@@faith9150 Garfield is a popular cartoon cat who hates Mondays and loves lasagna. He/She/They/Golf Club/ Christmas decoration/ Them is saying that Bill's podcast is so good it would make Garfield love Mondays.
I tell you what Billy, I know this isn't what I was supposed to take from the podcast but you definitely found one of the good ones man, you guys relationship is seriously something to Aspire to
Neil Degrass Tyson always does panels with other top scientists but Tyson is an educator by nature due to him being the former director of the Gayden planetarium in New York. It's literally what made him a household name.
Tyson is completely full of shit, the fake scientist now says men can become women. He is a fraud but anyone who claims to be a scientist these days, people just take their word on it!
Welcome back to Beantown. I got my tickets we r ready for yah. Many blessings to u n the family. And thank u for the years of tons of laugh through out the years.
40:06 Cancer detections increase but the level of cancer deaths doesn't follow the trend. The reason is that cancer screening methods are improving but the understanding of what causes malignant cancer growth is still young.
40:45 THANK YOU BILL. The only comedian interested in protecting the food supply from monopolies like Sanderson Farms, Tyson, and Monsanto. The social issues like Chappelle's trans jokes are fodder for the mindless sheep while they buy up the food supply. We need public farms and gardens again!!!
All those chemicals in the Wonder bread are making cancer rates increase. 40:00. You thought that wonder bread from 1970 would just pass through ya? No sir.
39:06 This write-in about the farm land buy-up and subverted protests omitted in corporate media is absolutely correct. What would you do if you suddenly realized _that_ was the world you live in?
How's this? My mate just told me that you can now buy a Bill Burr/Mayfeld sex doll. Me: "A what? It's a Star Wars action figure, ya knob jockey. Isn't it?" Him: "Anythings a sexdoll if you try hard enough." And knowing him, I believe him.
Bill, about the hat incident: That person was serving you, meaning it doesn't matter what he thinks he's heard. You need a certain thing and he has to find out if he has it in stock. Even when asking for something wrong and being corrected (Which I'm sure wasn't this case), you can always say: "Well I need this size". Take it easy ❤️
Imagine the look on the guys face if you had just said, "allright", then bought the hat that's too small, thrown it in the floor, only to stomp on it whilst yelling " I said 3/8, I said 3/8".
If someone ever swung on Bill Burr and I was there I would do to them what was done to the guy who tackled Dave Chappelle on stage and we all saw with that guy looked like afterwards
Guys that say sht like this smh, go swallow some other person's opinion. I don't need it regurgitated onto a community that doesn't think as narrow-minded. Fkn gross.
Imagine equating bill chilling out in his old age and being a less insane person with being a beta. The dude constantly talks about how much better he's doing mentally and emotionally, how he's so much happier than he was even a few years ago, but because he's with a woman who isn't afraid to speak tf up you call him a beta. People like you are the beta energy, stop projecting onto people who are actively making progress. Good luck with your life.
3:11 As a woman I can’t get physical as often so I always used to say/think that; I’d seriously just yell at older women “Yeah?! Well I’m in the prime of my life and you’re gonna die soon! I’ll be walking around living my life in 30 years and you know what? You’ll be DEAD!” Hahaha it just stops people in their tracks.
Same thing happened to me at the Deli counter a few times.That happens because sometimes people are preoccupied with their own thoughts and probably don't become cognizant to what is being said until the tail end of what has been said.For that reason I only mention one thing at a time instead of everything all at once. ie..half a pound of this,quarter pound of that one pound of this.They almost always get it wrong,and dispute over what I said.
Hey I used to be overweight. I got a couple tips. The first tip, if you're willing to admit that you eat shit food: when you go to McDonald's or whatever, just order one thing. Not a meal. You want a big Mac? You order just that and that's your lunch. No fries, no soda. It's easy to transition to eating healthier. No fries and no soda; you just lost 500 calories on that meal. Congratulations! And you still got to eat McDonald's. Second tip: how to get full off 2 pieces of pizza (like dominoes or pizza hut pizza) You eat the first piece slowly. Chew each bite well. Then you eat the second piece really fast. It really works, try it.
