14:01 min Nia is a enrichment of your podcast, not to mention her influence on your life and your family! God Bless you and God protect you and your family
Or like at comedy shows, when the comic says something like, "I've been married for ten years", or, "I recently had a baby", and they all clap. That always makes me cringe, lol.
"Mind your own business, buddy. Breastfeeding is only between the mother and her offspring. Why are you looking at that, are you jealous? Mommy issues?"
a friend of mine bought an expensive car & she had to have her hand laser scanned for the security system her response : " WHO AM I , JASON STATHAM IN THE TRANSPORTER movies ? " the manager told her : it's so we can program your prints into the door handle so even if someone breaks the window to bypass the door lock , their prints won't open the door , just like KITT on KNIGHT RIDER , it will auto lock the car so it won't start and it set off the alarm and notify our security company who will call you " a few weeks later someone broke the door lock but their fingerprints set off the ALARM 🚨 and locked the car so it wouldn't start
Public breastfeeding, it's only a problem for men because I feel if we glance at it and get caught glancing at it then we're thought of as a pervert. It's a no win situation. Look away real quick like you got caught being a perv, or stare like a perv. Men are wired to look at boobs, we just don't want to be thought of as perverts because we looked. It's almost automatic. We're just as if not more embarrassed in that situation than the mother. That being said, there are some creepy perverts out there but that's not most of us.
Under the radar, Bill, you kill me. [ Stan went and tried to hide, fooker ha lived too long and realises he needs make more money ] Oh, that your lady, this is cooler than I thought. You got _real_ balls man!
9:20 I think he was talking about Pink Cream 69, a glam rock band from the 90s. Amazing singer, Andi Deris, became lead singer of the Power metal band Helloween. Check out the first 2 albums of PC69
"Ammo" triggered Nia so hard it immediately flipped their usual dynamic... They agreed from the very beginning that seeing someone breastfeeding in public can be kind of startling/awkward to observe AND that it's something for which we should generally be more accepting/accommodating but when duder says "ammo" Nia gets so angry and focused on that she forgets they're already in agreement that it "can be weird" but "people should get over it" and only hammers on the latter point that people should "get over it" while BIll isn't quick enough to recognize/diffuse the emerging "dueling-Devil's-advocate" situation and he just falls in with her and starts leaning too hard on "it can be weird" point and stoking/getting drawn into the tangential arguments about sexism. Hilarious.
Listen to my fave rock bands : At the drive in (more punk rock) And The mars Volta (more experimental) and then Antemasque (easier listening less hard rock more people can listen to) All these have same two guys in it and then random others in the band! Amazingly talented lead singer Cedric and the composer and guitarist among other things Omar Rodriguez Lopez
So...did you here bout' all dem' craZy Alien Artifacts..that folks been findin' in there Very Own Bathtubs...at home...Yes its on the News !Yes Deloris ..Inside their own Bsthrooms ...
Nia finally brought the breastfeeding discussion back to what seemed to be the guy's main problem ... that the woman was looking around.. like a dog taking a shit... and Nia laughed again at that line, but then assumed, rightly or not, that the woman was worried who might be judging her.. when it is also quite possible she was in ,over the top, feminist mode ready to shame anybody who was looking. It seemed to me the guy was a bit of a douchebag for having a problem with public breastfeeding, but his main complaint was how the woman was looking around at everybody while she was exposed. The dog's face comparison is fxckin hilarious 😂.
Guys have a sexual attraction to breasts. If we see them in the wild we love them. I imagine the problem guys have with breastfeeding is that there's a child involved and you have to do mental gymnastics to figure out how the awkward situation could have been avoided, how you feel about it and such. If we were cats or some dumb animals we would be murking babies just to pork their mom. Good thing we're civilized, I just wish homeboy didn't want a "Gotcha" moment for his wife, that's prolly the most toxic part of it.
Anyone who has a problem with women breastfeeding in public needs to grow up. Children should be raised to know it is natural so that boys and men lacking maturity will know that a necessary part of life. Damn…. Common sense is not common anymore!
