Irish People Try America's Strongest Cocktails

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  • @karleighelizabethlust4994
    @karleighelizabethlust4994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8472

    Real Jungle juice doesn’t really have a recipe. It’s just whatever liquor you have on hand mixed in a giant bucket with Koolaid... Served in a red solo cup while drunk at a frat party.

    • @alyssastern6073
      @alyssastern6073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I swear I thought that was Jamba juice at frat parties.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I see you too are a college student of some form...

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      repeat after me.
      "Everclear... and rum"

    • @alvaroramirez8246
      @alvaroramirez8246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Can confirm: just had jungle juice this past weekend at a college tailgate party -it legit was 98 percent alcohol and only 2 percent juice (or that’s what it felt like lol).

    • @stephanies6740
      @stephanies6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I drank 9 when I was 16

  • @madisonbarnicoat3105
    @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6811

    That one guy: “it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood”
    That..... that hit me

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Christian Brothers have traumatized many an Irish boy.

    • @madisonbarnicoat3105
      @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Angel well shit..... how did you know about my childhood 🙃

    • @wemii76
      @wemii76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah yes. Here I thought Creamulsion cough syrup was only something sold in the US back in the 80s and 90s. Apparently not.

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it “burns like you’re swallowing Satan’s piss”. 😂😭

    • @marveldcboi4005
      @marveldcboi4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Angel dang

  • @xJMAN92x
    @xJMAN92x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6745

    “I’ll have it for breakfast” haha. They’re definitely Irish

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No shit

    • @BlackSeranna
      @BlackSeranna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      With toast!!

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick Cannady Sherlock

    • @quinnking8405
      @quinnking8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A tiki drink for breakfast. What the fuckk

    • @cozynitee
      @cozynitee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the power of stereotypes compels you

  • @harryduffy6243
    @harryduffy6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4324

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”
    Best line ever spoken

  • @shadenkeltner8067
    @shadenkeltner8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6195

    "Long island iced tea...could I get it longer?"
    This lady...is a *visionary*.
    ***LONGER ISLAND ICED TEA***

    • @kireepotter4762
      @kireepotter4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I worked at a restaurant that had a longer island iced tea. It was the same amount of tea & lemonade, top shelf liquor, more liquor, all in a bigger glass. I imagine this is what she wanted lol

    • @sadkingbilly
      @sadkingbilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @devilboysix66
      @devilboysix66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
      LONGEST ISLAND ICE TEA XL+ NOW WITH 200% MORE LONG

    • @poopahskoopahh8563
      @poopahskoopahh8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same vibes

    • @MrLande
      @MrLande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiree Potter may I ask the name of the restaurant? And it's ingredients?

  • @KrumpOcake
    @KrumpOcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6855

    "This is actually curing my hangover"
    *IRisH inTenSifieS*

    • @CarlosFlores-ng1fi
      @CarlosFlores-ng1fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol that's actually a thing. If you drink a little while you got a hangover it supposed to help. I believe it's called hair of the dog or some shit

    • @lumpyspaceprincess690
      @lumpyspaceprincess690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlos Flores that’s what I do every time I have a hangover it does help

    • @ChickenStank
      @ChickenStank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I drank with a hangover already, I’d die! 🤮🤮

    • @Zippy15
      @Zippy15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't do 'minor hangover.' I'm either fine or I'm projectile vomiting at a wall for 9 hours.

    • @Mrs.Adrian
      @Mrs.Adrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shari Dillon same.

  • @normlee6566
    @normlee6566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10167

    The danger of long islands is they taste like nothing...until you stand up. Then it's...oh, wait.

    • @cherrysuicide9272
      @cherrysuicide9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      But they're amazing lol

    • @paganbornspiritbear8249
      @paganbornspiritbear8249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Yeah, and if the bar has AC...forget about it! You’ll die the second the heat hits ya! Lol!

    • @brigittafalcini2063
      @brigittafalcini2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      It sneaks up on you too!! By the time you've had two, you get up and the room spins a bit, then you realise they're stronger than they taste

    • @irishgurl3078
      @irishgurl3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I had 4 of them one night when I went out with a bunch of friends. Worst! Hangover! Ever! Lol

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      All you have to do is ask for a top shelf LIIT.
      Smacked in seconds

  • @Jenpai1
    @Jenpai1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    When the blonde girl said: "you need to drink more let the b*tch bite ya" I laughed

  • @lypreila7913
    @lypreila7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3925

    "Ice waters down the alcohol and you just don't need that in your life." That woman's my spiritual twin.

    • @leanneheffernan4610
      @leanneheffernan4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My mother in law always says it 😊

    • @kikimo5558
      @kikimo5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My gaaaal

    • @Diannacoo
      @Diannacoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right? Says my whole family.

    • @rensukotsu7355
      @rensukotsu7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She said that and then immediately regretted removing the ice

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's not wrong

  • @dianef.1592
    @dianef.1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    The guy with the black hat and black shirt who said, "this smells like black licorice and pain for my childhood" and then dancing with all the alcoholic drink mixtures, is my spirit animal.