The ANXIETY of WAITING. I hear ya Bill. Good to know you aren't so full of yourself that you don't get nervous before Huge Performance! Being ADHD, like you, I understand that lack of patience. Being 69yrs old and retired, and not in a hurry to go anywhere anymore it does get easier. I am sure you will kill it. You have paid your dues and have earned this experience. Congratulations! ENJOY!
To Die For is awesome. Ilianna Douglas, Matt Dillon, did you catch David Cronenberg as the guy at the lake? Great 90s story. That final shot of Douglas skating was the shit. Must be the season of the witch...
Or... Consider this They know who he is and they're jealous, and spiteful because they're failures and can't stand Billy big bucks making millions telling jokes
I was talking to someone in a service center once and was asked my birthday MY OWN FRIKKEN BIRTHDAY So I minute later for whatever reason she repeated my birthday back to me and she got it wrong. I corrected her and she says....."you said, XYZ" I said "I know my own birthday and it's XYZ" "No", she said "you said......." I was so Fn mad. What!? I don't know my own birthday? And the kicker is, I'm the one asking for help, so I can't tell her off or she'll hang up on me..... These people!!!!!!!!!!!
If Bill Burr was a series. He would be " I know this much is true". That limited series with Mark Ruffalo made me feel like I was tossed down 2 flights of stairs.... then getting stomped on by bums.
FRED KLETT LIVE. IDK if you know this clean comedian? Joke about him and brother going to their father's room to wait for a belt whipping. And the WAITING ANXIETY. And what happened. Lol
I'm still laughing about last weeks podcast about the indoor playhouse man to man fight in the rubber balls ha. Perfect skit thinking about Bill and some dude running around a indoor jumping playhouse hiding in a pit of balls throwing them everywhere then running around the place while hes trying to get away from some moron psychopath screaming "I'll catch you grandma just as soon as you come down from that rope as I'm scared of heights" Perfect 10min skit for like the beginning of Bill's next Special....
I swear even Garfeild would love Mondays, if he listen to the Monday morning podcast.
@@faith9150 Garfield is a popular cartoon cat who hates Mondays and loves lasagna. He/She/They/Golf Club/ Christmas decoration/ Them is saying that Bill's podcast is so good it would make Garfield love Mondays.
Facts!! 😄
@@faith9150 Lol.. I'm 35 & I had to research "ratio".. Do your research! Lol Respect Garfield!!
What about when Billys tardy? Then he's back to i hate Mondays!
I threw my back out walking up tha stayahs😅😅😅😅
it's so lovely to listen to him describe the day with the kiddos
Thanks for doing this on your vacation... Appreciate it. Your going to kill it at Fenway.
Is it going to be uploaded anywhere for us to watch?
🗣️Nice! ⚾🧢
If getting into random bickering with strangers was an Olympic Sport, Bill is clearly looking to rival the record currently held by Larry David.
😂
Holy shit I spit my water out when that population/food supply email started talking about aliens! So left field lmao
Hahahaha! I stopped in mid- chew. Thinking " wait a minute, what?"
He did such a good job appealing to Bill's other conspiracy leanings before the twist
I wonder what political persuasion the dude who emailed that is lmao
Cünť went right off the deep end. LOL
😂😂I lost it when the dude started talking about aliens.
I tell you what Billy, I know this isn't what I was supposed to take from the podcast but you definitely found one of the good ones man, you guys relationship is seriously something to Aspire to
0 doubt in my mind Nia, the lovely, is kinda Krazy. But she the perfect crazy for bill.
She's an obnoxious, black, feminist man hater. If that's one of the good ones, I'd be interested in what you consider a bad one...
