the mushroom song actually filled me with childlike joy for some reason it was just so cheerful and there’s probably something wrong with me because there are actual tears of joy rolling down my face rn I guess I’m pretty miserable if I’m crying of joy over a jolly tune about mushrooms
I cannot understand how a person's skin could be okay washing with dish soap daily. On the bright side of that shower situation tho the cleaner in there means the shower maybe gets cleaned.
That clip about God not loving you the way you are while the clown keeps dancing without a care in the world perfectly represents the current state of our world. God is up there like "can you guys please get your shit together? This is a mess" and people are like "LOL, nah".
“Chicken fried” is a cooking technique where a thin piece of meat is battered and fried. “Chicken fried steak” is the most popular dish done in this way and is super popular in the south. “Chicken fried chicken” is a very silly thing to call it, but it does kind of make some logical sense when you know the background lol
I don't think it is normal honestly, because some women I've seen that have had triplets (online) looked pretty normal, just really rounded and purple-ish
i know that i don't like mushrooms unless they're cooked a certain way, but i swear i really want mushrooms and have somehow convinced myself that i love them.
the mushroom song actually filled me with childlike joy for some reason it was just so cheerful and there’s probably something wrong with me because there are actual tears of joy rolling down my face rn I guess I’m pretty miserable if I’m crying of joy over a jolly tune about mushrooms
Your not alone. 10/10 dopamine maker.
NO BC THE MUSHROOM SOMG GAVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN LOL
I guess I'm weird for _not_ crying
Nope we are all crying with you
SAME it was so gooood, and I want to listen to it again
“GOD DOES NOT LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!”
*dances*
god only loves you if you’re busting it down sexual style AND youre goaded with the sauce
If he doesn't love me the way I am then I don't love him either
@@AnOkayDogDad girl im just quoting the video 💀
@@Rhamburgers_420 Fr like
im really missing some context from that speech
Bro I really fell for that damn first one 💀
🐶
oh the first one..
i knew what I was doing with that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@MonstroVids and I did it at work ☠☠
me too
Same I paused the video and everything💀
3:17 This made me unreasonably happy.
I love mushrooms. I grow shiitake and portabella as a hobby. They're just the cutest little buddies. ✨🍄🍄🍄✨
"what is the vegetable that's so low in calories"
@@mentalproblems.666 ‘what makes the salad come to life?’
@@faybonsels473 “fried with some butter or even on a barbecue,”
Deadass, Im w this banger
Im sorry but I don’t like mushrooms
THE NIKOCADO AVOCADO ONE SENT MEEEEEE TO THE MOON AND BACK 😂😂😂
I died there too
haha
This one was actually good. The one where the girl showers at the guy's house had me dead 😭💀🤚💀
I cannot understand how a person's skin could be okay washing with dish soap daily. On the bright side of that shower situation tho the cleaner in there means the shower maybe gets cleaned.
@@HuckleberryLover I didn't think about the guy maybe cleaning the shower. Way to look on the bright side 😂👏👏
8:03 HADDD ME DEAD OMFG NOT THE BARBIE PHONE 😂
4:10 god DAMN I wasn't expecting him to say that!
😂guess I’m broke ! That lady “another day another slay 😅” had me dying
2:01 When he said god does not love you just the way you are killed me
Worked as a locksmith for a bit and I gotta say 1:50 is classic
3:40 someone was definitely on mushrooms when they wrote that skit idea lmao
The mushroom ad slayed 3:35
Like why was it relaxing and kinda cute too
2:17 I thought I was the only one thinking that😩🤣
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INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
7:45 got me rolling!!!
11:56 I don't think I want triplets anymore..
🥲😂
@@persephoneblack888 Lmfaoo
Fucking gross. I never want kids.
@@tiamystic Lol
4:36 This kid.. I am speachless ❤😁
0:14 *ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER* *S* *L* *A* *Y*
7:18 I feel so called out. 😂
0:00 ….I have no words for this
7:43 this should not have made me laugh the way it did 🧙♀
11:24 I want him to be my dad
11:39
NO ONES TALKING ABOUT 8:04?!?!?!
11:49 when mom says to come out and get the groceries but shes 5 mins away
But… but Mushrooms are Fungi, not Vegetables😂
I was so triggered
YAAAAAAAS
Shhh don't break their joy
"Vegetable" is a purely culinary term with no botanical meaning. Every vegetable is a fruit, leaf, root, fungus, etc.
@@akakazemscd OMG YES! that's what I was thinking.
11:40
everybody's gangsta until he pull up in those kicks
3:59,yeah leave it to the guy who looks like a raisin to say that we are screwed because people need safe spaces
0:47 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!
1:14 Nah, she just got the Fried Chicken 2 update
omfg the unrendered one had me screaming for absolutely no reason i need a new sense of humor
2:49 if anyone's wondering, this comes from Brandon Rodger's youtube channel, "Blame the hero."
