How to Actually Survive Being Stabbed

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  • Survival tips can come in handy at any time so it's better to know these tips and tricks now than be in a life or death situation and have to watch our TH-cam videos later. Find out the best ways to survive getting stabbed and other first-aid tips that will keep you alive long enough to receive medical aid!
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  • @troyt6532
    @troyt6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5453

    “The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed.”
    Stab victim: *Why didn’t I think of that!?*

    • @prompuripat1265
      @prompuripat1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      It’s like saying if your drowning just breathe air

    • @Jamal-im5yu
      @Jamal-im5yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@prompuripat1265 if ur dead just get up

    • @G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TOR..
      @G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TOR.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Jamal-im5yu If ur in the hospital just dont go

    • @adanhassan7636
      @adanhassan7636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      400th like ez

    • @lockdownhamza
      @lockdownhamza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “If your stuck, just click the unstuck button”
      -Sun Tzu, Art Of Simplicity.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    "lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed" me too, bro, me too.

    • @skullduggery7917
      @skullduggery7917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So relatable lol

    • @6offdutyninjasN1
      @6offdutyninjasN1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've been looking everywhere and there's no where to put this but here!!!!

    • @vive335
      @vive335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t like it

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amazingsupergirl7125 3

  • @goodboyeah5049
    @goodboyeah5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    THIS SEEMS TO BE A GREAT IDEA!

    • @katytavegia8661
      @katytavegia8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's the Canadian response

    • @TREY9INE
      @TREY9INE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It really is depends on if the person has a heart

    • @jamiegall4180
      @jamiegall4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      “excuse me, can you please stop shooting me” 💀

    • @franchesca._.
      @franchesca._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jamiegall4180 imagine… 💀

    • @mog5397
      @mog5397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jamiegall4180 "okay, sorry for inconvenience"

  • @timilehinpearse7485
    @timilehinpearse7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    “Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school” 😂😂💀💀😭

    • @E123Gordo
      @E123Gordo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I was wondering when someone was gonna talk about it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elijahmayen6872
      @elijahmayen6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I went straight to the comments for that🤣😂

    • @qasimnaveed9365
      @qasimnaveed9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No wonder they only talking about stabbing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hugohart5880
      @hugohart5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ayo who turned on friendly fire

    • @gavindaengsrurisri2
      @gavindaengsrurisri2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro the people in America so fat we get bullet immunity

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    "please dont shoot me"
    shooter : "understandable, have a nice day"

    • @MJane-sensei_darlins
      @MJane-sensei_darlins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Redwan777 *promises are made to be broken*

    • @user-zb3kp3ru3z
      @user-zb3kp3ru3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Shooter: Brings out knife

    • @doge896
      @doge896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-zb3kp3ru3z “please dont stab me!”

    • @direnoiraen8087
      @direnoiraen8087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@doge896 brings out a car

    • @Angiepookiebear
      @Angiepookiebear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@direnoiraen8087 Mary Poppins

  • @Potato-km4zg
    @Potato-km4zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5230

    Aight thx.

    • @ofesp.
      @ofesp. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Potato salad

    • @ArcPlayz
      @ArcPlayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Daddy

    • @BlockoBasso
      @BlockoBasso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      But did you die?

    • @pyrotank1232
      @pyrotank1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      PUMPKINPIEEEEEEEEEE

    • @svantelignell738
      @svantelignell738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BlockoBasso i Think he died

  • @SpicyEdits
    @SpicyEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Killer: *Shoots me*
    Me: Could u please stop shooting me?
    Killer: Understandable, have a great day

    • @experienceetc2207
      @experienceetc2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes Chef

    • @naohperkins7446
      @naohperkins7446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @LOL _YT no even if you have a gun licence shooting someone will be assault or armed assault that can probably send someone to jail or a big fine

    • @SpicyEdits
      @SpicyEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LOL _YT happens a lot, can't blame, keep shooting me

    • @longliveducko
      @longliveducko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@naohperkins7446 u dont get the joke🤡

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naohperkins7446 r/woooosh

  • @wazzupp1029
    @wazzupp1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “How to survive being stabbed”
    Rasputin: so basically, be me.

