i hate shilling in videos so im doing it here I MADE A DISCORD: discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z SECOND CHANNEL (VERY LOW QUALITY): www.youtube.com/@ValentDouble really hope you enjoy!
6 months later and the sequel is real holy hell. I dont blame you for not doing the harder maps and good job on accomplishing what you did in this video!
@@valent617 i decided to actually buy the game and after struggling on a strawberry for 20 minutes in chapter 3 i can say with confidence that what you did in the video is even more insane than what i already thought it was
This video is honestly so hilarious and is one of the Celeste videos with probably the highest replay value, props to you man. The Bible verses also hit different.
If you could do the hardest path on an easier level, maybe you could do the easiest path on a harder level? Imagine the happiness you would get from finishing every level in the game I am definitely not terrible person for encouraging this
12:59 That gameing room that took you 45 minutes took me over the course of 10 days. I bet in my final moments that my fingers mimic my routing for that room one last time
yooo banger video! Surprised you're not finishing the lobby cuz you're definitely good enough but it's totally understandable to not finish, it's a huge time commitment. anyways now i have another hour long video of yours to rewatch a ton so that's cool
tysm for the support! im not finishing the lobby mostly because it was starting to physically hurt my wrists and im not trying to risk any carpel tunnel lmao. thanks agian!
Bro i just finished the grandmaster Heartside and posted it on my channel today and got the notification that you posted, you are my goat man happy to have you back
This is super entertaining - you have exactly my type of humour, and you somehow make all this complex tech a fun and enjoyable experience to listen to as a mere Intermediate. Glad the algorithm sent me here!
someone get this man a decently powerful pc to record his videos, the potential is insane ps. if you ever have it in your soul to do the reds, summit is super funny :))
@@cosmnik472 Hello. You have reminded me of this comment. I am a trans woman. For a while, the concept of Celeste legitimately haunted me. Like, "Wow, you're telling me that this game has good gameplay, an emotional story, a high difficulty, and a trans woman protagonist? Wow, that's so cool! How could any mortal mind possibly cope with the sheer awesomeness of that? And it's also proof of the fact that I'm too lame and stupid to be trans, so that's a shame." It's actually pretty sad to look back upon. In July of 2023, I learned calculus from Khan Academy. That was when I fell in love with math all over again. It was legitimately magical. Thinking about calculus makes me happy. I had this system for dealing with Celeste videos that showed up in my recommended: I'd click on them, pause the video, go to the comments, post nonsense, and leave. As you can probably guess, that is what happened here. I see that my comment has 9 likes now. Dunno who could've possibly derived any value from it, but whatever. Anyway, to you, nice work solving the integral. You win.
I would love to watch Valent play more 2d platformers like Super Meat Boy, Shovel Knight, or Hollow Knight just to see if the Celeste skill transfers over (also they're just really fun games)
I just found your channel somehow but god damn this is a good video, glad to see people are still taking on SJ even almost a year after its release And I also got the obscure reference we are so back
This video gave me inspiration to try and complete the beginner heartside of the 2020 spring collab again. I spent 4 hours and couldn't get past the 5th or 6th room, can't remember. I dont know how you guys have the brainpower to even comprehend what's going on on the screen on these grandmaster maps haha
@@valent617 To be fair, Helix (The 2nd real room) is one of the hardest in the level, and you cleared that, so you def can do it (This is coming from the guy who put 80 hours into full clearing the level), but do watch out for level 9 ;3
2:05 Honestly sometimes it’s just like rng for me too, just make sure that your jump is a wall bounce and that your dash right after are two different inputs not happening at the same time, but still really quick between each other. From what I saw i think it might be because you’re jumping too early from after your dash up and it’s not registering it as a wall bounce
there have been letsplays on here with three seperate editors and 4 times the budget that arent even half as funny as this video. So many people think that its all been done before and that they need some new wacky way of being entertaining, but you just play it straight and its one of the first times in a while where I laughed at a video. keep it up man 👍
DO THE RED MAPS! IF YOU CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T! PLUS WHAT ABOUT THE HEARTSIDE? jokes aside, the fuck do you mean you're not a grandmaster!? I'd have to grind for the combined time it took you to record ALL of this just to beat ONE of those ROOMS! Gg man!
late to the party but i had this vid on as background noise and 6:52 made me perk up and look like a dog hearing a whistle. the danganronpa hyperfixation died like a year ago but the conditioning sure didn’t
I was really surprised when you said you only have 1k subscribers this video was really funny and also really impressive to me as someone who hasn't even beat the first half of farewell. Also maybe the strawberry was hidden in one of the random blocks at 11:32?
