Art Murder damn y'all are hardcore...I remember finishing this pretty thoroughly once like a decade ago...I might give it a go again...the newer elder scroll games weren't as great to me
“Tell us the story of the Nerevarine!” “One day, some Redguard hopped off into Seyda Neen, bought 9 potions, stole some scrolls off a corpse, then flew about the Ashlands juggling weapons before killing a God. In like... 5 minutes.” “He killed the God in 5 minutes?” “No, he did all that shit in 5 minutes. Took him roughly 20 seconds to kill the God.”
good grief! thought I had to spend anymore than 4 minutes on my life long destiny I was gonna die!. well, that's over now what? maybe I will follow my dreams look for the meaning of life maybe find my destin....f*ck
"Preliminary note: notice that he runs diagonally the whole time because this is a speedrun on an old game. First he picks Redguard for early weapon levels... (and other stats having to do with melee combat I assume, but using melee weapons effectively is critical for the speedrun.) Edit: he also selects the class Barbarian for more weapon stats, and takes the birthsign the Steed for speed (since it's a speedrun and all). Edit 2: /u/matt6923rs pointed out his racial choice motivation: He mainly picked the Redguard for its racial power, Adrenaline Rush. That's what he casts while clipping through the wall after grabbing the ring in the beginning. He doesn't drain the ring, that really doesn't do anything for him since he didn't need health. Then he steals the limeware platter in the census office for some early gold. He abuses a bug where dropping your stolen items just before a guard confronts you allows you pick it back up unimpeded. This is extra cheeky because you don't get a bounty on you before leaving the census office. Glitches through a corner because Bethesda games. Gives Fargoth his ring of healing after draining it. Buys a scroll that lets you pick locks (Ondusi's Unhinging), and a scroll that teleports you to a shrine (Almsivi Intervention), and sells the platter that he stole and kept through a bug. Runs off to where Tarhiel (pronounced "Tar Heel" and is in fact a reference to UNC's sports teams) to grab his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, which allows the user to jump incredibly high and far, and resist falling damage (these are both important for what he does and why). He then immediately uses the teleportation scroll he purchased to teleport to Balmora's shrine, and goes straight to the nearby Alchemist where he buys a Mark Potion, two Recall Potions (Mark sets a marker, Recall sends you to the marker), and a Rising Force Potion (levitation). Then he uses one of his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, faces North East (ish) and jumps. Enjoy watching Morrowind load the landscapes that you can't even see. Using a second scroll to save himself from immediate death, he lands within the Red Mountain region--he's near the final boss, Dagoth Ur, and at 3:39 in the video. With his second scroll still active, he makes a leap up to some Dwarven ruins, Odrosal, in this case. Inside, he immediately uses his lock opening spell on a door, and inside he grabs a Dwarven Halberd, and Keening, a legendary weapon required to defeat the final boss. Here, more bug abuse comes into play. Keening isn't supposed to be weilded by anyone not wearing the Wraithguard, but, by spamming between Keening and a Dwarven Halberd, he's able to cheese his way past this effect. Hence the incessant noice and "Keening has dealt you a mortal wound" at the bottom of the screen. Then, he uses his Rising Force Potion to fly over some mountains, and uses his Mark Potion to mark that spot (yes, in mid air) for later. He enters another Dwarven ruin and stabs the fuck out of Dagoth Vemyn to take Sunder, the other legendary weapon required to kill the final boss, and the Amulet of Hearthheal, which buffs you a bunch. Then he recalls to mid air, uses the Amulet of Hearthheal to protect himself from damage applied by a lever needed to open a door, and opens the door to Dagoth Ur's lair. Then he proceeds to run past every enemy in there. Enters Dagoth Ur's room and hits him in the back of the head to make him shut up and get to the fight. He uses the Amulet of Hearthheal again for the buff before entering Akulakhan's Chamber for the final fight. With levitate still on, he runs right past Dagoth Ur and to the Heart of Lorkhan. One hit with Keening, five hits with Sunder, and the fight's over. The end. Azura gives her speech (with some ranting in the background from Dagoth about hopelessness) about shit he didn't do. Spamming between the spear and Keening to cap off the video. Only thing I wasn't clear on was how he got so fast with levitation... I guess the Keening spam did that? But, aside from the superspeed," that is what I found :)
@@ripnecco5477 stop at 5:52 he has 530 health duo to the switching weapons bug wich buffs his hp. now sunder and keening dont insta kill you they 'just' give you a lot of damage but since he has dtupid amounts of hp he can pretty much just tank it.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WTF JUST HAPPENED READ THIS: they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died. He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate. He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of odrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Odrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven halberd. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health. Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate. Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END. For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
Speed run in under 4 minutes 20 seconds by taking advantage of bugs/glitches as well as one cheatcode and one debug code. It looks really awesome regardless.
I have never done this myself, but I watched a narrated speedrun of it once. The weirdest thing that happens is a bug with keening. Normally when you equip keening, it increases your stats including health, stamina, and speed, among others. For some reason, when you rapidly equip/unequip it (as done here by setting weapon swap to mouse wheel), the stat improvements are permanent so you just go faster and faster and become unkillable. That, paired with levitating everywhere produces what you see here.
Actually what happened was, theres an equip glitch. I used to do it on the original xbox. You held X and hit left or right trigger to cycle through your weapons. and Y for spells. So what happened here was he held down X and then hit BOTH triggers at the exact same time. What happens is, the game detects you as equipping the weapons, but not un-equipping them. And the thing that kills you is a damage over time, but its not being applied because it doesnt get the time to. And then the stats it grants are being stacked, permanently because its constantly equipping but not unequipping the weapons. so in the end he probably had like 400 in each of his stats.The other thing that happened was at the beginning of the game, he stole everything and re sold it for cash. Used the cash to buy things like levitation potions. At the beginning of the game you get scrolls of icarian flight, which let you jump really far but die from fall damage. unless...you use a flight potion at the end of it to break the fall. This is what he did to go get keening and sunder. Then the equip glitch boosted his stats so much that it carried him the rest of the way.
Actually he used the 2nd Icarian Flight scroll just before he landed to keep the acrobatics boost to prevent the fall from being fatal. Then used a jump with the outrageous Acrobatics the scroll gives to hop up to that peak.
20 seconds in: "Okay so he stole the platter, dropped it before the guard caught him, talked, and the picked the platter back up. Probably to sell it for some scroll to exploit. Okay, got it." 4 minutes in: "...What the hell is happening?"
