Come down to where I live we have this tall tall lady who's beefy as heck but once yall talk she's the sweeeeetest she pointed at me n goes sir! I bout peed on myself
13:04 the fact that I got stuck on that same railing,💀😂 but mine was white, and my head got stuck in a small gap in the railing, looking like Jesus holding out for my life, crying for help while my family laughed at me. I'm not sure why I did it, but I thought if my thighs could fit inside the gap, I could shorten the trip down the stairs. 😭😭😭
4:03 i feel so bad i got a nice dmv lady who actually told me about getting a better version of my id so i could travel she was so sweet even tho i was high as shit
12:12 this is known as "asbestos hands" and it's literally anyone who worked in the food industry or in cleaning such as myself, as I also have "asbestos hands" and it is funny every time someone tells you to touch something to see if it's hot and it's fine then they scream bloody Mary
5:55 - "You're paying extra for being so extra." 7:20 - lezduit (video game: High On Life - sounds like Sylvester Stallone) 9:01 - Runescape Agility, baby!
Moms will literally get a facial from the steam or oil splatter when they cook with their face this 🤏 close to the pan
Gettin hit with the rosemary
bro pause??
Fun fact my mom (who cooks a lot) deliberately holds her arms up to the heat to burn the hairs off
Meanwhile my mom actually does burn herself and cut herself every time she cooks because she’s so fucking impatient. She can’t be helped.
Why pay high dollar when you can get a free steam facial bro
6:50 100% he's fucking adorable please don't hurt this man
that song was a banger tho!
He looks like her brother tho, lol
“let him hit” marry the man mf what are you doing
Harry Potter?
I love him
The "first date let him hit" one is a yes. That guy is quirky af, and will probably be the one for you xD
And also look at him he’s adorable
Obviously yes
Agreed. A quirky cutie for sure.
Until she meets Tyrone and gets rawed at the kfc
its not smart to have sex with someone you just met..... thats actually stupid.
7:05 he's literally so cute please keep him 😭😭😭😭
6:50 I LOVE THIS MAN
7:00 you better let that man hit
6:51 i found this so damn attractive
RIGHT.. 🤭
He just seems fun. And yeah, that’s attractive.
oh no.. I have like 3 guns loading rn dude, I’m hosting a search party for this man 0/10, putting a hit 😈
he lowkey looks like.. slightly grunge (?) Daniel Radcliffe and that's hilarious
@@coffeeman_1411 yeah i thought so too 💀 i was like "he lowkey looks like harry potter and his gf looks like him" 💀
6:50 Don’t hurt this adorable man he’s just so 🥹😊😃
4:03 I’m glad to see that we aren’t the only town dealing with extremely intimidating DMV ladies. 😂
Come down to where I live we have this tall tall lady who's beefy as heck but once yall talk she's the sweeeeetest she pointed at me n goes sir! I bout peed on myself
@@tematoflakes HA. We have this blond buff Karen looking cop lady and all of the reviews about the DMV are talking about how awful she is lol.
6:50 absolutely. That man has no fear and shows his genuine self up front. What a keeper.
So we're just gonna ignore the cardboard cut out of the murdered father 💀✋
@@yourlocaltiredperson6893 you caught me 🥴
3:30 has me WHEEZINGGG 😭😭😭 the bird was the cherry on top
Bro same I’m dying 😭😭😭😭
More importantly, WHY WERE THERE TOENAIL CLIPPINGS..
9:04 ... I was literally doing this at my local DG today ... The whole fucking store looked like it was the clearance isle .🤣
if he doesn’t start rapping the angry birds rap word for word in the wendys parking lot he’s forever friendzoned
7:04
the only reason I'm saying no is bc yall look like siblings
0:08 WHY DOES HE AND THE DOG LOWKEY LOOK SIMILAR LOL
4:03 my DMV lady literally getting so frustrated at me when I was like 16 and it was my first time applying for a permit like MA'AM 😭
Haven't met anyone from the dmv that doesn't have a stick up their ass tbh
Okay 5:40 had me laughing way too hard
legit same, i was laughing for like 5 min
@@lazyfrog3987 🌽 huh
lmao same my sides hurt
If she doesn't let homeboy hit it after that sick Angry Birds rap I will.
13:04 the fact that I got stuck on that same railing,💀😂 but mine was white, and my head got stuck in a small gap in the railing, looking like Jesus holding out for my life, crying for help while my family laughed at me. I'm not sure why I did it, but I thought if my thighs could fit inside the gap, I could shorten the trip down the stairs. 😭😭😭
4:28 Made me laugh way more than it should.
I should probably lay off the mistletoe.
4:03 i feel so bad i got a nice dmv lady who actually told me about getting a better version of my id so i could travel she was so sweet even tho i was high as shit
2:58 MY SIS HAS THIS SQUISHMALLOW LMFAO
Oh my gosh. I’m laughing so loud at these!!! Thank you!!!! I needed it!!
So glad!
