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  • @TerraTheIdiot
    @TerraTheIdiot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1813

    "I am he"🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Banger introduction

    • @RagBrokeHisThumb
      @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Oh great god of the comment section, when will Matt rose collaborate with remake

    • @gavriepage7951
      @gavriepage7951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      He's him

    • @Cade_The_Squirrel
      @Cade_The_Squirrel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Jesus literally introduces himself with his pronouns.

    • @galaxytaba4640
      @galaxytaba4640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      he is he

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      In the orignal language pronouns were not gender specific.

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +825

    10:31 Fun Fact: When Charles Darwin discovered a parasitic wasp, he questioned if God was actually loving and kind. What kind of loving and kind God would allow a wasp that reproduces by laying eggs in a living caterpillar so that the larvae can eat the caterpillar from the inside out when they hatch to exist?

    • @tumblingdryer8887
      @tumblingdryer8887 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      Considering the unluck that comes to people along with crazy minute details found in chemistry, biology and physics, there’s just no reason I can find to believe in a god..

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@tumblingdryer8887 This isn't the world that God created. Humansruined that when we fell for temptation and ate the fruit of knowledge. The world in the Garden of Eden was perfect; no diseases, no deadly animals, and no birth defects. God accepted the decision of Adam and Eve, leading to all the nasty things you talk about. You mentioned crazy minute details in chemistry and physics, do you think all of those specific details are all just completely random chance? Do you think it's more logical to believe that all of the intricate details of life (beyond just chemistry and physics), like the human nervous system or the complex anatomy of animals is all just random chance? Or is it more logical to think that a being beyond us designed it all in his image?

    • @jacksonmartin7864
      @jacksonmartin7864 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@emoryparvin3448see this is where I’m confused if birth defects are supposed to be “bad” then why do we have different skin, hair, eyes colors? They were defects at one point but they aren’t bad ones.

    • @Arnos-jt4qn
      @Arnos-jt4qn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      You see because god is an asshole if he was loving and kind the prayers he received each day would be none

    • @emoryparvin3448
      @emoryparvin3448 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@jacksonmartin7864 those birth defects aren't bad things, they make us all individual. The defects i was referring to are things like mitochondrial disorders, or babies born with addictions from mothers. I apologize if it seemed like I was including our individual differences as birth defects.

  • @acheronbutler
    @acheronbutler 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    55:13 Woman here. No. I couldn't care less of you only have ten outfits that you have been wearing since the seventh grade. Just like men, many women believe that it's wasteful to wear an item once and then ditch it. Personally, I'll never even understand the whole "last season" crap. Support your local small businesses or buy second hand. There's some really nice stuff to be found in a boutique or a thrift store.

    • @venomgaming7014
      @venomgaming7014 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Preach. I get weeks, sometimes months out of a single piece…of pyjamas.

    • @lucituci97
      @lucituci97 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, this isn’t even about gender. Your average person wouldn’t care less if you wear the same thing countless times, thats why we wash clothes.

    • @Magpiebard
      @Magpiebard 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@venomgaming7014 You too, huh. I have almost reduced my closet down to my 'work pjs' and my 'I really would prefer to be naked but the neighbors complain when I go get my mail pjs.'

  • @timburlingame5893
    @timburlingame5893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +634

    All of humanity was a mistake, Robin

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Most* but the most is so big it might as well be all TBH

    • @leylanibunni
      @leylanibunni 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Need I remind you that the typical method for rodents and other types of non-quality spawn to reproduce focuses more on how many offspring can be created at a time usually rather than the quality

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he knows

    • @xotlxoltyna
      @xotlxoltyna 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@blender_777 humanity WAS a mistake? humans are still around, right?

    • @blender_777
      @blender_777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@xotlxoltyna yeah making humanity was a mistake

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    22:03 Jack was so enamored by the idea of a homeless sesame Street character that he started turning into Elmo!

  • @adrienstarfaer
    @adrienstarfaer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    4:14 Counterpoint: If he has an old phone and he's not complaining about it being a slow, obsolete brick, then he's either extremely good with tech, or he has the patience of the gods, probably both tbh, and both of those are green flags.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      a person who was never bothered by the connecting noise on dial up!