He used the platter to buy ALMSIVI Intervention, grabbed the scrolls of Icarain Flight, interevened to Balmora, got some potions of mark and recall there, hopped over the ghostfence to get Keening, drank a potion of mark outside the door, equipped and unequipped Keening so fast that it forgot to remove the permanent effects, drank a potion of recall to exit, jumped to get Sunder, mark/recall out, stacked the permanent effects of Sunder when he jumped to the boss area, used the super stats to win phase 1, then won the last phase 'normally'. Try to pay attention and keep up.
keening has a permanent speed increase, which is applied whenever it is equiped, and since a glitch made it so the effect remained when it is unequiped quickly enough and stat modifiers can be stacked infinitely in this game, constantly equiping and deequiping it raised his speed to epic proportions.
they don't actually apply an instant death effect, they only deal a lot of damage over time, however keening also has a fortify health effect and stacking that over and over again at the rate skyrockets his maximum health so much that he can actually tank the damage dealt by sunder and keening.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WTF JUST HAPPENED READ THIS: they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died. He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate. He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of odrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Odrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven halberd. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health. Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate. Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END. For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
it is like in edge of tomorrow story, the player is like "fuck off, don't even talk to me people, i know exactly what to do and how to put an end to all this mess"
Parkourior Mask What just from this kinda funny joke? You Roll on the floor laughing your arse off?! like IT LITERALLY COMES OFF OF YOUR BODY!?!?! DAFUQ
Xever mitcha The nerevarine is inmortal, he won't die to sickness or age due to his sickness plus he traveled over morrowind (A pretty coco land), he united the warmonging tribes and houses, fought against the ordinators, Azura really wants to have sex with him (IMO) and he slayed 2 demi-gods. That's why they sent him into the only place things are pretty fucked up with wars, giants, animal-people and god snakes... Akavir
Falcon Lord In TES IV: Oblivion you can hear the people gossip about the faith of Morrowind, they talk about Jiub (The dude that greets you in the beginning of morrowind) and call him "Saint Jiub" because he drove away the cliffracers from Vvanderfell. They also mention lord Nerevarine leaving to akavir for unknown reasons, sadly the gates of oblivion opened and without the Nerevarine (and Vivec, the only living god dissapears too) Morrowind was slowly destroyed as it can be seen in TES V: Skyrim. I said "tossed" because it's obvious the developers (Bethesda) decided to eliminate the OP hero of Morrowind by sending him on an unknown expedition into an unknown and dangerous continent. But before leaving to Akavir the Nerevar visited Cyrodil and left a particular object in the hands of one member of the fightes guild, i enjoyed that detail.
i dont even know what the first quest was :D great game, got allot of entertainment out of it as a kid, but i at no point understood what was going on :D
When I first started playing the game ... I ended up standing before Dagoth Ur after 30 minutes of running around confused and glitching up mountains. When he asked me why I came unprepared I was like "Uh ... uh ... uh... -slowly turning- BYE!" This brought back memories.
And I was even more dissapointed in Skyrim that you couldn't cast spells with weapons on..-.- As if mages don't block and wait for warhammer hits with open hands
To be fair, speedruns like these which "break the game" by doing stuff you're not supposed to be doing would confuse anyone who knows nothing of the game in question.
Instead of a heavily armored and seasoned character who has survived many battles, there is just some crazed person juggling an assortment of odd items at an inhuman speed.
SSD: Solid State Drive. It's like a mini hard drive that runs information stored on it incredibly fast. It's very popular to use SSD's for open-world games, since they have a HUGE amount of data to run.
In case anyone is confused (I know I was), here's what's going on. The author is a deleted reddit account and the source is www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3qbm60/how_to_beat_morrowind_in_419_minutes/: Preliminary note: notice that he runs diagonally the whole time because this is a speedrun on an old game. First he picks Redguard for early weapon levels... (and other stats having to do with melee combat I assume, but using melee weapons effectively is critical for the speedrun.) Edit: he also selects the class Barbarian for more weapon stats, and takes the birthsign the Steed for speed (since it's a speedrun and all). Edit 2: /u/matt6923rs pointed out his racial choice motivation: He mainly picked the Redguard for its racial power, Adrenaline Rush. That's what he casts while clipping through the wall after grabbing the ring in the beginning. He doesn't drain the ring, that really doesn't do anything for him since he didn't need health. Then he steals the limeware platter in the census office for some early gold. He abuses a bug where dropping your stolen items just before a guard confronts you allows you pick it back up unimpeded. This is extra cheeky because you don't get a bounty on you before leaving the census office. Glitches through a corner because Bethesda games. Gives Fargoth his ring of healing after draining it. Buys a scroll that lets you pick locks (Ondusi's Unhinging), and a scroll that teleports you to a shrine (Almsivi Intervention), and sells the platter that he stole and kept through a bug. Runs off to where Tarhiel (pronounced "Tar Heel" and is in fact a reference to UNC's sports teams) to grab his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, which allows the user to jump incredibly high and far, and resist falling damage (these are both important for what he does and why). He then immediately uses the teleportation scroll he purchased to teleport to Balmora's shrine, and goes straight to the nearby Alchemist where he buys a Mark Potion, two Recall Potions (Mark sets a marker, Recall sends you to the marker), and a Rising Force Potion (levitation). Then he uses one of his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, faces North East (ish) and jumps. Enjoy watching Morrowind load the landscapes that you can't even see. Using a second scroll to save himself from immediate death, he lands within the Red Mountain region--he's near the final boss, Dagoth Ur, and at 3:39 in the video. With his second scroll still active, he makes a leap up to some Dwarven ruins, Odrosal, in this case. Inside, he immediately uses his lock opening spell on a door, and inside he grabs a Dwarven Halberd, and Keening, a legendary weapon required to defeat the final boss. Here, more bug abuse comes into play. Keening isn't supposed to be weilded by anyone not wearing the Wraithguard, but, by spamming between Keening and a Dwarven Halberd, he's able to cheese his way past this effect. Hence the incessant noice and "Keening has dealt you a mortal wound" at the bottom of the screen. Then, he uses his Rising Force Potion to fly over some mountains, and uses his Mark Potion to mark that spot (yes, in mid air) for later. He enters another Dwarven ruin and stabs the fuck out of Dagoth Vemyn to take Sunder, the other legendary weapon required to kill the final boss, and the Amulet of Hearthheal, which buffs you a bunch. Then he recalls to mid air, uses the Amulet of Hearthheal to protect himself from damage applied by a lever needed to open a door, and opens the door to Dagoth Ur's lair. Then he proceeds to run past every enemy in there. Enters Dagoth Ur's room and hits him in the back of the head to make him shut up and get to the fight. He uses the Amulet of Hearthheal again for the buff before entering Akulakhan's Chamber for the final fight. With levitate still on, he runs right past Dagoth Ur and to the Heart of Lorkhan. One hit with Keening, five hits with Sunder, and the fight's over. The end. Azura gives her speech (with some ranting in the background from Dagoth about hopelessness) about shit he didn't do. Spamming between the spear and Keening to cap off the video. Only thing I wasn't clear on was how he got so fast with levitation... I guess the Keening spam did that? But, aside from the superspeed, anything still unclear?
I'm not sure if you care at this point, but yes. The Keening spam gave him superspeed, health, magicka, 100% chance to land attacks and a ton of agility due to stacking Keening's buffs over and over again.
CHRLPTRSN I think it's Keening in particular that glitches out this way, but I haven't played Morrowind in a long time. That said, I know for certain it's Keening that produces the speed effect he has.
CHRLPTRSN It stacks the Keening buff over and over again. That's how it gets the ridiculous speed. When he's doing it multiple times a second it adds up.
