"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @jimgaffigan
    @jimgaffigan  4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

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    • @acecafe727
      @acecafe727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤

    • @michealhenry3132
      @michealhenry3132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!

    • @teresab6383
      @teresab6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up TH-cam I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!

    • @upercalm16
      @upercalm16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You da best

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊

    • @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210
      @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Doing the lord's work here

    • @BigMiketheMOD
      @BigMiketheMOD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      You sir, are a king of man

    • @bobbiellison4315
      @bobbiellison4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!

    • @CALIBA88
      @CALIBA88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.

  • @jameslichtenberger9789
    @jameslichtenberger9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.

    • @noah4090
      @noah4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      James Lichtenberger he Has so much matieral

    • @BurtWhitten
      @BurtWhitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      brian reagan

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes a master!

    • @turkeybowlwinkle4440
      @turkeybowlwinkle4440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard he once riffed a whole week on bacon.

    • @BitedownPete
      @BitedownPete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the fries

  • @johngardner1898
    @johngardner1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "A two gallon drum of diet coke."

    • @mattmclean1306
      @mattmclean1306 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THE SODA DENIAL LOL

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you've done more than the suicide hotline.

    • @keithmccaslyn2527
      @keithmccaslyn2527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it,
      I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.

    • @williambell356
      @williambell356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.

    • @mljns
      @mljns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.

    • @dszep2000
      @dszep2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diddo

    • @KikoJonesUSA
      @KikoJonesUSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.

    • @Evilkitty64
      @Evilkitty64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💯 TRUTH ☺️

    • @frankjuarez496
      @frankjuarez496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesús part kills me all the time 😂

  • @brianknapp6215
    @brianknapp6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Best comedy line ever:
    "You ever have too many McDonald's fries....
    *OF COURSE NOT!* "

    • @clearcreek69
      @clearcreek69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?

    • @brianknapp6215
      @brianknapp6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's never enough!

    • @moisesarevalo5590
      @moisesarevalo5590 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I read your comment as he said that

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer.
    Especially when it's their first day.

    • @FishingtonBurpPuzzle
      @FishingtonBurpPuzzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially when you're at the liquor store

  • @fexbio
    @fexbio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".

    • @MrParis215
      @MrParis215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Might be more than 14...

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.

    • @dariusketchup4781
      @dariusketchup4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.

  • @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
    @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its like McDonalds

    • @bryansimmons8008
      @bryansimmons8008 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm sitting at home with covid watching him.

    • @thevanessarosette
      @thevanessarosette 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yus I watched him the whole time I was in the ER

  • @darkroom8942
    @darkroom8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience!
    Thanks Jim!

    • @heroofmasks
      @heroofmasks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RobespierreThePoof talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.

    • @deanpapadopoulos3314
      @deanpapadopoulos3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a great comment!!

    • @andrewb6464
      @andrewb6464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.

  • @danp4930
    @danp4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you"
    Dead. Thats hilarious.

  • @TokeyTheBear_AOE
    @TokeyTheBear_AOE ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir

    • @skitaco7068
      @skitaco7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acme is in Minneapolis.

    • @bradylawrence2992
      @bradylawrence2992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@skitaco7068 and minneapolis is one of the twin cities...

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acne

    • @karenk2409
      @karenk2409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's got 5 kids -- how arrogant could he be? LOL!

    • @QuertyQw33n
      @QuertyQw33n ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lucky.❤

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “He should be here by now” 😂

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect line, I was in tears.

  • @zachtremblay5834
    @zachtremblay5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.

    • @queen_of_flatulence
      @queen_of_flatulence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a McDonald's employee I can confirm

    • @Alienshade
      @Alienshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.

    • @ct0760
      @ct0760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣

    • @viggycat8592
      @viggycat8592 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha! BAM!

    • @darionmonson
      @darionmonson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm! Theyre nasty

  • @steveflow1332
    @steveflow1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little."
    Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!

    • @billgardner4892
      @billgardner4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.

    • @joshb20101
      @joshb20101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just like a burger now and then.

    • @curadhanpowell5007
      @curadhanpowell5007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, at least these fries are good anyway....

  • @allisonma42
    @allisonma42 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on TH-cam EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.

  • @tessangelabeck8958
    @tessangelabeck8958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have his book, and it's a good read!

  • @Custerd1
    @Custerd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power

  • @turdfurgusson
    @turdfurgusson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actually, I think he is catholic. :-P

  • @donaldchamberlain428
    @donaldchamberlain428 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jim is the one of the most talented comedians ever. Love this guy work

  • @myownboss1
    @myownboss1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...

