"Zambia loves escalators, just don't be gay" - TREVOR NOAH (It's My Culture)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5098

    Thanks for watching! Be sure to Subscribe & Turn On Notifications to be first to see my newest videos!

    • @eyeinthesky1050
      @eyeinthesky1050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      OMG i laughed so much that i think i pee myself, shared it with some friends and my girlfriend too, Love and respect to you from Sweden Trevor

    • @محمد-ذ7ع2ه
      @محمد-ذ7ع2ه 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      love you Trevor from north Africa

    • @lediolluka4153
      @lediolluka4153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      U are a legend trevor

    • @MercyMysteryMusic
      @MercyMysteryMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😍 Celebrity Crush

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just stumbled on this but it's hilarious, definitely subscribing!

  • @HiHi-ow4sy
    @HiHi-ow4sy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10079

    One thing I like about him is that although he talked about the country Zambia he never insulted it and only made the picture clearer , gotta love this type of comedy.

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Livingston!!

    • @yukimishima7854
      @yukimishima7854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Yeah, and that great and all, but if your country incarcerates gay people, *maaaaaybe* it deserves a few insults. Juuuuust a few.

    • @maazzafar2822
      @maazzafar2822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      More than a few, I'd say.

    • @salsashark8876
      @salsashark8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@moh6906 no people who think people are disgusting based on their sexual preference. That's what's fucking disgusting

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@salsashark8876 Well from my experience and I'm not honophobic hell I'm not against it but the gay people I've met through out my life have been obnoxious and do not respect one's personal space they also cross the line when they start flirting as if you were asking for it.

  • @babypac3617
    @babypac3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5751

    I know a Zambian girl who’s mum is called “no more war” such a lovely woman

    • @beautyzulu1128
      @beautyzulu1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      It's namowa

    • @whyareureadingthis6719
      @whyareureadingthis6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      She sounds peaceful

    • @mcalism
      @mcalism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Probably she was born when Bob Marley played "War" at the Zimbabwe independence

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aww, the sweetest person she is. 😊

    • @dennisamboko3808
      @dennisamboko3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      in kenya i know two kids one is called' i am blessed' and another one is 'keep it real' 😂

  • @noodsoof541
    @noodsoof541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8498

    “Can you please blow into this?”
    Best underlying joke ever.

    • @niggahobbs4800
      @niggahobbs4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      It's a trick, you have to resist lol

    • @LeahSunKyu
      @LeahSunKyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Better than: "I think he's in too deep"?
      I dont think so.

    • @pipetman4645
      @pipetman4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh lord ahaaahahhhahahahahahaha wow

    • @joshredfern1989
      @joshredfern1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OMFG, “ sir can you blow into this” I choked on my pumpkin pie, please give a 10 hour version of “sir can you blow”

    • @aarjitshrestha5281
      @aarjitshrestha5281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Zambian police: are you gay?
    Zambian dude whose names is Gay: yes- no sir

    • @tojouhidatora4307
      @tojouhidatora4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yoooooo lmfaooo

    • @pheladis8956
      @pheladis8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You are domTrevor shem!!😂😅😅😅 you just killed me😅😅😅😂

    • @akunformalitas
      @akunformalitas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why are you gae?

    • @leisen9679
      @leisen9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so funny. You live in the stone age?

    • @stefannils2032
      @stefannils2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akunformalitas he's not gay just an funny Intelligent self assured man who knows himself and doesn't have a problem with other people, what's your problem caveman

  • @LYRICS_Mauricio_Rico
    @LYRICS_Mauricio_Rico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5262

    You know what makes me love Trevor. He is Joking but as an African I know that he is teaching American people how Africa is and cut all of misunderstanding that they have. Thank you Travor. I appreciate that.

    • @banoffeepie1143
      @banoffeepie1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@krimo5700 if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@banoffeepie1143
      Ok sorry.

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@krimo5700 lol I'm an American and yes we are ignorant, amen to that 😂

    • @stevemathew1340
      @stevemathew1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's presenting in South Africa though...

    • @TabiBasa1350
      @TabiBasa1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm not american. Asian actually, stumbled on him on tumblr (on a quarantine streak for comedians) and I'm really learning a lot. He's so fun😁

  • @arafatfasuyi5634
    @arafatfasuyi5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3064

    "You are going to jail."
    "Oh no!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @makaylatenny1046
    @makaylatenny1046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    that joke about names is soo funny to me because I have a teacher named innocent but he is verrrrry guilty

    • @LOLERXP
      @LOLERXP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Innocent is a catholic name though

    • @salsashark8876
      @salsashark8876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@LOLERXP makes it twice as guilty

    • @leticiavarga1009
      @leticiavarga1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol. This is funny.

    • @vanidiaogega94
      @vanidiaogega94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Perrydiculous
      @Perrydiculous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Miss Dor's daughter this is the weirdest form of r/beetlejuicing I've ever seen... more like self-insertion

  • @krishna_2019
    @krishna_2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Trevor not only makes us laugh but also educates us with his brand of comedy.

  • @Masechaba
    @Masechaba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4555

    "You over there, what is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf" 😂😂😂 still kills me

    • @DJAUDIO1
      @DJAUDIO1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mjmabennett
      @mjmabennett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Siri, how does an escallator work? Lolol

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, it's largely because most stores don't sell any good men's scarves. Like what is this, 3 feet long and 2 different shades of grey? Screw that!

    • @Mr_-Heisenberg
      @Mr_-Heisenberg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too 😂

    • @allovdem
      @allovdem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You fine!