(6:00) What a fool you are. I'm a god. **punch** How can you kill a god? **punch punch** You do **punch punch punch** WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOOL STOP **dies** crammed in the intoxicating innocence. How can you be so naive? There is no escape. **escapes** No recall or intervention can work in this place. **playing the end scene, telling you you've won** Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy. Hmm. He did say it's not too late.
+Jose Ortiz bleeding isnt even the worst part its the fucking annoying pain and extreme inconvenience had to live with it for over 6 years cause i didnt know the condition and if its even normal but mostly out embarrassment
You invite a friend to your house to play some games. Your friend says, "Oh I've played Morrowind, I didn't get very far, it takes too long to play." You: "I can beat it in under 5 minutes." Friend: "Ha ha, funny." You: "No, seriously" Friend: O:
they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died. He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate. He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of ordrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Ordrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven spear. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health. Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate. Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END. For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
I regret typing my thoughts. I did "Google it" immediately after typing They are still in the alpha stages and are regularly updating on a channel called TESRskywind Official, and thank you Captain Obvious
"Morrowind is a really large game and here is one person who finish it in 4:19 minutes. That is amazing!! This video is taken from Speed Demos Archive so go there if you want to see more games beaten " Doesn't look like he tried to make it his own to me.
+M`aiq The Liar Let me get this straight... You said, "Some say M'aiq is a liar. Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Don't you believe either of those things." However, if you are lying (as your name sugguests) Then you are also telling the truth, because if you are lying, then I SHOULD believe that you are a liar, and that Alduin is Akatosh, which means that you are telling the truth, because now I think you're a liar, which means Alduin is NOT Akatosh, and then I don't believe either of those things, which means you are lying, which means ljhak;djnlv;j;azc mv;khnaslkdfj... Is that what you meant by what you said, Vozahlaas Kaaz Nokin?
The prophecy of a naked dunmer floating through time and space to come and stab Dagoth Ur with a spear several times; killing him, and then teleporting away.
Speed run in under 4 minutes 20 seconds by taking advantage of bugs/glitches as well as one cheatcode and one debug code. It looks really awesome regardless.
Eh, the spells were more interesting like teleportation and stuff but the fact that mana didn't regen without waiting was always a problem for me. Of course its a nice challenge if you want to actually struggle in an elder scrolls game and not just breeze through,
Okay Fam It was available from the old Morrowind website, but I can not find it now. Just get a fan made one, they are not game breaking(not like ES3 was ever balanced )
+Okay Fam, You could make your own spells. There are mods for Skyrim that sort of let you do that, but morrowind it was built in. You could play with weakness to magica to make your enchants exponential.
That's because they're not remaking it. They're just slapping a few miniscule improvements on the existing Skyrim and recompiling it with 64 bit, Xbone, and PS4 support. With Morrowind and Oblivion, they'd have to go through and manually remake every single mesh, hire voice actors, do texturing and mesh rigging, then remake the entire world (though terrain would likely stay intact if they could export it as a heightmap and just use that).
they spoke about it - remastering oblivion or morrowind would be too much work not only because of need of graphics, but because of how cells and objects from those games would translate into skyrim engine (different sizes etc, forgot the technical details about that). So yeah, basically they are lazy and chose to just download several Nexus mods (not even the highest quality ones) and release it as special edition :D
Holly shit, I played this game only once, my character was a Breton mage that moved as fast as a crippled snail for half the game. I should have chosen the sanic class.
that's the definition of an open world RPG...something you can beat in 100 hours, or 4 minutes lol
kuruptzZz You mean 1000 hours, 100 is still on the low end for morrowind!
+Art Murder yeah seriously I've got 400 plus on mine and that's with like 2 or 3 play throughs
Art Murder damn y'all are hardcore...I remember finishing this pretty thoroughly once like a decade ago...I might give it a go again...the newer elder scroll games weren't as great to me
iknowright? lol
+kuruptzZz only 100?
You beat the game faster than I picked what sign I wanted to be born under.
...Let alone the character creation (not that there is that much to pick from in Morrowind)
"This video is taken from Speed Demos Archive"
Sincerely the description bellow.
TwoRetardsFindTH-cam lmfao this comment made me choke on my soda
Laconic913 same
Edward Tsernu
Your comment made me choke on my hot chocolate
Random Dude: Did you hear? Pendrokar defeated Dagoth Ur!
Socucius Ergalla: I literally just let him out like 4 minutes ago.
He's a man who gets things DONE!
I thought it was Dendrokar...
That was fast XD
Two minutes later he killed the Tribunal
Speaking of getting things done; I heard Pendrokar built Ghostfence in only 15 minutes and made Dagoth Ur pay for it.
omg... I love the.
"Fool, I'm a god- Hey what ar- no- hey- stop! *Dies*"
😂😂😂
that was probably the best part of the video
hulk smash
Lmao
Donavon Summers I like how he was still talking in the ending cutscene
Seyda Neen guard: "Hey, you know that guy we let off the boat a few hours ago?
Other guard: "Yeah, what about him?"
Guard: "He just killed a god."
In game time, man,
Silly Daedra have no concept of time.
Mike Waska this is why the emperor uses prisoners to solve everyone's problems
Silly, silly daedra.
Molag Bal Ysmir is coming, Bal.
Molag Bal bitch I am the balance
I love how dagoth ur isn't done talking before azura speaks
Dead dude got pick pocketed before he even hit the ground smh
That was one of the funniest things in the whole video lmao
Aint no time for the champion.
+goldtaills the nevarine
rough neighborhood
'now prisoner don't start any trouble' 5 mins later
'i killed a god'
*faceplams*
+Zealmin What a legend...
+Zealmin hahaha xD
+Zealmin lol!
+Zealmin ayy lmao
+LincolnXStrider DId someone say legend?
“Tell us the story of the Nerevarine!”
“One day, some Redguard hopped off into Seyda Neen, bought 9 potions, stole some scrolls off a corpse, then flew about the Ashlands juggling weapons before killing a God. In like... 5 minutes.”
“He killed the God in 5 minutes?”
“No, he did all that shit in 5 minutes. Took him roughly 20 seconds to kill the God.”
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ bullshit uncle, show me proof of this story
Makes me feel ridiculous about the hundreds of hours i spent playing this and NEVER got around to beating it. lol im depressed now.
How is Dovahkiin to Nerevar?
"...and then he died from heart attack."
@@vitormota5746 a stain on the carpet
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YouthEnergy fuck
Zulu O loading fuck
YouthEnergy you got over 200 liked on that comment
Loading: Captain fucking obvious
"I am a go-"
(stabs foot)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP"
The Atomic Cherry
"I am a god-"
SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM...
"Puny god."
+The Atomic Cherry lol
+The Atomic Cherry But....but....his mercy
06:02 " What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you ... what are you ... ooh ... stop! "
"There is no escape!"
*Player is already gone*
"Did you see that Redguard that just flew through the compound?"
Blacksplosive
Puny god.
funniest part is how he keeps talking way after he's dead and even through part of the next cutscene
Yea...like in hour in...I'm walking around picking flowers for a cat lady....
ahah that stupid one at Balmora's guild of mages ?
Are you playing Morroblivion or Skywind? Mod in Oblivion that recreates Morrowind, and mod in Skyrim that recreates Morrowind, respectively.
