+Alma Martinez Well, the Death Note has a lot more control over death, hence the name. If it was called the Universal-Control Notebook, sure, but it isn't xD
liam faulkner With that notepad you could make another notepad that could make another, and so on and so forth...until you have millions of magical items. Or just make a machine that pumps out those notepads with no input xD
Ah good old days where id just finish school and watch endless nerdcubed videos dying of laughter, i mean here i still am with 2 months to my gcses not revising but shush we’re the procrastinators after all.
what the HELL WAS GOD DOING TO THAT DEAD GUY?! WHY DO RULE 34!!!! edit (7/29/2020): haha get it because r34. the fuck was my humor at 11 years old, jesus
***** Nope. Hope is just fine. But belief in someone who doesn't exist isn't. And now don't say that there's proof, 'cause who says that god exists and made everything? The Bible and the Church. And what about this- if god knows us before we we even are, he knows that some people will be gay. And later, when those people die, he sends them to hell because they're gay. But wait, there's more! If god is almighty, he could just snap his fingers and make all evil and injustice and disease and imperfection just vanish. But then again, everything I just said will fall on deaf ears because all of you narrow-minded Bible-thumping die-hard religious zealots like your "truth" how your minds are. Simple, shallow and so incredibly finite.
Oh dan, where have your good videos gone? the ones that make us laugh so hard that milk comes shooting out our nose? where did that old mic that sounded like you where right behind us go? oh dan, how I miss the old days...
Imagine if this was like a proper game? You could be fighting infinite waves of radioactive zombie vampire nazis with your cyborg ninja friends and giant hydra with lazer eyes...Unfortuanely it is a game for children :|
Do I really exist? If we, as humanity could make a program in which every law of nature as we know them is implemented and thus have created a digital simulation of, as far as our contemplation goes, our own universe and in that simulation we would see life again begin and again see humans arise and actually see them creating their own version of their simulation, thus completing the paradox, would that digital societey of humanity withinn the simulation not be the same as we are, at least from their own perspective? What would make me different from a person/part of te program withinn the simulation? How do we know we are not already that very simulation and are actually just living in a computer-like system of something more real? How do we know if we truly exist? Also don't you just hate it when you run out of milk? I mean I managed to buy enough cereal for one week but now I don't have anything to go with it.. Wow okay, I really need to get some sleep. Gotta leave you with that my fellow procratinators. Tarah
Now we know who killed the clown in his latest video! The doctor (not of the “who” variety [shoutout to Señorita Magel])! And we know who supplied them!
I remember playing this on the 3DS when I was younger and I just realized that this game could be really cool for kids in like kindergarten or preschool to learn about history or something like yeah it would be super vague because all you do is give people items associated with their problem but you could do stuff like give benjamin franklin a kite and a key and then glue them together and just do different events in history to like vaguely explain them or something I mean they don't need much detail if they're working with like tiny children. I don't know I just thought that would be a cool idea since lots of schools are getting more and more technologically ahead and using iPads and stuff instead of worksheets
I still play this game... I can't resist at times spawning in a bunch of zombie terrorists and letting a decked out, invincible T-Rex that can fly which I called twinkle toes kill them all.
for anyone who's into easter eggs; if you type in the name of a dev you will get a custom entity to represent them (if you played the original and tried it you should know some of them)
"Alright, let's solve some puzzles" (Half a second later) "BEHOLD MY GIANT ZOMBIE T-REX"
XenoMorphic E Good old Dan, he should do a comedy series.
"Heroin makes your legs grow back." Nerd Cubed= Medical Expert.
if it was arms than dr lizard should used the heroin
I love how this game is all easy simple kid friendly and then suddenly they expect you to know zodiac signs.
ikr
Screw the Death Note, I want whatever notepad that kid has
+Alma Martinez Well, the Death Note has a lot more control over death, hence the name. If it was called the Universal-Control Notebook, sure, but it isn't xD
Can't you like..Place adjectives on people? Why not type "dead"?
Dan is mean to cats
+Alma Martinez With this notepad you can make Death Note.
liam faulkner With that notepad you could make another notepad that could make another, and so on and so forth...until you have millions of magical items. Or just make a machine that pumps out those notepads with no input xD
"that explains the pope"
BEST NERDCUBE QUOTE
He gives the sad kid in school a gun lmao xD
+Alex Galate sweating fyi
Lol
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN
all other kids with the pumped up kicks-
I wish there was an mature version of this game
Bloody baby penises everywhere
I think that ending was enough of a mature version 0.o
you mean one where you could type in something like "dildozilla" ?
The Void i would make a godzilla porn in that game
*deviantart intensifies*
Mariothehero
....Now I'm can't gt the image of a Godzilla cock out of my head
Something tells me this is not how the developers intended for this game to be played...
This is EXACTLY how the developers intended this game to be played.
Yeah you're supposed to try and trick the system in the most ridiculous way possible. It's actually really fun
@@IamCoalfoot nope
If that was the case you couldn’t use “Dead” as an adjective
"Dead Baby Time" should be a T-shirt.
