If Autism is the government, then I must be Chief Justice of The Supreme Court. Edit: To all the autistic government officials, I hope to meet again in another comment section.
My mum's reaction to finding out I'm autistic was to do so much research that she became a full-time speech and language therapist, and ended up the co-owner of an independent, neurodiversity-affirming psychology assessment and social group business based in New Zealand :)
@@justbereal388not exact same thing! it's a saying that means you can choose who you're around- or who is family to you. you are only born to people who take care of you, but you can leave them if they don't do their job well, or they make it harder to do yours. you can choose who you consider family n you can leave who you dont.
i dont know. an autistic governement in times of "boring" may be a good thing. But we have governments for times of war or crisis. what would you do? getting a meltdown didnt cut it stick to photos from the CIA and NSA and analyze them, better for all.
0:40 I believe the mother in this story is referring to the G5 Solar Storm in mid May, as a side effect of such a severe auroral display/magnetic disturbance can be devices malfunctioning. So the mum probably isn’t insane and just worded the text warning poorly.
0:16 My Daddy passed away December 2022 due to complications of alcoholism (cirrhosis). Getting sober would have been the best birthday gift for me or Mother’s Day gift for my mom. I love you, Daddy. Miss you. ❤️
@@Bupboy - Well I count anyone with four numbers on the end of their name as a possible bot account. OF course they could be using an account through a platform that puts such in place such as MS did with Xbox/Live. But even then you can still change your name.
3:22 Em 'egg donor' is how some people refer to their bad mothers, i dont think shes talking about literally another woman donating eggs for her pregnancy
@@TheOnlyPedroGameplaysthat's the whole point agg doner in this case refers to a person who was literally just there to make them they don't deserve the title of mother. There's more to being a parent then just having them and then doing whatever the hell you want with the child
@@alexisdied4558 then honestly just call that person a bad parent, call them what they are. Don’t try and make your enemy into something inhuman you absolute N4zi
@@GaTraCos yikes. Where does that line of logic end? All throughout history, it has been a war tactic to dehumanize your enemy. It is a simple little game when it’s a country versus a country, or if you’re subjugating an entire race of people, but it’s far more complicated when it’s another human being. To dehumanize an abuser is to defend their actions, because it rejects the idea that any human being can be bad enough to do what they did. If you make them out to be inhuman, you’ve failed and you’ve ultimately absolved that PERSON of THEIR sin. Bad people exist, horrible monsters exist, but you can’t beat around the bush and call them inhuman. They are. That’s the part you need to worry about.
i truly want to thank you, emkay team. watching your videos has calmed me down from panic attacks and has stopped me from soupy slide (iykwim) a few times. you’re truly fantastic, and you’re helping people more than you know. thank you all ❤
I believe "egg donor" is an unaffectionate term for a mother: usually distant or otherwise unfit. My old friend calls her mother her "programmer", because the mother parentified and groomed her into behaving "properly", never extending the right parental love/respect at all
honestly these type of videos comfort me, my parents did this my whole life. seeing others go through what i did is comforting, its nice to know they can move on and have pretty cool lives, it really gives me hope.
4:02...i only now realised how much my former best friend has been gaslighting me for the past year...i just have to let that sink in, but i am happy that i saw this. Thanks Emkay team.
Good parent story to balance out: when my mom got Covid and couldn’t cook dinner for my brother and dad, my dad asked for my help over the phone for tips on cooking for her and my younger brother. He could have just ordered in, but he wanted them to have a home cooked meal.
I truly feel for these guys, my mum is an abusive alcoholic. It’s hard to explain to people that yes, my mum is still alive, but no, she’s not here anymore. Like she is so mentally ill, who she used to be is completely gone and consumed by alcoholism and narcissism. So many text messages I see on these posts that are a spitting image of the things my own mother would send me before I blocked her and cut off contact, anyone else that is in a similar situation; know you’re not alone and I love you 🖤
1:25, Easily debunked. Autism Speaks wouldn't have started, let alone been going on for this long, if the spectrum ran the government. I'd call the police for a wellness check for both of them, possibly with CPS too if necessary. Misinformation has already killed too many at the hands of their parents. 11:21, And this is exactly why we shouldn't force standards on who people are in society. "Not white, male, straight, neurotypical, christian, and speak English? You don't belong here."
