As a unsuspecting kid I once asked my Banglore Veteran Bro how I could come to Bangalore. He said nothing because there are no Bangalore Veterans stable enough to hold a conversation outside of Bangalore.
Hey hey hey hold onnn nowww. Bangalorean-ish 2 decades+ Open Benne Dosa epigenes here but outside Bangy for multiple years. Bangalore works out: Step 1: just pick your area well and be self sufficient in a circular radius (since it is a circular city) of a few km preferably NEVER exceeding 6-8 Km unless you are a hardcore adventure enthusiast. Step 3: Pretend nothing exists outside said circle except for extraordinary hikes to visit blessed haunts as if they are different cities altogether. Can confirm works. Also kidding - you can go happily cross town a few days a week provided you can be a traffic ninja and curve fit an appropriate polynomial function to predict the traffic graph trend as referenced in the video!
I've lived in bangalore all my life and let me tell you i dont know what "electronic city" or "hsr layout" is because anything past ring road is a 3 day trip that will remove several more years off your life expectancy.
It makes so much sence, considering how people who live in Bangalore speak, if I tell them a name of a place in Bangalore, thinking they will know about it BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY BANGALOREANS, they'll just shrug and say "It is far", then I check on the map, and the linear distance doesn't seem so far, but the road way is.
Bengaluru native here, just wanted to say man that lake description was depressing. During COVID and pre COVID, my cousin and I used to jog next to Hulimavu lake. The roads were so nice, the lake was almost always full and there was a ton of vegetation in the are(not weeds, actual nice flowering plants and trees). Now I go there every now and then to reminisce and just leave feeling depressed. Also, nice video.
Dude have you seen the plague of locusts arounds the Hulimavu lake? Like millions of insects (mainly mosquitoes) pile up under streetlights after a rainy night and I happened to run through them one morning. Stuff of nightmares.
as a gottigere nivasi i respectfully deny, yes its relatively little bit better but footpath is still just a suggestion in this area its never an actual foot-path and for the most parts it doesnt even exist
As I know, Gottigere comes under Greater Bangalore from 2007. As I know, areas of actual old South Bangalore are Jayanagar, JP Nagar, Basavangudi, Banashankari, Chamarajpet, Hanumanth Nagar etc. It is pre 2000 period (Pre IT era). Some other areas of old Bangalore are Sadashivnagar, Rajajinagar, Malleshwara, Majestic and surroundings, CBD.
@@gkiranv3 your right on that but i go to jayangar everyday for classes and tbh except some parts its pretty ass, yes we have huge and nice footpaths but most of them are either broken in the middle randomly or encroached but yes not to be overly pessimistic, south bangalore is much better than the newer parts of bangalore
Your narration is just next level. Keep going! I've been living in Bangalore for the past 10 years, and I love this city-the weather, the people, and the gardens. I've even built a home here and learned Kannada. However, the crumbling infrastructure makes me question my decision. Sometimes, I wonder where my tax money is going-certainly in some potholes!
Well, I am 30 years old.. i was born and brought up in Bengaluru and Bengaluru wasn't always like this it had less traffic, good environment, people were balanced, lot of Lakes and a whole lot of parks and open space .. it all started with metro first and then Real estate development and bang here we are .... Actually when I saw floods in Bengaluru for the first time it was unbelievable because we always saw it on the news in other states and districts while growing up...
I had been to Bangalore twice, because I got a new job there *twice*, and came back to my sweet sweet home called Chennai TWICE after spending at least one year, and for the same reason. ITS BLOODY EXPENSIVE.
Whatever you said is also true for Pune. I once missed the first 20 minutes of a movie, in a mall which I could see from the other side of the road. I had reached 'the other side of the road' 30 minutes prior to the movie and then it took me 45 min to take the U turn.
To make matters worse, there are no ring roads and only 1 Metro line is fully functional. To travel between the 2 biggest IT hubs of the city, you have to travel via the busiest bus terminal in the heart of the city.