  • @Naitore_MJ
    @Naitore_MJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    A proud African who only makes sensible jokes, but still acknowledges the country. Let's show his some African love!!!🖤🖤🖤

    • @mlungisimanzini8143
      @mlungisimanzini8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi

    • @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
      @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But...Africa is an entire continent

    • @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888
      @thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Candice Lynn I know that. I was just curious for the African love part of the comment, and the Proud African who acknowledges the country. It seemed like they used "African" to show that Trevor Noah was from a certain place, but then they said something about a country, which threw me off into thinking they said Africa is a country.

  • @eugeneataindum2458
    @eugeneataindum2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16448

    I met a Zambian today and her name is “Self Defense”, seriously 😐

  • @kasondemsunza1105
    @kasondemsunza1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I am Zambian and I totally relate to all this 😂😂😂 I love my country ❤️🇿🇲

    • @IamGodSon
      @IamGodSon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you over the escalators now?

    • @venuskampilimba
      @venuskampilimba ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@IamGodSon We definitely are over them...most of us💀

    • @hiphopchild9540
      @hiphopchild9540 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i had the best time ever in Zambian, peaceful nation, lovely people...

    • @zb3495
      @zb3495 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s 6 at night now I hope you got through the day without being gay.

    • @kasondemsunza1105
      @kasondemsunza1105 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IamGodSon 😂😂not quite yet actually 😂😂

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4949

    He's not exaggerating about the name thing, the current Zambian national football team has a goalkeeper called Toaster Nsabata and a talented midfield currently playing for Spartak Moscow called Fashion Sakala.

    • @NickDe3
      @NickDe3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      I know a guy named success.

    • @lushomo7700
      @lushomo7700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He is exaggerating the numbers of people with names like that

    • @chileshek4892
      @chileshek4892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Actually it's not a very common thing. It's mainly done by the people from rural eastern province of Zambia.

    • @danialtahir
      @danialtahir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Jayfive276 I lost my mind @toaster. Hahahahahahaha. It’s like the closure I needed after this sketch. Thanks

    • @ns2207
      @ns2207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      One Zambia One Nation

  • @jessmistica3890
    @jessmistica3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6310

    teacher: everyone let’s go ride escalator!
    Kid named escalator: 👁👄👁

  • @dude_zambia5598
    @dude_zambia5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    Hello trevor Noah this is Adam and I live in Zambia. I actually remember when it was the time of escalators it was mind blowing. I was always at the shops waiting for the ride. Now it's normal though. I remember a time I was with my class mates and we were going to the shops and we were singing escalator escalator escalator I remember that very well noe

    • @joshuachambers2523
      @joshuachambers2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      How do the police measure gayness?????🤔😆🤔

    • @dude_zambia5598
      @dude_zambia5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      No idea

    • @adithyannair3667
      @adithyannair3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Excuse me just one Q........do zambians really have names on common English words

    • @alphafort
      @alphafort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@adithyannair3667 ​ Immortal Dancer Yes, i lived in Zambia for 21 years. I've come across Stop, BeCareful, BonnyFace, Professor and quite a few others. You get used to it when you live there for years and it stops being unusual. On the other hand, it isnt that common as Trevor says. The sentences for gay acts are real though...i remember a 7 years sentence handed out while i was in Zambia.

    • @blackgold2521
      @blackgold2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@adithyannair3667 It could be nicknames. Not sure. I mean in Haiti we have proper biblical names. However, we also have Creole nicknames that when translated into English are weird. I mean I sometimes feel like Black Americans seriously bit off of Haitian culture big time. For instance Nigga. We actually say that. It's actually part of our vernacular - it's in our dictionary and means = man/guy. We use it more in him/her way - Look at that [Nigga] guy. in Creole.
      Anyway, as far as nicknames which you're basically stuck w/ until death. For instance, my second name is Alex however my nickname is Lolly - w/ me until death. My sister's nickname is Ti Rat [in Creole] = Little Rat/ Lil Rat with her for life man. She got the worst. My dad and uncle gave her that one.
      My mum got Minouche - nonsense word, I don't know what that means - her name is Yolande.
      Another aunt is called - Ti Botte [Creole] = Little Boot/Lil'Boot - She had that one too.
      People forget their real name and just remember the nickname in the islands too. My great-grandmother's nickname is Gnat and only one person remembers her first name and I have to call her before she dies.
      Zambia probably is the same. They give Christian names but then absurd nicknames.

  • @RamseyDaniel-k8w
    @RamseyDaniel-k8w 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I'm a Zambian and watching this video in 2024😂😂😂 it's too funny

    • @zb3495
      @zb3495 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Be sure to hold onto the rail on the escalator while watching

  • @CharismaticSam
    @CharismaticSam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    'What is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf?" 🤣🤣🤣
    Oh man!!! That was a good laugh. Much needed.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait for this headline...
      MASSIVE JAILBREAK
      ESCALATING INTO
      FABULOUS COUP!!!

    • @ianyator
      @ianyator ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Duude, i was rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂... maenn i needed that laugh...

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5324

    🤣😂😹
    I wonder how many kids are going to be named Escalator.

    • @LadyhawksLairDotCom
      @LadyhawksLairDotCom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I was wondering about that and then saw your comment. XD

    • @lenatheunicorn8192
      @lenatheunicorn8192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      *That escalated quickly*

    • @debbiegross3136
      @debbiegross3136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lena The Unicorn 🤣😂😹

    • @carmelng9747
      @carmelng9747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tub of my bed and breakfast and breakfast with my family in the morning with my family and friends who were just discussing with her about her sex

    • @emmanuelwhitmore584
      @emmanuelwhitmore584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @evanwest6717
    @evanwest6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3280

    He destroys ignorance in such a clever and subtle way. People don't realize how intelligent he is..He tears dumbasses apart and they laugh

    • @Gta4isgarbage
      @Gta4isgarbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Noah is everything but clever

    • @animeyahallo3887
      @animeyahallo3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Gta4isgarbage try watching the between scenes of his daily show.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Gta4isgarbage no, you are everything but clever.

