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Hey! About the Australian mascot, I'm pretty sure they're talking about the Koala bear.
Koalas have pretty insanely smooth brains, they're famously riddled with Chlamydia and eat only eucalyptus, however eucalyptus is poisonous, which is why the baby koalas need to eat their mother's fecal pap, so that they can also eat poison leaves when they're grown, and not die.
Yes, the Koala, looks like but not actually a bear
I did not know koalas were so weird...
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Yeah I know, but aren't they called koala bears a lot?
@@AliciaMajo yeah, but it's not encouraged
damn, im aussie and i didn't know this
Why does Robin look like Elon's long lost brother?
He more or less look like Ed Sheeran and Elon had a somehow American child.
Yeah but he’s not a jerk
Ouch 😭😭
He could be, to be honest
This aligns perfectly with my Emkay fanfiction.
I remember one time a girl was trash talking me and she had a big chin, my friend then proceeded to intervene before she shoved me and said “Your gonna push him into infinity and beyond!”
thats foul! i love it!
should’ve said giggidy giggidy
Diabolical
Fatality.
Ngl I would've said
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY
7:10 lol yes they’re talking about the koala, aka the worst animal in the world.
for context, they would rather starve to death than eat the ONLY leaf species they eat (which is also toxic & give very low energy in comparison to energy to digest) if it’s off the branch. they can’t recognise the only food they eat when it’s not. on. a. branch. also, as the leaves are poisonous, baby koalas eat their mothers poop to get the correct ‘good stuff’ (can’t remember what it was exactly) so they can properly digest their poisonous food, mother nature truly fucked up when it came to them.
Mother nature tried to course correct too many times. Especially with the "oh wait, dammit, the babies can't eat it? Guess mom's poop will have to do."
And yet _somehow_ those of their ancestors who had all those traits were more successful at reproduction than those who didn't, so it had to have been an advantage at some point. Maybe before humans wiped out most of the megafauna and altered the climate on the continent in the pleistocene.
The poop eating as babies isn't that weird, other herbivores do it too to some degree, like horses, elephants, kangaroos... It helps them get the necessary bacteria for digestion faster.
The only w that they have is that they would never abandon their joeys and there are some cases where adult koalas adopted joeys that aren't even theirs
I mean if you were on a continent riddled and surrounded with creatures that not even Dr Suess on Adderall and a post apocalyptic hyper fixation could come up with something that makes pandas not look super pathetic is a breath of fresh air.
What tf was God on when he made those johns
One I thought of with the thumbnail picture “putting that much metal on yourself only makes you attractive to magnets”
Would be funny if piercings were made with magnetic metal. They're made from stainless steel, which isn't magnetic.
Stop roasting her. She looks already roasted enough. 😢
Her skin colours can't decide if it wants to look like dry, rubbery overcooked chicken or salmonella filled raw chicken
Nah i thought she was cute 😢😢
Jokes on you I think it looks good and I am not particularly into piercings.
Koalas are the chlamydia riddled, smooth brained reps of our country, and they do a damn good job for a mascot who doesn't recognise its own food source if it's not on the tree thank you very much!
7:20 I love how it’s talking about koalas, but Australia’s national animal is actually a war-winning, bullet resistant, genocidal bird (The Emu).
Ah, the legendary Emu War.
First girl has that Jimmy Neutron forehead
She tried the neutron style
But she couldn’t handle the Neutron style!
@@CorlenoftheRoundTable LATER, NI-
they did megamind dirty
Tweety ahh mf
0:29 looks like 100 people's face were merged together but they're only 36 of the godmother from shrek, 52 the wicked witch of the west, and the rest are normal looking men.
Spiritomb?
@@Attmoz-PhereHOLY SHIT POKÉMON REFERENCE
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAAGHH I LOVE SERPERIOR
@@Attmoz-Phere I LOVE LURANTIS
@@GetLurantisd RAAAAGH CATCHING EM ALL SUPREMACY
i once called someone "a disgruntled water bottle" 💀
Heellppp, what did they do to you?!😭😭😭
@@Itzdahcakelovah_1i misread that as "Heli-pop" like helicopter and lollipop together 💀
7:15 they are talking about Koalas. Around 80% of koalas have Chlamydia.
IS THAT SCORPION 5:33
Looks more like Mileena/Kitana with blonde/white hair.
a rare insult i heard today was 'if you were any more in bread you'd be a sandwich'
Damn
@@Mustardpacket yeah it’s one I heard from a friend to another friend 💀
godDAMN what happened for that person to think of such a vile sentence?!
@@Feral_cockroach121 nothing it’s just our dinamic
it’s either I don’t get it or I can’t read
9:08 he looks like he's planning to kidnap some tiny blue people
OH MY GOSH DUDE 💀💀
8:42 His “house” looks more like a Futurist Tech Company than a residence
C&C2 BABY!!!!!
