The line about the Viking lady pillaging him and helping him build the IKEA table is one of my Top Ten Favorite Gaffigan Jokes of his whole magnificent career🤗😅
My favorite is the bit he does about people who love the Fall season 🍁🍂 "My favorite season that I'm voting for in America's Top Season is Fall. ...AAAHH I NEED CHLOROPHYLL!! "😂 4 kids is a very close second
We lost our wonderful dog at 16 years old. We were devastated, but I Listened to Jim’s comedy and it really helped me get through my grieving process. Thank you so much Jim for that. 😢👍
I used to give my husband a massage almost every night. He actually started to feel guilty about it and I told him not to because it had become part of our nightly routine. He had terrible back problems and he couldn’t sleep without some kind of pain relief. Medication only helped so much. I lost him to cancer 5 years ago and I’m so glad that I did what was in my power to help him even a little bit.
@@joanhughes7742 Thank you... I was lucky to have him as well. I read my comment and it’s not like I did this big heroic thing. It’s actually a helpless feeling to not know what to do...
@@sparkyspark964 but you did what you could. The human touch can heal the spirit and give comfort when nothing else can. Sometimes what we consider small things are everything to someone else. When he needed you most you were there. Your words of reassurance were important to him, too. I'm a woman of faith and I see your actions and attitude toward your husband as saintly things.
Bless you. My husband gives me a massage every morning. We have had some troubles in our 34 year marriage, and this is one of the things that has held it together. I used to have horrible pains in my back before having a hysterectomy, but he has continued the massages. I really really appreciate him for this. More than I can say. I bet your hubby felt the same. ❤
Pryor, Carlin, C Rock, Chappelle, K Hart, Eddie Murphy, Louis Black, Louie Anderson, Dangerfield, .. I don't see Gaff's name anywhere near the top. What's up with that?
Mr. Gaffigan is very talented. Besides making you laugh, to me, a good comedian also makes us question things we've always taken for granted about in life, like the masseuse bit. Also, Mr. Gaffigan's voice changes are what really set him apart from other comedians.
Me too, I'm amazed how he never crossed the "blue" line and definitely makes me laugh more than a person who makes fun of you while cussing and using inflamitory language or concepts
Jim on my top 10, even a long with the black comedians. Sometimes I just want to laugh at those random moments Jim has like I also have....he's also gonna be in a series on one of the streaming channels
Yes! Him and Tom Segura. Tom is less clean of a comic if you don't know him. But both are so funny. When my 72 hour work weeks get to me, both of them help me escape.
I Heard his bit about the gastroenterologist at least 20 times. I know it by heart. His delivery makes the joke so effective. Jim Gafigan is my favourite comedian by miles.
jim gaffigan has been my favorite comedian for like 6 years. i’ve listened to all of his specials probably five times each (barring the more recent ones). i can hear the same bit a hundred times and still laugh out loud.
Oh my goodness! I love his massage jokes....and I'm a licensed massage therapist! Hey Jim, if you're in upstate NY, in Rome, come see us at Zensations Massage. We'll take care of you. 😊
My Romanian rescue dog had been asleep all through this but when you spoke about your dog she got up, climbed into my lap and put her paws on my chest, staring into my soul!! I SWEAR she understands English!! (Not bad for a Romanian dog!!🏆)
gaffigan is a million miles from God - he's in touch with his ego - not God. he admits this - He's a Catholic. And he's white and a bigot and probably eats babies - wait he admitted to that too ...
@@adamdebesai he was correlating Vikings with a large Scandinavian furniture manufacturing company who's furniture is notoriously difficult to assembly.
I love all kinda of comedy and generally dirtier comedy is funnier to me..... but Jim is the funniest stand up comedian there is for me. It really is shocking to me his clean style rises above all but it does. Love him
Jim, you have to be the funniest comedian i have ever listened to. I always laugh uncontrollably and my wife is afraid I will have a heart attack. I get all of your humor and there aren't much of us left. Please make my day
You’re so funny I hope I get a chance to see you when you’re in town! He has been about McDonald’s is so funny he nails it especially about their fries😂😅😂
Me too! I listen to Jim and others if I get stressed. Really puts life in perspective.. when stressed I need a glass case with Jim Gaffigan routines in it... And a sign reading Break in Case of Extreme stress Oh wait..I have TH-cam Nevermind
Jim Gaffigan. My absolutely most favorite comedienne. You make me laugh hysterically everything I hear you and I hear you often. Sometimes in my car and people see me.
