Which hag's name do you use? What do you think Danny is? Is he real or have they taken him on the chin? And how did you come up with the name Tom and how did you even come up with how you came up with that name. I swear I have a feeling you had the perfect idea for that name. As a boy, Kurtis had to learn how to get along with his brother's wife, who thought he was just a bit out of touch with the neighborhood and didn't appreciate the fact that the boys weren't as much of a family as his sisters. The children began to tease him. He told them he would teach them the trick to get over their fear and grow up. He told them to think outside of his box, to put their hand out of their mouths, and to put their arm over their chest. Kurtis started telling the children to try something new for the first time, try something different. Eventually, it became obvious that the kids were beginning to grow up.
i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.
@@boomerangswingsbothways he did, now that you mention it. when his two muscular feet went into my chest cavity, i was thinking 'wow, that was very balanced'. then i wasn't thinking about much a minute afterwards because i got a concussion and was unconscious
I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)
i met danny gonzalez while on my way to the airport, and he pulled out a colt M16A1 and murdered 27 people including me it was so cool to meet him but no hate to danny at all none of it was his fault
@@hoghuhaghu8506 Righttt! I was one of those 27 people, but it was a great experience overall. He shouldnt get hate for all this! It totally was an accident, i am very glad for the experience.
@@coolsalmon2237 yeah these ppl should be grateful they even got a chance to meet him in person in the first place instead they're just being babies over something that he cleared up a long time ago
I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any TH-camr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-
hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.
Woah woah woah, Danny was not the asshole in this situation. You deserved this treatment for not immediately giving him a new blue shirt as an offering for his humble rule. Make sure to check yourself next time. I hope the fiery depts humble you. 😔
yeah i remember being in that store and i actually hid in the bush and watching that was crazy. i never expected danny to do this kind of thing. then i unsubscribed right away and he punched me too. thanks for sharing your side of the story.
Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.
The basements door is unlocked, ik i was kidnapped by danny because i wasnt critically thinking i was fatally thinking. Anyway i had a nice chat with the nutcrackers and they like being down there, theres a restaurant, a space station and even another danny!
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. TH-cam FAME? Yes. Good day, dear ai
@@teddygurl8415 lol. Edit: gotta say the insanity worked. Made me click on his page to see if there's more insanity. Was not disappointed. I didn't subscribe or watch any videos, but the thumbnails and titles are truly insane
The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude
I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along
@@MonochromaticBananaBread Well, I don't think so, isn't it critical thinking analyzing or applying information? We gather information one way or another
This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams
I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this
Can this "are we just going to ignore...[usually something totally obvious, that's already been discussed multiple times]?" comment intro format be retired yet?
The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.
Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.
I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship. Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)
Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)
We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it. Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most
i always see danny in my dreams,i would always have a mcdonalds bag with fries in it and he would come steal my fries and say "these fries are mine now"then hit me in the head with a nut cracker and runs away then gives the fries to garfield,you know,the one who eats lasagnas all the time.
i met danny at the store i reached out to shake hands with him, and he ripped my arm off! i went into a state of shock and danny just laughed at me and then proceeded to punch me in the face. when i went unconcious he started to stomp and kick me around! i woke up in a burning building and i saw danny outside the building and he started blowing chunks at the window and set off several nukes that blew up everyone including danny. as i rised to heaven he said "no you don't!" and dragged me down to hell.
As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped
@@doodle-pen i was also one of the boxes. did we meet that night? it was really hectic. hopefully i didn't embarrass myself. i was really high,, stacked upon another box.
I watch Danny while falling asleep and I had a dream that I was full on arguing with Danny about who made pineapple express because of that video about that tiktoker who steals jokes. I have never watched pineapple express.
My personal dream Danny experience: I had a dream that me and my best friend were hiking on a snow covered mountain in Japan. I get a call from a doctor, telling me my older brother died. I start crying and call my mother to let her know the news. Then, I suddenly see Danny Gonzalez, one of my favorite commentary TH-camrs. He asked me a trivia question which I got correct and then, completely disappeared without a trace. I was still super sad but I felt a lot better with my comfort dream Danny.
I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.