  • @kityee5346
    @kityee5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!

  • @daveg7172
    @daveg7172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.

    • @lainejaffe9716
      @lainejaffe9716 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol.
      And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.

  • @alexzais1935
    @alexzais1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!

  • @pablozee6359
    @pablozee6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.

    • @maxiepattie85
      @maxiepattie85 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!

  • @mjkreu
    @mjkreu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.

  • @julmcfillin4600
    @julmcfillin4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS!
    Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜

    • @VideoHawkeye
      @VideoHawkeye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Spud rubbish" is also acceptable

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.

  • @Blacknight10_YT
    @Blacknight10_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    This guy is the funniest

  • @kaitlynroseeeeeee
    @kaitlynroseeeeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻

    • @thenny6600
      @thenny6600 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you. ❤️😌

  • @bobg.3206
    @bobg.3206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.

  • @mikecameron1441
    @mikecameron1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!

  • @therealarien
    @therealarien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"

  • @MoviesTubeYou0675
    @MoviesTubeYou0675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.

  • @mr.mikaeel6264
    @mr.mikaeel6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)

  • @amiradib1007
    @amiradib1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.

    • @miriambarnett2782
      @miriambarnett2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes.
      (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)

    • @PlanktoniusRex
      @PlanktoniusRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.

    • @mariatorres9789
      @mariatorres9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest.
      Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too?
      He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.

  • @fmap4life
    @fmap4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old

  • @13Babeloe
    @13Babeloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you

    • @HelloDecember525
      @HelloDecember525 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!

  • @JohnDoe-jt4cu
    @JohnDoe-jt4cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    There needs to be a love button!

  • @jamesfalkner2713
    @jamesfalkner2713 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of his many observational masterpieces.

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.

    • @greenhound386
      @greenhound386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100% with you on this. I literally watch this video once per week at the minimum. It's amazing.

    • @kentandcollettebarr3243
      @kentandcollettebarr3243 ปีที่แล้ว

      second only to Beacon.

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!

  • @kbrewski1
    @kbrewski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there.
    It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless.
    That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!"
    We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles.
    All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years.
    Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a reply and a half

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@popcornsutton6267
      Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however..
      Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!

  • @Alchemology_17
    @Alchemology_17 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I never get tired of his humor ❤😂

  • @claygilchrist632
    @claygilchrist632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!

  • @ChiquiTuni
    @ChiquiTuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!

    • @nope5531
      @nope5531 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underated comment.

  • @CentaurusRelax314
    @CentaurusRelax314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit-Jesus' voice: that's frickin' gold. *GOLD!*

  • @MikeSmith-qr7hw
    @MikeSmith-qr7hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard

  • @milesdantravis
    @milesdantravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Miles Travis OMG that’s some
      AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.

  • @richardpetts9661
    @richardpetts9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was next level. Five arches.🤣

  • @Marcellat
    @Marcellat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @surfpapo
    @surfpapo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪

  • @polyglot8
    @polyglot8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The funny thing about this clip is that Jim Gaffigan is the McDonalds of Stand-up comics - a guilty pleasure too embarrassing to admit to my circle of snobby friends. And Gaffigan's TH-cam clips are like McDonalds' fries - you can't stop consuming them!

  • @neogaines2418
    @neogaines2418 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.

  • @HeatherSpoonheim
    @HeatherSpoonheim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I go to McDonald's to get 2 cheeseburgers. It amazes me that I know I can go there right now for a cheeseburger, and it will taste EXACTLY like the first one I had, over 30 years ago. The texture is the same, the little diced onions, the spot of ketchup on one side, then the little spot of mustard on the other. I'm not saying it's a good 'cheeseburger' - I don't even think of it as a real 'cheese burger' - but it's reliable, and that counts for something.

    • @THXx1138
      @THXx1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The pickle really adds to that. Been many years since I had one and can still taste it in my mind's mouth (?)

    • @HeatherSpoonheim
      @HeatherSpoonheim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@THXx1138 That's exactly what I'm talking about. I only go once or twice a year - but it never disappoints.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are slightly better than those regular hamburgers but that doesn't mean much. Both are dry, tasteless pieces of garbage. It always bothered me that you need to order an item called "Royale" just to get something that actually deserves to be called a "hamburger". And if your supreme version of your brand's main item is just the starting point of the competition, something is going really wrong!
      I do have an unexplainable crush on the McRib, though. It's also something somehow unique to McDreck. But those ham and cheeseburgers? Let's face it, they are only here for two reasons: 1) to have at least one item that costs 1dollar/euro; 2) to make the expensive burgers look better and more desireable by comparison.

