The chewing on soft food and biting into something hard is too real. Stopped being able to eat salmon after getting a bone in my mouth ONCE. Never again.
Dude, I know that bones are awful, but what did you expect? If you eat salmon you have to remove the bones (unless you ate sashimi at a japanese restaurant, which in that case I completely get you)
0:28 was me a few years ago when I bit into my sausage and rice and crunched on something, freaked the fuck out, and spit out broken glass. Haven't been able to eat sausage since.
@@olaczyk miraculously I didn't get injured!!! I rinsed my mouth out hardcore and had to pick little pieces of glass out of my teeth but it didn't cut me, only scared me to death of bratwurst
Indeed, finding a hard item when you're eating something soft, with a predetermined texture, is a psychological horror show all within a moment. It produces only the most visceral response, as is appropriate.
11:13 NOOO PLEASE THIS IS LITERALLY MY THERAPIST LMAOOOO i told her my mom tried to end herself like a week before and she went “oh. why?” LMAOOOOOO SHE MUST BE SO USED TO THIS SH1T
05:25 I work fast food and this guy, every single day comes through the drive through and says he wants "a million dollars and a getaway car" without fail. Like, sure maybe it's kind of funny the first time, but it's been a year, you can stop now.
Dropped my phone at 3:27 face down, and now I can't really use my keyboard properly because there's black splotches on my screen. Safety to say i am no longer relaxing :(
They're normal sized toes, just the amount of fat and probably lymphoedema has made the foot and leg so swollen and massive that the toes look small in comparison
The note book one is literally the definition of "sure you can copy my homework as long as you can read my handwriting"
Hotdog????
The chewing on soft food and biting into something hard is too real. Stopped being able to eat salmon after getting a bone in my mouth ONCE. Never again.
I swallowed part of a chicken bone when eating chicken and waffles
I once found a whole load of Salmon vertebrae in my dinner, 🤢
BUT SCALES💀💀
yee bro, we bought pulled pork for a BBQ and I bit down on a TOOTH BRUH
that shit freaked me tf out
Dude, I know that bones are awful, but what did you expect? If you eat salmon you have to remove the bones (unless you ate sashimi at a japanese restaurant, which in that case I completely get you)
0:28 was me a few years ago when I bit into my sausage and rice and crunched on something, freaked the fuck out, and spit out broken glass. Haven't been able to eat sausage since.
dw i’ll feed u some sausage 😈
@@flamyy985 not if there's going to be broken glass in it
@@brokengirlsrus plz
@@olaczyk miraculously I didn't get injured!!! I rinsed my mouth out hardcore and had to pick little pieces of glass out of my teeth but it didn't cut me, only scared me to death of bratwurst
@melora♡!🦋 oh I'm aware they're being gross lol
5:31 he's so beautiful wth
Yes, it's _pretty_ confusing.
@@schattenprinz lmao
Genuinely worried that i secretly have straight men in drag kink.. hes so secure in himself its such a turn on 😅
@@kkibela The way we did not need to know that sis, but go off ig.🤣
I watched this video before but came here to see him again. Currently replying to his part again and again. I need help
5:33 true bi panic
10:09 I’ve never realized before that dude looks like a straight James Charles
I can’t unsee straight James Charles now😭😭💀
6:22 the cat loaf tho
That Jamee Lee Curtis one cracked me right the fuck up. I did a full Edna Krabapple "HAH!"
6:14 this would be way more funny if the guy had a wallet or something in his pocket
Yeah I thought she was about to steal his wallet
What if he had another foot. ... 🤔
@@ibcheel9021 in...his pocket? 🧐
@@pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351 you read that correctly. Would the two feet interlace toes like when holding someone's hand?
@@pretzelcoatluscastrocoatlu7351 But really I'm just making jokes. Hope you laughed at the weirdness of it all... 😅
Soooo... we are all going to be trying to catch live things in pokeballs now, right?
Sure why not, btw I ruined your 69 likes
@Tristan Elliott Schrodinger's Pokeball
That one with the gas prices fucking killed me. I can't with that guy 😂😭
Indeed, finding a hard item when you're eating something soft, with a predetermined texture, is a psychological horror show all within a moment. It produces only the most visceral response, as is appropriate.
thank you for posting on my birthday :D your content never fails to make me laugh
Happy Birthday :D
Happy birthday bestie :D Hope you're having a good one!
Happy Birthday!!!! Mine's on Friday. I hope you have a great birthdayy!!!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday-.
0:13 laminar flow, that's what happened. My favourite type of flow
So nice and ordered unlike its brother....turbulent flow...
Cool except he’s got a huge internal problem if his oil is coming out looking like that
@@newspaperlightbulb ngl chief that's probably why he's taking a look at it
5:39 it's giving Pink Sauce
7:24 This TikTok makes me wheeze- the strained groan at the end just puts the cherry on top
3:41 gohan just makin friends with the dinosaurs 🦕 right, when he gets a notification from his half absent father😀
7:01 I'm fucking CRYINGGG omg why does she look like that old lady from SpongeBob 😭😭😭
8:50 brought back some memories I didn't want to return to.
11:13 NOOO PLEASE THIS IS LITERALLY MY THERAPIST LMAOOOO i told her my mom tried to end herself like a week before and she went “oh. why?” LMAOOOOOO SHE MUST BE SO USED TO THIS SH1T
The Pokemon spider catching had me cackling!
