10 Things I HATE About The Tesla Cybertruck
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I'm a farm boy who watched dented, rusted workhorses evolve into $80K+ urban assault luxury vehicles with perpetually empty beds. But this is the epitome of this ridiculous trend. And it looks like a low budget prop from a cheap sci-fi movie.
Growing up in Nebraska, we'd even call the guys who didn't use trucks as trucks, "truckboys"
@@bldontmatter5319 I live near Omaha now, but I grew up next door in Iowa. When I was a kid, the bottom of the barrel vehicle to impress the ladies was a pickup truck. You'd be better off in your family's station wagon. I don't know what happened!
Yes. Exactly. Musk is a child trying to market toys to children. This hideous carrot peeler is what a niave rich spoiled brat thinks is cool.
As a gen z I can tell you most of us would rather have a 40 year old extreme off road jeep Cherokee or Toyota Land Cruiser than whatever this crap is
It's the new DeLorean! 😂
It's not a Truck ... It's a Toy for Rich People and Fools who have money to burn .
Thats what the idiots on my job sites used to say about mandated battery operated hand tools on govt construction sites in the 90s. They were pissed that they couldnt have extension cords running for hundreds of feet to a single power pole. Now all those losers use battery op tools as do mechanics over air by choice. People learn but bitch like children in the beginning. lm betting you own batt op power tools?
Dear Dennis, Tesla will May outsell the Lighting in 2024. Ford started selling the Ford F150 Lighting in early 2022. What's up with that?
Neither are trucks, just toys for the weekend warrior @@Martin-sh7bq
@@Martin-sh7bqIt says one shitbox outsold the other, and millions of petrol trucks on the road
So... A truck, like an F150
This is a truck for non-trucking people, which is most people owning a truck today.
That's a lie.
@@jsanders9975 nope. Most huge trucks are found in cities.
@@technicallyafoxwith beds full of....................AIR
@@Roger_Ramjet with beds too high off the ground for loading and unloading
New truck buyers with lifts and giant tires to feel more manly.
Interestingly enough Walmart sells a stainless steel trash can that is fingerprint resistant
So does Tesla
That thing is a trash can...
I have that Walmart trashcan and it's great. I would much rather buy that, and have $99,950 left over to spend on a real car.
Does it come w a motor?
It would be fun to have a dual-motor stainless steel trash can that can see your attempt to throw trash towards it, then it opens it,s lid as it is intercepting the throw towards it. Then it can take itself out to the trash bin, to empty itself.
GM is thrilled with the Cybertruck. Finally, there's a vehicle that makes the Pontiac Aztec look good.
😂now that’s classic
Exactly!
Good, good!
I woul dnot buy a Aztec if my life depends on it. Its much too beautiful. CT is raw, rough, sturdy, a transport beast built for work and not for looking "good".
It grows on you. Like a WART!
I still find it hard to believe anyone would buy one.
And in the real world 95 plus percent would think excalty the same, some countries might be 99.5 percent.
@@chrisschneiders673499,99%
When you see the scary cult-like mentality of Musk/Tesla fanboys, it becomes believable 😂
@@alkaholic4848 Wait till the company goes bankrupt. Then you'll see some real wailing and gnashing of teeth.
If they don’t sink themselves on this one, I’d consider a smaller, (standard/compact) size version if the front of the tray folded down on top of the back seat for occasions when you want to carry 4’x8’ sheets but still have the comfort of a dual cab. I’m hoping someone will make short range light city work modest affordable EV utes(pickups). That’s what makes sense for EV work utes. Not giant heavy land ships.
This reminds me of the saying, "a fool and their money are easily parted".
You remind me of “a poor person”
@@alexmack956 you remind me of a fool.
Imagine if you gave a 4 year old a crayon & some paper & said "Draw me a car." Now imagine that 4 year old is actually a CEO of a car company who's never been told no.
Form follows function. In a lot of ways this is like going back to the Model-T in manufacturing something new. Being the body is stamped half-hard stainless steel, a first in the industry, you cant form it in conventional ways.
This leads the designers to use straight lines.
These sorts of shortcuts were used on the first stealth jet for other reasons: the computers of the era could not crunch the complex numbers for the F-117 until a decade or two later when they designed the B-2 and F-22. Not due to materials, but due to an all-new concept that was also challenging.
He’s an actor (figure head) placed in position by global government.