    • @sharleenjj8548
      @sharleenjj8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your right

    • @missafsana23
      @missafsana23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally its amazing

  • @jimkirk4357
    @jimkirk4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Trevor is an entertainer. He tells stories with comedic moments in them as he educates us. We don't even realize he's teaching us about each other. His humor is enlightening and he's laughing WITH us instead of AT us. A comic genius.

    • @Trusthimonly1
      @Trusthimonly1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are so correct.., Love him,

  • @WesleySoNice
    @WesleySoNice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "I'm going to take you to the escalator... girl!" 😂😂😂

  • @Goldmight
    @Goldmight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    Teacher : Today's lesson is very important so please pay attention
    The zambian kid name attention : very Nice

    • @TheRauu
      @TheRauu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      that's a funny joke I actually liked it very much

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Attention: $.$

    • @mooncake6308
      @mooncake6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The kid named so: 👁👄👁

    • @nabilzuhair192
      @nabilzuhair192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Krab:"Money! Money! Mon-... AAAAAGHH!!!""

    • @sachinshukla7154
      @sachinshukla7154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mooncake6308 🤣🤣🤣

  • @khumbomunsaka
    @khumbomunsaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8187

    Trevor is not making this up! People really go to the mall to ride the escalator!!!
    Edit: I am from Zambia
    Edit: I used to do it.

    • @natashamwamba8707
      @natashamwamba8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Nooooo thats not true we have malls without escalator😂

    • @andrewskitla8164
      @andrewskitla8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yah probably in your country but not in South Africa

    • @horsegirlb7120
      @horsegirlb7120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Do they also name their kids Table and Chair?

    • @treylamarck4023
      @treylamarck4023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@andrewskitla8164 hahaha i got ur back on this one...i remember around 2008 when escalators were introduced on a small town around nelspruit, i enjoyed riding the escalators...i was 9 at the time😂😂

    • @koilinn134
      @koilinn134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I do that... And I'm American...😂

  • @matthewmwansa9697
    @matthewmwansa9697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I'm a Zambian 🇿🇲 and hearing Trevor's joke's got me cracking 🤣 I know my country and we are weird in someways.

  • @miak3217
    @miak3217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    Trevor brings back old memories, my first encounter with escalator in Jakarta was back in 1985s I guess... I was 6 y.o... And my mum took us "shopping" but the main reason was to ride the escalator
    We called it "the walking stairs".
    So happy for thosd kids of Zambia, I know the feeling!

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Justin.Martyr what does your comment has to do with her comment?

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *I HATE GAYS such as Syahreza DiFachri*

    • @semerciesrabetul
      @semerciesrabetul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hi! I just wanted to say that we also say ‘the walking stairs’ for escalator in Turkey 🙌🏻

    • @quickjokes1289
      @quickjokes1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      waw i m here

    • @labokteam3416
      @labokteam3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahaha Zambia kayak di kampungku Labuan Bajao aja mbak, eskalator baru ada 2019 ini.
      Teknologi yg laen udah pada masuk 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420
    @ThatsWhatSheSaid-420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    Arrested for unlawful possession of flamboyant scarf with intent to distribute gay.

    • @AmirHosseinHonardust
      @AmirHosseinHonardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      You say that. But things like that actually happen. I live in iran. A family of mine was arrested for eating icecream seductively. in her own car.

    • @AmirHosseinHonardust
      @AmirHosseinHonardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Briley Thompson yeah. But honestly it is not the weirdest thing here. So for example we are right now in a month that is called ramezan. Which Muslims are supposed to feast from sunrise to sunset. In Iran you can get lashed or get in jailed for eating or drinking or even chewing gum in public. coffee shops and restaurants get banned by police for serving before sunset. Police stands by restaurants and fastfoods to see if delivery bikes go out, and arrest them.

    • @AmirHosseinHonardust
      @AmirHosseinHonardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Briley Thompson Well. Youth leave. But honestly it is not an easy process. For the first part, no country wants you, unless you are incredibly talented. and when they want you, they ask for your money, they ask you to do high amount of jobs for a very low pay. Also you would be a second rate citizen, plus many people automatically assume you are a terrorist or a fundamentalist if you have shade of brown in your skin. plus you would need a considerable amount of money to start, which is increasingly getting harder and harder to get. Just in the past year, our money just got one third of what it was worth. So we are suddenly three times poorer than before and it is three times harder to reach the same level we could just one year ago.
      So many people, just prefer to stay where they are at least familiar with, can afford to be, and ....
      But still, iran has a high rate of youth migration in comparison to many in world. We call it the "flight of brains". Because of the intelligence of those who go abroad and migrate indefinitely.
      Iranian government doesn't keep us from getting out, so much as most countries don't want us, unless we are incredibly useful to them.
      And also, I'm not offended. Iran is tyrannical dictatorial government. it means that most people are not actually in favor of it. So for example I'm using anti-filtering software to access TH-cam, Facebook, twitter and etc to talk to you. Because they want to brain wash us to think that they are doing what is best for us. :)

    • @AmirHosseinHonardust
      @AmirHosseinHonardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Briley Thompson in some ways that is worse! Our level of satisfaction with our lives is somewhat dependent on our comparison with our peers. Consider how our parents lived. Unless they were time travelers they would have access to internet, flat-tvs, and... If they wanted to publish a thought, they should have worked on it for weeks and it would have ended up in the hands of a local magazine editor. Could you imagine if we were in the same position? But the privileged ones amongst them felt the same as the privileged ones amongst us feel. It is easier to be in a country of sinking ship. For the most parts, most of the people have never tasted freedom. It would be hell of a lot harder to see that your peers are doing much better, because you made different but pretty much ethically valid choices. Teachers are always a group under pressure. Because they are shaping young lives, and one thing we learned from politicians attitude towards climate change, is that if they are not living through it they don't give a shit. Who cares if the person that is spending 40 hours a week with kids cannot afford to not worry about their well being when they are teaching?

