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  • Who knew sweet revenge on a child could be downright hilarious? Trevor did, that's who.
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  • @mikhailareid8412
    @mikhailareid8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11707

    "I wanna see the show, I just don't want to be a part of it" Thats a whole 2020 mood

  • @oz70nyc50
    @oz70nyc50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6474

    Snake charmer: *Closes eyes*
    King Cobra: "I'ma bout to end dis man's whole career."

    • @michaelcj9171
      @michaelcj9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Snake charmer : closes eyes
      Snake : "I took that personally" 🤣🤣

    • @mewskull1179
      @mewskull1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      At least it wasn't a spitting cobra

    • @jeffalvin4094
      @jeffalvin4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What Career😂😂😂😂

    • @ILoveYou-bv7mf
      @ILoveYou-bv7mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally! 😭😂😂

    • @salmachowdhury9180
      @salmachowdhury9180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you not write life because the guy didn’t have one or ......

  • @plumorg6319
    @plumorg6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6893

    "Whatever man, you guys lost all your wars"
    as a french guy I laughed my ass off

    • @izs6946
      @izs6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@westinjohnson this is a comedy show tho, lighten up dud

    • @Nevenblue
      @Nevenblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a french guy I did not laugh at that. It's a growing misconception. No idea where it came from. Check the "military history of France" on wikipedia.. "France is the most successful military power in history. " so I love you Trevor, but fuck you for propagating this nonsense

    • @maxphillips299
      @maxphillips299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Nevenblue y’all just lost the most recent one is all...but you’ve got another opportunity coming up 👍🏼

    • @Nevenblue
      @Nevenblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maxphillips299 and which one are you referring to?

    • @maxphillips299
      @maxphillips299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nevenblue the upcoming one? China

  • @vcelkaMaja12
    @vcelkaMaja12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2236

    At the end, "we are all humans" I expected one of the very deep philosofical message we get from Trevor and which I adore. (As: "An accent is just somebody speaking your language with the rules of theirs.")
    And than he cracked it with childish "ssssnake", it was sooo satisfying! Thank you 😊

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I totally expected that twist and it was funny

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I totally expected that twist and it was funny

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best plot twist😂

    • @franb3669
      @franb3669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right there with you... The contrast between my expectation and what he delivered had me uncontrollably ROTFL for 5 min. solid!!! Still ROTFL....

    • @alexdarcydestsimon3767
      @alexdarcydestsimon3767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Philosefecal

  • @jerryloncey
    @jerryloncey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16441

    Trevor: As a black person I was culturally trying to not die
    Black people everywhere: AGREES

    • @mj-f7135
      @mj-f7135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Me too

    • @CoreHibb
      @CoreHibb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      ✊🏿✊🏿 .. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AxeMan808
      @AxeMan808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      That and "Ha hah! Being black saved meeeeee!"

    • @earthangel4743
      @earthangel4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Exactly

    • @JustGeorge293
      @JustGeorge293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Facts😂

  • @psiefer
    @psiefer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7094

    "This snake looked like it hated life; this snake looked like it had a mortgage..." LOL

    • @Rouzmary
      @Rouzmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Of course the snake hated life, it was a prisoner, poor snake. Should've used the chance to escape XD

    • @winny8139
      @winny8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dogggg doggg

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @abhishek3667
      @abhishek3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      King cobras are monsters if you look at them in the wild up close with its hood open you would probably die of a heart attack.

    • @loftsatsympaticodotc
      @loftsatsympaticodotc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ........ and then the banker walked in. ;-)

  • @samimabdul9847
    @samimabdul9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "You guys lost all your wars" 😂😂😂😂 bruh that took me

  • @nlbhaduri
    @nlbhaduri ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I was born/raised in Africa, I completely relate to Trevor’s fear of snakes (I had 2 encounters with green mamba and black mamba before I was 6 y.o…I saw a python so large it’s head and tail were obscured as it slithered into the long grasses surrounding the road it was traversing. Goats disappeared from the village where it was seen). So when he told this story, I knew I would have been waiting on the tour bus before the 1st snake basket came on stage. Mon Dieu, he nailed the Frenchman’s arrogance about the “snakey”! Many people act that way until they appreciate the real thing. I FEAR AND RESPECT SNAKES. And I adore Trevor Noah’s spot on humour!!!

    • @jasperdraca
      @jasperdraca 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Oof. When I lived in Southern California, I had some encounters with some pretty big rattlesnakes. I will never forget them. I'm okay with constrictor snakes as long as they've smaller than me, but venomous snakes need a barrier before I'm willing to get close.

    • @bukenyahenry7089
      @bukenyahenry7089 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The challenge in Africa is that the most common snakes we encounter are also some of the deadliest... so by nature... I hear the word snake in the statement, I'm already on my way..😂

  • @blskjok6r895
    @blskjok6r895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6955

    "They say the cobra can strike faster than a man can blink, but can a man move faster than a snake can think"
    Sounds like a dumb Instagram quote but am in🤣

  • @oprahwilliams8752
    @oprahwilliams8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8582

    I don't think enough people laughed at the "you lost all your wars" joke. It was fire.