Bro this video is so true, I live in north karnataka, almost everyone around me visited bengaluru, but i didn't visited it until 19years, from childhood i dreamt of going to bengaluru because of wonderala, but when i first time visited, i was shocked, it's completely different than i thought, only traffic was true, in fact more than i thought, I only went to lulu mall and going to that mall from devarachikkanahalli was like going to some other town and returning in our area, And our wonderala plan got cancelled and till today i haven't visited wonderala :(
I’ve been here for the longest time, and I never understood the random power cuts. It rains? Power cut. It’s hot? Power cut. You sneezed? Power cut. How is this a metro city with such unstable electricity supply?
It’s because of lack of underground cables in areas like Marathahalli. These feeders get cut more often when it rains and most of them are grid linked. old Bangalore has underground cables and are far better
What an amazing piece man. 😂 I've been in Bangalore for almost 10 years now and can relate to everything you said. The traffic thing and multiple apps got me good 😂😂. T2 is def clickbait but so is the city's weather in recent years.
as a kannadathi and fellow banglorean I can say the living conditions have gradually become awfull. And its not just Banglore every urban city/metropolitan cities as well. Bad urban planning throughout nation 😔
You really spoke my mind.... Hats off. I m in peace now for speaking the truth. I always wanted to make one video of the loot city and you did one in intelligent way.
Every metropolitan city have the same problems, Bangalore better than major cities in India. Beside, your statement are partially correct and rest exaggerated. Climate of Bangalore one which you don't even enjoy far from 200km of it. Thisnis my opinion, yours can differ, that's perfectly alright.
Super buddy, sooper! Made me laugh after a whole day. 😅 I came here way back in 2004, and the city has literally transformed into totally something else. It's a fight every day.
I stayed in Bangalore for 2 years. What I liked about it - weather. What I disliked about it, everything else - overpriced stuff, expensive rent, water crisis, fucking insane traffic, pathetic public transport (buses are crowded, metro is limited) and hence huge spending on cabs.
Nice Video. Lived in Bangalore from 1987 to 94. Then moved to Ahmedabad and Mumbai. The weather was the most awesomest thing & the anglo indians there and the old bungalows. I believe after the Britishers left it was still a very good place until 2000 when internet made it's way. Had been to bangalore recently and it is still a nice place with a nice vibe. But again I have always stayed in the poshest places.
This video is not ironic. I repeat - it's not ironic. Everything @TSB TV. has said, I can corroborate with my 8 months of lived experience of Bengaluru.
Yes. You are the only person who is speaking the truth. The weather is not that great at all. Kerala and Hyderabad have much more chill days compared to boiling bangalore.
That's because the weather used to be good. Climate Change and all this unrestricted land development have completely screwed the climate of this city. That being said, I'd take bangalore weather over any other Tier 1 city in India any day of the week
Lived in Bangalore for 5 years. Don’t miss it one bit. Don’t miss the traffic, the dust, the rude people and expenses. Only decided to Iive there because I got fooled by the hype of Bangalore from social media and movies.
As a guy who has lived my whole childhood in delhi ncr, I currently am living in dehradhun and I can confirm places like these are much better than the big famous cities they're crowded, expensive, very westernized and polluted, they're peaceful and calmer (Here more people from delhi are seen than the locals they cause more pollution and crowds here)
Y'all remember how we used to draw house and road in our drawings as kid, the road ending at the doorstep of the house itself Can positively say ive seen that stuff here
As someone born in bangalore, this is what a poor outsider who thinks bangalore is going to be cheap like his hometown, go back to your hometown, it's the migrants that came here and brought their culture with them, unclean pan walas, leaves so that bangalore can heal, covid was the best time, we got old bangalore feels, now it's back to horrible traffic and too many people.
Before starting a whole sweet shops business, try buying sweet from whole seller, if not sm wholeseller from outiside the city, then try selling your quality sourced sweet in your makeshift shop. check which area will appreciate and welcome your business. I also had planned this business model but then dropped the idea as i am lazy .
The last time i visted Bangalore I was convinced that Bangalore was only city in its name but when in IRL its a shithole with cows walking around, people dont know how traffic light works, no lane discipline and our cars mirror was destroyed by a biker who overtake from left side. Once a good city turned into absolute shithole. A for a city dubbed "Garden City" I don't found any garden expect for some random patch of landland having some trees and parks.