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Diane F. Same, but for the girl who grabbed the ice out with her hand because it, “Waters things down, and you just don’t need that in your life.”

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And then him saying, "spit, don't swallow. Wait, no... swallow." 🤣

    • @teller2917
      @teller2917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not That Today not even gonna lie, Jackie raised my asparagus with her comment. Don't blame me, blame her for causing such an uproar.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not That Today..."WAIT! ESOPHAGULUS!" 🥴🤣🤪...
      That's me when I'm not drunk...Oh Dyslexia, you little devil you! 🤨😂🤔

  • @hydrahunter4629
    @hydrahunter4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "I don't like the look of this one"
    "I like the look of this one!"

    • @TheGoodWario
      @TheGoodWario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The editor had fun with this one XD

  • @danoham10
    @danoham10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    "I cant feel my asparagus" thats a fuckin quote

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dan that girl is so feckin cute. My favorite part of these videos. She's always such fun!

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think she got drunk after the first one

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan Thank you for the Rick and Morty episode.

    • @oOscarymvsbOo
      @oOscarymvsbOo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Larry Smith Same especially in the try not to laugh where she just screams because meeee. But i dont frickin know what her name is and it makes me mad

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samantha Blanc same here. Wish I knew her name lol

  • @lepyrolink182
    @lepyrolink182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8813

    Americans just like to get drunk but without the taste of alcohol. That's why all their cocktails are so sweet.

    • @thelionthebearandthehippo
      @thelionthebearandthehippo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

      You’ve got it. We’re depressed.

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Yes. Yes we do.

    • @PharaohMisa
      @PharaohMisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Correct. Tbh that's why i drink 🍷

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Matthew Peterson lol they’re creepers

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      To be fair, in America alcohol is drunk as a party drink and a depressant; Americans make their alcohol for those purposes and thus maximize the enjoyment of drinking via jacking up the flavors in overkill amounts. Social drinking and sipping alcohols are in comically low supply there for that reason.

  • @rufusjustrufus8213
    @rufusjustrufus8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus..."
    Technically, she's not wrong.
    "No, wait, an esophaglous?"
    Now she is.

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Me at 1AM:
    TH-cam: Do you wanna see Irish people suffering?
    Me: y e s

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * high five*

    • @evelynnfrost1198
      @evelynnfrost1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Listen here, England...

    • @gefen314
      @gefen314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *England, Scotland and Whales enters the Chat*

    • @elizabethbarker6692
      @elizabethbarker6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue Son of Man was gonna say the same thing😂😭

  • @komplakk
    @komplakk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4489

    laughing at the jungle juice bc every american knows you just dump bottles of alcohol into a random container and mix in any juice/ drink mix and call it good

  • @mikey2111
    @mikey2111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6149

    When the blond girl starts taking out the ice of that jungle crap and starts a rant about ice watering down the alcohol and that she doesn't need that in her life i nearly pissed myself

    • @ashleybatey9530
      @ashleybatey9530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That was my favorite part!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Same....until the guy said "does this have a lot of absinthe in it? Cuz it smells like pain and licorice like my childhood" now i gotta go bad *PAUSED IT*

    • @reidecember
      @reidecember 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's amazing!

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If that's funny to you, then you may have a stroke if you watch a stand up comedy special.

    • @kellybryant948
      @kellybryant948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love her she kills me🤣😂

  • @reveriemephisto1995
    @reveriemephisto1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5357

    Not gonna lie, I thought it was a little girl in the thumbnail.

    • @jessebeeson29
      @jessebeeson29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      r/13or30

    • @JoJo-lj6kk
      @JoJo-lj6kk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If that’s a little girl then what do 20 year olds look like then?

    • @reveriemephisto1995
      @reveriemephisto1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@JoJo-lj6kk Wouldn't know, but I have a 21-year-old friend who looks about 12-14 and someone thought she was my daughter.

    • @sliceoffrozenspaget5544
      @sliceoffrozenspaget5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @idkwhattoputherebuthi153
      @idkwhattoputherebuthi153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Petrichor La Fey ikr

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Why does the title say “American” but they’re saying “The World’s”???

    • @mys5569
      @mys5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Because most of these are from America

    • @katcunningham2719
      @katcunningham2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A lot of cocktails and martinis and such were invented in America.

    • @L0u3llaPUNK
      @L0u3llaPUNK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because during Prohibition the Irish immigrants got creative and invented the best drinks next to their first best drink: chocolate milk.

    • @michaelinsertname2913
      @michaelinsertname2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because every country in the world is America!