    • @oprahwilliams8752
      @oprahwilliams8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@tobieeck9676 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you could have at least changed the wording a little. You copied and pasted that right off google. 🤣🤣🤣. I was gearing up to drag out history books and school you but then I thought....why is this response so perfectly detailed and specific. Who would know france had a draw in 10 wars. It's the first thing that came up in a google search OMG! 🤣🤣 okay okay historically as in.... from the dawn of time yes france has won wars but more recently (still a long ass time ago) not so much. The U.S has saved them a couple times. I mean they lost to Germany and Prussia. The indo indochina war and algerian war. I the germans were better equipped for war yes. Napoleon led them right into that one with prussia too. Trying to restore the peoples faith in him I guess.... Algeria won its independence after France LOST that war too. 😂😂😂 I can't believe you copied and pasted the response! 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tobieeck9676
      @tobieeck9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@oprahwilliams8752 bruh I'm not even english so I'm too bored to go into detail, and even so... them frenchies did do a lot of winnin too

    • @tobieeck9676
      @tobieeck9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@oprahwilliams8752 and why change wording when there is someone writin so nicely

    • @cantbetamed2210
      @cantbetamed2210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I laughed. Cause the moment he said 'you lost all your wars', Agincourt popped in my head and I almost choked my water. (I know this is just one war but it's hilarious)Finding out about Agincourt and the Australian Emu wars at the same time was pretty memorable. lol

    • @rubyrayne8
      @rubyrayne8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oprah Williams I’m not sure if you’re from the US but we owe part our independence to France, I’m not sure if we’d of won the revolution w/o their help.
      Facts aside, bc in the last 150 yrs when our parents/grandparents/great grandparents etc were alive, they’ve lost their wars. I thought the joke was great. It doesn’t have to be 💯 accurate for me to laugh though. I’m not pedantic over jokes.

  • @user-ue6hn5gd9v
    @user-ue6hn5gd9v ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just dont understand people that say Trevor Noah is not funny. this guy kills me😁🤣😂😂😂

    • @SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq
      @SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His humor is not for everyone. I'm always crying when I listen to Tre but my cousin says he's the worst. U have to be a little bright to fully appreciate his humor. He's a genius!

    • @hiruksharanaweera3336
      @hiruksharanaweera3336 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq ❤️🤗 I'm so happy finally I found one who thinks like me. Not everyone can understand the depth of his jokes can't them?

    • @polycarp9897
      @polycarp9897 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq"U have to be a little bright..." 🤣🤣🤣 Way to throw your cousin under the bus.

    • @SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq
      @SibusisoHlophe-dp5lq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@polycarp9897 it wasn't me who said that. My TH-cam was hacked!
      🙄

    • @jamesmakume2630
      @jamesmakume2630 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His humour requires high IQs

  • @dragonhell7063
    @dragonhell7063 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "I can make another one of you, but you cant make another one of me" - 💀 The humor Trevor has immeasurable

  • @Smona
    @Smona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4619

    "Only on Netflix"
    Me, who watches this with about 200k other people on youtube: "Yes."

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      it's just a clip, not the whole thing =)

    • @theunbeatable728
      @theunbeatable728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Mad9977 yup

    • @netflixisajoke
      @netflixisajoke  3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      But the special, with the longer version of this story, IS only on Netflix ;)

    • @theunbeatable728
      @theunbeatable728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@netflixisajoke sorry Netflix we have Telegram for your all shows

    • @pritam0378
      @pritam0378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@netflixisajoke 😂😂😂👍

  • @edmilsonlennon2866
    @edmilsonlennon2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6322

    "Culturally I'm trying to not die" That hits deep

    • @mermaidismyname
      @mermaidismyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@dsaasd6300 as a culture black people are traumatized so they are much more likely to be like "ah fuck no" when shit gets real

    • @BriefDownpour
      @BriefDownpour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@dsaasd6300 if you search "black folks don't ask questions we run (this vid /PAqjAYxyQoI) you will find a video talking about a pastor who started running for no reason as a "game", and the result is what you'd expect, people got up ready to run 😂. There's a stand up video from Cedric as well which is mad funny too.

    • @blragh
      @blragh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean of course I don't understand why it's a race thing? I'm not fucking with snakes either. Cuz they're snakes.

    • @IHATEJEREMYMOCK
      @IHATEJEREMYMOCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mermaidismyname good luck recovering from your traumatic brain injury.

    • @IHATEJEREMYMOCK
      @IHATEJEREMYMOCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soft bigotry of low expectations af.

  • @salmaomar8466
    @salmaomar8466 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The funniest comedian and not a single profanity. You’re the best, Trevor!

    • @michaeltigrett1793
      @michaeltigrett1793 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The snake said “ awe shiiiit”. Profanity

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaeltigrett1793 No shit.

    • @Toe_Fur
      @Toe_Fur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MTMF.londonyes shit actually

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Toe_Fur You reckon?

    • @Toe_Fur
      @Toe_Fur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MTMF.london I do indeed.

  • @darkprofile
    @darkprofile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    What is so amazing in his skills that his sense of humor is international. I am Turkish and I follow american standups sometimes and I laugh Trevor as much as I laugh my native Turkish comedians• Because his stories and jokes are beyond american culture. His sense of humor is almost universal.