Agreed, or like some headquarters for a secret super hero alliance
Justin Bieber really likes his video games and so he got a house from the video game
Big Macs aren't super healthy but if you don't add anything extra and just eat the burger, no fries or soda...its not that bad for you all things considered
Even if you do have fries, as long as you don't eat more than 3 per day, it's fine.
Bro y’all are so fat that ain’t even true it’s lacks any nutrients and is just calories
@@ceu160193Three per day? You better mean three fries lmao
@@sentienttapioca5409 Big mac + fries is standard meal for 1 time, and you usually eat 3 times a day, so it's fine.
You're saying if you only eat big macs and nothing else, that's not too bad? I guess if you only want to live to 26.
1:56 Teenaged Adam Sandler cosplaying as Pebbles from the Flintstones
robin kinda looks like the person a mom tells their young child to stop staring at
More like a child tells their mom to stop staring at the handsome man.
@@underwailer yeah he is quite sexy. perhaps even 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎
7:07 "Can we get Slazo or somebody to chime in?"
Jack is still part of Emkay, right? Bc if he is, that was a slick burn.
Lol! I'm the OP of the "asking you how much wood he can chuck" r/rareinsults post! This is the second video I've seen that features it. Thanks for using it! 😂
5:39 her eyebrows look like a frying pan
TRUEEEEEE
4:54 BRO... Imagine getting called out by your Dentist for being a terrible gamer... You go there for a checkup and get Roasted in the mean time... WHY were my dentists not this cool.
7:29 Not the Roblox shaggy 😭😭
Nahhh💀💀💀
@@JaceCruz-ux7icHelp I forgot I commented this...
Edit: Nice pfp though 👍👍
That vibe you're getting from the strawberry blonde with the Starbucks coffee is very Stepford Wive's.
13:02 Just like the Aztec, the Impala from Supernatural was the vibe for a while. Everyone wanted that car and the vintage ones would be bought up and refurbished.
Tbf, the impala is a pretty cool car lol
Opposite bersion Inca and Zebra
*Version
When someone reads r/rareinsults they turn into r/commoninsults because of instagram....
Instagram comments are just offensive, no creativity. The most creative insult is the n word.
5:21 Grimes looks like she getting ready to be in Mortal Kombat
5:18 Whoa, wasn't expecting MK1 character leaks here
"They legit canonized a genderbent Khrome?" (Adding to the joke)
I don’t get it
The girl in the thumbnail definitely fell into grandma's sewing drawer.
14:11 They look like a James Bond villain and their toady monologuing about their evil plot. XD
14:38 Whose pincushion is this?
I try not to mock people unless they really deserve it. So I'm basically mocking everyone all the time.
spongebob please take the abrasive side off, we miss you
@@mikadosannoji553 there is no more sponge! Only Abrasive!
the woman on the thumbnail is a riot at airport security
9:12 bro looks like he about to catch some smurfs with his little orange cat
Is it just me, or does the woodchuck dude look like Gargamel from The Smurfs. I can't unsee this. 😂😂😅
12:19: Reminds me of a bit from X Factor. "A lot of people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not for everyone." "That's why you use autotune and I don't"
the second one. i think i peed while laughing
You sound like you pee upside down
6:12 Guy looks like a background character for guitar hero
Someone tried to get a facelift past around 40 years old. 0:36
I've met Gabriel Brown(aka Black Gryphon), only briefly but he's such a nice guy. He's a goofy, fun loving, and outgoing person. Gorgeous voice and a really good impressionist, cute too
14:33 One magnet and she's cooked
1:57 Why he got the face and hair of the little girl obsessed with unicorns from Despicable Me?
I was about to say “What’s wrong with Minnesota!?”
But then I took a second and realized, actually that’s very accurate. Like VERY Accurate.
7:19 You were right with the second guess; it’s the koala, aka the most smooth brained terrestrial animal.
My eyes were assaulted at 6:50
6:40
Without carbon, none of this would exist.
15:10
people who dont know: 😂
people who know: 💀
8:22 started throwing stones as you both live in glass houses 😭
9:47 Yeah, and sometimes it's the opposite. For new jersey people, it's "you can afford to own your own house? Get a load of Mr. Money over here."
8:59 bro was the wolf in the three little pigs 💀
6:49 Bro got violated💀
I don't know why but Robin's pocket sh*t keeps open wider and wider, might be the fact that he always looks at sub like mildlyinfuriating but the more I watch, the more unhinge he becomes
I know the most isolated place
Start in Anchorage Alaska
Fly to Nikolai Alaska
Then take a 12hr boat ride to a place known as salmon river the largest permanent building is an out house to use the bathroom, there are a couple of tents here and there is no cell service
Can't call or text
No tv cause there is no power
No radio
But it is a good fish spot
This stuck with me. Over 30 years ago I was listening to the radio and some of the DJ's between songs started to chat about hot women athletes. One of them said Martina Navratilova. After radio silence for a second or two..one of them said...."really?" and the fellow who mentioned it said, "well...she has a nice body" and the other guy said... "So does Secretariat!!" Their roar matched mine.