    • @caramacpherson2611
      @caramacpherson2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because Americans like to claim EVERYTHING

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    As a college student, I feel the need to mention that “Jungle Juice” is a very general term for sweet fruity alcoholic punches which are mixed by the people serving it, typically in large quantities at a party or something. It doesn’t need any particular type of alcohol or mixer, and you never know how strong it is. In fact, it’s common knowledge in the states that you should *never* drink Juice Juice at a college party, because it’s so sweet that you can get unimaginably wasted, very quickly without even realizing how strong the drinks are that you’re throwing back like lemonade. I mean, few college students actually *follow* this advice, but even most school administrations ensure that this is common knowledge during Orientation Weekend

    • @AyaNyx616
      @AyaNyx616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Truth went to my first frat party and had Everclear punch couldn’t taste the alcohol got extremely drunk for the first time in my life ended up sleeping on the floor of my dorm and woke up feeling like death....I didn’t fall down or lose what was in my stomach so I’m proud of myself 😂😅

    • @diginc
      @diginc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you lol

    • @SarahNathanielOber
      @SarahNathanielOber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol. Where I come from, it’s not jungle juice if it’s not mixed and served in a gigantic cooler. Definitely not sanitary. But neither are the things you’re doing after a few solo cups full. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if they'll go over that for my orientation weekend, which it this weekend

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mkg 21 honestly, lmk if they do, I’m curious

  • @Hannah-pn1bx
    @Hannah-pn1bx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    When she said asparagus instead of esophagus I died

    • @robynlynch4992
      @robynlynch4992 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did it on purpose... 😒

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robynlynch4992 no she just didn't remember what it was called

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're both wrong you miss the obvious she was fucked up drunk

  • @yelly11
    @yelly11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    2:55 he literally changed his skin tone I'm amazed

    • @emeraldspark101
      @emeraldspark101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Holy crap, he really did go red in an instant.

    • @CheffryFix
      @CheffryFix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We have found the red hulk

    • @sarah-annecarney5458
      @sarah-annecarney5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How the fuck did you notice that!!? 😂

    • @joelleyoutube4412
      @joelleyoutube4412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he, got red, and move out of the light so it was more

    • @TheGrudgeLady-sb8xl
      @TheGrudgeLady-sb8xl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He matches the drink now.

  • @MissSharonFlorez
    @MissSharonFlorez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus....” DEAD 💀

  • @rottingcorpse526
    @rottingcorpse526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    The guy with the grey hair getting red like a tomato is a whole mood

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NothingReally K. He was bright red the whole time

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@varalyn9714 Still a mood. Lol

    • @fogman2041
      @fogman2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rottingcorpse526 I don't think people really understand how to use "mood".

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@fogman2041 mood is basically a feeling that you have felt before. I am pale and get red easily. So even though he was red from the start, still a mood.

    • @miszBEB0x
      @miszBEB0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s hot

  • @jadanelson1975
    @jadanelson1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    *touches throat*
    “I can’t feel my ASPARAGUS!”

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jada Nelson...NO! It's ASOPHOGALUS!...DUUUUUH! 🤣

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanwhile the guy next to her is just living it up

    • @AriKing90
      @AriKing90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jada Nelson i died laughing hahahaha

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHA

    • @regulargirl8367
      @regulargirl8367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 wasn’t it you’re welcome 🙌🏾

  • @AnyWhoAlly
    @AnyWhoAlly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "Don't swallow. DON'T SPIT. Swallow!" Lmaooooo

    • @enzo1107
      @enzo1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's what she said
      (No, wait-)

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I laughed way too loud at this part considering how thin the walls in my apartment are and what time it is 😂😂😂

    • @MaryWimpey
      @MaryWimpey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you can see the exact second she knows the drink isn't going down 😂

    • @HaletheHero
      @HaletheHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what is that man's name, we need to give him all the attention for that wonderful comment.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HaletheHero His name is Dónal Sharpson. He's full of wonderful comments. lol

  • @mcnlj24
    @mcnlj24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:36 - “But she tastes horrible!” ... You better marry that one.

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2946

    "I don't like it, I really don't like it!"
    *takes another drink*

    • @nicholashuynh7154
      @nicholashuynh7154 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      emma lol my sis name eemma

    • @sydnelle
      @sydnelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me asf

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thays us irish ....never waste alcohol

  • @justinyang6521
    @justinyang6521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    That one dude mixing all the drinks is a whole mood.

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the black with the black hat? He's my fav in this video

    • @renatanarasia6046
      @renatanarasia6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahhahahaha i wanna be his drinking buddy

  • @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb
    @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    1:41 When he started singing Zombie he instantly became my favorite person there

    • @neraka-z4n
      @neraka-z4n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karina Rodriguez me and my fiancé do that all the time cracked me up!!

    • @prestonsamson3674
      @prestonsamson3674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karina Rodriguez I still hate that damn song.

    • @xnixrixx390
      @xnixrixx390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @remingtonfault272
      @remingtonfault272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karina Rodriguez sane here

    • @dreamwish286
      @dreamwish286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what’s in your head
      In your head
      Zombie, zombie, zombie

  • @blurbsoup
    @blurbsoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “don’t swallow, don’t spit 😬, swallow” *spits drink everywhere*

    • @void7175
      @void7175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I snorted

  • @Diannacoo
    @Diannacoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    "It burns like you're tasting Satan's piss"
    I'm sure I died laughing and came back. Epic.

