.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
And Medal of Honor
fr
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
1:01
As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
No
Still I like tank
FEARRRR (TANK)
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
Screw being responsible for someone else.
I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
But true
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
Ahah
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed.
T-34 was designed close to 1934
T-44 1944
T-54 Close to 1954
T-55 same as the last
T-62
T-64
T-72
T-80
T-90
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@@Steve-em4tb yay
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
Girlfriend:
You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time.
Tank:
Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
“Metal over Plastic”
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
Same
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
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Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
1:00 thats a Leopard 1 😭
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
Girls in the plane: 😴
Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
💀
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
Can I be Hans von fritz?
"Girl or Tank?"
You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
Yessss and noooooo
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
Very nice video
1:01
Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
When that 1 neighbor sneezes:
Atomic Bomb
8:39 here they come, here they come my brothers, FIGHT MY BROTHEEEERS
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
0:31 How about I choose both a girlfriend and a tank?
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
That pocket meme showed a leopard 1a5 tank
as a boy i can cofirm i am carrying Normandy in my back pocket
Bro really support boy
Respect for the soilder. 🫡
3:54
1940: 2024 has flying cars
2024:
3:59 IS THAT THE DORA FROM WW2?!
It's a railroad gun at least. A BIG badaboom.
The one with the selfie stick the tank actually got it perfectly😊
Girls at Sparta: It's sooooooo beautiful omg
Boys at Sparta: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
4:01 I'm only 20 but I'm the grandpa sneeze, actually no, I've got the great grandpa sneeze of the Tsar Bomba
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
Jokes on you I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
I saw the kid from rome, im still waiting for the german kid to this day.
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
6:22 THIS!! IS!! SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
0:43 nah I'm choosing dp 28 and the m416 best gun combo
8:23 M1 Sherman Tank💀💀
Boys with a selfie stick caught me off guard
There's no denying that our pockets are the whole inventory
the stg 44 one was SOO true, like my classmates use my jokes and act like they made them.
The WW2 game starter pack is too realistic 😂
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
5:41 are good reasons
tank you for the memes
What I really want is a fully-equipped M1A2 tank
Teacher: we are going to Sparta
Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece
Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
8:41 Me Belike:Farewell My Loved Ones...
When Grandpa sneezes: Schwerer Gustav
Sherman may start judging if you start speaking and acting German
the T-34/T-34-85 or IS-2 is more likely to do this
@@KirillProt not wrong
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
9:45 leopard! who needs a girlfriend when you can have a leopard?
M4 Sherman, there was a Sherman for everything.
WW2 tanks can protect you unlike semen
Girls snezze- colt with silencer
Boys snezze - shotgun
Dad snezze - a cannon
Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
You can see regret on Shepards face for a split second 😢
Bismarck vs Swordfish is too soon
I NEED THAT LEOPARD 2 A7 TANK
0:08 you: MAUS
Vs
The guy she tells u not
To worry about: Backwards PO-2
Normandy in the pocket 💀
I do the same when i am playing ww games and my ammo runs out and choose non other than Germans mp40😅
1:15 that’s is very inaccurate in a plane I actually think about me in a B-17 rear gunner shooting down Messerschmitt BF 109s down
I can’t decide between wolf girl friend and a tank
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
1:00 how tf do you have a pucking plane in your pocket😂😂😂😅
Girls plaing dodgeball: ughh i dont want to get hit!
Boys playing dodgeball: GET IN PHALANX FORMATION
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
6:22 "Born to die, but not before them!"
I always keep a Boeing b17 in my back pocket for self defence
1:01 how do I hold all that
0:43 hm, i choose ww2
1:12 FLAMETHROWER BABY
7:30 had me rolling on the floor bro
1:25 that make me dies 💀💀
Fr that really true
7:43 its so real and relatable, window bolt ❌ bolt action ✅
That a-10 warthog I love that plane cuz its machine gun goes like BRRRRTT
boys before the military: raaagh i preffer a A-10 warthog than a girlfriend cuz its beautiful
boys after the military: im never joining this again....
3:23 - We don't need any mutant GIRLS!
Guys what is your favorite Tank? Mine is the "Panther" or the "Tiger"
E 50 and T-62
Mine is leopard 2
Tiger 2 and the p 1000 ratte
Bruh button flashes when it says to subscribe
1:02 tf did you get Normandy and a B-17 in there?!
mmm 40 mm proximity fuse shells vs a damm BEE
meanwhile classroom shrapnel is flyin everywhere
its only 20mm and doesnt have proxys
4:57
OFFICER: STORM THE BEACH