8:47 the first thing I thought was “were you cleaning the chimney before this?” 😭
That image of the bassist who looks like one of the ogre hunters from Shrek is from the music video for the song In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry.
I love the sentence "Without women, you would just be part of another load flushed down the toilet." But to retort, without women, whoever invented the toilet would never have been born. Also, Koala bears (which are not real bears, as they're marsupials) do indeed have smooth brains, are frequent carriers of chlamydia, and eat only poisonous eucalyptus leaves. Also, the whole smooth brain thing isn't just an anatomical feature. It's also a statement on how dumb they are. You could take eucalyptus leaves off a tree branch and put them onto a plate, right in front of a Koala, set the plate down in front of the Koala, and it would not recognize the leaves as food.
8:19 As someone who has played Red Alert 3, i could not stop laughing.
I remember one time I went to McDonald's and this one guy was eating 3 Big Macs in one meal with a large fry and drink. I can't imagine how you get that hungry or would want to eat that much.
10:47 She looks like a purge mask
it's a good day when robin's narrating
14:10 every duo has a circle on a rectangle, and a rectangle on a circle
9:14 I’m so glad Robin has seen the absolute masterpiece that is Hundreds of Beavers!
THATS DANIEL LARSON DONT BULLY HIM U NPC
4:16 that guy is built like he's a gears of war cog soldier
Joe Swanson bruv
10:06 Aquaman is actually a famous buyer of beach homes.
9:35 - Nah, sounds like he killed of the 'rents and has taken everything they owned.
2:05 When mom makes you wear your hair like the daughter she never had.
7:59 "seems like a nice guy"
oh. oh no...
''m'lady'' *''tips fedora''*
Day 1918 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I was like “yeah right he has been doing this for 1900 days” and then i clicked on him and HOLY SHIt he has been DOING THIS FOR 1900 DAYS
@@ThenP7- what is up with your pfp
4:11 Man's face looks like the iron giant
8:20 Tf is that, Mega Tower Assault?
8:29 that house literally looks like my friend's Minecraft base
7:42 I named this one… Zoinks!
3:05 Goddamn bro eats a Big Mac a day and still has fucking fabulous hair
Big Mac Man out here still gettin it.. meanwhile Morgan Spurlock is R.I.P. not saying McDonalds should somehow capitalize on this.. but hey this is America!
I was once told i was built like a dense liquid. Best one ever.
2:45 dude he looks like someone took hair from a cute nerdy girl in a school anime and slapped it onto a 50 year old white man
15:06 Oh no, I think I recognize this guy...
Yeah pretty sure he's the guy who gets weird with clay and animals
@@danteglory95 he killed 3 hamsters with really, really painful ways
9:10 hundreds of beavers mention
10:59 aint that the dude who is trying to pass project 2025?
Itis one of the dudes, yeah His name escapes me for the moment, but he was behind that horrible conservative dating app, The Right Side.
I can't help but growing my teeth I have seizures but thanks for the thought.
3:55 bro looks like a more walleyed version of me :,(
2:17 he may be an air pod, but I bet he knows the difference between "your" and "you're" 😂
i shit on people for using words wrong, just not to any real person. that's just cringy. good lusk out there 😊!
That tanned (almost burnt) girl literally looks like the crispy toast my sister made.
11:49 she looks like if a humanized seagull and lord farquad had a baby and they gave it diesel instead of milk 💀
8:17
Being an avid Command & Conquer fan, this insult is 100% accurate
Also, shout-out to Scorched Earth.
Robin looks like that guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot years after he graduates trying to "pick up some strange".
Again I love the dark background
6:15 he looks like if sephiroth became a mumble rapper that's says the N word every another word.
The fact that this sentence almost perfectly describes the actual person on the photo...
Australia’s “mascot” is the Koala, the Koala population has an epidemic of chlamydia. Thats what the post is talking about.
I saw one insult on an instagram comments section
“You look easy to draw”
You had to be there
Can you really get an indecent exposure charge when the report says you were orderly dressed??? How does a woman assault someone by stretching in a bathing suit?
7:44 yo! Is that black gryph0n
The funniest part of rare insults is how they are always accurate
Bieber’s house looks more like an observatory than a house.
that last one wasnt an insult. that was 1st degree murder by words.
The bassist looks like rejected fifth Beatles members rolled into one.
Ah yes
"Lady slowly goes nuts"
14:42 That's John Burke, and he's a legend.
Drake the type of guy to play morning mood when he wakes up
7:45 As much as I love Gabriel, this is accurate 😂
11:08 I RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON! THAT IS A FUNKYFROG VIDEO!!!!😂
I never thought I'd say the following words:
In defense of Justin Bieber:
Who wouldn't want to live inside something from a 90s Si-Fi game? It looks like the lair of a super villain. I would go live in there.