    • @chrystalsnyder2350
      @chrystalsnyder2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you ude Satan's piss to come back?

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has to be a Dublin kid. North side, I'm guessing.

    • @Diannacoo
      @Diannacoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrystalsnyder2350 yeah, pretty much.

  • @--MISFIT
    @--MISFIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    “It tastes like nothingness.” That’s the point. 😂 You keep drinking more and you finally realise it’s power when you stand up bro.

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @brandongambino7740
      @brandongambino7740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Realize*

    • @isla4471
      @isla4471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon Gambino theres an american spelling and a british/irish spelling

    • @elthepuglover
      @elthepuglover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brandongambino7740 some countries spell it realise, some spell it realize.

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rum punch does this to me lol

  • @paytonclawson1968
    @paytonclawson1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    “I can feel it in my asparagus” is iconic

  • @poppysmyth2515
    @poppysmyth2515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “i can’t feel my asparagus” oml DEAD

  • @carliemarie3604
    @carliemarie3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus “😂😂

    • @amyclarie7700
      @amyclarie7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That actually made me cackle😂

    • @WeatherWifey
      @WeatherWifey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I almost peed myself

    • @andriagarriott8629
      @andriagarriott8629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't give her anymore

    • @mrens2024
      @mrens2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She was my favorite person in this video!

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1886

    "Don't swallow, DON'T SPIT! SWALLOW" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao my favorite part of the video lol

    • @thomasbillington_1
      @thomasbillington_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s was terrible 😂

    • @longeloe
      @longeloe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3:21 So we all can just replay that part over and over again... Because I know I can't be the only one! Hahahaha

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Total blowout couldn't handle the load

    • @zaramichelle4613
      @zaramichelle4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then she proceeded to spallow

  • @marinno4943
    @marinno4943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    It tastes like pain and black licorice like my childhood

    • @pxn748
      @pxn748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he said paint.

    • @danielm5535
      @danielm5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely said pain.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is it that everybody hates either liquorice, peanut butter or both? And none of the Irish people can handle their booze?

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had a messed up childhood XD

    • @mistciara
      @mistciara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said this as I read this and it was amazing

  • @poo5690
    @poo5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “ Pain and Black Licorice, just like my childhood” SAME BROTHER

  • @densedom4849
    @densedom4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Irish women: "I could have this every day for breakfast wIth tOasT"
    Me: ._. Wot

  • @breannaott6103
    @breannaott6103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    As someone in college that’s not REAL jungle juice

    • @joshuavegerano6414
      @joshuavegerano6414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Breanna Ott where is the Tampico?!

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly.

    • @6c2a3r1
      @6c2a3r1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It’s not Jungle Juice if they haven’t put NyQuil in it lmao 😂

    • @amberfraser1717
      @amberfraser1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Not jungle juice if it isn’t poured from a lined trash can or tub 😂

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@amberfraser1717 Or straight from a cooler. 😂

  • @auntjemima1054
    @auntjemima1054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus, no wait nasofilulalis? 3:08

    • @Mlnn_matta
      @Mlnn_matta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      💀💀💀💀

    • @lindseylawrence7192
      @lindseylawrence7192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexxhristova
      @alexxhristova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i'm still laughing at this ! xD

    • @amarie2493
      @amarie2493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've been laughing at this one line for a good 5 mins 😭😭💀

    • @cindyrobles8394
      @cindyrobles8394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to stop the video there i was laughing so hard.

  • @ambermommasr1370
    @ambermommasr1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I bartended in America for years 6-7years not heard of many of these. Jungle juice is a party drink made in buckets lol

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      never heard of ... "jungle juice" .. until I visited an IRISH PUB, on Tortola .. in the BRITISH virgin islands. ...
      ... why wait 48 hours? ( thats how long a vodka bottle takes to soak into watermellon - the ONE time i tried it .. wasted 4 days ) ... why not just take "shots" directly ... ?

    • @fairtreatment2618
      @fairtreatment2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You bartender and never heard of a Long Island ice tea? Where the hell did you tend bar, under a rock in alaska? 🤦‍♂️

  • @kieraegan7095
    @kieraegan7095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "It's like when there's a beautiful girl at the bar, and you're like 'ohmygosh she's so gorgeous, why is no one talking to her?'--"
    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE"
    dead

  • @ffionwilliams5817
    @ffionwilliams5817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    Hahahaha "I can't feel my asparagus,"

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      "No, wait. 'Esophalos.'" 😆

    • @orlaithmeehan9940
      @orlaithmeehan9940 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lazyperfectionist1 what does that mean?? Hahaha

    • @scarletXlune
      @scarletXlune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao asparagus is a food and I love it. She meant to say esophagus

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Oriaith Meehan Esophalos was an ancient Greek scholar of digestion. 😈

    • @eatdatcupcake445
      @eatdatcupcake445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ffion williams its from my
      DICK THAT WENT DOWN IT😏

  • @alexiskustka6565
    @alexiskustka6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    I CANT FEEL MY ASPARAGUS
    ..... ASOPHIGIGUS

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alexis DaMemer esophagus...?