Bill.! :..Need your shoe size ..Billy. C'mon Buddy...is it an 11 ? It's a 11.5 or an 11...right Bill ? Unlees its a 10.5 because we know its not a 10 ! No way your a 10....so we're going w/11.. Good deal BILL ! It seems like we got cut off MR. Burrr..on the account of the Dial Tone ...right sir ? Unless its Not a Diial TONE but a similar Tone ...lke from a bird or... rain ?
it's either raining down DIAL TONE's ...Obviously ... Or someone typing ..is hallf bblknd..or is breast feeding nearby ?.Then,, Is it a woman .?.Could bbe a maan but 9 outta 10 times...it Usdd to be .A..Female. Woman neighbor or stranger living by dem' dang .ol'...Trains..that sound like a disl tone ..Anywsys came over there.. i'm guessing .but .if I'm wrong ..not a problem .just tell her .. That u & i..we will ..wait. No hurry Bill.y'...infact ..or...I can call you again Tomm. or drive over there tonight...... Whatever the weather ..Bill ..you decide ! So...yah' ..unless ii's an 11 ...i'm on my way brother' .
I was at a jewelry shop the other day and they ask you to just put your first name on a list and the time. So the employees can know who is next to serve. This guy freaks out and refuses to give his first name! Hell Starbucks asks for your name for your coffee.He was being a jerk! He could make up a bloody name like Testicle! The owner said “Fine I won’t wait on you!” So they both get into this huge hair ball of an argument over just writing a stupid name on the sign-in sheet! Like kindergarten!
Let me ask you this. Lets say you have a leak in your house. OK. You call the plumber up. He shows up, and he goes, "Yeah, the leaks coming from the upstairs bathroom. We need to shut it off bah bah buh bah" Then all of a sudden his wife walks in, who isn't a plumber. And then goes, "Yeah, I think it actually coming from the outside." Would you be like, "With all due respect, shut the fuck up. I need a plumber in this moment." I need a Comedian in this moment, not a comedian's wife.
If you’re really funny black people don’t just laugh they relocate.
I moved to a different state after reading this comment
😂😂😂😂
14:01 min Nia is a enrichment of your podcast, not to mention her influence on your life and your family!
God Bless you and God protect you and your family
It’s crazy how perfect they match in being amicably opposite.
Every podcast just makes me love Nia more.
ugh
Opposite
This is wonderfully long. 💖
That bit about black crowds and how they get when they're REALLY laughing lmfao. Mia's so sweet, you guys are great
*Nia
That’s why you i love Patrice Oneil when he talked shit to those people in the interviews i saw where brutal 😂
@15:05 😂😂😂
I ain’t laughed yet 😂
Or like at comedy shows, when the comic says something like, "I've been married for ten years", or, "I recently had a baby", and they all clap. That always makes me cringe, lol.
"Mind your own business, buddy. Breastfeeding is only between the mother and her offspring. Why are you looking at that, are you jealous? Mommy issues?"
Nia quoted The Song Remains the Same. Thats awesome!
It's from stairway
Yes, the live version that is on TSRtS.
Zep… doe’s anyone remember laughter!? Nia love it lol chur
17:50 old billy fart pants 😂
😂.... what was that???
Outrun the laughter Miss Nia..😂😂😂
a friend of mine bought an
expensive car
&
she had to have her hand
laser scanned
for the security system
her response :
" WHO AM I ,
JASON STATHAM
IN THE TRANSPORTER movies ? "
the manager told her :
it's so we can program your
prints into the door handle
so even if someone breaks
the window to bypass the
door lock , their prints
won't open the door ,
just like
KITT on KNIGHT RIDER ,
it will auto lock the car
so it won't start
and it set off the alarm
and notify our security company
who will call you "
a few weeks later
someone broke the door lock
but their fingerprints set off the
ALARM 🚨
and locked the car
so it wouldn't start
Nia´s whole argument is just to act more and more offended by the word "ammo"
Public breastfeeding, it's only a problem for men because I feel if we glance at it and get caught glancing at it then we're thought of as a pervert. It's a no win situation. Look away real quick like you got caught being a perv, or stare like a perv. Men are wired to look at boobs, we just don't want to be thought of as perverts because we looked. It's almost automatic. We're just as if not more embarrassed in that situation than the mother. That being said, there are some creepy perverts out there but that's not most of us.