I just have to put this out there because I feel betrayed. Danny... He truly is terrible. I went to one of his shows, and I was in the front row. I payed extra for that goddamn ticket, for him to detach his leg from the rest of his body and slap me with it. HE. SLAPPED. ME. WITH. HIS. LEG. Then, kurtis and drew climbed on the walls like spider and also detached a leg from their bodies and slapped me with it. Then, they started saying "that's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo!" repeatedly. I was scared, I was hurt, I was betrayed, How could my favorite comedian do this to me? I thought. But danny disrupted my train of thought when he pulled applesauce out of his seperate leg and poured it all over my face. It was unsweetened too, the worst kind. Right then and there, I ran out of the venue and never saw him again. The end.
As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis many a times, I sincerely hope that I don’t see Danny. That would literally be scarier than The Hatman. If I was looking around my room and saw Danny’s eyes in the corner I’d cry
Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere
when i met danny on the “we are two different people” tour (like that first post said absolutely no one fault) but i was with my friend and it was raining so hard outside. i had gotten all dressed up (granted i was in middle school with my man bun so not much could have been done) but me, my friend, and my scary dad walked up to drew and danny completely soaked from the rain. danny and drew apologized for the weather and after that we just stood there. i didn’t know what to say, i had forgotten all my fan art at home, so we just stood there for like 3 minutes until we left. we said two words. it wasn’t a complete disaster but for my first time meeting the only youtuber i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on, it was a little upsetting, i had imagined having a small conversation, giving them the fan art, then enjoying the show but the one time i’ll ever get to meet someone i’m a fan of and i was soaked, shaking, red like a tomato, and silent.
I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol
As a person whos suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a kid, having people show up in the dream is scarier than any monster. The worst sleep paralysis I ever had was one where I saw my younger brother standing directly next to my bed staring at me in the darkness. I feel like if danny showed up it would be funny in hindsight but during the paralysis itd be pretty scary to have a random adult man standing in your room lol
@@Clownpunx. I agree. I’ve never had sleep paralysis but having a grown man I’ve never actually met just standing in my room at night while I can’t move is a terrifying idea. I also understood that people trust Danny, since he seems like such a genuine guy, but people are betrayed by their loved ones and people they trust all the time. I can see both why it would be scary and why it would be funny.
I dreamt that the character “Sebastian” in Stardew Valley was my boyfriend and gave me a caring hug, but then my arms were pinned to my sides and I couldn’t move and I was struggling to get out of his vice-like grip around me. The dream fell away, but I was still shaking side to side, desperate to move and feeling the arms around me. Somehow I was able to break out of the sleep paralysis and start shaking in real life. Don’t meet your heroes, and don’t meet your video game spouses in your dreams. It might be terrifying
Oof. Sometime after this post, I dad have Danny as a sleep paralysis nightmare & demon. Literally, one of the 3 Dannys was an actual freakin demon with red eyes staring at me from a vent above a bed that was apparently my room, but I’ve never seen a bed or room that looked like that. I think I made that comment on the community post Danny asked about us dreaming him. When I come across it, I’ll copy and paste it
@@katjosephperez8772same thing happened to me, but it was Tartaglia form Genshin impact. Half way through the hug I suddenly couldn’t breathe anymore and then he disappeared and it was just arms. I couldn’t see the arms, but it was like I knew what they looked like (old decrepit, rotten corpse arms) it was my first sleep paralyses experience and hopefully my last because that was wild.
the meme being "just an exhale out of the nose kind of funny" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard it perfectly describes the appropriate amount of laughter for the joke
danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.
@@notasillyguy It's just Nutcracker Dan pretending, badly, to be a random object in your room, while staring menacingly at you, and if you look at him for too long, he starts screaming about being real.
Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.
When Danny did the thing about appearing in people's dreams it reminded me of this one time I dreamt I met Kurtis and my gf was super excited but I told him I don't really like his music that much, and he was like "yeah not everyone's into softcore"
Oh my god rewatching this a year later and just remembered this video is what gave me the idea for my final paper in my college writing class. I wrote it on Hat Man and the cultural phenomenon of sleep paralysis demons
4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man
This is the second comment on this video about Dream Danny, and all of them feel weirdly cohesive, like, once again, this feels in line with the Danny that drowned the murder party at someone's house and ran them over, and the Danny going missing only to show up running on the news.
i met Danny at a starbucks once! i asked him how he was and told him i was a greg, then he took my kneecaps straight out of my legs, and beat me with a bat! then kurtis came in and told me i have to be nice to him, (it's the law) and he gave me a final blow to the head. i am dead. (none of this was Danny's nor Kurtis' fault. no hate, i had a great time!)