5:33 shawty kinda bad tho
“Is that a dookie?”
0:49
3:39 caught me off guard-
6:09 Hahahahah! Didn’t expect that!
05:25 I work fast food and this guy, every single day comes through the drive through and says he wants "a million dollars and a getaway car" without fail. Like, sure maybe it's kind of funny the first time, but it's been a year, you can stop now.
0:59 so cute!!!
3:47 is so relatable 😭
4:00 my mans was in a fever dream
2:17 I've loved this 😂
4:11 BRO LIKE WHY DID A BOY AT MY SCHOOL BE WERING THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
*THE FORBIDDEN C H O C C Y M I L K*
Xd
4:02 how da fawk my man manage to do that 💀
I mean, look like Jamie Lee Curtis to me
That Jesus one was too good 😂
2:29 had me Fr Fr
0:11 the "uumm" got me
3:41 Whatever I was expecting it was *NOT* that 😭
1:37 “I feel like the world is getting less real everyday”
fr
7:41 that was kinda sweet
2:48 that describes my dad perfectly
0:30 WAIT a minute these are the same guys that vacuumed up a whole KFC bucket full of koolaid too. Knew I recognized them
9:58 this was how I just found out they sell chicken and pancakes / waffles ON THE SAME PLATE at ihop...as a european I am terrified
Baby, chicken and waffles is an American cuisine item
2:52 As a Giants fan, I approve of this
1:24 Is that the car of Doug Dimmsdale, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
1:07 😂💀
I saw the thumbnail and immediately went: nah dude's built like an overfilled Capri sun
10:58 just why do they have the most f1cking trauma😭
3:24 me going to work every morning
2:47 LMAOOOO ME FR BUT WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK I SWEARRRRR
5:30 is hilarious but Did It On Em playing in the background makes it even funnier 😭🦄
5:29 Dude is so pretty
Um- eH I sTill liKe it
Dropped my phone at 3:27 face down, and now I can't really use my keyboard properly because there's black splotches on my screen. Safety to say i am no longer relaxing :(
9:51 🤣🤣🤣
I know y'all saw that transition at 9:16
1:30 is just Gabbie Hannah "acting different."
Why does Forest Hill School look like a literal mausoleum? 10:35
I'll love you forever if u post 2 videos a day 🥺🙏🏻🤗
2:02 he made his own chalk
I hate to break it to you guys but the Minecraft Eggo is not any blockier than the regular ones.
Nooooooo
0:23 xD
0:34 killed me I'm literally dead
10:58 were funny for a reason
6:36 “go ahead and log off for me, sweety”
I just picture millie taking that foot now 😖
7:00 Bucciarrati ahh fit
The video became king.😘
"This gotta be lemonade strawberry like whaa" 😭😭
One for the diabetics:
“Dairy? That’s not how you spell insulin”
3:13 depression beef wellington
5:48 who is this and where do i find them? I need to save this video and send it to everyone that i thought of
This video has got me crying 😂😭
0:21 normal its a focus of a certain point in flow to where liquid looks frozen and is most common when coming for slit balloons
What did you just say?
Welp,Got nothing better to do.
Can someone link the wall studs one? I can’t find it but this is my favourite thing
7:22 is she singing suicideboys?????😭😭😭
The egg carton drop made me cough my bong
5:35 they friend really used a tiktok to confess , damn.
Havent see it yet but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOOT
'Tee-hee' is right out, and 'titter' is all the rage.
It’s the last one for meeeeee
yo I say "tehe" in the most high pitched voice out of nowhere sometimes
Are we not gonna talk about the used paper towels😭
Okay but the Jamie lee Curtis drawing- I thought that was supposed to be someone from family guy- 💀💀💀
6:49 YES, THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE. I hate that guy's stuff so much. You're not smart for GETTING THE POINT.
PLEASE THE FIRST ONE
The music at 3:20 is so frustratingly familiar. Does anyone know what it's from? My guess is Rurouni Kenshin
I think its naruto
Naruto
My sister is currently explaining all the mrbeast lore to my aunt
10:15 saving this for me
Who else click on this video because of the giant foot 🦶 with small toes 🙋🏾♀️
🤨
I wanted to learn some context on what happened but all he did was have a conversation with himself
@@afro-sisco9751 Is lymphedema 99%
They're normal sized toes, just the amount of fat and probably lymphoedema has made the foot and leg so swollen and massive that the toes look small in comparison
6:10 🤣
that girl went like 👁__👁
11:04 my reminder
3:15 I saw it and guessed it first try. That is a school Stromboli that you get for lunch it some parts of America. I’m being dead ass
7:30 me when my dog eats something and idk wtf it is
That notebook felt wrong (??)
5:58 i have an iPhone 7 and need to cough up hundreds of dollars for a new phone because it don’t update anymore 😐
When it's said pov your doing math homework with ur dad
All i could think of is i can't relate
Anyone know the song at 11:23
I’m sorry but the note book thing is totally deranged
This is just for me 4:03
Dairy? That's a weird way to spell Insulin penthouse...
Only like 2 people will get this
Not insulin, but a medical injection for me. It also houses sauce packets :D
What is the forbidden choccy milk?? Is your vehicle ok is that normal?? Idk I don't have a car
I believe that's oil and it needs to be changed ever so often, or else it would be gunky...
> I'm not an expert on cars, so there's that...
We can tell you don’t have a car
3:45 fr tho