    • @scyfrix
      @scyfrix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or it just hasn't broken yet, so why replace it?
      It's a smartphone that's not even a decade old, it's hardly obsolete if the most demanding thing you're doing with it is occasionally watching Netflix.

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even an iPhone 3G is still somewhat usable in 2024

    • @therealloganyt237
      @therealloganyt237 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And also who the hell will think badly of someone because of some circuit boards and a screen they use 💀

    • @mossnb
      @mossnb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@therealloganyt237 and like bro i aint selling my double kidney rgb setup for a phone that bends when it shoudlnt

  • @RammerHammer
    @RammerHammer หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    10:31 One of the most well known Christian stories is the one about Noah's ark, in which God literally says "well I sure fucked up, let's scrap the first draft and start over." HE ADMITTED HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!

    • @christophersamueldearlysih262
      @christophersamueldearlysih262 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot one thing, you know why the story was called "Noah's Ark"?. He literally saved like every animal x2 and also saved Noah's family (because they were the only people that weren't demented as hell.) And you know what happened? Everything went back to normal and he didn't do it again. Though he said he regretted his decision, he was still merciful enough to save at least enough humans to revitalize the earth.

    • @gen169
      @gen169 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262And who will Noah's descendants mate with? If I correctly recall all of his children are male who have wives. so the only genetic pool that would remain are those of Noah's. Which would mean that a good portion of his descendants will have some sort of mental/physical abnormalities. Which is a far worse fate than just drowning to death

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@christophersamueldearlysih262merciful is a bit overrated when he still kills 99% of everything.

  • @davidcroucher6262
    @davidcroucher6262 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    21:34 Jack concerned about the scooter on the floor and no one gonna mention the ASSAULT RIFLE in the window?

    • @The_PerfectDark
      @The_PerfectDark 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      America

    • @katskratch99
      @katskratch99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Average America sightings

    • @ThePerson-dg6bq
      @ThePerson-dg6bq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      problem?

    • @Gliese710_
      @Gliese710_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hate to be that guy, but it’s not an assault rifle, it’s an AR-15 (AR stands for Armalite, not assault rifle) and in order for it to be an assault rifle, it’d have to be full auto, and if it is, that illegal and hard to do without the proper parts. (Which are also illegal)

    • @davidcroucher6262
      @davidcroucher6262 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gliese710_ We all hate for you to be that guy too.

  • @ppenelopee
    @ppenelopee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

    i understand wigs being so expensive or costing more BUT WHY EVERYTHING ELSEEE😭😭

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Why use wigs at all just to cover up your already existing hair(not saying your doing so lol).

    • @ppenelopee
      @ppenelopee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jackarock6425 some ppl are alergic to hair dye or have alopecia

    • @ppenelopee
      @ppenelopee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jackarock6425 also sometimes u can just have it for special events but some ppl like to wear them all the time lol

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@jackarock6425 Well, if your hair looks awful no matter what you do with it or you don't have much or no hair at all you do need a wig.

    • @jackarock6425
      @jackarock6425 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion then you embrace the baldism.

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    22:20 Dude, the trashcan is Oscar's porch, he has a mansion that is under most of the street... he has his own **bowling alley** down there

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Another theory is that Oscar is a disgruntled time lord. The can seems to be bigger on the inside.

  • @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs
    @JuanRodriguez-ce8vs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    1:12 If they'd actually like it, they wouldn't be complaining about it. On another note, if I got charged $105 for nails they better set me up with Wolverine claws.

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Also, the dude just said that because that’s all he thinks it takes to be cute. She can do what she wants, but that means she’s actively choosing a more expensive route

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You know liking something doesn't mean you have to enjoy every single aspect of it and can never say anything bad about it

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@makaiwise4609 Yes, he was probably being a bit ignorant...but I also think he was talking about overweight people, mostly women, trying to "compensate" with hairstyles, long nails, lashes...when going to the gym and eating a bit healthier (not even talking about a diet) could achieve much of the beauty standard they're trying to reach.