… let’s see… he is on the same spiritual journey as I have been on since 1. I was 9 years old, 2. Forcibly raised Roman Catholic due to the “Offspring of Mixed Marriage Religious Upbringing “ Clause A, Subsection I . 3:12, Luke 12:8-17.5 or be marked by the Original Sin on your soul… and an earthly existence in the Gardens of Purgatory…. For laughing in church (“sniggering”) 3. Having an Irish dad who died when I was young, but endowed me with his hysterical perspective of all things life, constant mirth, and semi control over outbursts of laughter at inappropriate moments… especially funerals! Love this guy and his wife’s gifts. Thanks for lifting my soul when challenges are overflowing the moat!
I did the DNA thing too.. 63% Irish, 31% Scottish, 6% Nordic! The only real surprise is not a DROP of English in me! (2 generations born here) I can officially stop feeling ANY guilt for any of England’s Empirical atrocities 👍🤣 Tracked us back to early 1700s in Ireland, absolutely no-one interesting. Boo! (Not managed to find the Scots link yet, reckon a load of my Scottish rellies must have moved to Ireland in the 1600s. ) Fun chatting to relations now all over the World though. 2nd/3rd cousins in France, Dublin, Aus and US have all invited me over for holidays 👍👍
I remember seeing this guy when I was about 10 or 11, and even though I didn't understand a good 30% of his jokes, I ended up crying laughing. this man is so funny!
Have you actually seen his specials or are you just watching clips? He's not a "clean" comedian, by any means. His act just doesn't RELY on curse words, even though he uses them quite often. He says "whore" and other curse words in just this video. lol
My ancestry showed us in the Czech Republic 4 generations back. My cousin was told by Czech scientists our last name means "squint" makes sense, we're all near sighted. Lol
Jim's paranoid rant about massages really shows he lives up to the meaning of his name in Irish. 😆 (BTW the Irish kept excellent genealogical records- until the British destroyed the central post office in Dublin.)
He's so right about saunas. When I first heard about them as a kid, I was like, what's the point? Sounds too hot. Then I tried my friend's sauna. Yep. Too hot.
What do you think of genetic tests? Are they a corporate money-making scheme, or are they used to help us learn about our history?
No I don’t clone you or something I don’t trust the government
Definitely a money grab. I should have gotten into it.
You lost me at corporate.
Both
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Never gets old no matter how many times I watch this! 😂
Jim's wonderful use of his voice really enhances the comedy.
"YaH, you couldn't pay me to touch you".
@@marilyntregwin1696 "Not for all the money on the planet" Lol
I am in head over heels in love with this man, his wife and his kids! What a blessing! They raise money for charity while they have dinner!
This dude is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!
I had no idea how prolific he is. He has got to be one of the best comics of all time!!
Humor keeps us alive. Thank you. 😆
i always listen to jim gaffigan right before i go to sleep! Best time of my day and I wake up happy in the morning 😊!!!
He is one of the greatest.
The line about the Viking lady pillaging him and helping him build the IKEA table is one of my Top Ten Favorite Gaffigan Jokes of his whole magnificent career🤗😅
Absolute perfection.
"A whole country of Scarlett Johansson..." 😅🤣😂
Only, Danish and Norwegian vikings not Swedish raided Ireland; the Swedish vikings were busy out East.
Whyd you capitalize all that
My favorite is the bit he does about people who love the Fall season 🍁🍂
"My favorite season that I'm voting for in America's Top Season is Fall. ...AAAHH I NEED CHLOROPHYLL!! "😂
4 kids is a very close second
We lost our wonderful dog at 16 years old. We were devastated, but I
Listened to Jim’s comedy and it really helped me get through my grieving process. Thank you so much Jim for that. 😢👍
He is great , so sorry for your loss ,been there.
Why would you post this?
ugh
@@jefforious2000 because I was thanking Jim for getting me through my grief! What did you think?
I used to give my husband a massage almost every night. He actually started to feel guilty about it and I told him not to because it had become part of our nightly routine. He had terrible back problems and he couldn’t sleep without some kind of pain relief. Medication only helped so much.
I lost him to cancer 5 years ago and I’m so glad that I did what was in my power to help him even a little bit.
He was lucky to have you. Sorry you lost him.
@@joanhughes7742 Thank you... I was lucky to have him as well.
I read my comment and it’s not like I did this big heroic thing. It’s actually a helpless feeling to not know what to do...