Indeed for that last part Heck dont even try to force someone to be on the LGBT community either! Let them explore! I discovered i have a femmine spirit in me somewhere thats quiet but i am male through and through But i also know that it exists Thats why i think it should be that way
9:43 My computer glitched here while robin was saying "hell" and made it sound like he was just menacingly laughing "heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" and I thought it was just a really long laugh about how the mother was so stupid
To these parents/grandparents, you get a big double middle finger from me: 2:30 (deflects blame) 3:25 (gaslighter) 4:15 (narcissitic) 6:13 (doesn't understand she can't control someone who isn't a minor anymore) 6:45 (abusive and manipulative) 8:00 (love bomber) 9:32 (controlling) 11:28 (transphobic religious fruitcake) 12:09 (selfish guilt tripper) 13:30 (narcissitic) 14:55 (terrible influences) 17:00 (narcissitic) Dear lord, the utterly INSANE mom at 10:00 makes me want to go to a crowded public place, like a resturant or a mall, take a megaphone with me, and just shout PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS CRITICAL THINKING, WE HAVE TOO MANY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS! On the other hand, bible rap?? What?? 😂😂
Man this video made me realize how grateful I am to have a good mom, I asked her to put us on Life 360 for her anxiety and mine, and I am so okay with it she doesn't restrict me at all and now that my insane parent is gone for good it just makes me so happy that my mom is normal as i go into adulthood. I love my mama
as a mom of adult children here is my motherly advice to all my EmKay kids: respect and boundaries spells love to me. If you love me? You’ll adjust. Point blank period. Edit: I see now this could’ve been misconstrued. I’m on yalls side!!!!
Exactly! That also applies to access to kids before they're adults, regardless of your relation to the primary caregiver(s)/legal guardians of a kid, if the legal guardians of a kid don't allow you access to their kid, you can't demand it of them.
PSA: You don't owe your parents shit. If they want your time, your respect, your love, _they need to earn it._ And it is _still_ up to you decide what, if anything, you're willing to give. And you are allowed to change your mind. I repeat: *YOU DON'T OWE THEM SHIT.*
Sure But for thosw who have adhd? They must watch Max0r or any other hyper fast editors Just because i want people to have trouble focusing and Be silly with my adhd! HOORAY FOR LACK OF ATTENTION!
Ad blockers are still good on mobile web, but if you get the "you have an ad blocker" pop up on desktop web you have to reload the page for every video :(
10:29 you can’t just religious texts for science. They were translated so many times and if you think about it logically, you realise that no one from these times would believe scientifically accurate texts.
11:53 no human being on earth is normal. That means that its normal to be abnormal. Therefore, if nobody on earth is normal, then EVERYBODY on earth is normal.
>Says they stopped listening to secular music because of the hertz shutting down your brains creative side. >Says they listen to "Bible rap". Are they talking about that Jesus Christ is my N-word song? 😂😂😂
I've noticed there's only like 5 types of parents in this sub 1. "No its not my fault I'm a bad parent, it's yours" 2. "I don't care if you're an adult, you're my child" 3. "I'm your mother/father and that means I'm always right" 4. "No, not MY kid, MY kid is NORmal" 5. belongs in a mental asylum
As someone with a best friend who’s autistic… *I had a feeling she was an undercover government agent. She’s too thorough in how quickly she can find things on people. I knew it. She’s busted mwahaha*
my abusive addict dad who left years ago had the audacity to text me on mothers day talking about "ya know your mom could use some love"... yes I know that, I'm here celebrating with her while you're nowhere to be found?