Everytime I watch this I get entertained by you getting paranoid from the spikes Also couldnt you have dashed into the pufferfish from below then dashed past before it respawned
Only recently discovered you today and already think you have less subscribers than you deserve! Looking forward to seeing more from you in the future! Congratulations on becoming a Celeste Grandmaster
When you said "I spent so much time on this screen (45 mins)" I was in awe I SPEND TWO TRUCKING DAYS ON LITERALLY CH 7 CSIDE ive been playing farewell (on and off) for over 7 months And ive played celeste for 350 hours just on my main, vanilla save, which i first booted up TWO YEARS AGO
i would name the frog: "my favourite game is russian fishing 4, it is the best game to ever be created mostly due to the detail on the title, like, "4"? thats higher than i can count! AND ITS THREE WORDS? yaknow what else is three words? the highest rated game of all time, russian fishing 5..."
2:52 "Okay... Madeline is Jesus?" Well they say in Strawberry Jam Lore the Grandmaster Lobby is suppose to be like Heaven so this theory might be right 🤔
I love your videos and i happen to be playing strawberry jam I'm not as good as you but I'm enjoying the mod at the moment i just finished the advanced lobby
@@valent617 wouldn't say that its an obscure reference tho tbh, more of a niche one, shits kindof a mainstream VN and yes hydraulic press go brrrr (i rewatched this shit a lot and the name just clicked randomly, forgor about that shit since i got out of dr phase since a long while)
ive been playing for 2 years and i still cant beat advanced lobby wtf 😭, ur really good at this game bro. should i be concerend that i understood the reference at 6:51 😭 (I only have 230 hours on celeste so that might be the reason ur better than me, although like 50 of those 230 hours are just me at the pause screen)
wow great video i hope they dont beat the rest of grandmaster lobby (challenge) but seriously congrats on the first half and gl wrists,, I’m about at the same point in the lobby (+2 red maps) and i definitely see your point, the learning curve really steepens. in other hands(whatt??) i highly reccomend darkmoon ruins, YES it is hardlist but itsss so much fun and really not that hard,
i hate shilling in videos so im doing it here
I MADE A DISCORD: discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z
SECOND CHANNEL (VERY LOW QUALITY): www.youtube.com/@ValentDouble
really hope you enjoy!
Personally, as McDonald’s worker, this is hilarious
you will now officially be recognized as a celeste grandmaster, and with that ive now made your description inaccurate youre welcome ❤
this is the best moment of my entire life
Parrot dash jumpscare
That is now the frog's name according to 45:00
@@valent617 congrats man
awwww😊
can you PLEASE name him HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer
I will consider it
do it@@valent617
“Nooo, don’t kill the hp officejet pro 6978 wireless all in one ink ready printer!”
My toxic trait is thinking I could beat a single room of any of these maps
my toxic trait is slowly convincing myself I can do the rest of the lobby
@@valent617 Honestly? even if you can't do it, I still kinda want to see your reaction to some of the other rooms.
@@pootispastry397as much as to valent's dismay, he promised :3
6 months later and the sequel is real holy hell. I dont blame you for not doing the harder maps and good job on accomplishing what you did in this video!
htankyou !
@@valent617 i decided to actually buy the game and after struggling on a strawberry for 20 minutes in chapter 3 i can say with confidence that what you did in the video is even more insane than what i already thought it was
This video is honestly so hilarious and is one of the Celeste videos with probably the highest replay value, props to you man. The Bible verses also hit different.
nicely done! fun fact you actually took the hardest path possible for cycle madness b side, usually people do towels first instead of last 👀
WHAT
@@valent617lmaooo
If you could do the hardest path on an easier level, maybe you could do the easiest path on a harder level? Imagine the happiness you would get from finishing every level in the game
I am definitely not terrible person for encouraging this
That image absolutely goes hard
I couldn't agree more
I’m so glad this is the first comment I saw. That image absolutely goes hard
This is the hard image
That image makes ME hard
am i buggin or did the comments repeat
i never thought i'd get so hype for the return of handcam
LMAO
Finally the sequel in one of the greatest Celeste playthroughs I’ve ever seen!