@@sparkyspark964 but you did what you could. The human touch can heal the spirit and give comfort when nothing else can. Sometimes what we consider small things are everything to someone else. When he needed you most you were there. Your words of reassurance were important to him, too. I'm a woman of faith and I see your actions and attitude toward your husband as saintly things.
He was blessed and so were you.
Bless you. My husband gives me a massage every morning. We have had some troubles in our 34 year marriage, and this is one of the things that has held it together. I used to have horrible pains in my back before having a hysterectomy, but he has continued the massages. I really really appreciate him for this. More than I can say. I bet your hubby felt the same. ❤
His humor saved my life once. Pure. Simple. Awemazingly funny 😀✌💚
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@@bolweval i was in a dark place mentally and his humor kept me from the darkness
Awesome! 🫶🏽@@bwianeh
@@bwianeh Oh, I thought his humour dragged you out of a burning building.
I saw him front row a few months ago !! I was crying with laughter the entire night.
So excited he is coming to London, seeing him on 13th Nov 🏆
That's awesome!
If there were a ranking of stand up comedians of all time, Jim would in the top 5 for sure.
Pryor, Carlin, C Rock, Chappelle, K Hart, Eddie Murphy, Louis Black, Louie Anderson, Dangerfield, .. I don't see Gaff's name anywhere near the top. What's up with that?
Jim Gaffigan and Nate Bargatze are my favorite comedians ever!! They don't have to be raunchy to be funny.
Those two plus Gary Gulman
Mr. Gaffigan is very talented. Besides making you laugh, to me, a good comedian also makes us question things we've always taken for granted about in life, like the masseuse bit. Also, Mr. Gaffigan's voice changes are what really set him apart from other comedians.
He has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! When I watch him I find myself laughing out loud a lot! Thanks!
Me too, I'm amazed how he never crossed the "blue" line and definitely makes me laugh more than a person who makes fun of you while cussing and using inflamitory language or concepts
Me too. Love comedy. But he make me lol waaaaay more than others. 😂
Jim on my top 10, even a long with the black comedians. Sometimes I just want to laugh at those random moments Jim has like I also have....he's also gonna be in a series on one of the streaming channels
Gaffigan is my "go to" when I need to escape the stresses of life
Absolutely
Me too! That's exactly what I'm doing because I know he can make me laugh no matter what. Laughter is the best medicine.
And timeless. Fabulous.
🙏🏼
Yes! Him and Tom Segura. Tom is less clean of a comic if you don't know him. But both are so funny. When my 72 hour work weeks get to me, both of them help me escape.
He is so gifted I’ve never heard him before I just love him
You need a Jim Gaffigan Marathon 😊
I Heard his bit about the gastroenterologist at least 20 times. I know it by heart. His delivery makes the joke so effective. Jim Gafigan is my favourite comedian by miles.
Jim is so funny I'll listen to the same bit over and over
There are medications for that.
I often do
get a life buddy
Me too! ❤
Me too!
Jim is my emotional support animal. He keeps me laughing and makes my day better when I get to listen to his comedy. Love this funny man😁
Same here. I've been starting my day with a lot of laughs by watching Jim Gaffigan. He's great!
Too true.
he loves himself enough
I completely understand! Nothing but good energy when listening to him
This is so true. I love his comedy.
Love Jim and his inner voice!
jim gaffigan has been my favorite comedian for like 6 years. i’ve listened to all of his specials probably five times each (barring the more recent ones). i can hear the same bit a hundred times and still laugh out loud.
"Anyways, so I'm at the gastroenterologist..."😂😂
Oh my goodness! I love his massage jokes....and I'm a licensed massage therapist! Hey Jim, if you're in upstate NY, in Rome, come see us at Zensations Massage. We'll take care of you. 😊
Gaffigan is brilliant. It was worth driving 60 miles to Denver to see him live!
Jim is one of the best. Right up there with Brian Reagan. Two comedians that make you actually laugh out loud.
Bengt Washburn is funny too!
I love this guy!
Not many comedians can make me laugh my ass off like Jim
My Romanian rescue dog had been asleep all through this but when you spoke about your dog she got up, climbed into my lap and put her paws on my chest, staring into my soul!!
I SWEAR she understands English!! (Not bad for a Romanian dog!!🏆)
I fell to the floor laughing my ass off when Jim said,"And so I rescued a dog, and then I rescued a pizza," Best comedy ever!!
Top form mr gaffigan 🎉❤everyone loves you
This is a super great set.