    • @braap_mobile8993
      @braap_mobile8993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nicole abrenica r/whoooooosh

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Braap _Mobile it's why I put a question mark... I can't tell if they misspelled it on purpose or not.

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicoleabrenica it's an actual quote from the video. 3:05-3:15

  • @sunnygirl422
    @sunnygirl422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Don’t swallow...Don’t spit” 😂😂😂😂 he’s my favorite

  • @cursedsmile9322
    @cursedsmile9322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    I love how they just get progressively drunk

    • @zachh.9855
      @zachh.9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CursedSmile yeah that’s kinda what happens when you drink alcohol

    • @wraein
      @wraein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would love to like this comment but you’re at 666 likes and I refuse to be the one to ruin that

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Or asofolylyus.

    • @ekkiazure
      @ekkiazure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I came here to type this lol

    • @jennifermwai
      @jennifermwai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ronk-uw6hq
      @ronk-uw6hq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas F. Åkerblom same lmao

    • @dkncd
      @dkncd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bursted laughing in class at this comment

  • @GINGERALER
    @GINGERALER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    Irish people try water for the the first time.

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GINGERALER family guy says theres a bar in ireland called wifey mcbeaties!!!

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RACISM!

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@millsykooksy4863 stereotypes are not racism, I highly suggest you invest in a dictionary.

    • @WacoBurning
      @WacoBurning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So then by that logic if someone said black people love fried chicken and watermelon = not racism?!? Although I will admit the original comment made me laugh.

    • @DontBeezHater
      @DontBeezHater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WacoBurning No, that’s not racism. It’s stereotyping. (A weird stereotype since lots of people like fried chicken and watermelon…not just black people)

  • @connorthomas4826
    @connorthomas4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I started dying laughing when that girl literally starts grabbing ice cubes out of her glass with her bare hands.

  • @Melissa-zy2zi
    @Melissa-zy2zi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Since when did jungle juice have a recipe 😂

    • @toriland79
      @toriland79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Melissa Joseph Since the Tipsy Bartender keeps coming up with them. Ha~ha.

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@toriland79: and that's the first problem, giving Jungle Juice a recipe.

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you take some vodka and whatever fruit and juice and dump that shit in a bowl congrats get drunk

    • @GRITBONE
      @GRITBONE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jungle Juice/Watermelon Wine
      Alcohol:
      1 x 5th of Vodka
      1 x 5th of Rum (white)
      1 x 5th of Gin
      2 x Pints of Everclear (180 proof grain alcohol)
      Juices:
      6 x bottles of Lime juice
      6 x bottles of Lemon juice
      2 x Liters of Fruit Punch
      Prep:
      Cut top off of whole watermelon, scoop out watermelon pulp into balls and store in freezer. Leave 2 inches around walls of entire watermelon. Save all juice and extra scraps. Add all juices and alcohol to watermelon "bowl", add frozen watermelon balls, serve chilled.

    • @angelaharvey1167
      @angelaharvey1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mel never!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessikuhh6861
    @jessikuhh6861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    " smells like pain and black licorice. Like my childhood "

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Everything else: "You wouldn't even know this was an Alcohol."
    Aunt Roberta: *DEATH INCARNATE!!!*

    • @Seekarr
      @Seekarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually sounds really good to me. Like Absinthe in a martini, I love absinthe and I love straight martinis (not the fruity sugary fake ones they drink in the UK, though. Those are gross)

    • @mangakaDevotee
      @mangakaDevotee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her spit take on the aunt Roberta was the best 😆🤣😂

  • @tayloradams3256
    @tayloradams3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Guy: It’s like when you see a beautiful woman in the bar and you’re wondering why no one is talking to her. Girl: because she tastes horrible 🤣

  • @RayneBeauRhode
    @RayneBeauRhode 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    This entire channel could be "Irish People Get Drunk" and I'd still be subscribed.

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Miss Katana that would be redundant

    • @TheBonzomatic
      @TheBonzomatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that's all the channel should be. The ones where they drink are always the best ones.

    • @ABsolutly-st2mh
      @ABsolutly-st2mh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldnt be, they are super annoying people who cant handle a sip of booze

    • @Leon-wz1js
      @Leon-wz1js 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheBonzomatic I tend to think they amp up their reactions for entertainment value alone.

  • @cynthia.c
    @cynthia.c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    as a college student, true jungle juice is served in a plastic cup and is made is a giant tub

    • @Jackk82
      @Jackk82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Poland it's callaed Kociołek Panoramiksa - Panoramix cauldron.

    • @WellenDowd
      @WellenDowd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cynthia We used a brand new kiddie pool.

    • @wecontrolthevideo
      @wecontrolthevideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We had a M*A*S*H party, and used a brand new plastic garbage can and filled it up.