11:59 I hate transphobic, homophobic and anyone who thinks your opinion in just flat out wrong. It's okay to be who you are. Why are people like this? Why do you hate other people? Their human just like you
Ugh…trust me I’m 24 and I throw words with my father (both intentionally and unintentionally he’s so confusing…) CONSTANTLY….luckily I’m moving out within the next month or so so I’ll finally be (mostly) free…
The autism bit dahmmm. When I got diagnosed the reaction I got from everyone was “makes sense” or “I knew it” XD my sister even said that when I was younger she said that I could be on the spectrum but no one cared XD
1:57 People like this drive me crazy, but I kind of wish there were more Autistic people in the government, because they could help other people who are also autistic and on the spectrum. People don't realize that it's a spectrum and people could be completely normal but still show signs (like panicking when the light turn off, or needing a quieter room). It could make a better world for everyone.
@@Chompywomper What??? How??? They can support themselves, they don't have to live with them, and thus put with their parents' shit, anymore. Kids usually don't have a choice but to raised by shitty parents. (since CPS in reality are VERY PAINFULLY bad at their job)
This subreddit is the perfect media that constantly shows that no matter how and what you do to teach your parents the crap they do, they’ll still get act out like a whiny baby and think everything is still your fault.
To anyone like me who is dealing with parents like these, I hope that you’re able to one day be happy and free from your insane parents. I long for the day when I can be free from my parents.
I remember my friend (?) telling me that his mom said that milk in the grocery store were holigrams. If that was the case (I only heard it from him and never from her) I think her weirdness rubbed off on him.
"Autism is the government" and "Take your wife back to Texas" because she's talking about (poster) on Facebook are my absolute faves. Damn this post makes me appreciate my mentally ill mom THAT much more. She might be cray, but she's the best crazy mom ever and she loves me. Eeep.
that christian sheep meme was so cute i had to send it to my mom. she was previously not very supportive of me but she was never downright phobic. she's come a long way to accept my identity and even embraced my religion a bit herself! she's genuinely the fucking coolest.
Seeing all this nonsense makes me very happy with the parents I have and the respect and understanding they give me and my brother. I feel so lucky and so bad for these people at the same time lol
Day 151 of guessing the editor. 0:28 asafebet_. Unrelated statement: I keep seeing that Zach has upcoming videos in the playlists, but EmKay still isn't uploading them. When will he be released already?
2:06 A dear friend of mine was in the AirForce (in the 1980s). I think he didn’t call his mom for so long (a week or 2? Idk) that she called the base(?). My friend was called into some important dude's office (Idk ranks) and made to call his mother right then & there. I'm guessing the text in this vid was something similar.
If Autism is the government, then I am the president. And therefore, I will make great improvements to America's rail system, including tearing away stupid rail trails, quadrupling Amtrak's budget operationally, while adding a whole equipment purchasing and track improving budget for Amtrak and other passenger railroads to implement high speed rail across America.
If Autism is the government, then I must be Chief Justice of The Supreme Court.
Edit: To all the autistic government officials, I hope to meet again in another comment section.
literally same bro, I guess we make the laws now??
@@BONISNEAR First rule. Ban stupid people.
Hi government officials, I'm a official too
Second rule. remove all apps that can be used as spyware (ex. GoGuardian)
I must also be a part of the government. I don't wanna be responsible and in a government. Now I shall resign
“I feel like you’re gaslighting me.”
“Gaslighting doesn’t exist, you’re crazy.”
gaslighting in a nutshell:
Actually it's called Gaslamping, you're absolutely insane.
Dude what is this comment even about is this guy OKAYYY??????!!!??!?
@@CR1MSONACEit’s called flamelamping, are you messing with me?
It’s called bonfire lighting
That “5G” storm was a misinterpretation of a G5-Class Geomagnetic Storm, just being misconstrued by a crazy woman, lol
AAAAHHHH THE T-MOBILE 5G INTERNET IS ATTACKING
Calling someone crazy for misunderstanding something is a bit over the top
Damn
@@chilling_koala "crazy" because instead of doing some simple googling she concluded that mobile network tehcnology was frying people
@@feuerling one is not crazy for being misinformed
As an autistic person, *WE WILL FIND YOU ROBIN*
WE WILL
We’ll get his ass. Only then can he be ass-imilated.
as an person with adhd i think i have adhd
WE SHALL GET YOU, ROBIN!!!
