1:52 it’s all began in Newquay 🏴☠️ Swansea 🏴 Glasgow 🏴 or Leeds 🏴 Mary was Born to & raised by two selfless parents 👨👩👧or👨👨👧👩👩👧
@@kommandantgalileo If russia gave it their hardest. Ukraine would have been long god. They keeping alot of their military trained and around russia to be ready for a invasion.
@@GlingoYT I know But he is a king only because of he is the son of queen Elizabeth's I can't see him as a king He is just a old guy!(I'm not disrespecting him.If my country have a king,I will also say it) {Your ancestors killed our king}
Yeah well blue hair is better than slavery and starvation. USA doesn't need to use propaganda about defending the homeland since USA has the best military, best navy, and 1st and 2nd best airforce. You can practically smell some ruskies getting smoked by the void that is the US military budget
Clearly Comrades the American Army’s Propaganda has gotten bad an aged like Milk That shit really wanted me to get a bottle of vodka and smash it on my head but now I sleep tonight knowing that woman has 2 moms so that’s something I guess 🤨
@@tylerplayz8134 I know man I feel like this is the difference between Russias army and usa army usa army is more caring about the 100 genders while Russias army is more caring about the 100 ways they can improve
Funny enough cod is a better military recruitment ad for the US army than anything else. Hell I know a ranger who joined the army cuz of modern warfare.
When I saw Russian army ad, it made me want to join the Russian army, and when I saw American army ad, that also made me want to join the Russian army.
The US Army ad is so effective that it makes me want to travel to russia, get extremely drunk on vodka, and plant the soviet flag on the roof on the reichstag
@@proshotplayz5610Cope. Mald. Seethe, even. Who won in the end? The Americans. The wokes won. What happened to the super sigma based Russian empire and its tsars? It lost. The super sigma Germans? Lost. The forces of freedom are stronger than that of conservative fascism. ¡No pasaran!
Использовать антисоветскую агитку "враг у ворот" в качестве "советской" пропаганды, неожиданный ход) To use the anti-Soviet agitation "enemy at the gate" as "Soviet" propaganda, an unexpected move)
There wasn't such ads in USSR. In USSR in fact wasn't any ads, but through the whole system of education and then in adults life they was teach you and show you that you should serve, should join army, it's kind of proud for any man.
i have lived in soviet union a d it was... BAD life was very bad we had no freedom, but 1 thing here is right people in soviet union were really brave and knew what they wanted.
Unfortunately for you, they're dead. They collapsed under their own weight due to not having a viable economic system. And their successor, the Russian Federation, is even weaker than they were.
![[HOI4] When USSR declares war on Germany](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OjMqM9e1WFA/mqdefault.jpg)
Both ads are very good.both make me fight againts USA
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True 🤣🤣
🤣🤣😝
I argee
Emma: talks about equality
Sergei: shares equal amounts of vodka with his comrades.
They celebrate win while Emma is trying to scare them with the rainbow flag
W Comment
@wooshifgay462vodka - is the main wealth
Yehr I mean that's true equality, and I'm gay. I bet our darling Emma hates all Muslims because that's what the USA trains
@@AlexNova66vodka is the only currency Russia needs
"Dmitiri has 2 moms too
His mom and the motherland"
-random stranger
Good one
No bro he has two moms and a dad
Her moms*
@@danieltobli9330 His dad died proudly for the motherland
@@chevalierroug3275 he died in the battle of Stalingrad
Even if i am not soviet, hearing it's anthem makes me feel my hearth warm
Perhaps we were comrades in past lives of the union
Smae
Same
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykn, splotila naveki velikaya rus! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yedinny moguchiy Sovetski Soyuz! Slav’sya otechestvo Nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nayozhny oplot! Znamya sovetskoye, Znamya narodnoye. Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedyot! Skovz grozy siyala solntsne svobody I Lenin veliky nam put ozaril! Da zdravstvuyet Sovetski Soyuz!
You are right brother
When a video-game ad seems more realistic than an actual “recruitment” ad
The quality of the the us
Wait a second, so the US army's video was a real recruitment video? 😂
@@PatrioticMan41 yes
Who tf is joining based on that
Wait that was a video game add????
US: It all began in California, Emma was raised by two moms.
