Garfield the Movie - Nostalgia Critic
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- I think now's a good time to remind you to have your pet spayed or neutered. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2004's Garfield the Movie.
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"A DOG STOOD ON ITS HIND LEGS!!!!!" *Planet earth stands in applause*
Animals: 4 LEGS GOOD! 2 LEGS BAD!
*Walking dog- exists*
Animals: AAAAH!
Did a full mountainside of Weed get set on fire?
Me: Hey everyone! Paper!
Everyone cheers!!
Me: Lawnmowers!
Everyone cheers!!!
Me: A Blanket!!!!!
Everyone cheers!!!!!!!
Pencil!
(Applause)
Chair!
(Applause)
3 backflips in 1 jump while juggling 5 knives!
(Crickets chirping)
car
(applause)
poop
(applause)
bubbles
(applause)
Fun (maybe) fact: In the comic, Jon is not Odie's original owner. Used to have a friend by the name of Lyman, who vanished from the comics in the mid-80s.
Throne Zwei scary part I only know this because of the cartoon the new one they did an entire teo episodes about it and lymon became the Abominable Snowman I'm not making that part up I swear
icestar100 i've seen those two episodes from the show i was really surprised!
Nicktoons Rule I...actually remember Lyman! He was the personality-void green turtle-neck wearing bushy-musatched space occupier!
I see why he vanished.
Holy shit I remember Lyman!
EXACTLY!!!
For the longest time I actually thought Nermal was a girl.
me too. in the latin american dub (i watched garfield in spanish because i am mexican), HE WAS VOICED BY A GIRL. when i saw the garfield show, i thought they genderflipped nermal
Tiny Cat Penis In my Mouth
Agreed.
Was it the eyelashes? PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS THE EYELASHES!!!!!!!!!!
Justin Pino that’s what made me think he was a girl
To be fair Murray does a very reasonable impression of the cartoon Garfield voice...
How about another joke murray?
He was the best part of the movie
Frobsons desenhos what do you get when you cross a mentally ill Notre with a society that abandons him and treats him like TRASH!
I honestly don’t get your joke there שחר א. The name has an actual meaning lol
Wait what is the intro satirizing
The writers seem like they never read a Garfield comic strip. A 40 year old ongoing comic strip.
avatar the laist airbender suferred from the same. AND WHOEVER THE IDIOT WAS WHO MADE DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION AND OPENLY ADMITTED TO NEVER INTERACT WITH THE FRANCHISE AT ALL!!!
Got milk?
Hey! At the time it was only *25* years old! No wonder they didn't think of reading it!
@@Mesterius1 Exactly.
@@Mesterius1 Woahwoahwoah...
So you're saying... This movie
was released 15 years ago???
Often times NC's reviews are more entertaining than the actual movie.I never would have seen this movie, but the review is hilarious. Haha.
IKR! I actually LMAO when I saw his review of Alvin and the Chipmunks!
ESPECIALLY that tape recording of Alvin Bitching at the Writers/Directors/Producers about that Shit-eating scene! 😂
+Nine_Tails137 I didn't see that one, but I'll watch it next. I getting anxiety because I've almost seen them all and then I'll have no more use for TH-cam. 😅😅
BRANDON FAISON
Honestly, When I first discovered Nostalgia Critic, I thought he was Paranoid egotistic Person, who enjoyed bashing on Great Movies.
But now I understand that WASN'T his intent.
And that it's just for comedic effect.
Pretty much every fucking time they're more entertaining than the movies themselves
watched the movie a long time ago: the damage has already been done...
I think I see how this movie got made.
Bill Murray signed on because he thought the writer was a Cohen brother...
Producers approached a BUNCH of companies saying "Want your product to be in a Garfield movie?" And the companies gave them money...
And they hired two of the cheapest, yet prettiest looking actors to play the bland yet attractive leads.
All the while the writer spent one evening shitting out the script.
Hollywood, everybody.
Pretty much. Yes.
Pretty much. Yes.
Pretty much. Yes.
Pretty much XD
***** You sure you don't want to say that one more time?
Nostalgia Critic's Garfield Name Calling:
6:29 The Sunkist Tumor
8:11 The Fanta Fungus
8:31 The Annoying Orange Tribble
9:13 The Pumpkin Cancer
11:34 The Lorax's Butt
12:06 Q*Bert's Nutsack
12:34 Charmander's Pubic Hair
13:09 Wilford Brimley's Urine-Stained Mustache
14:39 Tony The Tiger's Taint
15:13 Star Fox *ss Hair
15:47 The Wet Oompa Loompa Armpit
16:32 Tigger's Colon
17:53 Starfire's Moldy Cooch
18:29 Heathcliff Vomit
*Sunkist Tumor
*Fanta Fungus
OMG HILARIOUS
Wow
My favorite is The pumpkin cancer
This is mine. 'Orange Oscar the Grouch's ballsack'
Bill Murray refused to bring us a third Ghostbusters, but he jumped right on this.
fedos Thought it was Joel Coen
Fuck Bill Murray.