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@operatorchakkoty4257 ...You do realise that all costs the same regardless of weight, and that women aren't 'trying to compensate' by doing things they like? yeah i agree it can be a waste of money, but if you Have the extra cash and enjoy how it looks, why not?

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@madsfiedler3884 I'm specifically talking about overweight women doing all those things to look prettier...anything but jogging, to quote a British comedian.

  • @luistigerfox
    @luistigerfox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Calling Lauren Boebert "Klannie Oakley" I'm fuckin dead. lmao.

    • @luna_nova_09
      @luna_nova_09 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Time stamp?
      Edit: nvm it’s 11:26

  • @innocentranger815
    @innocentranger815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    Ben Shapiro is the embodiment of small dog energy. Always yapping but any real push back and they cry back to safety.

    • @nilzakindigo
      @nilzakindigo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Ben Shitperro

    • @supersillysammy272
      @supersillysammy272 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@nilzakindigo Funny since perro means dog in Spanish

    • @user-iz3su9xv6r
      @user-iz3su9xv6r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ben Shapiro made some really valid points in video "Ben Shapiro smacks down black lies matter"

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@user-iz3su9xv6r Uh oh, a fanboy made it in here

    • @ubyt611
      @ubyt611 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought you said small dong energy
      which would also work out

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    People who say “(name) doesn’t use pronouns!” Definitely didn’t graduate elementary school… or whichever grade does basic grammar

    • @Anon1234goatofDOOM
      @Anon1234goatofDOOM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Preschool/kindergarten

    • @Creativehandle908
      @Creativehandle908 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      some guy: "schools should ban pronouns because I want them to!1!"
      "Hi, the person speaking is Steve. The speaker drives a car. The aforementioned car is in a tree. The speaker's name is not actually Steve. The speaker doesn't approve of the person's decision to remove pronouns as said decision would only lengthen sentences, as shown here."

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      my english-major mother may be a raging queerphobe, but she Has never said this. if she can believe im not real and also not butcher the english language, they can do it to! xD

  • @TheAdarkerglow
    @TheAdarkerglow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The 'wears the same thing twice' thing makes me think of that one Seinfeld episode, where the girl he was dating only wore (and apparently owned) one dress (though it was actually many copies of the exact same dress).

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    34:20 it is discouraging when you find out two people (usually actors) spend years together making a show, but never ended up forming a friendship really makes you wonder what happened.

  • @duckdev9447
    @duckdev9447 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "No balls no opinion" 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @NexusBlueGuest_YT
      @NexusBlueGuest_YT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Women crying rn

    • @Cute_Scam_Likely
      @Cute_Scam_Likely 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      So it should be the same for men, right? No uterus, no opinions? Keeping our opinions to our respective gender.

    • @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx
      @AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likely true

    • @Shau0812
      @Shau0812 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Cute_Scam_Likelymakes sense 👍

  • @fortisch
    @fortisch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    8:50 I'm a 1,81 cm tall dude and I called people alot of times while going in to their block. I live in a very safe city and It's normal to be scared at night going home. I'm not mistrusting everyone but people can be unpredictable, so making sure feels good.

    • @Keksemann666
      @Keksemann666 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im 1,93 and same, although i just mistrust everyone

    • @CodeNascher_
      @CodeNascher_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      1.81 cm??
      man, you tiny

    • @remixgameyt1172
      @remixgameyt1172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Bro is smallest person ever💀

    • @fortisch
      @fortisch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@remixgameyt1172 nah its fine here, thanks.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CodeNascher_ no , 181cm, which is nearly 2m (1.8m)

  • @TomAdo-ot4ci
    @TomAdo-ot4ci 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    10:45 Christian here, nobody said your a mistake. God loves equally and every human has worth. Love your vids btw

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you man exactly

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am atheist

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Thepluhmaster thats ypur decicion to make me personaly my life ia way better with god in it i feel like i have a purpose

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Razink_edits ok

    • @Razink_edits
      @Razink_edits หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Thepluhmaster not tryna convert u or some shit but i just wanna tell u my reasoning

  • @Hitwolfofficial
    @Hitwolfofficial 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Damn those roasts are crazy.