Russia: It all begin in Siberia, Olga was raised by two bears 🐻
1:52 it’s all began in Newquay 🏴☠️ Swansea 🏴 Glasgow 🏴 or Leeds 🏴
Mary was Born to & raised by two selfless parents 👨👩👧or👨👨👧👩👩👧
Even two bears better than two moms
Emma: raised by 2 moms
Russian soldier: raised by 2 tanks
Plus one mother
Actually 2
Motherland plus his own mother
he was raised by 2 moms, his biological mother and mother russia
Bear and motherland
Us army: Fights for money.
Red army: Fights for motherland
the US actually fight for Trans as it is watch this Emma ad try to siad
Not russian army today
Capitalism System
Родина-мать Зовёт
cada um luta pelo que mais le atraem
When a game trailer is more patriotic than an army ad
As a Russian knowing that Emma is protecting USA I think that we can take Alaska back
Or take over Washington😌💪
Which says a lot cause they can't take Ukraine
Edit: Russophiles are pissed, so fucking pissed. Couldn't stop arguing with me.
@@kommandantgalileo If russia gave it their hardest. Ukraine would have been long god. They keeping alot of their military trained and around russia to be ready for a invasion.
@@killerxxriver4449 it depends, I don't think they would be having a complete victory any time soon
Edit: I was right.
Yes easily can do it
Rough times create strong people.
Peaceful times create emma with 2 moms
"Victory has defeated you"
I agree with you America should have warriors ready to fight i wonder what happened if Twitter didn't exist
Emma with 2 moms create rough times
Lmao
so weak people
As a Brit, both adverts make me wanna say Glory to the Red Army!
Glory to King and country! All hail Charles the third!
Charles?😂@@kernowpictures2002
@@funnyworld9226yeah, that’s the kings name
@@GlingoYT I know
But he is a king only because of he is the son of queen Elizabeth's
I can't see him as a king
He is just a old guy!(I'm not disrespecting him.If my country have a king,I will also say it)
{Your ancestors killed our king}
@@funnyworld9226 charles isnt the son of victoria lol, hes the son of Queen Elizabeth II
As a Brazilian, when I saw the announcement of the US Army, I felt like joining the Soviet Army.
Kkk
@@informanacabeca The KK- what now?🤨
@@reddsyoutuberaffle It's the way we laugh here in Brazil.
@@informanacabeca O
@@informanacabeca Apaga essa poha mano kkkjjk
Russian army: Ruthless
Emma: Fatherless
😂
+999 social credit
That's a good one
Literally
This is a cheff's kiss, literraly 👍👏
As a Canadian I am happy to see that our recruitment ad was not influenced by our southern neighbours.
And as a Brit 🇬🇧 By our transatlantic cousins
In case of Canadians it is probably influenced by Third Reich, lol. Didn't your parliament applaud a literal SS nazi butcher?
I think that after this ad I hope the White House has a working sprinkler system
Emma: has two human parents
Dimitri:has two loving tank parents
I don't care about both
Not only tanks can shoot and roll ;)
Joseph Stalin: Motivates soldiers by defending their homeland
Emma: Motivates the Russians to take back Alaska, see she has two mothers
Yeah well blue hair is better than slavery and starvation. USA doesn't need to use propaganda about defending the homeland since USA has the best military, best navy, and 1st and 2nd best airforce. You can practically smell some ruskies getting smoked by the void that is the US military budget
Stalin was a Terrible persob
@@NTA0980Wow, terrible Stalin, he ate children.
@@red_auditoriumI ate children too didn't know it was bad Простите
@@v10sxжиза
Plot twist: Emma comited war crimes in Afghanistan
As American , After Seeing The New U.S Army Recruitment Ad It Made Me Want to Work For Russia
same as me
It made US* want to work for russia
Same
We welcome you to the KGB with open arms comrades
Welcome to Russia, my brother. Here you will find patriotism. Welcome to the land where we live not for money but for each other.
As an American, I am willing to join the Soviet army now. Too bad I was born after 1991.
КПРФ и КПСС гордиться тобой
Нечего, наверстать упущеное
Можно в Российскую, тут тебе будут рады!
@@Anderson-TH-cam hell yea brother count me in!
