Beating room 3 after six hours in one sitting, sounding like you just fought in a war, and then proceeding to go back to farewell immediately was a massive blunder ngl
Oh, but this is a hobby. There are many people out here in the world who torture themselves and call it a hobby. There's nothing shameful about being a masochist.
Normally your Celeste Mod playthrough videos show me cool mods and inspire me to complete difficult levels. I absolutely won't be doing that this time :D have fun with dashless+ lol
Why are you so relatable ??? "I need to take it slow" (doesn't take it slow, suffer the consequences, still doesn't take it slow) "So basically I'm not learning my lesson AND I'm lazy" (dies at something) (manages to do it consistently) "Oh it's fine I can do it now." (suddenly can't do it a single time for the following 30 minutes) 5:25 me during Double Golden: Subpixels...
Farewell golden soon :clueless: also I love your videos and I know the pain of getting FWG on a mackbook LMAO I did it fully with lap cam BEFORE you made it cool :3
Love seeing the same ceiling pop tutorial vid I watched. Love ParrotDash This video is such a scam, you died at 19:55 but didn’t clear a dashless+ room
join the discord to laugh at my ineptitude: discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z
Valent I need more content PLEASE
do this with moonberry now
now do dashless+ but every time you die you best farewell
LMAO soon
and then every farewell death you have to do dashless+
@@nataliexists and then every dashless+ death you have to do farewell
and then every farewell death you have to do dashless+
And then every dashless+ death you have to beat farewell
this is what badeline was trying to ultimately prevent in chapter 2
SHE WAS TALKING TO US WHEN SHE SAID "YOU *ARENT* A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER"
Beating room 3 after six hours in one sitting, sounding like you just fought in a war, and then proceeding to go back to farewell immediately was a massive blunder ngl
looking back on it... that might have been my bad
“i’m gonna be so proud when i upload this video and it’s gonna be just the farewell playthrough with the two dashless+ rooms. it’s gonna be sick” dies
SRTOP
Madeline tripped on a rock it wasn't his fault
twice
@@valent617 your comedic timing is impeccable. you should continue jinxing it.
@@SmileyFriesGamingyeah. on space. tripped. trust
Oh, but this is a hobby. There are many people out here in the world who torture themselves and call it a hobby. There's nothing shameful about being a masochist.
I should try stamp collecting
next video: i spent 1000 hours beating the worlds hardest stamp
"in any of the maps usually reconciliation isn't that bad so i'll play through-" *dashless+ jumpscare*
mark plier reference
glad you learned so much from my map! banger!
omg dashless+ creator!! we have beef.
DASHLESSPLUS
IT'S THE DASHLESSPLUSSY GUY
"Decent celeste player"
_tries farewell golden_
legend says that if you die in the golden room then ash baby will save you but only if you beat the entirety of dashless plus in 7 frames flat
15:27 literally said out loud "imagine if he died here again"
dashless+ seems like fun
nah but in all honestly, a 5 low death run of farewell (technically) is pretty damn good, you can 100% make that golden soon
SOON!!!!
Now that same thing but with the Final Goodbye Golden Starwberry
too easy
@@valent617 Oh no
Normally your Celeste Mod playthrough videos show me cool mods and inspire me to complete difficult levels. I absolutely won't be doing that this time :D have fun with dashless+ lol
LMAOOO sorry jellyfish good choice 👍
@@valent617might do "voidside bside but every death I play a room from 4D" though lol
listen i just now stumbled upon your channel but this is one of the funniest videos i’ve seen and i love you now so
Can't believe I was fired....
maybe next time
should've been better at the game.. :\ (thank you for the help again lmaoo)
The demons are WHAT
THEYRE COMING INSID OF ME!!!!!
@@valent617 ayo
Why are you so relatable ???
"I need to take it slow" (doesn't take it slow, suffer the consequences, still doesn't take it slow)
"So basically I'm not learning my lesson AND I'm lazy"
(dies at something) (manages to do it consistently) "Oh it's fine I can do it now." (suddenly can't do it a single time for the following 30 minutes)
5:25 me during Double Golden:
Subpixels...
I HATE SUBPIXELS!!!
THATS WHAT THE DASHLESS+ FOR?
thought it would be funny :(
AFFIRM “YES” FOR MASS HALLUCINATION 🎉🎉🎉🫶🏼🕊️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️🐕🐕💥🙅♂️👅👅👅👅
QHAR?!
Holy shit the dedication to put yourself through any amount of d+ for a silly video, mad respect gg
super impressive stuff, good luck with farewell golden! love ur content so much
tysm goat
"where are we going, god?"
"hell, badeline, hell."
LMAO
Now do every time you die IRL you beat dashless+ IRL !!
19:17 bro sounded like the roblox work at a pizza place sound
The absolute embodiment of "...I'll give you something to cry about!"
Love how this is still just as stressful as a golden berry run
i thought it was and then i did the golden and that was way more stressful
okay but now do dashless+ but if you die you need to beat the map anyways
hi olive youre funny sometimes haha. no
@@valent617bro is traumatized
I’m so glad to figure out what dashless + is! Finally I’ve figured out that it is a function on the calculator 🔥 thanks valent
anytime :D
now same thing you try to beat farewell but with every death you have to rebeat 9d side
haha no
got it by recommandation, really fun video lmao, gl on getting the golden tho
THNK YOU!!