    • @offroad914
      @offroad914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No dear, that's children you are thinking of

    • @POWER-LINKS
      @POWER-LINKS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Concrete Mix

  • @Veejay9988
    @Veejay9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    when she took the ice out with her hands, i felt that

  • @Badgercat
    @Badgercat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I truly appreciate a video that just starts right away and doesn’t force you to skip three minutes in :)) Thanks!

  • @Ecstasymyfelony13
    @Ecstasymyfelony13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I cant tell if the girl in the pineapple shirt is either drunk or her personality is just very quirky Lmao

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lost gender idk either but I love her

    • @ratdrewserrato1630
      @ratdrewserrato1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause she’s an alcoholic

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's cute

    • @2GoatsInATrenchCoat
      @2GoatsInATrenchCoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She reached into a drink with her bare hands to pull the ice out... she's definitely drunk lol

    • @thugginpopsicle7279
      @thugginpopsicle7279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shes annoying as fuck

  • @BurningFreesias
    @BurningFreesias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    They paired up the best people for this one.

    • @kbaca9415
      @kbaca9415 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Needed Dermot & Irish Jesus ;-)

  • @prkrcore
    @prkrcore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus"

  • @youmatterbanana8965
    @youmatterbanana8965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    American: “ugh this is so strong”
    Irish: “wow this is nice, I would drink this with my breakfast”

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did anyone on the face of the earth ever called a long-island, strong? Because unless the person who made it was terrible as a bartender, you will never taste any alcohol in those

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saveriocavasin8029 I tried a long island ice tea at a japanese place. My aunt wanted my thoughts on it. Tasted like straight alcohol. Idk if she asked to make it stronger but it was just a big glass of booze. Wasnt a great time 😂

    • @rich7447
      @rich7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echothegekko4353 Then you didn't have a Long Island. Long Island Iced Tea doesn't have much of a taste of alcohol at all. This usually leads to falling over immediately after standing up.

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rich7447 nah like it looked exactly like one and tasted like it, just with wayyyy to much liquor in it

    • @Saiege
      @Saiege 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echothegekko4353 yesss man lmao the worstttt. It's just like sipping a tall glass of alcohol on ice when it's made too strong. They didn't even taste like anything else other than alcohol. So disappointing

  • @TJtbh45
    @TJtbh45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "It kinda of tastes like a washing machine"
    That line really got me LMAO

  • @clairemack223
    @clairemack223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    "It smells like pain and black licorice... like my childhood." YUP, he's Irish! Lmfao

    • @zeusgrayson2765
      @zeusgrayson2765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is funny and reminds me of my self

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he said child, not childhood

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And meanwhile, she's just gagging in the background.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was sassy with that LOL

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That plus the girl taking the ice out made me have to jet to bathroom lol

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    As a bartender I am very offended by how much Coke was put into that LIT
    It's supposed to look like iced tea, not coke

    • @lordrumble7028
      @lordrumble7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In my experience, if it has tequila in it, it's Texas tea

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lordrumble7028 Texas Tea has Amaretto in it.

    • @jogomez6477
      @jogomez6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm offended by whoever thought up the LIT. An LIT hangover changed my life FOREVER

    • @aliahc8595
      @aliahc8595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jogomez6477 I've never gotten drunk or hungover off them and in one night I'll have 5 minimum. Sorry to hear that chap. I'll get a bit tipsy though but I still remember to drink water here there throughout the night. Maybe that's the difference 😅

  • @ashleybullard9919
    @ashleybullard9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he starts singing “I’m every woman” I lost it! Lmao that was gold!

  • @edgarpal799
    @edgarpal799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    It’s funny how they say “Word’s Strongest Cocktails” and the title says “America’s Strongest Cocktails”.
    That’s it. I just find it funny lol

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Those aren't actually even America's strongest cocktails. These people obviously don't know about things like 'Harbor Lights', 'Purple Jesus' or 'Green Death', any or all of which can be easily obtained by working pretty much any Renn Faire on the States. 🤣

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Tomorrows video: Irish people try the worlds best hangover cures

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Round 2(since they already did that one)

    • @gregjohns5235
      @gregjohns5235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Enoch Root In my experience I've found that the best hangover cure is more alcohol. You can't get hungover if you're never sober.

    • @younoobroflmao
      @younoobroflmao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A Bloody Mary and some menudo is an amazing hangover cure.

    • @fr2ncm9
      @fr2ncm9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've found lots of water and B vitamins really help, but, if you wait till the next day, it won't work.

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tomorrow night maybe

  • @bluelagoon1980
    @bluelagoon1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I love how the color of Paddy's face matched the drink he was dying over.

    • @rainyday4970
      @rainyday4970 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @ItzOver9k
      @ItzOver9k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i knew i would come to the comments and find what i was looking for, lol

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not just that, but it even happens to people who have a lot of Scots-Irish ancestry but are themselves several generations removed. I can't drink at all. Half a glass of wine and I look *and feel* like I'm sunburned. Not fun.

    • @akagamenokyla1042
      @akagamenokyla1042 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amanda S same.