    • @nathansakulich664
      @nathansakulich664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his one weakness is poison and getting shot until he was dead

    • @WetSquidy5
      @WetSquidy5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nathansakulich664 his cause of death was being drowned

    • @y100900185
      @y100900185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WetSquidy5 so hes a charizard?

  • @joedady1112
    @joedady1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3788

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed." - Infographics 2021

    • @cygaX0
      @cygaX0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      he's not wrong tho

    • @templar9325
      @templar9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      How to not getting stabbed
      -get a vest covered with tungsten
      -dodge the stabs and bullets
      -get a self defense weapons

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *Stabbing deaths have just plummeted to zero. [person behind the Infographics show] have been awarded the Nobel prize.*

    • @DoNotSubscribe0
      @DoNotSubscribe0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@templar9325*"dodge bullets"*

    • @k45oz29
      @k45oz29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can't argue with that

  • @cosmicsandwich7307
    @cosmicsandwich7307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting at you or around the general area? Ask them politely to stop"
    Aight bet

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Shooter: *is about to shoot you again*
      You: can you please not shoot me again?
      Shooter: sorry sorry, my bad!
      Shooter: *walks away*

    • @corojohn42
      @corojohn42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This gonna work with at least someone that watched this channel

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It'll work in Canada If you're in America, call "times" so we can chill for a second

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shooter: Aight imma stop, just hold still a little bit.

    • @bayoudrummer9855
      @bayoudrummer9855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please don't shoot...again!

  • @gachaiscringe861
    @gachaiscringe861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Myself: I don’t need this
    My Brain: Just in case

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Maybe you’re hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school”
    DAYUM

  • @slimgrim4851
    @slimgrim4851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Bro they really said the first way to survive is just to “don’t be stabbed lol”

    • @j_respect5948
      @j_respect5948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      R.I.P

    • @elikale3201
      @elikale3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @scatdawg1
      @scatdawg1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Your lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed

    • @daltongarrett7117
      @daltongarrett7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well good I won't have to say it here lol

    • @metalism6
      @metalism6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well yes...

  • @theguy8763
    @theguy8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "Maybe you're hanging out at a shooting range, or an American public school" ouch, that one hurt

    • @norivixen1877
      @norivixen1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean they aren't wrong I don't know any other country that has more school shooting

    • @crimsond4210
      @crimsond4210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@norivixen1877 other countries have their fair share of problems.

    • @ogge8375
      @ogge8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@crimsond4210 but other countries consider fixing those problems.

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So did getting shot.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ogge8375 our politicians pretend to care about school shootings. They try to fix it by taking guns away but completely ignore the mental health factor and the how the school system takes part in these incidents. It’s taking water from the bottom of the waterfall.

  • @legoeater6920
    @legoeater6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed"
    Guess I should cancel my flight to England

    • @bullymaguire5554
      @bullymaguire5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bullymaguire5554 0

    • @JJ_07777
      @JJ_07777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤺

    • @tsavmannyslengest4018
      @tsavmannyslengest4018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah bro come over. If u do go Tottenham in London it’s a very safe place 🌚

    • @whysoserious6641
      @whysoserious6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tsavmannyslengest4018 tottenham sounds like a wonderful place. Hopefully i dont run into these hoodlum ‘Roadman’ people

  • @tomjordan5519
    @tomjordan5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    One last thing about surviving stab wounds: you mentioned blocking with your fore arms, which is correct. However, you never want your palms to face outward (away from you). This is because the big veins in your arm become vulnerable, and you can experience a lot of blood loss if they are cut. Therefore, it is far better to have your palms facing you (so your veins face you). I hope that this is informative, and I also hope you never have to call on this knowledge.

    • @AlphaQ23
      @AlphaQ23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So thats why the Fighting Irish logo is what it is...

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So Naruto was wrong when he stopped Kiba's kunai!

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    if there’s one thing i’ve learned it’s to never take out the knife

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Right because it acts as a plug i was told, if you pull it out it will keep bleeding

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wouldn't they take it out

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@radkouse1of1 yeah but only if medical help is tsking it out cause they now what to do

    • @eliea4009
      @eliea4009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@cloudy5340 even paramedics don’t usually take out things that causes puncture wounds (if it’s still in there) first responders usually wait till we get to the hospital

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eliea4009 or that

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    Sounds complicated... Can we just agree to not stab me?