✊✊. По сути Российская немного лишь отличается;)
Let's be honest
Watching the US army's ad motivates you to join the Russian army
O al mexicano, o al chino, o al vietnamita.
It motivates me to join any other army other than the US
As an American, yup. Emma sucks
@@MrJello8bw lol
@@Ilikesceptile11 emma suck
Soviet soldiers: got 2 balls of steels
Usa soldiers: got 2 moms
BASED !!
You made me choke on my vodka comrade
@@Armed_Insurgent you ok comrade
fun fact! Both ads Encourage you to join the soviet army
Emma has two moms
Vladimir has two vodka bottles
India has two lassi glasses
World has two big enemies
Vladimir Lenin or Vladimir Putin?
@Araf Tamim Украина - сигара, которую владимир скурит.
@@copyrightholder.329 Vladimir lenin because he was the founder of soviet union
Americans be like: I hope Russians and Chinese will be scared of her because of her two moms!
American US: I hope Russians and Chinese will be scared of her two mom's
Russian and Chinese will be like: Laughing LOL
When general Washington see”s you goarge Washington: fire!
Ok ...what boy are some kind of stupid
Every Russian has two moms, his own mom, and THE MOTHERLAND
Bro put a hoi4 trailer and thought it was a recruitment ad.💀
USSR Army : we are unconquerable we must defeat the enemy for our mother land !
USA Army : we have 2 mom's
UGANDA Army : Why are you gae ?
УганДа КнакЛз
are you copying kaiser vs
@@elitedima9672 they weren’t the first
Hahahaha lol
Based Uganda
Emma raised by two moms in California, USA
And in Siberia, Olga was raised by two bears
Неправда, медведи воспитывали не Ольгу а Машу.
3:03 how dare you!!!!
You forgot to add her moms, they are taking up oxygen too
I'm not a supporter gay, lesbian, transgender or whatever is, but it's only her story
Emma: has 2 moms
Nikolai: has 2 shots vodka
As a man named Nikolai I can confirm I have two shots in my hand
Japan: ruthless soldiers and know no surrender
Soviet union: same but better
US: soldiers want to go back to their 2 moms
Have you heard of the Russo-Japanese war? Do you remember who won?
@@josiadorthestrong1031 only thing matters now is the hibakusha or the ruskiy cobalt stockpiles the duality of man
@ Josiador the Strong it was russian empire who lose not ussr
@@josiadorthestrong1031 Yes heard but we returned the duty
Soviet ad: no mercy
American ad: no father?
1:36 is where the video really starts.
Fr
thx bro
Fr
Fr
Soviet Union ☭
I mean, what sounds better?
"I WILL BE GAY!!"
SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!"
or
"FIGHT FOR THE REVOLUTION!!"
"PROTECT THE MOTHERLAND!!"
best sound is : ''why are you gae ?''
@@TheBlueLightofficial False, Soviet one is the most based choice! Ura!
@@ernstthalmann4306 i'm just saying it hypes more. Literally didn't even say a thing about stalin.
@@czar6203 but Stalin MADE the Soviet Union into a superpower
Russia wouldn't be powerful today if it wasn't for Stalin.
@@ernstthalmann4306 what does that have to do with hyping?☝️☝️☝️
usa ad is like a trailer to a barbie movie and the soviet ad is like the trailer to oppenheimer
USSR army ad: Makes me proud and makes me want to join Red Army
US army ad: Makes me suicide of cringe.
(Edit: My god thanks for 100 likes)
Clearly Comrades the American Army’s Propaganda has gotten bad an aged like Milk
That shit really wanted me to get a bottle of vodka and smash it on my head but now I sleep tonight knowing that woman has 2 moms so that’s something I guess 🤨
You’re not alone, Comrade.
Emma : pulls out gay flag
Bombushka: pulls out rifles
You would think an American military ad would show more guns 💪 and make it look cool.
@@tylerplayz8134 I know man I feel like this is the difference between Russias army and usa army usa army is more caring about the 100 genders while Russias army is more caring about the 100 ways they can improve
@@lllIlIxlIlIlI yeah well it doesn’t seem like the case with the Ukraine war in modern Russia but the Soviets sure had it in them
Wow so sigma 😑
0:34 the fart cracked me up🤓😅
Turkish army: i would happily die for My country!