WE WILL
I wish Autism was the government. Maybe that way public rail transportation would get proper funding and expansion.
Name one downside of just using trains.
@@andistansbury4366People. People is the downside. I want to avoid people.
@@iclynnxonly actual train con
Where my city/countywide transportation (buses/light rail) fans at 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
Trains but all the other passengers are dogs and/or cats.
3:48 "I didn't gaslight you" *starts immediately gaslighting*
Read that right as it happened! 😂
gaslighting isn't real tho trust
You know who acuses their parents of gaslighting?
A SYNTH!
@@CuppaLLX Unexpected fallout 4 reference
I didn't gaslight you
I DID NOW
My mum's reaction to finding out I'm autistic was to do so much research that she became a full-time speech and language therapist, and ended up the co-owner of an independent, neurodiversity-affirming psychology assessment and social group business based in New Zealand :)
This one went a lot better than I expected.
Thats nice
Good for her.
🚨🚨🚨‼️ Great mom alert!
What an awesome mom!
I've said it once and I'll say it again. You can't choose your birth family, but you can choose who your *actual* family is.
What’s the difference???birth family actual family…..exact same thing…..
@@justbereal388 who you're biologically related to versus who you actually consider family.
@@justbereal388not exact same thing! it's a saying that means you can choose who you're around- or who is family to you. you are only born to people who take care of you, but you can leave them if they don't do their job well, or they make it harder to do yours. you can choose who you consider family n you can leave who you dont.
@@justbereal388actual family normally refers to your chosen family
🫰🏼
I guess I'm the government. I will now spy on these insane parents to make them feel uncomfortable
thank you fellow government
I'm autistic as well and I will be your chief of staff in this government we all live in.
Hello fellow government
Time to move into their walls
Thank you government
So... im the government?
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PEASANTS
gotta share your power with the rest of us
@@43021 NO ITS MINE NOW
@@Willzb-xk4ew We're having an autism election to settle this debate.
@@Snubney i hereby decree that i shall remain in power for eternity
@@Snubney can I moderate
I'm loving the new "Dark Theme" version of the background! So much easier on the eyes!
As much as I miss the old background, yeah, this one’s pretty good too, if not better
@@gabetheanimator_ Real
Username checks out
@@m0ppp lol yeah
I always found dark mode worse. Everywhere I look after reading dark mode I see a faint impression of white letters still burned into my retinas lol
I am an autism and I would love if we were the government
i dont know.
an autistic governement in times of "boring" may be a good thing.
But we have governments for times of war or crisis.
what would you do? getting a meltdown didnt cut it
stick to photos from the CIA and NSA and analyze them, better for all.
I would make the 28th ammendment: Goliushi education for schools
Literally just classes for Goliushi in school
@Goliushi what is goliushi?
@@william_suitcase
My language
Gotta make children learning geography at age 6 mandatory so they follow my hyper fixation
0:40 I believe the mother in this story is referring to the G5 Solar Storm in mid May, as a side effect of such a severe auroral display/magnetic disturbance can be devices malfunctioning. So the mum probably isn’t insane and just worded the text warning poorly.
I feel like there's a very big difference between WiFi signals and THE SUN THROWING MASSIVE BLOBS OF PLASMA AT US.
No, a 5g storm is what insane people think happens when 5g mobile data is really good and they need to justify hating it
That's probably what happened.
"You're gaslighting me"
"Nah, you're just imagining it"
Great defense, mom.
That _definitely_ ain't the definition of gaslighting. Definitely not.
0:16 My Daddy passed away December 2022 due to complications of alcoholism (cirrhosis). Getting sober would have been the best birthday gift for me or Mother’s Day gift for my mom. I love you, Daddy. Miss you. ❤️
Idk if you are a bot or not- srry if I offend you
@@fig_flop based off the pfp it's definitely a bot and the comment is stolen
Imo looks like a real person, they joined 10 years ago, and have a few playlists on their channel
@@Bupboyyea there’s no links to of or anything of the like either
@@Bupboy - Well I count anyone with four numbers on the end of their name as a possible bot account. OF course they could be using an account through a platform that puts such in place such as MS did with Xbox/Live. But even then you can still change your name.