@@NewEdgeDesignsno our system just rewards this type of person
@@gavinhuttpacificrim believing in world stage theatre will get you nowhere but enslaved..
@@NewEdgeDesigns what
Imagine spending $100k on a car that you need to then wrap because after 3 months it’s rusting. There is no truer adage than “A fool and his money are soon parted.”
some have reported the rust WASNT the actual truck, but metal filings that have got onto the body at some point, that rust. Apparently a buff is all it takes to remove this.
Is that a bit like "a fool looking for issues using the internet is easily convinced"?
@@mytube7473 I've seen that on white cars before as well. The explanation I've always heard is that its from metal coming off of snow plow blades. Regardless, I think there are enough other downsides to bare stainless steel vs traditional steel or aluminum and paint.
That's what happened in the 1980's when they imported the YUGO from Yugoslavia. When they spot welded the body panels together they didn't use Seam Sealer so almost immediately (within months of purchase) all of the body panel seams were rusting. I talked to a guy that owned one. The camshaft in the engine was so soft it only lasted 25,000 miles. I would never believe Tesla could be capable of making a YUGO, and at over 10X the price! I have not seen one TH-cam Video of anybody saying anything good about this (Truck?).
it doesn't even take 3 months, some people said theirs were rusting after 11 days
He says $200 a month like its a netflix subscription. Thats $20 more than all my house utilities and phone bill combined.
Yes, you do have to be relatively rich to own one.
Do you live in a yurt? And as to your phone is it one of the big button cell phones for grandma and grandpa?
@@fatdaddy-viii-8672he’s probably in a state that’s not charging absurd utility costs. Definitely wouldn’t be California.
@@doctorslaps1991 or Illinois!
@@doctorslaps1991 or Illinois!🤣🤣🤣
Along with a fully accessorised Defender, I can't think of a more effective way to broadcast to the world "I'm a twat"
Tattoo on the forehead would be much cheaper.
I'll take a fully accessorized 90's 110 Defender over this any day of the week.
@@centuryfreud me too. I should've said "New" "Defender"
Ford Excursion
The Cybertruck was a major milestone of EM entering into his "go f yourself" phase of trying to find out what he may get away with.
I wish I could afford to order anything for $100,000 and then almost forget I was still waiting on it four years later.
imagine having a spare 100k ,
Make a video detailing all the _actually_ really bad things about this vehicle and then buys one anyway. Jokers like this don't deserve your time. Dude is a thing I can't say or my message gets deleted.
The deposit was $100.
@@willywatkins-zh9xdI have that spare 100k lol
It was supposed to be 40k 4 years ago.
that blind spot on the A-pillar is horrible. Never seen such a thing in other cars. I wonder how its even legal to build such truck.
Sue Elon Musk for every bike or pedestrian hit because of the ridiculous blind spot. That blood is on his hands.
I've driven it and I never even noticed the A Pillar blind spot. Guess anyone can find something to complain about to get views.
if you question that as illegal, you should question more.
@@jelybrdthat's not a great statement about the attention you pay to the road around you - the blind spot is horrendous and, thankfully, one of the many reasons we will never have to contend with this heap of junk in Europe.
@@Charlie4pants Blind spots themselves are not necessarily grounds for not allowing a car on the road, a lot of sports cars have major blind spots and they're very common in vans and trucks, the driver is supposed to be aware of them and adjust.
The bigger issues are for example the lack of crumple zones, having a nearly horizontal fixed sheet of stainless steel at just about head height at the front so it can decapitate pedestrians in a crash, or the various sharp edges and motor actuated latches that can cut people's fingers off. This thing can only be road legal in the USA, and in third world countries.
Dude, I don’t know why you think an F-150 or F-450 is half the price of a Cyber Truck. You better check again!
An F-150 XL Super Cab retails for under 45K on Ford's website and has a proper paint job to prevent exterior rust spots.
@@NanuqoftheNorth lol, nobody is buying an XL except maybe business as a work truck. A proper F-150 is $80k
@@turdferguson12Still much cheaper, more powerful and WAY better-looking than Elon’s Transformers wannabe that doesn’t even deliver the features they’re charging for.
Yeah, but can any of those other trucks be used to slice vegetables on the body panels? Didn't think so. Checkmate Elon haters.