USSR army: we fight for the motherland!
USA "army": lOoK iM tRaNs!
There no matter you would happy or not! You die for Taxes in Turkey (As turk)
@fırat taha tunç bruh i know im turkish
@@yilanserdar1358 we have Allah
@@dancercoffin6868 we have Allah
@@idea7458 yes
2:27 shows more women empowerment than the whole Us ad
Actually its more like gay empowerment
It is both
As an American I can’t believe what this country was like 100 years ago (old days)😢😢 now American is ruined.
My humor is severely broken... I laughed the entire time during the US ad. My chest actually started to hurt. Help me💀
😂
😂
There is nothing we can do comrade..
😂😂😂😂
Us army ad was very inspirational and emotional, I felt that I have to join the Soviet Army🙏🙏
Edit: Thanks for the likes comrades!
lmaoo
Yes man
Lol
Do it, I’m joining you
Chinese ad made me join Chinese army
Russian ad made me join Russian army
Us ad made me join Russian and Chinese army
The fact that the soviet one is a game trailer and is better than a army ad
"Maybe shatter some stereotyoes along the way."
"To defeat your enemy, you must become your enemy."
-Sun Tzu
USSR: Protect your country, enemies will come soon!
OUN: Defend your Ukrainian freedom!
USA: The girl had 2 mothers
Ah those Modern Liberal Gay Ukrainians 🤓
“i need to mention ukraine everywhere russia is mentioned🤓”
Ok you mention Ukraine now mention other 14 countries in USSR comrade
@@ML_TachankaBelarus, Russia, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Moldova
@@slowpoke15 that’s my comrade!
USA: Emma was raised by her 2 moms.
Soviet Union: Aleksandr was raised by 2 moms: His mom and the Motherland.
The only things keeping me from throwing my phone away during the USA ad were the fart sounds
Stay strong for Soviet union comorad
Great job!
yyypppaaaaaaa
StaLin 😢
Yes communism stay strong
Wait what
glory to the motherland
Emma raised by two moms,
Dmitri raised by three:
Babushka
Mother
Motherland
Bubashka means grandma blyat
@@JosephStalin42O B A B U S H K A
@@JosephStalin42O 🤓
@@PewPewBoi u could have said absolut or smth
@@JosephStalin42O Bro you can't even understand a simple joke. You expected me to say something too you?
Russia: Call of Duty
EUA: My Little Poney
Funny enough cod is a better military recruitment ad for the US army than anything else. Hell I know a ranger who joined the army cuz of modern warfare.
@@danialyousaf6456 is he the one Assange was talking about?🤔
@@mdashrafulalam3469 don't think so no.
when a map game ad is better at recruiting people into the army than a real army ad
US ad: I-I mean I like animations but-
Soviet Ad: Best ad ever, Dimitri has. A perfect voice so motivational
1:24 tranformation had me died
Now I can sleep safe knowing that Emma has two moms🤣
Реклама Армии СССР просто уничтожила рекламу США
While Emmy, who has two moms, is serving in the US army, I, a Russian, can sleep peacefully.
😂😂😂😂😂
When I saw Russian army ad, it made me want to join the Russian army, and when I saw American army ad, that also made me want to join the Russian army.
Both ads gives great motivates join soviet army
Kek this channel is a goldmine. Absolutely based! Subbed and liked.
appreciate it so much u the best !
Americans after this commercial:I serve the Soviet Union
the liechtenstein army recruited me and now im gonna take over alaska
Советский союз наш весь мир покоряет!
The US Army ad is so effective that it makes me want to travel to russia, get extremely drunk on vodka, and plant the soviet flag on the roof on the reichstag
US Army Ad: *CRINGE*
Soviet Union Army Ad: *BASED*
What about the 2015 US Army ad?
@@spidernerd8882 Still fucking better than the new one
You using cringe language right 🙄
What about big FGM 148😑😑😑
Imagine a video game trailer being a better military ad then an actual military ad made by the US government 💀
The random fart sounds make it 10x better 😂
Emma: has 2 moms
Yuri: has 2 ak_47 and 2 balls
Emma : i have two moms
Dmitry : i have two grenades
Americans after watching the ad: Comrades! Load the katayusha.
