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  • @FoodTheory
    @FoodTheory ปีที่แล้ว +14531

    Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤

    • @yowieyahoo
      @yowieyahoo ปีที่แล้ว +219

      what

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr ปีที่แล้ว +77

      lol

    • @Quacktivate
      @Quacktivate ปีที่แล้ว +618

      It's Matthew Patrick!

    • @MarielleVL
      @MarielleVL ปีที่แล้ว +123

      omg youre here

    • @kornfan45
      @kornfan45 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      freddy fazbear

  • @mh2120
    @mh2120 ปีที่แล้ว +7220

    The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones

    • @worldwidefunnyguy
      @worldwidefunnyguy ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ah, it snapped my nerves

    • @julieneff9408
      @julieneff9408 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

    • @brynleekoch6204
      @brynleekoch6204 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Agreed my bones are getting squishy

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

    • @kio4173
      @kio4173 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do they get squishy at night time?

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.

    • @josiea.3855
      @josiea.3855 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

    • @markfromfacebook
      @markfromfacebook ปีที่แล้ว +150

      this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt ปีที่แล้ว +53

      he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

    • @screamingbegins4688
      @screamingbegins4688 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@markfromfacebookhonestly the temptation to buy them and hide them round my town is strong

  • @pastel_gh0st322
    @pastel_gh0st322 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@tas_the_loser Laura's gregnant !

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@@tas_the_loser Laura gregbirthed

    • @mckaylamurphy5336
      @mckaylamurphy5336 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭

    • @1.............................
      @1............................. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@tas_the_loserhe jus released a video btw

    • @pasqallysquigglyjunior277
      @pasqallysquigglyjunior277 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.

    • @pigeon_person
      @pigeon_person ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I dont know what this means but I agree

    • @y2k_hanji
      @y2k_hanji ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah that sound about right

    • @shreyaesthergupta6273
      @shreyaesthergupta6273 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So kurtis?

    • @sweetcreature2475
      @sweetcreature2475 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So a person without a mustache?

    • @irohsteacup
      @irohsteacup ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@sweetcreature2475 some would put it that way, yes.

  • @wildchild69
    @wildchild69 ปีที่แล้ว +6456

    Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.

    • @greerisnotcool
      @greerisnotcool ปีที่แล้ว +127

      that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

    • @ems-got-legs
      @ems-got-legs ปีที่แล้ว +69

      you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

    • @mmmmmmmmmb5911
      @mmmmmmmmmb5911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @diegocangetit
      @diegocangetit ปีที่แล้ว +14

      shit dude you're onto something !

  • @laragalc
    @laragalc ปีที่แล้ว +4136

    i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community

    • @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards
      @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards ปีที่แล้ว +21

      RIP another one lost

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

    • @laragalc
      @laragalc ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

    • @NaderVaderYT
      @NaderVaderYT ปีที่แล้ว +33

      dont do it

  • @inhaleknives8598
    @inhaleknives8598 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

    • @tarantuIas
      @tarantuIas ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it sounds fake lmao

    • @talkingharvs
      @talkingharvs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bangin out the tunes

    • @torivorbeck6649
      @torivorbeck6649 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @TheKitKatLizard people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

  • @ava7231
    @ava7231 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video

    • @shaquilleoatmeal7389
      @shaquilleoatmeal7389 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~

    • @lakenjackson5811
      @lakenjackson5811 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅

  • @alexmacc2469
    @alexmacc2469 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week

    • @elosneeze
      @elosneeze ปีที่แล้ว +48

      LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It was obnoxious :/

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@pap-frhave fun dude

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmaoo

    • @izznazhanzur
      @izznazhanzur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i'm pm

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway ปีที่แล้ว +236

    i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

    • @wiseluck5895
      @wiseluck5895 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

    • @elisabethkohrman7697
      @elisabethkohrman7697 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beesbrownies one of the best ones

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3 if you count the one with Jarvis

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis?
      wait, who are we talking about?