    • @dumbdragon2129
      @dumbdragon2129 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Just like your mom aha haha:p

    • @Delta._V420
      @Delta._V420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      just like your dad lmao :p

    • @aunthunt
      @aunthunt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      just like your girlfriend in bed lol :p

    • @salvadorllamas568
      @salvadorllamas568 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like your non existent father lol

    • @Hitwolfofficial
      @Hitwolfofficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dumbdragon2129 bruh

  • @TheChocolateEater
    @TheChocolateEater 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “I’m him”
    “I am him”
    “I he”
    “he is i”
    “hee hee!”*turns into Micheal Jackson*

  • @MatteoTimpanaro
    @MatteoTimpanaro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    23:20 "Deaf people prob never heard of em" got me so good 😂😂😂

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    1:01 I totally understand what Robin means, and I do agree, everyone should be allowed to do what they like and shouldn't be shamed, even if you don't like it yourself. But regards to the original comment, I don't think you need to spend THAT much money to be cute.

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You don't "need" to, yes. But it's likely she enjoys the process of getting all dolled up as well as the result

    • @ImJustAlex_
      @ImJustAlex_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Akatsuki69387 That is what I meant. If the original poster likes to spend lots of money and likes that, she can do that. But I wanted to add the "you don't need to" part, because, well, you don't need to spend hundreds of money to be cute.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    15:24 the emkay editor is a total sassafras and I'm all for it

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Had a friend in what some would call High School
    Religion Class Story
    We had two teachers for the Religion Class, a very open-minded female Teacher and a hardcore Christian male one.
    My friend eventually realized that he was Gay and didn't even attempt to hide it, was very open.
    Nobody gave him a hard time, not even out Religion Teacher (the female one)
    Well EXCEPT the Male Religion Teacher.
    One day we had Religion and found out our regular teacher was sick,
    Jerk-Teacher enters the room and announced that we'll start by praying, then singles out my Gay Friend and tells him to "pray Extra-Hard and maybe God will cure him"
    We rattle through the Prayer and get to the end.
    Teacher: Amen
    Rest of Class: Amen
    My Gay Friend, in the most lewd voice he could muster and as loud as he could: AH~ MEN~
    Half of the class was written up because we almost died laughing XD

    • @mahapatrasohamm
      @mahapatrasohamm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      An amazing friend.
      Really committed to the role

  • @cheshire_sensei
    @cheshire_sensei 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love Robin's rants

    • @Clenner0
      @Clenner0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bot bc I seen u before

  • @321hackertime5
    @321hackertime5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    3:00 im actuallty running on 0 horus of sleep thank you

    • @ClaytinJvr
      @ClaytinJvr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "horus" 💀
      I understand its a misspelling, but it's the first time I see "hours" misspelled like that. 😂

    • @321hackertime5
      @321hackertime5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ClaytinJvr the sleep deprivation is crazy

  • @operatorchakkoty4257
    @operatorchakkoty4257 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:57 to quote a certain british comedian: "Big girls, they've always got nice hair, don't they? Nice nails... anything but jogging."
    I think the guy's alluding to the fact that many overweight girls tend to try to compensate with different hair styles and colours, nails, make up, heels...when going to the gym and eating a little healthier (not even talking about a diet) could accomplish much of the beauty standard they're trying to achieve.
    But this is, of course, hard... especially in a country like the USA, with so much unhealthy food so easily available.

  • @Onyxs-Cavern
    @Onyxs-Cavern 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Dear Emkay,
    Thank you so much for leaving smiles on all of our faces, for always being there to post the stupid crap other people have posted for our entertainment.
    Dear people,
    Please keep being stupid so we get more Emkay content ❤

    • @RichRaptorVr
      @RichRaptorVr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I will.

  • @StopMotion-Dann
    @StopMotion-Dann 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    33:50 ask each friend for a dollar and if they are really loyal they will give you it and you get 30 million dollars and 30 million friedns

  • @ngalifianakis6893
    @ngalifianakis6893 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nah, I remember the Elmo Movie, it may be a trashcan on the outside, but Oscar lowk got the nicest crib of the entire hood

  • @KitaraFloof
    @KitaraFloof 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i just realized how old the "moms should skip the coffee shop line" meme is
    thats a tim horton's cup that hasnt beencused since 2012

  • @queenbe420
    @queenbe420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    No Country for Old Men was 2 hours and 2 minutes long. it's just as long as everything everywhere all at once, but the movie is about ten minutes longer. So not only is Ben Shatpeero a failed screenwriter but he also admits his attention span is as short as he is.