Ooooooooooh The lovely Nia busting oooo billly burr’s balls🤣🤣🤣 “A LOT OF NOTHING just like your act” 😂😂 love it
He killed me when he said his stomach gets in the way of putting his shoes on 🤣
Lol who wastes their money on a fitted baseball cap of a team that doesn’t even play baseball? That makes the story way funnier to me
"Dude, you're a house." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neil Degrass Tyson always does panels with other top scientists but Tyson is an educator by nature due to him being the former director of the Gayden planetarium in New York. It's literally what made him a household name.
Well put.
And NDT literally has had a podcast/youtube series StarTalk where at least weekly he's talking to scientists way outside of his areas haha
@@EventualWarlord Why?
Tyson is completely full of shit, the fake scientist now says men can become women. He is a fraud but anyone who claims to be a scientist these days, people just take their word on it!
OH geeeez it's Bill Burr No Nicknames servin up the BANGAH on a Monday!
Welcome back to Beantown. I got my tickets we r ready for yah. Many blessings to u n the family.
And thank u for the years of tons of laugh through out the years.
Billy clearly getting trolled by the guy talking bout underground cities with aliens lol
You've clearly never talked to anyone on the sidewalk in literally any city with 500k people in it.
@@GoatFarmer706 there are crazy ppl and then there r ppl that just wanna wind ole billy “conspiracy theory” burr up
You've clearly never spoken to a Trumpster before haha
@@Vivi_9 I get that, but to email bill that thinking he’d go along with is really crazy lol they’d have to b trollin him to get a good rant
@@shmegma4371 I've heard that they were on the bottom of the sea, that they were in Antarctica, etc. so this tracks imo
The love hate relationship with Boston is hilarious and true coming from a mass hole
40:06 Cancer detections increase but the level of cancer deaths doesn't follow the trend. The reason is that cancer screening methods are improving but the understanding of what causes malignant cancer growth is still young.
I would pay good money to see Tyson Fury trying to impress scientists!
40:45 THANK YOU BILL. The only comedian interested in protecting the food supply from monopolies like Sanderson Farms, Tyson, and Monsanto.
The social issues like Chappelle's trans jokes are fodder for the mindless sheep while they buy up the food supply. We need public farms and gardens again!!!
Good luck. Thanks for the laughs. Love ya bud.
"If it was a food order he wouldve heard it" 😂.
"reverse body dysmorphia"
"you're a house"
Damn bro, looks like you're on flight or fight challenge every time you're out of the room🤣🤣
Have a good week everyone!
The Jesus christ after the f up of Thursday instead of Monday let me know this one's gonna be good... 👍😄😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
The food consumed by people plays a huge role in how humans live. So anything to influence our physical and mental they're willing to explore.
All those chemicals in the Wonder bread are making cancer rates increase. 40:00. You thought that wonder bread from 1970 would just pass through ya? No sir.
Yay Bill!!! ❤️
💪Bill "old man" Burr back at it again.
Shoulda tipped the guy a hunno and told him "for your hearing aides you so desperately require" :)
Bill should use Zip Recruiter to hire a bodyguard
First game at fenway? Awesome Bill,truly .
its like Bill doesn't realize people are looking at the world through today's lense for the 1st time constantly
Where men can be women, white people suck and black people are just victims and never commit crimes or feminists have a good point...
You clearly said 7& 3/4 's 😂🤣😂🤣
If any of you haven’t seen it, he was just featured on a podcast episode with Sam Morril. Go check it out!
They have the Orange line shutdown now 😂😂😂
39:06 This write-in about the farm land buy-up and subverted protests omitted in corporate media is absolutely correct.
What would you do if you suddenly realized _that_ was the world you live in?
How's this? My mate just told me that you can now buy a Bill Burr/Mayfeld sex doll.
Me: "A what? It's a Star Wars action figure, ya knob jockey. Isn't it?"
Him: "Anythings a sexdoll if you try hard enough."
And knowing him, I believe him.