    • @ashleymadison9380
      @ashleymadison9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THXx1138 I fell the same way about dick!

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They took the sesame seeds of off the buns...

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I eat McDonald's once every 3 months, regret it right after, then crave it for the next 3 months

    • @dorondavid4698
      @dorondavid4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ScrapChild1979 I haven't had that in years, lol

    • @a.s.4914
      @a.s.4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't eat McDonalds.....😁 I sometimes do the breakfast burrito. I love those packets of sauce, I want a gallon of that stuff.

    • @19mila87
      @19mila87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too!!!! Why?!?!? 😭

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My country doesnt have a McDonalds and last time I ate was in Italy 2 years ago and as far as I can remember it wasnt anything special. Why do people crave it so much?

    • @tim_the_gr8_904
      @tim_the_gr8_904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.s.4914 Dairy queen breakfast burritos are amazing!

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a former manager at McDonald's, he's speaking facts.

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Big fan...

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Big "mac" fan?

    • @Mr.Handsnif
      @Mr.Handsnif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most fans just go where the wind blows

    • @ameliasegan2138
      @ameliasegan2138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You and me both sister

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Piyush Sharma : I used to be a fan....
      ....now I'm an air conditioner...

  • @johnmcclure3590
    @johnmcclure3590 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your humor makes me happy, thank you

  • @dustonlindeman3368
    @dustonlindeman3368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅

  • @coffee1207
    @coffee1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love him and his family

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's true. "I gave you that bonus fry for a reahan" killed me and now I'm in heaven and yep, that's what Jesus sounds like.

  • @babusastry
    @babusastry ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished.
    Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.

  • @Trapper50cal
    @Trapper50cal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "But if you care about the what the Royal Family is doing...that's Burger King." best line.

  • @bigfootseahawk9997
    @bigfootseahawk9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg

  • @helengorton894
    @helengorton894 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    FABULOUS!!!!

  • @licksnkicks1166
    @licksnkicks1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never watched this guy before, he’s absolutely hysterical! Wow I am so impressed.

  • @creatorsremose
    @creatorsremose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You're worth it, Jim. Now that I clicked your video, TH-cam will recommend me McDonald's videos all week, but you're worth it.

  • @woohunter1
    @woohunter1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: if you find a McDonalds French fry under your car seat that is a year old, it will still look as good as the day you bought it!

    • @07negative56
      @07negative56 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing new there capital obvious. That’s been talked about for the better part of 30 years.

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A beautiful analysis of our sick, beautiful, codependent relationship with McDonald's teat. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm a therapist...I say it because I'm a human being!

  • @wensdott860
    @wensdott860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know what is funnier, this clip or the fact that I actually ate McDonald's today.........I'm loving it!!

  • @markrufener4172
    @markrufener4172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Hot Pockets"

  • @JJ-uw9qu
    @JJ-uw9qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you Jim for the laughs!!! You make the Quarantine bearable! You are hilarious!!!

  • @gapster77
    @gapster77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is one of a kind.

  • @jjfi9721
    @jjfi9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.

  • @kevinhuddleston3969
    @kevinhuddleston3969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!

  • @1hitmovieshorts
    @1hitmovieshorts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The best McDonald's commercial ever.

  • @seafoambunny5609
    @seafoambunny5609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are loved Dude. You're a great guy!

  • @audition8170
    @audition8170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    he's at his best here

  • @ifyoueverfind78
    @ifyoueverfind78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr

  • @1jesus2music3duke
    @1jesus2music3duke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line

  • @doloresfow6017
    @doloresfow6017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You always cheer me up!!! Thank you for being my reality check!!! I've been watching you for years!

  • @caryrodda
    @caryrodda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I saw this bit before. It STILL gets me laughing out loud.

  • @kimberlybass6982
    @kimberlybass6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best laugh master on the planet 😁

  • @sharmitoboylos7585
    @sharmitoboylos7585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this bit. It’s brilliant, Jim.

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I worked at McDonald's I'd sometimes throw a LOT of bonus frys in the bag if I liked the customer.

  • @ianpollard4501
    @ianpollard4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laugh until I cry listening to your work. Not a single bad word too🏆

  • @weakbrainthrombosis
    @weakbrainthrombosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was laying in bed listening to this and I had to get up and go to McDonald’s.

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another BF Skinner alum.

    • @billyhomeyer7414
      @billyhomeyer7414 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got BigMacs 2 for 1 four days ago. They make it home but the fries never do.

  • @brianhetrick1301
    @brianhetrick1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant Jim, another constant giggle! Love your style and I can't wait to see what you produce coming out of quarantine!