Morroblivion is playable with most or all of the quests from Morrowind finished.
An hour in I'm still fighting my first mud crab. the Xbox version sucked lol.
+intranetusa I will probably never be able to get into them, I grew up playing vanilla morrowind, only good thing I know of is OpenMW
roads, where were going we won't need roads
I just watched back to the future for the 49th time
in my 20 year life
Proud of you, buddy :')
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
dont blame you its classic
"dagoth welcomes you frie---" * donk * haha
randomeuropeanguy it was as if it was a daily job kikcing demon ass
I laughed that entire fight. What a fucking mess lol
Ghost yeah pretty much
What a fool you are. I'm a god! How can you kill a-.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING! OOF! STOP!
funniest part
*SHANK SHANK SHANK*
"How could you be so niave... There is no escape!"
"How can you kill a-"
the savior: *what's a god to a nonbeliever*
DabigBM (Teleports to door close to escape)
"You have completed your destiny."' Wait, what was my destiny in the first place?
TheAAAGod
"I dont know anything about destiny but I DO know that the second I got off my boat some dude on the street sold me a magical scroll"
good grief! thought I had to spend anymore than 4 minutes on my life long destiny I was gonna die!. well, that's over now what? maybe I will follow my dreams look for the meaning of life maybe find my destin....f*ck
OK thanks can I go home now?
That's the meaning of life
Destiny sucks, i never completed it.
"Preliminary note: notice that he runs diagonally the whole time because this is a speedrun on an old game.
First he picks Redguard for early weapon levels... (and other stats having to do with melee combat I assume, but using melee weapons effectively is critical for the speedrun.)
Edit: he also selects the class Barbarian for more weapon stats, and takes the birthsign the Steed for speed (since it's a speedrun and all).
Edit 2: /u/matt6923rs pointed out his racial choice motivation:
He mainly picked the Redguard for its racial power, Adrenaline Rush. That's what he casts while clipping through the wall after grabbing the ring in the beginning. He doesn't drain the ring, that really doesn't do anything for him since he didn't need health.
Then he steals the limeware platter in the census office for some early gold. He abuses a bug where dropping your stolen items just before a guard confronts you allows you pick it back up unimpeded. This is extra cheeky because you don't get a bounty on you before leaving the census office.
Glitches through a corner because Bethesda games.
Gives Fargoth his ring of healing after draining it.
Buys a scroll that lets you pick locks (Ondusi's Unhinging), and a scroll that teleports you to a shrine (Almsivi Intervention), and sells the platter that he stole and kept through a bug.
Runs off to where Tarhiel (pronounced "Tar Heel" and is in fact a reference to UNC's sports teams) to grab his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, which allows the user to jump incredibly high and far, and resist falling damage (these are both important for what he does and why).
He then immediately uses the teleportation scroll he purchased to teleport to Balmora's shrine, and goes straight to the nearby Alchemist where he buys a Mark Potion, two Recall Potions (Mark sets a marker, Recall sends you to the marker), and a Rising Force Potion (levitation).
Then he uses one of his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, faces North East (ish) and jumps. Enjoy watching Morrowind load the landscapes that you can't even see. Using a second scroll to save himself from immediate death, he lands within the Red Mountain region--he's near the final boss, Dagoth Ur, and at 3:39 in the video.
With his second scroll still active, he makes a leap up to some Dwarven ruins, Odrosal, in this case. Inside, he immediately uses his lock opening spell on a door, and inside he grabs a Dwarven Halberd, and Keening, a legendary weapon required to defeat the final boss.
Here, more bug abuse comes into play. Keening isn't supposed to be weilded by anyone not wearing the Wraithguard, but, by spamming between Keening and a Dwarven Halberd, he's able to cheese his way past this effect. Hence the incessant noice and "Keening has dealt you a mortal wound" at the bottom of the screen.
Then, he uses his Rising Force Potion to fly over some mountains, and uses his Mark Potion to mark that spot (yes, in mid air) for later.
He enters another Dwarven ruin and stabs the fuck out of Dagoth Vemyn to take Sunder, the other legendary weapon required to kill the final boss, and the Amulet of Hearthheal, which buffs you a bunch.
Then he recalls to mid air, uses the Amulet of Hearthheal to protect himself from damage applied by a lever needed to open a door, and opens the door to Dagoth Ur's lair. Then he proceeds to run past every enemy in there.
Enters Dagoth Ur's room and hits him in the back of the head to make him shut up and get to the fight.
He uses the Amulet of Hearthheal again for the buff before entering Akulakhan's Chamber for the final fight. With levitate still on, he runs right past Dagoth Ur and to the Heart of Lorkhan. One hit with Keening, five hits with Sunder, and the fight's over.
The end. Azura gives her speech (with some ranting in the background from Dagoth about hopelessness) about shit he didn't do.
Spamming between the spear and Keening to cap off the video.
Only thing I wasn't clear on was how he got so fast with levitation... I guess the Keening spam did that? But, aside from the superspeed," that is what I found :)
Great play by play, thanks!
Thanks, It's really hard to understand some parts without this explanation.
Well, damn. Thanks; now I don't have to finish slogging through this boring game. 90 hours is enough.
What I still don’t get is how he didn’t insta-die while actually using sunder & keening
@@ripnecco5477
stop at 5:52 he has 530 health duo to the switching weapons bug wich buffs his hp.
now sunder and keening dont insta kill you they 'just' give you a lot of damage but since he has dtupid amounts of hp he can pretty much just tank it.
So... the true Nerevarine is a flying black man who just got freed from prison and juggles with hammers and knives in midair...
This game is amazing.
Rofl! Thanks for da laugh XD
best coment ever xD
We wuz neravarins n sheet
DAAAAASSS RIIITEEEE
Oh shit we have the same last name, thats the first time Ive seen that.
"Campaign length in our test: 5 minutes. 2/10" - IGN
+paranidherc Out of all the comments this one actually made me burst out laughing.
+Buzy B Same here xD
+paranidherc Shouldn't that be a 9.5er
*****
only if they were paid for it beforehand.
It's over in like 5 minutes, embarrassing new low for Bethesda 7/10 -IGN
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WTF JUST HAPPENED READ THIS:
they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died.
He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate.
He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of odrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Odrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven halberd. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health.
Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate.
Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END.
For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
no thanks
nice write-up :D
Yammo Yammamoto thanks
dude stfu that's just the plot of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
And five minutes later the old man recognize that his green platter was stolen.
Obs: Numidium -> Akulakhan
Dear diary,
Today, a prisoner I freed immediately stole a platter and booked it out of the room. Then 3 minutes later the mountain blew up.
Can we get a detailed explanation of what the fuck just happened because I think I had a stroke....
Speed run in under 4 minutes 20 seconds by taking advantage of bugs/glitches as well as one cheatcode and one debug code. It looks really awesome regardless.