    • @stevehangzo7159
      @stevehangzo7159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AmirHosseinHonardust life must be hard man!

  • @sharoneniye2550
    @sharoneniye2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    Surprised none of the kids named Escalator 😂

    • @sharoneniye2550
      @sharoneniye2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah so you don’t have to be rude about it. Think before you respond to a playful comment. I’m trying to be funny, it doesn’t have to make sense

    • @youngriley2612
      @youngriley2612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @marcfielvlogs8794
      @marcfielvlogs8794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It would be weird hahaha, imagine people saying i wanna ride escalator

    • @hbnkole9859
      @hbnkole9859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      crazy!! am Zambian, that name thing is true, but there is just one tribe that is obsessed with crazy names like that.. not all Zambians

    • @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116
      @everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol why do I love that about Zambians tho, I'm all like yasss name your kid Cyber Truck ❤️

  • @ruthakelesiadawit4160
    @ruthakelesiadawit4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Lol I’m from Ethiopia and I remember the first time I rode on the escalator. I think I was about 6 years old and it was in the airport! I was so excited. The fact that I can relate to this is too funny! God bless Africa 😂😂

    • @eddie9559
      @eddie9559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are the odds, Ruthie? It’s Edward (Publix). So funny to meet you here of all places… 😹

    • @jegerfrek
      @jegerfrek 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a Canon event

  • @galaxygirl7122
    @galaxygirl7122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    "You're going to jail!" "😍😊Oh nooo😏😏!". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonykerr3509
      @anthonykerr3509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is not funny.

    • @jasonbourne6365
      @jasonbourne6365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@anthonykerr3509 Shut up bitch. It was super funny.

    • @colleenharrison1638
      @colleenharrison1638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jasonbourne6365 it was but your insult escalated way too quick broski. She's prolly foreign or something.

    • @TheKingOfSexyness
      @TheKingOfSexyness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So people that have been born wrong are funny? You don't laugh with disadvantaged people. You should be sad for them instead of ridicule them.

    • @ckkitty
      @ckkitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bas Bear gays arent born wrong

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    “Here, blow into this” LMFAOOOO WHEEZE I DIED AT THAT PART XD

  • @palo167mutale9
    @palo167mutale9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    In Zambia we have an alcohol beverage called bols

    • @molitoeto6771
      @molitoeto6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Okay now the joke make sense

    • @braveconcepts
      @braveconcepts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bols Jenever. And they also did a berry brandy or liquor. It's a brand from the Netherlands if it's the same Bols. But you know, Bols look alike. 😏

    • @MarvinDigi
      @MarvinDigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm glad I returned to this video and saw this comment! It makes sense now

    • @adamkrause7033
      @adamkrause7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      lol Thank you for explaining that... it makes the joke even funnier with the double meaning

    • @smodige
      @smodige 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@braveconcepts No. He is specifically referring to balls, 'Mrs Balls' brand of chutney in SA. But the Bols brand makes the joke eben smarter.

  • @annuviswanath3216
    @annuviswanath3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Amazing talent, Trevor. His voice modulation, command over different accents and keeping the audience engrossed is amazing.

  • @kenclive7106
    @kenclive7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    The fact that people in Zambia so deeply appreciate escalators makes us realize how much we take for granted.

    • @kylesteyn7479
      @kylesteyn7479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Bruhh we are over them now we have a shitload of malls now 💀

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And thus, obesity was introduced to Zambia .

    • @darkmatters3821
      @darkmatters3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      whyy are you gea??

    • @aveshsingh491
      @aveshsingh491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh they have I phones in there hand, they take it for granted 😂

    • @marylandes5162
      @marylandes5162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They have amazing technology, it's just the one thing about escalators

  • @mukatimuikachofwa1899
    @mukatimuikachofwa1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    Am Zambian and the escalator thing is true...lol...kkkkkkiest

    • @mmakobomodiba4342
      @mmakobomodiba4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is the name joke true

    • @Slm99
      @Slm99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Honestly I am not going to judge because the first time I went to the escalator I was amazed and I didn't want to get down.

    • @winchestermugadza188
      @winchestermugadza188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mmakobomodiba4342 it is

    • @EgalitarianWoman
      @EgalitarianWoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait...so do you have elevators? Not like tiny service elevators in hotels. I mean like how some cities in the United States have big, full glass, 6+ story elevators on the outside of buildings. I went in one once, it was honestly terrifying if you're scared of heights. But now I'm wondering if people in Zambia would treat them like escalators.

    • @FruehlingSpring
      @FruehlingSpring 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winchestermugadza188 wow, interesting

  • @Jackson-id2nz
    @Jackson-id2nz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I volunteered in Zambia for 2 months teaching second grade with IVHQ and I can conform that when he sung the escalator song it sounded exactly like every single song the kids sang. It really brought me back

  • @amadouceesay7955
    @amadouceesay7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just can't get enough watching this video. I watched it over and over. One thing I love about Trevor is his personality as well as his skills in many accents......much love from🇬🇲❤

  • @askrhonnie6356
    @askrhonnie6356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Trevor would be the best dinner guest. He’s fascinating, funny, well-read, intelligent, likes to eat... what else do you need?

    • @armygirl85fuckhitler74
      @armygirl85fuckhitler74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And respectful. I'm his age he makes my generation look good lol. Intelligence and humor nobody does it like him.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to have to make the dinner?
      XD

    • @adityashandilya2789
      @adityashandilya2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a unique way to crush on someone

    • @inmydarkesthour2278
      @inmydarkesthour2278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And very handsome 😍

    • @alanmacias5633
      @alanmacias5633 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also he's barely legal😏, because he was born a crime.