  • @sandromateush9650
    @sandromateush9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10816

    Noah after speaking French perfectly: …and I don’t speak french

    • @seifbenchiekh3871
      @seifbenchiekh3871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Perfectly??
      Are u kidding me?

    • @sandromateush9650
      @sandromateush9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      seif ben chiekh I’m kidding you.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      That ain't French. I don't know what it was but it ain't French.

    • @steve10thestriker98
      @steve10thestriker98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      he didn't speak French

    • @OnceABustAlwaysABust
      @OnceABustAlwaysABust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      Idk what it was but it sounded french to me 😂

  • @MoneyGist
    @MoneyGist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2699

    "I want to see the show, I just don't want to be a part of it."
    The rest of the world to America in 2020

    • @DCFresh
      @DCFresh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @donalain69
      @donalain69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL!

    • @DCFresh
      @DCFresh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pacho ...... I think he was just talking about the U.S.

    • @DCFresh
      @DCFresh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Pacho ...... Yeah .. I hear you, man. I really do. That's the thing with the States. The U.S. has just developed so much cultural, political, and societal influence on the world that whenever people hear the name "America" 9/10 times their first thought is the United States ... It's actually kind of annoying when you think about it. It's as if Mexico, Canada, heck, all of Central America, and South America are simply scooted off to the side like their American status doesn't apply to them (which it technically does).

    • @donalain69
      @donalain69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DCFresh so how do you call people living in the US?
      mexico - mexicans
      Canada - canadians
      Cuba - Cubans
      US - ?

  • @isekaihub1624
    @isekaihub1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm like whatever man you guys lost all your wars" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭💔

  • @rosehill9537
    @rosehill9537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As an aussie....im with Trevor in the back row. Dont mess with snakes. Leave them alone u cool
    mess with them good luck!

    • @adhirbose9910
      @adhirbose9910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Am Indian ( live in a city) but I totally agree with you.
      Bdw, there are no snakes in Europe, so probably that's why Europeans are casual about snakes.

    • @rosehill9537
      @rosehill9537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adhirbose9910 thought they had death adders Europe?

    • @hinmatow
      @hinmatow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adhirbose9910 Of course there are snakes in Europe but not as dangerous as in your country or in Australia. Only few species really venomous, which cause very, very rarely a fatal accident among human beings. More casualties with cows in our mainland and it's not a joke lol !

    • @hinmatow
      @hinmatow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosehill9537 Only "simple" adders, much less dangerous than the death ones.

  • @nera4988
    @nera4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    "I was sitting at the back, being black saved me!!" - I fell on the floor laughing. Genius writing!

    • @mzingisisimelane2576
      @mzingisisimelane2576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol😂😂

    • @kayvansalot6710
      @kayvansalot6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yo! My like added your total to 1k have funn💆🏾‍♂️

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died being asian didnt prepare me for this

    • @annagraham6204
      @annagraham6204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such an important “like”.

    • @samuelkalusha5240
      @samuelkalusha5240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That part was total genius

  • @kerianal9456
    @kerianal9456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2466

    “As a black person culturally I’m trying to not die” 😂💀

    • @manutd____
      @manutd____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Luca Casalgrandi bro calm down, they’re just trying to promote their soccer team. There’s nothing wrong with that.

  • @sugardragon9001
    @sugardragon9001 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I almost peed laughing! This happened to me in an old theme park in Florida called the Serpentarium. The owner was this guy who had allowed himself to be bitten by several poisonous snakes and was supposedly immune to snakebites. They had a similar show to what Trevor described. I was about 9 and was standing too close when a Cobra got loose. I was not afraid, I was just fascinated with this magnificent creature that obviously saw my chubby ass and thought, "dinner!" Because it came straight at me. I just remember my dad pulled me back by my shirt collar. He actually lifted me out of the way as the snake strikes in my direction. As Trevor was explaining what the dad was thinking, I don't have to wonder because my dad actually said those words to me! "Stupid idiot. Don't you know better than to stay with a snake?" In Spanish mind you. When my dad lost it he spoke in Spanish. Never have forgotten. 😂

  • @olifors7047
    @olifors7047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Best comedian ever. Very funny, very intelligent, he is never too much or annoying as some comedians can be. It doesnt feel like his trying to get the audiences approval, he just does his thing.

  • @edmilsonlennon2866
    @edmilsonlennon2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    "Haha being black saved MEEE!"

    • @rafaellove6503
      @rafaellove6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Only on Netflix"
      Me, who watches this with about 200k other people on youtube: "Yes."

    • @mohitjakhar4025
      @mohitjakhar4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if there was a L between the S and the A the whole meaning would have changed

    • @nombusomaila4788
      @nombusomaila4788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mohitjakhar4025 oof, that's really deep

    • @jain7752
      @jain7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black Privilege

  • @akhiljayanty2141
    @akhiljayanty2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5580

    Whatever man you guys lost all your wars!! I’m dead 😂😂😵

    • @emihle.gontsana5838
      @emihle.gontsana5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      France wants to know your location

    • @emihle.gontsana5838
      @emihle.gontsana5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @jamil3286
      @jamil3286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Funny, but France actually has more military victories than any other country.