I met Danny while he was stealing some apples from the grocery store, and I asked him for an autograph. He said no, and threw me into his apple filled pockets. I turned into an apple. Help.
i actually had a danny dream a year or two ago, here's how that went: This dream is basically a Danny Gonzalez skit. It was in a school setting where every student is Danny, one of the Dannies is an outcast and another one is the popular kid. Outcast Danny has a crush(?) on popular Danny. Cut to scene in boys' locker room and now all Dannies are shirtless, they all look normal except Outcast Danny has a fat body that is blue and has wireframes, looking like a 3d model with no texture. and Popular Danny's body has no skin, literally just exposed muscle. Outcast Danny then walks up to Popular Danny and kicked him in the head.
Danny showing a picture of kurtis and calling him an "old hag" is making me laugh way harder than it's supposed to
Old crone
I usually never laugh at videos but him doing that made me laugh for a good 5 seconds
Sameeeee... 😂😂
Which hag's name do you use? What do you think Danny is? Is he real or have they taken him on the chin? And how did you come up with the name Tom and how did you even come up with how you came up with that name. I swear I have a feeling you had the perfect idea for that name.
As a boy, Kurtis had to learn how to get along with his brother's wife, who thought he was just a bit out of touch with the neighborhood and didn't appreciate the fact that the boys weren't as much of a family as his sisters.
The children began to tease him. He told them he would teach them the trick to get over their fear and grow up. He told them to think outside of his box, to put their hand out of their mouths, and to put their arm over their chest. Kurtis started telling the children to try something new for the first time, try something different.
Eventually, it became obvious that the kids were beginning to grow up.
@@theodour8617 whats going on rn
i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic).
i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.
he was strong from his irenew balance bracelet
@@batjackattack5556 good one mate 💀
@@batjackattack5556 his powers finally kicked in!!!
Did he have the balance earrings on when he drop kicked you ?
@@boomerangswingsbothways he did, now that you mention it. when his two muscular feet went into my chest cavity, i was thinking 'wow, that was very balanced'. then i wasn't thinking about much a minute afterwards because i got a concussion and was unconscious
I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)
i met danny gonzalez while on my way to the airport, and he pulled out a colt M16A1 and murdered 27 people including me it was so cool to meet him but no hate to danny at all none of it was his fault
@@hoghuhaghu8506 Righttt! I was one of those 27 people, but it was a great experience overall. He shouldnt get hate for all this! It totally was an accident, i am very glad for the experience.
@@coolsalmon2237 yeah these ppl should be grateful they even got a chance to meet him in person in the first place instead they're just being babies over something that he cleared up a long time ago
Drew and Kurtis coming out of nowhere made me cry of laughter.
"none of this was his fault" ~ Danny's traumatized victim.
I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any TH-camr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-
@sewer~rat same
HEY! You're that person from the totheark videos!! You have great taste!
@@Daneh97 whenever I’m spotted like this I feel so vulnerable
@@GippyHappy lol. No! I mean nothing but praise!
@@Daneh97 Really?
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Danny's haircut makes him look even younger hes just ageing backwards at this point
People say he went from 14 to 16 or something but I think he got younger with this haircut.
It’s probably from all those almonds
The old hair was sm better😭😭
Right?
i literally thought this vid was old because he looks younger 😭
You did raise an army Danny.
You should have known there would be a war.
He just never expected it would be Civil
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD COMMENT
Hey! He just said "no arms please"!
This comment gave me shivers lol
The people have a right to “bare” arms!!
hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.
Woah woah woah, Danny was not the asshole in this situation. You deserved this treatment for not immediately giving him a new blue shirt as an offering for his humble rule. Make sure to check yourself next time. I hope the fiery depts humble you. 😔
Sorry to hear that :(
yeah i remember being in that store and i actually hid in the bush and watching that was crazy. i never expected danny to do this kind of thing. then i unsubscribed right away and he punched me too. thanks for sharing your side of the story.
had us in the first half ngl
Is this a meet and greet or stranger things?
Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.
The basements door is unlocked, ik i was kidnapped by danny because i wasnt critically thinking i was fatally thinking.
Anyway i had a nice chat with the nutcrackers and they like being down there, theres a restaurant, a space station and even another danny!
1000th like
@@Hithere-uz6wdok Danny... we know this is your alt, that nutcracker is clearly being abused rn
i saw this day coming, drew's fanbase was bound to turn against him, being called 'stinkers' is truly enraging
@o will y is everyone posting this youtube link
@@playermouni spam bots
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. TH-cam FAME? Yes. Good day, dear ai
@@AxxLAfriku you good bro?
@@teddygurl8415 lol.
Edit: gotta say the insanity worked. Made me click on his page to see if there's more insanity. Was not disappointed. I didn't subscribe or watch any videos, but the thumbnails and titles are truly insane
"Maybe if people had me on their side, they'd be able to fucking spell, that's all I have to say." Me too Danny, that's my only contribution. 😂
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Its here finally .
You meant contribatiuon, right?
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@@Luca_Mel *coinritibotion
@@coralineslimery9999 contraption
"You know, maybe if they had me on their side, they'd know how to fucking spell." I almost died.
The fact that danny genuinely has an entry in the villains wiki makes me so happy
That artist rendition of Kurtis being worried about Danny going missing is honestly so amazing. It’s a perfect drawing of him
I agree!
what’s the time stanp
@@oceanpromotions6338 5:08
Repent to Jesus Christ
“In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety.”
Psalms 4:8 NIV
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@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 No
IS DANNY FINNALLY ADRESSING THE GREGOLUTION LOL
LMAO i told them they should unionize🙄
GREGOLUTION
uuuum it’s Gregulauotioun
@@3lliephant I think you mean Gregalouitiouan
Y'all are gonna be thrown in the gregulag for this uprising
The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude
I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along
That was a roller coaster of a dream for sure
I can't believe Danny tried to get rid of the shelf without any mention, this is truly the most shocking political scandal since watergate.
WHERE ARE THE LITTLE PLANTS
Drew* get it right god
@@skizzpulse danny*
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Did Danny really think we wouldn't notice that he's not drinking a sparkling beverage? Smh
Maybe he’s with child
Repent to Jesus Christ
“In peace I will lie down and sleep, for you alone, Lord, make me dwell in safety.”
Psalms 4:8 NIV
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@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 waht
@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 la croixé
@@mylifeaspi1344 i'm high and thought i just read, 'maybe he's with jesus christ' lmfao
“Luckily some considerate Gregs climbed onstage and carried me off…” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read
Danny explaining that the ikea shelf is by the window felt exactly like a parent telling their kid their dog is at a farm somewhere
I'm ashamed of my critical thinking skills. I didn't even notice the couch until Danny pointed it out.
Wouldn't that be observation skills instead?
Yes Emily! You are right!
@@EmyN Now I have to ask if you need observational skills to have critical thinking skills 🤔
@@MonochromaticBananaBread Well, I don't think so, isn't it critical thinking analyzing or applying information? We gather information one way or another
Was looking for this comment, clearly we aren't good gregolutionists
as a member of the sleep paralysis community, i agree, danny is officially our sleep paralysis demon.
who in gods name liked the bot?
@@thepumpkin3203 The guy who runs the bot probably owns a couple of them and sets them to like each other's comments
Bro when he kept mentioning hate man my stomach dropped I’m 11 and he scares me so bad
i agree
i love danny, but for some reason, id like to have kurtis "the old hag" connor be mine lmfao
This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams
I once had a dream that I was sitting on a park bench and you walked by and said "Keep it up Greg". Most uplifting hopeful dream ever
i love how danny's shirt keeps changing colors lol
THISSSS
I think he understands. I think he pretends not to. He giggled a bit at the shelf vanishing comment.
ok
Poorly copy
@@TheMarshmallowMushroom “when they copy his humor” they try to. The difference is danny is funny
man i cant believe greg is getting so silly and goofy, it's truly a kneeslapper
he is the new professional internet goofball
He’s in a silly goofy mood
They need more LaCroix
truly a toeslurper
this is a certified footkicker
As a consistent lucid dreamer I will be sure to add you to my next dreamscape. Thank you Danny
I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this
Neil Breen moment
It’s obviously the director and editors who did a bad job and not Danny. Danny is a great actor.
