Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear. Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”
7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world. for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene. The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.
Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.
13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.
I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry. I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
10:40 Yup. She's the spitting image of "Behind every 'Bless your heart' is a tiny little FU*K YOU!" EDIT: 11:00 He's the male version of this who smiles even when he's fuming mad which he always is for some reason, and the kids at Youth Camp call him Camp Counselor Short Shorts.
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
10:30 it's the way her smile is overly huge and fake, but she REALLY REALLY wants the smile to be genuine or else it would ruin the positive image she has of herself.
Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?
12:02 maybe they were in bikinis and doing that one yoga pose, downward dog?? And the lady was like “OH GOID HEAVENS, THESE PEOPLE ARE BARBARIANS” despite the fact that *she* was the barbaric one cause she literally attacked someone for stretching
5:08 is actually my post lmao. I made a video about me becoming this meme, it's hilarious! By the way, the guy who made the "Brutal 15 and already divorced" comment and I actually had a fun back and forth, it was all in good jest :)
Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear.
Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
Yes, the Koala, looks like but not actually a bear
I did not know koalas were so weird...
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Yeah I know, but aren't they called koala bears a lot?
@@AliciaMajo yeah, but it's not encouraged
damn, im aussie and i didn't know this
I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”
should’ve said giggidy giggidy
Diabolical
Fatality.
Ngl I would've said
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY
@@T0AoArts 💀
7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world.
for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene.
The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
What tf was God on when he made those johns
7:20 I love how it’s talking about koalas, but Australia’s national animal is actually a war-winning, bullet resistant, genocidal bird (The Emu).
Ah, the legendary Emu War.
Holy shit i went through so much PJSK brainrot that I thought emu was emu otori
Temu
how did we lose a war to birds?
bro machine guns against birds
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
*Petah here.
Why does Robin look like Elon's long lost brother?
He more or less look like Ed Sheeran and Elon had a somehow American child.
Yeah but he’s not a jerk
Ouch 😭😭
He could be, to be honest
This aligns perfectly with my Emkay fanfiction.
1:00 and here I thought he looked like a rejected Beetles member
I think he's the bassist of Mungo Jerry. I think it's from their music video of In the Summertime.
A song about drink driving and disrespecting women
0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.
Spiritomb?
@@SourAttmozHOLY SHIT POKÉMON REFERENCE
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAAGHH I LOVE SERPERIOR
@@SourAttmoz I LOVE LURANTIS
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAGH CATCHING EM ALL SUPREMACY
7:15 they are talking about Koalas. Around 80% of koalas have Chlamydia.
IS THAT SCORPION 5:33
Looks more like Mileena/Kitana with blonde/white hair.
9:08 he looks like he's planning to kidnap some tiny blue people
OH MY GOSH DUDE 💀💀
NO
NAH NOT GARGAMEL 😭
he does kinda look like Gargamel now that I'm seeing this XDDD
1:56 Teenaged Adam Sandler cosplaying as Pebbles from the Flintstones
8:42 His “house” looks more like a Futurist Tech Company than a residence
C&C2 BABY!!!!!
Agreed, or like some headquarters for a secret super hero alliance
Justin Bieber really likes his video games and so he got a house from the video game
Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂
One I thought of with the thumbnail picture “putting that much metal on yourself only makes you attractive to magnets”
Would be funny if piercings were made with magnetic metal. They're made from stainless steel, which isn't magnetic.
Stop roasting her. She looks already roasted enough. 😢
Her skin colours can't decide if it wants to look like dry, rubbery overcooked chicken or salmonella filled raw chicken
Nah i thought she was cute 😢😢
Jokes on you I think it looks good and I am not particularly into piercings.
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
Even if you do have fries, as long as you don't eat more than 3 per day, it's fine.
Bro y’all are so fat that ain’t even true it’s lacks any nutrients and is just calories
@@ceu160193Three per day? You better mean three fries lmao
@@sentienttapioca5409 Big mac + fries is standard meal for 1 time, and you usually eat 3 times a day, so it's fine.