    • @samevex5
      @samevex5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ttchalla
      @ttchalla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Team Apatow open an history book please

  • @azraozgun5949
    @azraozgun5949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "snAAAaaAAaAaaaaaaAkke" - trevor noah
    my favorite quote of all time.

  • @catcherintherye..
    @catcherintherye.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Omg, this is freaking hilarious. My stomach hurts from laughing 🤣. Trevor is really good at story telling. "It's an authentic Balinese experience" LMAO

  • @beetshoko8733
    @beetshoko8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3094

    Trevor's Fake french sounds so perfect 😂.i wanna be that confidant in speaking a language i don't know

    • @myriammachiche1030
      @myriammachiche1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @dkfca Ah oui? Et le sacre Bleu vous le dites souvent ? Car il me sembles que les anglophones le disent se convaincant que nous vivons toujours au 18 eme siecle! Bordel! Et non il ne parles pas correctement le francais et surtout c est quoi cet accent de merde?

    • @myriammachiche1030
      @myriammachiche1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CELINE KARTER :en quoi le courage rentre en considération lorsque l 'on parle d 'accent. Nous avons tous un accent, si vous étiez au fait du développement du language chez les humains même malentendants ou sourds vous sauriez que l accent s'acquiert lors de l apprentissage du langage. Il n y a rien de courageux c est un processus normal du développement du langage de l' enfant. Une personne atteinte de surdité parlait avec un accent du sud de la France, vous allez me dire : ce n est pas possible et je vais vous répondre si ça l est. Le mimétisme ça vous dit quelque chose? Nous plaçons nos lèvres, notre langue de manière différente en fonction de notre langue parlée et de notre accent donc en regardant les lèvres être articulées de façon propre à l accent du sud la personne atteinte de surdité avait un accent.du Sud. En soit le processus est plus complexe mais je ne penses pas que vous le comorendriez.
      Imiter un accent dans le but de parodier une langue en particulier ça c est différent.. En tant que francophone je peux juger que l accent de Trevis n est pas français, d aucunes région de France, il n est même pas francophone du tout. C est normale car c est une PARODIE et de ce fait certains traits sereotypiques sont grossis de manière à faire rire. De plus le vocabulaire utilisé dans la parodie est, comment dire, soit celui d un enfant soit celui d un non francophone car on ne dit plus SACRE BLEU depuis très très très longtemps !!!! Et les prénoms du style prénoms composés ne sont plus à la mode depuis des années. Les Jean Pierre sont peut nombreux, espèce de Cuneguonde ( ce n est pas une insulte mais un prénom)..
      Comme vous avez bloqué mon compte, pour protéger je suppose, je vous réponds de sorte que tout le monde sache que votre commentaire n a pas de sens.

    • @savannahm.laurentian1286
      @savannahm.laurentian1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He's fluent in several languages, including french.

    • @myriammachiche1030
      @myriammachiche1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@savannahm.laurentian1286 yeap but french is not one of those language he is fluent in.

    • @myriammachiche1030
      @myriammachiche1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@savannahm.laurentian1286 no he doesnt speak french. I sprak french but what I heard was someone pretending knowing and understanding french.
      He does speak english, afrikaans zoulou, Xhosa, Southern Sotho, Tswana and Tonga. He doesnt speak any european languages. Why would he if he already know langages of ihis origin and english.

  • @jax86
    @jax86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    That French gibberish is on point lol

    • @patricknonky2331
      @patricknonky2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i repeated that part several times

    • @patricknonky2331
      @patricknonky2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite

    • @huyxiun2085
      @huyxiun2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Non pas vraiment, mais elle convainc et convient au public destiné, c'est l'essentiel.

    • @hamzasultanzuberi3552
      @hamzasultanzuberi3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Soyel get off your high horse, mate

    • @Ruyumi-Royota
      @Ruyumi-Royota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frrrr lmao it sounds real but surprising isnt

  • @murktharmuhammadsuleiman3594
    @murktharmuhammadsuleiman3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I have watched this like 500 times. And I always laughed every time.

    • @ellec7276
      @ellec7276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!

    • @ellec7276
      @ellec7276 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!🤣😂🤣 I absolutely L♥️VE this set & Trevor Noah's humor!! He's Straight Up 🔥F🔥I🔥R🔥E🔥!!
      🐍🐍Snnnaaaaaakkkkke!🐍🐍 👏😂

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's worth another watching

    • @chipashasabi6210
      @chipashasabi6210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too! 😂😂😂

  • @baristadecafecito
    @baristadecafecito ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Such intelligent humour, I can't get enough of Trevor🤣

  • @yogurtpimp
    @yogurtpimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    "I can make another one of you, you can't make another one of me."
    Yep. That pretty much sums up what I'd think if I were a dad.

