out too 😨😨😨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@@deadaccountlllol 🤭
@YeaMan everywhere I go, I see his face.
bijuu mike is bringing out alot of nostalgia this year and i like it
Same
@YeaMan ....
@YeaMan you only got one video and one subscribe .
@@elianaafton790 zero*
Ikr
"Having a bad day? Eat a salad!" Literally is what people do during quarantine:P
@Carlos Cortes G. • Yeah ikr
@@yeahz_purple1786 you win
Neverland's of Bijuu Mike :D welcome to his Neverland's and the cast aways of Bijuu Mike
@Just a lady who's a Cg5 fan bad for you:(
@Just a lady who's a Cg5 fan HAVE A SALAD
Having a day that is personally had with disparity and strife? Partake in a meal consisting of *L E A F*
A MEAL CONSISTING OF L E A F OMG I'M CALLING SALAD THIS FOREVER
@@KiwiBubbles Nice👌🏾😂
this should be top comment.
Broke the 69 likes.
@@ttindustry6941 Oh well, it was nice while it lasted👌🏾
i’ve actually been watching this man since 2019, * he’s * literally a legend
I've been watching him since 2017 lol
@@ludaruu yeah he’s been around for a long time
Me since 2017 too. Lol
@@youforgotthesauce4799 hey we got some OG‘s
having a bad day? Eat a salad!
"Having a bad day? Eat a salad!"
true spoken for the people who need to touch grass
Grass is nice
I mean sure people touch grass
Having a Bad Day? Eat a Salad!
No.
Having a bad day ? Eat a salad
I love fnaf memes
YA
1:23 The reason the mask works is because the toy animatronics AREN’T possessed by the kids! The toys are fitted with facial recognition software linked with the sex offender database (which lists any crime carried against a child, not just sex crimes), and they start attacking the player because the player is Michael Afton- who bears a striking resemblance to William Afton (who is on the registry for his crimes during the missing children’s incident, since he was arrested before being released due to lack of evidence- those kinds of charges stay on your record even if you’re cleared) and as such registered as a threat. This is why the toys are scrapped at the end of the game- because of their apparent malfunction- and why the old animatronics are brought back, as they’re deemed safer by comparison since the only issue Fazbear Entertainment could find with them was the smell. This has been FazFacts.
7:42 *He didn’t like it* Bonnet, literally the girl version of Bon Bon.
6:35 “DOWN GRADE IT QUICK!!!!!!”
and the fact that i’ve been watching you since 2015 is insane to me 😭😂
@YeaMan No.
watching him since i was in the womb, literal legend
Impossible o∆o
@@3obaowq653 no I did too my mother hooked a monitor into her womb so I could watch this absolute chad
@@kaveyalt Liesss °∆°
Plot twist: your a new born :0
@@3obaowq653 r/WOOOOOOOOOSH
1:01 “I always come back…”
Yes. Fnaf vids. I LOVE memes and other stuff like this. Love your videos! Always makes my day.
Someone actually looked up the coordinates given in FNAF (I can't remember which game) and it was the coordinates of an actual restaurant. Also, FNAF 4 was originally named Five Nights at Freddy's The Final Chapter, but after a month or two, it was renamed
You know it’s a good day when bijuu mike posts
7:36 I feel this me and my sisters be dressing as the Rockstar animatronics in roblox and people will come up to us and be like "the rockstars don't exist" and "where's Monty where's roxy" like since when were Monty and Roxy in fnaf 6?
Thank you for making my day, Mike! You make me laugh and smile everyday, thank you!💚
Did u eat a salad?
@@QuackMemer i did yesterday
@@4everagamer599 you get to live another day
Good job with these videos Mike. Very entertaining. Keep it Up ♥️
3:51
Man I like listening to Mr. Hippo's stories. May or may not have done that in class before while working...
foxy being a super soft toilet paper in Poland does make sense because in ucn he says "I came for ye booty"
1:18 Actually it messes with their facial recognition, Mike
that springtrap one is just too good
FNAF memes can be pretty funny but no memes are funny in the text-to-speech format change my mind
Ever Freddy in a nutshell video
or in the format of literally sitting there explaining the meme like a top 10 video. why that was so cringe
i can confirm, we in Poland use foxy as a toilet paper everyday
8:36 the picture below mike- 😭😭 balloon boy...?
3:48
Unpopular opinion time: Mr Hippo is actually nice to listen to. Like an audiobook or one person podcast. It sounds cool.
My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, I, uh, y'know, I - I - I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren't for me it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is life - life goes on. Well... Well for everyone else life goes on. Not - not for you.. uh.. You're dead. That's neither here nor there.
It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville, and I said to him - I said "Orville, I-I have a story."
And he said to me "What's the significance of the story?" and...
I said to him "O-Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, uh, y'know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And not only that, but you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume, y'know?"
Sometimes I said "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second in life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I'd made sandwiches.
Poor Orville was... having such difficulty eating it. Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? The-they're all feet! An-I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet.
Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I-I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does.
Now this was on a Tuesday, which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks, and probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out - I don't recall.
I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, uh.. at least... at least that's what I've heard. Y'know I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh - and I told Orville this as well - "If you wanna feed ducks, or birds, or any kind for that matter, it's best to buy seed."
I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying?
Oh-oh, yes yes.
So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
@@MountainMemelord it's THAT long????
@@MountainMemelord I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near.
Yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
I am remaining as well. I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.
And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then.
So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...
This ends.
For all of us.
@@nc6431 End communication.
@@MountainMemelord *insert literally everything on fire*
I miss old fnaf memes...