I have never done this myself, but I watched a narrated speedrun of it once. The weirdest thing that happens is a bug with keening. Normally when you equip keening, it increases your stats including health, stamina, and speed, among others. For some reason, when you rapidly equip/unequip it (as done here by setting weapon swap to mouse wheel), the stat improvements are permanent so you just go faster and faster and become unkillable. That, paired with levitating everywhere produces what you see here.
holymuffin1 Aaaaah, thank you. I was like 10 years old when I played Morrowind so I don't remember much of it. xD
Actually what happened was, theres an equip glitch. I used to do it on the original xbox. You held X and hit left or right trigger to cycle through your weapons. and Y for spells. So what happened here was he held down X and then hit BOTH triggers at the exact same time. What happens is, the game detects you as equipping the weapons, but not un-equipping them. And the thing that kills you is a damage over time, but its not being applied because it doesnt get the time to. And then the stats it grants are being stacked, permanently because its constantly equipping but not unequipping the weapons. so in the end he probably had like 400 in each of his stats.The other thing that happened was at the beginning of the game, he stole everything and re sold it for cash. Used the cash to buy things like levitation potions. At the beginning of the game you get scrolls of icarian flight, which let you jump really far but die from fall damage. unless...you use a flight potion at the end of it to break the fall. This is what he did to go get keening and sunder. Then the equip glitch boosted his stats so much that it carried him the rest of the way.
Actually he used the 2nd Icarian Flight scroll just before he landed to keep the acrobatics boost to prevent the fall from being fatal. Then used a jump with the outrageous Acrobatics the scroll gives to hop up to that peak.
6:10 "There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place." Literally uses recall...
Well, that's a good first impression of Morrowind
oh there's more drugs in the game if you want
skooma's a helluva drug
wassupjg i drank some and woke up in the mountains
wassupjg I drank some and was found dead on a mountain with a dress on
i drank some and teleported to oblivion
wassupjg Best comment ever
I drank some and woke up married to trump
20 seconds in: "Okay so he stole the platter, dropped it before the guard caught him, talked, and the picked the platter back up. Probably to sell it for some scroll to exploit. Okay, got it."
4 minutes in: "...What the hell is happening?"
He used the platter to buy ALMSIVI Intervention, grabbed the scrolls of Icarain Flight, interevened to Balmora, got some potions of mark and recall there, hopped over the ghostfence to get Keening, drank a potion of mark outside the door, equipped and unequipped Keening so fast that it forgot to remove the permanent effects, drank a potion of recall to exit, jumped to get Sunder, mark/recall out, stacked the permanent effects of Sunder when he jumped to the boss area, used the super stats to win phase 1, then won the last phase 'normally'.
Try to pay attention and keep up.
Ok, but how he became that fast during the whole game?
keening has a permanent speed increase, which is applied whenever it is equiped, and since a glitch made it so the effect remained when it is unequiped quickly enough and stat modifiers can be stacked infinitely in this game, constantly equiping and deequiping it raised his speed to epic proportions.
they don't actually apply an instant death effect, they only deal a lot of damage over time, however keening also has a fortify health effect and stacking that over and over again at the rate skyrockets his maximum health so much that he can actually tank the damage dealt by sunder and keening.
Shot dude, i couldn't even see that it was a platter he stole. XD
Fulfilling a destiny you never knew or heard about
(uses recall potion)
"No recall or intervention can work in this place"
ya about that...
+matthew Singletary I mean, why would he share that information with you if you can, if he tells you you can't you won't try.
do you truly believe that?
+The Tary
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lol
Sorry, can you go again?
I blinked.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WTF JUST HAPPENED READ THIS:
they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died.
He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate.
He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of odrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Odrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven halberd. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health.
Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate.
Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END.
For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
vespaman0 Yeah....
I'mma just tell you that im not gonna read ANY of that.
TempZz but... it's a good read lol
vespaman0 It's like 4000000000 words.
No,
TempZz YASSS
just imagine what everyone would be thinking as this went on. "mama look, its a flying man in shitty gear juggling weapons!"
That'd never happen, there are no children on Vvardenfell.
it is like in edge of tomorrow story, the player is like "fuck off, don't even talk to me people, i know exactly what to do and how to put an end to all this mess"
Davide 87 Ha fatto analogamente la stessa cosa: l'ha provato e finito così tante volte che sa esattamente cosa fare. (glitch inclusi)
pure i glitch infatti!
Davide 87
Guard looks at player
"Find me when you wake up"
Runs off cliff.
...I still occasionally get lost walking between Pelagiad and Balmora.
Wtf they are so close
I remember the first time I left Seyda Neen towards Pelagiad - and completely freaked out at the Kwama thingy bouncing up the path towards me!!!
Connor Tyler LOL
Nothing more frightening than the screech of the cliff racers though... :P
this guy gets it.
"Come, take this thing from the hand of God."
*_twitches uncontrollably_*
Unclevertitle ROTFLMAO
Parkourior Mask What just from this kinda funny joke? You Roll on the floor laughing your arse off?! like IT LITERALLY COMES OFF OF YOUR BODY!?!?! DAFUQ
TheRoyalNova I read it then looked at the video and it started haha
+Unclevertitle Moon Sugar is a hell of a drug.
looooool
Imagine if the Dragonborn saw this. He would probably flee in terror.
Xever mitcha Thats why the Nerevarine was tossed away into Akavir
Georgie Pineda
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Xever mitcha The nerevarine is inmortal, he won't die to sickness or age due to his sickness plus he traveled over morrowind (A pretty coco land), he united the warmonging tribes and houses, fought against the ordinators, Azura really wants to have sex with him (IMO) and he slayed 2 demi-gods.
That's why they sent him into the only place things are pretty fucked up with wars, giants, animal-people and god snakes... Akavir
Falcon Lord Uhhh, I played the games?
Falcon Lord In TES IV: Oblivion you can hear the people gossip about the faith of Morrowind, they talk about Jiub (The dude that greets you in the beginning of morrowind) and call him "Saint Jiub" because he drove away the cliffracers from Vvanderfell. They also mention lord Nerevarine leaving to akavir for unknown reasons, sadly the gates of oblivion opened and without the Nerevarine (and Vivec, the only living god dissapears too) Morrowind was slowly destroyed as it can be seen in TES V: Skyrim.
I said "tossed" because it's obvious the developers (Bethesda) decided to eliminate the OP hero of Morrowind by sending him on an unknown expedition into an unknown and dangerous continent. But before leaving to Akavir the Nerevar visited Cyrodil and left a particular object in the hands of one member of the fightes guild, i enjoyed that detail.
"Are you tired of being a random prisoner aboard a ship? Here's how YOU can become a god in 4 minutes and 19 seconds!"
Leri Llamacorn this one weird trick will make travel a breeze, cliff racers hate him!
Gods hate him!
Has science gone too far?
Since the death of Nerevar, there's been a vacancy. You can fill that void. Here's how.
and here i am not even able to finish the second fking quest. fuck
I can't complete the first. Unless you count getting off the boat and getting citizenship the first quest.
Yeah this game wasn't the easiest..
i dont even know what the first quest was :D great game, got allot of entertainment out of it as a kid, but i at no point understood what was going on :D
Do you mean the rats contract of balmora in the warrior guild?
Shanz i do remember joining the warriors guild ;d was that the first quest? lol
5 minutes after arriving Morrowind, the hero saved the world.
