@@valent617 I was working on the map on my laptop thinking "how could I make the resort room awful" and had the insanely funny idea of putting 3 Oshiros in the room
Cosmic Column mapper here Love how you played the free checkpoint and then just left when Badeline told you to turn back lmao The map didn't really fit the vibe of the video anyway so it's honestly probably for the best - it's one of a few that actually fit the description you gave at the start rather than just 'shitty' (definitely not biased)
Nooooo 😭 He played the wrong maps on the corn collab. I wanted him to play my map specifically... Oh well, I still appreciate that you took my apply. Nice video!
@@valent617 It's alright, thanks! You could play it for best maps video, if you think it's good. (by the way, if you have trouble finding it on the lobby, it's on the far left)
@@iambad yeah I was pretty surprised to see that Cosmic Column made it in but I guess it makes sense given what this video was supposed to be rather than what it ended up as
@@valent617 I cooked the mixture of dashless gameplay + feather that lasts a really long time, bouncy spikes were a malicious addition from a 3rd party
That sschnitzell guy sure sounds hot. I feel it's worth mentioning, I didn't recommend the map "reator_ultra_coner_boosts_are_fun_ultra_c" I recommended summit ballsside. I guess it's valent messing with us like usual, damn.
4:26 my son died and this was the last thing we found on his computer screen we believe that his death is partly your fault and would like to inform you that we will be suing you for 1 bazillion dollars.
if you want an extended game experience, you should go for the golden berry on spring collab autumn (its not impossible, feel free to savestate / debug teleport if youve done a part before)
So a couple weeks ago i sent my discord server and aptly titled questionable celeste google form where i asked for zany/quirky/wacky celeste mod. keep in time throughout the duration of this video that nowhere in this form did i use the adjective "shitty". This is not my fault. I did this because I trusted my subscribers and thought to myself "Surely they would knowingly send me travesties" "Surely they wouldnt give me a bad gaming experience"
damn, my cursed map didn't make it in. it even has "cursed" in the name u_u,. Tho tbf, it's mostly known for its full clear golden rather than its casual experience.
i plugged discord like 5 times in this video you gotta join you gottttta:
discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z
ok then XD
Hi! I made the hit map you played in this video, "Big Balls", and I would like to formally apologize for any form of brain damage I may have caused 🙏
what traumatic childhood event influenced the 3 Oshiros
(good map)
@@valent617 I was working on the map on my laptop thinking "how could I make the resort room awful" and had the insanely funny idea of putting 3 Oshiros in the room
Make Small Balls imo
I'm the real Spamton.G.Spamton not this [50% off dollar store] ripoff
when are you making the sequel big boobs (the good version)
I love how this man refused to do jelly neutrals and instead took like 10 min to climb that one wall.
i forgot i could do that. oh my god
That jumpscare made me poop my current pair of pants and all of my other pants
please warn us next time
forgot the jumpscare warning :(
LOLL my name is abigail and i heard the "i just want abigail to love me" and i was so thrown off for a second
thay mnight be my fault tbh
He loves you
Cosmic Column mapper here
Love how you played the free checkpoint and then just left when Badeline told you to turn back lmao
The map didn't really fit the vibe of the video anyway so it's honestly probably for the best - it's one of a few that actually fit the description you gave at the start rather than just 'shitty' (definitely not biased)
I played some more of it off recording and it was super fun! good stuff
20:23 "there better be something good here!"
3 seekers:
That drake mouse image is like Chinese water torture, you never know when the next one will come, but rest assured it will come
its genuinely impressive how you managed to play source and walk into the two hardest rooms that you could in a row
52:41 extremely scary jump scare
i actually had a heart attack, pls give a warning valent
sowy
in this episode, valent exploits our great ideas for his monetary gain, yk im starting to sense a pattern of alot of exploiting
clearly you havent watched the stardew videos this is par for the course
@@valent617 par for what exploiting 👿
finally valent plays all those random quirky celeste maps that keep getting recommend to me on youtube
when your super epic skin mod gets the reaction of "when did i get this skin"
i genuinely did not know
@@valent617 i mean does it even matter when it was clearly the best mod in the whole video
You can't hide your pregnancy from us
I hate autocorrect I meant gregnacy
oh
huge day for the valent celeste community
also i found it funny that when i tried to type “valent” my phone autocorrected it to valentines
common autocorrect L
Maybe its a sign
The OWO room was made because I didn't know how to change the checkpoint and I had nothing to put there and my sister was in my room being a cat.