  • @ianprendergast944
    @ianprendergast944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    "How to survive being stabbed"
    British people: interesting innit

    • @reversee1871
      @reversee1871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JENIFAS DIARY

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1

    • @zyrexnotpyrex3205
      @zyrexnotpyrex3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can give tips
      1.get Stabproof vest
      2.get knife

    • @KopyErr
      @KopyErr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zyrexnotpyrex3205 the knife will probs be turned against u tho

    • @rizext
      @rizext 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KopyErr are u skunked

  • @whysoserious6641
    @whysoserious6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    As a Roadman living in London, i needed this.

  • @itachiuchiha6876
    @itachiuchiha6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    please forever keep this narrator, he always has me rolling.

    • @forngy
      @forngy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He doesn’t make the scripts

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@forngy 3

    • @forngy
      @forngy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KO_Manic 4

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@forngy 2

    • @friendlyfrenzy3498
      @friendlyfrenzy3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@forngy 5

  • @generalblack5556
    @generalblack5556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2966

    *Everybody in the UK (especially London):* "THE HOLY GRAIL!"

    • @SweetdistractionEdits
      @SweetdistractionEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      have you seen the monty python movie?

    • @floppademon1506
      @floppademon1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Pretty much just London

    • @antzzorar7819
      @antzzorar7819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ahlie😂

    • @Daniel-kn4ik
      @Daniel-kn4ik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      “Ask them politely to stop” 🤣🤣

    • @nightmaredream4766
      @nightmaredream4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@floppademon1506 Glasgow actually took over as knife crime capital....
      Of Europe

  • @ae_colemkii5133
    @ae_colemkii5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Man in alley: has a knife and walks up to me
    Me: wait lemme watch infographics

  • @Retarded_Pooh
    @Retarded_Pooh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Don't remove the knife, period. The moment you do, you're already done even if you cauterize the wound.

    • @feyble5408
      @feyble5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not exactly true. I'm in EMS and plenty of people survive wounds similar to stabbings and stabbings without the knife staying in. Often people get stabbed more then once.

    • @colekenshin3633
      @colekenshin3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A knife wound is like every other wound expect a gunshot wound......😐

    • @janusgreenway5137
      @janusgreenway5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if the guy who stabbed you wants their knife back though? They'll rip it out of your body and move on anyways.

    • @favelxs3910
      @favelxs3910 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feyble5408 still true if you got impaled on a tree branch or something, better toi let it stay in for a while 😅

  • @user-ps6xk9yh7n
    @user-ps6xk9yh7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Imagine someone's last words after being stabbed "I should have... watched that youtube tutorial..."

    • @christyjohnson5618
      @christyjohnson5618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @khalick4731
      @khalick4731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let me rephrase your sentence! "I should have memorized that TH-cam video"

    • @drunkduck9854
      @drunkduck9854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pfp

    • @mikey4117
      @mikey4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@christyjohnson5618 Funny but disturbing

    • @Trenton-Johnson
      @Trenton-Johnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why i am here

  • @Unknowinglylmao
    @Unknowinglylmao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Ask them politely to stop" Thank you bro, you just saved a life

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or ended it

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Bro, please stop.”
      “No.”
      *RUNS*

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      believe it or not - this actually worked.

  • @nitrogaming2956
    @nitrogaming2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As someone who has not gotten stabbed I can confirm that not getting stabbed is the best way to not get stabbed

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You obviously have no idea how fast and sneaky it can happen. Stay safe bro

  • @adhdshockboi3031
    @adhdshockboi3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “Don’t try to go all Rambo and dig the bullet out.”
    If women are watching I’m still gonna try it.