Hey Bill i just wanna say Thank you sir
Bill, about the hat incident: That person was serving you, meaning it doesn't matter what he thinks he's heard. You need a certain thing and he has to find out if he has it in stock. Even when asking for something wrong and being corrected (Which I'm sure wasn't this case), you can always say: "Well I need this size". Take it easy ❤️
Yeah, hardhead meets hardheaded lol
The shit show rant killed me 🤣
Imagine the look on the guys face if you had just said, "allright", then bought the hat that's too small, thrown it in the floor, only to stomp on it whilst yelling " I said 3/8, I said 3/8".
Also can’t wait to see you at the Scotiabank Arena! Also the tik tok maybe from the caffeine!
One of these days, Ol' Billy blue balls is gonna snap, and we're gonna see him on Tmz getting in a brawl...
If someone ever swung on Bill Burr and I was there I would do to them what was done to the guy who tackled Dave Chappelle on stage and we all saw with that guy looked like afterwards
LMAOooo the guy at the end. Thank god his sister is a scientist and NOT him 😂😂😂 wtf aliens?
The traffic should be light in Massachusetts this week. They are are all here in Notth Carolina at the beach.
Ayyye Stanza is great, would've been nuts bumping into Bill there
Havn't even listened yet but I know it's gonna be bloody fab. Listening now
Billy burr my favorite comedian.
I’d love to hear Bill’s thoughts on Joker since he’s a fan of Joaquin
Look up when the movie was released and go to the episode closest to that date . He 100% saw it and talked about it
Bills dad must have called him fat 5 times a day minimum lol
Bill you got this man we believe in ya bring your self and your family down under we got you bro
Don't be afraid to challenge a tall chubby hat salesman.
Nia is turning you into a beta bill! Step it up 😂
Never has a more true statement been spoken! Exactly. Thank you. I thought I was the only one.
Guys that say sht like this smh, go swallow some other person's opinion. I don't need it regurgitated onto a community that doesn't think as narrow-minded. Fkn gross.
Don't perpetuate that theory unless you're disclosing the real reason you don't like her.
@@tendonsia2589 don’t be a dumdum
Imagine equating bill chilling out in his old age and being a less insane person with being a beta. The dude constantly talks about how much better he's doing mentally and emotionally, how he's so much happier than he was even a few years ago, but because he's with a woman who isn't afraid to speak tf up you call him a beta. People like you are the beta energy, stop projecting onto people who are actively making progress. Good luck with your life.
3:11 As a woman I can’t get physical as often so I always used to say/think that; I’d seriously just yell at older women “Yeah?! Well I’m in the prime of my life and you’re gonna die soon! I’ll be walking around living my life in 30 years and you know what? You’ll be DEAD!” Hahaha it just stops people in their tracks.
Unless a car doesnt stop in its tracks and u can die today or tomorrow, who knows 😂
Goes from talking about food to aliens underground.
Hello how / where do we write in to the show / Bill ? Is there a website or an email ? ✌
Same thing happened to me at the Deli counter a few times.That happens because sometimes people are preoccupied with their own thoughts and probably don't become cognizant to what is being said until the tail end of what has been said.For that reason I only mention one thing at a time instead of everything all at once. ie..half a pound of this,quarter pound of that one pound of this.They almost always get it wrong,and dispute over what I said.
If Hollywood is the size of a postage stamp and outside of there they are very conservative, how did Gaven Newsome survive his recall?
Hey I used to be overweight. I got a couple tips.
The first tip, if you're willing to admit that you eat shit food: when you go to McDonald's or whatever, just order one thing. Not a meal. You want a big Mac? You order just that and that's your lunch. No fries, no soda. It's easy to transition to eating healthier. No fries and no soda; you just lost 500 calories on that meal. Congratulations! And you still got to eat McDonald's.
Second tip: how to get full off 2 pieces of pizza (like dominoes or pizza hut pizza)
You eat the first piece slowly. Chew each bite well. Then you eat the second piece really fast. It really works, try it.
Ol Billy Blast Beats isn't checking in on us.