You're saying if you only eat big macs and nothing else, that's not too bad? I guess if you only want to live to 26.
i once called someone "a disgruntled water bottle" 💀
Heellppp, what did they do to you?!😭😭😭
@@Itzdahcakelovah_1i misread that as "Heli-pop" like helicopter and lollipop together 💀
@@WaffleMaster0291wut
First girl has that Jimmy Neutron forehead
She tried the neutron style
But she couldn’t handle the Neutron style!
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable LATER, NI-
they did megamind dirty
Tweety ahh mf
7:07 "Can we get Slazo or somebody to chime in?"
Jack is still part of Emkay, right? Bc if he is, that was a slick burn.
4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.
robin kinda looks like the person a mom tells their young child to stop staring at
More like a child tells their mom to stop staring at the handsome man.
@@underwailer yeah he is quite sexy. perhaps even 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎
13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.
Tbf, the impala is a pretty cool car lol
Opposite bersion Inca and Zebra
*Version
5:21 Grimes looks like she getting ready to be in Mortal Kombat
That vibe you're getting from the strawberry blonde with the Starbucks coffee is very Stepford Wive's.
5:39 her eyebrows look like a frying pan
TRUEEEEEE
I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too
14:11 They look like a James Bond villain and their toady monologuing about their evil plot. XD
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
Me: sees the joke about one direction
*remembers that Liam Payne died YESTERDAY
7:29 Not the Roblox shaggy 😭😭
Nahhh💀💀💀
@@JaceCruz-ux7icHelp I forgot I commented this...
Edit: Nice pfp though 👍👍
11:48 she looks like if an experienced photoshopper tried to make a Lego girl irl first try
5:18 Whoa, wasn't expecting MK1 character leaks here
"They legit canonized a genderbent Khrome?" (Adding to the joke)
I don’t get it
8:38 nah, I give him props. Even being as hated that house is fucking cool.
Very Frutiger Aero one could say.
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry.
I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
When someone reads r/rareinsults they turn into r/commoninsults because of instagram....
Instagram comments are just offensive, no creativity. The most creative insult is the n word.
9:00 1800s chimney cleaner
Funnier than the comment on the vid
Amazing roast, you should be on that.
3:03 bro looks like a hairy potter professor
He sure be hairy
The main antagonist is The Mullet
Is it just me, or does the woodchuck dude look like Gargamel from The Smurfs. I can't unsee this. 😂😂😅
14:33 This is the embodiment of the jelly artstyle.
The girl in the thumbnail definitely fell into grandma's sewing drawer.
10:56 og vid: "Cringy Conservative Tiktoker has the WORST Takes" - Funky Frog Bait
14:38 Whose pincushion is this?
10:40 Yup. She's the spitting image of "Behind every 'Bless your heart' is a tiny little FU*K YOU!"
EDIT: 11:00 He's the male version of this who smiles even when he's fuming mad which he always is for some reason, and the kids at Youth Camp call him Camp Counselor Short Shorts.
1:24 nah, we have 39.
Lies lies lies.we dont need any more bs from uk.
7:38 roblox shaggy hair 20% finished
The guy at 2:16 looks like he could from bobs burgers
9:12 bro looks like he about to catch some smurfs with his little orange cat
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was about to say “What’s wrong with Minnesota!?”
But then I took a second and realized, actually that’s very accurate. Like VERY Accurate.
10:59 funky frog bait mentioned🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
I try not to mock people unless they really deserve it. So I'm basically mocking everyone all the time.
spongebob please take the abrasive side off, we miss you
@@mikadosannoji553 there is no more sponge! Only Abrasive!
Every time I see a video like this, it makes my day better. Thank you.
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
Bro justin beibers house looks like what I imagine tony starks 50th house looking. The only difference is the fictional man has talent.
That 1D comment was almost foreshadowing...
8:49 looks like a vegan Hot Dog kept in the fire too long💀💀( I speak from experience)
the woman on the thumbnail is a riot at airport security
2:44 He has consumed so many preservatives that over 40% of his body is made up of preservatives, effectively making him immortal.