    • @lindam156
      @lindam156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      See this is ehy I can't be a parent. Whenever I see parents risking their lives for their children in movies I'm just like "fuck that kid, just make another one" lol. But I'd also be salty AF if my parents left me to die

    • @celestemoon4895
      @celestemoon4895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why is this comment me as a person? 😂

    • @georgeokoro1149
      @georgeokoro1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment is underrated

    • @wendylott6920
      @wendylott6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is why I can't become a parent because I would think that even as mom! XD leave his little dumb ass I'll grow another!

    • @Threezus17
      @Threezus17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wendylott6920 so we definitely hope you don't have kids you would be a crappy parent

  • @RustyBobbins
    @RustyBobbins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    A snake who respects safe words... 😂

    • @xo3535
      @xo3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂oh

    • @Jaxxy35
      @Jaxxy35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      CONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSENT

    • @kinsleemikayla7630
      @kinsleemikayla7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "They say the cobra can't strike faster than a man can blink, but can a man move faster than a snake can think"
      Sounds like a dumb Instagram quote but am in🤣

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn ปีที่แล้ว

      Nneeeeehhh

    • @MattMussett
      @MattMussett ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣😂😂🤣

  • @lucathompson1364
    @lucathompson1364 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I can make another one of you but you can’t make another one of me”. 😂

  • @michaelrodgers6559
    @michaelrodgers6559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I can change everyone's lives" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stranraerwal
    @stranraerwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Trevor prepared the punchline perfectly: " serious and with almost tragic inflections: "We are all humans"....SNAKE ssssss!!!!

    • @davidcurtismintah
      @davidcurtismintah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes, that was really good. A few minutes before that line, I wondered how he was gonna end the joke with the whole place cracking up since it had turned tragic then. But Trevor never fails 😃😃😃

    • @hamzahamdouna
      @hamzahamdouna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was wanting for him to do it

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best Part!!

    • @sherifatmuhammed5736
      @sherifatmuhammed5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      even tho i saw that coming it was still super hilarious

    • @nisanavraham591
      @nisanavraham591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly! The way he suddenly makes it very serious to subdue your expectations and then delivers the punchline. Brilliant!

  • @hlynna2003
    @hlynna2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Yeah... They're in a consensual relationship. I like this..." 😂 His smile and those dimples are gorgeous...😏

    • @briz3988
      @briz3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol nnmmmmm kfngfhfjffhffhfjdjdndsn,)&,&&:;:&&:&:🤣🙂😇😇😇

    • @briz3988
      @briz3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kritktototototototpttprprptoy

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@briz3988 what the ...?

    • @briz3988
      @briz3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jv-lk7bc lol I have a toddler. He probably typed those comments lol.

  • @nemz86
    @nemz86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That Dad,Son part was next level🤣🤣🤣

    • @alananice9179
      @alananice9179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @annieinwonderland
    @annieinwonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As an Australian living in the bush this response is actually really normal to be afraid of snakes.. but also we do teach about how to safely interact with them in the bush. Eg leave them alone and always check your shoes in winter if you leave them outside.

    • @soothinglycool9806
      @soothinglycool9806 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shoes huh? I'll never leave them out. Thanks.

  • @fifabublz17
    @fifabublz17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    “I will die for my child! Strike me now, snaaaake” the way he says this gets me every time 😂

    • @susanqtips
      @susanqtips ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I gotta say, If someone isn't willing to die for their child, they are not a mother or human. (I know this will get grief from fathers, but I am a female and my references are female.)

    • @jimcrow700
      @jimcrow700 ปีที่แล้ว

      💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @jimcrow700
      @jimcrow700 ปีที่แล้ว

      👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

    • @jimcrow700
      @jimcrow700 ปีที่แล้ว

      🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️

    • @tingleehoong5797
      @tingleehoong5797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@susanqtips Nah I guess there's no written rule people should love their children more than themselves? Also, with the example just now, I'm inclined to think the father dying would have more serious consequences

  • @thabanixulu8287
    @thabanixulu8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    "it's an authentic Balinese experience 😂" we love you Trevor, you keep inspiring us back home.

    • @user-ze2jd5zg3z
      @user-ze2jd5zg3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "My toxic masculinity is not that high to trick me into not being afraid of snakes"
      😂 Idk man I'd like to see some manlier men touch snakes, for the greater good if u know what i mean

    • @snowmoon7385
      @snowmoon7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @1fineartist
      @1fineartist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ze2jd5zg3z 2nd

  • @princemwale4886
    @princemwale4886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Whatever man, you guys lost all your wars” 🤣🤣

  • @nannielson7790
    @nannielson7790 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I never tire of watching/hearing him tell stories. Truly masterful.

  • @charlesclinton3305
    @charlesclinton3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    The French kid and his dad remind me of most people when I tell them I'm scared of dogs.

    • @liyemamthini2043
      @liyemamthini2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      A big person like you is scared of a dog?

    • @pineapplesbringpain5243
      @pineapplesbringpain5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      DOG DOG DOG DOGGY YOUR SCARED OF LITTLE DOGGY

    • @A.I.-
      @A.I.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This actually reminded me of people going to an African Safari on an open-Jeep(no cage vehicle) and the Lions are only meters away from them. The tour guide tells people, "It's ok, lions don't jump on the jeep."