@@rachelcookie321 fr. his role in hello dolly was absolutely fantastic. he has one-of-a-kind talent
This Danny ARG is next level. Been sleeping 22 hours a day trying to find clues. Nothing so far, but I'm determined to find that cat!
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Follow the cat.
@@faridaff7643 I will click the link if you write “pen” and “15” next to each other. It’s gonna be an epic troll.
I heard if you eat an entire brick of cheese before you go to sleep you get +50 to cat location.
read my name.!!
Are we just gonna ignore that Danny openly wants to be our sleep paralysis demon? 😃
i think it’s swewt
Yes yes we are😂
I want him to be. Hatman isn’t goofy and has no fucking face dude.
and id let him
Can this "are we just going to ignore...[usually something totally obvious, that's already been discussed multiple times]?" comment intro format be retired yet?
I can't stop laughing at "congregulation!"
16:06 can someone edit the nutcracker so that he blinks twice?
I thought he did though-
I'm tempted but it will be terrible
The “DANFL” should’ve just been a picture of Drew
That would've been so funny
What do you mean? That *is* Drew!
Shaking my smh, I can’t believe they were goofing around backstage, Danny let them off easy.
Shaking my smh too
@@Bluestarlet27 Shaking my smh too
@@burrito156 shaking my smh too
Shaking my shaking my head? Ok me too
Just put smh…
I fully expected a squishy blink from the nutcracker when Danny asked if he was being held hostage.
The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.
Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.
no, he is so hardworking he doesnt blink so he doesnt waste time
@@braingraffin danny makes a dollar, nutcracker makes a dime, yet he can't even blink on company time
Danny is our lord and savior
I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship.
Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)
There is no joke, this is genuinely wholesome and I hope you’re recovering ok :]
I mean, you really don't wanna be near toxic people. They always *radiate* hate.
sleep paralysis angel Danny
danny is failing at being a villain in dreams
bro danny stole that guy's significant other
Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)
awwwwww :)
no youre hailey
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q Perhaps they use a different name for some reason, let’s be respectful gregs
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q it’s Jasper from haileys account 😂 but Jasper I hope your ok and i can relate. Danny always makes my day feel better
Who
Missed the opportunity to make a list of rules called “the gregulations”
We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it.
Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most
…chewed??
@@Hello-rx7gq yes. He eats his sweater collar, look at it!!
@@mocapcow2933 so do I😔😔😔 rip 2 of my hoodies where the seam broke
i couldn't focus on anything else but his sweater after reading this because even his sleeves looked ripped lol
@@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 we all do
the comic about evil Danny is making we laugh wayyy harder than it should
what comic
@@sm1purplmurderedme583 The series of doodles at about 4:52
4:24
I was brushing my teeth when the the second slide came up and it almost made me choke 😭
10:50 I LITERALLY COULDNT TELL LIKE I SAW THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE OF KURTIS ONCE AND WAS LIKE: wait that wasnt always like this was it?
i always see danny in my dreams,i would always have a mcdonalds bag with fries in it and he would come steal my fries and say "these fries are mine now"then hit me in the head with a nut cracker and runs away then gives the fries to garfield,you know,the one who eats lasagnas all the time.
This deserves an oscar.
I like that all us Greg's are okay with calling him a Nutcracker when he's a Toy Soldier.
what have you done? why would you make my brain concious to this information?
He has two jobs. Or he did before Danny started holding him hostage.
His poor family is so hungry and confused.
no💗
I mean same thing to me, a toy soldier could crack a nut, you have to be creative though but, idk 🤷
that’s his name
As someone who has lost a dad. If we make the joke it is usually okay to laugh along as long as you aren’t shitty about it
hope u find him
"A" implies that you have a dad collection.