    • @lumpywumps5239
      @lumpywumps5239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video is pointless since if you het stabbed in the inside of your legs/armpit or any major artery you will bleed out or lose that arm forever

    • @thenoob6746
      @thenoob6746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lumpywumps5239 Dude, if you get your major arteries stabbed your gone

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lumpywumps5239 the video is not really pointless

    • @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658
      @itsrainingtacofasterwow5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lumpywumps5239 just don't hit the arteries now is it better? since arteries are close to the femur don't get stabbed there

  • @darkmosino4874
    @darkmosino4874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Infographics, one day its something like "why dogs are so cool" the next its "DONT DIE" never gets old

  • @randymancan8186
    @randymancan8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed” Me to my lungs: You and I are not so different

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      easy stab back take them with you if you have to die

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raven4k998 2

  • @AlSurayeMXM
    @AlSurayeMXM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The humor on channel is getting way better! Keep up the good work

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    “Ask them politely to stop”
    Attacker: *stabs*
    Victim: Could you please stop? I’m sorry it just hurts a little haha

    • @zxr_895
      @zxr_895 ปีที่แล้ว

      Attacker: understandable. Have a great day

  • @zammmmm890
    @zammmmm890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    “Or an American public school” 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m screaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @thetrimreaper1019
      @thetrimreaper1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its really not that funny tbh...i get what he is sayin, but the families and people that were killed or injured have had their lives ruined. So its not really a laughing matter, seriously.

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@thetrimreaper1019 comedy is a form of coping mechanism. No subject should be removed from comedy because it makes people feel better. Maybe we shouldn’t joke if it recently happened though.

    • @jamesvelazquez1004
      @jamesvelazquez1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thetrimreaper1019 if you going to take everything so seriously you’re going to live or probably do live a sad sad life

    • @gogogadget6207
      @gogogadget6207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay Zamarioa so funny

    • @enricorodrigues-castragran7810
      @enricorodrigues-castragran7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thetrimreaper1019 let it have been a race joke towards minorities though then you guys wouldve been "you guys need to loosen up!" "Its just dark comedy" so on, so fourth. You know the demographic that was the school comment was geared to so youre feeling a bit tender towards it I understand

  • @SmiIeyyXD
    @SmiIeyyXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    Just tell them no, they legally can't do whatever they are attempting to do.

    • @floofygod
      @floofygod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes, nation wide knife ban would also stop the stabbers so you dont have to say no

    • @dylanconnolly2665
      @dylanconnolly2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But there probablly not got much regard for your life

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO ONE LIKE AGAIN THE LIKE NUMBER IS GOOD AAAAAAAA

    • @generalflopper9697
      @generalflopper9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Noesoes_ are you 1

    • @Noesoes_
      @Noesoes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@generalflopper9697 no

  • @adrilove8394
    @adrilove8394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is great! Thank you!

  • @BOOLME
    @BOOLME ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the advice!

  • @KobeTheCuh
    @KobeTheCuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    People in UK: “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @shadowz5226
      @shadowz5226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      3:27 people in US “Write that down! Write that down!”

    • @kelsie7026
      @kelsie7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowz5226 LOLL

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kelsie7026 -3/4

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowz5226 -3/5

    • @swamp_villager
      @swamp_villager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *SHAMK*
      Oi little rude of ya' to stuck that knife inta' me like at' innit?

  • @evielinder3944
    @evielinder3944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Ask them politely to stop” 💀

    • @unxtraordinary
      @unxtraordinary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      **Stabs you**
      "Oh, wait you're asking me to stop mate? Ye, sure I won't stab you without your consent!"

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just ask the blood to stop coming out

    • @TheRobot13
      @TheRobot13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mapletreepower7038 when you're about to die, just keep living.
      What's the big deal?

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheRobot13 I don't give myself consent to die

    • @M.satyam
      @M.satyam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nevermind there is no fruit in explaining 😒

  • @repticworld
    @repticworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you this really helped

  • @UNDERW3RLD
    @UNDERW3RLD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He said “wrong side of the knife” as if someone would stab you with the part you hold the knife with

    • @stonaman8712
      @stonaman8712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some of us are just built different 😂

  • @xdSolar
    @xdSolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    As someone who lives in the UK This feels like a personal attack but I’m not complaining

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What is like to live in the UK? (just curious)

    • @slaythehousebootsdown
      @slaythehousebootsdown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@REEEPROGRAM shanking

    • @xdSolar
      @xdSolar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sonja Morrisonpierced right through me😔😔

    • @changedmyusernameagain7654
      @changedmyusernameagain7654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@REEEPROGRAM 90% rain, 3% days that are ridiculously hot and you can't sleep at night, 2% warm days, 5% cold days

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@changedmyusernameagain7654 90% rain? That sounds.. Kinda depressing

  • @Tomcat_03
    @Tomcat_03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Video idea: how to survive surviving when you need to survive

    • @user-mw2su8xb4i
      @user-mw2su8xb4i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vouch

    • @LuTasticBomBastic03
      @LuTasticBomBastic03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when do u not need to survive😭😭😭

    • @funkyfreak97
      @funkyfreak97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too difficult. Now dying to survive. Send help.