12:59 That gameing room that took you 45 minutes took me over the course of 10 days. I bet in my final moments that my fingers mimic my routing for that room one last time
thats morbid. god gamer stuff
man I'm so happy watching this video. I love skilled gameplay and good jokes
yooo banger video! Surprised you're not finishing the lobby cuz you're definitely good enough but it's totally understandable to not finish, it's a huge time commitment. anyways now i have another hour long video of yours to rewatch a ton so that's cool
tysm for the support! im not finishing the lobby mostly because it was starting to physically hurt my wrists and im not trying to risk any carpel tunnel lmao. thanks agian!
@@valent617 yeah thats also a super valid reason. hyped to see what you play next!
@@valent617vouch tbh.. just played through 74 today, it took like 6 hours and my hands hurt like a bitch :]
Bro i just finished the grandmaster Heartside and posted it on my channel today and got the notification that you posted, you are my goat man happy to have you back
you might be the celeste goat. when are you planning on goldening that
@@valent617 oh absolutely never LMAO only one person has done that and I'm happy to leave it that way
@@valent617you should totally do gmhs if you can, it’s literally my favorite gaming experience of like, maybe all time lol
@@dry4smash946 i might have to succumb to this peer pressure
on this episode of celeste: breaking physics as we know it.
6:52 DID YOU JUST MADE A DANGANRONPA JOKE????? pls merry me
You know it's a good day when this banger drops (also do the reds no balls)
I would if my wrists didnt implode
maybe in the future
@@valent617 so you're telling me there's a chance?
always fun to see more people tackling grandmaster! glad you enjoyed my map :)
YOUR MAP WAS SO SICK
This is super entertaining - you have exactly my type of humour, and you somehow make all this complex tech a fun and enjoyable experience to listen to as a mere Intermediate. Glad the algorithm sent me here!
0:20 incase that specific scenario ever happens again, you can say "bro wtf do you mean celeste came out 7 years from now what are you on about"
im glad someone picked up on that lmao
someone get this man a decently powerful pc to record his videos, the potential is insane
ps. if you ever have it in your soul to do the reds, summit is super funny :))
Who the hell makes it all the way to the gm lobby without a crouch dash bind
Dawg you finished drifting deep so fast what the hell, that map took me like 11 hours
I kinda gamed
Now that's what I call the integral from 0 to 3 of x^2 dx
Now that's what I call 9
@@cosmnik472 Hello. You have reminded me of this comment.
I am a trans woman. For a while, the concept of Celeste legitimately haunted me. Like, "Wow, you're telling me that this game has good gameplay, an emotional story, a high difficulty, and a trans woman protagonist? Wow, that's so cool! How could any mortal mind possibly cope with the sheer awesomeness of that? And it's also proof of the fact that I'm too lame and stupid to be trans, so that's a shame." It's actually pretty sad to look back upon.
In July of 2023, I learned calculus from Khan Academy. That was when I fell in love with math all over again. It was legitimately magical. Thinking about calculus makes me happy.
I had this system for dealing with Celeste videos that showed up in my recommended: I'd click on them, pause the video, go to the comments, post nonsense, and leave. As you can probably guess, that is what happened here.
I see that my comment has 9 likes now. Dunno who could've possibly derived any value from it, but whatever. Anyway, to you, nice work solving the integral. You win.
@@isavenewspapers8890new copypasta just dropped
@@isavenewspapers8890 the fuck?
@@isavenewspapers8890 calculus is soc ool
My favorite part of this series has got to be Valent just vibing to the music
33:05 this had me actually pulling up a bible like 'hold up'
8:32 can someone explain please i don't wanna rewatch like 40 minute video again just to understand this moment
th-cam.com/video/Qm1YK-a5DWk/w-d-xo.html
2:25
hope this helps 👍
I love how he starts describing Madeline as every religious entity
I would love to watch Valent play more 2d platformers like Super Meat Boy, Shovel Knight, or Hollow Knight just to see if the Celeste skill transfers over (also they're just really fun games)
ill def play some of those in the near future
@@valent617how near are we talking?
play some iwbtg fangames :)
id argue hk isnt much of a platformer, just a metroidvania with platforming elements
@@erierierierierie I know I just wanted to make it fit in with the other games. HK does have the path of pain and mods
AYYYYOOOOO another hour long video from my fave celester, gonna grab my snacks
I just found your channel somehow but god damn this is a good video, glad to see people are still taking on SJ even almost a year after its release
And I also got the obscure reference we are so back
YEAHHH OBSCURE REFERENCE GANG
@@valent617 There are two types of people in the world, those who get the obscure references and those who don't get the obscure references
This video gave me inspiration to try and complete the beginner heartside of the 2020 spring collab again. I spent 4 hours and couldn't get past the 5th or 6th room, can't remember.