I really want to thank covid when I came to work from home and realised how much unnecessary spending I was doing in blore. I switched jobs and took a permanent work from home, i live in my small town without any potholes :) I don't want to spend 1600 bucks to enter n exit my city just to reach airport. And needless to say all the problems you mentioned above. Hope more brainwashed folks realize this sooner. Some of my friends can't stop talking about how good blore is.
I am so lucky to live in a small town and not a city! Well, hope it stays this way since city folks are coming here in mass for experiencing the peaceful life and now the corporate giants eyes have caught the glimpse here! We now already have 4 corporate shopping centre (like reliance trends, Style Bazzar, Cosmo Bazzar and Pri Mart) and many trees have been cut down to build structures for those city folks they can't live without (Hotels, flyovers, etc)! Our small station (with three platform) which did it's job well and had a lot of trees and a beautiful garden surrounding it has gained the permission to become a model station (6-7 platforms) and the work is underway! All those trees are now cut down! One might say it's a necessary evil since it will pave way for more trains but we have a big station (New Coochbehar station) not more than 25 kilometres from here! It was totally unnecessary. Three platforms were more than enough and barely any trains run though it at night! All I am saying is please city folks (that includes Bangalorians), don't come to small beautiful towns in order for a peaceful living and make it like your own! This town was so clean before 2018 but now it's dirty as hell! I know it was off topic but my mind asked me to share it!
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U dont live in Bangalore, U survive
Need this on every advertising boards when you enter the city.
Fr
1.) Live where you work;
2.) Don't go out unless you're partying till 4am or 5am to do the walk of shame back;
3.) Profit
Nah, You need to wake up tomorrow at try again 😂
if these metro cities are not there then we can not even survive we have to perish only.
As a unsuspecting kid I once asked my Banglore Veteran Bro how I could come to Bangalore. He said nothing because there are no Bangalore Veterans stable enough to hold a conversation outside of Bangalore.
IT Bubble ❌
Bangalore Bubble ✅
Hey hey hey hold onnn nowww. Bangalorean-ish 2 decades+ Open Benne Dosa epigenes here but outside Bangy for multiple years. Bangalore works out:
Step 1: just pick your area well and be self sufficient in a circular radius (since it is a circular city) of a few km preferably NEVER exceeding 6-8 Km unless you are a hardcore adventure enthusiast.
Step 3: Pretend nothing exists outside said circle except for extraordinary hikes to visit blessed haunts as if they are different cities altogether.
Can confirm works.
Also kidding - you can go happily cross town a few days a week provided you can be a traffic ninja and curve fit an appropriate polynomial function to predict the traffic graph trend as referenced in the video!
@@sayanroy6569 Step 2 must me skipped because theres a pothole...
@@sayanroy6569true…it’s better to stay within your radius than to risk it. I’m in Blore south btw.
I'm from bangalore and I can confirm that this bangs a lore.
What a terrible day to be literalte
Good one
Kid named lore 😔
@@anmold5676 I wish I was back in the stone age at this point
🥁🥁🥁
"Macha, chumma you hating da! It's good only. But what about the weather, maga?"
- Some Bangalorean (probably)
probably?
definitely.
Mac macha no?
Macha is in Chennai
In Bengaluru it's Maga
@@animeguy6877 yaaa wuu? Like thaat uh?
I've lived in bangalore all my life and let me tell you i dont know what "electronic city" or "hsr layout" is because anything past ring road is a 3 day trip that will remove several more years off your life expectancy.
It makes so much sence, considering how people who live in Bangalore speak, if I tell them a name of a place in Bangalore, thinking they will know about it BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY BANGALOREANS, they'll just shrug and say "It is far", then I check on the map, and the linear distance doesn't seem so far, but the road way is.
Bengaluru native here, just wanted to say man that lake description was depressing. During COVID and pre COVID, my cousin and I used to jog next to Hulimavu lake. The roads were so nice, the lake was almost always full and there was a ton of vegetation in the are(not weeds, actual nice flowering plants and trees). Now I go there every now and then to reminisce and just leave feeling depressed.
Also, nice video.
Aah tough luck man. It's not a perfect world, but here's to hoping better things for you!
Also, thanks!
Dude have you seen the plague of locusts arounds the Hulimavu lake? Like millions of insects (mainly mosquitoes) pile up under streetlights after a rainy night and I happened to run through them one morning. Stuff of nightmares.