  • @isabellafantauzzi8884
    @isabellafantauzzi8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love the girl who took the ice out cause it "waters it down and you don't need that in your life"😂

  • @RaulRomeoTV
    @RaulRomeoTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Me during a hangover: I'm never gonna drink again
    Me later that night: 3:09

    • @zacharybunting3637
      @zacharybunting3637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those 4 seconds really need to be made into a .gif

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zachary Bunting my brothers is next to you 🤣🤣

    • @QueenMel_
      @QueenMel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfaooo sucha moood

  • @leighlasley4746
    @leighlasley4746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Is it "America's" strongest cocktails or "the world's" strongest cocktails? Make up your mind!! 😂😅

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They were trying all the strongest cocktails in the world, and somewhere along the line found out they were all American in origin.

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @rixenkacie
      @rixenkacie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true and tbh a Long Island, I never had like that lmao

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rixenkacie I'v not either, though most really don't taste like there is anything in it.
      and then after the 3rd in an hour and a half, they hit hard.

    • @spacecat1974
      @spacecat1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have had stronger. Black Orchid - take a long island and use bombay sapphire gin, replace coke with chambord (aka more alcohol).

  • @TupBup631h
    @TupBup631h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    College students everywhere disagree with you “jungle juice”

    • @emmabowland2805
      @emmabowland2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Okay i thought i was loosing it. I was like thats not jungle juice right?????

    • @Missmaddiemac
      @Missmaddiemac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah lmao def not jungle juice

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I haven’t been in college for 15 years but that ain’t jungle juice

    • @courtneyfink5880
      @courtneyfink5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      For real lol. Where is the Hawaiian Punch or the everclear 😂

    • @pixyface101
      @pixyface101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment right here because I thought the same thing

  • @camdenmogote1737
    @camdenmogote1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I really don’t like this!”
    Drinks more

  • @Amanning15007
    @Amanning15007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Long Island ice tea is that drink that sneaks up on you. The taste is hella deceiving, then you're on the floor 😂😂

  • @denisew.8976
    @denisew.8976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Me: “I don’t have mood swings”
    Also me @1:53
    “Is it spicy? Are these chili flakes? *excited* Are these chili flakes?! *in suspicious manner* are these chili flakes?”

  • @ericacoruzzi9535
    @ericacoruzzi9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “wait i actually can’t feel my asparagus no my esopholus?”

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Esopholus or Snuffleupagus?? (Sesame street). Wait, OMG I just dated myself.

  • @sinkingboat.8555
    @sinkingboat.8555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is why I love Irish people, they have the greatest humor!

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Its illegal in ireland to have more than 71ml in a single glass. I was using 70mls to make long islands, Manhattan's and the original Cosmo recipe and had complaints that they were too strong 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      R u irish

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucyennis5716 are u stupid?

    • @petesthename1588
      @petesthename1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ‘It’s illegal to serve’
      You can buy stronger mixes to drink at home

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sishi3055 I was asking cause I am?are u

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucyennis5716 oh.. i misunderstood whoops, but im canadian so

  • @melo9268
    @melo9268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    this is like the Irish version of Buzzfeed and I am LIVING for it

    • @huayin646
      @huayin646 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melody Cubias too much saturation though

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is a million times better than buzzfeed.

    • @ronluv650
      @ronluv650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BuzzFeed Uncensored

    • @vicariouschism86
      @vicariouschism86 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronluv650 This is heavily censored.

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      winwin saying bust it bust it bust it a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better

  • @nanym6376
    @nanym6376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Long Island iced tea can I get it longer?" Me af 😂😂😂

  • @axol_artist6923
    @axol_artist6923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Adult: **drinks strong alcohol**
    Adult: huh, this doesn't taste like alcohol...
    Me: **SWEATS NERVOUSLY**

  • @SebbyValo
    @SebbyValo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    (rejection noises)
    it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood!
    (death rattle)

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd like to death your rattle ;)... I'll report myself.. sorry.

    • @moodylittlebitch2024
      @moodylittlebitch2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheIrritatedVampire
      This killed me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw man. Should've said. I'd like to smell your pain. Lol. Bummer. Next time though.

  • @Stephen-gl5wu
    @Stephen-gl5wu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    Today I finally quit drinking for good, now I only drink for evil

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Forget about the check, we'll get hell to pay.

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J-Me Have a drink on me!

    • @WAF74
      @WAF74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yea, I don't drink any more...
      ...nor do I drink any less.

    • @yukirabbit2615
      @yukirabbit2615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm stealing this line.

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      amen to that my friend.

  • @soralovescorpses7340
    @soralovescorpses7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    0:12 “This looks like some elaborate sex toy” oh wow

  • @TommyGlint
    @TommyGlint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Why can’t I taste Tequila, because Tequila is my nightmare”.
    That is because most Europeans drink the worst, cheapest Tequila in the world, quite often as shots. In my country the flat bottle Tequila with a sombrero hat on top is everywhere. And it tastes like gasoline.
    Buy some quality, spend 40-50€ on it, and it’s awesome. Can’t promise you’ll like it, but you’ll definitely be able to tell the difference for the better.