Americans that like the ad: I identify as a tank
I hate that ad, i now identify as a nuclear bomb
Dmitri: I identidy as an ATGM
0:25
"haram detected"
as a muslim i laughed so hard lmao..
true brutha SO HARAM MODE.
Same im muslim
Хахахаха
When paradox fucking interactive makes a better ad than the real usa army
0:13 seriously I can't stop replaying this. Help me!🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
I can't ruin the like, so I'mma add this comment
@Thestrawberrycat_ Give it a moment of anticipation before the actual thing happens.
I think We can all agree that both these Ads do a fantastic job!
....of making me want to fight against the USA
The fact that the soviet ad is a videogame ad 💀
God pls,I was eating while watching dis..I nearly choked in my own food...LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Lmao XDDD
Soviet Union ad was too powerful that I can count all my goosebumps
it was so powerful that it gave me more goosebumps than i could count in a reasonable amount of time
The fact that Soviet Union Ad is actually HOI4
American: They/Them 🏳🌈🏳⚧
Soviet/Russian: Was/Were 💀☠
L comment
Sssr only Soviet
Блядей корежит
Legend @@proshotplayz5610
@@proshotplayz5610Cope. Mald. Seethe, even. Who won in the end? The Americans. The wokes won. What happened to the super sigma based Russian empire and its tsars? It lost. The super sigma Germans? Lost. The forces of freedom are stronger than that of conservative fascism.
¡No pasaran!
Теперь я сплю по ночам спокойна,зная что у Эммы есть 2 мамы
Usa army ad:🤣
Usa seeing oil:💀
The USSR ad makes me proud of being a Motherland loving communist without being one
Most commies in other countries are actually like Emma.
Нахер Коммунизм
You would probably hate it
Emma has two moms
*Soviets have Berlin!*
when the soviet union ad is more equal than the equality usa ad
0:24 "Haram Detected"💀💀😂😂😭
But like seriously,both the ads motivate me to join the Russian army.
Использовать антисоветскую агитку "враг у ворот" в качестве "советской" пропаганды, неожиданный ход)
To use the anti-Soviet agitation "enemy at the gate" as "Soviet" propaganda, an unexpected move)
"антисоветская агитка" спустя 10 лет как Советского Союза не стало - это сильное заявление
@@dimbasz ничего щас исправим)
As a Mexican knowing that Emma is protecting the USA I think we can retake the lands we lost in 1848
Эмма: у меня 2 мамы
Лёша: у меня 2 ак-47
Слава нашей стране, которая сегодня отмечает 100 лет со дня основания и триумфа, Слава СССP!!!
I like how in AMeRICAN ad
Evrything Is Farting
Ahahahahah
There wasn't such ads in USSR. In USSR in fact wasn't any ads, but through the whole system of education and then in adults life they was teach you and show you that you should serve, should join army, it's kind of proud for any man.
us soldier: raised by 2 fathers
russian soldier: raised by 2 tanks
Russians Raised by 2 Kv-2 Heavy Tanks
0:51 literally my reaction
Are u polish?
Yes
@@kacperdom9252 Ukrainians hate LGBT too, 🇺🇦🤝🇵🇱
Same reaction 😂😂(i am not polish)
Oh f**k?!??
When hoi4 ad is 5000000 time better than all usa army ad alone .....
I can just laught by both, one being just stupid and the other just being to serious 😂
The "Haram Detected" One is funny and right at the same time lol🤣
Who else wants to join the ussr or the Soviet union
wanna join the Soviet army to overthrow putin
Do you now 🤨
i have lived in soviet union a d it was... BAD life was very bad we had no freedom, but 1 thing here is right people in soviet union were really brave and knew what they wanted.
Unfortunately for you, they're dead. They collapsed under their own weight due to not having a viable economic system. And their successor, the Russian Federation, is even weaker than they were.
@@josiadorthestrong1031 we can still hope for a time tarveler to kick rock
Both ads made a great job for making me wanting to fight against US
I can't believe these 2 are that good. They both succeeded in making want to fight USA.
When a hoi4 cutscene is better than the us army ad
Emma: I have two moms!
Soviet Soldier: i have 3 moms, the motherland, the red army, and factories