Old Bangalore (Majorly Bangalore South) is much better planned with good infrastructure.
as a gottigere nivasi i respectfully deny, yes its relatively little bit better but footpath is still just a suggestion in this area its never an actual foot-path and for the most parts it doesnt even exist
As I know, Gottigere comes under Greater Bangalore from 2007.
As I know, areas of actual old South Bangalore are Jayanagar, JP Nagar, Basavangudi, Banashankari, Chamarajpet, Hanumanth Nagar etc. It is pre 2000 period (Pre IT era). Some other areas of old Bangalore are Sadashivnagar, Rajajinagar, Malleshwara, Majestic and surroundings, CBD.
@@gkiranv3 your right on that but i go to jayangar everyday for classes and tbh except some parts its pretty ass, yes we have huge and nice footpaths but most of them are either broken in the middle randomly or encroached
but yes not to be overly pessimistic, south bangalore is much better than the newer parts of bangalore
We meet again Aryan from SBA , seems like our destinies are intertwined with each other .
lmao, any bangalore related video watch out, i'll comment shoutout to deadlytsg xD
As a Puneri I can confirm 85% of this is applicable here except for the T2 clickbait
+1
One of the underrated TH-camr. I wish you a million and more
Thank you so much! Means a lot!
Your narration is just next level. Keep going!
I've been living in Bangalore for the past 10 years, and I love this city-the weather, the people, and the gardens. I've even built a home here and learned Kannada. However, the crumbling infrastructure makes me question my decision. Sometimes, I wonder where my tax money is going-certainly in some potholes!
Potholes on a footpath*
But thanks a ton bruv! And I know how it feels.
dude is coping too hard
No no... Not in potholes, to build Politician House's
Well, I am 30 years old.. i was born and brought up in Bengaluru and Bengaluru wasn't always like this it had less traffic, good environment, people were balanced, lot of Lakes and a whole lot of parks and open space .. it all started with metro first and then Real estate development and bang here we are .... Actually when I saw floods in Bengaluru for the first time it was unbelievable because we always saw it on the news in other states and districts while growing up...
Well I am growing up in Pune and I will make this exact comment when I'm old with how things are going here
Don't crib.... Go vote and choose government who can correct, change things.
@@sdivakar1459 noted! Mr. Indian...
Just when you think life couldnt get any worse....
He returns.
I'm what rock-bottom feels when hitting rock-bottom.
@@TSBwashere Aah the classic
The rock hitting rock bottom, on a rock bottom just to feel what it is like to feel the rock bottom😮
I am living in bangalore for last 2 years and depressing is an understatement. And therapy too is crazy costly and unaffordadble.
I think a lot of us move for work and we don’t have a support system apart from friends- we need family and familiarity!
@@harininagraj7530 true. Tbh even the friends I have here, their condition is like me also.
@@harininagraj7530 The CM should build proper infrastructure there first. Too old infrastructure
That's just a way to promote tourism on weekends.
From dream city to nightmare city journey as a kannadiga 😭😭.
It's the one true path we all share.
Kannadnigga
you forgot to mention the best part. 6 startup apps for one thing and 5 of them dont work.
I mentioned a little bit about them in the previous video (but they work in them though, hehe!).
I had been to Bangalore twice, because I got a new job there *twice*, and came back to my sweet sweet home called Chennai TWICE after spending at least one year, and for the same reason. ITS BLOODY EXPENSIVE.
Yup. Just sold my liver for my next month's rent.
Bengaluru is very expensive but its so much better than chennai in many factors.
Banglore people beat tamils for river water.
Tamils dont beat banglore people dont beat anyone for such petty reason.
dont tell its expensive , tell u cant afford it.
@@prishashandilya7925 They deserve it. Tamil superiority complex.
Whatever you said is also true for Pune.
I once missed the first 20 minutes of a movie, in a mall which I could see from the other side of the road. I had reached 'the other side of the road' 30 minutes prior to the movie and then it took me 45 min to take the U turn.
To make matters worse, there are no ring roads and only 1 Metro line is fully functional. To travel between the 2 biggest IT hubs of the city, you have to travel via the busiest bus terminal in the heart of the city.
Wow. Are we living in the same place across different simulations?