Valent hardlist sweep arc real!!!! Also the cornerglide caught me so off gaurd.
I didnt know that was a thing that could occur 😭
Idk what the fck are those transitions, but I am loving it
when he beat room 2 and at 10:50 he said 'the demons are coming inside of me'
i felt that
"The demons are coming inside me" 😏
Lmao, I love your editing style. Wouldn't even need to know much about Celeste to find it enjoyable. -sincerely Uel
not gonna lie, even i was stressed like the whole video. good job
empath moment
Farewell golden soon :clueless:
also I love your videos and I know the pain of getting FWG on a mackbook LMAO I did it fully with lap cam BEFORE you made it cool :3
im planting tomatoes
Love seeing the same ceiling pop tutorial vid I watched. Love ParrotDash
This video is such a scam, you died at 19:55 but didn’t clear a dashless+ room
I love farewell at 8 mins and dashless at 8 hours when you died to start room five. lol
This video was really entertaining, good story as well. 😊
He said “Decent celeste player” I must be complete garbage at the game then 😭
ur only decent after you've goldened farewell sorry i don't make the rules
NEW VALENT VID LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HI BELFEE
hi
hi
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@@st14n7 big poo!!!
erm actually it doesn’t count you had the subpixel display on
(just kidding of course great video it’s really funny i’m enjoying it a lot)
wait is that a thing are people not allowed to have that on
@@valent617 not allowed for official clears because it gives you extra information. but you should play however you want i think
may as well play blindfolded by goodness
@@elfstar7514There are subpixle manipulation and for C-pops there is a setup
the captain toad music in the background made this infinitly more enjoyable lmao
that music is etched into my nightmares
i got mentioned.
4:25 made me die laughing lol
incredible
the rest of d+ is totallyyyy worth it to play through
cease
Another valent classic
Now do this with golden and moon berry
Valent video to elevate my day let’s fucking go
Holy shit peak has dropped :0
Lmao, that first death was just peak. You perfectly missed the floor. -sincerely Uel
WHO IS UEL
Dear @@valent617, I am Uel. It is only civil to sign off every message. (hope that clarifies) -sincerely Uel
that was the funniest cornerglide I ever saw
ive never done that before bruhh
The photo at the first death is fucking hysterical
This is too relatable 10:51
I know it's crazy when mods so easily make Farewell golden look easy. -sincerely Uel
bro every room: THIS IS THE WORST ROOM !!
and im spitting straight facts
Now we wait several more months for farewell golden 👍
got recommended this. great video!
12:39 THATS MY BEST FRIEND STEVE!!!!! IT NEVER ENDS!!!
8:00 I’ve never seen that strat before wtf
4:19 Memories? Bros being watching a bit too much Parrot Dash
oh boy this video seems to be popping off... gl
Way better than I could do, this is better than casual gaming btw, like way better
im hunrgy for apples
NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOO
10:51 The demons are WHAT NOW (Insert Succubus)
im not hungry for apples
ON THE SAME ROOM LMFAOO
gl on the fwg!
thanks!
phenomenal editing tbh
iMovie transitions go hard
“Dashless+, but every death I beat Farewell golden”
Eagerly awaiting the sequel, FWG attempts but every time I die I have to beat a room in Sumber
0:06 TUAH?!
HAWK TUAH?
CEASE
youre so entertaining to watch lmao
im hungry for apples
“My Celeste ain’t Celeste-ing” so true
And now, every death on farewell you beat entirety of dashless+, BUT, every death on dashless+ you beat entirety of 9D
It's like Technoblade, but if he was a Celeste player. This is easily the most entertaining channel I've watched in the last couple of years.
lmfao, this video is literally peak of celeste content
(got the pun?)
Yes
i'm now realising he plays celeste like this... on a MACBOOK
dashless+ detected
detector destroyed
ik hungry for apples
Madilion celete:
stroke
friend i believe you are far more than a decent celeste player, you seem sick as hell at this game
The fact that this was close to a recon deathless run if you didnt do fast strats
4:23 This part KILLED ME.. of LAUGHTER
im not hunrgry for apples
I AM HUNGRY FOR APPLES
im nit hungry for apples
this is so me when valent uploads
Cant wait for dashless+ but everytime I die I golden farewell
you might have to hit up clantis for that one
@@valent617 nah rick
Technoblade of Celeste
corner glide is crazy lol
I didnt know that was a thing 😭
new valent video playing celeste. lets go 😂🎉
2:10 Some._.Gal reference!!!!!!!
best celester of all time
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
parrot dash is a john celeste opp
who is John celeste 😭
@@valent617 he is john celeste. obvious
quietest macbook fan
The corner glide at 4:23 is so fucking funny🔥
im still mad
Farewell golden, but everytime you die you have to beat summit down side
We got you to 1.5k likes! Have fun doing dashless+ :3
I feel like you misread the goal there bud
@@valent617 no. 1.5k. you're doing it /j
@@mysteriam9679 NOOOOOO
i literally would have beaten dashless plus 150 times in my first run of farewell, this is pain
if it took you that manyu deaths to beat farewell i dont think youre gonna beat dashless+
@@valent617 bro 😭
@@valent617 3k is average aint it 😭
parrot dash wants you to play a map he hasn't even cleared lol