You didn't watch the NC's explanation of why Bill accepted, did you?
Hey, never say that to Bill Murray.
KingOfGreyfell don’t say that Bill Murray is still one the greatest comedians here’s a list of my favourite Bill Murray movies
1. Ghostbusters
2. Groundhog Day
3. Meatballs
4. Stripes
5. Zombieland (he made a cameo in it but still)
So Odie is played by a real dog so...
WHY ISN'T GARFIELD PLAYED BY A REAL CAT?!
Ain't I just adorable? Why?
garfield does all the weird shit
why was the movie made at all?
Don't know
@Really Bitch I'd just rather have a metaphorical "fat cat" rather than literally the cartoon Garfield
A Coen Brothers movie where John Goodman plays Garfield and Steve Buscemi plays Jon would be the greatest thing of all time. Please, somebody, make this happen.
Arlo Smith YES!!!
Shut the Fuck Up Donnie!
Yes, exactly what I am thinking
How about a Transformers film starring Frances McDormand, John Malkovich and John Turturro?
If the Coens did a Garfield movie like the intro, I imagine Garfield would be played by John Goodman.
No he would clearly be played by the nostalgia critic
@@themysteriouscatperson9483 If they made a Slender Man movie then i want Nostalgia Critic to play him
Pacha (as Garfield): YAHHHHHHHH WOAHHHHHHHH!!!
Sulley
I would watch the hell out of a garfield movie directed by the coen brothers.
And if they throw away the script and write a new one.
Inside Llewyn Davis had an orange cat in it. Close enough.
@ammar siddiqui only the creators of some of the greatest films of all time (the big lebowski, fargo, miller's crossing, no country for old men, o brother where art thou?, raising arizona, etc.) you know nothing about movies if you don't know the coens
josephlegrand i’m pretty sure most teens dont care about age ratings, and i doubt kids are exactly channel awesome’s demographic
I would too
how much better would it have been if John was an actual Bond villian.
He'd somehow thwart himself.
+Dylan Nix Garfield could just be roasting the movie
Spock Kirk Liz would would be the cynical lady villian.
+Dylan Nix Odie would be the mcguffin
JOHN CENA!
Give Nostalgia Critic an Oscar for his role as Garfield!
My dad showed me this movie constantly to distract me as a kid and I think it led to my fear of rural isolation for some reason
Sam McArthur lol
Sam McArthur wow
Sam McArthur l
Sammac3 I still don't know why I have my fear of rural isolation...
Sassy Driving Lad i watched this movie when i was little and i thought it was..... ok
I thought of names for that CGI Garfield:
* Obese Sumo Cheshire Cat
* Shere Khan’s Man Boob
* Azrael’s Body Fat
* Snowball II Ingested by an Rotten Carrot
* Moldy Sunny D Pulp
* Inbred Foxy Blob
Android 16's hairpiece
+Epic Cheesecake That one was already taken, "The annoying orange tribble".
Jaspidot's Hatechild
+Mairead Malesco BUATT FAXY IZ A GUD GUIE!!!!!1111
+Mairead Malesco Terrible CGI orange cat?
what if Odie was CGI he would be terrifying
Yep.
So would Nermal and Arlene
This movie would have been better if it was just a full CGI movie. It wouldn't save it, but it would have been an improvement.
Lawyer Psyduck fuck I can see it now
+The HMJenks Channel better yet if it was animated
The funniest bit for me in this review was all the alternate names for Garfield.
My personal favourite was “Starfire’s Moldy Cooch”
@@maniacalmattmedia1025 at first you think that one's a bit of a stretch for a cat character, but than you realize that Starfire's species evolved form is feline. That and that she's been turned into a cat in both Cartoon Network shows.
"The Lorax's butt" and "Tigger's colon" are my favorites
@@gracedoubleu Tigger's colon is really good.
Here's a list of those
The Sunkist Tumor
The Fanta Fungus
The Annoying Orange Tribble
The Pumpkin Cancer
The Loracks's Butt
Q*Bert's Nutsack
Charmander's Pubic Hair
Wilford Brimley's Urine-Stained Mustache
Tony The Tiger's Taint
Star Fox as* Hair
The Wet Oompa Loompa Armpit
Tigger's Colon
Starfire's Moldy Cooch
Heathcliff Vomit
Review Alvin and the chipmunks next lol
I care.