When I first started playing the game ... I ended up standing before Dagoth Ur after 30 minutes of running around confused and glitching up mountains. When he asked me why I came unprepared I was like "Uh ... uh ... uh... -slowly turning- BYE!" This brought back memories.
As someone who's never played Morrowind this video has made me more confused than im willing to admit
Morrowind had the best magic of all the games. When Oblivion came along, I was sorely disappointed about not having the ability to levitate.
And I was even more dissapointed in Skyrim that you couldn't cast spells with weapons on..-.-
As if mages don't block and wait for warhammer hits with open hands
also oblivion you could make custom spells. idk about morrow wind though
To be fair, speedruns like these which "break the game" by doing stuff you're not supposed to be doing would confuse anyone who knows nothing of the game in question.
Same
"talk, talk, talk, menu, menu, menu, jump, jump, load, load, smack, smack, smack, THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!"
Instead of a heavily armored and seasoned character who has survived many battles, there is just some crazed person juggling an assortment of odd items at an inhuman speed.
I love how he took the time to select Redguard
His stats change depending on race redguards are the best for speedrunning
Frisbie147 Oh shit forgot about that. Times have changed.
+AdamHH11 Except they haven't, while skyrim has taken away many features of the older games race still changes your stats sightly.
BakaPope True, but not with the speed, acrobatics and such.
Well for that to exist the game would have to actually have those features present.
"What a fool, i'm a god, how do yoOOO! OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? STOP!!"
That was such a Brock Samson moment xD
Zombielijah Yelloh Or a Loki and Hulk moment.
+AlphonsePride you take that back D:
"I'm a god, you can't kill a god" *gets repeatedly shivved in the side* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP!"
"Allright, the prophecy is fulfilled. Not what am I going to do with the rest of the day?"
TuttyGaming Destroy alduin in 1 nanosecond
i can't even get past the first 2 loading screens on my original xbox in that time limit.
And thats why people dont run on XBOX version, they run it on PC with SSD's for max speed.
Ryan Winklevoss ssd?
SSD: Solid State Drive. It's like a mini hard drive that runs information stored on it incredibly fast. It's very popular to use SSD's for open-world games, since they have a HUGE amount of data to run.
...are you being serious or?
+Blood Heart ofc, we are the real gamers
"Don't go causing troub-"
"I killed Vivec."
"..."
In case anyone is confused (I know I was), here's what's going on. The author is a deleted reddit account and the source is www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3qbm60/how_to_beat_morrowind_in_419_minutes/:
Preliminary note: notice that he runs diagonally the whole time because this is a speedrun on an old game.
First he picks Redguard for early weapon levels... (and other stats having to do with melee combat I assume, but using melee weapons effectively is critical for the speedrun.)
Edit: he also selects the class Barbarian for more weapon stats, and takes the birthsign the Steed for speed (since it's a speedrun and all).
Edit 2: /u/matt6923rs pointed out his racial choice motivation:
He mainly picked the Redguard for its racial power, Adrenaline Rush. That's what he casts while clipping through the wall after grabbing the ring in the beginning. He doesn't drain the ring, that really doesn't do anything for him since he didn't need health.
Then he steals the limeware platter in the census office for some early gold. He abuses a bug where dropping your stolen items just before a guard confronts you allows you pick it back up unimpeded. This is extra cheeky because you don't get a bounty on you before leaving the census office.
Glitches through a corner because Bethesda games.
Gives Fargoth his ring of healing after draining it.
Buys a scroll that lets you pick locks (Ondusi's Unhinging), and a scroll that teleports you to a shrine (Almsivi Intervention), and sells the platter that he stole and kept through a bug.
Runs off to where Tarhiel (pronounced "Tar Heel" and is in fact a reference to UNC's sports teams) to grab his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, which allows the user to jump incredibly high and far, and resist falling damage (these are both important for what he does and why).
He then immediately uses the teleportation scroll he purchased to teleport to Balmora's shrine, and goes straight to the nearby Alchemist where he buys a Mark Potion, two Recall Potions (Mark sets a marker, Recall sends you to the marker), and a Rising Force Potion (levitation).
Then he uses one of his Scrolls of Icarian Flight, faces North East (ish) and jumps. Enjoy watching Morrowind load the landscapes that you can't even see. Using a second scroll to save himself from immediate death, he lands within the Red Mountain region--he's near the final boss, Dagoth Ur, and at 3:39 in the video.
With his second scroll still active, he makes a leap up to some Dwarven ruins, Odrosal, in this case. Inside, he immediately uses his lock opening spell on a door, and inside he grabs a Dwarven Halberd, and Keening, a legendary weapon required to defeat the final boss.
Here, more bug abuse comes into play. Keening isn't supposed to be weilded by anyone not wearing the Wraithguard, but, by spamming between Keening and a Dwarven Halberd, he's able to cheese his way past this effect. Hence the incessant noice and "Keening has dealt you a mortal wound" at the bottom of the screen.
Then, he uses his Rising Force Potion to fly over some mountains, and uses his Mark Potion to mark that spot (yes, in mid air) for later.
He enters another Dwarven ruin and stabs the fuck out of Dagoth Vemyn to take Sunder, the other legendary weapon required to kill the final boss, and the Amulet of Hearthheal, which buffs you a bunch.
Then he recalls to mid air, uses the Amulet of Hearthheal to protect himself from damage applied by a lever needed to open a door, and opens the door to Dagoth Ur's lair. Then he proceeds to run past every enemy in there.
Enters Dagoth Ur's room and hits him in the back of the head to make him shut up and get to the fight.
He uses the Amulet of Hearthheal again for the buff before entering Akulakhan's Chamber for the final fight. With levitate still on, he runs right past Dagoth Ur and to the Heart of Lorkhan. One hit with Keening, five hits with Sunder, and the fight's over.
The end. Azura gives her speech (with some ranting in the background from Dagoth about hopelessness) about shit he didn't do.
Spamming between the spear and Keening to cap off the video.
Only thing I wasn't clear on was how he got so fast with levitation... I guess the Keening spam did that? But, aside from the superspeed, anything still unclear?
I'm not sure if you care at this point, but yes. The Keening spam gave him superspeed, health, magicka, 100% chance to land attacks and a ton of agility due to stacking Keening's buffs over and over again.
pretty sure the speed was the potions
CHRLPTRSN I think it's Keening in particular that glitches out this way, but I haven't played Morrowind in a long time. That said, I know for certain it's Keening that produces the speed effect he has.
CHRLPTRSN It stacks the Keening buff over and over again. That's how it gets the ridiculous speed. When he's doing it multiple times a second it adds up.
Jakedesnake97 how long did it take you to write that? I'm surprised I actually read the whole thing... Lol
Azura's champion aint nothing to fuck with
(6:00) What a fool you are. I'm a god. **punch** How can you kill a god? **punch punch** You do **punch punch punch** WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOOL STOP **dies** crammed in the intoxicating innocence. How can you be so naive? There is no escape. **escapes** No recall or intervention can work in this place. **playing the end scene, telling you you've won** Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
Hmm. He did say it's not too late.
c r a m m e d i n t h e i n t o x i c a t i n g i n n o c e n c e
2:34
Man, the thieves in Morrowind are brutal. The guy barely hit the ground and he was already looted.