  • @80sififreak
    @80sififreak ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness...
    Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg...
    May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁

    • @sweetiedropsesteam3438
      @sweetiedropsesteam3438 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏

    • @80sififreak
      @80sififreak ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg

    • @loveforLPS
      @loveforLPS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      rip greg

  • @merciedo7101
    @merciedo7101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02

    • @craftycordy8939
      @craftycordy8939 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo

    • @meofc8095
      @meofc8095 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was just about to comment on this 😂

  • @littleprettyfairy
    @littleprettyfairy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one

  • @doginahood5204
    @doginahood5204 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records

    • @alexanderhamilton00
      @alexanderhamilton00 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual

    • @Matheus_39
      @Matheus_39 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think he has a twin or sum

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles ปีที่แล้ว +6444

    Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal.
    Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there
    Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

    • @danielgrant4560
      @danielgrant4560 ปีที่แล้ว +631

      ​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      @@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism
      2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways
      3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

  • @mauveeispooks
    @mauveeispooks ปีที่แล้ว +69

    9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "...dafuq?"🤨

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie ปีที่แล้ว +25

    A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic ปีที่แล้ว +649

    domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo ปีที่แล้ว +74

      my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments ปีที่แล้ว +12

      now i want another me

    • @timmyturner7997
      @timmyturner7997 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach.
      Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

  • @tiffanyo4182
    @tiffanyo4182 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Danny: “when I have kids”
    October: 👶
    so excited congrats guys!!!

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.

    • @youre_mine
      @youre_mine ปีที่แล้ว +28

      danzy golly

    • @hashtagmes
      @hashtagmes ปีที่แล้ว +51

      diggy gorgonzola is the og

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      dinklebert gorbachev.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel Gonzaliestal

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Derky Gigaloz

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon ปีที่แล้ว +63

    8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression

  • @ricardocloo
    @ricardocloo ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb

    • @K_sawftie
      @K_sawftie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That seems legit.

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD

  • @celo7carvalho
    @celo7carvalho ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video

  • @emilyaronson9974
    @emilyaronson9974 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22

  • @glitterytrash
    @glitterytrash ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen
    Edit: extra garbage dust too please

  • @rach2725
    @rach2725 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "when i have kids one day"
    well then.

  • @parkerhartzler
    @parkerhartzler ปีที่แล้ว +46

    from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)

  • @reif4557
    @reif4557 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐

  • @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday
    @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity ปีที่แล้ว +246

    its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore ปีที่แล้ว +35

      fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it

    • @dennistmennace
      @dennistmennace ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm

    • @cwahlb1
      @cwahlb1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🏳️‍⚧️♥️

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child
    “not unless you’re *three* bud.”

  • @Anna_me2662
    @Anna_me2662 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Danny- “when I have kids”
    (Instagram post a few days later)

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I must intake calcium, lest my bones become squishy

  • @TinyGhosty
    @TinyGhosty ปีที่แล้ว +28

    LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.

  • @Cheetahhurricane
    @Cheetahhurricane หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    10:59 DO WE TELL HIM?

  • @spideyxalmighty695
    @spideyxalmighty695 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    6:00 😂
    Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭

  • @7_Do_You_Like_Scary_Movies_7
    @7_Do_You_Like_Scary_Movies_7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…

  • @rowenjohnston9468
    @rowenjohnston9468 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later

  • @LHZOZ777
    @LHZOZ777 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️

    • @urheehoo
      @urheehoo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      agreed

    • @clarabel_adoring
      @clarabel_adoring ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🏳️‍⚧️🎉

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

    • @Normief
      @Normief 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah

    • @bbycherub2420
      @bbycherub2420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does based mean?

  • @ReecesCrushedToPieces
    @ReecesCrushedToPieces ปีที่แล้ว +51

    7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD

    • @HorseSqurriel
      @HorseSqurriel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please tell me where he said that i’ve been looking for an hour please

    • @1.............................
      @1............................. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😔

    • @RaptorrawR
      @RaptorrawR หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HorseSqurrielI’m still waiting as well

    • @vivi_45641
      @vivi_45641 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@RaptorrawRsame

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally ปีที่แล้ว +94

    8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing

  • @Editing_4LIFE
    @Editing_4LIFE ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:00 i’m glad danny is supportive of chris ❤

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not

    • @user-ayiy824jbd
      @user-ayiy824jbd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@doodleBurgersthen bro probably doesnt want your type of disgusting behavior on his subscriber list

  • @kasey-yeahwooooo4207
    @kasey-yeahwooooo4207 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny

  • @aeryn8134
    @aeryn8134 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then