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      As someone who spent a good portion of my childhood afraid of dogs oh, the best advice I can give is gradually exposing yourself to them little by little until you get comfortable. It also helps to expose yourself to different types of dogs, and preferably those that are super gentle and well-trained
      If you ever want to take that journey, I believe you can do it! It'll change your life 😄

    • @caseyjason-ws3fr
      @caseyjason-ws3fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gosh you are me
      People don't understand when I tell them,I am so scared,i mean fully scared of Dogs
      I was nearly killed by one when I was 7yrs old,the fear is so real that it is incredible.....
      So whenever I say am scared of a dog and someone tells me something else.....I usually walk away.....

  • @ebitoro4590
    @ebitoro4590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "Whatever man, you guys lost all your wars"
    Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

  • @yazimtariq
    @yazimtariq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I thought at the last he would do /say something touching, but when he said "snake" I died out laughing.... Kudos trevor. I love you.

  • @Guin-hl8ke
    @Guin-hl8ke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    His language dynamic is great! Love the impersonations & interpretations across cultures. Great job!

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    When there is "King" in the name of a snake, it means it snacks on other snakes.

    • @franoi8901
      @franoi8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Facts, like the California king snake eats rattlesnakes

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s scary

    • @sypulutlepa
      @sypulutlepa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      does Kong eats other Kong?

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sypulutlepa don’t think so

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sypulutlepa No, dogs eat Kongs ;)

  • @Berries20
    @Berries20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2911

    "My toxic masculinity is not that high to trick me into not being afraid of snakes"
    😂 Idk man I'd like to see some manlier men touch snakes, for the greater good if u know what i mean

    • @EgalitarianWoman
      @EgalitarianWoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This sounds like a gay joke.

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@EgalitarianWoman lmao completely unintentional xD

    • @EgalitarianWoman
      @EgalitarianWoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Berries20 LOL. You can never be sure on the internet. Ironically, I'm a 34 year old woman and I have 3 pet snakes. I don't have any "toxic masculinity" to trick me into not being afraid of them, I just think they're really cool pets. Very cuddly.

    • @varunsubramanian5484
      @varunsubramanian5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do u mean? Do u want them dead?

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@varunsubramanian5484 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @networkween9836
    @networkween9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is pure comedy..
    Fun..no cuss..no vulgarity..pure n nice.. 👍🏻

  • @janjasreckar3963
    @janjasreckar3963 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This whole story is simply one of the greatest comedy works I have ever seen. (When the snake realises that it's alone with the audience and says: "Oh, shiiiit!" I have to try really hard not to pee or cry of laughter!!!)

  • @jakecalder8270
    @jakecalder8270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “Whatever you lost all your war’s.” DAMN!

  • @Sasa_mmm
    @Sasa_mmm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    That "HAHA Being black saved me" really had me on the floor😭😂

  • @letitiatsunami3749
    @letitiatsunami3749 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    One small correction....
    A mother wouldn't have gone back for her son because when she jumped up to run, he would have been in her arms already.
    #MomsAreTheGreatest😍😍😍😍

  • @evan244
    @evan244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “Haha being black saved me!” 😂😂😂😂😂
    Best fraise.

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol fraise is french for strawberry 😂

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wow rude. What if they don't want to learn English? What I it's not their first language?

    • @darionclub2158
      @darionclub2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🍓

    • @idontknowimebored77
      @idontknowimebored77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sugondese

    • @evan244
      @evan244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@typicalloco3199 English is my first language

  • @mirage_404
    @mirage_404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Not only is he hilarious and a good storyteller (without having to cuss every minute or be vulgar), but his accents and impersonations are SPOT on. Good content right here.

    • @georgiapeach7291
      @georgiapeach7291 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! He's hilarious! 😃

    • @DavidGreg066
      @DavidGreg066 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely! There's something truly captivating about watching this guy, he’s so amazing. I pray God gives you lots of beautiful days, I’m David Greg originally from Spain Granada, I live in Austin Texas and you ?

  • @throughmyview8411
    @throughmyview8411 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He definitely deserves an Oscar for this level of performance 👏👏👏

  • @bandamamakwati3649
    @bandamamakwati3649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I was like whatever man, you guys lost all your wars”💀💀💀💀

  • @Deroliebe
    @Deroliebe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "The snake looked like it had a mortgage." BRUH

  • @coffee.cat.
    @coffee.cat. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    „You‘re a big man and you‘re afraid of a SNEK?“ gotta love the french accents 😂

    • @capawapa
      @capawapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ssnek

  • @n3gasonic567
    @n3gasonic567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When the snakes goes "Oh Shiiiiiiittt!!" that got me real good😂😂😂

  • @ioelubrown4587
    @ioelubrown4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Snake Got a Mortgage ???? 🤣🤣🤣.. Genius Mate Genius 🤣👏👏

  • @derekstott2373
    @derekstott2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "You are big man but you are afraid of snek?

    • @conancat
      @conancat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Skekkkkkkk

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My mother in law saw a snake sleeping while we were walking the dogs in the woods...she ran screaming and left me there, trying to figure out what happened...my dog found the snake, still sleeping curled around itself. The dogs and I finished our walk and I still give her a hard time about the viscous snake that almost got her.
      Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No step snek, fear snek

    • @mirzamay
      @mirzamay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tammystockley-loughlin7680 your mother in law is an asshole.