3:22 Em 'egg donor' is how some people refer to their bad mothers, i dont think shes talking about literally another woman donating eggs for her pregnancy
Dehumanizing bullcrap
@@TheOnlyPedroGameplaysthat's the whole point agg doner in this case refers to a person who was literally just there to make them they don't deserve the title of mother.
There's more to being a parent then just having them and then doing whatever the hell you want with the child
@@alexisdied4558 then honestly just call that person a bad parent, call them what they are. Don’t try and make your enemy into something inhuman you absolute N4zi
@@TheOnlyPedroGameplaysYeah?? That's the point?? Abusive mothers don't deserve humanisation...
@@GaTraCos yikes. Where does that line of logic end? All throughout history, it has been a war tactic to dehumanize your enemy. It is a simple little game when it’s a country versus a country, or if you’re subjugating an entire race of people, but it’s far more complicated when it’s another human being.
To dehumanize an abuser is to defend their actions, because it rejects the idea that any human being can be bad enough to do what they did. If you make them out to be inhuman, you’ve failed and you’ve ultimately absolved that PERSON of THEIR sin. Bad people exist, horrible monsters exist, but you can’t beat around the bush and call them inhuman. They are. That’s the part you need to worry about.
i truly want to thank you, emkay team. watching your videos has calmed me down from panic attacks and has stopped me from soupy slide (iykwim) a few times. you’re truly fantastic, and you’re helping people more than you know. thank you all ❤
Sigma rizz
@@RandomGuy-o1 and this is why we can’t have nice things.
@@nebulottyou ain’t lying… 🙄😒
@RandomGuy-o1 seriously??
I am the gyat level 5 ohio fanun tax
I believe "egg donor" is an unaffectionate term for a mother: usually distant or otherwise unfit. My old friend calls her mother her "programmer", because the mother parentified and groomed her into behaving "properly", never extending the right parental love/respect at all
1:07 I think she’s referring to a G5 Geomagnetic storm. Which can greatly impact electronic devices depending on the severity of the storm
As an Autism, i am definitly NOT the government. Nope.
Sounds like Governmentism to me.
Governments harder
honestly these type of videos comfort me, my parents did this my whole life. seeing others go through what i did is comforting, its nice to know they can move on and have pretty cool lives, it really gives me hope.
If autism is the government, then I must be a part of Congress.
I feel we'd probably be more competant than many of the current clowns there or in really in legislative chamber right now
Yeah lol@@ItsZombiefied
That makes me the fucking president
Me too.
@@ItsZombiefied It mostly depends on if we can collectively refuse bribes
4:02...i only now realised how much my former best friend has been gaslighting me for the past year...i just have to let that sink in, but i am happy that i saw this.
Thanks Emkay team.
Good parent story to balance out: when my mom got Covid and couldn’t cook dinner for my brother and dad, my dad asked for my help over the phone for tips on cooking for her and my younger brother. He could have just ordered in, but he wanted them to have a home cooked meal.
I truly feel for these guys, my mum is an abusive alcoholic. It’s hard to explain to people that yes, my mum is still alive, but no, she’s not here anymore. Like she is so mentally ill, who she used to be is completely gone and consumed by alcoholism and narcissism. So many text messages I see on these posts that are a spitting image of the things my own mother would send me before I blocked her and cut off contact, anyone else that is in a similar situation; know you’re not alone and I love you 🖤
my friend's mom aint the best person and she once texted him something even i wouldnt say, and he sent her a fucking eight ball request
Let's play 8-ball!
Let's play 8-ball!
Let's play 8-ball!
Let's play 8-ball!
Let’s play 8-ball!
Poor Robin, forever tourtured with insane parents 😢
1:25, Easily debunked. Autism Speaks wouldn't have started, let alone been going on for this long, if the spectrum ran the government. I'd call the police for a wellness check for both of them, possibly with CPS too if necessary. Misinformation has already killed too many at the hands of their parents.