@@TSBwashere Pretty much.. just that my simulator is running a few years behind. 😂
I couldn't have summarized my nine-month stay in Bangalore any better.
Bro this video is so true,
I live in north karnataka, almost everyone around me visited bengaluru, but i didn't visited it until 19years, from childhood i dreamt of going to bengaluru because of wonderala, but when i first time visited, i was shocked, it's completely different than i thought, only traffic was true, in fact more than i thought,
I only went to lulu mall and going to that mall from devarachikkanahalli was like going to some other town and returning in our area,
And our wonderala plan got cancelled and till today i haven't visited wonderala :(
Had lived in Bangalore for 2 decades and still go back frequently. Everything in this video is spot on!
Where are you now
@@sdivakar1459 Tamil nadu
This would have offended me 2 years back. I am numb now 😂
A Bengaluru native here, and I totally agree! We've got the worst city-plan ever lol.
Me and Bangalore are the same. No plans, only vibes.
@@TSBwashere 😂
that's because we became India's San Fransico in a decade
Its a parody city of future India's urbanization
As someone who's lived in Bangalore for 7 years, this is the most accurate video on Bangalore.
Bro, It's a miracle how you can see traffic on a freaking flyaway. A freaking flyaway!! The IRONY!!!😅
The flyover is built so you can have a better view of the traffic.
As a person and brought up in Bangalore, this video is so on point that I can't even hate it🤦😂
I’ve been here for the longest time, and I never understood the random power cuts.
It rains? Power cut.
It’s hot? Power cut.
You sneezed? Power cut.
How is this a metro city with such unstable electricity supply?
There! You just caused a power cut.
It’s because of lack of underground cables in areas like Marathahalli. These feeders get cut more often when it rains and most of them are grid linked. old Bangalore has underground cables and are far better
Everything except the restaurant pricing was bang on XD if you cant find cheap dosa in bangalore, thats a skill issue😂
Nothing to see here... Just adding one more thing to my "skill issue" list.
@@TSBwashere 💀🤌
Watching this while surviving Bangalore. The hebbal lake sprints are real.
What an amazing piece man. 😂 I've been in Bangalore for almost 10 years now and can relate to everything you said. The traffic thing and multiple apps got me good 😂😂. T2 is def clickbait but so is the city's weather in recent years.
as a kannadathi and fellow banglorean I can say the living conditions have gradually become awfull. And its not just Banglore every urban city/metropolitan cities as well. Bad urban planning throughout nation 😔
That's why I only acquire cities in Monopoly.
@@TSBwashere and i acquire Aiport in Buisness Board Game 🤣🤣
this man just started a war against chennai
randomly got this in my recommended and you did not disappoint
Exactly why visiting Bangalore is just one of my guilty pleasures at this point 😂
Good one TSB!
You really spoke my mind.... Hats off. I m in peace now for speaking the truth. I always wanted to make one video of the loot city and you did one in intelligent way.
It used to be a garden city with beutiful green spaces and less crowding everywhere, now it's just a concrete slum😢
- 30 year old born in Bangalore
Well, i was planning to meet my girlfriend in Bangalore, but now i dont know what to do!!!🥰🥰🥰
Girlfriend from Bangalore? That's a red flag already.
@@TSBwashere 😭😭😭
The traffic is so bad that it takes the same amount of time to drive from point A to point B as it does walking
Bottled Air
@TheSketchyArtist
Yeah it's real you can drink air from it and it's also a legal scam
Great video, but you forgot the worst part - y'all have RCB representing yall in the IPL💀
and when the world needed him (not the most, just the normal average level); he returned
(You didn't have to put me down in the parenthesis). But thanks a lot mate!
Every metropolitan city have the same problems, Bangalore better than major cities in India. Beside, your statement are partially correct and rest exaggerated. Climate of Bangalore one which you don't even enjoy far from 200km of it. Thisnis my opinion, yours can differ, that's perfectly alright.
Super buddy, sooper! Made me laugh after a whole day. 😅
I came here way back in 2004, and the city has literally transformed into totally something else. It's a fight every day.
3.13 bold of you to even assume that bangalore had architects in the first place 🤣
We had scholars bro stfu 😅
I stayed in Bangalore for 2 years. What I liked about it - weather. What I disliked about it, everything else - overpriced stuff, expensive rent, water crisis, fucking insane traffic, pathetic public transport (buses are crowded, metro is limited) and hence huge spending on cabs.