The gift of clean comedy is an awesome gift from God.
gaffigan is a million miles from God - he's in touch with his ego - not God.
he admits this - He's a Catholic. And he's white and a bigot and probably eats babies - wait he admitted to that too ...
Love it when he chuckles at his own words.
"Maybe she'll help me put together that table."......best line I've heard in comedy stand up in a long time.
Are Vikings good at making tables? I didn't understand this joke.
@@adamdebesai he was correlating Vikings with a large Scandinavian furniture manufacturing company who's furniture is notoriously difficult to assembly.
@@tacticalmattfoley Oh wow, IKEA right? That's a good one!
@@adamdebesai correct!!
. Duh.
Jim's transitions are seamless.
The transition from his colonoscopy to his kids though. 😬😉🤪😜🤣
This is the first time I've seen him.
I can't stop laughing. He's soooooo very good.
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Awesome! Loved it! Jim is the best comedian!
I love all kinda of comedy and generally dirtier comedy is funnier to me..... but Jim is the funniest stand up comedian there is for me. It really is shocking to me his clean style rises above all but it does. Love him
As long as this world is of misery malice pain suffering and ignorance there will be great use for my words. The king of human tears.
Omg! Jim is so hilarious! I had forgotten about Tom Raper and his slogan “Save today Tom Raper’s way!” 😅
😂I like how Jim G. manipulates his vocal cords to make his voice sound goofy when he’s doing his stand up routine, it makes it even more hilarious!
I Love this guy, I first saw him on Sunday Morning. He's hilarious 😂.
Jim, you have to be the funniest comedian i have ever listened to. I always laugh uncontrollably and my wife is afraid I will have a heart attack. I get all of your humor and there aren't much of us left. Please make my day
YOU ARE AWESOME JIM, LOVE YOUR COMEDY.
Thanks!
Jim is the best, we bow to the Master!! I love that it's always a good show he never disappoints❤❤
Jim proves you can be funny without being vulgar.
My 10yo wants to know what whores are now
No, he proves that you can ALSO be funny without being vulgar
And that's why I love him
Can u imagine how much funnier he’d be if he was!
Yeah but he’s not prude. His earlier stuff when he was younger was a little different.
Thanks Grant! Just the kick in the ass that I needed!
Jim is the best🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Omg he is sooooo funny.
I truly needed a good laugh.
Just discovering Jim. I like the fact he tells jokes. A comedians downfall in my opinion is when they focus on social commentary instead of comedy.
Thankyou so very much for the gut laughs you give me😂, I am hooked! Sincerely,Sharon Bell
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 😂😂😂😂😂 can't even count how many times I snorted while laughing. My ribs actually hurt.
You’re so funny I hope I get a chance to see you when you’re in town! He has been about McDonald’s is so funny he nails it especially about their fries😂😅😂
Yes, he makes my face hurt from laughing…..
Me too! I listen to Jim and others if I get stressed. Really puts life in perspective.. when stressed I need a glass case with Jim Gaffigan routines in it... And a sign reading Break in Case of Extreme stress
Oh wait..I have TH-cam
Nevermind
@@paulawilleford7493 I will check it out. Thanks 😁
Be quiet He will read this and demand a raise! Just kidding Isn't that a gift to give u that much
expression
And this is why Jim Gaffigan is famous.😂
Jim Gaffigan. My absolutely most favorite comedienne. You make me laugh hysterically everything I hear you and I hear you often. Sometimes in my car and people see me.
Comedienne is feminine.
@@imisstoronto3121 You mean it is the feminine form of the word "comedian".
@@raygrinders3918 Right on Captain Obvious
Is it possible it could be Français, ouí?
… let’s see… he is on the same spiritual journey as I have been on since 1. I was 9 years old, 2. Forcibly raised Roman Catholic due to the “Offspring of Mixed Marriage Religious Upbringing “ Clause A, Subsection I . 3:12, Luke 12:8-17.5 or be marked by the Original Sin on your soul… and an earthly existence in the Gardens of Purgatory…. For laughing in church (“sniggering”)
3. Having an Irish dad who died when I was young, but endowed me with his hysterical perspective of all things life, constant mirth, and semi control over outbursts of laughter at inappropriate moments… especially funerals!
Love this guy and his wife’s gifts. Thanks for lifting my soul when challenges are overflowing the moat!
Great to see funny without filth, makes it real.
As a massage therapist, I love this.
I did the DNA thing too.. 63% Irish, 31% Scottish, 6% Nordic!