    • @Boom080
      @Boom080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@funkyfreak97 i sent 911 over there
      Oops it was 922, if a serial killer comes it wasn't my fault

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simple survive

  • @scallink
    @scallink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everybody gangsta until somebody say “bro I gotta try this out”

  • @samryan3299
    @samryan3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How good is this narrative 👍 and still a really good information drop

  • @Benni777
    @Benni777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “Maybe you’re hanging out an a shooting range, or an American school…”
    *Ooopp felt that one* 😬

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i refuse to be offended by this

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I lowkey started laughing at that part

    • @Cmorales624
      @Cmorales624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xenoshadow7575 why low key 🤣🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @xenoshadow7575
      @xenoshadow7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cmorales624 because when I was first watching this my stomach decided to feel all weird but then when that part came up I just started laughing like crazy

    • @rebecca1331
      @rebecca1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenoshadow7575 lol same

  • @Jedword
    @Jedword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    "An american public school" Definitely my favorite Jab taken at americans

    • @yuuji8447
      @yuuji8447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I was looking for this comment

    • @JBPazos
      @JBPazos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Right up there along with shooting ranges

    • @GamerMarine89
      @GamerMarine89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Gotta admit it's messed up but it's hilarious much like the follow up "if someone is shooting at you ask them to stop politely"

    • @imthekattmann
      @imthekattmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Politely ask them to stop

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      💀You guys have way more stabbings than us in the U.S

  • @young6211
    @young6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had got stabbed 6 time 4 months ago and I am 15 and this video help me survive thank you so much

  • @gabrielkawa3477
    @gabrielkawa3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a very important video thanks

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    *Gets stabbed*
    Blood: "aight, imma head out."
    Vital organs: "Bravo six, going dark."
    Stomach: "He needs some milk."

  • @QuickVibe1
    @QuickVibe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    If you said “The world is a bad place, sooner or later you’re gonna get stabbed” 😂

  • @HansVeiller
    @HansVeiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks it really helped, really appreciate it.

  • @totallynote-girl7212
    @totallynote-girl7212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect to my book 😌
    Tyy

  • @notify7581
    @notify7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I stepped on a piece of lego and I'm still alive

  • @epicoli969
    @epicoli969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “The best way to not get stabbed is too not get stabbed”
    Infographic show

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember if attacked with acid flush it with beer lot and lots of beer

  • @orgil0336
    @orgil0336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks this actually worked

  • @shhshshshs1028
    @shhshshshs1028 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the tutorial

  • @ethant6797
    @ethant6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I live in England this is gonna be so helpful yav saved me life

    • @7addaribaba
      @7addaribaba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤡

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FionaA17 cheers

    • @FionaA17
      @FionaA17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethant6797 it wasn’t an insult lol 💀

    • @ethant6797
      @ethant6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FionaA17 it's alright haha

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No one:
    School nurses: put an ice pack on it

  • @cainster
    @cainster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never bring a knife to an Infographics fight.

  • @yes5019
    @yes5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Needed this tutorial for the future 👍

  • @siphenkosi6339
    @siphenkosi6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I've been stabbed before, in both lungs, and one thing I can tell you is that it is not a pleasant experience.
    I got to the hospital in 45 minutes, got stitches, and had to wait about +10 hours before I could get a chest tube insertion.
    This is how I managed to survive it; as soon as I got stabbed, my heart was beating fast and it felt like something heavy was placed on my chest, I couldn't take deep breaths, I first thought that my heart was beating fast due to adrenaline but after 30 minutes later I realized that something was seriously wrong.
    I started taking slow and shallow breaths in order to stop my lungs from expanding and when I got to the hospital bed, I spent the night fully awake in an upright position. I did my best to not exert myself as I did not want to put pressure on my chest.
    This is what worked for me, slow and shallow breaths until I could get a chest tube insertion.