    • @B1n4ryB4stard
      @B1n4ryB4stard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Holy hell

    • @jamiethal1319
      @jamiethal1319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Everything Everywhere All At Once is nearly 2 and a half hours long. No Country for Old Men probably just FEELS like that.

    • @AjatiMimi
      @AjatiMimi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jamiethal1319 Don't like the movie, Everything, Everywhere All At Once.

  • @saberruntv
    @saberruntv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The campbell one it's a humorist he always does that.

  • @SrSteve404
    @SrSteve404 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:55 I think that the serious answer would be probably because it refers to blowing a flute or a whistle, as in you put your mouth and... You get it.

  • @Sevosine27
    @Sevosine27 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    48:25 The freaking ECHO!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    12:18 That weirdo thinking Italy is Mexico perfectly captured everything that is wrong with the American education system.

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:16 DiCaprio catching strays when he's nowhere near the building 🤣

  • @plague_doctor-scp-049
    @plague_doctor-scp-049 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    its scary how remarkably similar some people last name are to mine but never the same
    -adkins (seen in this vid)
    -atkins (seen on a gravestone next to my grandads)
    -atkin (seen on a trip on a gravestone with beavers (UK club type thing for kids))
    and so much more

  • @snownull7138
    @snownull7138 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My response to a Karen coming in would be a hearty chuckle then me responding with “Unfortunate, leave”

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    I did the math this comment section is literally 50% bots

    • @dryg00mba
      @dryg00mba 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Love good ol’ TH-cam 😊

    • @andioop7138
      @andioop7138 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      have a nice day! 🌸😁

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Are you sure it’s that low?

    • @Minimaglite12
      @Minimaglite12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      are you sure?

    • @samwilde8311
      @samwilde8311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dead internet theory has become dead internet fact

  • @BassicallyKiyash
    @BassicallyKiyash หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Robin is the brennan Lee mulligan of emkay

  • @mathildaandersson1341
    @mathildaandersson1341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    21:29 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARNT TRIANGULAR?!?!?!
    42:15 This sounds like something you’d find on the strange(er) part of ao3.

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i just love the insult "dork ass looser" that robin has introduced to me

  • @Nox.x_ART
    @Nox.x_ART 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I felt fear when I heard a Price impression spout such.. horrifying nonsense. Shook me to my core /hj

  • @kowaikaiju
    @kowaikaiju 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All I got from watching this was wanting to give Robin a hug! You're not a mistake! 😂😭

  • @BryanSchaeber
    @BryanSchaeber 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Jesus christ didnt have pronouns"
    My brother in christ, jesus didnt actually EXIST, hes a storybook character 😂

    • @AURESHION
      @AURESHION 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      most historians actually agree that he most likely did exist.

    • @Morna777
      @Morna777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The person who walked on water and turned water into wine is most likely an invention, but a person called Yeshua of Nazareth did exist in the ancient near East according to most historians.

    • @sboxes4021
      @sboxes4021 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What part of the video did you find it

  • @Chop012
    @Chop012 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    31:25 em*sturb*tion c*cklomation is actually hilarious

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    Robin please stop ranting bro we are here for funnies not angys 🙏
    Edit: I love that everyone committed to the joke in the sub comments

  • @redmoonscythe41
    @redmoonscythe41 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just realized we're both from Spokane, nice to know someone else loves that little city

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can we please do European or Indian political banter for a change

  • @lukasoverbeck2
    @lukasoverbeck2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As someone from Spokane every time EmKay brings up he’s from here I get shocked then I remember I’ve heard that many times. 😂

  • @rubivasquez7510
    @rubivasquez7510 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    half the comments are sex bots lmao

    • @Cybernaut551
      @Cybernaut551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      P0rn accounts too.