The only real surprise is not a DROP of English in me! (2 generations born here)
I can officially stop feeling ANY guilt for any of England’s Empirical atrocities 👍🤣
Tracked us back to early 1700s in Ireland, absolutely no-one interesting. Boo!
(Not managed to find the Scots link yet, reckon a load of my Scottish rellies must have moved to Ireland in the 1600s. )
Fun chatting to relations now all over the World though.
2nd/3rd cousins in France, Dublin, Aus and US have all invited me over for holidays 👍👍
I remember seeing this guy when I was about 10 or 11, and even though I didn't understand a good 30% of his jokes, I ended up crying laughing. this man is so funny!
Same here. I grew up on war games and adult comedians after midnight.
Kinda ready for life
Wow if he read your quote he's feeling o l d...😀👌
I was first at 32... 🦄
Refreshing moments! So grateful.
Now this guy is definitely funny awesome stuff!!!...😁
Not sure if I could have survived without the comics and musicians. Superheroes, the lot of 'em.
24 years as a massage therapist this is so hilarious and accurate,love him.
I watched this special recently on a Delta airlines flight, and the lady next to me absolutely hated me because I could not stop laughing
Loved your take on names being based on what you did. I always wondered about Dickinson.
Named after a priest I believe. I've never heard of Dickindaughter.
that joke is 100 years old - rubbish humour
Remember watching one of his specials with my dad like 10 years ago and we were both crying at the fact he made a whole joke about hot pockets
I still can't see Hot Pockets in the store without laughing.
Same
Jim Gaffigan, my favorite clean comedian!
Happy you like him! What did you think of this video? One of the best of his?
Him a Brian Regan are great at the clean comedy
He wasn’t clean when I saw him live lmao
Have you actually seen his specials or are you just watching clips? He's not a "clean" comedian, by any means. His act just doesn't RELY on curse words, even though he uses them quite often. He says "whore" and other curse words in just this video. lol
What does "clean" mean?
My top 3 favorite 😍 comedians 😅😂🎉❤
It’s all right, Jim. Even though your name means “Supplanter the Highly Anxious”, you’re anything but that. We love you, Dr. Laugh-again
Jim is an awesome comedian! Smart and clean jokes!
more like racist and bigoted - keep watching you'll see
@@radiopete7290what does that make you?
I LOOOOOOVE Winter!
Love his comedy one of the best!!!!
He's the BEST!! 😂
I am either going GRAPHIC DESIGN or SAINT....🤣😂😅🤣😂
Love it! Thanks for the laughs. I needed it.
Two funniest people in standup - Jim Gaffigan and Lewis Black. LMFAO from start to finish…
That massage one got me cry laughing. Story of my life 🤣
I was proud to say to the gastroenteritis that he'll boldly go where no man has gone before.
I've watched this over 10 times and laughed single time 🤣Jim is clean and AMAZING!!
Jim is THA GOAT! 🤣🤣🤣
My ancestry showed us in the Czech Republic 4 generations back. My cousin was told by Czech scientists our last name means "squint" makes sense, we're all near sighted. Lol
My ancestors are Czech also and I'm blind as a bat! But I can still see without reading glasses at least!
Born and raised in Czech Republic. Interesting, most people get European.
😮
There’s a guy at my work who is a financial advisor and his last name is Goldgrab. Unsurprisingly he is one of the best in the company.
As a massage therapist he's pretty funny 😆
Ji. You. Will. Always top. Man. In. Comedy. And. I'm. Speaking. Through. Out. The. World.
you're speaking through your ****
This guy is the best.
Jim's paranoid rant about massages really shows he lives up to the meaning of his name in Irish. 😆
(BTW the Irish kept excellent genealogical records- until the British destroyed the central post office in Dublin.)
Really good stuff. Thanks Jim
I just finished watching a movie starring Jim Gaffigan! It was awesome!! Called "Light From Light." A drama, it's AWESOME!
he should stick to drama - he's rubbish at comedy
@@radiopete7290 this says more about your sense of humor than his comedy.
This man is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's in my top 5
I love this guy.
Jesus I laughed so hard I actually hurt myself!😂😆😆😁😄👏
As a Massage Therapist, some of what he said is true.
Absolutely hilarious you made my morning so much better 😂😂😂
Beyond the pale is still my fav.. " Moses, you've been smoking some bush "😂
He's so right about saunas. When I first heard about them as a kid, I was like, what's the point? Sounds too hot. Then I tried my friend's sauna. Yep. Too hot.
Naturally funny guy. 😂
Too funny for words! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