5:10 I've seen this Tiktok multiple times and I still love it 🤣
6:53 THAT MAN IS A KEEPER
8:15 Those mfs almost never do their jobs right 😒
Your answer is yes for 6:55 he’s a keeper
7:00 you brought that song out from the deepest depths of my memory
2:45 “swer pls bwack up u witerwy look like a default skin pftt” had me rolling 😂
1:08 I was just at that mall and was so confused by those color equation things. There are also ducks in a little fountain there, they were very cute.
6:57 he got those triforce earrings, you gotta marry him
7:03 is a banger i have now added that to my spotify playlist
6:59 yes
9:55 has my seal of approval on a respectable level.
1:49 Bro, so true lol
7:28 Nah, Ben is chill
7:02 never find a better man fr 😤🙄🤨💀😭📸😂also they pretty similar 😳
10:47 I SWEAR!!
I was eating Ritz crackers and saw this, and when I tell you.... I ascended.
This is wonderful , thank you so much
Glad you like it!
6:57 Harry Potter? Nah! Henry trotter.
8:39 Dr. Sherman moment? 😮
I found you
0:36 aw come on i literally flip a coin every night to see what side of the bed to sleep on what does that make me??? 😭😭
someone who makes very interesting life choices
@@captain_betzo4457 fair enough my justification is always "don't wanna wake up on the wrong side of the bed" or whatever
2:30 this one and the one after go perfect together
6:51 absolutely he's the dream man
0:50 Rise, and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.
The robot in the store (I forgot what the stores called) one time followed my sister around like the entire time and I couldn’t stop giggling lmao
7:03 marry him immediately, i am running at 20 miles an hour with a ring and a proposal in your stead if you don’t.
12:12 this is known as "asbestos hands" and it's literally anyone who worked in the food industry or in cleaning such as myself, as I also have "asbestos hands" and it is funny every time someone tells you to touch something to see if it's hot and it's fine then they scream bloody Mary
1:38
I belong to the streets ✋🗿💅✨
4:31 if I do not see the hat it is not there. Therefore the snowman is going: EECHCCHU
6:59 harry Potter, and his new SoundCloud career
Stop it 6:49 is the cutest. I love him.❤😭
8:50 OH 😨
13:21 the fucking bag on the stick-
5:24 is nobody REALLY going to talk about how the girl sounds like the tiktok tts lady 😳
YEAH
The cardboard cut out was too dark that girl was young 😂😂😂
5:55 - "You're paying extra for being so extra."
7:20 - lezduit (video game: High On Life - sounds like Sylvester Stallone)
9:01 - Runescape Agility, baby!
6:57 i mean, he do be fine tho
The dollar general one is straight fax
As a former employee, I can confirm.
3:30 broom broom
as someone who works at dollar general, it’s accurate
4:42 most legendary video put together
6:54 break up with him, I'll take him
0:26 I, robot with 0$ budget
1:35 absolutely despicable 😂
@7:59 me and my buddy exchanging gifts because we are the only ones stuck at the barracks during Christmas
10:10 Nah, this one felt like a personal attack 😭
5:45 this one is FOUL
7:09 yes! he’s fun and not afraid to show himself, plus he’s cute, and he has earrings (and THEYRE nerdy too!)
6:19
I LITERALLY HAD THE THOUGHT THAT LUCY WAS GONNA BE A DOG
6:55 she should have let him hit.
I need an update to know if she did or not.
11:02
Key Word: *”w e”*
7:55 😂😂😂😂
1:40 had me laughing ngl lol but that don't mean I belong to the streets cuz his movements were genuinely the most hilarious thing idk why
11:40 ngllll I was just staring at her forehead 😂
9:09 that's cause they got 1 person working there fighting for their life at the register at any given time 😭
6:49
God I hope so, or else I gotta learn a new tactic to impress women
That was my 3rd most played song on Spotify last year
11:27 🎵I’m swimming in sunshine! WOAHOOOOH🎵
The birds so cute 😂💜
5:31 i was rolling on the ground😭💀
6:50 let him hit your griddy😂
8:45 was such a jumpscare cuz i just got out of my scp hyperfixiation😭
0:17 this is to accurate😂
6:49 Yes. Oh my god yes he reminds me of my own crush TT
8:44
SHERMAN!!
6:51 for all u femboys or girls finding this guy “attractive” in the comments this is a meme video not tinder gtfo and go find the right person for u
DAWG IM A BAD PERSON I laugh in 10 seconds “throw in at me, throw it at me mommy, throw at me mom-*THUMP* 😭😭😭 0:10
6:50 💯 YESSS 😂❤
6:01 I looked up mine and couldn’t even find anything, not even an apartment😭
9:02 me at work trying to navigate around the insane clutter.
Omg 5:32 got me balling 🥹🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀👹👹👹👹👹😪
0:55 hits close to home
5:09 This one got me lmaooo
Whoever the guy at 6:48 is...... um, if he's still single can I have him? I think I'm in love. lmaooo
8:40 - Dr. Sherman! Ayyyy! 🙌
That 3 am and cant move joke had me Dying lmao🤣😂
7:00 he's amazing
I'm sorry but 10:46 got be giggling I got in trouble for it bro
6:50 I don’t know how to feel about this 😭
10:47 THIS HAD ME CRYING
11:36 is genius 😭😭
11:31 I DID NOT EXPECT THAT