@@turdferguson12 Your claim was proven wrong. Now you are moving the goal post. th-cam.com/video/ztpzi7CpPrA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=wrXcZNUjM85wsBoB
A friend of my daughter's referred to it as a "wankpanzer" and I found that highly amusing.
My two boys started drawing photo realistic drawings of the cyber truck aged two.
seriously though, the damn thing looks like when you learn in art class how to draw out the basic geometry of the subject youre working on so you can start adding curves and details but tesla decided to stop at the first step.
@musek5048 No it looks as if you are playing GTA V on a low end pc and the car textures did not load properly 🤣🤣
@@SRTG-qe6hz lmao yes that too! these would be the ultra ultra low settings
And I'm sure those drawings still looked better.
Either they are that good, or it is that bad?
Looks like Tesla has delivered on the promised $25k vehicle as far as quality goes.
They deliver that on all their vehicles.
Along with fugly looks.
@@dantethomas7964for real though... I dont know how anyone pays for these overpriced Kias anymore in 2024🥴Its been known for years now that the Tesla build quality is terrible🤮
@@ICU1337 Its because its an Elon product, no one wants to see the stock drop so everyone promotes it
@@ICU1337 The Model 3, especially the ones built in China, are better built. I've driven a pre-facelift and a facelift model and they're approaching French cars in build quality.
Nothing says luxury like having to wedge your hand in the door sill to get in your car. The world is so dumb right now.
There was a movie named Idiocracy. I would say we are living in a world rapidly becoming like the one depicted there.
10 Things I Hate About The Crybertruck:
1. It became a really terrible idea upon conception.
2. Elon thought it was a good idea.
3. Elon convinced other people it was a good idea.
4. The idea was sketched out at all.
5. The idea led to development.
6. The decision was made to produce it.
7. It went into production.
8. A few suckers bought it.
9. Elon still thinks it’s a good idea.
10. It exists.
Shoutout to Dennis for wasting his money on this truck so his buddy could rip it to shreds in youtube video. Thanks Dennis!
MarxAviano 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Dennis!!
This dude has no friends, only business associates. He too smart for “friends”
@@billjones5172 no, he has no friends due to being a bit of a twat
The Cybertruck body looks like it was designed with Commodore 64 software.
The Commodore 64 would have done a better job.
@@AdamSternberg😂
Oh, so that's how they did the tron movie tanks?
And by a 10-year old boy
the design is the only thing I like about it
Fun fact, stainless steel rusts, and it's common. Unless you wax (or whatever you do for stainless) the thing constantly and never drive it, it will rust.
Looks like my 4 year olds first drawing of a car.
Wait till you see Tesla's tank design.
"10 things wrong with this truck"
"I'm still waiting for my truck".
Why would you order this thing? 🤣
That is the jackpot question and the answer to why a $50K truck is selling for $100K. Because people pay for it. Regardless of what kind of quality issues it has or what kind of design problems it has people keep buying them. Tesla selling Self driving that does not exist for thousands and people are still paying for it. Tesla use the customers, their information and their hardware to train dojo for the non existent self driving they pay for and they gladly participate. Replacing a failed battery with a refurbished one for $15K-$20K with only one year warranty makes an out of warranty Tesla disposable. No other manufacturer can getaway with this because no other manufacturer have so many of their buyers own the stock.
The truth is Tesla is not forcing anyone to buy their product so there is no room to complain. It is just market doing its thing. If I was Elon, I would be a fool not to sell a $50K dual motor for $100K when there is someone willing to pay for it.
Says he ordered in 2019.
@@Tooradjthe remanufactured batteries have a longer warranty than 1 year/12,000
He drank the Kool Aid and his fate will be similar to those in Jonestown..
@Will_Tomorrow_Be_There manufacturers are required to give an 8-year battery warranty when the car is sold, but after that period is over, it is up to manufacturer how much warranty the replacement battery has. Several people who have replaced their model 3 pack after their 8 year warranty have reported their replacement pack comes with only one year warranty.
The sad thing about Tesla practice is that if your new pack in your new model 3 fails within the first 5K miles while under warranty, the replacement pack will be refurbished and could potentially have 80K on it.
I love how it is not really a big issue that you ordered the cybertruck on the first day over four years ago in November 2019 AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT AND YOU STILL HAVE NO INDICATION OF WHEN IT IS COMING... I love that for you...