    • @rossaven01
      @rossaven01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO I SAID ABOUT THE SAME THING

  • @boemomapetla9559
    @boemomapetla9559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    "I wanted to see the show but I didn't want to be a part of it" - Every Comedian

    • @africangwijosessions9173
      @africangwijosessions9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good morning warriors
      Check out the latest video of the spartans 💜⚽
      #manana
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    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rip George Carlin

  • @fisherxle
    @fisherxle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The last one was so funny man
    Travor: SNAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE

  • @LeeHarr5639U
    @LeeHarr5639U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    some call it , " rubbing salt into the wound "
    some , " kicking a man while he's down "
    I guess Trevor call's it , " SSSSNAKE "

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    And yet another example why I love the daily show. Trevor Noah is absolutely too funny but he's also A GREAT storyteller. If anyone has a chance to read about his life story y'all will be surprised about what he had to endure as a child but to me I'm not surprised as to how high he's overcome adversity. He's an amazing dude. Here's to you Trevor.

    • @hananea.7049
      @hananea.7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is his book that good? Thinking of buying it?

    • @mehaljain4436
      @mehaljain4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hananea.7049 yup. i have read it . its amazing

    • @resulusalmus6338
      @resulusalmus6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hananea.7049 it really is.

    • @lisasforhead4891
      @lisasforhead4891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love him but him constantly talking about trump on the daily show is getting kinda boring

    • @workingdee
      @workingdee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hananea.7049 It's really good and even better if you do the audio. He reads it.

  • @angelantony2429
    @angelantony2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    When he said 'we are all human beings', I thought that he wouldn't tease them. HAHAHA

    • @hananea.7049
      @hananea.7049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The last part was halerious ......

    • @angelantony2429
      @angelantony2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hananea.7049 Yep

    • @eckstrem8379
      @eckstrem8379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You thought he wouldn't while I was hoping he would... Wasn't disappointed ~~snake~~

    • @angelantony2429
      @angelantony2429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eckstrem8379Yep, but most of his jokes feel like a part of Ted talk😂. So I didn't anticipate it.

    • @lv6852
      @lv6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh, I saw it coming...sweet

  • @elizabethwaiya1540
    @elizabethwaiya1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The snake looked like he had a mortgage"😂

  • @conneigh3503
    @conneigh3503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I died at the "ha ha being black saved me" part and the little run he did 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanice017
    @shanice017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Omg I was in the audience! I was so thralled by Trevor Noah's comedy that I didn't even realize they were filming this. This was sooo hilarious!!

    • @sandrad8640
      @sandrad8640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You lucky fish we miss his stand up comedy in SA

    • @gulamelaka77
      @gulamelaka77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      For a moment there.. I thought you meant you were in Bali too. 😂

    • @haachitingandu3874
      @haachitingandu3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gulamelaka77 😆 🤣 😂

    • @gunterbraunkinder4876
      @gunterbraunkinder4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, i was beside you at that time... :P

    • @davidabdollahi7906
      @davidabdollahi7906 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I WAS THE SNAAAKE

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    *Trevor:* I don't know what that means, but I'm in!
    Famous last words, but every teen has thought this.

  • @T39Omi
    @T39Omi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The Words I Learnt
    Enthralled:- Capture Fascinating Attention
    Pandemonium ensued :- Abrupt Chaos

  • @MrRobustzgy
    @MrRobustzgy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “We are all human beings-snaaaake” 😂

  • @hlynna2003
    @hlynna2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    "And then we turned back and we realised... He's forgotten his snake... And you know what the worse thing was... It seemed like the snake realised the same thing at the same time... Because the snake also watched him leave... Then as we turned back the snake was also like, Awww Shiiit..." 🐍
    I would've been like, "WELL, we're screwed"... 😳

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cobra:"Alright victims."

    • @glcsander
      @glcsander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you where in the front row otherwise you would be safe like Trevor and bounce, it's one of the reasons I always sit near the exits in every place being cinema or what not in case of emergency I don't have to deal with the crowd which is the worst.

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have been calling the police to come save us from a loose killer snake

    • @shannonbutler-williams7261
      @shannonbutler-williams7261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@heatherlowe7330 In a small village in Bali? I like snakes, but running faster than the other people seems like a great strategy.

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shannonbutler-williams7261 I live in Texas, home to most of the deadliest snakes in the world, and the first thing you learn is don't run from a snake. You calmly back away, find a hoe, and chop it to pieces. Repeatedly!

  • @mthunzidhlamini8257
    @mthunzidhlamini8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    How many South Africans are who miss Trevor Noah's "VEEENNNNEEEECCCUUULLLAAAARRR!!!"?

    • @sha_na_za7053
      @sha_na_za7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Iyooo don't bite me!"

    • @me1st616
      @me1st616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂GOODTIMES!!!