11:21, And this is exactly why we shouldn't force standards on who people are in society. "Not white, male, straight, neurotypical, christian, and speak English? You don't belong here."
Indeed for that last part
Heck dont even try to force someone to be on the LGBT community either!
Let them explore!
I discovered i have a femmine spirit in me somewhere thats quiet but i am male through and through
But i also know that it exists
Thats why i think it should be that way
9:43 My computer glitched here while robin was saying "hell" and made it sound like he was just menacingly laughing "heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" and I thought it was just a really long laugh about how the mother was so stupid
To these parents/grandparents, you get a big double middle finger from me:
2:30 (deflects blame)
3:25 (gaslighter)
4:15 (narcissitic)
6:13 (doesn't understand she can't control someone who isn't a minor anymore)
6:45 (abusive and manipulative)
8:00 (love bomber)
9:32 (controlling)
11:28 (transphobic religious fruitcake)
12:09 (selfish guilt tripper)
13:30 (narcissitic)
14:55 (terrible influences)
17:00 (narcissitic)
Dear lord, the utterly INSANE mom at 10:00 makes me want to go to a crowded public place, like a resturant or a mall, take a megaphone with me, and just shout PLEASE TEACH YOUR KIDS CRITICAL THINKING, WE HAVE TOO MANY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS! On the other hand, bible rap?? What?? 😂😂
Man this video made me realize how grateful I am to have a good mom, I asked her to put us on Life 360 for her anxiety and mine, and I am so okay with it she doesn't restrict me at all and now that my insane parent is gone for good it just makes me so happy that my mom is normal as i go into adulthood. I love my mama
as a mom of adult children here is my motherly advice to all my EmKay kids: respect and boundaries spells love to me. If you love me? You’ll adjust. Point blank period.
Edit: I see now this could’ve been misconstrued. I’m on yalls side!!!!
and that goes both ways. if a mother loves her children she respects their boundaries.
@@consumingkazoos that’s exactly what I’m putting down. Don’t get it twisted; I’m on y’all’s side!!
Ty emkay mom 🙏
Exactly! That also applies to access to kids before they're adults, regardless of your relation to the primary caregiver(s)/legal guardians of a kid, if the legal guardians of a kid don't allow you access to their kid, you can't demand it of them.
@@erikarussell1142 cool !! now go treat yourself to something nice like some ice cream you deserve it
PSA: You don't owe your parents shit. If they want your time, your respect, your love, _they need to earn it._
And it is _still_ up to you decide what, if anything, you're willing to give. And you are allowed to change your mind.
I repeat:
*YOU DON'T OWE THEM SHIT.*
As someone with autism, I hereby declare watching emkay a requirement.
All in favor say AYE!
AYE!
Ban ads on TH-cam.
Sure
But for thosw who have adhd? They must watch Max0r or any other hyper fast editors
Just because i want people to have trouble focusing and Be silly with my adhd!
HOORAY FOR LACK OF ATTENTION!
Ad blockers are still good on mobile web, but if you get the "you have an ad blocker" pop up on desktop web you have to reload the page for every video :(
10:29 you can’t just religious texts for science. They were translated so many times and if you think about it logically, you realise that no one from these times would believe scientifically accurate texts.
These parents are more insane than the fact that NFTs were ever popular.
11:53 no human being on earth is normal. That means that its normal to be abnormal. Therefore, if nobody on earth is normal, then EVERYBODY on earth is normal.
>Says they stopped listening to secular music because of the hertz shutting down your brains creative side.
>Says they listen to "Bible rap".
Are they talking about that Jesus Christ is my N-word song?
😂😂😂
As an autistic person, i confirm that I am the government 👍
As a fellow autostic person, I can back your claim.
