Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: An Unbridled Rage

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  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18692

    Hello there!
    It's pretty crazy that it's been two years since I put out that video ranting about a crappy movie and now, here we are.
    Disney managed to make, essentially, the exact same mistake as they did in 2017 and so I have a perspective to share on the subject. This video kinda wiped me out a bit, I've been writing, editing and rendering for 3 weeks straight, little sleep/socialising but it meant getting something that normally takes about a month and a half out, in half the time.
    Thanks to that, there may be a couple of mistakes and corners cut but the message is mostly unmistakable;
    The Rise of Skywalker was awful, the sequel trilogy was a disaster...
    But I am thankful for what it brought my life. I'm thankful for you lot enjoying my content and supporting this channel. I guess this video marks the end of an era in a way, or at least the bookend for the two years. I have a bunch of big plans for 2020, I hope to see you lot there. o/
    Also, check out Shadiversity, he makes kickass Medieval media analysis videos - th-cam.com/users/shadmbrooks
    See yah next time folks...

    • @kenjithemilkman
      @kenjithemilkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      love u mate

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      MauLer I love you so fucking much Mauler! Do you have a patreon?

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      MauLer You are honestly incredible. That can’t be understated. The most intelligent youtuber on this platform.

    • @IcePhysicsGaming
      @IcePhysicsGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      haha! You made me think of the cloners on Kamino when you said, "in half the time".

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      JJ Abrams disliked that.

  • @AmberSmith-zx2rp
    @AmberSmith-zx2rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7654

    "I'm Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    "Uh, I don't have a last name. I'm on my own."
    "So... Solo."

    • @TheInverseGentleman
      @TheInverseGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Fucking nice

    • @LyraLyraPantsOnFyra
      @LyraLyraPantsOnFyra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Nailed it

    • @ripwinkler1595
      @ripwinkler1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Rey Sand

    • @baphomathedude8057
      @baphomathedude8057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      That would actually be better then her desicrating the name Skywalker

    • @Torlik11
      @Torlik11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      @@ripwinkler1595 Does that mean she's coarse and rough and irritating and she gets everywhere?

  • @4ll3sb4n4n3
    @4ll3sb4n4n3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6378

    I hate Disney humor, it's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @lutherburgsvik6849
      @lutherburgsvik6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      So it belongs on Tatooine then...?

    • @thesnipingseal8011
      @thesnipingseal8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Luther Burgsvik pretty harsh insult for tatooine. Don’t you think

    • @lutherburgsvik6849
      @lutherburgsvik6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@thesnipingseal8011 yeah, I suppose so. It was just that he said *'rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere'* and that kind of sums up sand. And Tatooine is a desert planet full of sand, so I thought it was kind of amusing.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO.

    • @de4th1snt3nough
      @de4th1snt3nough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Are you referencing something? I cant place it... its like my mind is steering me away from it

  • @ultimatewpn
    @ultimatewpn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5859

    I'm going to pretend that when C3PO looked to the screen and said "I'm taking one last look at my friends", he was speaking to the audience.

    • @soulsdancetomusic
      @soulsdancetomusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      ultimatewpn Noooo, why would you say that!?!?!?

    • @laresial
      @laresial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      And JJ Abrams killed him, and they friends in the film what did for save him?, nothing. Nothing at all. They did not mind at all about C2P0

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@laresial I thought that was more of Rian thing to do really, C3PO and R2D2 were not exactly much in TLJ at all.

    • @coh2conscript851
      @coh2conscript851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Dont make me sad like that dude holy fuck

    • @Overlord734
      @Overlord734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      He was replaying a footage from ep6 celebration.

  • @data7193
    @data7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    Luke Skywalker: Fights a sith lord for the first time
    >Loses hand
    >Thrown down a garbage chute
    >Almost dies, needed to be rescued.
    Anakin Skywalker: Fights a Sith lord for the first time
    >Loses hand
    >Thrown into a pile of scrap metal unconscious
    > Obi Wan is also defeated, master yoda steps in
    Rey: Fights sith lord for the first time
    >wins for some reason

    • @ihatemychannelname
      @ihatemychannelname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      lost nothing and has the audacity to call herself a skywalker

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      You've gotta love our very own Ma-Rey Suuuuuuuueeee

    • @john_1986
      @john_1986 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "You're no sith, you can barely even hold a lightsaber!"
      - Anakin to Kylo Ren voiceline in Battlefront 2

    • @dakotasherman632
      @dakotasherman632 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Thry seem to have forgotten that villains are supposed to win from time to time, and be intimidating.

    • @username45739
      @username45739 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Rey: Fights sith lord for the first time
      >wins for some reason"
      1) Emu Ren wasn't a sith "lord" - he was a larper, which in itself could be taken as too much of a deconstructive/meta approach for this series.
      2) There's lots of movies where the hero wins at the end of the 1st (sometimes even only!) movie, you should watch more than just Star Wars.
      Hell Luke didn't get violently crushed after trying to taken down a gargantuan space station that shoots lasers - if he had, and then Rey did a trenchrun and won, you'd be typing "Mary Suuueeee loololol" like a mindless fg.

  • @bentonrp
    @bentonrp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6760

    Rey staring at the suns means nothing to her; She's never seen them before. Luke stared out at them for 19 years hoping out there was better than where he was. Nice try Rey. Nice try stealing everything.

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

      More like Disney stealing our childhood

    • @Taojas
      @Taojas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Exactly. Just another example that Rey is not even a fictional character in any sense of the word but rather an Ideological construct. And this is just another example of the gaping black void of total inauthenticity at the very heart of this trilogy. It is a doppleganger draped in the flayed, dead skin of the Star Wars franchise. Maybe Kathleen should change her surname to Bolton.

    • @chillyphil598
      @chillyphil598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      My favourite scene of
      Any Star Wars film. Not an original opinion but yeah her looking into them and stealing his name is so contrived. She didn’t even Bond with Luke fuck I hate Disney

    • @wacey7455
      @wacey7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      What really bothered me about that one scene was that not only was Rey standing in the same shot with the two sun's, for some stupid reason the writer also had that stupid comic relief beach ball Droid in the same beautiful picture. It made that scene SO cheap and down right ugly. I get that they were saying the Droid was an important friend with her the entire series and they needed to be standing in the wrap up shot together, but it was so unnessesary and took away from the gravitas of what we are supposed to be seeing. Why even bother having the stupid unfunny robot be there in the ending shot? UHG.

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I'd rather have Rey stare at something like a dual moon rise. This being something at the start of TFA, showing how she wants to escape poverty on not-Tatooine. Yeah, it sounds dumb but would be distinct and would look cool as both a parallel to the original dual sunset but as it's own spin - kind of like what most of us wished this trilogy would be.

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11853

    “I am all the sith”
    “And I am all the Jedi”
    Someone was paid to write this

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

      "I'm every women, its all in me..."

    • @spandsbab
      @spandsbab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

      Obi-Wan: Anakin you were the chosen one! Rey to self: Hihihi, I am the ONLY one... How to ruin 40 years of Star Wars in just 2 sentences...

    • @Thatslifebro_
      @Thatslifebro_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      I AM THE LAAAAAWWWWW!

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      @@MediumRareOpinions "I'M EVERY WHAMEN!"
      --Batwoman trailer

    • @jgfear
      @jgfear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      And I am Iron Man

  • @shawnyboy77
    @shawnyboy77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29225

    I also love when Rey finds the dagger she says something like "This has done terrible things." while she holds a lightsaber that has literally slaughtered a room full of children.

    • @protheu5
      @protheu5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4822

      Don't you worry about the children. No one's ever really gone.

    • @kingknightisbestknight7398
      @kingknightisbestknight7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

      @@protheu5 they are probably Force Ghosts too

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

      @@kingknightisbestknight7398 They're probably chasing Ghost-Anakin all over the Galaxy, so he is unable to help Jake, Kylo and Rey during the plots

    • @eras1066
      @eras1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

      @@SennaHawx
      Stabbing his Force ankles with their Force knives.

    • @TheHalogen131
      @TheHalogen131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Omg that is so true! I just laughed so hard!

  • @michaelfraser1073
    @michaelfraser1073 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    The absolute WORST sin of this movie is how they completely destroyed Palpatine.
    In the OT and the PT, Palpatine was depicted as a master manipulator and tactician. This man spent over a decade carefully manipulating everything, including starting a galaxy-wide war, to engineer the downfall of the Jedi and the establishment of the Republic. He managed to manipulate the Republic against itself, ensuring that not only was the Republic dismanted, but the Senators would cheer it on. He managed to delibaretely manipulate the own great hope of the Jedi to the dark side.
    In this pile of ass, he creates a fleet but doesn't use it, and then alerts the galaxy to his presence before his fleet is ready.

    • @sologamer3122
      @sologamer3122 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Honestly as much as I love Luke, Palpatine got the worst character assassination

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Palpatine in the original trilogy was just a dude in a chair who was incredibly arrogant and incredibly powerful. He didn't have really any layers to him until the prequel trilogy. But he still had a great and imposing presence, but not as much as Vader himself.

    • @unimpartialobserver
      @unimpartialobserver ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jacobmonks3722 I direct your attention to his arrival on the Death Star as an indication that you are not correct. When he emerges from the shuttle, the first thing you see clearly is his hands. His hands are almost always in frame when he is. He is meant to be seen as a master manipulator, and his goading and taunting of Luke throughout their meeting is indeed masterful.
      His downfall is that he underestimates the power of love, something he lacks.

    • @jacobmonks3722
      @jacobmonks3722 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @juliebartlett4222 Yes, but I wouldn't call that a particularly interesting or deep character. Thematically appropriate? Sure. Memorable? Absolutely. Like I said, just the feeling of his presence is his best quality. But did anybody really watch the OT and think, "I bet this guy has a lot of interesting interpersonal relationships and drama in his life and has a very compelling motivation for doing what he does." I'm willing to bet the number of people who actually thought that in the 80s was in the single digits.

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jacobmonks3722 Did you actually, you know, WATCH the OT?

  • @gyst8878
    @gyst8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9943

    This is how a generations spanning franchise dies, with roaring laughter.

    • @estebancuadra02
      @estebancuadra02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Gyst Underrated gem of a comment

    • @shaecouture7480
      @shaecouture7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      And thunderous Faps

    • @GrayderFox
      @GrayderFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      I mean, this *is* a fucking tragic waste of a story but I had to avoid busting a gut laughing in public after hearing the Empire lost *because they couldn't go up*.