Why in creation did you order one in the first place???
This is actually true and incredibly funny! The übercapitalist (which makes use of 1000s of state patents) and the socialist 😂@@haraldhechler3557
the way you speak is insufferable, undoubtedly a city dweller
@@haraldhechler3557 lol
@@haraldhechler3557 Absolutely spot on
It's like an old episode of The Simpsons where there's a car called "The Homer" that was designed based on a crude drawing by Homer Simpson. It ended up being a huge disaster that ruined the career of Homer's half-brother, Herb. This truck should have been called "The Elon".
I can imagine the Robot from Lost in Space circling around a Cybertruck a few times, doing some analysis and then bursting out laughing like the way he did whenever Dr Smith would make a fool of himself.
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT FISHIN SPOT 2 HOURS AWAY WITH UR BOAT IS NOW 5-6 HOURS AWAY 😂
Been there done that when I was moving my sailboat running on engine against the wind and current and even at almost full speed I was just doing 1,5 knots (1,7mps) and realized if I continued I would run out of fuel eventually without reaching the destination and it would take more then 48 hours and not the 15 hour that I had planned. So I instead went into the nearest harbor and waited for wind and the current to change.
@@a64738 you didn't plug in yoiur boat? this is for ev comments, if you don't have ev stories your just not cool!
@@a64738 He's talking about going to the fishing spot with the truck.
@@hugolafhugolafThank you, Mr. Obvious. Figure that out all by yourself? 🙄
@@UTubeHandlesSuck I had help.
Remember when we invented things we needed? Function over form?
No
There is neither form nor function here....this is a hideous mess.
Like a damn Chimera of random thoughts made of Stainless Steel
Great design is function and form.
This lacks both.
@@Iam_inevitabIe Okay kiddo.
Rich people love spending money on trash. Why is gold valuable?
anyone who think it's an actual truck must leave cookies for santa
The problem is, you actually brought one. Lol
My biggest pet peeve with dailying modern vehicles is the poor visibility around the A pillar. This takes it to another level.
My 2019 WRX is pretty bad for it, but probably cuz I sit farther back cuz I'm tall? It's bad enough for me to mention.
Truly. I have vision problems with the standard pillar in my minivan. That cyber trash looks like you're driving in a tunnel.
@@srf2112 I'd agree with this one, and for people with long legs its an even bigger problem as you sit further back from the windshield.
How can there be 10 to hate about this ...thing? There's a 100,000 things to hate about it.
Vehicle isn’t “controversial” … this thing is asinine in form and function
lol 100,000 > 10, so if there are 100,000 things to hate (which I agree with), then there are by definition 10 things to hate
@@benjaminsandeen9241 As in it's a $100,000 "vehicle".
I think Elon laughs every time someone purchases a cybertruck. Like an inside joke.
adding to your point #1, the time it takes to charge the vehicle is huge. So when carrying max load, you'll spend more time charging than driving
A $100K truck that has a door closing sound of a $10K little car. Love it
No. Closing the door of my Renault Twingo sounds better.
What sound? Can you judge the worth of the sound of my farts?
@@imarchello You didn't hear that metallic bang when the door was closed? Good build quality doors on vehicles close with a vault-like thump.
I never understood what people have with door sounds. That is even more rediculous than motor sounds. Do you get to your destination faster with a stronger sounding door?
@@steemlenn8797 Of course you dont get to your destination faster with a stronger sounding door you absolute cinderblock. The point people are making is the fact that if you spend 100,000 dollars on a vehicle, you expect it to feel premium. Which is the exact opposite of how this tin-can sounds like.
Seriously, what is it with Tesla dorks and bending over for Elon? Is it so hard to just admit "I love the cybertruck, but I do wish it was built a little better". If people accept poor quality, how do you ever expect it to get better? For 100,000, people should be outraged that this thing is even for sale. Rusting issues, no self driving, no advanced AP, no camera rear view mirror that TONS of cars have, hilariously horrible blind spots, door rattles, barely any (if at all) crumble zones, panels look warped when the sun hits it at a certain angle, fingerprint magnet, and has already been proven to be not-so-great offroad (even with offroad tires) with even a subaru beating it. lmao. thats pathetic.
*You still on time to cancel your order* 😂
I bet it will cost.
Canceling with $200/month
You're not getting self-driving because Tesla is learning the hard lesson that self-driving doesn't work.