You can look for a second, just don't stare like a moron.
😂😂okay
Bill did answer the internet and was great at it
Yeah Nia......because women NEVER overreact.
Yeah the dude calling it an "ammo" implies Mal intentions. I g t why Nia stuck to that.
nia is the best lol
"people don't wanna hear something this long"...
Meanwhile, I'm working on a Sunday night, alone, and you're keeping me from driving myself crazy 😂
24:55 the Rembrandts did the theme song, although Chrissie Hynde did guest star on an episode of Friends.
45:27 And that's why Bill Burr is a LEGEND
I worked a dunk tank when I was 14 or 15. It was glorious.
That "down the clown" dude sounds like he stole the show from everyone else and I'd gladly spend an entire afternoon laughing my ass off at the guy😂
Damn, Nia dropping Sneaker Pimp and Massive Attack references. Becoming X is a classic now...
Under the radar, Bill, you kill me. [ Stan went and tried to hide, fooker ha lived too long and realises he needs make more money ]
Oh, that your lady, this is cooler than I thought. You got _real_ balls man!
I’m a lifelong punk and metal fan. Check out Fucked Up. Great punk band!
Bill “I don’t want my identity stole”
Also bill “send me links”
😂
this is fucking hilarious, specially the one about the breastfeeding reaction! Love the chemistry!
This is how petty humans can be. Arguing over the dumbest shit.
0:42 👑
“Come along and suck the laughter out of the room”
Anyone else hear the little fart sound at 17:51?
Yes sir. They kept it moving lol
I did hahahaha 🤣😂
Nia is based.
9:20 I think he was talking about Pink Cream 69, a glam rock band from the 90s. Amazing singer, Andi Deris, became lead singer of the Power metal band Helloween. Check out the first 2 albums of PC69
Probably Sham 69. Famous for "If the kids are united"
I think Nia is talking about the bear naked ladies for big bang
"Ammo" triggered Nia so hard it immediately flipped their usual dynamic...
They agreed from the very beginning that seeing someone breastfeeding in public can be kind of startling/awkward to observe AND that it's something for which we should generally be more accepting/accommodating but when duder says "ammo" Nia gets so angry and focused on that she forgets they're already in agreement that it "can be weird" but "people should get over it" and only hammers on the latter point that people should "get over it" while BIll isn't quick enough to recognize/diffuse the emerging "dueling-Devil's-advocate" situation and he just falls in with her and starts leaning too hard on "it can be weird" point and stoking/getting drawn into the tangential arguments about sexism. Hilarious.
Listen to my fave rock bands : At the drive in (more punk rock) And The mars Volta (more experimental) and then Antemasque (easier listening less hard rock more people can listen to)
All these have same two guys in it and then random others in the band! Amazingly talented lead singer Cedric and the composer and guitarist among other things Omar Rodriguez Lopez
Breast feeding blankets exist 😂😂😂 ijs
Operations Ivy 🤟🤟👍👍🤙🤙
43:40
😂
Actually, I remember seeing a breastfeeding sesh going on in public when I was a kid and I didn’t care, I was just enjoying it🤷🏽♂️
So...did you here bout' all dem' craZy Alien Artifacts..that folks been findin' in there Very Own Bathtubs...at home...Yes its on the News !Yes Deloris ..Inside their own Bsthrooms ...
Men simply see the world as the marketers program them to. Unfortunately some women are complicit in the rouse. (Unknowingly).
Nia's taste in music ❤
Nia was right. The dude just wanted to use Bill as a cudgel against his girlfriend.