pumber 3 when
@@valent617 I shouldn't but I will
This reminds me of Madeline Votes in the 2022 Nauruan Parliamentary Election. Also Pinb-
i have never had more respect for a person ever after seeing you do all of springcollab.autumn.bin
The plot twist is that he submitted all the maps for his capitalistic urges
Nooooo 😭 He played the wrong maps on the corn collab. I wanted him to play my map specifically... Oh well, I still appreciate that you took my apply. Nice video!
i hope you saw my message in the intro card for it i didnt read the quote until after i didnt see im acc sorry thats my b
@@valent617 It's alright, thanks! You could play it for best maps video, if you think it's good. (by the way, if you have trouble finding it on the lobby, it's on the far left)
Never trust us, we’re the ones who rewarded you with views for playing this torturous game
0:54 2C did not succumb
YES I FOUND THIS COMMENT
31:21 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BEAT DROP
just wait like 400 hours and the spike things unload :3 (i love ur vids btw)
when the youtuber flashes a funny image on the screen for 0.25 seconds!!!
glad you played my map pumber 2, sad that you didn't enjoy my love for green springs.
The king is back with peak as always. As I’ve said before, never stop posting, you will one day get the recognition you deserve
i want to marry sometimes superdash collab
Yes! Together we are Celeste!
30:30 im glad to have my horrid collab in this video
that collab is peak wdym
@@valent617 I also did make the song in feces type gameplay it's called fard step
THIS MAN DOES NOT HAVE A DISCORD ITS A SCAM THEY FORCED ME TO GIVE THEM MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
Oh whoops actually that was my bank never mind
fake news fake news nuh uh
@@valent617Chronically online
I'm glad 9B is still fun these days lol 😭 ty for playing
the best celeste youtuber
Some of these maps were shitposts, but some are actually pretty fun
yeah, Cosmic Column is excellent. Also the one that was a karoshi map with a dda room as an intro looked neat.
@@iambad yeah I was pretty surprised to see that Cosmic Column made it in but I guess it makes sense given what this video was supposed to be rather than what it ended up as
ong
0:32 Stymph's attempt to make everyone stop calling her cute
0:58 was NOT expecting the omori music lmfao
omori jumpscare
@@valent617 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
or hotline miami at 7:05
i got jumpscared by it and had just a huge wave of emotion come over me all the sudden
52:40 guys watch out theres a jumpscare
That was the next step. You knew that would happen.
The feather room in EXTREME SUSSY PROLOGUE is arguably my fault
why did you do that.
@@valent617 I cooked the mixture of dashless gameplay + feather that lasts a really long time, bouncy spikes were a malicious addition from a 3rd party
Valent never fails to tickle our balls with their shoelace
I remember goldening 1/2-trollside, best thing ever
but why
@@valent617 once you know the trolls it becomes more of how good you are
That sschnitzell guy sure sounds hot.
I feel it's worth mentioning, I didn't recommend the map "reator_ultra_coner_boosts_are_fun_ultra_c"
I recommended summit ballsside.
I guess it's valent messing with us like usual, damn.
oh uh oh I might have messed some of those up sorry
thanks for submission tho summit ball side was funy
I got this video in my feed.
I felt deja vu.
I realized this vid have my like on it.
Rewatch it anyway because this vid is great.
babe wake up valent upload
4:26 my son died and this was the last thing we found on his computer screen we believe that his death is partly your fault and would like to inform you that we will be suing you for 1 bazillion dollars.
hello luckily my networth is 2 bazillion dollars your threat is meaningless to me
Just fyi the trollsides full version has been out for about 18 days now.
i am so glad the person submitted only the demo
WAIT you made the mod im not saying its bad im just bad with rage games
@@valent617 LMAO THE INSTANT REGRET
@@valent617 just to let you know I'm not mad I understand troll maps are not for everyone lol
if you want an extended game experience, you should go for the golden berry on spring collab autumn (its not impossible, feel free to savestate / debug teleport if youve done a part before)
thats gotta be tier X
4:25 OMGG AHHHHHHHHHH AMONG US JUMSCARE
SORRY
12:35 worst? o_O that was one of my fav maps in sj, lol
fair enough to each their own W differing opinions
1:20
lmfao OMORI actually fits here
new celeste vid dropped
(if you're getting burnt out from it, feel free to take a break dude)
thank u will do
@@valent617 do grandmaster lobby in sj
Before watching this, I really want crystal garden to show up in here
im not that built different
@valent617 you didn't have to beat it, really just wanted someone to send you it (it'd be funny)
You have successfully demonstrated your aptitude for banana cat. I would offer a reward but I am a broke college student. 👍
i would accept the reward but my channel is not monetized
@@valent617 tragic
should I include valent in my programming class final project or my english final project
both instant A
hi wali :3
@@taguspt3355 hi violtron :3 (the only time i will ever willingly :3)
@@waligooli I hope not :333333
TLDR, He did not like the maps very much
HOLY SHIT! HOUR LONG VALENT CELESTE VIDEO?!?!?! I’M PROCRASTINATING STUDYING JUST TO WATCH THIS FOR SURE!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Also thanks for playing my map :)
someone shouldve made venus from lxvi into its own seperate mod and submitted it
funny story I wouldn't have touched that one
@@valent617 i bet you wouldve had a great time
So a couple weeks ago i sent my discord server and aptly titled questionable celeste google form where i asked for zany/quirky/wacky celeste mod. keep in time throughout the duration of this video that nowhere in this form did i use the adjective "shitty". This is not my fault. I did this because I trusted my subscribers and thought to myself "Surely they would knowingly send me travesties" "Surely they wouldnt give me a bad gaming experience"
yes.