  • @niggahobbs4800
    @niggahobbs4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    Officer: "Tell me, have you been gay this evening?"
    Zambian: "What? No I have not been gay, in fact, I don't gay at all."
    Officer: "Not even one or two?"
    Zambian: "No, no gays for me."
    😂😂😂

    • @godkingdrago
      @godkingdrago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ok, then can you blow into this? 😂😂

    • @Anon.279
      @Anon.279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@godkingdrago so, that blow thing, what is it?

    • @YearOfMe
      @YearOfMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Anon.279
      I think he meant breathalyzer
      what were you thinking?🤔🤔🤔

    • @Dyna_austy98
      @Dyna_austy98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 😂 😂 😂 I swear this man can script comedy movies and animation..
      WHAT IS HE STILL waiting...

    • @deservingcomplexionm8111
      @deservingcomplexionm8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed when he talked about chutney

  • @daisy1240
    @daisy1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I lived in Zambia for 14 years from the age of the three. I had a classmate, a boy, whose name was Proud.

    • @robertmiller2076
      @robertmiller2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello I'm Robert Miller by name and you am from Texas and you, how are you doing?

    • @Hope.endless
      @Hope.endless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Proud is kinda cool

    • @chosensiwale4293
      @chosensiwale4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plenty such names in my country Zambia but go in a bit deeper to find out one other thing that these sort of names are actually concentrated in only one region of the entire Nation, for whatever other reason you could research about ...😗😍

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertmiller2076 well, I'm doing good mate. What do you think about these damn democrats from California that keep flooding into your state? Are you worried about Texas becoming the new California?

    • @rufinandongo5518
      @rufinandongo5518 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      My cousin is called Pride.

  • @shonenjumpmagneto
    @shonenjumpmagneto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Zambia 🇿🇲 has one of my favorite national flags in the world! Honestly I think it's so aesthically pleasing!

    • @venuskampilimba
      @venuskampilimba ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Glad u like our country's flag, on behalf of Zambia

    • @shonenjumpmagneto
      @shonenjumpmagneto ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@venuskampilimba yes I enjoy staring at it like a fine painting I truly do no lie lol

  • @nomdeplume1358
    @nomdeplume1358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    Wait so the guy actually said _"I know it can be tempting but don't be gay"_ ??
    😂😂😂😂😂😂I rest my case

    • @MS-tn6kf
      @MS-tn6kf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know right! 😂

    • @brandonjablasone7544
      @brandonjablasone7544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Red_Queen_of_Shadow-Hunters And_Crows 😂😂😂

    • @dude_zambia5598
      @dude_zambia5598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can't be gay I live in Zambia and you go straight to jail

    • @emilygriffith6702
      @emilygriffith6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Adam Munro yeah, it’s terrible. They weren’t laughing about that though, they thought it was silly he said it was tempting

    • @alexclark4792
      @alexclark4792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Scott Summers They should stop living a life based on a fictional book.

  • @emiid625
    @emiid625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    Am Nigerian and police officers do stop you if you are dressed too fancy or act even slightly feminine. They proceed to check your phone and ask about your girlfriend before asking if you are gay.

    • @ochoahighs98
      @ochoahighs98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      that's madness

    • @sarahjohnston3325
      @sarahjohnston3325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      That is such a shame. And so backwards in thinking, we should allow people to love whoever they want to. Without fear of condemnation..
      Jesus said we must love everyone💖 Remember it is never our place to judge someone.. We need more love, and understanding in this already cruel world..

    • @ChonosTack
      @ChonosTack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      A lot of metrosexual straight boys must have been arrested.

    • @maribelarboleda5603
      @maribelarboleda5603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow :$

    • @TwitchyMoth
      @TwitchyMoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would be in prision the way I walk around XD

  • @armysblinkthentheyrevulvon4069
    @armysblinkthentheyrevulvon4069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    In zambua gay men get 30 years in jail but in america rapists get 9 years......

    • @Cescagirl24
      @Cescagirl24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      giveagoodsong yeah and a lot of them are straight.... sexuality doesn’t make a predator.

    • @holidaycat5160
      @holidaycat5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @giveagoodsong Do you have any proof to your claims or are you just a homophobe that's talking out of your ass like usual?

    • @austinm8334
      @austinm8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      giveagoodsong it’s literally the opposite but god knows you homophobes hate actual facts

    • @SapphireMist888
      @SapphireMist888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where? The most I hear of is 6 months.

    • @tyraperez
      @tyraperez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly

  • @madiala4613
    @madiala4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'm from Uganda and. I don't think we have more than 10 escalators
    I love how little things make us happy in my motherland ♥️

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Let me guess and they are all in the same mall in Entebbe

    • @shadrachemmanuel1720
      @shadrachemmanuel1720 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey there fellow Ugandan here.

  • @skyflower0075
    @skyflower0075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    "I'm gon take u to the escalators girl!" Worst pick up line evr

    • @charlesnorris8147
      @charlesnorris8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not in Zambia and other places with that are just receiving escalators.

    • @MagicFGH
      @MagicFGH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I Mean the escalator picks em up ;)

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't know that, there are so many cheesy pick-up lines, ie back in my parents days, there were the old disneyland with disco clothes-possibly mickey mouse at one in era had wore the disco clothes, but wasn't openly talked about it-, to the marrying pick-up line. Don't ask me why, people do the stupidest things in the name for love, and it's one of the ice-breaker lines when you are fluttered with butterflies in ya stomach. So, let them say: "yo gal, wanna go on the escalator rides?😘😚".