The guy who went around calling people virgins in high school is the only person known in the city with a cyber truck.
My man hates the cybertruck but is still waiting patiently on his. Not sure why.
I bet he wears fashion brands
Lol, he doesn't want the truck, he wants the clout. 😏
🤡 fans.🤷
Least cucked elon fanboy
Being a fanboy results in a lot of contradictions in behavior.
An important point to remember about range tests is that they are testing from 100% battery charge down to 0-2%. You would never want to intentionally drive like that. Tesla warns you that it is not good for the battery to repeatedly charge it to 100% at superchargers (80-85% is recommended) and not to allow the battery to get too low either. Obviously you don't want to drive it down to 0% like some tests do because then you would need a tow to the next supercharger. So figure on using no more than 70-80% of capacity for each leg of your journey after the first leg (assuming you initially depart with a 100% charge). That amounts to no more than 70-80 miles max when towing. Imagine driving on a 750 mile trip where you have to stop after every hour of driving, unhitch, charge for 45-65 minutes, and re-hitch again. And that is assuming that they even have a charging station where you would need it. In many areas of the US Interstate system, superchargers are still more than 100 miles apart.
But even if Tesla had come through on its 500+ mile Cybertruck range target, the trailer-hostile design of its superchargers is a major fail.
Since you're towing a trailer, there should be room for a large Honda generator and several Jerry cans - - so we're good to go !
.... and if the charging stations are not all taken when you arrive.
Yea these big oil sponsored click bait cannels intentionally don't tell people about that part....
@@kylereese4822 Your comment makes absolutely no sense. You are saying a channel sponsored by big oil would intentionally not tell people that EVs have super low range?
I think its fairly normal for manufacturers to recommend no more than 80% charge nor less than 20% - like having 6 usable gallons in a 10 gallon gas tank
For some reason, the Cybertruck always reminds me of the "Canyonero" from The Simpsons …
"Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts".
Back when I and a bunch of my coworkers turned 40, the dudes with the micro-penises bought Corvettes. Now they buy Cybertrucks.
I was ok keeping my Nissan.
Exactly. This is a "truck" for California nerds, dads having midlife crises, and guys with small-dick syndrome. It's also popular with people suffering from TDS.
When announced it was a 100% Concept. When released it's a 100% Beta test. 😂
Beta!
a pre-prod prototype at best
And 100% FUGLY
Beta? It's still in alpha, doesn't even have the software features sold as part of the $20k "upgrade" package.
@ll51Agreed. This is an early alpha at best. This car is the manifestation of "early access" in the physical world.
Elon is the ultimate hype man with half baked ideas.
Some of Elon's ideas are great -- SpaceX, Starlink. But the CT isn't one of them.
@@softwarephil1709 But those ideas are not Musk's, he is just the face of the DARPA ops running his show.
WTF!
'ultimate hype man' is a nice way of saying he's a scam artist. and yet he has many fan boys simping on him.
He's a snake-oil salesman, with a cult following.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Aside the 3-motor not coming in, I do not see any really substantive issues... 90 miles endurance is a matter of choice. The severity of the A pillar blind spot is not that apparent on video, and neither is the difficulty of reading the speedometer. The spare bare look feels cold, but will probably age better, especially if the stainless is coated.
Each Cyber truck needs to come with an emergency whistle, so a good Samaritan can come by to give you a hand. Kind like a bear whistle.
Nice Tesla.. you look like you just drove it out of Minecraft. Lol 😂
this is not a truck, its a novelty item. Tesla should have made these limited editions and priced them between 120-150k.
120-150k is GM Hummer EV territory. But al least the cybertruck weighs a bit less but looks like a kids first truck drawing LOL Not my thing
@@captaincanuck7110Exactly why it’d be cool as limited production
Idk about novelty. I was thinking about cancelling my pre order and saw one about a week ago. The thing looks amazing!!!!
@@ifitjigglesitsfat01 personally i thinkit looks ugly, but each to thier own
Its a MINI VAN
They fuckin got those silicon valley kids. Oh well that's life.
Dudes voice sounds like he lives by Tesla
It could have been a fantastic car from the future. But unfortunately it turned out to be a gigantic embarrassment and is more reminiscent of the jumping car from the old "Moon Patrol" for the Atari XL.
given Elon involvement. No it couldn't have been.