14:00
Nia finally brought the breastfeeding discussion back to what seemed to be the guy's main problem ... that the woman was looking around.. like a dog taking a shit... and Nia laughed again at that line, but then assumed, rightly or not, that the woman was worried who might be judging her.. when it is also quite possible she was in ,over the top, feminist mode ready to shame anybody who was looking. It seemed to me the guy was a bit of a douchebag for having a problem with public breastfeeding, but his main complaint was how the woman was looking around at everybody while she was exposed. The dog's face comparison is fxckin hilarious 😂.
Guys have a sexual attraction to breasts. If we see them in the wild we love them. I imagine the problem guys have with breastfeeding is that there's a child involved and you have to do mental gymnastics to figure out how the awkward situation could have been avoided, how you feel about it and such. If we were cats or some dumb animals we would be murking babies just to pork their mom. Good thing we're civilized, I just wish homeboy didn't want a "Gotcha" moment for his wife, that's prolly the most toxic part of it.
Was he talking about Yukko the clown?
What real man would not want to marry Nia?
Anyone who has a problem with women breastfeeding in public needs to grow up. Children should be raised to know it is natural so that boys and men lacking maturity will know that a necessary part of life. Damn…. Common sense is not common anymore!
Fine then. Don't bitch when us boys fart and piss and spit in public too. It's natural and necessary.
😅 my
I want to marry the lawyer, that I'm in love with. Just like our brother, worth "Billions in Bourbon".
Sham 69
Bill.! :..Need your shoe size ..Billy. C'mon Buddy...is it an 11 ? It's a 11.5 or an 11...right Bill ? Unlees its a 10.5 because we know its not a 10 ! No way your a 10....so we're going w/11.. Good deal BILL ! It seems like we got cut off MR. Burrr..on the account of the Dial Tone ...right sir ? Unless its Not a Diial TONE but a similar Tone ...lke from a bird or... rain ?
it's either raining down DIAL TONE's ...Obviously ... Or someone typing ..is hallf bblknd..or is breast feeding nearby ?.Then,, Is it a woman .?.Could bbe a maan but 9 outta 10 times...it Usdd to be .A..Female. Woman neighbor or stranger living by dem' dang .ol'...Trains..that sound like a disl tone ..Anywsys came over there.. i'm guessing .but .if I'm wrong ..not a problem .just tell her .. That u & i..we will ..wait. No hurry Bill.y'...infact ..or...I can call you again Tomm. or drive over there tonight...... Whatever the weather ..Bill ..you decide ! So...yah' ..unless ii's an 11 ...i'm on my way brother' .
Bill don’t know Reddit.
I was at a jewelry shop the other day and they ask you to just put your first name on a list and the time. So the employees can know who is next to serve. This guy freaks out and refuses to give his first name! Hell Starbucks asks for your name for your coffee.He was being a jerk! He could make up a bloody name like Testicle! The owner said “Fine I won’t wait on you!” So they both get into this huge hair ball of an argument over just writing a stupid name on the sign-in sheet! Like kindergarten!
Leftover crack sucks
Taking offense = premeditated sociopathy; it's an excuse, pretext and justification for treating someone else like garbage.
A breast feeder gave it thumbs down
Yes
Wife wasn't sure if she wanted to breast feed our kids, I told her to give it her breast. And that's why I'm not Bill Burr.
Let me ask you this. Lets say you have a leak in your house. OK. You call the plumber up. He shows up, and he goes, "Yeah, the leaks coming from the upstairs bathroom. We need to shut it off bah bah buh bah" Then all of a sudden his wife walks in, who isn't a plumber. And then goes, "Yeah, I think it actually coming from the outside." Would you be like, "With all due respect, shut the fuck up. I need a plumber in this moment."
I need a Comedian in this moment, not a comedian's wife.
The fuck are you talking about
Good DOG dude, anyone reacting to nature like this is soooo narrow minded.
Bill lost that breastfeeding argument badly, he shouldve gave up on that. Being offended by a mother breastfeeding shouldnt be a thing by anyone.
“ he shouldve gave up on that.”
Man, you should give up on commenting.
“…. should’ve given up….”
Can't stand Nia
how can i email him?
Sham 69
Sham 69