"I hate climbing walls, celeste 2 ruined it form me"
17:55 Funniest troll mod ever honestly.
54:40 yes but have you really been far even as decided to use and go want to do look more like?
no
@valent617 ok
Good luck though 🙂👍
You are forgiven for the crime of eating cats
as soon as he said femboy, i liked the vid, thats the values now. im downloading everest now, just for this
i will note that for later videos
1:10 Lore accurate omori stairs
29:47 Size 2 is real
It's okay Valent. It's a character development we all have to take when we realise too much crack is indeed bad.
-sincerely Uel
valent i will consider joining the discord when gm lobby completion comes out i know you want the berries and i know you need sj closure
11:44 The dash crystal can also be collected if you have low stamina, which you did, so madeline grabbed it to regain her stamina, and then you dashed
ohhhhhhh im a grandmaster i should know this
conglaturations
Do you edit your videos and voice over them or do you just have godly timing?
i edit/voice over im not actually that funny
@@valent617 still hilarious, I was just confused cause you can hear the button presses but then the timing was immaculate
Submitting dashless plus for best Celeste mods
idk why your videos appear to me but I love them
Rewatching the video and top quote is "Now I'm a femboy with a gun, just as the founding fathers intended"
ur welcome for the plug
goat behavior
ima be fr this is hella entertaining
u got urself a sub and a like
keep going on that grind valent
the grind never stops
@@valent617 u should do dashless+ golden berry >:)
Huge more Celeste YIPPEE
This is my new favorite kind of brainrot, the commentary is golden
oh god am i a brainrot creator now
Summit downside if it was good
impossible :\
its always been good wdym
This entire video was absolute PEAK ngl
Amazing funny video as always
"I could be developing a skill right now"
Where was the SkillShare sponsor right after 🥺
need a sponsor to pay off the gambling debt ASAP
8:54 Finally! "Spinners!"
i didnt notice that!
Very amazing video as always👍
omg valent celeste video
The most underrated TH-camr ever
someone please send him 5b funnier version (it has ~2 hours of bouncing on a seeker to cross a room)
i shan't be playing that one
If you love tech spam why don’t you silver it????
LMAO
What collour is your tip big man
???????
1:43 realllllll
1:01 why is final duet playing 😭
As a Limbus Company player seeing Gregnant in the end was a fucking flashbang holy kim ji-hoon
Its probably very unrelated to Limbus Company but still
guys i think he might have the farewell golden not sure tho
hey did you know i got farewell golden
@@valent617 no way dude that’s crazy
@@twigziybut does he have a CREATOR POINT?
the hotline miami music in farewell map
....no but when is the "Madeline gets her backpack by opening the gate : the movie" with your commentary and its unedited tho?
doesnt the gate take 8 hours to open uh oh
@@valent617 :)
Wait so what happened at 10:28? Is that a Virus or how does that happen?.
not even worrying about it
Is this valent?
hey cutie i would never kill your brother
No, this is Patrick
Sans undertale??
I just started celeste, just beat the summit for the first time. HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT???
too many hours :(
@@valent617 guess I got my work cut out for me lol
There was no Playable Credits B-Side by NeoKat in this video :(
damn, my cursed map didn't make it in. it even has "cursed" in the name u_u,. Tho tbf, it's mostly known for its full clear golden rather than its casual experience.
also tragic that no one sent the fishing map. tho tbf, that was also pretty good.
nevermind, the fishing map is real. victory for fish!
you have a new collab for your birthday, but apparently it was delayed, go check it out
YOO new valent upload go brr