    • @hoosier3060
      @hoosier3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gray guess they needed space viagra or something...

    • @marredcheese
      @marredcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Unfortunately, like Palpatine, Star Wars has been dead before...

  • @treasurecave431
    @treasurecave431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    The force awakens : where is luke
    The last jedi : who is luke
    The rise of skywalker : why is luke

    • @skyguy8786
      @skyguy8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      the sequel trilogy is abt the undoing of luke

    • @treasurecave431
      @treasurecave431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@skyguy8786 yup and specifically anakin too. And the irony is a fucking palpatine is the last one standing.

    • @cyclone4273
      @cyclone4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@treasurecave431 At this point its all about palpatine

    • @cranbury25
      @cranbury25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      The Force Awakens : Fuck the OT
      The Last Jedi : Fuck the PT, OT, & TFA
      The Rise of Skywalker : Fuck the PT, OT, TFA, & TLJ

    • @niewesoa5299
      @niewesoa5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      But no one ever really asks how is luke

  • @burr69
    @burr69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7263

    This entire trilogy could’ve been redeemed if Rey, at the end, said “I’m Rey palpatine” and then electrocuted that old lady

    • @marekkralik8290
      @marekkralik8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      Well,shit ... I agree holy fucking shit that woud be hillarious.

    • @griffith4723
      @griffith4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      No, no, no. It would’ve been funnier if she said “the force is female” out of nowhere and electrocute her with the sky instead of her hands. She then proceeds to be in every episode and movie and issue of Star Wars media and make it a fucking comedy, while being an all-out feminist.

    • @adrianogoulartcarvalho7144
      @adrianogoulartcarvalho7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      The movie would still have a lot of problems, but at least it would've been something

    • @somedude5581
      @somedude5581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      The only way to fix this trilogy is to retcon and reboot episodes 7-9.

    • @zenosol234
      @zenosol234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@somedude5581 and maybe this time, actually plan ahead. write more than a single episode instead and just make up more as you go along

  • @Britty_B
    @Britty_B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    If two lightsabers does that, image what general greivous could have done to him

    • @imperialguardproductions
      @imperialguardproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Just imagine grievous going to tatooine and digging up those lightsabers that Rey buried in *SAND* and then killed Rey immediately and took her lightsaber. If that's how the movie ended, I would give a standing applause

    • @sijul6483
      @sijul6483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@imperialguardproductions fine addition to my collection

    • @imperialguardproductions
      @imperialguardproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sijul6483 you ARE a bold one

    • @kodster234
      @kodster234 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "I am all the sith!"
      "And I am all the Jedi!"
      *Grievous bursts in*
      "And I have all the lightsabers!"

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3896

    I still cant get over how they said throughout the entire movie, "Dont be afraid of who you are" and then Rey goes and ditches her name because she's afraid of dealing with the Palpatine name.

    • @loukes7758
      @loukes7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Steel well Leia says “never be afraid of who you are” and then Rey sees a vision of herself from the dark side and the vision says “don’t be afraid of who you are” and then hisses at her. To me, that image of herself was mocking Leia and trying to show her how terrifying the person she could become truly is. I think it’s fucking awesome.

    • @loukes7758
      @loukes7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BELLA ben solo

    • @Debicus
      @Debicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@loukes7758 Eh. Too little too late for Rey.

    • @wourag3885
      @wourag3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually thought she took the name cos she wanted to bang Kylo, so thought it was spiritually hers 🤷‍♀️

    • @steel8231
      @steel8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@wourag3885 if that was the case why wasn't Ben Skywalker's force ghost there with Luke and Leyla's?

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    Remember in The Force Awakens when Han Solo said, "that's not how the force works!"
    That line applies to this whole film.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Dwebly II Hate to admit it but having Han back as a force ghost still make more sense than Han as a “mEmoRY”

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@nont18411 I mean, at least there's precedent to Han wielding a lightsaber in Empire. One could construe that as having at least a weak connection to the force (as JJ intended with Finn). But when Ryan went nowhere with that...UGH. This is why you don't let multiple directors with opposing creative visions take over from each other in the middle of an arc.

    • @niahoad
      @niahoad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Or when poe yelled: Tell us, you have a plan!

    • @KingOfAllDragoons
      @KingOfAllDragoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nirawit Karnjanasomwong especially since Kylo didn’t even know Han that well

    • @patricklemire9278
      @patricklemire9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all three of them .....the TNHTFW Trilogy.

  • @covingtown_
    @covingtown_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    When Ben Solo jumps down onto the giant chain and says "Ow!", this is his final line of dialogue in the whole movie. Kylo Ren/Ben Solo's final words are "Ow!". This is how the movie treats its own characters and lore.

    • @forsaken-pr5iz
      @forsaken-pr5iz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Lol

    • @Pendragon44321
      @Pendragon44321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

      Fuck....that absolutely pisses me off. I'm still so pissed about how such a shitty character he is yet he had so much fucking potential. Poor Adam Driver

    • @nightwishfan1991
      @nightwishfan1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Wow, that's incredibly depressing.

    • @davidredacted3769
      @davidredacted3769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      compare to lukes last lines. TLJ is shakespear compared to TROS.

    • @BasicSub
      @BasicSub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Those are my final words regarding the trilogy. Ow!

  • @johnlocke9437
    @johnlocke9437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Just for reference, creamy Sheev had 1080 star destroyers at Exegol. Each star destroyer has a crew of roughly 40,000 (including storm troopers). That means Sheevy Wonder had 42 million men at his disposal, at least 10 million of which were storm troopers. Why was he hiding again?

    • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
      @Connor_Kirkpatrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Because they don’t know how to fly up

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Obviously to breed stormtroopers to pilot his ships.

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 that’s why he’s in hiding, he participates in the breeding

    • @macgeorge8229
      @macgeorge8229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This not an excuse for the writers but for a galixy that is small like i would expect the empire haveing trillons of soldiers at its hight of whitch 10 mill is not mutch even for the huts space is big.

    • @elibethea4484
      @elibethea4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Mac George fair point but in the prequels 1.5 Million clones were enough to wage a galaxy wide war. If they had 10 million clones Palpitine had no reason to hide because he would know himself that 10 million is more than enough

  • @mauridelb
    @mauridelb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    It is ironic that this trilogy tries to be so "nostalgic" and offers "fanservice", but at the same time destroys the entire history of the original trilogy.
    Everything the heroes of the original trilogy did was in vain.

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yes. It would make me furious if it wasn't so sad. I'm ignoring everything after the OT because 90% of it stinks.

    • @krieghart5515
      @krieghart5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Yeah, what was the point of fan service when the fans it was servicing will notice how it undermines what the fans were fans of to begin with? Fuckng stupid and incompetent to the point of chaotic villainy.

    • @Alknix
      @Alknix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now it wasn't. That was then, this is now. Nobody promised that evil would be vanquished forever, and if that's what you imagined, it's your problem. There was a 30 year gap, for fuck's sake! You know what that equals to? The gap between WWI (you know, "the war to end all wars') and WWII. I wonder if there might be some parallel here.

    • @2nd_Directorate
      @2nd_Directorate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Alknix What you say makes absolute sense...IF it would be a new evil. Using the "old" one, who was allready defeated is straight up making the OT and everything our heroes did obsolete.
      And btw your analogy doesn´t hold truth, as there were different "evils" but i guess that escaped you. You just saw the WW I and WW II title and thought it is a continuation and belongs together...

    • @krieghart5515
      @krieghart5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Alknix That's nice you came up with all that, but the problem is they don't tell the story of how that happened. It's more or less fine for it to happen but it also has to make sense. The writers make no attempt at explaining anything, they just pitch the accomplishments of the OT off the roof just so they can copy it in a flashier, meaningless way.
      Disney Star Wars is a plagiarizing, greedy abomination that failed to capture what made the OT last all these years, which is a simple story and fleshed out, relatable characters who are shown to care about each other.
      Hell, most movies to come out in the last few years have been exploiting sensitive topics in order to appear on the moral good side when in actuality, they're just selling what's trendy. They don't care about equality or activism, only what they think will sell. If they had worked on the writing on top of pushing sensitive topics in an escapist adventure IP, they probably would stand to make exponentially larger stacks of cash, so it just shows how incompetent they are on top of their greed.
      It's indefensible unless you're completely delusional.

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    Remember when Mark Hamill didn't like what they did to Luke and all the Last Jedi fans disrespected and ignored him? He was just the precursor. Now the entire cast can taste the disappointment Mark was forced to drown in.

    • @jedi196
      @jedi196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      Well no, true fans didn't ignore him. In fact they highlighted what he said and was backing him up the whole way. Pretty unfair that you said everyone disrespected and ignored him when it was the opposite of that with the actual fans.

    • @theflyluciano7877
      @theflyluciano7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @@jedi196 Hello there! My man Obi-Wan here said all The Last Jedi fans not all Star Wars fans

    • @donaldjgumpofficial5754
      @donaldjgumpofficial5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      It's possible that the rest of the cast didn't want to jeopardise their roles in episode 9 so they waited.

    • @jedi196
      @jedi196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@theflyluciano7877 ah yes I see that now. Thanks for pointing it out :)

    • @theflyluciano7877
      @theflyluciano7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@jedi196 It's alright, alright, alright. Misreading things happen to the best of us (meaning you a Jedi are the best of us)

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14044

    “Who are you”
    “Rey”
    “Rey who”
    Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says...
    “Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Is this a crossover with Count Dankula?

    • @gerwynjones6862
      @gerwynjones6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Raya godess of the earth, wonder if she has male genitalia too.

    • @csh8451
      @csh8451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Ah, I see you're an internet historian as well.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@gerwynjones6862 Long as it's feminine male genitalia.

    • @Fangorum
      @Fangorum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gerwynjones6862 - Pffff... Hwa, Hua, haaa: shezzz aw Pout-clown-sneez - so yes‽

  • @spoon9854
    @spoon9854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    The dark side of Disney is a path that leads to many badly written sequels some would consider.. uncanonical

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL

    • @theenclave4981
      @theenclave4981 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They need to remake the sequels, pretend these never existed and set it to 10 years after Endor and either use CGI to remake the OT characters or create and entirely new cast. Add Admiral Thrawn the imperial remnant and maybe Palpatine in a cloned body that Luke proceeds to defeat a few times.