ZeroSpawn47 they can also some how land a 4 million meter jump
ZeroSpawn47 made my day😂😂😂
yah made muh day buddy.
"Come...Take this thing from the hand of God."
*Meth-heads the FUCK out*
I didn't know you could play as Usain Bolt
Redgard
Kirill Marine haha he would've been a reguard though I guess in the elder scrolls universe
He actually did choose redguard, not to mention choosing the Steed for a 25 Speed Bonus.
Young Money God NEW BUILD,
"Come, take this thing from the hand of god."
[SPAMMY NOISES]
everybody in this game walks like they have hemorrhoids lol
?
+Jose Ortiz bleeding isnt even the worst part
its the fucking annoying pain and extreme inconvenience
had to live with it for over 6 years cause i didnt know the condition and if its even normal but mostly out embarrassment
robertos bollus Yes that sucks man. My dad has it. When he poops he bleeds.
+Jose Ortiz haha
+Stef Van Den Brule Oh, it's no laughing matter, i petty my old man.
"Hey man what's your name?" *starts foaming out the mouth*
Your spear skill has been increased to 11 !
This is the story of a breton that arrives in a boat, fly to a mountain, kill a god and fullfill his destiny. The End. Now, go to sleep.
He's actually a redguard
Gustavo Santos so inspiring
#RedguardLivesMatter
actual thing
NO hes the bloody ebony warrior without armor #HELIVESPPL
You invite a friend to your house to play some games.
Your friend says, "Oh I've played Morrowind, I didn't get very far, it takes too long to play."
You: "I can beat it in under 5 minutes."
Friend: "Ha ha, funny."
You: "No, seriously"
Friend: O:
I blinked, what happened?
Shitty Waifu he tripped on a pebble and fell into the end game by accident
I dont know either
*_Loading Exterior ..._* happened.
The end is the best part, "Take this thing from the hand of god." - Swaps weapons with masturbatory speed.
*Casual chat between two guards*
"Hey man, you know that prisoner we released about 240 seconds ago?
"Yeah."
"He just killed a God."
Chibbs 9
its so funny XD
Chibbs other Guard: What a fool you are. He's a god, how could he kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
5:52 "Why have you come unprepared?"
Trust me, Dagoth, this guy is more prepared than anyone else in the history of Morrowind.
What the fuck happened in this video
Same reaction, my dude.
they picked a redguard and steed for a speed boost.Steals a platter. pulled a ring out of that barrel to give to an elf who lost it who gives you money upon returning it. He glitches through the wall to get into the town.Then goes to a traders in order to purchase a scroll of Almsivi intervention that teleports you to the nearest shrine as well as a scroll of unhinging that unlocks doors. He uses the money from the ring and the platter to offset the cost of buying those items. They then walk to a location where it is scripted for Tarhiel to fall from the sky and die. They take three scrolls from him called the scroll of icarian flight. It fortifies your acrobatics to an insane degree so you can jump across more than half the map but it only last 7 seconds. Downside is...ya die from the fall hence why he died.
He then uses the scroll of Almsivi intervention to teleport to the nearest shrine which is in Balmora. Goes to a shop in Balmora and buys a potion for recall and a potion for mark. Mark allows you to mark any location in the game while you are there. Much like how Minato in Naruto can mark things for teleportation. Recall allows you to go to that place at any time. He also purchases a potion for rising force that allows him to levitate.
He steps outside and uses the scroll of icarian flight to jump to Red Mountain the end game area of the game where you must defeat the main villain dagoth Ur by destroying the heart of Lorkhan. Before falling to his death he uses another scroll of icarian flight to raise his acrobatics to take the landing . He then jumps across to get to the door to get inside of ordrosal which contains a legendary weapon. In order to destroy the heart you need two weapons Keening and Sunder. And usually a gauntlet to let you hold them without them killing you...but i'll explain his work around later. Ordrosal contains keening. Once inside he uses the scroll of ondusi's unhinging to unlock a door meant to block the path. Picks up a dwarven spear. Then grabs Keening. Keening fortifies magicka, health, attack, speed, and agility(which determines how often u hit and are hit as well as skill). He then immediately exploits a glitch in the game where when switching between two weapons if u hit the button to switch to either at about the same time u infinitely switch between both. The catch is that any magical weapons will begin to stack their stat boosts. So he permastacks the benefits of keening and doesn't hold it long enough for it to kill him..its also buffing the fuck out of his health.
Now he leaves and takes the rising force potion while buffing his speed to an insane degree to speed up his levitation. Before leaving the area he uses the mark potion to save his position on red mountain. He then enters Vemynal where there is an Ash Vampire (follower of dagoth ur) who holds the weapon Sunder. Now to make uses of those ridiculous agility and attack boosts by hitting the vampire over and over again with the dwarven Halberd. Now he picks up sunder that boosts attack, strength, drains fatigue, boosts endurance and luck. Then takes the amulet of heartheal that most important allows you to levitate.
Now he uses the recall potion to go back to where he was on red mountain which is just above the final boss area where you fight dagoth ur. Now usually he would get the gauntlet but he has an insane amount of health boosts at this point so he can take whatever damage he needs to in order to just tank the damage points. He uses the amulet of Heartheal to levitate and uses the crank needed to enter the last cavern. He enters the location rightly called Dagoth Ur. He runs straight down to face Dagoth Ur and hits him with Sunder. Once you do enough damage to Dagoth Ur her teleports to another room that hs a device known as the Numidium which you can think of as a giant brass war fortress transformer gundam now being powered by the heart of Lorkhan who is one of the oldest and most powerful beings in the lore and a god of sorts. So now he uses mark again to save his progress in that particular location outside of the final chamber of the dungeon where numidium presides. He enters the chamber and uses the amulet of heartheal to levitate to the heart of lorkhan and uses sunder to tenderize it lol...u have to hit with sunder first and then stab it with keening to destroy it. Since that was the only thing keeping Dagoth Ur alive apparently he dies as well as Numidium being destroyed which of course makes that place alittle unstable. Instead of finding the door he just uses the recall potion to go back to the room before that final chamber. Now as he is leaving the Daedric Prince Azura essentially congratulates him on a job well done. THE END.
For more lore though there were others like Dagoth Ur who were being worshipped as gods who were using the heart of lorkhan to embue themselves with power. So now you put and end to that false god bullshit.
vespaman0 I can't believe I just read this entire thing
dude...
you just like... wrote a book...
Exactly what I scanned the comments for, you rocked it!
What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god?
dies
"You are already dead"
*Numidium explodes*
omae wa mou shindeiru!
pieman inc NANI?!
“wha... WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP ST0P”
"I'm a wizard, I don't need to explain SHIT"-The speedrunner probably.