Charlie Theanteater And then review the Smurfs just after that
***** 45 people care.
Charlie Theanteater Did you hear about the 4th one coming out this year.
+Darth Sader
Oh God, REALLY?!?!
I saw this movie in theaters *4 FUCKIN TIMES.* I was THAT obsessed with this movie. I even hated the original cartoons cause they were nothing like the movie. What a strange child I was lmao
CostlyChris they manipulated my little 6 year old brain lmao
if it makes you feel better i made my mom take me to see sharkboy and lavagirl 4 times. i also had the dvd and watched it like everyday. i still have most of the 3d glasses i got actually.
+Kaiti Maddox I feel sorry for your mom
I watch the squeals 5 TIMES@
i don't know why, but your comment made me laugh hard!
Who would've loved to see the Coen Brothers do a Garfield movie?
+Nicholas Hassan I would've. It would've been pure ace if they did a Garfield movie. Their black comedy style just fits Jim Davis' characters to a great degree.
Hell Yeah!!!
would have been better than this
Chance Mckenzie
Absolutely.
+AussieMan Oh my god. Put Don Herdzfelt and the Coen brothers together to make a Garfield movie.
"You know Nermal, I think it's time I send you to Abu Dhabi...In a box."
*BANG BANG!*
12:33, "Charmander's pubic hair"... Did Critic just reference Pokémon?
thegreatjman1999 YES - I thought the exact same thing. I think he did, even though he said in his Pokémon Movie review that he never watched Pokémon/didn't like it/etc.
***** And it's weird because Charmander was never even IN that movie.
I think he meant charmeleon
thegreatjman1999 I'm more surprised he mentioned Starfire from DC comics.
thegreatjman1999 "gotta reference 'em all!"
"Town High as Hell" But Hell isn't high, it's actually quite low.
Reply as you wish, this was the worst joke ever.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'll be here all night!
Nice
I didn't expect any comments, let alone two.
+_Arctix_ I thought it was funny. Funnier than anything in this movie anyway. Not that that's hard. Though that strange clapping guy was funny.
9:00-9:06 That's a great example of how to ruin a perfectly good joke. Garfield going "Chuck E. Cheese!" when John says he'll take him to a place that Garfield will feel pampered and refreshed in is decently funny despite the product placement. However, naming other restaurants just drags out the joke and makes it less funny.
14:23 That headline should be "Pet Show High as Hell."
16:29 Only two more years before Wendy becomes smug and sassy.
Two years later
@@jaydentroeger980 two years later
Yeah, Odie was pretty much forced on John and Garfield. At least in the comics, Odie used to belong to John's friend or cousin until they stopped featuring him.
simbasorariku3 what happened to that guy?
No idea
Probably buried in the yard
that cartoon may have overdosed itself with sci fi plots (time travelling, alternate universe, special machines, etc.).but whenever they featured a toned, slice of life/urban fantasy/cartoon slice of life/fourth breaker episode it was good.
Lyman. He had a moustache? Remember?
Dear Hollywood,
knock off the CGI and just start employing animation. Imagine how much better and truer to the source material it would be if you did it more like Who Framed Roger Rabbit. That movie still holds up to this day.
well, the whole point of that movie was that animated characters can come to life in the real world. So that wouldn't really work anywhere else.
Unless we have actual hand drawn animation instead of real people at all, it wouldn't work. If we had that many skilled hand drawn animators out there it would make it much easier to have this kind of stuff, but unfortunately the skill isn't there, as now we have computers to make it a tad faster and easier.
CGI is animation
Yes. If the CGI wasn't there it would have been completely fine.
Completely.
"It works in Roger Rabbit because you're supposed to know that he's not there" You're kidding me, right?
I thought it will be like:
"A dog on his hind legs!"
"Shiny keys!"
Look! Shiny keys! *standing ovation* My fingernails! *standing ovation* Air! *standing ovation*
*Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!*
"Will you have steak, salmon or lasagna?"
Is that an Airplane! reference?
"What did he have for dinner?"
"Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."
"Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
You should be an gymnast with stretches like that! :P
Maybe
Now to wait for you to review the sequel.
Or pet force..........
Mike J already reviewed the sequel. channelawesome.com/shameful-sequels-garfield-2/
Hey Generic Actor, are you gonna do this to every comment that says something negative about a film? Yeah, god forbid someone not find a film perfect, but its OK to lower someones self esteem by saying "nobody cares about you!"
Sick bitch.
***** I wasn't going to like it, but now I'm going to like it.
***** NC used to do requests. He did Digimon and Pokemon, but that was a long time ago.
Maybe he only does a request if thousands of different people ask?
Meh, classic Hollywood-like thing: taking a popular franchise and fills it with overused tropes that doesn't correspond to the source material at all.