As a normal person I am starting a communist revolution @@RdubPlays
I've noticed there's only like 5 types of parents in this sub
1. "No its not my fault I'm a bad parent, it's yours"
2. "I don't care if you're an adult, you're my child"
3. "I'm your mother/father and that means I'm always right"
4. "No, not MY kid, MY kid is NORmal"
5. belongs in a mental asylum
As someone with a best friend who’s autistic… *I had a feeling she was an undercover government agent. She’s too thorough in how quickly she can find things on people. I knew it. She’s busted mwahaha*
4:20 until their phone breaks and they come running to you, to get help to get that specific chat back. 😂
Yet again EmKay fills us with wild insane parent stories
2:00 as someone who has autisum, just cuz where labeled on the spectrum, doesnt mean where goddam stupid
Agreed
Is…..is the spelling a joke?
Autism is the government would make an amazing metal album cover.
If autism is the government i must be friggin god
my abusive addict dad who left years ago had the audacity to text me on mothers day talking about "ya know your mom could use some love"... yes I know that, I'm here celebrating with her while you're nowhere to be found?
11:59
I hate transphobic, homophobic and anyone who thinks your opinion in just flat out wrong. It's okay to be who you are. Why are people like this? Why do you hate other people? Their human just like you
Cool that you hate me, but I had a stroke reading that
@@chilling_koala ok
Ugh…trust me I’m 24 and I throw words with my father (both intentionally and unintentionally he’s so confusing…) CONSTANTLY….luckily I’m moving out within the next month or so so I’ll finally be (mostly) free…
Throwing words? Vicious Mockery reference (The D&D shorts channels are getting to me)
@@CR1MSONACE no that’s what Robin said before
The autism bit dahmmm. When I got diagnosed the reaction I got from everyone was “makes sense” or “I knew it” XD my sister even said that when I was younger she said that I could be on the spectrum but no one cared XD
If autism is the government, give me the nuclear launch codes and and a professional painting cause I’m the fuckin supreme leader
cheese
@ CHEEZ
@@Doofing_Cookies cheese
9:15 and THIS right here, ladies and gentlemen, is why you not only block these kinds of people, but report them as junk or spam afterwards.
Yo, I didn't know I was the government! That's awesome!
0:29
Robin: "It's me I'm back again!"
My neurodivergent ass: "Guess who's back, back again? Robin's back, tell a friend"
If Autism is the government, then I'm the president
I’m the gfc
I'm in the senate
1:57 People like this drive me crazy, but I kind of wish there were more Autistic people in the government, because they could help other people who are also autistic and on the spectrum. People don't realize that it's a spectrum and people could be completely normal but still show signs (like panicking when the light turn off, or needing a quieter room). It could make a better world for everyone.
"I didn't gaslight you... Yet"
13:41 i think yaar is the person's name! it is a persian and hebrew name meaning "friend", "honeysuckle", "honeycomb", or "forest".
I feel bad for these kids
Even sadder most of them aren’t kids. They’re adults. Makes it so much worse
@@Chompywomper What??? How??? They can support themselves, they don't have to live with them, and thus put with their parents' shit, anymore. Kids usually don't have a choice but to raised by shitty parents. (since CPS in reality are VERY PAINFULLY bad at their job)
@@greenapple9477 get into a financially stable position. Not very easy this day and age huh
As a senator within the Autism Senate, our Republic will last for infinity!
It's funny because the infinity symbol is one of the symbols of Autism (the best one, may I add)
Hi I’m the government apparently, where’s my check
You get paid in whatever you're hyperfixated on at the moment.
@@andistansbury4366 sooo
Can i get Equestrian Bits?
I'll take a gem if needed!
There is no "normal". There's average, but no normal
Did she mean 'Cat 5' as in category five hurricane? And she just got 'Cat' and 'G' mixed up????
My name is autism and I can confirm I am the government
This subreddit is the perfect media that constantly shows that no matter how and what you do to teach your parents the crap they do, they’ll still get act out like a whiny baby and think everything is still your fault.
I'm sure egg donor meant mother with less than zero endearment, rather than IVF was involved.
18:12 "i want to be rude but i'm too cowardly to face the backlash for it"
0:23 Is there something wrong with rescuing a box turtle? How would that make one insane? Just wondering, no hate.
It’s just that it had nothing to do with their conversation
It makes me happy to hear Robin get pissed on behalf of the LGBTQ community
Well, he is part of it. He’s bi!