    • @chilipepperfann
      @chilipepperfann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TommyGlint true that,

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To kill ya? Why drink that when you can have hard cider

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For my 21st birthday I drank a really sweet alcoholic wine, and that gave me the strength to drink a shot of tequila, but not a second one. And it was the Mexican grade ones, so the strength of the burning taste was there and tolerable. The second one I had to spit out because I wanted to taste it, and it was burning my senses.

    • @Ogrematic
      @Ogrematic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tequila is my nightmare, because the other me takes over and makes bad decisions, but I'm totally aware and cogniscent of what the F is happening. But I can't stop it. It's like I'm in the passenger seat of my brain, and the drunk me is driving. It's like I'm watching my blackout Live on tv, but I'm not there, just watching.
      Fml.
      No more tequila.

  • @boiledmushroom9829
    @boiledmushroom9829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Video:=Drinks Ant Roberta=
    Also video: = everybody feels pain=
    Me: Hahahahaha pathetic
    Also me: Oh this soda is kinda burning.

  • @chloep9321
    @chloep9321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    3:02 the guys face is the same colour as the drink 😂😂😂

  • @Lesley246
    @Lesley246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanlay3893
      @ethanlay3893 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lesley246 I read this in an Irish accent

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Paddy saying "lovely" makes my heart happy.

  • @mrjamfy6862
    @mrjamfy6862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Trust me try a Skittles drink! I use to get people hooked on them!
    1/2 ounce Stoli Orange vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Peach vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Raspberry vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Strawberry vodka.
    Cranberry juice.
    Pineapple juice.
    1/4 ounce Grenadine

    • @mattboselli1099
      @mattboselli1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrJamfy ! Great

    • @deathbeforedecaf7755
      @deathbeforedecaf7755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah but try not using such a shitty vodka. Stoli are you for real? Tastes like running alcohol lol

    • @AlucardTheVampire5784
      @AlucardTheVampire5784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I prefer Tito's vodka.

    • @oldpop788
      @oldpop788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about just getting a decent vodka and putting skittles in it?

    • @shuriksvoboda6883
      @shuriksvoboda6883 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldpop788 Tried that, multiple times. Preparing process looks funny as hell - imagine ~10 people walking around field camp with bottles (bottles from water with vodka in them, and some same-coloured Skittles thrown in) and regularly shaking them for hours on end. Taste is quite strange too - like Skittles, but with some more fruity aftertaste, depending on the colour. What I realy won't recommend - going through all the colours and back, mix of taste isn't nice at all and the kick is quite strong, as it's still good ol' vodka.

  • @narutoJunkie92
    @narutoJunkie92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    that woman in the pineapple shirt is amazing. lmao
    watered down drinks "you dont need that in your life'

  • @wclark4121
    @wclark4121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've watched almost all the Irish People Try videos and this hands down was the best. I laughed so loud at "Swallow, don't spit!" and her reaction my teenagers who were in another part of the house heard and came and checked on me. 5 stars Facts.!

  • @shadeie6395
    @shadeie6395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:09 "I actually can't feel my asparagus.......no wait... my asofallis"
    That murdered me!☠☠☠

  • @KazamaFury
    @KazamaFury 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Any alcoholic cocktail that you can't taste the alcohol in we call "creepers" around where I live. Long Island Iced Tea is definitely a creeper

    • @469ka37
      @469ka37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KazamaFury where I'm from they're called sleepers

    • @KazamaFury
      @KazamaFury 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      469ka37 creepers and sleepers!

    • @AvadaPresidentSnow
      @AvadaPresidentSnow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where I'm from they're called bitch drinks. That's not me being sassy, they seriously are. I've asked "what are your best bitch drinks?" at a bar before.

    • @KazamaFury
      @KazamaFury 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lauren no sass taken, that's just what Tom called the jungle juice

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Let the bite cha!"

  • @Madeline64
    @Madeline64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    I don’t understand why the title is America’s strongest cocktails but then in the video it says the worlds strongest cocktails. America is not the entire world people !!

    • @enatduvl3084
      @enatduvl3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Caitlin Barry or is it?

    • @haleym2567
      @haleym2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bet

    • @mcmclifton79
      @mcmclifton79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Idk it might have been a typo? Just an idea

    • @compactdisk96
      @compactdisk96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Its probably just a miscommunication.

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      An example of getting upset over truly nothing.

  • @xeyes.
    @xeyes. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Americans: get wasted in one shot
    The Irish: I could have this for my breakfast

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Na These hipster Irish youth bunch of light weights.

    • @justinsmall8489
      @justinsmall8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They were smashed after one drink... one. Lol

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get wasted in one shot? We descend from Europeans, so at the least it’ll take three, and that’s rare.

    • @Chuck_Huckler
      @Chuck_Huckler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Two drinks later: "I can really feel it in my asparagusss..."

    • @justinsmall8489
      @justinsmall8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dick Nickler lol

  • @steph1235
    @steph1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I actually can’t feel my Asparagus..” MY *ASPARAGUS* LMAO