Don't forget about filling it with ads/product placement.
+Logan Mulliniks The Demon Ninja
I know! Good thing the studios are more independent and don't need Hollywoods help.
If these movies annoy you, then stay as far away as possible from any other movies made by Davis Entertainments, possibly the laziest movie studio(at least mainstream) in existence. They're the people who have given us such beloved classics as Little Monsters, Predator, Waterworld, The Man From UNCLE, Marmaduke, Garfield, Mr Popper's Penguins, Richie Rich, Dr Dolittle, Daddy Day Care, I Robot, Fat Albert, Norbit, Eragon, Victor Frankenstein, and Gulliver's Travels...
Didn't they make a sequel to this one?
I vaguely remember watching something called "a Tail of Two Kitties" where garfield travels to england to live in a castle
Yep, it's real and it's even worse.
I'd love to see the Nostalgia Critic tear that one apart as well!
Ben S for some reason I liked the second one more than the first. Something is wrong with me.
Ben S The only line I remember is "Why do the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?".
Doug's gonna review it!
I actually liked this move when I was a kid.
Me too, but I was like 9 years old.
I didn't like this one much, but I always really liked the second one. Probably because of Billy Connolly.
@@GT_Walker I was 5 years old when I saw both and really loved them but now there just a entertainment pass time and kind of a guilty pleasure for me.
Im almost 14 and i still love these 2 movies and the cartoons lol the 2 movies are masterpieces
@@ramirez4456 same, but for different reasons
Since you reviewed Garfield, I feel it is only natural that you review Marmaduke in the near future.
***** No need to be a dick dude. Be more considerate of people's feelings in the future.
Date Masamune There was a Marmaduke movie???
What. . . . Was Marmaduke from?
Date Masamune Yeeeaaaah...."Garfield," at the very least, I can see having a story. "Marmaduke"....HOW THE HECK DO YOU MAKE A STORY OUT OF THAT?! YOU CAN'T DO A MOVIE OUT OF THAT! "Beetle Bailey". "Calvin and Hobbes". "Hagar the Horrible". Heck, "Cathy"! All of those you can formulate a story out of. "Marmaduke"...just doesn't seem possible. And just by giving the title character the ability to speak, when he never did in the comic, seems to indicate the people behind the movie knew this too.
Date Masamune This was one of those movies where the director pretty much said "You know what character is popular? yeah that one, lets just do a Half ass movie for fast cash!" that sums up Garfield, Marmaduke, Yogi Bear, Scooby Doo, Hulk (2003), and so on...
Surprisingly Smurfs and Alvin and the Chipmunks although critic fails they still resemble some connection with the original material and gave both adults and new generation of children something to enjoy, it might not date well as the originals but a certain percentage of the movie at least tried!
The sequel is even worse. Yes, there's a _sequel_.
And a third.
God help us all.
There isn't a third live-action movie. There's a ton of direct to DVD animated Garfield movies, but no more than two movies in this "live action cannon" (if that's even a thing, I don't know what to call them).
I suppose technically there is a canon, though neither film ever refernces the other.
Th-th-th-... whaaa....???? No way. I can't believe it. I won't. There's no way humanity could be that dumb... oh who am I kidding? I just wish there was something left to maintain my faith in humanity.
Roberta Tallienne
Garfield is that one character in a game who just keeps saying the same stupid lines over and over when you can't beat a level.
Where did you learn to fly?
All you had to do, was follow the damn train CJ
You are a Raider, Legendary!
Trouble with the trolley, eh?
''Joker's in trouble, somebody heal him!''
-an annoying black (not) cat, 2019
19:23 Garfield - I think I recognized that whine.
Nc as Garfield - It’s similar to the people who want their money back!
Wow, I liked this movie when I was a kid. Now.... It's a different story
Denver3344 Eh, it's nostalgia, you saw it as a kid, but growing up with a more refined or specific taste you prefer and that nostalgia becomes either something worthwhile or a waste of your time as a youth.
Denver3344 Yep, that's the cursed power of Nostalgia for you!!!
Denver3344 I liked Baby Geniuses as a kid. You don't know shame, man...
I saw this movie in the theater when I was 15 and I never liked it. And I'm a lifelong Garfield fan.
Slashbash Shame! Shame! Shame! 'dingle ding' Shame! Shame! Shame! 'ding ding ding'
(reference: game of thrones)
At the start of the video, Critic looked like Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder.
I can not comprehend this stupidity
Oh my god you are every where!!
20:10 ok those were kind of shitty effects, but they weren't out of place in this movie! Believed it for a second or two lol.
Zivko 1996-2008 was a dark time for cinema...