Dawg sounds like he closed the door on an old freightliner 😂
Fridge with bottle of beer in the door.
Amazing what bad audio editing can do intentionally.
@@kylereese4822cope
I'd much rather have an old Freightliner.
I was thinking 1967 Datsun
This isn't a truck, its a symbol of vanity that happens to have four wheels and something that slightly resembles a truck bed.
The fact alone that it doesn't have door handles is the kiss of death already for me...
It feels like ppl are already over these
Autopilot would be like Autonomous Kill Mode.
It already is that on the cars that have it. Maybe when Cybertrucks get it too, they should be sent to Ukraine?
Hey. Don't give the military ideas.
$100,000+ for a "truck" to take selfies with. You can't put a price on social media self esteem pump!
15 years ago we had those idiots that spent an entire week to wait in line for the latest iPhone… seems like they have stepped up their game 😅
My 1991 Camaro RS sounded just like that when you closed the door with the window down. 😂😂😂😂
As an 89 firebird owner for the last 24 years, I can hear your post
@@JustinLaClairit’s been decades since I had it, but I’ll never forget…. As you put weight behind the door to push it closed…. First, the pop as the unlubricated hinge lets go, then the internal window component jingle, then the close… I have a Mercedes E550 (2010) and the sound is a “click”.
The Camaro? Klankety clank clank. And I miss it TERRIBLY!
Even my 2018 Subaru Forester has a solid "thunk" sound when I close doors. They don't rattle, and there's a handle to open the door, and an instrument cluster, and a gear shift lever, and convenient mechanic buttons and knobs, and... and... and...
Too bad, my 69 Charger doors close just fine.
I owned a 1967 and a 1973 FORD MUSTANG, both CONVERTIBLES with Soft Tops. The "doors" always "rattled" when closed even with the windows in the "FULL-UP" position. I switched to GM cars like Buick LsSabre and Chevrolet Caprice for a better "build quality" where "door rattles" were never an issue. Obviously, GM also made some "REAL DOGS," but I was able to "avoid" them by test driving and closely examining everything.
With armoured glass, bulletproof body, and no physical door opening mechanism, what happens in the event of a crash? A safety hammer won't take out the windows, you can't open the doors, and how long would it take first responders to cut their way into the vehicle?
You won’t have to worry about it, because you’ll burn to death in it first.
A beautiful casket.
Darwin Award
The glass is not armored, and the body is definitely not bullet proof.
Good point. 😅😅😂
"I forgot I ordered a car"
Even Musk himself would blush at such a statement.
I was riding with a friend a while back in his cybertruck and we got two thumbs down from two separate people along our journey. Granted I have never driven a Nissan Cube but this is the first time any car type over the last 50 years that I've seen people react this way. Didn't want to hurt my friends feelings though but I agree the looks are pretty bad.
That door vibration sound like a 90s Jeep wrangler when it closes.
He's closing it wrong. You're supposed to gently close it, and it will auto latch when the door is almost completely closed.
@@rayr6278closing the door wrong😂😂😂
Even a 2024 Jeep is garbage
they sound different because the door doesn’t have that window support unlike other cars/trucks. Still the sickest truck so far
ROFL
This thing makes the Pontiac Aztec look like the Ferrari 250 GTO.
No, it makes the Pontiac LeMans, late 1980's version, look like a Ferrari.
You ordered the cybertruck on the first day. 😂😂😂😂😂 i wouldn't mention that ever again.
Who was it that said "There's a sucker born every minute." Elon Musk is the world's greatest salesman. I give him props for that.
The truck itself is a huge compromise but Musk and Tesla fans will still buy it even if it has rust on delivery day, lol
And the average panel gap varying from 6 to 17 millimeters.
'Within specs' lol@@snakeeyes9246
It only rusts if you don't pick a color or a clear varnish.
@NoidoDev you don't just pick them, you have to pay for them. Prices start at $5,000
@@bfree6197 so you have to pay an extra $5k for anti-rust protection😂👏🏽This sh*t just keeps getting better and better😂
So if you only go 90 miles trailering 10,000 pound in the warm months, how far will it go at -35 in the winter?
90 miles , was in very cold weather towing 11000lb
End of the driveway
this car is a joke.. 90 miles is nothing.
Nowhere. The engine freezes. It has been tested by the 1st idiots who got theirs.
diesel is never going away no matter how much the government subsidizes electric vehicles.