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@theenclave4981For the love of God, don't dig up and puppeteer Carrie Fisher's corpse for another movie

    • @KingDizzo86
      @KingDizzo86 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theenclave4981it might be time to recast the original characters

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@theenclave4981No, they need to just declare it noncanonical and just leave the saga alone.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    They killed the extended universe for this.
    They killed Kyle Katarn, Dash Rendar, Luke's New Jedi Order, Dark Forces, most of the KOTOR lore, all the post-trilogy novels- all of it.
    For this.
    I can't believe *this actually happened.*

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      They also killed the careers of Kathy Kennedy, Rian Johnson and Jay Jay.
      So at least something good came out of those movies.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jimb0 Who did award it, Warner Bros?

    • @maximus6844
      @maximus6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      They also killed Galen Marek and replaced him with Space Aladdin.

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Megan Todd As a follow up to Clone Wars, Rebels is underwhelming to say the least. Only episodes I truly ended up liking was the ones featuring Vader and the one where Obi-Wan and Darth Maul had their final showdown.

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Megan Todd Yeah I was super hyped for Thrawn to make a return, only for him to barely be anything close to the original

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16303

    This entire trilogy was just about Rey taking everything from Luke: His Lightsaber, his powers, his friends, his loved ones, his homestead, even his name.

    • @matthewcollins4773
      @matthewcollins4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

      His purpose. His legacy.

    • @shuyuwang6122
      @shuyuwang6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

      A palpatine taking everything from a skywalker

    • @SCWRMComms
      @SCWRMComms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

      Even his freaking X-Wing.
      -Jovahexeon

    • @incubussatyrius4965
      @incubussatyrius4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

      Girl was introduced as a scavenger.
      Sounds consistent.

    • @pierrelindgren5727
      @pierrelindgren5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      Rey is what a Java looks like underneath their hood.

  • @lariotmoneus241
    @lariotmoneus241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2348

    Rey ended up right back where she started, on a desert planet, lying to herself about her family, and hoping for someone to return. How are we supposed to see this as hope? How is that a character arc?

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Character BUNGEE
      XD

    • @derangedtortoise909
      @derangedtortoise909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It rimes doh dah die the sequels are balls

    • @johnwatsoniv384
      @johnwatsoniv384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It's a character arc... In a sitcom maybe.

    • @thejustinsteffan
      @thejustinsteffan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      it's like poetry it rhymes

    • @ErikDayne
      @ErikDayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      The arc is so long it goes full circle 😂

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Rey took everything. Their legacies, their victories, their lives and even their names.
    She’s like an insatiable bottomless pit.

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      In terms of the meta, Rey *is* Darth Nihilus

    • @vrika4280
      @vrika4280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This reminded me of Morty on Vindicators 3,
      J.J.: It's a miracle I actually ever destroyed anything.
      Morty: Oh, I don't know. You managed to destroy just about everything today; the villains, the heroes, the line between them, my childhood...

    • @username45739
      @username45739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      crywhiteboi

    • @username45739
      @username45739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean she didn't and you're obviously misrepresenting and distorting the movie (she spent a great deal of TLJ trying to vindicate Luke and the Jedi, saying he hadn't failed Kylo and the world etc.), but hey you do you

    • @R0bot4
      @R0bot4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@username45739 stop trolling

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    Remember Anakin's whole reason for turning over to evil in Revenge of the Sith was derived from his fear of losing his wife and Palpatine's promises of them learning the power to save her? But apparently the Light Side had the means of accomplishing that already. So it makes Vader's whole reason for turning bad completely pointless.

    • @arikutin1032
      @arikutin1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      😄😄😄😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      I literally never realized that before now! That's hilarious!

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Yet completely justified because at no point did any Jedi bother to tell him that this could be done.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Wow, greatest point ever!!!
      But Anakin wasn’t a Gary Lou.

    • @arikutin1032
      @arikutin1032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@whitworth5s248 why wouldn't they? The whole point of the Light Side is healing and protection. If it existed, the Jedi would be teaching this one.

    • @themapplesperiod
      @themapplesperiod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I loathe this movie, but to be intellectually honest you could come up with an explanation like 'Rey could only do it because it was a dark side power Sheev had but sort of in reverse. And Kylo did because of the connection between the two I guess, fuck it why not.' But then the movie would've actually had to acknowledge this and not act like it was totally normal to do that.

  • @edmonddantes563
    @edmonddantes563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    Who are you ?
    “Rey”
    “Rey’d shadow legends”

    • @Ramacastelo
      @Ramacastelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I laughed out loud. I thank you!

    • @DMitr0
      @DMitr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      comment of the decade contender 😂
      starting off 2020 extra strong huh 😅😏

    • @iiEchoUK
      @iiEchoUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is the most ambitious comment of 2020

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🙃

    • @hartianx1698
      @hartianx1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure I saw that somewhere else but it's still chuckleworthy

  • @esthermas4703
    @esthermas4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    I just want George Lucas to rebuy the franchise for 1$

    • @augustoluis6888
      @augustoluis6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Too expensive. Disney should pay Lucas for him to have it back.

    • @blizzardregulus
      @blizzardregulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And he makes a movie that just has what's left of the original cast playing the original Star Wars: Battlefront II for an hour, grossing more than the entire Disney sequels with a modest investment in some cd keys and mountain dew.

    • @Ir0nFrog
      @Ir0nFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@blizzardregulus I would watch the shit out of that movie.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hell, I'll buy it. I can write a better story arch than this in five minutes while taking a dump. To be fair, 90% of the world's population could probably write a better story arch than the Disney trilogy. Maybe we can crowd source it or something and write a sentecne each without comparing notes like JJ and Rian did.

    • @aa2339
      @aa2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      While they could keep all the mascots and kiddie fun rides.

  • @NourArt02
    @NourArt02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Watching 2 hours of the actual movie: ✕
    Watching 2 hours of someone roasting the movie: ✓

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I've never seen the sequel trilogy and I love watching TH-cams tearing them apart. It's like it's own little sub genre.

    • @HansVHimmelreich
      @HansVHimmelreich 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@BiggieTrismegistussadly i paid a cinema to watch these and I can tell you, the roasts of these horrible trashpiles are far more entertaining than the movies, imagine the world without consequences for your actions, that what feminists want and these movies want

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They offer better insight and entertainment than the people behind these damn films.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      *_Po sinking in the sand:_* I HATE YOU!!
      *_Rey:_* YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! IT WAS SAID YOU'D BE MY RIVAL, NOT LOVE INTEREST!! BRING CONFLICT TO MY STORY, NOT GIVE IT A PRINCE CHARMING!!

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When you get more genuine laughter from a slip of the tongue; *_Saying McMuffin when you mean McGuffin,_* than from "JoKeS" within the movie.....
      Yeeeeah..... It's time for retirement, jail, and *_Seriously expensive long-term_* therapy.

  • @TheMedievalNerd
    @TheMedievalNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    "What's your name?"
    "Rey."
    "Rey who?"
    Rey looks around.
    "Rey Star Wars"
    Rey winks to the camera.
    DIRECTED BY JJ ABRAMS

    • @Spaceman2921
      @Spaceman2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      This was the point where I stood up and applauded in the cinema.

    • @T--kq3pj
      @T--kq3pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Who even asks question like that. Rey who? Who talks like that?!

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@T--kq3pj James Bond. Rey is new 007.

    • @gokakarotku
      @gokakarotku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice job stealing jokes 👍

    • @marscld252
      @marscld252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahaha! I would've added two points for the movie if that had happened, upping it to a 3/10. Still better than TLJ and TFA's -7 and -2.

  • @aryaadityapurbadi5527
    @aryaadityapurbadi5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    MauLer uploads Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: An Unbridled Rage
    Everyone: "Loooong have I waited...."

    • @luhedi6303
      @luhedi6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arya Aditya Purbadi I literally posted that and then I saw this comment. Lol

    • @jmuk3571
      @jmuk3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’ve been looking forward to this for a year. Can’t wait for the 3 part review like he did with TLJ

    • @willsono408
      @willsono408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Long-man BAD!!!!!

    • @goldenstatewarriors9418
      @goldenstatewarriors9418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Long have I waited ... for it to come out on DVD so mauler can do his huge 3-part review and we can all enjoy it more than the film.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "This will be a day long-remembered."

  • @blackenedwritings
    @blackenedwritings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    End of VI
    Obi Wan Force Ghost: "Should we tell them Palpatine still lives?"
    Yoda Force Ghost: "Nah."
    Anakin Force Ghost: "lol"

    • @Arkyubus
      @Arkyubus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Force Ghost is a light side power. The dark side users leave remnants of themselves on items, or... They're supposed to, or used to... Who fuckin knows anymore...

    • @brandond9181
      @brandond9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Anakin: "Are you kidding? This is where the fun begins!"

    • @ehellstrom7127
      @ehellstrom7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@Arkyubus There's a simple explanation to this. Anything that comes from Disney is not Star Wars, it's Shit Wars instead. And therefore can be dumped into the toilet.

    • @Arkyubus
      @Arkyubus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ehellstrom7127 Mandalorian is pretty great.
      Fallen Order is really great.
      Movies are garbo for the most part; I actually liked the Force Awakens; they could have had an interesting about a galaxy that is in a never-ending cycle of war and rebellion, and the trilogy could have explored the reason why. I wish all the things it set up weren't squandered in The Last Jedi, and then spiraled out of control in Rise of Skywalker.

    • @ehellstrom7127
      @ehellstrom7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Arkyubus I don't really care if Disney bumbled their way into decent stories. As long as they continue to call this festering pile of a trilogy canon, then as far as I am concerned it is the canon for Shit Wars which includes everything else they touched.

  • @Memnon45
    @Memnon45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Disney: It's canon.
    Me: No, it's not.

    • @Goibniu001
      @Goibniu001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some political freak's wet dream.

    • @brodeyleembruggen9910
      @brodeyleembruggen9910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💣

    • @iana3892
      @iana3892 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me: What you think are some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?!

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a canon-destroying canon

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Disney canon has misfired.

  • @XanderKarr
    @XanderKarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    “they can’t activate shield in atmosphere”
    *gungans enter the chat*

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Well clearly the sith weren’t bombad enough to get their shields to work

    • @Anathema0420
      @Anathema0420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A new challenger, lol.

    • @danielchew8739
      @danielchew8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Droideka: am I a joke to you?