In my memories graphics are ultrahd, your video has broken them, thanks D:
не расстраивайся толян, приходится в жизни и разочаровываться(
i know ExActly what ypu mean
AZ - Дневник Киберспортсмена i always tought that morrowind looked better than oblivion because i played it first but nope just my memories
this video actually looks way worse than normal morrowind, dont worry too much
at least people in morrowind don't all look like they have potatoes for heads (oblivion)
LMAO "we welcome you old friend" *immediately brains him*
This is what moon sugar does to you.
wake up, you were dreaming, whats your name? rarrkertkrekektekktre
I want a remastered Morrowind.
mods
Edward White Skywind and Skyblivion boi
Chris Sein, what is that?
Ever heard of google, good luck
I regret typing my thoughts. I did "Google it" immediately after typing
They are still in the alpha stages and are regularly updating on a channel called TESRskywind Official, and thank you Captain Obvious
I think bethesda should be aware of you
This was someone else playing the game. Not sure why this channel took it and uploaded it like it was their own..
"Morrowind is a really large game and here is one person who finish it in 4:19 minutes. That is amazing!!
This video is taken from Speed Demos Archive so go there if you want to see more games beaten " Doesn't look like he tried to make it his own to me.
What are descriptions?
they should've remastered morrowind instead of skyrim
Exactly !!
Remaster Skyrim: update graphics, fix bugs
Remaster Morrowind: create a new engine, new textures, new models, new everything.
SonTyp OhneNamen exactly. thatas why we want it
Obstruct329 or at least oblivion skyrim is to simple and easy
E WALL The overuse of synonyms is both redundant and unneeded.
See what i did there?
I killed him and the heart without keening and sunder.
How you ask?
A shit ton of Sujama.
Fun fact, it can be destroyed with a lockpick. But that doesn't trigger the destruction of the statue.
Nerevarine was promised melon, if he beats Dagoth Ur as fast as possible.
Valdetiosi water melo`n
+M`aiq The Liar Let me get this straight... You said, "Some say M'aiq is a liar. Some say Alduin is Akatosh. Don't you believe either of those things." However, if you are lying (as your name sugguests) Then you are also telling the truth, because if you are lying, then I SHOULD believe that you are a liar, and that Alduin is Akatosh, which means that you are telling the truth, because now I think you're a liar, which means Alduin is NOT Akatosh, and then I don't believe either of those things, which means you are lying, which means ljhak;djnlv;j;azc mv;khnaslkdfj...
Is that what you meant by what you said, Vozahlaas Kaaz Nokin?
SonOfMyths73 and this..is why M`aiq has chim..he needs that to understand the shit he`s spouting.. XD
+SonOfMyths73 0_0
God the sight of that item menu brings back painful memories....
"the prophecy fulfilled" lmao :D
“What prophecy, now...?”
The prophecy of a naked dunmer floating through time and space to come and stab Dagoth Ur with a spear several times; killing him, and then teleporting away.
*redguard
The gods were a bit short on time, so they had to hurry it up some tho
What in the world just happened
Speed run in under 4 minutes 20 seconds by taking advantage of bugs/glitches as well as one cheatcode and one debug code. It looks really awesome regardless.
so he cant beat the game in 4:19
Technically he isn't counting all time you need to lose for the character creation part, as it is unskippable.
the voices of the guards are the same voice actors of the brotherhood of steel in fallout 3. lol.
tbh morrowind had the best magic system of any ES game!
Eh, the spells were more interesting like teleportation and stuff but the fact that mana didn't regen without waiting was always a problem for me. Of course its a nice challenge if you want to actually struggle in an elder scrolls game and not just breeze through,
There was a free official mod, which had addressed the mana regen.
Really? Can you give me an exact link? (I still play morrowind often and never knew there was a official mod for it.)
Okay Fam
It was available from the old Morrowind website, but I can not find it now. Just get a fan made one, they are not game breaking(not like ES3 was ever balanced )
+Okay Fam, You could make your own spells. There are mods for Skyrim that sort of let you do that, but morrowind it was built in. You could play with weakness to magica to make your enchants exponential.
And they make a remastered edition of Skyrim..
Instead of Morrowind or Oblivion
right skyrim already had good graphics. but i understand them wanting to forget about morrowind... that dice roll tho
Remastering Oblivion or Morrowind would take forever because they would need a new engine skyrim can use the current one
i suppose
That's because they're not remaking it. They're just slapping a few miniscule improvements on the existing Skyrim and recompiling it with 64 bit, Xbone, and PS4 support.
With Morrowind and Oblivion, they'd have to go through and manually remake every single mesh, hire voice actors, do texturing and mesh rigging, then remake the entire world (though terrain would likely stay intact if they could export it as a heightmap and just use that).
they spoke about it - remastering oblivion or morrowind would be too much work not only because of need of graphics, but because of how cells and objects from those games would translate into skyrim engine (different sizes etc, forgot the technical details about that). So yeah, basically they are lazy and chose to just download several Nexus mods (not even the highest quality ones) and release it as special edition :D
also every monster there is wondering how their god died to a stiff breeze
that... A very eficient way to travel I must say.
I love how Dagoth is Monologing right before you just bonk him with Sunder.
This is an insane speed run i had this game but i only killed a couple of crabs.
If they get near ya, hit 'em with the shampoo
I couldn't even kill them, my attacks missed
what a great story!
Better than Twilight for sure :D
YES
Loading Exterior
The end.
G-piste Etana näin o
So how is your sex life?
is this what it's like to be on drugs?
Skooma; not even once.
X5R i drank skooma once
Now I'm homeless
That's right kids, with drugs you can kill gods.
Froztarlozt challenge accepted
Ramon Garcia Not... really a challenge.. but ok.
I have no idea what just happened
Inky Hates Most Things you and me both man
finishes a god before he can even finish saying his monologue
I've only played skyrim so I'm just like wtf is happening
You could say, it's...unintelligible? *muffled laugh*
Darell Malazarte yes, good catch :P
You are unintelligble, so I am unsurprised that you are unintelligble.
lmao same
I've only played Skyrim and Oblivion, it felt as if I was on drugs or having a bad dream
Total acid trip, no idea what you did but it's crazy cool when you're high and watching this...
game of the year
+majestic waluigi glitch of the year
+majestic waluigi Every year.
+Random Guy From Texas And your candidate would be?
***** Texas sucks
+Feoral Your the kinda guy that would shoot a torpedo down an exhaust port and not have the common courtesy to give your partner a reach around.
Holly shit, I played this game only once, my character was a Breton mage that moved as fast as a crippled snail for half the game. I should have chosen the sanic class.
+Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre Fucking hell, I must have done the exact same thing as you.
CRAZYFISH Vince + David + Gamb It's okay, man, pure mages are the most annoying thing to play in these games.
+Gonzalo Ayala Ibarre mages just don't work well in Elder Scroll Games. Sadly =\
+ThaTyger Oblivion says otherwise.
+ThaTyger Mages are the most overpowered thing in Oblivion.
"the steed" is the morrowind equivalent of "aint nobody got time fo dat"
And people told me this game is big. Pfft.
Such a waste of Gigs.
it's big when you're not high on skooma and flying across the map within 4 seconds
Someone's a skooma addict...
This is how you achieve CHIM.
feels like a really bad drug trip....
Graham Phisher or the best drug u ever had !
Lmao I can just imagine Azura thinking to herself.
"That was beyond my wildest expectations." O_o;