  • @sergeantskrtskrt9594
    @sergeantskrtskrt9594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Boy: "Hey im going to take you to the escalator" Girl: "Ohhhh Your so fancy ah!?" killed me so much i snorted out milk onto my keyboard

  • @hewakens
    @hewakens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    A sign of a talented comedian: making escalators entertaining for 5 minutes

  • @sabakes
    @sabakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Much like the time we had our first speed train in South Africa, the Gautrain. We were all excited. We went for a ride just for the experience. Parents brought their kids and it was such a joyous time. So I can relate to the escalator story 🤣

  • @christophercox1661
    @christophercox1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Ali: Dont be gay
    Trevor: who told you i was gay
    Ali:.....
    Ali: you are gay

    • @Chana12345
      @Chana12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christopher Cox lmfaooooooooo

    • @dintlesima
      @dintlesima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Vicky Kgoete who says im gay?

    • @dintlesima
      @dintlesima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Vicky Kgoete you are gay💀

    • @dintlesima
      @dintlesima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vicky Kgoete i- uhm chile anyways so

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kan i cull u mistah?

  • @benjaminzulu1723
    @benjaminzulu1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I'm Zambian and I can confirm that this is so true.😂😂😂🤣

  • @dahanisme
    @dahanisme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "they took picture of escalator using iPhone" - Trevor Noah

    • @shanegraham2500
      @shanegraham2500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't a picture of an escalator be...steps?

    • @Bolshoi333
      @Bolshoi333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shanegraham2500, It's an iPhone, you can take video

    • @shanegraham2500
      @shanegraham2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bolshoi333 but that's not what he says. He says they were taking pictures.

  • @sophiahabeenzu
    @sophiahabeenzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love being 🇿🇲 Zambian
    This is some funny impression of us😂😂😂😂 though that accent no no no😂😂😂

    • @kumarvikramaditya9636
      @kumarvikramaditya9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello. I am very interested in visiting Zambia. Can a same sex couple visit Zambia if they hide sexuality

    • @faithyjaypromotions3415
      @faithyjaypromotions3415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we zambians don't do accents like Nigerians or South Africans. We are universal. We were colonized by Britain, I mean it's a kingdom we have king and queens English. And to add on. We are 1 of the countries in Africa that buy technological products cash. It doesn't matter wether it's iPhone 12. IPhone 14 or iPhone 20 we pay cash we are not primitives.

    • @helgahkatulwende4608
      @helgahkatulwende4608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@faithyjaypromotions3415 Thats true....our English is on point😁😁

    • @owenchikwapa9741
      @owenchikwapa9741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@helgahkatulwende4608 same with malawians here

    • @Steria767
      @Steria767 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey zambians we are neighbors but really never knew this about you guys 😂

  • @tomastesar2318
    @tomastesar2318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    so, escalator is going to be a really popular name soon?

    • @lalakuma9
      @lalakuma9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That would give "riding the escalator" a whole new meaning... :)

    • @koketsokotsane9936
      @koketsokotsane9936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lalakuma9 Hahaha you dirty child 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lediolluka4153
      @lediolluka4153 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahha

    • @sampalumbwe9884
      @sampalumbwe9884 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      When it reaches eastern province probably

    • @honzasirmayter1166
      @honzasirmayter1166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Čau Tomáše !!! Jsem ze Zambie a jmenuju se Honza

  • @honzasirmayter1166
    @honzasirmayter1166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    lol I am Zambian and this stuff never gets old :D :D

    • @drghdrgh1140
      @drghdrgh1140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that real about the country?

    • @lindokuhlemathope5236
      @lindokuhlemathope5236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      is that really true

    • @Slenderman291
      @Slenderman291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@drghdrgh1140 It's exaggerated a little. But fairly similar to the truth. The stuff about the escalators doesn't happen as much anymore.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is the homosexual population being more accepted? Is being gay still a crime?

    • @Slenderman291
      @Slenderman291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@AmazingAutist Unfortunately it is still the case. Trevor does not quite explain. but the police mostly operate by word of mouth listening for rumors and then interrogating them until they either give up or the police get bored. Grimly similar to the Spanish inquisition.

  • @DeMonSpencer
    @DeMonSpencer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    He's actually funnier than I thought. Now I gotta find his Netflix special.

  • @shreyapatel8367
    @shreyapatel8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I am a Zambian and love my country but I also loved this video😂😂It was just me laughing for 11mins straight😂

  • @bianamisere8584
    @bianamisere8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I think he’s in too deep 😩😩😩 double entendres at its best

  • @roblucci2366
    @roblucci2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    That "I don't even eat chutney" line went through many heads😂😂😂

    • @forty7152
      @forty7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Enlighten me please.

    • @roblucci2366
      @roblucci2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@forty7152 "Mrs.Balls" is a chutney brand in South Africa.
      Charleze Theron tries to smuggle it into the USA after she visits South Africa

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@roblucci2366 Thank you for the explanation! American brands don't even make chutney, so it's not something you'll see except in the stores with an Indian section or a lone (and outdated) jar of Major Grey's.

    • @TausifAhmad03
      @TausifAhmad03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chutney is kinda indian sauce, pure veg .. could be made of anything from unripe mangoes, tamarind, tomato, apple, banana, Peanuts to just chlilli and Garlic, sweet, sour and spicy.

    • @talkaborit3320
      @talkaborit3320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean "over" chom, not through😂 but in SA we have a chutney called Mrs Balls.

  • @RaviKumar-lc1hp
    @RaviKumar-lc1hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh man the joy those kids must have felt when riding the escalator.
    It's the kind of experience that sticks with you for ever.

