4:47 bro, if his door wasn’t 90% glass I’d call him a genius. I used to deliver produce I got like 4 of those suckers lying around in my garage, I’m usin em from now on.
1:41 Dude one time I was trying to order from Pizza Hut and the location wasn’t showing up on the website… come to find out our local Pizza Hut basically ghosted us. It’s a Starbucks now.
Profs: Don't hesitate if you don't understand something or I'm going too fast. And there is no stupid question. Also profs when you do ask a question: 5:00
Shooting frosty the snowman would do nothing, especially if there is snow still on the ground that he can regenerate with if he's touching it. you're gonna need a flamethrower.
The gaming one where the headphone cord touched his leg bitch if I told you how many times that always happens to me thinking of spiders crawling on me😂!!!
I think Americans get so used to people shooting stuff *on* sight, we just have a whole guessing game. I’m not complaining, personally I am American🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫 and love the game
Every time Monstro post I feel like I can eat a whole pickle jar.
Please bro, don't eat the jar. Glass is murder on teeth. Don't do what I did.
@@wakeu It's too late man, it was so delicious it made my mouth very red 😔🤘
Same
LOL! This comment. 🤣🤣
Edit: The replies! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@wakeu coward
12:50 I can't over this football jock gently kissing the baby, the baby calming for a moment, it's too wholesome ❤️
The husband with the giant door bar @ 4:52 doesn't seem to understand that the door is 90% glass 🤭
That’s the joke, the wife is making fun of him by filming
the girl talking about regeneration and the process of growing a baby, really made me pause my computer and ask sky daddy a couple questions
0:57 that scared the crap out of me. For a second I really thought they busted 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Finally someone saying something about it 😅 I sent it to my boyfriend and he jumped outta his chair
4:29 IT TOOK ME A WHOLE 10 SECONDS BEFORE I WAS LIKE “hold on a minute. HOLD ON A MINUTE.”
Rosa Parks 2: WTF THIS IS 2023 WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS
2:45 I hate the future so much why tf are there terms and conditions
In case the bots take over and rule the world
if i ever come across one of these im destroying that fucking menu i am not about to enter this hellish metaverse dystopia
Maybe it has to do with the collection of data regarding orders and thus collection of customers voices...
bismillah burger (not racist im muslim and arabic)
5:09 i hope dude is alright, that's very dangerous
4:29 Rosa Parks Simulator
7:12 This B is on another level and I love every second of it.
6:28 AND THATS HOW YOU GET BEDBUGS
0:30
ok, but how did he get in there tho?
ok but the real question is if he ever got out
ok but the actual question is why did he get in there
4:47 bro, if his door wasn’t 90% glass I’d call him a genius. I used to deliver produce I got like 4 of those suckers lying around in my garage, I’m usin em from now on.
5:47 that "oh my God, so creamy" got me 🤣🤣🤣
7:50 me asf for no reason ☠️ I know damn well it ain’t coming
11:19 That's hilarious!
Love it Monstro.
Thus belongs in the hall of fame
Poppin fresh, I’m dying
0:51 STOP I THOUGHT THAT WAS APART OF THE DESIGN
1:41 Dude one time I was trying to order from Pizza Hut and the location wasn’t showing up on the website… come to find out our local Pizza Hut basically ghosted us.
It’s a Starbucks now.
merry christmas monstro ✨🎄✨🥹
Merry Christmas monstro!
8:21 I regret to say, this was the one that got me... 😭😭😭😭✋🏽✋🏽✋🏽
5:55
They got caught him for his crimes
2:17 Is some of the funniest shit LOL!
7:29 no because you’re missing the secret ingredient
11:09:
We should really talk about the updated beauty heresy!
Either purge dem or start crusade on that shit!
12:32 ok what really gets me here is how you can hear el mañana by the gorillaz in the background and to me it just makes it alot more awkward
9:59 really said “IM STILL SAINTING”😂
2:28 IS THAT SNOOPDOG?! AS JESUS?
1:18🤣🤣 thnx I keep that in mind
8:11 lil homie listening to lil peep leave him alone
3:14 that's barberry, actually edible, but gross and dry. Has pectin so you could make jelly with it.
Biologica
Course a guy lookin like that comes out of a Chik-fil-a.