That’s good to know!! Thanks for sharing your experience 😊🙏🏾
In the same boat, and definitely agreed
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Its here finally 😄
i met danny at the store i reached out to shake hands with him, and he ripped my arm off! i went into a state of shock and danny just laughed at me and then proceeded to punch me in the face. when i went unconcious he started to stomp and kick me around! i woke up in a burning building and i saw danny outside the building and he started blowing chunks at the window and set off several nukes that blew up everyone including danny. as i rised to heaven he said "no you don't!" and dragged me down to hell.
Bruh he does exist on the villains wiki now. legend.
As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped
Can confirm, I was the bed
Can confirm, I was one of the boxes
@@doodle-pen i was also one of the boxes. did we meet that night? it was really hectic. hopefully i didn't embarrass myself. i was really high,, stacked upon another box.
Demon Danny needs to understand that not all of us get paralyzed when we hallucinate at night
😠 🤸🏻♂️
🥋 🤜
Can confirm, I was one of the houseplants
I personally would never turn against you, Drew.
Your loyalty is both accurate and appreciated.
Nobody likes a suck up
Ok hakimgotbored
3:58 Hell yeah, you spelled out my name. Im saving the audio and putting it on my ringtone
lmao
Fun fact: I have the exact same Christmas decoration that Danny has in the background of his videos (the nut cracker)
This man is holding the nutcracker hostage and I do not trust him.
Or is the nutcracker holding him hostage?
@@shroomie8328 😱i knew it , he was sus from the start , I could see that in his eyes .
Poor Danny
And he’s using him to crack his nuts every night! Blasphemy!
@@Aadrika_jain we have to do something!😱😭
ellie show us your cat
i have had dreams of Danny eating ham off the floor but this was like 5 months ago when i watched his videos to sleep
Ngl I’m jealous af this is so funny
Wait. Dreams? Plural? Multiple dreams of Danny eating ham off of the floor??? What??
@@Mr.BusinessGhost YES most of my dreams are reoccurring because i think about them extensively.. oneirologist thingsss
@@evilhag2.032 dude… that’s insane. I’m crying
I watch Danny while falling asleep and I had a dream that I was full on arguing with Danny about who made pineapple express because of that video about that tiktoker who steals jokes. I have never watched pineapple express.
My personal dream Danny experience:
I had a dream that me and my best friend were hiking on a snow covered mountain in Japan. I get a call from a doctor, telling me my older brother died. I start crying and call my mother to let her know the news. Then, I suddenly see Danny Gonzalez, one of my favorite commentary TH-camrs. He asked me a trivia question which I got correct and then, completely disappeared without a trace. I was still super sad but I felt a lot better with my comfort dream Danny.
Happy birthday danny! I love how much your channel has grown
"sorry for your loss- very swaggy urn, 10/10 dad"
- Danny 2022
I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.
you sure it wasn't drew?
omg,,, do u want to talk about it
I strive to accomplish this
I just have to put this out there because I feel betrayed. Danny... He truly is terrible. I went to one of his shows, and I was in the front row. I payed extra for that goddamn ticket, for him to detach his leg from the rest of his body and slap me with it. HE. SLAPPED. ME. WITH. HIS. LEG. Then, kurtis and drew climbed on the walls like spider and also detached a leg from their bodies and slapped me with it. Then, they started saying "that's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo!" repeatedly. I was scared, I was hurt, I was betrayed, How could my favorite comedian do this to me? I thought. But danny disrupted my train of thought when he pulled applesauce out of his seperate leg and poured it all over my face. It was unsweetened too, the worst kind. Right then and there, I ran out of the venue and never saw him again. The end.
Your half-eaten bacon collar crew-neck sweater speaks to me on a level I never knew I had.
The dream newscaster being like “OH MY GOD THERE HE IS” made me laugh so hard I cried
That whole thing was so hilarious it completely brightened up my otherwise awful day.
Love how Danny openly shares his feelings
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Its here finally .
how do i remove you from my line of sight
good
ok
I don't love how you bought your account and use a bot to comment
omg danny i cant belive you did this 1:47
I can
@@tgb3271 he did it to me and tgb.
I cant believe you've done this
6:12 omg just realized that what danny said is literally the plot of dream scenario (2023)
7:00 the fact that he took the time to move the hand to hold himself safely, danny truly cares about believability
BAHAHAHAHA
to be fair - he had to cut out the hand anyways to place it on top of Danny and not behind him...