  • @janetDT1904
    @janetDT1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "As the escalator went up, the old man leaned backwards *Trevor laughs and laughs* and he fell *laughs and laughs* oh it was such fun *happy sigh* hahaha. Loved seeing Trevor laugh at his own observations

  • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
    @mookinbabysealfurmittens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "The greatest thing about escalators is that they can never really break down; they can only _become stairs._ 'Sorry for the convenience!'"
    R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

  • @MatildaV1980
    @MatildaV1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is my top feel good video of all times. Whenever I feel bummed about life, I return to it just to laugh until I cry. 😂😂

    • @vikashdaksh6829
      @vikashdaksh6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Until you cry😲

    • @MatildaV1980
      @MatildaV1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vikashdaksh6829 yes, human emotions are complex.

    • @paulineabeja3943
      @paulineabeja3943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is me! 😂😂😂😂

    • @brightonseleli2531
      @brightonseleli2531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too....I'm from Zambia and this video makes me laugh it does not get old .....whenever I'm Sad I come here to watch 😂😂😂😂

  • @dronedoutrc5970
    @dronedoutrc5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I will never look at an escalator the same. 😂

  • @joselynjolivet2545
    @joselynjolivet2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    His humor is serious, politically relevant, and hilarious. Keep up the good work Trevor.

  • @sp_cejam
    @sp_cejam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I feel like half the job of a comedian is to not laugh at ur own jokes... "What is the purpose of that flamboyant scarf"😂😂😂😂🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @moin263
    @moin263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I like it how u brought iPhone and SIRI things to prove that Zambian people are not outdated... like how u make fun n at the same time respect all nation, culture, language... keep it up

  • @me0wAnna
    @me0wAnna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He has got an amazing voice. Like melting chocolate....seriously

    • @helinae6106
      @helinae6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a nice visual 🌻

  • @ste-fa-no
    @ste-fa-no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how easily he builds up the context of his jokes ❤️

    • @mavisserufenyatlo5668
      @mavisserufenyatlo5668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too,and haven't if he deviates a little, he always manages to go back to where he was😅

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "i think he's in too deep" 😂

    • @nightfury8440
      @nightfury8440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he had it in to deep.

  • @theartofjayden1761
    @theartofjayden1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    And then there was the kid called Esculator:
    “Mommy, why am I called esculator.”
    Responds the mother:
    “Your father took me there on our first date.”

    • @harikareddy5412
      @harikareddy5412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @toanhien494
      @toanhien494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is golden, because it's so possible.

    • @jessicatran9139
      @jessicatran9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, that's so romantic. Got to keep those memories lasts. What better way than to name their kids for the valentine anniversary places they went when they fall in love with each other, bringing back their days of their young love 💘.

    • @suvigyamishra2003
      @suvigyamishra2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      teacher in his school : kids, today we gonna ride escalator!!
      .
      .
      .
      no....... not you

  • @sasharae99
    @sasharae99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The part about "don't be gay" is one of my favorites from Trevor! 😂😂

    • @Sizzlik
      @Sizzlik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just be gay in your free time

  • @priscamwansa8649
    @priscamwansa8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    ONE ZAMBIA 🇿🇲 ONE NATION LOVE MY PEOPLE

  • @suzaynnschick158
    @suzaynnschick158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Reminds me of when my kid was 2 and all he wanted to do was ride the escalators! The joy is real (we have video). No shame in that. Thank you, Trevor! :)

  • @CanyonDragon
    @CanyonDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    I hope someone asks me to ride an escalator with them one day
    *_dreamy sigh_*

    • @akr5613
      @akr5613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do you want to ride an escalator with me?

    • @otakuwastecan7504
      @otakuwastecan7504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@akr5613 What about me? ;-;

    • @Yng_Roshi
      @Yng_Roshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      **in a Zambian Accent**
      "I'm going to take you to the escalator eh"

    • @TheFounderUtopia
      @TheFounderUtopia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That escalated quickly...

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheFounderUtopia what happens when things de-escalate

  • @lawriem7747
    @lawriem7747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I don’t usually re-watch comedian videos, but I just loved this one too much😂

  • @niha2214
    @niha2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't know how do I say, Trevor, I genuinely respect and... You and you are just beyond the scope of a person, truly amazing Trevor u r the only one and antique heart ✨✨✨

  • @chilongekabanshi6059
    @chilongekabanshi6059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Am Zambian and this is so funny and true at the same time😂😂😂😂

    • @awfan221
      @awfan221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Has a guy ever taken you to the escalator?

  • @abbymullen9095
    @abbymullen9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    He's making it very lighthearted and hes doing it very well, but it still makes me sad. I seriously pray for lgbt people in countries where it is illegal or taboo.

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Abby Mullen yeah it’s horrible

    • @TaylorShantell
      @TaylorShantell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Agreed

    • @monicamccarthy3932
      @monicamccarthy3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Yes, it's so sad to think that there are still so many countries where people are not allowed to be themselves.

    • @monicamccarthy3932
      @monicamccarthy3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @Chilao k Mwewa So? Because it's a Christian nation, people should be denied basic human rights, and be punished for just living their lives and being who they are?

    • @monicamccarthy3932
      @monicamccarthy3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @The Jeff It's okay, I don't need an explanation. I'm an older woman, married and settled, but I believe all other people around the world, no matter what their orientation, should have equal rights. Good day.

  • @adrianpheiffer9960
    @adrianpheiffer9960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "I'm going to take you to the escalator gyal" 😂😂😂 "Oh so fancy"

    • @jennifertrinta43
      @jennifertrinta43 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Pheiffer this part 😂😂😂😂

  • @Leergreen
    @Leergreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Escalators were first in Zambia in the late 70s. I recall using them in Mwaiseni Supermarket in Lusaka. 😂😂😂 They were abandoned because of poor maintenance.