I wouldn’t even look at electric until battery tech pushes range to 600m and loaded 400miles
"im not sure if freezing weather is going to cause problems for the door .... but lets hate it anyway"
the rust is not from the cybertruck, its from transportation.
Whatever the "rust" is from, it's ugly, and other cars don't have that problem. They don't tell you to immediately clean and dry other vehicles after it rains.
That acreage of dashboard is going to get crazy hot in direct summer sunlight.
Rented a Model 3 in Phoenix and Palm Springs last summer. Never will do that again lol. It could never cool down unless i enabled the keep cool setting and let it run all day
They should put a solar panel under that enormous windshield. It would charge itself.
@@softwarephil1709 Audi A8 phase D3 from 20 years ago had just what you said, little solar panel on the roof of the car that was there just so the AC always had enough power to cool the car down during summer heat. Mind you that was a car that debuted 21 years ago in comparison to this thing that's still being worked on.
@@softwarephil1709 Why not on top of the stupid thing? Over ten vids about this 'truck' here on YT and not one of them is positive. The Lemon of the century.
I can promise you, anyone who does any amount of towing would not even consider this joke of a vehicle for a second. There is nothing about this vehicle that fills a need or innovates on something we already do.
Who casually tows anything 90 miles ???.
@@803Danny People who live within 90 miles of their destination.
40 Milies if it's below zero?😂😂😂 what about when the battery starts to show its age?
I did my first tow last year with a 2002 GMC Envoy I had bought used. No worries as it was the XL model with full tow package ... as if it mattered with U-Haul's smallest trailer. Mostly books so even then it was pushing the limits on weight. 400 miles (Helena, MT to past Ashland) over a mountain range or two. Yeah, I drove accordingly with the extra weight but half the time I'd need to look in a mirror to remind me it was there. Even if an EV truck could haul it okay, I would have had to stop 4-5 times to recharge. Without ANY charging stations I can see on a quick check except along the main interstate I had to leave 200 miles behind.
@@803DannyI towed a backhoe I bought on Facebook home less then 90 miles. But I'm pretty sure the trailer and backhoe combination was like 18,000 to 20,000 pounds. Was also a gooseneck which the cyber truck would suck at towing.
I’ve never seen such a poorly designed a pillar. How is that thing not considered dangerous with flaws like that?
How about the rear window being completely blocked by the bed cover?
”The most controversial vehicle ever made”
My man has clearly never heard of war thunder
Just say it's a pos and be done.
I prefer to watch a video that includes explanations and facts
or rambling I guess@@potatokilr7789
it's a POS. i'm done 😉
@@potatokilr7789He gave facts and video explaining his rationale, are you daft?
@@TH-cam_can_ESAD I was replying to hoochrocks who implied that a video without facts would be better. The human brain is very complex and powerful, you should try using it sometime.
10 years from now people are going to turn these cybertrucks into aquariums and greenhouses in their backyard because of how useless they are 😂😂😂
They would rust so they wouldn’t even be useful for that
Lawn art…
@@baileyfowler1918your comment proves just how little you know. Dumbass 😂 it’s stainless steel, it will never rust
If this is useless then all pick ups are useless then
@@baileyfowler1918 kind of like how on ranch properties they use old rusty tractors as decorations 🤣
Nothing says "I'm a pussy" clearer than driving one of these.
I wonder how these things will hold up in the next few years
Can you open the doors from outside and inside if the 48v battery is dead or a crash has knocked out all power?
I am genuinely curious. This has been asked multiple times and I've never found an answer. Maybe they're designed to be natural selection boxes.
@@FuckGoogle502 By US law you are required to have physical door openers to get out from the inside, in front row at least. All other Teslas have this as well, they're just integrated well so most to don't accidentally open them.
And lookup how many times a Tesla has ever had the low voltage battery/system cause you not to be able to get in. But yes, like any other car without physical keys these days, if there's no power to unlock, you can't get in without outside of normal means.
@@m40dot except in the 3/y where clueless passengers always open them.
From MKBHD's review it does have an internal manual door release handle. No one mentions how you would open it from the outside if the vehicle is out of juice.