Someone tried to get a facelift past around 40 years old. 0:36
14:33 why do people do this to themselves and think they look cutr
6:40
Without carbon, none of this would exist.
I love the "Bravo, I hate you"
12:01 jaw stretches
8:07 he looks like the news guy from monsters vrs aliens.
the second one. i think i peed while laughing
You sound like you pee upside down
8:19 As someone who has played Red Alert 3, i could not stop laughing.
1:57 Why he got the face and hair of the little girl obsessed with unicorns from Despicable Me?
9:13 looks like the guy who stole the smurfs
Ahh yes Garmel.
10:47 She looks like a purge mask
5:14 my computer had a wierd crash , it was sounding like a bsod but it went back to normal
7:19 You were right with the second guess; it’s the koala, aka the most smooth brained terrestrial animal.
Love the pfp
13:57 I can not explain why but this had me cackling for a very long time
10:59 aint that the dude who is trying to pass project 2025?
Itis one of the dudes, yeah His name escapes me for the moment, but he was behind that horrible conservative dating app, The Right Side.
11:08 I RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON! THAT IS A FUNKYFROG VIDEO!!!!😂
My eyes were assaulted at 6:50
15:07 isn’t that DollyFlesh?
6:15 he looks like if sephiroth became a mumble rapper that's says the N word every another word.
The fact that this sentence almost perfectly describes the actual person on the photo...
4:07 i didnt know reddit allowed pictures and or mentions of pornhub, well you learn something new everyday
0:35 why does her face look likes its meant to have those weird angled evil eyes?
10:30 it's the way her smile is overly huge and fake, but she REALLY REALLY wants the smile to be genuine or else it would ruin the positive image she has of herself.
6:12 Guy looks like a background character for guitar hero
17:05 PEAKVANGELION 🔥
4:16 that guy is built like he's a gears of war cog soldier
Joe Swanson bruv
Again I love the dark background
7:44 yo! Is that black gryph0n
8:22 started throwing stones as you both live in glass houses 😭
Robin, just because you never played Final Fantasy doesn't make you less of a gamer! ;w;
Oh, hey. Is that FunkyFrog I see? 11:06
funkyfrogbait!!!
9:47 Yeah, and sometimes it's the opposite. For new jersey people, it's "you can afford to own your own house? Get a load of Mr. Money over here."
Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?
Watching this 4 months late while eating graham crackers and milk, I’m kinda tired of the taste of the milk. Also you get a brownie of approval
9:12 He looks like the real life Little Critter.
Don't insult Little critter like that.
BRO THATS DANIEL LARSON WHY U BULLY HIM HIS LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH 😢
bro that’s daniel larson why are u bullying him his life is hard enough 😢
don’t bully daniel larson if u learn about his life youll know how bad it is😢
that’s Daniel Larson watch videos about him
11:48 Looks like a terminator with a thin skinsuit. You can still see the inner workings of the jaw mechanism.
Day 1918 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I was like “yeah right he has been doing this for 1900 days” and then i clicked on him and HOLY SHIt he has been DOING THIS FOR 1900 DAYS
@@ThenP7- what is up with your pfp
7:42 I named this one… Zoinks!
Can you make another ten hour video it was entertaining
12:18 it’s a hitler lookalike joke no one clearly got
Ah yes
"Lady slowly goes nuts"
0:01:00 music video from 1970 Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime
H
12:02 maybe they were in bikinis and doing that one yoga pose, downward dog??
And the lady was like “OH GOID HEAVENS, THESE PEOPLE ARE BARBARIANS” despite the fact that *she* was the barbaric one cause she literally attacked someone for stretching
no views 39 seconds 3.21mil subs bro fell off
shut the skibidi up
ITS BEEN THREE MINUTES CHILL
4 years and 288 subs? Bro fell off.
39 minutes 4 likes bro fell off
Argc cro bgny gu ugaak waa ngtc bwzzlc
5:08 is actually my post lmao. I made a video about me becoming this meme, it's hilarious! By the way, the guy who made the "Brutal 15 and already divorced" comment and I actually had a fun back and forth, it was all in good jest :)