9:02 YES YOU DO
My favorite was the guy who said “chicken fried chicken? What is that chicken to the 2nd power? That must be some new sh*t” 🤣🤣 had me DYINGGGGG.
chicken fried chicken is regular fried chicken but you play country music when you make it
12:02 nah man’s hair looking like some hot cheetos💀
🦀
🧑🏾🦲
he looks like the Hawaiian Punch guy
This, i just said smthn bout that lol
7:57 I’m dying laughing💀
the clown dancing one had me CRYING
1:03 she actually reminded me to take my birth control 😭
2:20 that actually happens to me omg-😭😭😭
i kept my no laugh streak until 5:28 then i cracked
Boo 🎤 😁
😱
The way he immediately swapped ages like “I’m actually 74.5… I’m 4”
Didn’t even hesitate
I will sing the mushroom song now
4:58 so that tv is from the resort my dad used to work at in hawaii i think they want their tv back
7:33 it's like he started smiling when he heard her joke.
I wouldn't be surprised, cause that one transcended the barrier between life and death
2:01 this is literally me in the future, i love clowns with my whole life
That clip about God not loving you the way you are while the clown keeps dancing without a care in the world perfectly represents the current state of our world.
God is up there like "can you guys please get your shit together? This is a mess" and people are like "LOL, nah".
the wine glass one made my anxiety go to a all time high
6:10 I am dying🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
2:38 man sounded like ron from gta 5
“Coocoombah and bread” WHATTT?????🤣🤣🤣🤣8:56
8:12 THAT ONE GOT ME😂😂😂😂
3:00 one of the shoes moved other than his
he moved it with his knuckles
1:03 this reminded me take my birth control lmao
Don't want an accident 💀
That first one was barking mad lol
And yes, my parents don't love me lmao
06:06 That Nikocado impression was 😂
2:52 those muzz ads are some of the best advertising I've seen in ages they're so funny to read
Yo facts, I don't remember the Sun setting at 5 either
6:11 THAT IS EXACTLY HOW FRAGILE MY MENTAL STATE IS
“I think I see Japan”
Got me laughing
6:28 had me dying 💀 😆
2:30 the one with the mannequin caught me off guard, but its fine man, i'm already broke anyway. what am i gonna be. broke^2??
That's why the older generations are so messed up- they didn't have safe spaces to open up. That's why their kids need therapists.
Which older generation? Maybe the new kids need therapists because they've been coddled so much they can't handle *anything* on their own.
@givensurname1296 Ok boomer
7:57 is so accurate. 🤣
8:47 has me rolling rn.
9:06 is pretty accurate too.
I’m the momma of the baby at 9:55 ❤
You seem like a great mom!
Ive never heard such a wholesome song about mushrooms
0:05 I’m stupid ARF ARF
10:09 evil. Straight up evil.
THE FARMERS INSURANCE ONE LMAO they are recording while answering calls we love to see it
11:40 when you can't find your shoes to take out the garbage
Nothing will change... Im already broke
3:50 BRUH WHY TF SHE LOOK LIKE THAT LMAO😂😂😂
“Chicken fried” is a cooking technique where a thin piece of meat is battered and fried. “Chicken fried steak” is the most popular dish done in this way and is super popular in the south. “Chicken fried chicken” is a very silly thing to call it, but it does kind of make some logical sense when you know the background lol
The nurse getting pulled over 👏🏻😂
5:30
“Boo..🥺”
*gets scared like she’s never been scared before*
0:42 the laugh before it cuts. Gold
11:41 bro really said "i want people to KNOW when im present"
4:26 WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY TEA WTF U SUPPOSED TO DO THEN
12:11SO CLEVER
The food at Thai Tanic is really good btw
1:22 bro gtfo of silent hill
Nah, just average sunday night in ohio
the cat one. i cried 😂
11:36'had me dead💀💀💀💀💀
It's 9:41 for me😂
FIRST ONE GOT ME ROLLING LIKE A PIG IN MUD 😭😭😭
bro that womans belly with the triplets is that NORMAL? or where her babies huge?
fr that was disturbing
"Is it normal for someone's belly to be larger when pregnant with 3 kids rather than with 1?"
I don't think it is normal honestly, because some women I've seen that have had triplets (online) looked pretty normal, just really rounded and purple-ish
10:59 i love that meme 😭😹😹
2:15 and I thought I was the only one that did that 💀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JOKES ON U I ALREADY AM BROKE *laughs in no money*
10:44 the most devious of licks 💀💀😭
0:00 Mf I JUMPED I was not expecting him to say “good dog”
10:21 and at target or Walmart it’s about 100 dollars tops
9:06 EVERYTIME. Punted into the ether 😭
12:26
light mode be like
3:18 listen to the whole song it’s amazing
3:17 felt like I was a kid again falling asleep to advertisements on the couch-
8:47 was when i officially lost it
LMAO WHAT IS THAT THING?! THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE FOOD AT ALL!
4:21 WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE LIKE-
0:00 I FELL FOR IT
As a person that hates mushrooms, that god damn ad is giving me ptsd for the rest of my life
(/j btw don’t kill me-)
2:09 someone used bonemeal
0:00 😭😭😭
i know that i don't like mushrooms unless they're cooked a certain way, but i swear i really want mushrooms and have somehow convinced myself that i love them.
the funny thing is im broke already and im laughing
jokes on you monstro, im already broke