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Asks his editor “jake, if you’re editing this” so sweet of Danny to give them the option of doing their job
Such a huge fan Danny, all your videos crack me up, your videos are the highlight of my day! Keep it up bestie, I'm so greg
5:38 that’s honestly a really cool idea
As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis many a times, I sincerely hope that I don’t see Danny. That would literally be scarier than The Hatman. If I was looking around my room and saw Danny’s eyes in the corner I’d cry
Why are yoo geh
oh my god why are there so many bots
@@yes-eo3oy I know right? They’re bloody everywhere…
Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere
@Chang-Seok Yoo 🔞👇 the fuck is this Danny should ban this bots
Write a short story, please
@Moonie AHAGGADQFGAHHAJ
As a person who lives in Illinois I can say that danny is right that in every town there is just corn and the bean. No houses just corn and the bean.
when i met danny on the “we are two different people” tour (like that first post said absolutely no one fault) but i was with my friend and it was raining so hard outside. i had gotten all dressed up (granted i was in middle school with my man bun so not much could have been done) but me, my friend, and my scary dad walked up to drew and danny completely soaked from the rain. danny and drew apologized for the weather and after that we just stood there. i didn’t know what to say, i had forgotten all my fan art at home, so we just stood there for like 3 minutes until we left. we said two words. it wasn’t a complete disaster but for my first time meeting the only youtuber i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on, it was a little upsetting, i had imagined having a small conversation, giving them the fan art, then enjoying the show but the one time i’ll ever get to meet someone i’m a fan of and i was soaked, shaking, red like a tomato, and silent.
I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol
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Honestly same.
As a person whos suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a kid, having people show up in the dream is scarier than any monster. The worst sleep paralysis I ever had was one where I saw my younger brother standing directly next to my bed staring at me in the darkness. I feel like if danny showed up it would be funny in hindsight but during the paralysis itd be pretty scary to have a random adult man standing in your room lol
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@@Clownpunx. I agree. I’ve never had sleep paralysis but having a grown man I’ve never actually met just standing in my room at night while I can’t move is a terrifying idea. I also understood that people trust Danny, since he seems like such a genuine guy, but people are betrayed by their loved ones and people they trust all the time. I can see both why it would be scary and why it would be funny.
Sleep paralysis terrifies me, but if it was just Danny chilling I feel safe lol
I dreamt that the character “Sebastian” in Stardew Valley was my boyfriend and gave me a caring hug, but then my arms were pinned to my sides and I couldn’t move and I was struggling to get out of his vice-like grip around me. The dream fell away, but I was still shaking side to side, desperate to move and feeling the arms around me. Somehow I was able to break out of the sleep paralysis and start shaking in real life.
Don’t meet your heroes, and don’t meet your video game spouses in your dreams. It might be terrifying
^that is to say that I think I would still be terrified even if it was Danny
Oof. Sometime after this post, I dad have Danny as a sleep paralysis nightmare & demon. Literally, one of the 3 Dannys was an actual freakin demon with red eyes staring at me from a vent above a bed that was apparently my room, but I’ve never seen a bed or room that looked like that. I think I made that comment on the community post Danny asked about us dreaming him. When I come across it, I’ll copy and paste it
@@katjosephperez8772same thing happened to me, but it was Tartaglia form Genshin impact. Half way through the hug I suddenly couldn’t breathe anymore and then he disappeared and it was just arms. I couldn’t see the arms, but it was like I knew what they looked like (old decrepit, rotten corpse arms) it was my first sleep paralyses experience and hopefully my last because that was wild.
the meme being "just an exhale out of the nose kind of funny" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard
it perfectly describes the appropriate amount of laughter for the joke
As someone who lives in Illinois there’s also people who are very divided on sports teams between Missouri and Illinois
danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.
Love how Danny openly shares how he wants to be our sleep paralysis demon
13:21 I know it's the same shirt but no one else realized it changed colors?