  • @theoangrybird9502
    @theoangrybird9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    They were shining, not from excitement but Vaseline 😂🤣😅

  • @corneliahuber9320
    @corneliahuber9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The police should be telling them to walk in a straight line 😎

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_PFFFT!!!_*

    • @narutard7737
      @narutard7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WaitingToFade haahagahaha

    • @gwengwenh
      @gwengwenh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Charles is quaking

    • @someonereal7580
      @someonereal7580 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boom

  • @abdihakimm3296
    @abdihakimm3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Trevor: Escalators?
    Ali: i know mind blowing eh 😂😂

  • @Johnnie223
    @Johnnie223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trevor is great orator. He brings an experience to life !

  • @onikwamatoti8076
    @onikwamatoti8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Alot of people overlooked the "balls" joke

    • @pizzalover885
      @pizzalover885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not the best though.

    • @crongo4284
      @crongo4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I a s c e n d e d

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn’t even noticed it!!!

    • @jen9774
      @jen9774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cause chutney is not their thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @phinadelphiahlongwane3485
      @phinadelphiahlongwane3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its too deep if you not a chutney person you won't get it..

  • @beanzvidz
    @beanzvidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Imagine some dude trynna get a girl by texting her “hey, wanna see a pic of this escalator? 😏”
    omfg 😂

  • @bigcitydanceacademy2261
    @bigcitydanceacademy2261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    In Jamaica, if you take a girl to KFC it's a big deal, so I guess I get the escalator example

    • @thando__
      @thando__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big City Dance Academy
      really? 😂😂

    • @uriels4097
      @uriels4097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      In Japan, during christmas KFC is a tradition

    • @dimitrihall3814
      @dimitrihall3814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Which sensible Jamaican girl allowed you to take her to KFC? This must have been for lunch or some 15 yrs ago🤣🤣🤣

    • @doloresdavidson-george5495
      @doloresdavidson-george5495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      KFC is amazing in the caribbean.. it's real delicacy so don't knock it

    • @dimitrihall3814
      @dimitrihall3814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@doloresdavidson-george5495 I live in the Caribbean and KFC isn't a delicacy. Sure it tastes a whole lot better here than it does in the States. But it's just KFC, a fast food chain. Not a delicacy.

  • @geoff364
    @geoff364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I lived in Zambia for 2 years and my best friend was a guy named Dungeon, sheerly on the basis that his name was dungeon. We ended up moving in together where I taught him D&D

  • @korowheke3182
    @korowheke3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I once knew a kid named Wellington or in full "Mt Wellington Bus Stop" - I never figured out if he was born there or made there

    • @omarshah1614
      @omarshah1614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why not both?

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow, I understood New Zealand was one of those countries that had actual laws about not naming kids in that fashion and that a really similar example to the one you gave was an example of where the name was banned outright.

    • @verdelwilson5379
      @verdelwilson5379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KoroWheke rotfl!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @milasolomon6148
      @milasolomon6148 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omma god ur crack up

    • @ngaiomcgee419
      @ngaiomcgee419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never seen any conceptions at Mt Wellington bus stops. Thankfully.

  • @Fusspilzsammler1
    @Fusspilzsammler1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    When they opened the very first escalators in London people were given a glass of scotch to prevent panic or fainting xD

    • @_Monde_
      @_Monde_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

    • @toanhien494
      @toanhien494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow, danke für die Info.

    • @mariaherrera846
      @mariaherrera846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way, get outta town.

  • @abuimam
    @abuimam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Waiting for Trevor to speak Malaysian/Singaporean English. It's a challenge.

    • @farceadentus
      @farceadentus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s HORRIFIC

    • @jeonnanny
      @jeonnanny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jegannicco6785
      @jegannicco6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao it may be the hardest

    • @bangboombam
      @bangboombam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      abuimam Russell Peters did that iirc

    • @elijane1020
      @elijane1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup! probably the hardest one🤣

  • @sanjikaperera1139
    @sanjikaperera1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love his jokes, he is witty, clever and very intelligent. Love from Srilanka!!

  • @kimbisdoes115
    @kimbisdoes115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    As a gay man, this is the funniest bloody video I've ever seen on TH-cam.

  • @frances3112
    @frances3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    But he's not joking about being gay. In a lot of eastern cultures, it's illegal.

    • @pyramidhead6998
      @pyramidhead6998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No shit Sherlock...

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      bro it was illegal in most western cultures until the 60's.

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      he was not joking about the escalators either.

    • @frances3112
      @frances3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gashnaw yeah I know, people still think the whole world gas electricity

    • @Indianitguy-cv6pf
      @Indianitguy-cv6pf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Let me tell you in eastern culture we have Given more respect to lgbt than western it was some law made by britsh colonial era which has been scraped from the constitution of india and china

  • @soapidie
    @soapidie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My nan was born and raised in Zambia. She tells me stories of her childhood a lot.

    • @AnythingMike
      @AnythingMike 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sophie Crawford-Scott wow!! You been there?

    • @soapidie
      @soapidie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnythingMike sadly not. I would love to visit in the future tho!

  • @TheTrustinlife
    @TheTrustinlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Made my day. Been to Zambia years ago. Love all part of your comedy. And appreciate the African approach of your show! 😁👏🏽

  • @akanideka7104
    @akanideka7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Shit Trevor... its 2 Am now and I am beside my mom biting my tongue so that I don't burst out laughing.... You are hell funny dude😂😂😂 .....

    • @thedarknight8236
      @thedarknight8236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why are you beside your mom at 2 am in the morning? How old are you

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thedarknight8236 its alabama.

    • @thedarknight8236
      @thedarknight8236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 hahah

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 get your incestuous mind out the gutters.

  • @daniellecharlotte7801
    @daniellecharlotte7801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Present"
    Shakes head
    "I think he's in too deep."
    😂😂😂😂 Xdd

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi sisters!
      FREEZE!! DO NOT TEMPT ME!!!

  • @kiss4ever610
    @kiss4ever610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Am Zambian and I love you Trevor Noah ur the best