  • @justagalwhocomments
    @justagalwhocomments ปีที่แล้ว +54

    9:38 GOT ME DYING

    • @koyikro
      @koyikro ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WUH WUH WUH

  • @wiafrac
    @wiafrac ปีที่แล้ว +33

    8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh

    • @littlewolfgirl8707
      @littlewolfgirl8707 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol you were right

    • @wiafrac
      @wiafrac 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12

  • @jarnold
    @jarnold ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:59
    this made my day, no, my year. thank you

  • @Max-nm3me
    @Max-nm3me ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:11 bro was foreshadowing

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only time I hear the word “lest” anymore is on ANZAC Day and Remembrance Day, “lest we forget” is everywhere in regards to remembering those we lost in the war. Didn’t think about it much when Danny said it until we went on his tangent about it 😂

  • @coletteremie
    @coletteremie ปีที่แล้ว +11

    omg as a pet rat owner and a vet student I legit teared up at Danny’s eulogy for Greg the Rat 🤧 I really hope the owner sees this video

    • @rosanalle123
      @rosanalle123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ITS MY RAT I LITERALLT CHOKED WHEN I SAW THIS

    • @ryliemartin124
      @ryliemartin124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rosanalle123 that’s so sweet and sorry for your loss 🫶🫶🫶

  • @finnisdeadd
    @finnisdeadd ปีที่แล้ว +57

    9:58 I bought the same sticker from a local antique store as well

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How?

    • @Greggalo
      @Greggalo ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@placeholderdoe with money probably

    • @ur_localdumblonde
      @ur_localdumblonde ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Greggalodude stop u made me spit out my cucumber

  • @the.only.real.batman
    @the.only.real.batman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3

  • @sarahbulle8704
    @sarahbulle8704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i agree, i would love some squishy bone merch. I'd even take fake industrial complex produced squishy bone stickers, but something the ceo of squishy bones, danny himself, signed off on would be better. that is my favorite running joke as well

    • @sarahbulle8704
      @sarahbulle8704 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      maybe something with "guys my bones are getting squishy!" or "palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy, bones squishy"

  • @robin_silas
    @robin_silas ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ok but now I want to see Danny messaging the scammer Danny and see how far it goes.

  • @thecrepeofdeath
    @thecrepeofdeath 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ah, yep, Amazon really sucks for fake merch. they had like 27 fake Slime King shirts last time I looked

  • @jeremyschapstick
    @jeremyschapstick ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD

  • @aritaylor6351
    @aritaylor6351 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Danny's humor reminds me so much of my younger brother and it honestly makes me so happy. Truly a comfort creator for me

  • @backgroundcharacter32
    @backgroundcharacter32 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:10 “when i have kids”
    it was sooner than we thought

  • @Skibidirizzler250
    @Skibidirizzler250 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    6:09 Danny broke his oath

  • @shootingst4rr
    @shootingst4rr ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:09 It’s so weird to have Game Theory and Danny Gonzalez talk about each other. I’ve watched both channels for years and this was a crossover I never thought would occur

  • @tessaerikse
    @tessaerikse ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Today I learned that some people tie their sweatshirt strings into a bow. So cute

  • @SpinorexProductions
    @SpinorexProductions ปีที่แล้ว +27

    11:55 jimmy neutron

    • @_vinvin_vince
      @_vinvin_vince ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭

    • @Hidude12
      @Hidude12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Brain blast

  • @Fillardmillmore
    @Fillardmillmore ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a joke

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fillardmillmore K

  • @jenncardona5998
    @jenncardona5998 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Danny saying "when I have kids..." as if that's not just happening in a few months

  • @CenturyGuard
    @CenturyGuard ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:43 I can see the resemblance

  • @dogapproved3537
    @dogapproved3537 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I know you didn’t say a lot abt it ofc because it’s just a Reddit video but thank you for not supporting SunnyVs disgusting comments about Chris. You’re amazing Danny

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did sunny v say?

    • @BucketMans
      @BucketMans ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@doodleBurgers he was just generally transphobic. Thereay be some particular quotes but I can't think of any.