Oh shit....he didn't die that night💀
I resurrected right when people thought I was dead.
bro but i wanna start a start up
Get in line mate.
imagine you died, god gave you two options:
1. Hell (it's bad)
2. Bangalore (it's bad)
I guess I am just gonna pick hell ￣ヘ￣
Nice Video. Lived in Bangalore from 1987 to 94. Then moved to Ahmedabad and Mumbai. The weather was the most awesomest thing & the anglo indians there and the old bungalows. I believe after the Britishers left it was still a very good place until 2000 when internet made it's way. Had been to bangalore recently and it is still a nice place with a nice vibe. But again I have always stayed in the poshest places.
Amazing shit. If this was a standup set, It would have been houseful, great script man!
Thanks mate!
Killer video bro!
- Proud resident for last 2 years
Thanks! Glad that people can take a joke.
(I'm a proud resident for last 4 years)
This video is not ironic.
I repeat - it's not ironic.
Everything @TSB TV. has said, I can corroborate with my 8 months of lived experience of Bengaluru.
Absolutely. You can this video to court.
@@TSBwashere I will 😆
Even Bengaluru weather is not good enough as they keep claiming! Needed AC in April! Last defence of Bengaluru citadel is overrun by an AC!
The one last hope...
Yes. You are the only person who is speaking the truth. The weather is not that great at all. Kerala and Hyderabad have much more chill days compared to boiling bangalore.
That's because the weather used to be good. Climate Change and all this unrestricted land development have completely screwed the climate of this city. That being said, I'd take bangalore weather over any other Tier 1 city in India any day of the week
@robertbeurre1825 absolutely, and also due to encroachment of lakes and tree cover ,the city has stopped receiving rains nowadays
Yeah, it's significantly hotter than it used to be in the past. But it's still not as terribly hot and humid as other cities also currently are.
Lived in Bangalore for 5 years. Don’t miss it one bit. Don’t miss the traffic, the dust, the rude people and expenses. Only decided to Iive there because I got fooled by the hype of Bangalore from social media and movies.
Exactly well said... It's over hyped place...
This is a master piece
3:12 Bold of you to assume someone actually planned to build this city
you should have talked about auto driver gangs too.
You're right. Unfortunately, I have signed a non-disclosure agreement with them in exchange for monthly free rides to the metro.
I've heard Bangalore autos don't use meter? I can't comprehend that. They scam you and you just let them?
This is the first video of yours that I watched and i loved it. Its too fuc**ng relatable.
Bangalore explained in 9 mins:
Literally it's the survival of the wallet FR
Richest people of Bangalore are the Owner of Water tank and pg owner 😂
I'm watching this in a cab from Airport to my home, and I can't say how much I love Bengaluru & listen to Kannada people. They are nice ❤
As a guy who has lived my whole childhood in delhi ncr, I currently am living in dehradhun and I can confirm places like these are much better than the big famous cities they're crowded, expensive, very westernized and polluted, they're peaceful and calmer (Here more people from delhi are seen than the locals they cause more pollution and crowds here)
wait till you come here in Delhi
everything here is high on pollution💀
People trying to destroy Bangalore 😂.... they destroyed their cities and states.... now here in Bangalore
You over estimate my powers, sire. A man can only do so much, locked in his ex-girlfriend's basement.
Oh shit, he has returned
The benchmark of "on point" 😂
now i get why why my dad got transfer.....
Bro is owner of humour 😂
Y'all remember how we used to draw house and road in our drawings as kid, the road ending at the doorstep of the house itself
Can positively say ive seen that stuff here
I am currently in Bangalore studying for fashion design with an allowance of 2k rs per week and let me say WHY TF IS GYM SOOO EXPENSIVE IN BANGALORE.
As someone born in bangalore, this is what a poor outsider who thinks bangalore is going to be cheap like his hometown, go back to your hometown, it's the migrants that came here and brought their culture with them, unclean pan walas, leaves so that bangalore can heal, covid was the best time, we got old bangalore feels, now it's back to horrible traffic and too many people.
You may be right, but I'm not an unclean pan waala (even though my mom treats me like one).