@@onsokumaru4663 "out of juice' would be the low voltage system, which for Model Y/others so I'd assume CT is similar. You can access wiring thru the tow hook to hook up to external power/batt, then you can open everything per usual via phone/card/old fobs. Once you open frunk you can access the low voltage battery to replace if needed.
It’s a “Pet Rock” in vehicle form. All the pet rock buyers grew up and bought cyber trucks.
The way it looks
The way it drives
The way it rusts
The crash test results
The people who want them
How much it costs
How much it weighs
How bad visibility is
How bad it is offroad
How bad it corners
There's 10 more for you, but we could keep going.
that last one is crazy. My $11,000 used 2015 Honda Fit ( 117K Miles ) has a much more solid thud closing sound and it only weights 2500 pounds. A 6000+ pound 100K truck should be as solid as it gets.
I have been a truck guy my entire adult life. Best one I EVER had was my 98 Dodge Dakota, with the 5.2-liter V8 engine. I called it a sportscars with which you could haul plywood and cement sacks. Quiet comfortable cab. To use an old 'momism', I would not drive the cybertruck to a snake race at midnight.
These are the 10 things I hate about the cybertruck…………everything about it.
That pov at 5:25 when you’re cornering and can’t see the apex because of the giant slanted pilar is enough to rule it out for me. What a terrible driving experience that’s got to be.
It’s great as long as you don’t need to tow anything in high heat, or if it’s too cold, or uphill, or if you’re going over 50 MPH, or if it’s too hot or cold, and you’re towing something uphill and over 50 MPH.
It's a good looking piece of crap. Nothing in the world would get me to buy one however and I genuinely believe that most buyers will come to regret the decision. It's a truck that very few people will ever use as a truck, only as something to show off to strangers
How is it good looking? You're giving too much credit
you can definetly remove the good looking and just leave the piece of crap.
it just looks as a revamped blade runner police car from the 80'. Only that we are in 2024 and not 1982.
Nothing to be excited about.
All the rest is perfectly said 🙂
It’s bulletproof and you can prove to everyone that you are a real Elon’s fan.
@@PKAPE004 ah ah ah indeed. Bulletproof ... as if we were all mobsters or Prime ministers... definetely the most needed thing in a truck LOL.
Fanboys will like this feature surely indeed.
"It's a truck that very few people will ever use as a truck" ...... so like just about every other truck out there?😆
11. It's not a truck.
If you can't fit a bicycle in the bed, it's technically not a truck.
It can fit a bike though lol. Multiple bikes
@@dangmatic How about plywood?
@@dangmatic No it can't lol.
@@cyruslupercal94932 bikes can fit in there. but ok. enjoy your life i dgaf
@@dangmatic Kids bikes, maybe. We have video proof that it can't fit full size bicycles.
How do we get our deposits back?
If you put a deposit down you don't deserve a refund.
@@jakethesnake2655😂
Phone call, or on your Cybertruck Page, from your Account page! Obviously!
How much was the deposit 😂😂
@@wearetheremnants1615 It was huge: Roughly what it costs a family of four to eat at McDonalds ;)
Wonder what that 90-mile range drops to if you have to use the cabin heat???? =:O
Or after a few years of use. A 3 year old CT hauling on a cold day? No thanks.
Half of that within 3 years 😂😂
Probably less range than the first-gen EVs like Nissan Leaf.
Or the headlights.
With cell degradation in 5 years it will be 40 miles.
"There's a sucker born every minute"- attributed to P.T.Barnum. Nuff said.
Only 2 months later and it’s recalled lol
We need to start a count on recalls. This won't be the last.
About a month ago, I received "THE" email stating it's my turn to place an order for the CT. I declined the invitation. 2 x cost, 30% less total miles and poor overall build quality .... what a shame 4 years later.
Smart move.
Not only is it ugly, it is lame to boot.
its not about how practical or what a good buy it is. Its about who can buy one and who drives it to show off.
Elon "I know more about manufacturing than _anyone else_ *currently _alive_ right now" Musk LMAOOO
This truck looks like it was made to sabotage Tesla. A ugly, unusable, costly deathtrap.
Homer designed it.
@@user-nn6qc2tc1v nah, the Homer Car had better features.
so, it can tow 90 miles, in ideal conditions, how many miles it can tow in not ideal conditions, or yards?
End of the driveway
It was 90 miles in freezing conditions
LOL 🤣 are charging stations even that close together? Methinks 90 miles won't even get you to the next station!