As a autistic person, I can confirm we are government
5:42 kid’s name is Mason
whenever my mom would get mad at me she'd take away my chest binder :')
Buy two, leave one in your room and hide the other. She gets the “satisfaction” of being weird and you u still get the binder
@@_Funaroma omg that's good it would help if it was the same exact one too
my mom didn't even know i had one im sorry she does that she definitely knows it hurts like you don't deserve to be hurt on purpose that's sadistic
...damn
Thats dysphoria WAITING to happen
whats a chest binder? if its something for ur health, she shouldnt do that, thats genuinely screwed up
To anyone like me who is dealing with parents like these, I hope that you’re able to one day be happy and free from your insane parents. I long for the day when I can be free from my parents.
If Autism is the government, then I must be president.
I remember my friend (?) telling me that his mom said that milk in the grocery store were holigrams. If that was the case (I only heard it from him and never from her) I think her weirdness rubbed off on him.
Robin, Best voice of Emkay.
If the autism is the government i say that most sweets should be free and all day's should be a Sunday from now on
1:35 - I am the government? D:
I love democracy.
@@hellraiser217 And I love you
"I didn't gaslight you." - Gaslighters
These parents make me glad mine are normal.
"Autism is the government" and "Take your wife back to Texas" because she's talking about (poster) on Facebook are my absolute faves. Damn this post makes me appreciate my mentally ill mom THAT much more. She might be cray, but she's the best crazy mom ever and she loves me. Eeep.
As someone with the ‘tism “I am the Senate!”
As someone with an autism, I can confirm that I am, in fact, the government
hey emkay? stop making Robin suffer
You know they won't. It's a nice effort I support though
@@Existence_is_a_pain bro our boi is dying
@xenomorph_636 Hey at least he didn’t start yelling about politics this time like he did in the last EP video, that shit was annoying lol
@@Hershewed robin is the goat of emkay
But it funny
If autism is the government, the first thing we’d do is make playing music out loud on public transport illegal
And this, my guy, is why autism isn't the government
Me, an autistic: I am the senate!
0:00 the alcohol destroyed his short term memory, then he got distracted by the turtle.
if autism was the government i would be the supreme leader
my mother gaslights me so often..
at what point can i call the police for arson
Thumbnail is crazy lmao 😭
Some people are insane, conspiracy theories and buzz words are way too common for a culture that prides itself on being rational
Nah that thumbnail is the best future
Okay, I have a friend who is a Christian rapper, and I’m so glad hime and his family don’t create conspiracies like that one mom!
robin is the man of all time 🔥🔥🔥
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bro forget to switch accounts
@@ARandomOSDever nah i had to agree with myslef cus i made a good point
that christian sheep meme was so cute i had to send it to my mom. she was previously not very supportive of me but she was never downright phobic. she's come a long way to accept my identity and even embraced my religion a bit herself! she's genuinely the fucking coolest.
the kid at 18:30 is the insane one.... jesus
Seeing all this nonsense makes me very happy with the parents I have and the respect and understanding they give me and my brother. I feel so lucky and so bad for these people at the same time lol
Day 151 of guessing the editor.
0:28 asafebet_.
Unrelated statement: I keep seeing that Zach has upcoming videos in the playlists, but EmKay still isn't uploading them. When will he be released already?
Bro can guess who's editing the video😭🙏
2:06 A dear friend of mine was in the AirForce (in the 1980s). I think he didn’t call his mom for so long (a week or 2? Idk) that she called the base(?). My friend was called into some important dude's office (Idk ranks) and made to call his mother right then & there. I'm guessing the text in this vid was something similar.
I am autistic
I am the government
I am the law
I am god
I AM THE TIME LORD NOW
I am the yes
Really needed to hear that last statement, thank you Robin
If Autism is the government, then I am the president.
And therefore, I will make great improvements to America's rail system, including tearing away stupid rail trails, quadrupling Amtrak's budget operationally, while adding a whole equipment purchasing and track improving budget for Amtrak and other passenger railroads to implement high speed rail across America.