    • @kylescoolclips
      @kylescoolclips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      those were rayshields, but you have a point nonetheless

    • @Anathema0420
      @Anathema0420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Durge:Do you even know me? I got those on my fucking hands that could deflect lightsaber blows

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "Ow" is literally the only thing Ben gets to say between his redemption and death

  • @skeletorrobo
    @skeletorrobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    Disney Original Starwars treatment.
    Han: Stabbed
    Luke: Vaporised
    Leia: Shamed to death
    Vader: sacrifice meaningless.
    Chewie: blanked by Leia.
    Lando: robots
    M.Falcon: hacked by L3-37
    C3P0: 'friends' can't stand him
    R2D2: replaced by a ball.
    Adml. Ackbar: blown up
    Palpatine: wins

    • @jackbrown2838
      @jackbrown2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes

    • @mundogameplay1341
      @mundogameplay1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Vader’s sacrifice isn’t meaningless, he saved is son, “killed the emperor, redeemed himself, and if that wasn’t enough...
      He destroyed the Imperial Leadership by killing the Emperor
      Although I like Dark Empire over ROS
      Having said that, Indeed, Disney screwed the Sequels...badly...very badly

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@mundogameplay1341 Vader’s sacrifice has been dampened, and made worthless by this movie because the emperor wasn’t killed and his son still died trying to dismantle the empire they believed had been destroyed when they originally “killed the emperor.” His sacrifice meant accomplished nothing in the grand scheme of things.
      TL;DR The empire lives on as the first order, his son still dies to the empire he tried to destroy, and the emperor wasn’t actually killed by Vader. So his sacrifice has a lost a lot of its previous weight and meaning.

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Though I do agree it isn’t entirely meaningless. He saved his son in the moment, I just believe that his sacrifice has lost a lot of meaning.

    • @mundogameplay1341
      @mundogameplay1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@calt7964 If you said it like that, yeah, at least in canon his sacrifice has lost a lot of meaning!!!

  • @joak9992
    @joak9992 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I don't know why anyone asks why Kylo is so angry all the time. I'd be angry all the time if I was in these movies too.

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I would be more drunk tbh.... And I don't drink at all...

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3919

    "She trains now!"
    "She trains now?"
    "She trains now."

    • @2nd_Directorate
      @2nd_Directorate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Lets be honest, she didn´t train. She showed off her mastery of the force with never before seen force control.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      "She flys now!"

    • @exhumedlegume8870
      @exhumedlegume8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Too little, _too late..._

    • @guidologo
      @guidologo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We already had a train in solo didn't we 😉

    • @doommetaldarryl6689
      @doommetaldarryl6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER GO!

  • @lukefrederiks5906
    @lukefrederiks5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2569

    “Commander Mauler. The time has come.”
    “Execute Order: Unbridled Rage”

    • @S3rp3nte
      @S3rp3nte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "It would be done, my lord."

    • @PowerfulSkeleton
      @PowerfulSkeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Execute EFAP #66.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Roger-roger."
      Random bot

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      HES TOO UNBRIDLED TO BE LEFT ALIVE

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Perfect Cell Scream intensifies*

  • @papaofthejohns5882
    @papaofthejohns5882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3994

    “I’m Peter by the way”
    “Rey Skywalker”
    “Oh, we’re using our made up names? I’m Spiderman then.”
    Was the perfect conclusion to this rant 😂

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Loved it so goddamn much. That edit was more satisfying than the end of the entire "skywalker saga"

    • @RebornVengeancex
      @RebornVengeancex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Actually she's Rey mclunky

    • @wopjohn
      @wopjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Rey Jettster

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rey Jebwalker

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rey Shitwalker.

  • @cpl.oralove425
    @cpl.oralove425 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I come back often to these. They make me not feel alone in my own UNBRIDLED RAGE.

    • @whaguitars
      @whaguitars ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agree I'm re-watching Drinkers and Maulers reviews.

    • @haoyuezheng6082
      @haoyuezheng6082 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same. Even every swear word is used on point lol

    • @0That_Guy0
      @0That_Guy0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Try out the reviews from E;R, you might enjoy those too! He went ballistic with this trilogy.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not a huge Star Wars fan and have never seen the sequel trilogy, yet I love the various long TH-cam videos shitting all over these movies. So many beloved franchises have been wrecked over the last few years; my beloved Star Trek, Doctor Who, Marvel Comics and DC Comics have suffered the same fate as Star Wars. There's something cathartic about seeing how pissed off so many fanbases are nowadays. Star Wars fans are as sick of this shit as everyone else.

  • @edwardwindsor2516
    @edwardwindsor2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    "They can't activate shields in atmosphere"
    Droidekas: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Yhur4x
      @Yhur4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Even the gungans hat deflecting handheld shields in phantom menace ffs

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      If it had been something about that atmosphere specifically, it might have made more sense. But even then, we know its possible to build a shield around a planet from Rogue One.

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The second deathstar was protected by a shield projected from the planets Surface. I believe JJ thought Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing.

    • @rollewestbom
      @rollewestbom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yhur4x grey even had the gigantic shield that enclosed the whole army

    • @Meanpooh
      @Meanpooh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking that the whole time.

  • @TheArcher143
    @TheArcher143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    The next movie better start with Luke waking up and realising these last 3 movies have just been a bad dream.

    • @marekkralik8290
      @marekkralik8290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Hah,brilliant!That will make more sense then wholw sequel trifuckinglogy

    • @-cams.
      @-cams. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      and he just woke up from partying too hard with his friends after Episode VI lol

    • @sadnessofwildgoats
      @sadnessofwildgoats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I heard a rumor from a reliable source that the prequel trilogy will be erased from the in universe timeline.

    • @MrMah-zf6jk
      @MrMah-zf6jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sadnessofwildgoats uh huh sure.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then he goes and tries to kill Ben who is sleeping in his Jedi School, starting the cycle over again

  • @gganbp
    @gganbp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Luke wakes up in the little tree house on Endor after the party with the Ewoks last night.
    "Now that was a very weird dream", he says. And then this movie ends.

    • @theorionproject6172
      @theorionproject6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      A heavy night on the blue milk.

    • @nathaniel04
      @nathaniel04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      One too many death sticks for Luke!

    • @pantognost
      @pantognost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pedro :P ok. From now on this is what happened as far as I’m concerned. Thanks for the solution mate.

    • @gganbp
      @gganbp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pantognost I'm not the first one to think of this, I saw it in another video. I don't remember which one, tho

    • @adamfrisk956
      @adamfrisk956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lillostmiracle568 And rethink your life

  • @paulyb2405
    @paulyb2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I go back to the originals. Like many I've seen and read pretty much everything there is about the Galaxy Far, Far Away. I've been involved in this journey, following all our heroes and anti heroes for over forty years. I was in a packed cinema for Rise of Skywalker. At the end when Rey is asked "Who are you?" And she replies "I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker." Two people from different sections of the cinema called out "No you're not!" To which a gaggle of laughter went around the audience as they left their seats to walk out. On the way home it hit me. After forty plus years and the galaxy sized adventures I've been on with countless characters it ended in laughter. People actually laughing at the ending. I found that sad, still do. What a way to go out.

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Depressing right that why I believe Star Wars ended in return of the Jedi and is the happy ending to Star Wars which looking at the six movies it didn’t need a sequel and honestly the Disney trilogy is not a story worth telling.

  • @drewwagner5227
    @drewwagner5227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1553

    “I killed a guy who had a military ID and now every military base lets me in no questions asked” - ROS writers

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @Double Yellows "It's one of the codes that lets people go wherever they want sir, so it checks out."

    • @Kevin-jb2pv
      @Kevin-jb2pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is why I regularly attack servicemen.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, while I was enlisted, this was actually a thing. Except it was your car. Had you stole an enlisted guys car you could have gotten on any US Marine Corps base in the states. You got a little red/blue sticker that went on your windshield, and as long as you didn't have hippie hair, they just waved you on through the gates as long as you had that sticker. Terrorist with bombs or not, ohhh well!

    • @edgarallanpwned6666
      @edgarallanpwned6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thebystander1636 That has the potential for a massive security breach

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@edgarallanpwned6666 no shit lol

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    I remember fondly now when Jar Jar was considered the worst thing to happen to star wars, we were so naive back then.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@revolverswitch Jar Jar was not that bad

    • @WolfLykaios
      @WolfLykaios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Naive indeed
      I feel so stupid

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jar Jar was supossed to be Darth Plagueis, George was going to make an amazing turn till the fans bitched him in to a corner. At least that man had a plan...

    • @VileVamp
      @VileVamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hated Anakin more than Jar Jar in that movie, even as a kid.
      Also, guy above me is totally reaching.

    • @The-Secret-Door
      @The-Secret-Door 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That confused me for a second; when I read "Jar Jar" now, I automatically think of Abrams!

  • @fishbot9902
    @fishbot9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    i love the point where they say that shields don't work in atmospheres implying that the Gungans have better shield technology than the final order

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I believe they were implying that they don’t work on the stratosphere and ionosphere and what not..but that’s an error on the writers..the implication may also be they don’t work while floating..within the planet..idk it’s confusing to think about because well like you said gungan shield exists..droids had shields..
      But then in rogue one..the empire had a shield around the planet that had to be ripped open basically to get through..it was out of the atmosphere I think or right on the fringes of it.
      Speaking of droids having shields...why the fuck didn’t stormtrooper..nope nope..o gotta stop myself before this turns into a year long thread of everyone throwing force field theories and plot holes around

    • @theangryMD
      @theangryMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      also lazy ass writers

    • @kylehagertybanana
      @kylehagertybanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean The Final Order

    • @Zadka233
      @Zadka233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when I first saw the scene of them talking about why the shields didnt work, I always assumed that the massive amounts of electricity on the planet would short out the shields until they're in space, but I still dont understand what the final order was doing during those 16 hours considering they werent preparing for an attack, because if they were preparing a strategy they would have rose into space already.

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oddballskull1941 I think the implication is more that shields don't work inside the atmosphere of Exagol, but it's still dumb as fuck

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "Cloning techniques only the Sith knew"
    "Wait didn't the Galactic Republic fight a war with clones back in the day?"
    "Force-shut up"

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its as stupid as hux saying that they need to destroy the Republic because they support the resistance, like what the actual fuck how is 100 people and one cruiser so much more important than a whole galactic wide government with a proper army and navy.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      *THE CLONE WARS EXISTS, JJ!*

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@liamphibia:
      Evil guy once in command, loses command, makes a clone to take the throne while he acts as the puppeteer from the shad- *_WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? ALL YOU LAZY ASSES DID IS RIP OFF THE "Arise, Serpentine, Arise!" FROM THE SHOUT FACTORY G.I. JOE CARTOON!!!!!!_* Give me a fucking break!!!!!