  • @piks2396
    @piks2396 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:17:11 jack sounds like alan from smiling friends lmao

  • @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
    @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:57 can someone please explain the meaning of this and how it is a clever comeback, I don’t understand what this means

    • @HoppouChan
      @HoppouChan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      One of the best indicators of how successful a person is going to be is their ZIP code, since wealthy people tend to congregate together, and wealthy communities have better schools etc

  • @SigmaGE
    @SigmaGE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Robin, never stop your rants, spittin' facts!

  • @danielfolkard-fm2ss
    @danielfolkard-fm2ss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    21:47 love how the blurred nipples makes it look like he has boobs and they’re in a bra lol

  • @Plikus99
    @Plikus99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Getting a coors light ad right at 1:42:34 that starts with the words “cold water” was very unexpected, but also very funny

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    *Timestamps for the video*
    Start: 0:00
    End: 1:50:17

    • @juliabutterfly9568
      @juliabutterfly9568 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you I was trying so hard to find 0:00

    • @therealms-9320
      @therealms-9320 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude, thank you so much for this. The fact you went to from 0:00 - 1:50:17 to let us know is pure heroism. Thank you and may God Bless your soul.

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    1:56 the fact brown is just a darker orange 😂

  • @ROWORTcolon3
    @ROWORTcolon3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The thumbnail is a screenshot of twitter, not reddit

    • @haycoat9389
      @haycoat9389 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah and the video is on TH-cam, not reddit either! Seems like other social media can appear on other social media! Wow!

    • @ROWORTcolon3
      @ROWORTcolon3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@haycoat9389 truuueeeeeeeeeeee

  • @snom6403
    @snom6403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:14 10 dollar coffee machine? God I wish

  • @Bayley262
    @Bayley262 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The amount of bot comments already accounts made 2 hours ago

  • @Studip170
    @Studip170 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That re zero bgm 😂

  • @Sr16vga
    @Sr16vga 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What's the moaning voice in between? Do y'all hear that too?

  • @sciana21
    @sciana21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Church of Satan having the greatest comebacks🔥🔥🔥

  • @Atleasthreecharacters
    @Atleasthreecharacters 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Fun fact: No one has watched the whole video yet (it has been 26 minutes lol)

    • @LoyalDance
      @LoyalDance 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You got me there 😂

    • @dayminder7414
      @dayminder7414 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if you've already seen all the videos in it tho?

    • @SomeRandomKydd
      @SomeRandomKydd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So this only loaded in while I was watching, and I was confused since it was Six hours ago for me

    • @sasugaainz6824
      @sasugaainz6824 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Editors might have, if only one did it all

    • @sunwinoo-th7ph
      @sunwinoo-th7ph 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Attention seeker

  • @NoneWX
    @NoneWX 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "No balls, No opinion" is goddamn COR- -FUCKING- -RECT.

  • @TheChosenOne442
    @TheChosenOne442 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1 min gang
    👇

  • @5gld
    @5gld 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:37 I actually have 7 outfits that get mixed up everyone in a while, but they’re still relatively always the same. I definitely don’t care if someone wears the same thing twice

  • @Clipzyy9401
    @Clipzyy9401 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:42 is insanely simple yet way too funny 😆

  • @thefancy651
    @thefancy651 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    14:25 desire and necessity arent the same thing and people need to accept that

  • @JasminMiettunen
    @JasminMiettunen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think the zip code tweet was in this video four times, the netflix one three times, and so many twice that I lost count

  • @GremlinFromHell
    @GremlinFromHell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah not the South Park reference LMFAO

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Big rule of the internet: learn how you could possibly be roasted for anything you’re about to post

  • @loltresx3.059
    @loltresx3.059 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    33:46 you can say to all of them "hey can you gave me 2 dollars ?" Now you have 60 million dlls 🤓

  • @_Ledoot
    @_Ledoot หลายเดือนก่อน

    First guy hit us with a dried nervous system

  • @shellder_gaming
    @shellder_gaming 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A little unrelated but i love how Christians say “god works in mysterious ways” when the rest of the family is crying at the loss of the grandpa who died of cancer

  • @Hogrider234
    @Hogrider234 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Italy is does not have a socialist economy. It’s economic system is a mostly free market capitalist country.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    54:22 I’m extremely introverted, but I still have friends. I have a small group of good friends, and a large group of acquaintances with whom I’m friendly. I’m quiet, shy, reserved and usually not the first one to speak or approach another; however, I am kind; sincere, and have a good sense of humor. I usually won’t talk much around people I’m just meeting, but if they’re around enough, they start getting to know me, and the conversations start. You can absolutely be introverted and still have friends. One can also be an extrovert whom nobody likes.