12:44 this dude sounds like and kinda looks like Mac Jones lmaooo
6:12 this one was exquisite i can't breathe, the sound effects and ofc the MK clip cus MK is supreme
Gosh this is so beautiful it's making me cry ✨
It’s 7 am and I just got back from stealing cat food from Walmart 😂
Excuse me
@@MonstroVids gotta do what you gotta do, but that dude was right, when they first open is prime discount shopping time 💅🏼
4:45. FR THOUGH😭😭😭😭😢
It looks like there was a kiwi in that water at one point lol
Poppin' Fresh really is his name tho. He has a whole family too. They used to sell figurines of them.
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT WAS IN GRANDMA'S WATER BOTTLE
6:06 EVA
5:07 nah but the exact same thig happened to me. Like why do they make the bottles look identical
5:08 literally had to put my phone down in SHOCK omg what a nightmare!!
Profs: Don't hesitate if you don't understand something or I'm going too fast. And there is no stupid question.
Also profs when you do ask a question: 5:00
I don’t trust anyone who can’t lip sink a tik tok video.
0:52 brothers got a symbiote
The one about midnight but it’s 4 o clock is so tru atm
10:10
Hey it’s Lucy from Parks and Recreation!
That guys grandma is hatching a homunculus in the Figi bottle
Why are these so funny omg
0:42 it’s a fruit slice
3:39 BAHJAHAJHA
5:07 Oh god, good thing he didn't put glue on both his eyes
What 0:52
1:17 the best time to steal 😂🤣
5:11 no fucking way. I need an update
7:13 had me dying 😭😭😭
3:09 why he look like off brand Liam Payne 💀
Shooting frosty the snowman would do nothing, especially if there is snow still on the ground that he can regenerate with if he's touching it.
you're gonna need a flamethrower.
12:18 TRAUMATIZED
Marshall is my spirit animal
No no, it is indeed poppin fresh. Before things were bussin, before things were dope, even before things were rad...he was poppin fresh.
The toy story one 🤣🤣🤣
The first one is me and my bestie picking up our short bestie
merry christmas
4:42 Tell me why it’s 4 o’clock where I am rn :’)
Dang I can’t remember where I put my social security card now
I've been watching TH-cam since 10pm😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Happy shortest day of the year!
10:06 forget saying Adidas correctly.
A-die-dass
4:29 I’ve been there before. It’s a pretty cool museum.
Ngl I can't eat when people are eating loudly that's the only thing that'll make me lose my appetite 😂
Ayyyyyy I did the same thing as the kid at 8:13 when I was his age. Almost the same shirt too.
The gaming one where the headphone cord touched his leg bitch if I told you how many times that always happens to me thinking of spiders crawling on me😂!!!
@11:36 Another Nobel Laureate, every other word is profanity.
0:00 It’s literally just them taking someone under arrest… Is the joke they’re short and don’t reach the ground?
Very funny funny haha 🤪😆😁
I think Americans get so used to people shooting stuff *on* sight, we just have a whole guessing game.
I’m not complaining, personally I am American🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫 and love the game
I'm gonna try the Costco hack for sure😂
The last one
my man put a door jam on one that's 90% window
So we got AI taking even the lowest paying restaurant jobs.. dystopian as fuck.
No but seriously
BLOOOOON!
Dam marshall just got off that 12hr shift
7:30 WHAT THE FUCK. SHES SO RIGHT THOO
1:10 but it does 😭😭😭
Wtf- how?
@@kittywilly you're telling me you DON'T see it??
@@infinitespinalsurgeryglitch I really I don’t 💀
@@kittywilly look at the pancake from afar
@@infinitespinalsurgeryglitch i See Syndrome from the incredibles. That’s the best I got
10:30
This has got the be the most American shit ive ever seen
11:19 *2023 ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS*
4:21 he be looking like Kermit from shameless😂
12:03 you laugh but you remember your white ._.
8:25 was the shake good?
3:30 something tells me it was more than just vape.
11:48
Like a good week or two.
That dude was not trippin on acid. The pupils were way too small to be trippin.
Me who’s name is Camilla:
And I took that pers-
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🗿
4:30 why’d she have to go to the back?
13:06 to the Titanic