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@liamphibia: *_THAT_* is why you can literally roast the "SeQuEl TrIlOgY" by *_QUOTING THE PREQUELS!!!_*
      Seriously! Pretend for a minute you had your mind wiped - You know, what they did to C-3PO *_TO PROTECT LEIA FROM PALPATINE!!!_* - and you watch ANH where Luke asked Obi-Wan: "You fought in the clone wars?". Now watch the prequel trilogy - Attack of the Clones in particular.
      Tell me you weren't excited for that huge battle on Geonosis!!

    • @andre_601
      @andre_601 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, to be a bit fair here.... Republic pretty much only "found" the cloning place by accident... The clones were already made at that point... It could easily be that they never really knew how this cloning worked.... Nah, who am I kidding here, JJ never would have that many braincells to come up with such an explanation himself....

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    "Shields cannot exist below atmosphere"
    The clone wars as a whole would like to disagree. The most offended being droidekas.

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Droideka: What, is that like a personal attack or something?

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      *screams in gungan*
      Also didn’t those treaded speeders HAVE SHIELDS on them in the “they fly now” sign?

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That flips almost as big of a finger to how shields have worked up until this point, as the last one did with hyperdrives. Literally nowhere else was it said that, and unlike the hyperdrive thing we actually SEE shields working below an atmosphere SEVERAL GOD DAMN TIMES throughout the franchise.

    • @olliger603
      @olliger603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@shaneyy__ They've shields now? THEY'VE SHIELDS NOW

    • @TheGloriousHawk
      @TheGloriousHawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is poorly explained, and as much as i dislike the sequel trilogy, but the reason that star destroyers cannot have shields in atmosphere is due to the power exertion caused by the repulsors keeping the ship aloft. star destroyers are too large to land on a planet without suffering major structural damage and must use repulsor, or antigrav, to keep them in the air. but that just makes the decision to keep this fleet in atmo even more stupid as it places them at unnecessary risk, let alone store them under the planet surface without damaging the ships.

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

    Finn has the best and most consistent character arc in the whole trilogy
    Episode 7: “REY”
    Episode 8: “REEYYYY”
    Episode 9: “REEEEEYYYYYY”

    • @tengkuhafiz4174
      @tengkuhafiz4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      As the Y in Rey got longer, he’ll eventually end up shouting Reyyyyyyyyyy’d Shadow legends

    • @sweetyeetus
      @sweetyeetus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This comment is criminally underrated. XD

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Best black character in film!

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@olskoolkool3342why you gotta get so political on us bro

    • @olskoolkool3342
      @olskoolkool3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sockren Dude! My bad - I often listen to Mauler in bed, and must have rolled on my phone and dropped all those emojis 🤣 Your comment is the only reason I realized 😜

  • @jaypeterman9721
    @jaypeterman9721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    “I reject your reality and substitute my own”
    This trilogy never existed and the OG wars never ruined by Disney

    • @ColinPowell-ks1fl
      @ColinPowell-ks1fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Nice, dungeon master!"

    • @An_Actual_Rat
      @An_Actual_Rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ColinPowell-ks1fl Is this like getting a double reference?

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s cringe.

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dragonage2ftw Nah

    • @LukeLovesRose
      @LukeLovesRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think anything was canon after George created those fucking special editions

  • @EvanSol919
    @EvanSol919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I feel bad for all the actors. I'm sure they all signed up thinking this was going to be an amazing experience but ended up being victims of a bunch of higher ups that didn't know what they were doing.

    • @legendarydavo
      @legendarydavo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honestly definately don't blame them. You have the money and potential future job prospects... why wouldn't you.

    • @unimpartialobserver
      @unimpartialobserver ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legendarydavo It is true that one does not say "no" to Disney and have a career afterward.

    • @aronthedev3074
      @aronthedev3074 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Especially John Boyega. He was so excited to play that character in TFA and by the TRoS he looks so defeated.

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    "everyone just dies and comes back in this film"
    yeah except Luke, Han and Leia you know .. the characters people actually like

    • @tymgames8307
      @tymgames8307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh wait. I realised this at this second and then I see your comment xD. But that's so true

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tymgames8307 Troof

    • @Jay9966
      @Jay9966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's probably because they are actually dead in real life or because their patience for the fucking fail reboot was spent.

    • @_Aemse
      @_Aemse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats for episode 10 downfall of the landflyers which totally flips all tropes on their heads

    • @Greg-yu4ij
      @Greg-yu4ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank God I watched this and not that JJ turd fest.

  • @YeahForSure99
    @YeahForSure99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    It's hard to believe, but literally EVERY scene in this movie has at least one plot hole or an idea that goes nowhere.

    • @legoferrari14
      @legoferrari14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I've seen *role-plays* with more consistent plot and characterization than this movie.

    • @koolerman4443
      @koolerman4443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      At least the prequals were concrete about the ideas and politics they wanted to convey, this movie has 50 different ideas that are completely scrapped in the next scene and the dialogue contradicts everything. Its almost like a parody

    • @giorgialadashvili4771
      @giorgialadashvili4771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you had a shot every time there's a significant plot contrivance, plot hole or inconsistency in this trash pile, you would not even survive the first 10 minutes.

    • @thisguy3372
      @thisguy3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Funny that this can be applied to the Last Jedi as well

    • @skychieftain
      @skychieftain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giorgialadashvili4771 yeah well, you could say that for the earlier star wars movies as well.

  • @Luccaluke
    @Luccaluke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    It has been stated a million times and it shall be stated a million times more:
    The expanded universe died for this!

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Luccaluke
      More like. Star Wars:Disney is dead, long live Star Wars:EU! (Not EA, EU)

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @HorizonEngine05 Fallen Order is probably one of the best written stories out of the new Star Wars continuity, and it still has massive problems in regards to the writing, including character motivations and plot holes.

    • @kaptainkabul9499
      @kaptainkabul9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thrawn triology is my canon ending. Not caring one bit for Disney.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@HorizonEngine05 ​ Gotcha. I feel mixed on the mechanics of the game. Mostly, I think Upper Echelon Gaming had a great assessment on the game.

    • @paulnaughton9923
      @paulnaughton9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EU Fans: Legends never die.

  • @Taktaagic
    @Taktaagic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I will never get tired of hearing people call the connection thing between Rey and Kylo “Force Skype Calling”

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Minus the stupid part each sees the other's surroundings & appearance - *_That stupid part Rey tells Kylo to please put a shirt on_* - it's just basic telepathy. The Family Guy spoof of ESB; "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", even poked fun at it.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    “The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t really answer anything.” - Kathleen Kennedy 2019
    I mean at least for once she was actually honest about something right?

    • @neildungman4142
      @neildungman4142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's weird how Rey has to go to Palpatine alone, but then can't give into her anger and kill him. What else was she supposed to do, play tiddlywinks with him?

    • @thedarkmasterthedarkmaster
      @thedarkmasterthedarkmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

    • @Azol570
      @Azol570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yet she loved last jedi. trying to shift blame from rian to jj

    • @Iybraesil
      @Iybraesil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, did she really say that?

    • @Hideyoumonkey
      @Hideyoumonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@neildungman4142 Yeah....these poor actors...Rey had the potential to have the best character arc in history...the entire point of the first movie was her to find out who she was why she was abandoned. AND WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE. SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK WHY SHE WAS BORN WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

  • @devastator06
    @devastator06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    finally a worse love story than twilight

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I thought that was "Fifty Shades of Gray".

    • @Stigma-ba115
      @Stigma-ba115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@cartooncritique6625 Fifty shades of REY

    • @tessalyn6895
      @tessalyn6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@cartooncritique6625 that doesn't count since it is literally a twilight fanfiction

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@tessalyn6895 Fair point.

    • @yojez
      @yojez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s exactly what I was thinking! Who fucking thought that having her hook up with a dude that murdered his father was a good idea? It’s so much worse

  • @unlimitedninja3635
    @unlimitedninja3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I would've much preferred if Kylo survived and Rey died for an ending that made more sense.
    "who are you?"
    "Ben."
    "Ben who?"
    "Ben Skywalker."

    • @laalaag2auntyayag776
      @laalaag2auntyayag776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That would have been awesome. Wouldn’t it be Solo though? Idk, I think I’d surely use the Skywalker name too just for the clout

    • @exquizzetmtg2779
      @exquizzetmtg2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@laalaag2auntyayag776 kylo is blatantly based on Jacen Solo (who had a twin sister named Jaina) and Benjamin Skywalker, Jacen's apprentice from Legends, seen in the Legacy of the Force series of novels

    • @MobiusLeader007
      @MobiusLeader007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      That would have given weight to the "Rise of Skywalker" title. Instead of having every Skywalker dead and a Palpatine stealing their name.

    • @bkers10
      @bkers10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@laalaag2auntyayag776 If Ben did survive he would probably have to go on the run, otherwise he would be called to pay for the crimes he committed with the First Order. Changing his name from Solo to Skywalker may have helped him remain undercover while also symbolizing his return to the ways of a Jedi.
      It's still a tad flimsy, but I would have liked that a lot more than "Rey Skywalker." BARF!

    • @darkmistico
      @darkmistico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      omg yes .. and would fit perfectly with the title of the movie.. ¨The rise of skywalker¨ who is rising if all the skywalkers are dead as f

  • @lordtornado3321
    @lordtornado3321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Some wise guy said this on the other side of TH-cam:
    "It actually all started with the Force Awakens. It literally undid everything the original heroes achieved. Relagated Luke to an island, leia to a failed general, and Han back to his smuggling ways. Turned a rebellion that won back into a small pack of "resistance" It also narrowed the world down again to just Skywalkers and recloned Vader and the empire in Kylo and the first order. I don't know why so many people fail to see how terrible of a setup TFA was for the rest of the sequels"
    And it sums up MOST of the problems perfectly IMO.

    • @Novodantis
      @Novodantis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Absolutely. TFA already fucked up the plot by the opening crawl.

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Fun fact: the transmission palpatine sent through the galaxy offscreen can be heard in the Fortnite Star Wars tie in event. That’s right, Fortnite is now canonically relevant to the full Star Wars story.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Jesus Christ

    • @georgelea4297
      @georgelea4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Oh what joy

    • @matteolucchi1205
      @matteolucchi1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      😂(😥)🔫

    • @MLPDethDealr32
      @MLPDethDealr32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wasnt that also a plot point in the 2015 Battlefront game as well?