I'm much worse.
Couldn't agree more😂😂😂 I want to leave this city now, been here for last 1.5 years
One sec when did the smoker bangalore from apex legends have a whole IT SECTOR OF INDIA INSIDE
Chinese for anti-national 😂😂😂 nice bro
Opening a small sweet shop has a better opportunity than working in bigger companies
* Cries in corporate money *
Before starting a whole sweet shops business, try buying sweet from whole seller, if not sm wholeseller from outiside the city, then try selling your quality sourced sweet in your makeshift shop.
check which area will appreciate and welcome your business.
I also had planned this business model but then dropped the idea as i am lazy .
This is going to blowup ❤
Well well well (20k ) views in 😂 24 hours 🎉
Im a mysorean living in banglore
Idk what to say
That says it all.
You gave up the best dosa to come at the 3rd best dosa, that's what it says
The last time i visted Bangalore I was convinced that Bangalore was only city in its name but when in IRL its a shithole with cows walking around, people dont know how traffic light works, no lane discipline and our cars mirror was destroyed by a biker who overtake from left side.
Once a good city turned into absolute shithole. A for a city dubbed "Garden City" I don't found any garden expect for some random patch of landland having some trees and parks.
dil ki baat boldi bhai🥲
Soo..... Am I the only guy who's having a good time in Bangalore ?? 😅 Damn !!
Seems like you have broken the matrix, brother.
7:06 had me dying
Just let my intusive thoughts out :)
saar traffic 🚥
amazing story video, love from pune and kerala
Thanks a lot mate!
I was thinking to come banglore but now plan changed 😅😂
Haha! Give us a visit, but just tell me in advance.
as someone who lives in bangalore i can tell you that everything said in the video is 100% accurate
bro's dropping bangers
As a Bengalurian ,this hits hard 😂😂😂😂
HSR Layout is basically deathwish ☠💀
💀
I'm gonna give a thought about bangalore my dream city now😂😂😂😂
Even though you've told me in such great detail why I shouldnt come, I still will only because it has NLS
Man the only place i wanted to move to was bangalore
Now i have to rethink my life
You can still move.
(You simply can't get out. That's all.)
I once got stuck in bus for two hours in the traffic in that shithole
I mean, that's just any Indian metro city.In Bengaluru, atleast I don't need an AC in my room
Okay, so i might have to change my future plans !!
Wait, you guys have "future plans"?
@@TSBwashere Arre yaar...😟
we are in Bangalore itself😂
bro woke up and chose facts💀
btw very accurate animations !!!
Thank you! Yes, the sketchy artist's very good at sketching apparently.
I really want to thank covid when I came to work from home and realised how much unnecessary spending I was doing in blore. I switched jobs and took a permanent work from home, i live in my small town without any potholes :) I don't want to spend 1600 bucks to enter n exit my city just to reach airport. And needless to say all the problems you mentioned above. Hope more brainwashed folks realize this sooner. Some of my friends can't stop talking about how good blore is.
Wait until u get dengue and there are zero beds in any hospital to treat you
*The doctor said take these paracetamol and u will be fine 😅!
Damn, that's rough! Hope you are fine now.
I am so lucky to live in a small town and not a city!
Well, hope it stays this way since city folks are coming here in mass for experiencing the peaceful life and now the corporate giants eyes have caught the glimpse here!
We now already have 4 corporate shopping centre (like reliance trends, Style Bazzar, Cosmo Bazzar and Pri Mart) and many trees have been cut down to build structures for those city folks they can't live without (Hotels, flyovers, etc)!
Our small station (with three platform) which did it's job well and had a lot of trees and a beautiful garden surrounding it has gained the permission to become a model station (6-7 platforms) and the work is underway! All those trees are now cut down! One might say it's a necessary evil since it will pave way for more trains but we have a big station (New Coochbehar station) not more than 25 kilometres from here! It was totally unnecessary. Three platforms were more than enough and barely any trains run though it at night!
All I am saying is please city folks (that includes Bangalorians), don't come to small beautiful towns in order for a peaceful living and make it like your own! This town was so clean before 2018 but now it's dirty as hell!
I know it was off topic but my mind asked me to share it!
Wow this was frickin spot on 😂😂