When Hippo catches you, you better make sure you have a couple of snacks on hand
“Having a bad day? EAT A SALAD!”
0:32 same lmao i was only 5
9:11 That is a joke about Five Nights at Freddy's 4's original plan to be the last Five Nights at Freddy's game.
“That animatronic is the scariest out there”
Map bot: Hold my maps
Uh oh how unfortunate.
Sorry
The reason Scott won't buy a abandoned Chuckie cheese is because he doesn't want a psycho recreating the events of fnaf
I love his reactions it’s too funny
4:24 if there is 8 nights then its will just be called enaf
5:26 Wanna know what always bothers me about this? William designed the animatronic to lure and kill kids in Elizabeth’s age group. He warned her not to go there but she failed to understand why because William said he made baby specifically for her. He could have just programmed Circus Baby with facial recognition software to identify his kids versus the specimens and Elly (my nickname for Elizabeth) would still be alive.
Bijuu mike:why do they keep coming back?!
Willam:I always come back.
I love all you videos they make me smile
ywe
having a bad day? Eat a salad
Funny, I just played FNAF 2 today, and got my first jumpscare.
who was the culprit
@@mambodockrill Puppet.
6:06 If Freddy is going to be on a package of gummy bears, it should be that infamous sugar-free version with all the bathroom-themed reviews on Amazon.
Me seeing old memes gives me a lot of nostalgia and I did have FNAF wallpapers back in 2015 lol
I love this it’s Hilarious 😂
7:52 HE SAID IT
HES OLD NOW
“I had no idea I was wiping my butt with foxy 😅😂🤣” -Bijuu Mike 2022
Bijuu: *gets jumpscared*
Also him: *laughs*
I love it whenever you post a video
Out of these two (you can't chose any others) who is scarier/the scariest Mr. Hippo or map bot?
Mr. Hippo
map bot-
Bite of 83 was the picture in 2:26, that was the whole cerebrum crushed, in 87 was when the worker had his frontal lobe bit off
Bijuu: mr. hippo is the most annoying animatronic ever
MAP bots: hold my maps.
Hi:)
first:)
Hi 👋
How
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I laughed so hard when the bunny came up and said whatever because I do not want to curse in this chat but it's so funny Thx man!!!
“Having a bad day? Eat a salad!” Done no arguments
Ok but why have I been waiting such a long time for this
man, i love Nightmare's vids, i new it was him because of the thumbnail.
same
Wow, I love your vids SO much. They're so funny. Thanks for the content.
You say mister hippo is the scariest fnaf character out there, well, i have a very magical rainbow for you
springtrap is immune to the asteroid
"having a bad day? eat a salad :)"
7:23 how is it the first time I'm realizing it's because he has top hat not because noodly armssss 😭 LOL
There is so much memes about fnaf but the ones u have just seen is not even the half of it IT CRAZY anyways great video👍
Bijuu:*talks about FNAF world*
Me:YOU WONT GET TIRED OF MY VOICE WILL YOU???
POV:
**Ad comes up**
Texting random numbers!
Having a bad day? A ✨🥗salad 🥗 ✨
Your uploads never cease to make my day
“YA LIKE JAZZ?”
The Fnaf memes are really true and has the best laughs that never gets old and this was a banger Bijuu Mike and glad to see more reactions like this in the next time
Bijuu Mike: "sleep with foxy and everything will be okay" am never forgetting that if you know what video is that good :)
This nightmare guy sounds kinda cool I wish I could meet him irl
He would never want to meet you irl + ratio
@@N1G_HT omg nightmare I love you
@@lucycrops shame
9:05 ahh yes how much have i seen this ad
Foxy V2 is what we've grown to "Mangle"
Fazbears pizza is like springlock IT ALWAYS COMES BACK
9:04. this really takes "swigity swooty I've came for ye booty" to the next level💀
HAVING A BAD DAY? Have this cute dog
The flush the toilet one should be:I always come back
ngl my feed hasn't pushed ur videos since like 2017 so i forgot i was subscribed to you i think the last video i saw of yours was a bitlife video tbh i've been watching old videos all day and its glad to be back.
Having a bad day, Eat a Salad and btw this FNAF memes are so Funny 😂
This was the perfect timing for mike to post this vid
This is one of the funniest videos i watched tonight 🤣🤣🤣
bro if ur serious please don’t raid other yt er’s with the jellybean thing
I remember how traumatized I was when I found out that fanaf was about oofed kids and it didn't help that some kids curtains on the way home from school were fanaf themed
"H a v i n g a b a d d a y ? , e a t a S a l a d ! "
Yes, I love these
1:19. fun fact: the toy animatronics aren't possessed, just programmed to HATE adults
Having a bad day? EAT A SALED!!
"Having a bad day? Eat a salad!"
So you becomes not fat?
I love this
I've seen these and I still see these
Yes do a video about the weird company/sign names!
3:46 I can’t be the only one who loves listening to Mr hippo right?
the salad thing reminds me of "nice hustle tons-o-fun next time eat a salad"
“Having a bad day? Eat a salad!”
6:03 guys he's just good at FNAF because of his good gaming chair
You saying I'm stupid!? Well you're right but it still hurts
Having a bad day? EAT A SALAD
Me: *notices mikes clothing and has an outfit that looks like it*
Also Me: coincidence or am i secretly mike?
"Having a bad day? Eat a salad."
I think you should definitely react to the fnaf + teasers
Him: mr hippo is the scariest animatronic ever. Me: map bot
"Having a bad day? Eat a salad!"