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Y’all remember when video games were based on the movies, not crucial parts of them? I member.

  • @hillerm
    @hillerm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    The whole Disney Star Wars trilogy is just fan fiction to me.

    • @lite4998
      @lite4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Michael Hey. Not all fanfiction is this bad. Some of it is decent.

    • @davemac9563
      @davemac9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Michael written by someone who has no knowledge of fiction writing.....who was also drunk.....AND WHO KNEW NOTHING ABOUT STAR WARS

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It feels a lot like a story you'd find in a computer game. Or maybe a tabletop RPG. Where the GM doesn't know what the characters are going to do, so he has to keep his options open and (ab)use the Force as the deus ex machina when the characters fuck up royally and there is no other way to keep the story going except to make the omnipotent magic rescue them.

    • @wxedsanddokx
      @wxedsanddokx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @TheDukeOfPannekoeken
      @TheDukeOfPannekoeken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen

  • @davidkjellin3194
    @davidkjellin3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    This video is a better movie than the movie it's critiquing.

    • @therealfakecaptain7978
      @therealfakecaptain7978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's shorter than the movie so we're good.

    • @tylerdurden4006
      @tylerdurden4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Any video is better than the subject matter...

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shannon Wilson except a video praising it

    • @allanhallah6038
      @allanhallah6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      miles better. they're not even comparable

    • @josephdestaubin7426
      @josephdestaubin7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Others have said it, but it bears repeating: not JUST better, it's not even close.

  • @tomazing
    @tomazing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    It's so sad watching the director hopelessly stare at his cast for the smallest form of affirmation

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It _would_ be sad but that director is loathsome hack JJ Abrams so it's actually heartwarming to watch.

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BiggieTrismegistus The JJ stands for JarJar, so it all fits together when you think about it that way.

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sad in a pathetic sense honestly.

  • @danieldosso2455
    @danieldosso2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "Nothing makes sense, but it sure does look cool. MUST BE A JJ ABRAMS FILM."
    I died

  • @Onirium
    @Onirium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    Disney is going to make a sequel to The Lord of the Rings. Sauron is back because he had made a copy of the ring, so he was dead, but not really. Do you remember Gandalf? The wizard that returned from the dead to keep fighting? He is hidden because he's scared and traumatised. The main character is a female hobbit who never left the Shire, but she kicks ass with every possible weapon with absolutely no training. She can even turn invisible at will. When she brings Gandalf his lost staff, the wizard throws it away because the concept of good and evil in the original trilogy is too simple and people have to grow up. I think it's going to be a great success!!

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Well, here's a million dollars, which I will set on fire. *Sets on fire*
      Now here's 300 million dollars, shut up and go make a movie with it, go!

    • @camcraft5196
      @camcraft5196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wow good job describing the sequel trilogy

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gandalf left Middle-Earth at the end of LotR anyway because his work there was done. His duty was already complete.

    • @Onirium
      @Onirium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@CallanElliott you are right, I also love the LoTR, my story is ridiculous on purpose. But just for fun, maybe it could happen in the years after Sauron is defeated and before Gandalf leaves Middle Earth?

    • @Onirium
      @Onirium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@keyboardkaos3279 I hope you are wrong, I'm so hyped about that series...

  • @JPxalaia
    @JPxalaia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    This entire movie can be summed up in one line: "That' not how the force works!"

    • @SeekerLancer
      @SeekerLancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or how writing a coherent story works.

    • @L-eye-t
      @L-eye-t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or, for just about everything in this film:
      *"JUST DIE ALREADY!!!"*

    • @bluespiral4678
      @bluespiral4678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Orrrrrrrrrrrrr.........….This is not the way...……….I have spoken

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Most of the force stuff they stole from the “legend” continuity. Though those characters all had to actually work for their powers. Except corral horn, he had god tier illusions powers really easy, sucked at TK. Like couldn’t call his own lightsaber sucked and no amount of training fixed that. So tradeoff.

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reverend Rico yeah most of the stuff existed in the EU, but damn it was handled a lot better. Force healing is probably the best example. It was an ability, but it wasn’t effortless like they show in ROS. It was something a powerful master, like Ben Kenobi, could pull off but not padawans, like Obi Wan in phantom menace, so it didn’t fuck with the lore.

  • @tunabones5534
    @tunabones5534 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I don’t understand how the people responsible for this could let this happen unless everyone involved with the writing absolutely despises Star Wars

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You get it

    • @hrthrhs
      @hrthrhs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd say it's ESG money and Feminism. Because if you want money badly enough and believe in an ideology enough you don't care about anything else.

    • @Majima_Nowhere
      @Majima_Nowhere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, yes. That's exactly it. You don't make movies this bad by accident. It's all just money laundering and manipulating culture.

  • @justatiger6268
    @justatiger6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    The *single redeeming quality* of the Disney trilogy were these reviews epically shitting on them.

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Much as I love Mauler, I'd have much preferred Star Wars just be good. Optimally, Mauler and EFAP would still rise unrelatedly, but Disney not being evil would have been nice.

    • @lordskysixss
      @lordskysixss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it also brought all of the fans together to hate on the sequels.

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love your profile pic!

    • @SiddharthShenoy
      @SiddharthShenoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Another good thing about the sequels:
      They ended.

    • @jkdbuck7670
      @jkdbuck7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes...had it not been for this turd Trilogy, I'd never have known Odin's Movie Blog, Mauler, Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker, G+G, etc.

  • @Traonis
    @Traonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    "It doesn't make any sense but it sure does look cool; must be a JJ Abrams movie."
    Truer words could never be spoken.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And a Michael Bay movie!

    • @jean-luceyesofyoureyes5502
      @jean-luceyesofyoureyes5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair he did do an awesome job with the star Trek movies. Idk what he and Disney did to Star Wars... It's a travesty

    • @Sullenify
      @Sullenify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jean-luceyesofyoureyes5502 Those Star Trek movies were just as trash as these Star War movies. What the hell are you smoking where you think that those dumb, loud, and meaningless lens flare ridden films are good Star Trek movies?

    • @ashwinikulkarni7122
      @ashwinikulkarni7122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sullenify OPINIONS !!!!

    • @Sullenify
      @Sullenify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ashwinikulkarni7122 Yes, everyone has opinions. Doesn't mean that I have to like or agree with them. Maybe you loved those Star Trek films, by all means do so. Just don't expect me to act like they're any good, because to me they're not.

  • @TheJammerman
    @TheJammerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    This video has more rewatch value than the actual movie

    • @brendenmiles8564
      @brendenmiles8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It really does

    • @pokeprime94
      @pokeprime94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I’ve watched it so many times in the background I’ve lost count

    • @cyberpunk33
      @cyberpunk33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've seen this video thousands of times, it never gets old. Fuck the Rise of Skywalker

    • @nyesomboonsup9448
      @nyesomboonsup9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      57:54 is golden

    • @ETF810
      @ETF810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen

  • @RainbowMan9407
    @RainbowMan9407 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I've never seen a movie more terrified of upsetting people.
    Ironic, isn't it?

  • @PViolety
    @PViolety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    “The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural.”
    Paraphrased: I have no idea how I’m still alive.

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Some may see it as "unnatural" to retcon old films, but the dark side don't care

    • @dracopug
      @dracopug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Maxim K dark side ain't evil enough for this shit, this is Disney we're talking about here

    • @Crippycooke
      @Crippycooke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In fairness, he said in the prequel trilogy that resurrection was possible in the dark side.

    • @LFdonohue94
      @LFdonohue94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crippycooke He said it can stop people from dying. Not necessarily brought back from the dead. To my understanding.

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like plot armor

  • @Harrinsain
    @Harrinsain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    this film doesn't really have plot holes. It's more like one big hole that has some film in it

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This trilogy is like cheese the more movie the less movie because the more hole

    • @ivannovak3414
      @ivannovak3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that has some nostalgia bait cameos in it
      Fixed

    • @0x777
      @0x777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, its main purpose was to patch the plotholes in TLJ and explain away the criticism. Basically the film is a lot like a religious apologetic trying to find excuses for the glaring errors in its holy book.

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it was canon it would turn every other movie into swiss cheese

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0x777 and it is also the reason why it sucks ass.
      If Jar Jar spent less time trying to patch things up and more time making a movie maybe it would've been at least just bad.
      But this movie is nothing. The plot is straight up from a video game or trying to shit on TLJ while also shitting on the rest of the franchise.
      He could've build up from TLJ to make some very good messages that could ultimately redeem this trilogy but instead Jar Jar just threw TLJ under the bus and forgot to untie the rest of the franchise.

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    “What was your reaction to the end of the movie”
    *faces of pure confusion, uncomfortableness uneasiness, Vietnam flashbacks, and regret*

    • @McBanditHope
      @McBanditHope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You think Ian McDiarmid shouted "Dew it!" when his privates hesitated to execute VC?

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was so bizarre.

    • @rebelstrategist
      @rebelstrategist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      >it ain't me starts playing

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gooooooood mornin Vietnam!

    • @ColdHawk
      @ColdHawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack da ‘alf brain ork - Charlie inside the wire and the flares going up... Huh? What will I do next? Uhmmmm, go to Disney World?

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Mauler: Why are you so angry all the time?!
    Kylo: I read the script.

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Here was my biggest problem with the movie.
    Look at Rey at the end and compare her to how she was at the beginning of TFA. Literally no difference whatsoever. She behaves the same, she has the same level of experience with the Force, and she’s even dressed exactly the same. Basically, she’s the exact same person in every way and didn’t go through any major growth or changes as a character. It’s almost as if the trilogy’s events didn’t affect her in the slightest.
    Compare that to Luke Skywalker. He went from a naive, young farm boy whining about wanting power converters to becoming a mature Jedi Knight who stood up to the most evil man in the galaxy to save his father.
    For me, this is the core reason why Rey didn’t work as a character and why this entire trilogy didn’t work as a whole.

    • @MildThang
      @MildThang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm sure that was deliberate. She's perfect the way she is and doesn't need to change. That's the message as they intended it.

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That what happens when the first movie barely gives the main character a character and then the next two fight over what direction to go.

    • @deltatitan4506
      @deltatitan4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No one in this movie goes through any development and sadly no one dies. I mean it's always hard to let someone die but they did kill of Tony and that for good. C3PO dying? undone by R2. Chewbacca? Was on another transporter. They just couldn't let anyone die or go through any development

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MildThang No, Rey is God. That is the message if the movie.