Except for Iron Man
I liked this movie when i was young :(
Same
+Destroyer120296 That's sad. You should feel shame.
Skull Video
Nah. This movie is bad but young children tend to not be very judgmental or fully understand what they see.
You can really just lul children into anything when they're young.
Destructive winds
You could with me.
I thought the Lorax's butt was the best one liner on garfield himself.
My favorite is either Charmander's pubichair, or the wet oompa loompa armpit
I did like this movie, but I was a dumb kid back then
Emas.
Andrew-V/Ellnats I thought it was really hard to watch even when I was a kid
I remember loving this as a kid. I deeply regret it.
Puberty and JLH, I'm not ashamed
Same case with literally EVERY movie I watched.
Even the genius of Bill Murray couldn't pull this off....
Tammy Carrico Tru
Actually, in the comics, Garfield loved singing on the fence. Much to the anger of his hecklers.
- Garfield ( 2004 )
- Garfield 2 : A Tail Of Two Kitties ( 2006 )
- Garfield 3 : Bill You Murray Me ( 2009 )
I would totally watch the movie from the opening
Same here!
Same here!
Same here!
Hame sere!
Aw wait... Damn it....
S H
A E
M R
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I want that skit from the intro to become an actual film.
+Natalie Davenport Teeger *bitch slap*
i agree !!!
+SkitteringCow It would be a whole lot better than what we have here on the review. Then again, anything would be. Now Doug, review the second movie! Yes there was a second movie and they ripped off the Prince and the Pauper with it.
Thank you.
+SkitteringCow I want to see a skit based around Stagehand Rob, and how he tries to eat power drills: 4:31
OMG! A Starfire reference, and someone who knows enough about the DC universe to know her home planet's people are evolved from cats!
That means robin wants that pussy.
+Rasheed Edwards omg lol
John Smith So is she with or against Cat? Does explain Ace Rimmer though.
+Rasheed Edwards LMAO
+John Smith Is that why she was turned into a tiger in Mumbo's Hat?
This movie was so bad, when Bill Murry showed up in the movie Zombieland, before he dies (sorry for spoilers) the main characters ask him what he regretted. He mentioned this movie.
Good Sir There is a clip of it at the end.
7:08
Maybe it’s like the live action Fairly Odd Parents where is the cartoons Timmy hates that girl who’s obsessed with her but in live action she is Timmy’s Girlfriend
in* and that's also 10 years in the future. As well, Channel Chasers sort of spoiled that Timmy's future is with Tootie, and that's not including all of the hints that he likes her outside of pitying her of being Vicky's sister.
I gotta say, the keys, Doug's fingernails, and air are infinitely more entertaining than the movie
Is the Jon x Liz ship called Lon...
or Jizz?
The Tin Memesman jizz, duh!
Lon? Sounds like Lon Chaney,get it?
Lon
Jizz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Definitely Jizz. And I am rooting for Jizz. Who else wants to see Jizz?
Liz is hot
First Osmosis Jones, now THIS?!
Nostalgia Critic loves to shred my guilty pleasures. What's next, Shark Tale?
He already did that for Dreamworks-uary.
RamtroStudios Well, he took on the nostalgia of the 90's and maybe 80's but NOW he's taking on the early 00's.
RamtroStudios He tore that apart in Dreamworks-uary.
RamtroStudios Dreamworks in a nutshell:
A great array of actors, does nothing with them.
Just goes to show you, that even with the greatest actors money could buy, if the writing/directing is shit then they will be. You have to work in parallel with each area, a extreme lack of balance.
Hotsex spy They've still make some really good stuff. The Critic himself praised the hell out of Shrek 2, the Kung Fu Panda series and How to Train Your Dragon.
"who the hell puts Pepsi and wendy's stickers on their train set?!?" most modellers do to add in the extra detail
That's just pointless in the context of the film in any case. It's not like Jon was a train enthusiast. No, he's a polka freak.
Okay, watched the opening skit this time. I liked it.
Tareltonlives Another missed opportunity: the foamy mouth water bender for the crowd cheering
This is actually the only time I've watched it, I feel bad for always skipping them now haha
The opening joke/sketch/skit could potentially be quite the decent layout for a good movie.
Gazorpazorpfield was more entertaining.
Give me my fucking enchiladas
Pluendi I ATE THOSE FOOD
I like gazirpazorpfield, but I like ball fondlers more
Pluendi two brothers is better
Gimme my darn enchiladas!