    • @firejeff12354
      @firejeff12354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      smart man god bless ur alive

    • @omegaentertainment1
      @omegaentertainment1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why did it take so long for the hospital to realize your lungs were punctured and to insert a chest tube?

    • @wingsoffreedom6999
      @wingsoffreedom6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did the stab feel, do you remember the side effects and overall pain that came with the stabbing

    • @Kibbles3
      @Kibbles3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just would like to say that as a person with asthma, this isn’t easy to accomplish, I remember one time I cried too hard and nearly died from an asthma attack. Long story short, props to you for, what was it, 10 hours of shallow breaths

    • @pass_da_knoccs83
      @pass_da_knoccs83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wild, I got stabbed iny lung and almost died recently when a guy trapped me and my bro off in a dead end with a knife and rushed my bro . We beat dog feces out of him and took his knife . Didn't realize he poked me and slashed my leg until after we chased him off the scene . That's not all that he had in store for him but 🤫

  • @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH
    @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "The best way to survive being stabbed is to not get stabbed."
    Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @JohnJohnathanJohnson
    @JohnJohnathanJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I TESTED IT AND IT WORKED!!!!! TYSM!!!

  • @lonewolfnergiganos4000
    @lonewolfnergiganos4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love that Infographics is explaining us how to avoid death.

  • @onlinefool9931
    @onlinefool9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Should ask the 12yr old girl that got stabbed 19 times by her "friends" who believed slenderman was real

    • @astolfo-official
      @astolfo-official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok

    • @jamiethomas5184
      @jamiethomas5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real that was crazy!!!!!

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I heard something about one of those girls the other day. I think she got an early release from jail or mental institution or wherever she got sent. I think it was one of them.

    • @loop4737
      @loop4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahaahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahaua

    • @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368
      @oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She forgot to politely ask them to stop.

  • @COURTZYOUTUBE
    @COURTZYOUTUBE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m from London thankyou this is helpfull

  • @sillyhuman...
    @sillyhuman... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's spitting out facts.

  • @ant51006
    @ant51006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    how to survive:
    1. put an ice pack over the wound

    • @cloudy5340
      @cloudy5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did someone call the school nurse😒

  • @SleepParalysisDemon920
    @SleepParalysisDemon920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Lungs are extremely allergic to being stabbed"
    *HMMMMMM*

    • @michaelredmond6861
      @michaelredmond6861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a filthy lie, there's nothing wrong with getting stabbed in the lungs.

    • @arkierelly
      @arkierelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelredmond6861 Wait what

  • @johnnyblaze7159
    @johnnyblaze7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Tio Juan who's right now living in the streets and is a big alcoholic went through so much in his life, my dad told me this story of my Tio of when he was a kid he was stayed the night at my tios and one night someone came knocking on the door asking for water and that he was very thirsty my Tio Juan being a good man when and grabbed him some water after the man pounded the water my Tio turned around and left his back open and the man started stabbing my Tio repeatedly in the back over and over again he ended up surviving the stab wounds and years later my Tio is still alive with a bunch of stab scars all over his back my Tio Juan is a blessed man to be here still on this earth today

  • @MonsieurEldritch
    @MonsieurEldritch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Respect for putting the title as the first clip

  • @karthikvelum1921
    @karthikvelum1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Switching to your sidearm is fast"
    "Using your knife is even faster"
    -An intelligent person

    • @russell6075
      @russell6075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Stay at home - Man with common sense

    • @amintiri2503
      @amintiri2503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@russell6075 go outside

    • @travis6061
      @travis6061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading ;)

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I got stabbed, on my back near my left shoulder, luckily the knife was pretty small so no internal organs or arteries were punctured, but I still bled pretty badly.
    Here's how it happened: I got into a fight with a random guy, we scuffled for a little while before I managed to chase him away. At first I didn't realize I was stabbed, but after the adrenaline wore off I realized I was bleeding and found a hole on my back, where he stabbed me. I went to a nearby parking lot where I started applying first aid, took my shirt off, put pressure on the wound and called an ambulance. Once the ambulance came I was literally sitting in a pool of my own blood. I made it to the hospital, thankfully, without passing out (or worse; dead), got stitched up and after a few weeks made a full recovery. This story has a happy ending but not everyone is this lucky. Be careful out there guys and especially girls, hopefully this never happens to you but if it does I hope you know what to do to prevent yourself from dying.