    • @isaiahlee2902
      @isaiahlee2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your comment deserves more attention

  • @marcusa.ragnos1041
    @marcusa.ragnos1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Rey’s Christmas list to Disney:
    “Dear Disney, please steal for me...
    -Anakin/Luke’s lightsaber
    -Anakin/Luke’s last name
    -Anakin’s chosen one status
    -More power than Anakin or either of Anakin’s kids
    -Better piloting abilities than Anakin/Luke
    -Better engineering abilities than Anakin/Luke
    -Poe’s droid
    -Luke’s film score moment on Tatooine
    But please make sure I don’t challenge Leia in leadership capabilities or show me clearly being more powerful than Leia or doing things we know she can’t do. That would just be over the top.
    -Sincerely,
    The New Chosen One”

    • @AkulaSpawn
      @AkulaSpawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Don't forget she now owns Chewbaca's Falcon.

    • @marcusa.ragnos1041
      @marcusa.ragnos1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dang forgot a few 😂

    • @mobbs6426
      @mobbs6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Force Un-wha.?
      And who's this Pussy Starkiller everyone was talking about a few years ago

    • @parkeypence5974
      @parkeypence5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't forget Anakin's X-Wing

    • @pyramidion5911
      @pyramidion5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@parkeypence5974 your joking right

  • @ExtrackterYT
    @ExtrackterYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    The first trilogy: You got a sense of *_"In a galaxy far far away"_*
    The last trilogy: You have a sense of *_"From a writers room here on earth in current year"_*

    • @DSkulle1
      @DSkulle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      for all their faults, the prequels did at least one thing right, set up the tragedy of anakin skywalker and plapatines rise to power. which is much more than i can say for the sequels.

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @Marcus Fenix Well at least the Prequels has one of if not the best lore additions in Star Wars since the original trilogy. The Clone Wars, General Grievous, more of Obi wan Kenobi and way more. The sequels have NOTHING and the best sequels movie is a New Hope rip off.

    • @alexkoronec4326
      @alexkoronec4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All they did was copy the first two movies

    • @deanholderde5959
      @deanholderde5959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, I can’t disagree.

    • @crisrustaad4436
      @crisrustaad4436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spot on!

  • @montyboon4127
    @montyboon4127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    What really pisses me off about force heal is how much it breaks the canon. Every single death could be summed up with "but they could have forced healed them". I was watching clone wars with my mum who doesnt watch much extended universe star wars and satine got game ended, my mum said the best thing ever "why didnt obi wan just yknow, do the force thing that revives everyone" and i was like "spot on, if its a thing, why not do it?"

    • @spartanonxy
      @spartanonxy ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In old EU force heal was a thing but came pretty much in two forms. One was a form of first aid. It was not able to fix severe wounds. And was a rare power. The second made people heal faster and was common but at best it turned 3 weeks to heal to 1 week to heal. There was only ONE exception that the EU went out of its way to portray as well exactly that a exception. Even by Jedi and Sith it was treated as a outlier bordering on full blown miracle.
      Yes healing can be done with the force in old EU but it was bound in rules. This is the biggest problem with the force in the sequel trilogy. It is not bound in any rules or guidelines. It is just plot contrived nonsense.

    • @donovandelozier7156
      @donovandelozier7156 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Force thing that revives everyone" because to revive someone you need to trade all your own life force.

  • @SiddharthShenoy
    @SiddharthShenoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    “Hi, I’m Peter Parker”... “Rey Skywalker”... “Oh we’re using our made up names? I’m Spider-Man then”

    • @suffering-everyday
      @suffering-everyday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      she buried your lightsaber in the sand next to your mom

    • @claws811
      @claws811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@suffering-everyday yeah

    • @vakentine8173
      @vakentine8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow this is amazing...
      Hope you have a good day!

    • @jamesteller7791
      @jamesteller7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's OK ani

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My made-up name is Awesome Bastard!
      * Disclaimer
      - Not really, it's Awesome
      (The bit I made up)

  • @cazabrow1967
    @cazabrow1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    "Who are you?"
    "Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    "Reypublic Senate"
    Force ghost Mace Windu: "not yet."

    • @cha02psc
      @cha02psc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Cazabrow so... it’s t-Rey-son then?

    • @tekakiuluy3221
      @tekakiuluy3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see you're one of the padawans in r/prequelmemes aswell

    • @thecheesefactor
      @thecheesefactor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Sweet Princess, if through this wicked witch’s trick, a spindle should your finger prick. A ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give to thee.”
      “And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love’s kiss, the spell shall break.”

    • @cazabrow1967
      @cazabrow1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tekakiuluy3221 Shit, he knows..

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? Mace died before force ghosts were a thing

  • @massivetism
    @massivetism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Me in Count Dooku voice: I've been looking forward to this.
    MauLer: My videos have doubled since the last time we met, viewer.
    Me: Good, twice the length, double the rage.

    • @bronumero7334
      @bronumero7334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underated comment.

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Starts the video* “this is only the beginning!”

    • @cherlojomzyaduermanse
      @cherlojomzyaduermanse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @LordGroyper Mauler:
      Kylo Ren is a greased weasel
      **cuts off hands and grabs red lightsaber**
      senate: DEWIT
      Mauler:
      TANGLED XMAS LIGHTS COATED IN YOGURT AND ACID

    • @carterjohnson3879
      @carterjohnson3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Twice the length, double the thicccness 😜

  • @MelonHead78
    @MelonHead78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Fans: we had a deal! You promised us an epic sequel to the OT
    Disney: I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further

    • @thatoneguy-kj9nk
      @thatoneguy-kj9nk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🍿No.Please.
      "Alter it" further🍿

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fans: This deal is getting worse all the time.
      Disney: Here is a unicycle!

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Palpatine in the prequels: *incredibly intelligent and calculating, he caused the downfall of the Jedi order and the rise of the empire while manipulating everything from the inside*
    Palpatine in the sequels: “What is up my First order legions, god king Palpatine here coming at you live from the planet you need McMuffins to find”

    • @karndisyodjit4090
      @karndisyodjit4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what about him in original trilogy?

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was never “intelligent.”

    • @mr.rufasi2729
      @mr.rufasi2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Dragonage2ftw he was lmfao he wouldn’t be able to take over the republic if he was dumb

    • @Drakhesh
      @Drakhesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@Dragonage2ftw A man who single-handedly climbed all the way from the galactic backwater that was Naboo all the way to the supreme chancelor/emperorand managed to basically exterminate entire Jedi order... was not intelligent?
      Well fuck me sideways with a bowcaster, I do NOT wanna meet the intelligent one then.

    • @mr.rufasi2729
      @mr.rufasi2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Jackson Allen sure buddy ok

  • @FuturamaFan2010
    @FuturamaFan2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "I've been looking forward to this" Count Dooku

    • @megakillerx
      @megakillerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      FuturamaFan2010
      My video length has doubled since the last time we’ve met count.

    • @extrasalt9053
      @extrasalt9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@megakillerx Good, twice the likes, double the comments

    • @TheAireaidLord
      @TheAireaidLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@extrasalt9053 HAHAHAHAHA!!! I was looking for a way to incorporate those lines.

  • @Alexg1561-t4m
    @Alexg1561-t4m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    This film totally shat on the original trilogy by having Rey become the person who finally defeats Palps. Makes Anakin's redemption story totally meaningless.

    • @legoferrari14
      @legoferrari14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Not to mention that Rey *as a Light-sider* was capable of force healing a fatal wound _completely_ makes the reason behind Anakin's fall to the Dark Side nonsensical in the first place.

    • @shavedata5436
      @shavedata5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yup. Turns out all those old jedi like Yoda and Qui Gon Jinn are pretty stupid as well. They all thought Anakin was special somehow. Idiots.

    • @RankaZer0
      @RankaZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it fucking doesn't the point of Vader wasn't to stop the bad guy but stop being a bad guy.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the whole trilogy shits on Star Wars.

    • @laststrike4411
      @laststrike4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RankaZer0 So says...?

  • @andrewadams8601
    @andrewadams8601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I love explanation that the Knights of Ren ended up being so incompetent that they just got lost on the way to TLJ lol

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I had to rewind that twice it was too good

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not only did they lose their way, but they lost the script to the Sequel Trilogy that didn't suck.

  • @gryphonbotha1880
    @gryphonbotha1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Remember when even the Millenium Falcon - the ship with one of the fastest hyperdrives in the galaxy - still needed a lengthy period of time to travel between Tatooine and Alderaan?
    Remember when lightspeed was something ships only did when virtually out of a planet's orbit, implying hyperjumping couldn't be done too near to any significant gravity well?
    Remember when it couldn't even be done within an asteroid field because the chances of being instantly obliterated going that fast through such random debris was so damn high?
    If you remembered this, then you already have a better handle on Star Wars lore than the managers, lead writers and directors behind this saga.

    • @alexgutierrez3500
      @alexgutierrez3500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Pepperidge Farm remembers

    • @sinbadsolomon8508
      @sinbadsolomon8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I..wow I can’t even put into words how much more disappointed this makes me feel about this film...

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Remember when cars required keys to start them so any old random orphan from the sand couldn't hop into one and drive away?

    • @1992reyflorez
      @1992reyflorez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now we have light speed skipping...

    • @zidahya
      @zidahya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Hexi Well they trashed anything but the other films and rebels and there is not so much lore to take account of. Banning the EU was the biggest mistake they did. Not because it was all great stories (Yuzon Wong anyone?) but because we (most of the old star wars fans) know that shit, and we yes we will damn right judge you by it.
      Just food for thoughts... wouldn't Thrawn been a good supreme leader for the new order? Just in case something bad happends to Palpatine and Vader, heck even if Vader is okay, he shouldn't be trusted with an empire, Thrawns kicks in and starts kicking ass until creamy chief is ready to come back.

  • @ReedBoi-tv2se
    @ReedBoi-tv2se 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Poor palpatine
    His actor didn’t deserve that
    He did try

    • @Krafterr4
      @Krafterr4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actors seem more like puppets in this case, like Todd Howard of Bethesda. It's the one's behind, pulling the strings, that handed them the scripts. The actors did what they had to do.

    • @kununity
      @kununity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The dude in this movie isn't Palpatine, it's JarJar Abrams playing with an action figure of Palpatine.

    • @sadsam5737
      @sadsam5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he had a lot of fun and didn't take the film seriously in any way, sort of like the opposite of the fans' experience.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disney is the pathway to many abilities some might consider... Unnatural.

