Why I love cancer | NOT AS FUNNY

Cancer isn't a joke. But maybe is it? Either way, I love it. Presenting NOT SO FUNNY. My two cents worth on topics I think no one should take seriously. Seriously, don't. I am just here to thrive on people's emotions and unabashed hatred for my content. Works everytime.
I write stories occasionally. Sometimes. Why? There - you got me. I don't have an answer for that. But I write them anyway. Here's the link if you are still interested: thusharbhat.wo...
I have wasted my late teens in watching tons of movies. Only lately did I realize that I can review them and act like a critic, although one look at them and anyone will realize what a fraud I am.
Link here: letterboxd.com...
You can always contact me on Reddit since that is where I will be once I am done editing here. / thusharbhat03
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Title: Why I love Cancer
Genre: Philisophical Bullsh*ttery
Duration: 3:09
Word Count: 829
Edited on: VSDC Free Editor (I'm broke)
Influences: George Carlin (if you already know him, you can see the imposter in me)
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One lingering question that my audience and my friends have in common is 'What the hell are you doing here?' Well, I started a TH-cam Channel with the intent of making some friends online ( I had none back then. Wait - I still don't) and fame (I had none back then and yeah - I still don't). So, while this plan has spectacularly failed, I simply can't not make videos anymore. I might take a one week sabbatical or a two month trip to Las Vegas (I admire your naivety if you believe the latter to be true) but I will make a video all the same. What will it be about? Your guess is as good as mine. One day it will be philosophical bullshittery and the next it will be a depressing, self-indulgent social commentary that will break any man's nerves and stop him from smoking cigarettes. Or perhaps the opposite. Either way, it shall be a mix of self-proclaimed comedy or highly meta pretentious stories with useless little personal anecdotes. But don't worry, they will be few and far in-between. The script will never be rehearsed before recording, not will it be glanced more than once, because I am afraid I will be hate it or be too bored to edit it if I read one more time.
If you are still here, a sub to the channel would help. I tend to overthink about my content before going to sleep, so if you have the slightest bit of idea on how insomnia works - please, click the button. (I pretend like it's no big deal on the big screen, but now that we are here, I beg you - Subscribe. And hey, this is just between you and me).
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Noice

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This was truly inspiring. You opened my eyes.🙏

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Average SST teacher's life motivation

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I will have to say this when ever I watch your vids I learn something new.
and one more thing ......... your channel is going to boom up in upcoming year I feel it :)
just don't stop making vids all of a sudden and become a dead channel.

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Came for a diss comment, got a wholesome one. Thanks bruv!

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When you realize your uncle died becoz GOD rolled a dice

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Don't forget us when you make it to the top bruv (r/indiandankmemes)

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