I dont know how you guys have the brainpower to even comprehend what's going on on the screen on these grandmaster maps haha
so sorry I got you back onto the celeste addiction. gl with that!
@@valent617 I'll send you my psychiatry bill.
The new Celeste goat returns
you heard it here first folks. Celeste grandmaster causes people to quote scripture out of fear.
unironically
I was truly shocked when you said you only had a couple thousand subscribers. This video was insanely funny😭. Keep it up
Great! Now do Pumber
NOOOOOOOOO
@@valent617 To be fair, Helix (The 2nd real room) is one of the hardest in the level, and you cleared that, so you def can do it (This is coming from the guy who put 80 hours into full clearing the level), but do watch out for level 9 ;3
2:05 Honestly sometimes it’s just like rng for me too, just make sure that your jump is a wall bounce and that your dash right after are two different inputs not happening at the same time, but still really quick between each other. From what I saw i think it might be because you’re jumping too early from after your dash up and it’s not registering it as a wall bounce
I DID IT
"This is what I imagine it looks like after a long night of hard crack"
_Valent February 2024
The hotdog jpeg actually made me laugh out loud, thank you for this
youre unironically my favourite youtuber now this video is so good
like youre the only youtuber who actually makes me laugh
have you ever watched Wizards with Guns they're funny
there have been letsplays on here with three seperate editors and 4 times the budget that arent even half as funny as this video. So many people think that its all been done before and that they need some new wacky way of being entertaining, but you just play it straight and its one of the first times in a while where I laughed at a video. keep it up man 👍
I love tiramisu
2:11 By the way, Indie Game Chris is a super underrated channel so go subscribe and check out his Strawberry Jam videos
AGREED
DO THE RED MAPS! IF YOU CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T! PLUS WHAT ABOUT THE HEARTSIDE?
jokes aside, the fuck do you mean you're not a grandmaster!? I'd have to grind for the combined time it took you to record ALL of this just to beat ONE of those ROOMS! Gg man!
I love this game lets you walk on spikes, but only if it isn’t your fault
late to the party but i had this vid on as background noise and 6:52 made me perk up and look like a dog hearing a whistle. the danganronpa hyperfixation died like a year ago but the conditioning sure didn’t
danganronpa fan moment
Same XD
Me: This looks so fun
Also me: *Raging over base game Chapter 3 golden berry*
THAT WAS tHE WORST ONE
cant want for celeste strawberry jam GM+1 lobby, but proposterous
comes out tomorrow fs
wait until they learn about Elemental Synergy Collab
Celeste Strawberry Jam GM+2 lobby, but bamboozling
I was really surprised when you said you only have 1k subscribers this video was really funny and also really impressive to me as someone who hasn't even beat the first half of farewell. Also maybe the strawberry was hidden in one of the random blocks at 11:32?
Uncapped speed does wonders for a precision platformer customs scene allegedly
imortant distinction, that isnt what madaline can do, that's transfems in general
The legend has returned
I think (if you want to do more Celeste mods), you should try the 100 trap and/or Cosmic Column. Both good, fairly difficult Celeste maps.
I may have to try
i've beat cosmic column a, it was pretty cool
btw did you know a potential synonym for "cosmic column" is "space boner"?
the unapologetic save states lmao
well this was a fun series to watch :)
good luck with getting the farewell golden!
thank you zg. I will cry when I die to final room.
30:32 summit downside moment
i have been waiting for this
Everytime I watch this I get entertained by you getting paranoid from the spikes
Also couldnt you have dashed into the pufferfish from below then dashed past before it respawned
YESSS WE SO BACK
god came back
The frogs name is God
this video is genuinely incredible how are you so underrated
Valent - “Oh noooo these gm maps took way too long. Look at dreep, it took me 4 and a half hours!”
Me - looks at 17 hours dreep fc time… fuck.
oh my days
I NEED to play more omg it looks so fun (except the parts that didn’t but I won’t worry about it)
no you dont. trust me
the part where he just started saying bible verses during cycle madness was gold
Only recently discovered you today and already think you have less subscribers than you deserve! Looking forward to seeing more from you in the future! Congratulations on becoming a Celeste Grandmaster
thank you daemon. we stay winning.