  • @agentcarter2219
    @agentcarter2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Disney Star Wars Sequel Trilogy: The single most squandered opportunity in the history of cinema

    • @jaredt5127
      @jaredt5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      congrats kathy, you did it.

    • @Micoryourboss
      @Micoryourboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Honestly there was no opportunity there. They should have left Star Wars as it was. The ending in Return of the Jedi is pretty final and does not leave much open

    • @adas2051
      @adas2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Michael van Moolenbroek you can still have some sort of continuation without repeating ANH. Look at the EU.

    • @HardReset_YT
      @HardReset_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The star wars universe is large and lengthy. The biggest mistake was using a time period so close to the OT heroes.
      While these films are bad for what they did to the lore and all that, the OT character assassinations are possibly the most egregious sins of the sequels.

    • @Teppest33
      @Teppest33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember, Iger and Kennedy had a sequel trilogy treatment/outline that they got from George Lucas, which they discarded in favor of this unoriginal cash grab. They had everything in their hands and it’s now turning into a sinking ship.

  • @tigadirt
    @tigadirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm so embarresed that i didn't think about how ridiculous a quick sand ceiling would be until he pointed it out.

  • @magesentron
    @magesentron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Is it bad that I thought Kylo Ren's "Ow" when he landed hard was the most realistic dialogue in the movie due to it actually being a human moment shining through the utter stupidity of all the other exposition and insane dialogue?

    • @johntrains1317
      @johntrains1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when is that?

    • @talunable
      @talunable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@johntrains1317 when he jumped on a chain. Near the end of the movie, when he was on his way to Ray and Palpatine.

    • @chuckp1506
      @chuckp1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The shrug was dumb but i liked that moment too.
      It showed a change from serious bitchy kylo to chilled out optimistic ben solo.
      I think hes the only one that had anything related to an arc in the new trilogy.

    • @mdrumt
      @mdrumt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It should've been an 'oof'

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want more Ben Solo so does Rey

  • @hysteria257
    @hysteria257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    I think you spent more time analysing the movie than the writers spent on the script.

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This needs more upvotes.

    • @cormacb2326
      @cormacb2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      People have spent more time reading this comment then the writers spent thinking about their script.

    • @garyhunt1973
      @garyhunt1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a job to them and there over it,we have still been suffering PTSD

    • @KC_Smooth
      @KC_Smooth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let's be honest there were probably a lot of yes-men/women involved. JJ decided he wanted to "un-f*ck" everything Rian Johnson did with TLJ's story, without realizing his original plan for the trilogy was trash to begin with. Everyone involved with the production should be embarassed.

    • @ohgeez4354
      @ohgeez4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He def spent a lifetime more than the writers of this abortion of a movie

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    I remember people saying the movie was nothing but fan service.
    I sure as HELL did not feel serviced by any moment in this film. 😆

    • @Rudolph333
      @Rudolph333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What movies this is a fanfic don't know what your talking about

    • @drdre4397
      @drdre4397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rudolph333 Fan fiction and fan service are not the same thing. I don't know what you are talking about.

    • @sunrise5710
      @sunrise5710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@drdre4397 they’re calling the movie a fanfic

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sunrise5710 feels like one

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Rudolph333 I've read fanfic better than the sequel garbage. With likable and relatable characters and amazing plots and stories. And the people who wrote those are not being paid, not even a donation.
      I wonder how much did the writers of the sequels get paid?

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    George Lucas is a flawed genius. His writing wasn’t always great, but who cares. He knew how to build a fantastic world and captivate an audience. No one else can make a Star Wars movie

    • @berliner0
      @berliner0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too right

    • @Klespyrian
      @Klespyrian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd watch a Peter Jackson Star Wars movie

    • @DviousDingle
      @DviousDingle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait, isn't his writing great, just not the execution?

    • @papryk3102
      @papryk3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There are many talented and proven writers and directors who could make films set in this universe which would tell meaningful stories respectful of the lore and the world of Star Wars. It's just that such people don't get hired by Disney and they never will because they would not cooperate in writing and directing their films with a corporate AI that makes idiotic decisions based on what will lead to 0.1% more sales in tickets and merch.

    • @YeTism
      @YeTism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@papryk3102 I’d watch a Denis Villeneuve star wars movie

  • @rayo146-x8x
    @rayo146-x8x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "I can't imagine Anakin was very happy about his lightsaber being permanently entombed by several feet of sand."
    That's not even a meme about Anakin's hatred of sand, that's a legit issue with the movie. Of all the places to bury that lightsaber...
    WHY THE HELL DID YOU BURY IT ON TATOOINE?!
    Tatooine, the planet where Anakin and his mother were sold into slavery. Tatooine, the planet where Anakin had to leave his mother and fellow enslaved friends for a decade. Tatooine, the planet where Anakin found his mother dead at the hands of the Sand People. Tatooine, the planet where Luke was sent away, separated from his sister, into hiding to evade the Empire. Tatooine, the planet that starved Luke of any passion and hope. Tatooine, the planet where Luke found his only parental figures burnt down to their very skeletons. Tatooine, the planet where Luke nearly got fed to a rancor while his sister was nearly enslaved. THAT TATOOINE?!
    Not *Naboo?!* Where Padmé wanted the twins to be born after the War?! Not *Coruscant,* to bring them back to their roots?! Chris Terrio has gone on record saying that the whole thing of wrapping the two lightsabers together was apparently meant to reference Episode 3! And what he has to say about it actually kinda makes sense!
    Chris Terrio: “We thought of it as just paying her respects and sort of undoing the original sin at the end of the third movie, which is the separation of the twins. I mean, of course, they had to be separated to keep them safe, and the trilogy wouldn’t exist, the six movies wouldn’t exist if they hadn’t been separated! But that felt to us like it was almost like a wrong that need to be righted.”
    And yeah, in theory that actually freakin’ works. The twins are united after being separated for so long...
    SO WHY THE HELL DID YOU BURY THEM ON THE PLANET THAT CAUSED THEIR FATHER AND THEMSELVES SO MUCH MISERY YOU ABSOLUTE MORONS?! TELL ME YOU *HACKS!* I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF IT HAS THE BINARY SUNSET. THAT PLACE IS CURSED, GODDAMNIT!

    • @jacksonscott3667
      @jacksonscott3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Just to add to the list of Tatooine gripes:
      Tatooine, the place where Leia was captured by the Empire, leading to her torture at the hands of Vader and Tarkin.
      Tatooine, the place where blatant droid racism is permitted and potentially encouraged.
      Tatooine, home to incredibly dangerous podraces that feature numerous casualties while allowing children to compete.

    • @silvergrove8517
      @silvergrove8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      They were already reunited by the end of ROTJ, this new trilogy decided to tear them apart. Again. Unlike the valid reason to separate them at the end of the prequels, here we don't even have any explanation as to why they are all apart from each other or why some of their relationships died out. Could you imagine telling to someone in the 80s, just as they finished watching ROTJ, that any of the events in the Disney trilogy will occur ? That Han and Leia would be divorced and that their only son was responsible for the chaos in the Galaxy.
      Think about it: Rey has more screentime with Leia than Luke, Han, Chewie, Lando, Ben, 3PO & R2D2 put together. She has more screentime with Luke than any of the old characters, she has more screentime with Han than any of the old characters. She has more screentime with Ben than his literal parents and uncle.
      Everything is about her.
      Every. single. little. detail.

    • @Anwell100
      @Anwell100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I agree. It should have been Naboo. That is the only place that makes sense to me. But JJ wanted that nostalgia shot.

    • @thinkwithurdipstick
      @thinkwithurdipstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      J Sc dude nobody cares about droids lol they weren’t allowed in the diner on coruscant either. Plus, after the clone wars, I think it’s pretty justified to harbor a little hate for droids

    • @BlackCeII
      @BlackCeII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because JJ is and always has been a cheap hack of a writer.

  • @brandonmiller9155
    @brandonmiller9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    The line “I will finish what you started” COULDVE been so poetic, if he was the one to kill the emperor, and bring balance.. but no

    • @stormbringer2840
      @stormbringer2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yes and he could finally have a decent motivation for going to the darkside .

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Love the theory that he has to play the long game like that to basically go "undercover darkside"... fuck, that could have been a great plot point!

    • @andrewscasualmtb
      @andrewscasualmtb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes that would have at least made some sense.

    • @stick-itproductions.3307
      @stick-itproductions.3307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh... shit. Now I'm mad.

    • @alfredmehchi
      @alfredmehchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wooooowww never thought of that. I wish that was the plot.
      And imagine if snoke didn't die or kylo failed to kill him, went back to the resistance, joined with rey.
      And snoke would have been palpatine's master, pulling the strings right form the beguining. He would have been the one to clone palpatine and there would be a lightsaber fight between the emperor and snoke vs kylo and rey

  • @abcdefs100
    @abcdefs100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    2.5yrs after release and I’m still hate-watching reviews to calm me down says everything it needs to…

    • @northman4514
      @northman4514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      And people say they are gonna get redeemed 😂 no fucking way this might be the biggest fuck up in the history of movies ever . How can you fuck up so massively after spending 4 BILLION DOLLARS

    • @Dravianpn02
      @Dravianpn02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@northman4514 nah, Rings of Power is worse. Sort of. No, this is bad lol.

    • @alove4edd703
      @alove4edd703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I just had a long mutual rant about it at an Xfinity store. The dude was just as mad as I was

    • @drewzoobulandes4184
      @drewzoobulandes4184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I finished 100% TSS and just had to cleanse myself here. I hate that my money went to the cunts at Disney but curiousity got the better of me at least I can take some consolation that I watched the "sequel trilogy" illegally and not consumed any other of their garbage.

    • @advancedstupidity5459
      @advancedstupidity5459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@northman4514 I will hate this trilogy until I die. I've grown to love the prequels more and more as time goes on and every time I watch them. I haven't seen TLJ or ROS since I saw them at their respective premieres and the only way I'll ever watch them again is if I want to write my own critique. I would 100% support a retcon and remake, but they would have to recast Han and Leia or have them be dead from the outset. Mark Hamill would do it, but there's no way they drag Harrison Ford into another one. Honestly, I wouldn't be opposed to a recast of all of them to do a trilogy that takes place 5-10 years after The Mandalorian. It's probably not gonna happen though. As long as there's at least one person who likes this abomination of a trilogy, Disney won't dare delete it.