Filter
When he said that would be the worst day of his life it was adorable and genuine
14:45 Congregulations on your Gregnancy, it's a Greg
I should not have laughed at this
I think im gonna name the Greg, Greg
YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE
I edited this comment so nobody knows how I got these likes
💀 THE TRUTH IS UNVEILED
@Breadd nOOOOOOOO😩
We all remember "FINALLY I'M A REAL BOY" right? Starting to think that was his alter ego trying to break out😔
@@starrr365 that’s what shows up in dreams
@@notasillyguy It's just Nutcracker Dan pretending, badly, to be a random object in your room, while staring menacingly at you, and if you look at him for too long, he starts screaming about being real.
danny's end theme is so nostalgic and for what. i feel so happy but also sad when i hear it.
This video about Danny talking about apearing in dreams is definately perfect to watch right before i go to sleep
Wow Danny looks 17 here. He's finally aging
Nah tbh he looks younger than he was before-
@@Stariii_ the haircut makes him look a bit younger lol
i will forever miss the greg, it hadn't been the same since the letters left :/
A NEW OBJECTIVE HAS COME UP FOR THE GREGULATATIOUN
it’s ok, they went off to college with drew’s futon
how are we supposed to remember our name now?! smh
Loved the subtle sweater change from blue to green and back lmao
14:30 Greg lotion? 😂
Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.
Do you know anymore about her lore? Sounds interesting 😊
There's also the Old Crone, who shares characteristics with the Hag...
You guys talking about Baba Yaga and Baba Roga right?
Makes sense, Night Hags mess with your player's sleep
@@user-pk6qq1rg1q i think so as baba roga and old hag basically mean the same thing, just translated
I’m still wondering abt the fact that Danny wants to be something that people are absolutely terrified of
When Danny did the thing about appearing in people's dreams it reminded me of this one time I dreamt I met Kurtis and my gf was super excited but I told him I don't really like his music that much, and he was like "yeah not everyone's into softcore"
Oh my god rewatching this a year later and just remembered this video is what gave me the idea for my final paper in my college writing class. I wrote it on Hat Man and the cultural phenomenon of sleep paralysis demons
4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man
I love how in everybody's dreams Danny is just completely unhinged and a menace to society.
Lmao
This is the second comment on this video about Dream Danny, and all of them feel weirdly cohesive, like, once again, this feels in line with the Danny that drowned the murder party at someone's house and ran them over, and the Danny going missing only to show up running on the news.
I had a dream that Danny was drinking all my diet soda and shouted "LaCroix is a lie!" Then he vanished.
💀
Get help. He’ll come for you.
that wasn't a dream :)
You sure it was a dream?
@@Sandwich_People not really. Should I be scared?
14:25 The Gregolution
You puts it on your skin
i met Danny at a starbucks once! i asked him how he was and told him i was a greg, then he took my kneecaps straight out of my legs, and beat me with a bat! then kurtis came in and told me i have to be nice to him, (it's the law) and he gave me a final blow to the head. i am dead. (none of this was Danny's nor Kurtis' fault. no hate, i had a great time!)
I met Danny while he was stealing some apples from the grocery store, and I asked him for an autograph.
He said no, and threw me into his apple filled pockets. I turned into an apple.
Help.
i snorted
Damn this must be more lore for his sleep paralysis demon arc
@@princess_mj4396 just like how Danny is currently snorting apples
@@samanthashuey1763 Perhaps this was all a dream.
I'm still an apple tho
@@genericname2747 well, I'd stay away from Johnny Appleseed then until you return to being a human or he might eat you
i actually had a danny dream a year or two ago, here's how that went: This dream is basically a Danny Gonzalez skit. It was in a school setting where every student is Danny, one of the Dannies is an outcast and another one is the popular kid. Outcast Danny has a crush(?) on popular Danny. Cut to scene in boys' locker room and now all Dannies are shirtless, they all look normal except Outcast Danny has a fat body that is blue and has wireframes, looking like a 3d model with no texture. and Popular Danny's body has no skin, literally just exposed muscle. Outcast Danny then walks up to Popular Danny and kicked him in the head.
is this attack on titan
@@goosegoose5737 hmm.. is it?
@@goosegoose5737 yes, "tatakaye" is what outcast Danny must have spoken aloud before
I snorted
i thought this was gonna be some steamy romance
I found your videos on TH-cam last week and now i'm hooked..Thanks a lot Danny! :D - Greetings from Belgium!
He should've realized the first post was a joke as soon as he read "We Are *Too* Different People" Tour.. 😂