    • @kinganatee2757
      @kinganatee2757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was the best Trevor Noah show💯🙌🏽

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "AAAAHHHH, I'M GOING TO BITE YOU!!!!"
      "Iyoooo don't bite me!"
      (I'm Kenyan but I miss it 😂)

    • @blankshaliburton277
      @blankshaliburton277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Culturally I'm trying to not die" That hits deep

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh Napoleon gon wake up mad when he hears the "you lost all wars" line LMAO

  • @pamilerinalende7231
    @pamilerinalende7231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Whatever man, you guys lost all your wars'😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @gilafonso1675
    @gilafonso1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I'm like, whatever man you guys lost all your wars. 😂😂😂 thats cold

  • @EmirSaqr
    @EmirSaqr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    King Cobra before striking: I'm Gonna Do What's Called A Pro Gamer Move

  • @edjohnson1786
    @edjohnson1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "if I bite before the noise, I can change everyone's life" actual tea coming out of my nose.

    • @rolandvarduhn
      @rolandvarduhn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..very underrated comment ;-)

  • @realtalk5329
    @realtalk5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The part where the dude was trying to act like his lip wasn't squirting blood had me dyin

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “No, this is the middle.”😂

  • @Jos_s_stin
    @Jos_s_stin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:28 "Whatever man, you guys lost all your wars" Dude!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @californiapoppy983
    @californiapoppy983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just know this never happened but Trevor Noah has so much fun and is so authentic feeling as a French family that he had to build a joke around it

  • @manyamkumar3233
    @manyamkumar3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I can stare at Noah's smile and dimple the whole damn day.

  • @OtherPeople159
    @OtherPeople159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Only trevor can make a horrifying incident so funny lol

    • @johnnymiles6062
      @johnnymiles6062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever had of George Carlin?

    • @OtherPeople159
      @OtherPeople159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnnymiles6062 heard* ..yess i have..i know him before trevor noah..it was just a type of compliment that didnt mean literally..ofcourse there are more comedians that can do that geez

    • @NadaStuff
      @NadaStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should see him talk about when his mother got shot by her abusive ex.

  • @francinelaveau5715
    @francinelaveau5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my God, this is so hilarious SACRE BLEU!!! the French dad and his kid😂😂😂😂😂!!!

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Being Black Saved Me ,”🏆😎👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @ourkuddyworld2628
    @ourkuddyworld2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    HAHAHA!!! The snake is like: If I bite before the sound, I can change everyones lifes... Too funny

  • @sphumelelesijadu
    @sphumelelesijadu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The "lost all your wars" part got me😂😂

  • @marionwafula7477
    @marionwafula7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timdubeau9152
    @timdubeau9152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "you guy's lost all your wars" best come back ever! 👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    his french accents and some french words are on point

  • @riordan381
    @riordan381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    🤣 Yeah, The French lost all their wars for the last 500 years

    • @SvenDzahov
      @SvenDzahov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its crazy to think that the french have the most battles won. Napoleon was a G

    • @loftsatsympaticodotc
      @loftsatsympaticodotc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh Yeah? Check out the Battle of Valmy, pretty well the last act of the French Revolution; they repulsed the Prussians and thus maintained their Revolution; this became the beginning of the modern era of republics overcoming monarchies in the history of the modern world. Check out facts before blathering! (
      Are you a Trumper too? Lemme guess. yup, you must be- bold, bursts of outright Bull.... ;-)

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Because the snake also watched him leave, and then as we turned back the snake was also like, 'Oh shit!'" 😸

  • @PionelPandresPessi
    @PionelPandresPessi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how the kid was choking saying "HGA HGA HGA PAPA! PAPA! HGA PAPA! HGA HGA", 11:08

  • @Timothymukansi
    @Timothymukansi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Trevor Noah is an incredible storyteller.
    Sidenote: primates (humans included) are born with a natural fear for snakes and big wild cats, according to behavioural sciences and neurology research. So some of us learn not to be afraid of snakes instead of developing fear from experience.

    • @jaayluh
      @jaayluh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      true I have never even seen a snake and if I do I know Imma shit my pants I am terrified

    • @somerotter
      @somerotter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What research seems to show is that we are born primed to learn fear of snakes - if someone acts afraid of a snake when we are young we learn it, otherwise we do not.

    • @vacsad
      @vacsad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a big BS. There are certain inherited fears from our ancestors, but this isn't one of them.

    • @jaayluh
      @jaayluh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vacsad its just instincts the average person is scared of snakes but if your not your probably very brave and an adventurous person :>

    • @ManojKumar-hn8rc
      @ManojKumar-hn8rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am not afraid of snakes but I also don't want to be anywhere in a 20m radius... So...

  • @prokurbah1308
    @prokurbah1308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Anyone reading this may you live a life filled with happiness and love.

    • @LAdouglas
      @LAdouglas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And you as well. Thank you for this

    • @dsaasd6300
      @dsaasd6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...he wrote before he took his last swig of the old whiskey bottle, freaked out and punched his wife cause she didnt stop nagging about his drinking problem, even though he warned her every day for the last 3 months to leave him alone

    • @noahquigley4773
      @noahquigley4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You too 🤙

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You too dude, girl on nonbinary pal, you too.

    • @ebsonebby9735
      @ebsonebby9735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You too buddy