  • @dyamondmcdade2811
    @dyamondmcdade2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    actually needed this a month ago. thx tho.

  • @lyre3603
    @lyre3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good advice for my trip to the UK

  • @user83nf3
    @user83nf3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    03:28
    "Maybe you're hanging out in a Shooting Range or an _American Public School_ "
    *hold up*

  • @gauravagarwal3322
    @gauravagarwal3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I would definitely ask the shooter politely to stop shooting me after getting shot once.

  • @AntiShadow
    @AntiShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Can't wait to go to South London and test this out!*

  • @hellver
    @hellver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    will be needing this for uk

  • @phoenixblossom621
    @phoenixblossom621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.”

  • @Andre-eo4xe
    @Andre-eo4xe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why Martial arts and self defence are important man
    Seriously learning how to disarm an armed assailant and incapacitate them is more important than most people make it out

  • @WifiThing
    @WifiThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "If your at a gun range, or an American school" I couldn't have laughed any harder.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Is whoever shot you still shooting you or at the general area? Ask them politely to stop."
    -Infographics

    • @mnrkm
      @mnrkm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pointless advice, the shooter won't listen to a word of it if they are with the intention of shooting someone.

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mnrkm Thank infographics

    • @janaismael8509
      @janaismael8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mnrkm r/woooooooosh

  • @tojov8323
    @tojov8323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Maturity is when you realise
    *""The best way to survive being* *stabbed is not to get stabbed""*

  • @ruberbandengineer9618
    @ruberbandengineer9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thx bro i live in Briton so this is very helpful lol👌

  • @justinw2330
    @justinw2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This video had an extra layer of sarcasm in it.

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I'm not a hero or badass, but if my family is getting threatened I'm going out with a fight. I love them too much to have them get hurt.

  • @anthonywomack2260
    @anthonywomack2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Hanging around a shooting range or an American public school", infographics, you out did yourself with this one 😂😂😂

  • @hiimalcatraz5912
    @hiimalcatraz5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Being a grown man living in london after England lost
    Watching this video was a must

  • @octo449
    @octo449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This man said "An american public school" that had me weak.

  • @toddslaw8195
    @toddslaw8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I cracked up when I heard when he said “don’t be a billy badass and book it” 😂

  • @jacki.3_liao
    @jacki.3_liao 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The amount of sarcasm in this video is amazing

  • @YellowvzzGaming
    @YellowvzzGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt the whole video 😭

  • @whosman817
    @whosman817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How to survive : DONT DIE

  • @ronitbambhabiya9927
    @ronitbambhabiya9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    3:42 "ask them politely to stop"
    Shooter - shooting at me
    Me - pls stop
    Shooter - understandable, have a great day

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 -5/6

    • @nnnnnn8173
      @nnnnnn8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KO_Manic what?

    • @KO_Manic
      @KO_Manic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nnnnnn8173 1

    • @ninaisastar
      @ninaisastar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      tell them to talk to
      *THE HAND*
      **DUN DUN DUUUNN**

  • @Lucius_murrius
    @Lucius_murrius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks now my panic and anxiety levels went from high to extra high

  • @mr.mister791
    @mr.mister791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for this. Was about to get stabbed but now I know!

  • @mr.shrimpo5736
    @mr.shrimpo5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Lungs are allergic to being stabbed"
    And I'm deathly allergic to dying, what's with all these allergies... am I right?

  • @ellenrice19
    @ellenrice19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That advice about seatbelts is definitely the best...I walked away from 2 accidents because of the seat belts, a head on collision (before we all had air bags) and more recently a very spectacular freewsy collision - spun around twice and barrel rolled 3x before coming to rest. And only "whiplash" injuries to show for each...wear your seat belts!

  • @Eclapce
    @Eclapce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thenkyew