Some Movies suggestions for Nostalgia Critic
Dragonball Evolution
Birdemic
Elektra
The rest of the Fantastic Four movies (including the new one)
House of the Dead
Scooby Doo 2
Boxing Helena
Dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd
Street Fighter 1&2
The Smurfs 1&2
Alvin & the Chipmunks 1,2,3
Jack and Jill
Movie 43
Legion
Silent Hill Revelation
The Legend of Hercules
Transformers (either 2 or 4)
Ouija
Ratatoing
Gigli
Showgirls
Twilight (no wait, that's too bad. Even for him)
The Spirit
Glitter
Baby Geniuses 3
Inspector Gadget 2
Smosh the Movie
The Boy Next Door
I Frankenstein
Bucky Larson Born to be a Star
Star Wars the Clone Wars (the movie)
Speed 2
Vacation
Batman Forever
Superman III
A Good Day to Die Hard
Bratz the Movie
The Rocky & Bullwinkle Movie
Dudley Doo Right
Transcendence
Tammy
Sex Tape
Left Brhind (2014)
Freddy got Fingered
Grown Ups 1&2
Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Terminator (Salvation & Genisys)
Taken 2&3
Psycho (the remake)
Kangaroo Jack
Hitman
Mortdecai
The Cold Light of Day
Paranoia
Robocop 3
Fifty Shades of Grey
Pixels
Far Cry
The Fog (remake)
White Chicks
Big Momma's House 1,2,3
Skyline
&
EARTH'S FINAL HOURS (the one I want him to review the most)
And Alvin & the Chipmunks 4
How about Tom and Jerry: Mission to Mars?
Daddy Day Dare
Are We there Yet?
Are we done yet?
Cheaper by the dozen 2
Treasure Planet
Barney's Great Adventure
This movie, and several others, are a testament to how several big Hollywood studios see us as ATMs, and rather than spend their funds on well-made, artistic movies similar to "Apocalypse Now", "The Godfather" and "2001: A Space Odyssey" or proper family movies such as "Back to the Future" and "The Wizard of Oz" they'd prefer to pump out sub-quality, destitute, poor "movies" such as this one, so to speak.
+Sherif El Sharkawy
You just summed up modern Hollywood.
Sherif El Sharkawy Why can't they just let our all-time favorite classics rest in piece. These classics are timeless, the only way you can make a good film that rivals the originals. Is to expand upon what made those films great in the first place and see what the faults are in those films and fix them. Then when that's done, try to make it's into it's own thing.
That's how you create something timeless, obviously it's easier said then done. I have one question, did 2001 A Space Odyssey do poorly at the box office when it was released, and wasn't it critically panned back then too?
Hotsex spy to put it briefly, it received polarizing reviews on initial release but picked up an audience due to its association with psychedelic/counter culture and of course the genius branding of "the ultimate trip", specifically young people tripping balls during the star gate sequence. It actually wound up being on of the highest grossing films that year (I think the Graduate was no. 1, crazy right?)
I don't know what you mean by letting classics rip but I wholly believe you can't have a good film without a good script. More power to actually talented creative individuals, the auteurs, and quality control on the writing; less about ego, that's how you make quality, timeless cinema
Hotsex spy In my opinion, some movies are just better left on their own, because sometimes even attempts to capitalize on a movie's plot just end up either derailing the franchise or are just a desperate attempt to make money.
Take 'Die Hard' and 'The Terminator', two well-renowned action franchises. Each of them have had follow-up movies in the current decade; 'Terminator: Genisys' and 'Die Hard 4'(or was it 5?) Both movies were sequels to two excellent action movies, yet the new movies were abysmal and were only released to make a quick buck. You can tell just off the lazy writing, uninteresting villains and overall poor production. Movies such as 'Taxi Driver', 'Goodfellas' and 'Pulp Fiction' are the caliber of movies better left alone, since they are exceptional in their own right. If only the business moguls of Hollywood would understand that.
Goldifying I for once, actually agree with what you're saying, I'm in the same mindset about the importance of writing. However, I find that all sides need to be as equally balanced in order to make a film shine. Yes I do think writing should be treated with extra care.
Sherif El Sharkawy Yep, another example is the Psycho remakes on a film that really didn't need to be remade, It was Hitchcock's ultimate film, next to Vertigo.
Did... did the Critic just call Garfield "Starfire's Moldy Cootch"?
Yep he did.
But he could be dissing Toddler Titans Hell No show.
captaintaco2345 And Charmander's Pubic Hair?
I feel like Rob wrote those jokes.
If it was, i bet you he knows about the original show more and wants to diss that sorry excuse of a comedy show you call Teen titans go.
the scene in the beginning of the video, if this was a movie being made in that way with effort, i would actually pay money to see it, good job critic.
Ya know what'd be great? A follow-up review of the sequel! You know you wanna, it has Tim Curry!
Oh god... but... but Tim Curry is so amazing!!! Why would he be in a movie about a fat lazy cat?!