+TheCloudWing I'd buy it XD
FUCK YEA!!!! XD
That explained the pope -I cry every tim (laughter)
liek if yu cri evreytiem
SSJ God wtf kind of school did you go to dat spelling do
noobatron Better fucking kind than you
0.0 guess he don't know where it from
noobatron Idiot
Best ending I've seen so far. Especially when he was explaining his intended ending.
"This game is made for children."
*game is apparently PEGI 12+.*
IKR, it's weird.
WormyGamer94 aka SuperSonicFan60 There are guns
Art is Cool true.
so?
Probably because of the workshop
I've watched Dan since the beginning and it hurts my soul that I'm on a nostalgia trip and this is a fucking decade old!
Ah good old days where id just finish school and watch endless nerdcubed videos dying of laughter, i mean here i still am with 2 months to my gcses not revising but shush we’re the procrastinators after all.
As always Dan is incredibly fair to things he doesn't enjoy
Except for his garden warfare vid where he assumed the whole game was pay to win because it was published by EA
My God I haven't laughed as hard as I did in a while.. xD
Wait, that was YOUR god? Huh.
***** haha that was THE most awesome comment EVER
Renae Madison You don't read a lot of comments do you?
***** I'm atheist man. xD
Anonymous Gamer lol yes I do its hard but then you spoil the video sometimes
The good ol' days😢
"Certainly madam, one chainsaw, coming up"
Killed me
what the HELL WAS GOD DOING TO THAT DEAD GUY?! WHY DO RULE 34!!!!
edit (7/29/2020): haha get it because r34. the fuck was my humor at 11 years old, jesus
Rule 34 does not mean sex. It means anything as porn
It means anything on the internet can become porn
Nerd Cubed! The only channel without PressFartToContinue
lol
You've seen it too?
"Oh it's starite vision, like Spidey Sense but utterly useless"
Nerdcubed-2014
2013
This has to be the funniest NerdCubed plays ever :D
18:25
holy shit cakes i cant stop laughing
well now your dead.
YAY top comment on a Nerd3 Video!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!
8:18 its Kenny from The Walking Dead!!
Still adore this game.
jesus fuck this is 3 years old already?
@@JCstock now it's 5 years old
@@Roscoe0754 9 now
At 18:39 I died xD
Did God come?
supersonic448 Yeah he came. If ya know what mean ;)
Rex Ellerbee ehehehehehhhehehe thats what i was thinking when i wrote that comment
bow chicka bow wow?
how is this a kids game?
if dead babies don't make you laugh then you have too big of a heart
I remember watching this when it came out. This brings me so much joy. Thank you for everything Dan.
''A liar! ... You're not a bank-manager...''
Or a lawyer
I guess I could say, Oh God Why.
I've been wasting my life with Dan's sweet sweet voice, for more than 3 years?
its not a waste
You know your playing a family friendly game when there are surgeons with chainsaws nuclear weapons and dead children.
I guess you could say that coffee was... On Fire
No...just don't.
I didn't know chuggaconroy was here.
The cockroach would survive the nuke irl as well
Nerd3 completes Scribblenauts Unlimited!!!!!
"Fast Flying Immortal" were the modifiers i always used on myself.
This is the 3rd time watching this and i only now get the Monty python reference
I loved this game, the puzzles did get harder as you move through the different worlds :) plus it's a really cute game lol
God is love
God is life
Shriek reference
maks 195 Good England :D
Jordan Snowden dude' really? just no
Jordan Snowden Ehm true story Amen
Princess Lucina no he is doing push ups males in that game do that its part of there idle animation
I saw the clips from these in the 10 year video, had to come back and watch again. I was fond of these videos back in the day.
Wow... Wow god really?
your profile pic made that awesome
Scribblenauts unlimited: Cartoon Network meets deathnote
Scribblenauts Unlimited turns into death note
The wrench at the dodgeball part LMAO "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
18:39 and this is why I don't worship God
***** Nope. Hope is just fine. But belief in someone who doesn't exist isn't. And now don't say that there's proof, 'cause who says that god exists and made everything? The Bible and the Church. And what about this- if god knows us before we we even are, he knows that some people will be gay. And later, when those people die, he sends them to hell because they're gay. But wait, there's more! If god is almighty, he could just snap his fingers and make all evil and injustice and disease and imperfection just vanish. But then again, everything I just said will fall on deaf ears because all of you narrow-minded Bible-thumping die-hard religious zealots like your "truth" how your minds are. Simple, shallow and so incredibly finite.
Englebert Magentaschweiger yah the comment that was here before was stupid. :P
Englebert Magentaschweiger and why would god do that. and besides weres your proof that he dosent exitst?
*****
WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RELIGION?! DAN IS ATHEIST
I honestly don't know good sir, I honestly don't know
So this is why my parents don't let me drink coffee
God already comes with the adjective "strong" and he happened to do some pressups on the dead child...
QuantumLolliepop Yes but we don't want an explanation, we want jokes.
18:50 not even God can escape Rule 34
there should be a 18 nd up version of this game where you can type ANYTHING
'Harder than nailing a brick to a dolphin's face. ..
ROMCL
So hard to breathe. .