    • @rolyatinsonia
      @rolyatinsonia ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@doodleBurgers called chris a nightmare and compared them to hollywood movie characters like he was a product for Jimmy's videos and not his friend

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Rolyat I mean he does look like someone out of my nightmares

    • @rolyatinsonia
      @rolyatinsonia ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@doodleBurgers then you must think kittens are terrifying,
      'Oooohhh so scary man with long hair and nails polish'

  • @S...O___S...
    @S...O___S... 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Am watching in 2024: can confirm Danny has still not spoken to his son yet

  • @Templarfreak
    @Templarfreak 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    1:46 it's fairly straight-forward. they're gonna ask for bank details. claiming they'll send _you_ money. you give them the bank details. they take your money instead.

  • @pigadmiral6642
    @pigadmiral6642 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I downloaded the app and fooled all my friends into thinking that me and Danny are besties. They weren't even suspicious when he sounded like nonconversational audio from a Lucas and Marcus video.

  • @zoepetersen5872
    @zoepetersen5872 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    guess danny isn’t going to be a sugar babe pen pal companion today

  • @deadmeme9031
    @deadmeme9031 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    OW the theory channel mention hurts

  • @kaylynnzink4798
    @kaylynnzink4798 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Danny just casually dropping the fact that he’s having kids (congrats dude!!! 🎉)

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:09 i wonder if he kept his promise

  • @glitterrspit
    @glitterrspit ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually remember scrolling through the subreddit months ago and saw a post someone made about how they had found and bought that Danny spanking Danny sticker at their local headshop/smoke shop. This was months ago so the stickers showing up at random places has been a thing for a while now

  • @maddie-ob7wb
    @maddie-ob7wb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i laughed so hard at the extreme “but hey that’s just a theory” that turned into a cough

  • @Normief
    @Normief 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    11:26 i knew it! Danny was just a paralysis demon after all..!

    • @RaptorrawR
      @RaptorrawR หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg real?!??!??!! (not danny) 🤯🤯

  • @haniyanazir
    @haniyanazir ปีที่แล้ว +28

    No one noticed 7:25 they spelt Danny's last name wrong? 😅

  • @godisdead6611
    @godisdead6611 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pet rats can be very calm they’ll nap on you, let you do shit like that picture just kinda manhandling them they can be super chill. Truly great pets (always have 2+ never 1 single rat ever)❤

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. It depends on the individual one tho.
      It's unfortunate that they only live for 2 years though :(

    • @rosanalle123
      @rosanalle123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FukaiKokoro it was my rat in the pic, he was literally the chillest guy he just ate, slept and pee on all my expensive blankets

  • @gorillazisfreetherapy
    @gorillazisfreetherapy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:07 is even better now that hes actually gonna have a kid

    • @Alex13255
      @Alex13255 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude i just was rewatching the video and i was thinking the same thing lmao

  • @John_Smith252
    @John_Smith252 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:23 I love MatPat’s channel and Danny trying to say “But hey that’s just a theory, a GAME THORY is hilarious.

  • @manewatchutalkinbout
    @manewatchutalkinbout ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:08 uh-oh

  • @tonystarksanxieties
    @tonystarksanxieties ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The squishy bones thing has become an inside joke between my husband and I. It's never not funny.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I got to the part about the "Danny Gonzalez phone call" app and was deeply disappointed there was no photo editing option. What if fans want to hand in hand with him on the street?

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i wanna put danny in a little box :((

  • @marrrwa
    @marrrwa ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh wow! So not only can I call Danny, but I can read the Quran with him too! 7:00

  • @hanniyaaaaa
    @hanniyaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “That’s not an open invitation by the way” Danny trying to reign the subreddit in to avoid unhinged psychic posts as if we don’t really have someone who’s gradually erasing parts of his face day by day

  • @kylepolidori6168
    @kylepolidori6168 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “when i have kids”👀 (🥳🎉congrats!)

  • @grosebud4721
    @grosebud4721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm very glad that the squishy bones has become a running joke. I literally always Love it

  • @MoistBitching
    @MoistBitching 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “When I have kids” then casually has a child

  • @glossykisses
    @glossykisses ปีที่แล้ว +33

    8:24 mf got the tiktok thirst trap vocal fry

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’m sorry your mouse died”
    The “mouse” in question: *the size of a Guinea pig*

  • @beccatow3786
    @beccatow3786 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:11 "when I have kids someday" king of foreshadowing

  • @JacobJ858
    @JacobJ858 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    3:08 Canadians🤬