+Pinkie CupcakePie he needed to pay for another mansion?
For the record, model train enthusiasts love to go for as much realism as possible, so yeah, the Pepsi and Wendy's billboards are not surprising at all
I want Doug's version of Garfield to be real. Please!
Directed by the Coen brothers starring Steve Buscemi or Jeff Bridges
I never remembered this movie being this... Well....
Garbage?
+Logan Mulliniks The Demon Ninja
Yup.
Could we all pay more attention to the fact that John is one of the worst pet carers in history? Not only does he dangerously overfeed Garfield, but also he is dreadful at keeping care of both him and Odie. He throws Garfield outside and leaves the cat flap open which is one of the reasons Odie ends up getting lost. Plus when he does go missing he doesn't even go looking for him right away and spends 5 minutes debating over whether or not he should tell his girlfriend.
Cheaper By The Dozen was critically panned?
I love that movie
The second one, apparently
Alisha Dee The remake.
Well the second one was pretty bad. In fact I thought both weren't that good
Alisha Dee I loved that movie when I was little
"Odie's taken away, but Starfire's moldy cooch isn't ready to.."
I'M SORRY, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WITH INSULTING STARFIRE LIKE THAT!!
It's not just bad movies, some good movies are guilty of product placement. Power Rangers is one of the good ones that does this but at least it's self-aware about it.
"Starfire's moldy cooch" eeeewww I don't need that image.
Definitely the most graphic one
"Charmander's pubic hair"-you sir are brilliant
Shiv Patel “Tony the Tigers Taint”
"The Fanta Fungus"
The garfield show is more accurate than this!!
*You look shocked*
The Garfield Show is not bad imo.
I enjoy the Garfield show, even though it can be bad sometimes
@@StoopidsMario its good its just the animation is kind of lazy sometimes
Zak Playk Right? I don’t get why everyone hates it. I actually like the show.
12:33 "Charmander's Pubic Hair" .................I can't help but question that comment being he doesn't watch pokemon....??? or am i being nitpicky
+RenagadetheRexRider Malcolm likes Pokemon
*****
................very well
+Mariokemon then malcolm knows what he's doing
+Mariokemon Him laughing at his first time seeing Gen 3 Pokemon in the Morgan Freeman video on his channel would say otherwise.
PopeLickVA what?
But hey, at least Liz was hot in this.
How's that valid?
I love how Doug's brother goes and try to eat the electrical screwdriver at the last second. Good job with the filler in the background.
NC as Garfield. A Coen Brothers Movie
Co-starring
Steve Buscemi, Frances McDormand, Any random black guy and John Turturro.
I actually want to see this now..
*Jokes for Garfield review:*
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You forgot THE ORANGE JOKE
@@buildawall5803 Your profile picture told the people (including myself) that they must build a wall.
@@tylerking1207 perhaps
Why would he bring his Grade-A material to this
If I remember right, the CAT scan joke was even worse in the Spanish version of this film since they didn't even bother to translate it. He just says gato (Spanish for cat) scan, which is not a type of scan at all.
ARC the Clarinet manager there's just no real way to translate the pun into spanish. Nothing to do with the translators really.
My mom didn't want us watching Garfield (she thought he teaches kids to be lazy🙄) so to make it "educational", only let us watch it in the Spanish dub!
someone bring me some fucking enchillatas
Shut up gazorpazorp jon, you stupid piece of shiiiit.
you're a white guilt milk toast piece of human garbage
i don't give a fuck, i'm gazorpazorp fucking field, bitch.
Got enchillatas?
screw you to no one in particular, you uninspired safety regulation-violating sour patch kids wrapper.
14:44 Doug is a good cat owner, Chaplin is lucky
"Starfire's mouldy cooche"?
...I'm weirded out, Doug.
Yeah, what does that have to do with Garfield? What would it even mean?
I guess tamaraneans have puffy pubic hair?
Want to see what the internet has
Lmao
I would have appreciated a fully animated Garfield cartoon. Instead we got a live action with only a single animation puppet. What were they thinking? I mean, apart from making a movie and money. Maybe it was the budget.
Thankfully, we’re getting an animated Garfield movie in 2024. 😊
17:44 I'm sorry, but how freakin' hard can it be to find a "whimpering dog" sound effect? I think hearing an actual dog whimper followed by Walker's scream would have made the joke even funnier.
Oh my god I now laugh so damn hard whenever the music plays when NC murders Nermal because of that stupid Yogi Bear parody XD
I used to like this movie, I was one messed up kid.
you kidding even as a kid I didn't like it.
Freddy Richards Well that was just you.
Eli Copperman i did something to your comment, i dont know but it was something... im on the phone so sorry for whatever i did
Ok.