Can't breat-
but seriously when are we getting Lobster Spawner Simulator 2015?
ummmm the 2015 sim in 2016?
"help me laugh again"
"okey dokey give him a dead baby"
"holy shit this game got dark"
Oh dan, where have your good videos gone? the ones that make us laugh so hard that milk comes shooting out our nose? where did that old mic that sounded like you where right behind us go? oh dan, how I miss the old days...
That was some hot coffee
This explains so much about the christian church
"That explains the pope"
The best joke in the history of anything ever
That explains the pope
Imagine if this was like a proper game?
You could be fighting infinite waves of radioactive zombie vampire nazis with your cyborg ninja friends and giant hydra with lazer eyes...Unfortuanely it is a game for children :|
I miss the "hello procrastinators"
You know... You missed an opportunity... To spawn a PROCRASTINATOR!
I think Dan may have missed the point of this game >
Anybody watching this in 2020....
18;39... WHAT THE HELL
I swear I've watched this video every year since it came out
I still think it was R 34!!! WHAT THE HECK JESUS??!!?!
What?
can you play this some more
Do I really exist? If we, as humanity could make a program in which every law of nature as we know them is implemented and thus have created a digital simulation of, as far as our contemplation goes, our own universe and in that simulation we would see life again begin and again see humans arise and actually see them creating their own version of their simulation, thus completing the paradox, would that digital societey of humanity withinn the simulation not be the same as we are, at least from their own perspective? What would make me different from a person/part of te program withinn the simulation? How do we know we are not already that very simulation and are actually just living in a computer-like system of something more real? How do we know if we truly exist? Also don't you just hate it when you run out of milk? I mean I managed to buy enough cereal for one week but now I don't have anything to go with it.. Wow okay, I really need to get some sleep. Gotta leave you with that my fellow procratinators. Tarah
some people believe we are like we are sims 9000
I have felt tha same
Jaden smith has escaped again....
Eden Jay Collins
that really really hurt....
lucazz willemsens its only a joke, not to be taken seriously :) and Starting with "do i reallt exist" is a little jaden smith
17:45 Well, That Coffee Sure Had An 'Explosive' Taste!
Oh my god has he still not made a Garry's Mod let's play? Dude, just make one already.
Technically, gMod is a Half Life 2 mod...
Well then make it NerdCubed plays with mods
***** he dosent do that any more idiot
Random Access Minecraft
Actually it *WAS* a mod for half life but then it became it's own *separate game* because it gained so much popularity.
It was a mod until like yesterday or something like that.
Someone should make a better version of this game for older kids
+Joshua Ellul God did ... that ... at 18:38! What more do you want!?
+Joshua Ellul it will be scribblenaughties
God what are you doing
God
GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
GOD
STAHP
I found out about Scribblenauts unlimited 6-7 years ago thanks to you
Now we know who killed the clown in his latest video! The doctor (not of the “who” variety [shoutout to Señorita Magel])! And we know who supplied them!
"Why am I still talking? I don't know." That made me fall of my seat 😂
THAT EXPLAINS THE POPE! I feel so bad for laughing at that.
Awhh! But I wanted to see that funny lobster ending!
I remember playing this on the 3DS when I was younger and I just realized that this game could be really cool for kids in like kindergarten or preschool to learn about history or something like yeah it would be super vague because all you do is give people items associated with their problem but you could do stuff like give benjamin franklin a kite and a key and then glue them together and just do different events in history to like vaguely explain them or something I mean they don't need much detail if they're working with like tiny children. I don't know I just thought that would be a cool idea since lots of schools are getting more and more technologically ahead and using iPads and stuff instead of worksheets
Till this day im still curious about what po po was
At 12:04 my face literally exploded from laughter.
I still play this game... I can't resist at times spawning in a bunch of zombie terrorists and letting a decked out, invincible T-Rex that can fly which I called twinkle toes kill them all.
the bit at the end my days
for anyone who's into easter eggs; if you type in the name of a dev you will get a custom entity to represent them (if you played the original and tried it you should know some of them)
"GIANT....ZOMBIE...HYDRA!!!! AAAAAH. i've been killed"
Didn't know God was a necrophiliac. You learn something new everyday
6 years later and I finally understand that ending....
Still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
Same.
Me: watching TH-cam at midnight
Nerd3: HEllo procrastinators
“Click Maxwell and remove this object” replaces bottle flipping
dont mind me, just nostalgia tripping
This is one of the funniest Nerd3 videos I’ve ever seen lol
Whenever he says "Shut up" to himself, it reminds me of Gollum in Lord of the Rings XD
This is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever. Thank you for existing, sir!
At 12:00 I was thinking to myself that if I were him I would spawn a dead baby. And that's exactly what he put. I think I'm psychic.
"a funny thing..? okay.. *dead baby." -me dying-
Best intro ever! "A game for dyslexics" xD
Now that is what I call HILARIOUS. I died lauching
The only time when oh my god has been used correctly.
I always come back to watch this video, one of dans bests by far
"Nailing a brick to a dolphin's face." I have to frame that.
This is probably NerdCubed's funniest movie. XD