So, when are you gonna complete the rest of the maps?@@valent617
The fact that you started reciting bible verses on 10x speed had me cracking up
When you said "I spent so much time on this screen (45 mins)" I was in awe
I SPEND TWO TRUCKING DAYS ON LITERALLY CH 7 CSIDE
ive been playing farewell (on and off) for over 7 months
And ive played celeste for 350 hours just on my main, vanilla save, which i first booted up TWO YEARS AGO
To be fair to myself, I am 12
it's ok i know you'll do the rest of the maps eventually
im already thinking about it fuck
0:54 we're off to a good start 😭
I've never watched a single video with a duration that is anything over 20 seconds long without pressing my right arrow key except for this video.
i have watched this video over 10 times I have only just realized that at 24.08 when you die irl, you play the music that you called hell. Veyr funny.
THANK
I don't wanna do my homework, it scares me
dont do homework, play more celeste
i would name the frog: "my favourite game is russian fishing 4, it is the best game to ever be created mostly due to the detail on the title, like, "4"? thats higher than i can count! AND ITS THREE WORDS? yaknow what else is three words? the highest rated game of all time, russian fishing 5..."
ill put it on the list
53:55 lmao you named yourself GOD 💀
30:06
You could actually see that in the expert video
The reference to indiegamechris catched me of guarde but i welcome the reference
2:52 "Okay... Madeline is Jesus?"
Well they say in Strawberry Jam Lore the Grandmaster Lobby is suppose to be like Heaven so this theory might be right 🤔
WAIT THERES LORE???
What is the name of the song in lava layer, it's so good
you can find the entire soundtrack on spotify and apple music theyre all bangers
@@valent617 i found it, thanks for responing tho
The feather carrying the jelly. Not an interaction I'd expect.
Maddy and the beast. Too many dream metaphors it could relate to.
this comment is too cryptic im not wise enough to understand
Not the Kokichi reference 😭
danganronpa moment
Very nice video, congrats on grandmaster!
awaiting the rest of gm now that i’m ahead of you, so i can watch the video and go “lmao he doesn’t know” instead of “what the fuck is that”
I love your videos and i happen to be playing strawberry jam I'm not as good as you but I'm enjoying the mod at the moment i just finished the advanced lobby
i belivee in u
I just wanna say that the sudden Danganronpa reference got me choking on my own spit
haha hydraulic press go brrrr
@@valent617 wouldn't say that its an obscure reference tho tbh, more of a niche one, shits kindof a mainstream VN and yes hydraulic press go brrrr (i rewatched this shit a lot and the name just clicked randomly, forgor about that shit since i got out of dr phase since a long while)
VALENT UPLOAD VALENT UPLOAD VALENT UPLOAD !!!
welcome to the GM club!
yoooo we both put off college essays in the exact same way #twinning
GOOD TAKE!!
Lets go the sj readdiction arc
name the froggy jumpy mcsquish
thats going on the list
I was struggling to death with 7C, then open TH-cam and see this.
name the frog grandmaster, he deserves it >:)
thats going on the list
didnt expect to see indie game chris to be in this video
I love that man
ive been playing for 2 years and i still cant beat advanced lobby wtf 😭, ur really good at this game bro. should i be concerend that i understood the reference at 6:51 😭 (I only have 230 hours on celeste so that might be the reason ur better than me, although like 50 of those 230 hours are just me at the pause screen)
you'll get there ez
Kokichi Ouma obscure refrence quota is crazy😭
0 to 4:23 struggling with tech. 4:24 casually turning into god
Omg he's back
no
@@valent617 oh sorry you're right, you're valent, not back. I got names mixed up.
I just laughed out loud in my German class and got chewed out. stop being funny.
@@valent617 I'm sorry back uhhhh I mean valent ;-;
Name the frog, France.
thats going on the list
Please please please continue the grandmaster maps it'll be so fun omg
34:30 when you said that my first thought was fallen down
good video bro, now, name the frog ligma
thats going on the list
wow great video i hope they dont beat the rest of grandmaster lobby (challenge)
but seriously congrats on the first half and gl wrists,, I’m about at the same point in the lobby (+2 red maps) and i definitely see your point, the learning curve really steepens.
in other hands(whatt??) i highly reccomend darkmoon ruins, YES it is hardlist but itsss so much fun and really not that hard,
tysm! glad to hear people are going through similar traumatic experiences
gl with the rest of it
Guys I swear I won't come back, I never will ever I swear I'm not addicted THE HANDS YEARN FOR MORE TORTURE
im worried this is actually gonna be me