Something so wholesome ab that ending
So sad i can't be in Boston to see your show
Those of us near that city don't call them Mass-holes for nothing LOL
The ANXIETY of WAITING. I hear ya Bill. Good to know you aren't so full of yourself that you don't get nervous before Huge Performance! Being ADHD, like you, I understand that lack of patience. Being 69yrs old and retired, and not in a hurry to go anywhere anymore it does get easier. I am sure you will kill it. You have paid your dues and have earned this experience. Congratulations! ENJOY!
Like how you say "my daughrah"
Yesterday I made a unicorn cry and shot my neighbour for having an opinion. Can I be an American citizen yet?
Turf seats. Can’t wait!
6:46
Don't let others live in your mind when they are not paying rent, billybo Baggins.
Ha said it!!! He said “informed” holy shit!!!
🧐I wonder if Bill ever looks at these comments. Probs not 😂😂
To Die For is awesome. Ilianna Douglas, Matt Dillon, did you catch David Cronenberg as the guy at the lake?
Great 90s story.
That final shot of Douglas skating was the shit.
Must be the season of the witch...
I thought Bill and I were the same age. I'm an October baby
maestro Burrius vacating against his will 👶😁
I’ll be there at the Boston show, billy boy!
"I don't know what my scale is going to say"
Will one of you please get off!
God bless you Bill
How the fuck does Bill keep meeting dudes that don't know who be is? It blows my mind. Fucking nutty...
Or... Consider this
They know who he is and they're jealous, and spiteful because they're failures and can't stand Billy big bucks making millions telling jokes
sounds like a dope day burrberry 👍
It's true. Boston is both equally awesome and horrible at the same time. Perfect take by Bill.
Ol Billy gets it right
Not checking in on us? Wth Bill.
He usually checks on us on Thursdays afternoon ;)
Ol’ billy needs more mushrooms
six days I'm sure you can hold out for that Long : I don't know : more power 2U Bill
What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
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If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I want see comedy in my home town because they really are the best audiencde
Audience
Geezhus Chriest Boston sounds like a great spot to visit
I was talking to someone in a service center once and was asked my birthday
MY OWN FRIKKEN BIRTHDAY
So I minute later for whatever reason she repeated my birthday back to me and she got it wrong.
I corrected her and she says....."you said, XYZ"
I said "I know my own birthday and it's XYZ"
"No", she said "you said......."
I was so Fn mad.
What!? I don't know my own birthday?
And the kicker is, I'm the one asking for help, so I can't tell her off or she'll hang up on me.....
These people!!!!!!!!!!!
The “reads” Master!
If Bill Burr was a series. He would be " I know this much is true". That limited series with Mark Ruffalo made me feel like I was tossed down 2 flights of stairs.... then getting stomped on by bums.
so if I got this right, Boston is a fantastic place as long as you aren't non-white and/ or don't need to interact with literally anyone... got it.
If you don’t know how to spell “Zip” or “Recruiter”, I’m sorry but the position has been filled.
I'd go back to Boston if I could afford it. Instead I'm in a weird condo in Nevada that ends in two weeks.
Hate to say it, but that is why the mining stocks always do well. Always digging!
FRED KLETT LIVE. IDK if you know this clean comedian? Joke about him and brother going to their father's room to wait for a belt whipping. And the WAITING ANXIETY. And what happened. Lol
Bill. Do us a favour and audition for a load more films. We want to to see you man. A period drama with that beard, if you dare.
Wimberley south of Austin it’s a smaller town I grew up in
2:55 good move, bill. outlive thine enemies.
this episode must be the most prosaic podcast I've ever heard.
I'm still laughing about last weeks podcast about the indoor playhouse man to man fight in the rubber balls ha. Perfect skit thinking about Bill and some dude running around a indoor jumping playhouse hiding in a pit of balls throwing them everywhere then running around the place while hes trying to get away from some moron psychopath screaming "I'll catch you grandma just as soon as you come down from that rope as I'm scared of heights" Perfect 10min skit for like the beginning of Bill's next Special....