Eli Copperman Well, nowadays you're classy enough to have an obscure movie wallpaper as your thumbnail. :) Time heals all wounds, I'd say.
Putting the cat outside is too dangerous?
I guess that you guys (US) really have some tough nature around even in the suburbs :s
All my life, my cats walked wherever they wanted to, never had a problem. My neighbour has a cat and doesn't let him leave the house... the cat is fucking crazy... go figure...
My cats spend most of the day outside.
Audrie Ruark You're from the states?
I really don't get that joke, I think most cats go outside at will.
I wasn't rly making a joke mostly just saying that my cats stay outside alot
Audrie Ruark No xD I don't get the joke on the video about him putting Garfield outside for the night.
+Rei Bob Oh! my bad didn't realise what u meant.
To be honest I really like this movie. The CGI Garfield could've been alot better but I still enjoyed it.
StrikerFX47
Same.
It was okay :/
It is s guilty pleasure but I should have been down Better.
20:00 For a second I actually thought that was part of the movie what the-
Also my fourth grade teacher made us watch this. I moved to the back of the class to try and escape this Hell as best I could, while everyone else, including the teacher was somehow roaring with laughter. I half expected to wake up in a sweat because I was having a nightmare. But nope, my life is a nightmare, but I'll never wake up. :'[
How did you survive this nightmare?
I had to watch the cat in the hat as well so yah fresh hell
Don't cats always return to their house?
*their
War Mach and chee My family and I had a couple in the past that never returned and have been presumed dead. That's why I was so overprotective of one of my own when I got her at age 8, even though she was mainly an indoor cat.
Always had to go looking for my dog, but my cat once got lost for a week and still turned up.
Mayor Milford Meanswell thanks college professor
Mayor Milford Meanswell you must be fun at parties
Wow that Coen Brothers parody at the beginning was ON POINT! Great job guys.
11:50 My reaction to the skits
Why?the skits are awesome they make the review more interesting and you want to know what happens next.and i think nostalgia critic said it best "i love those movies or series that do that "and so do i.
Yeah, I don't hate all the skits, but most of the time they aren't funny, have little to do with anything, last way too long, and distract from the actual review. Especially the daredevil skit, where they literally just reinact the movie their reviewing
It's ironic how often NC criticizes bad acting in his reviews, since pretty much everyone involved in his skits - including himself - are just as terrible at acting.
Nyxter x Ok, I thought the skit was funny and well-done, but holy hell did your comment make me laugh
Qwazzy So basically what you're saying is that you can't criticize anything unless you can do better.
5:16 Cheaper by the Dozen was critically panned? Well, at least I enjoyed it.
Same
It's a lot funnier in Spanish
Review the sequel where they go to London it's even worse in my opinion
OH FUCK! I forgot about the rotten cat afterbirth that came out after this miscarried kitten. How in Hell did this movie make enough money to warrant a sequel. Were we THAT stupid to watch this movie.
+Katen Balla He can't. I haven't seen it.
+Cody Hines
So... He can't make a review of a movie because you haven't seen it? Flawless logic.
InsaneCraziness
Yes, you have indeed found the joke. Congratulations.
+Katen Balla You know a movie is bad when Tigrex not only went to see it, but disliked it
6:57 Additional note: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU SEE MILK TRUCKS AND MILKMEN ANYMORE?
Idk but there's a guy who sells milk oh his horse.
When I watched this movie as a kid I actually liked it.
Please kill me
+Super Badass Hey, we all have questionable tastes when we're young. You may live on.
Amen
I did too, in fact I still have it on dvd.
Same here. Lordy loo I had (and still have) a really crappy taste in movies.
This is about the hundredth movie that Nostalgia Critic has ruined for me. It's not his fault. I liked these movies as a kid and didn't think about them later on. It's only now that I'm older and I can watch someone pick it apart that helps me see how bad they are.
Even when I first saw this when I was 6, I was confused why odie's dance was so impressive
Bill Murray thinking the script was written by Joel Coen still does not explain why he did the sequel Garfield:A Tail of Two Kittiea
He probably was bound by a contract
He might have been contracted to do a sequel. Or maybe he just wanted a paycheck that badly.
GuineaPigDan I don't think money was an issue. Forced by contract.
Hotsex spy Same. Bill Murray owns a minor league baseball team that's actually fairly successful (I know because I live in Minnesota and used to work in a sports apparel shop) by minor league standards. He's not hurting for money. It probably was a contract thing.
+Kaija Schmauss Cool I live in Minnesota too, wassssup guuuurl?!
Who else would watch the opening scene if it were a real movie?
This film is a guilty pleasure of mine because I had a lot of good memories watching it when I was younger