  • @Toastdey
    @Toastdey 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Please try listening to Robin’s Ben Shapiro impression on 2x Speed 😭😭

  • @ACowardlyCheese
    @ACowardlyCheese 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:36:27 as a NB person. I always wanna look like a bartender.... but now WITH A CAPE.

  • @gomploose
    @gomploose 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:17 Because she herself is making it about how you look to other people and not how to look to yourself. It would be fine if she did thise for herself to make her feel better but the sole reason she is doing those things is to attract other people with temporary and self depriving objects

  • @ItalianCountryball11
    @ItalianCountryball11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:20
    Obama really roasted that guy. 💀

  • @jasonnewby4908
    @jasonnewby4908 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like the "grinding thing." 🤷‍♂️

  • @MillieBlackRose
    @MillieBlackRose 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'll be buying more Campbell's soup 😂 Roasted!

  • @CharlieWolfi
    @CharlieWolfi 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait! Robin is also from Spokane! thats wild.

  • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
    @Grey_Warden_Invasion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:14 Would be even funnier if there was a second reply from Andy to her post just saying, "Except for you".

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:55 How does Robin not know what it means? It means the girl and her friend want to a frat party, and the two of them spent the night there (ie hooked up). So she can’t really talk about bad influences or bad behavior

  • @catakuri6678
    @catakuri6678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:00:43 i can't believe this is still a problem in 2066...

  • @runninggag
    @runninggag 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THE TOUCHING IS CONSENSUAL😂😂🤣

  • @user-he6sx7fv3e
    @user-he6sx7fv3e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    BRO
    "pretty bold of you to say that since you got name after the sound a plunger makes" IS INSANE I'D DIE ON THE SPOT

  • @elhazthorn918
    @elhazthorn918 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:30 I think the reason she got blocked is that she strung him along for two months, when not being ready for a relationship is something you kind of already know beforehand. I've been strung along for three months before and it wasn't a good feeling. A lot of wasted time when you could be spending time with someone who actually is interested.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Depends on what she said and how, though. Not ready for a relationship yet, after two months, or not ready for a relationship this year? My current boyfriend said he wasn’t ready yet when I asked him about it, and then asked me to be his girlfriend three weeks later.

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JasminMiettunen But how does that she said matter though? She didn't say she wasn't ready beforehand, just said she wasn't ready after two months. "I'm not ready for a relationship yet" is much easier than "Let me think about it and let you know a few months down the line."

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elhazthorn918 it matters if she thought she would be ready for a relationship soon or not. If she meant not yet, maybe in a couple months, you wouldn’t know the exact time you will be ready when you start seeing someone and that’s fine. If she wasn’t ready for a relationship at all, she should’ve made that clear at the start.

  • @Riley_Andromeda
    @Riley_Andromeda หลายเดือนก่อน

    ANOTHER SPOKANIAN? LETS GOOOOOOOOO

  • @2017_Football_Edit_God
    @2017_Football_Edit_God หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    BRO IM FROM SPOKANE TOO the crackheads be crazy here

  • @Cloudsonlover666
    @Cloudsonlover666 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That last one had me cackling.

  • @egalitarius8582
    @egalitarius8582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your hoarding problem isn't superior to my hoarding problem.

  • @shadowpea3623
    @shadowpea3623 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    12:33 the fact that enoch isn’t valid in the Bible

  • @Pon1bcd
    @Pon1bcd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly, I've turned into a functional alcoholic playing competitive games for more than 2 - 3 hours a week. So he's not wrong there.

  • @audraisnhower5947
    @audraisnhower5947 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:59 Omg heyyyy I’m from Spokane and love the transit system!!!