This man is single handedly saving the world from the climate crisis by reusing his FIJI bottle ( which actually doesn’t contain FIJI water anymore but regular water that Jerma gathers ) a true hero.
I do the same thing with plastic bottles. I'll refill it with filtered tap water once and then toss it. It seems like the least I could do after buying single-use plastic.
Vinny: Just straight up having fun and enjoying the game Joel: Making the stream funny with his fecalfunny comedy and gamer noises... also sold all his ammo somehow Jerma: Having gamer rants about no FOV slider
"I'm done, I'm not doing it anymore. No more. I'm done, I'm not doing this ever again. I promise I'm not going to do it again. Ever again." ~Jerma, the Deceiver
@@michaelmoratto I hope I turn on the TV one day and just see some random fucking about toilet paper or some shit and it's just Jerma narrating and acting in the ad.
Same honestly. I specifically remember the bit where a troll face planted the windshield of Ernest's truck. That whole scene scared tf out of me. Watching it now it's actually pretty funny lol.
I just realized that Jerma got the "wait, just a sip of water" joke at 18:00 from Ernest in the Army. He really is just a combination of 80s and 90s children's comedies.
You know a lot of people don't know this, because the game doesn't spell it out directly, but Resident Evil 8 actually takes place in Cincinnati, Ohio.
I wasn’t looking at the scene and Ethan says “Well hi there little Rose” I thought Jerma had gone completely off the rails and was talking to the baby directly
Chris "Lol what's a little gunfire between friends?" Redfield
Chris "Go long!(throws giant volcano boulder at you)" Redfield.
Refills the bottle because he LOVES the taste of microplastics. They make him feel FUNNY and HIGH.
I can’t believe they made Castle Griffinsteed into a AAA game
Which will you take? Your daughter, or a month’s supply of chips?
@@BudBonkerson “mm. Thats a lot of chips.
Lot of chips.” *ungodly vacuuming sounds*
my god that old captain america pics STILL a good profile picture, kudos
hey lois rember that time stewie was abducted by the occult
Isn't that Captain America profile picture some obscure Jerma joke too
16:25 he turns his camera off to get up so people don't edit the dumptruck
What do you mean edit? The unedited screenshot would barely fit the screen as is.
@@ericyen989 yeah at that point editing it is just useless
I love how his FOV rant was completely cut out in the beginning
sort of glad honestly. seeing jerma bash them was pretty funny but at the same time it got sort of annoying
@@iatenailsforbreakfast8209 damn describing his whole creerar
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 except minus the annoying part for me, every moment of Jerma I can get is pure bliss
"ZUCK CAPCOM" - Jerma985 16:40
@@helluvaboss_tv I can't believe Zerma said the Z word, this is truly tragic
I thought Ethan using the monkey to talk was Jerma at first
This man is single handedly saving the world from the climate crisis by reusing his FIJI bottle ( which actually doesn’t contain FIJI water anymore but regular water that Jerma gathers )
a true hero.
Demented MAN goes to the SKIES to gather RAINWATER from CLOUDS
@@DoctaM364 somebody get this man off air he is seriously deranged
@@sheildingepicness He's too far gone....
I do the same thing with plastic bottles. I'll refill it with filtered tap water once and then toss it. It seems like the least I could do after buying single-use plastic.
@@FutureNaught it's good to know that this beautiful boy is inspiring others
You left out 3 hours worth of him getting gamer angry at the lack of an FOV slider
"FUCK CAPCOM"
I would have liked one too
Console port FOV’s are so narrow they’re headache inducing on PC, so I fully agree on that. It’s like the protagonist has one working eye.
@@nosferatu5 you have to pay for the 2nd eye season pass DLC
Honestly understandable
“i had some major p- UGHH”
there are so many ways that could have went.
Had some major BO is what I heard
I thought he was gonna say BO
gone not went
happy pride month
I heard B.O as well.
god, this is why jerma is the best. only he could derail the entire game by pressing p
Vinny: Just straight up having fun and enjoying the game
Joel: Making the stream funny with his fecalfunny comedy and gamer noises... also sold all his ammo somehow
Jerma: Having gamer rants about no FOV slider
JERMAS FUCKING RIGHT
Jerma985 Life hack #472: Finish fiji water, fill bottle with regular water, strut around like the high class bad ass you are.
The way his face lights up around 7:10 gets me absolutely everytime
10:16 I swear Jerma is the only person I’ve seen so far talk about Ethan’s multi-armed weapon switching animation.
i thought it was weird too, first time i played
I think Penny snapcube talked about it too
I think markiplier touched on it briefly
half of my game i was just switching because i thought it was such a cool detail
Snapcube did as well.
I'm really sad that there wasn't a group of people in chat that came back after the length of watching Ghostbusters 2 three times in a row
ive already seen it more than 10 times prior so im banned from that group
Jerma has the amazing ability to make any game he plays seem horrible.
I liked the streams quite a bit, I don’t have a damn clue what you’re on about, fella
Actually jerma has just never played a good game
@@butterstries585 Excuse you, the chocolate game was such a good game that Jerma doesn't care about any other game.
@@butterstries585 thats because he hasnt played among us yet
@@uhhhscizo6531 The streams are always enjoyable but the way Jerma plays games make them look really bad for whatever reason
"I'm done, I'm not doing it anymore. No more. I'm done, I'm not doing this ever again. I promise I'm not going to do it again. Ever again."
~Jerma, the Deceiver
Ernest scared stupid is a classic in my family, a true master piece
Ernest goes to Jail is excellent too, a great combo!
@@Sandlerverse I don't mean to brag, but my grandpa owns all of the Ernest films on DVD
@@SeasonedKale lucky man, I am trying to get all the ernest movies through dvd collections. It sucks Dr Otto is super expensive.
@@SeasonedKale *Chad*
Our family holds Ernest goes to Camp like it’s a priceless heirloom.
I love how it looks like Jerma curses out a whole company over him getting jumpscared
I love the idea that he’d just say “Banana, Carrot, Strawberry.” Over and over To a baby as opposed to a storybook.
i swear holy mack is the best jerma editor, there's just an artistry to the way he cuts things, like 15:17
his sensitivity is so high he probably looks like a muppet freaking out from the monster perspective
You think real fans wouldn't notice the reused intro clip from 'Jermania: Late Edition'?
I made both that video and this one and even I didn't notice I'd used it before
@@holymackerelthethird2478 I can't help but imagine Jerma would have done the same thing and had the same response.
You're perfect for this channel.
@@holymackerelthethird2478 pretty soon the Jerma Intro Archive is going to have to be made or a full loop may happen
@@holymackerelthethird2478 i mean, it's not like there's an infinite pool of clips to be used. It was bound to happen sooner or later lol
Jerma threw up on my carpet. I mean it couldve also been my cat but jermas a loose cannon so you never know.
jerma sees the massive castle and just goes waaw then a little bird scares him
idk why but this is my favourite comment on the video
the best part of jerma videos is finding the part thats referenced in the intro
I love at 15:34 when the old crone’s skull laughs with her, very nice.
honestly this is one worth watching the whole stream for
the FUCK YOU CAPCOM is funny as hell but the full context is even better
I kept hearing it as FUCK YOU DAFT PUNK
Are there timestamps for every "fuck Capcom" in this video or nah?
11:32 Jerma going through all states of grief because of that joke
You can see him really fucking contemplate it before he finally decides to bite the bullet
I love how with the FOV rant missing, 4:42 just looks like he was mad that he got scared
I do the same thing with my fiji bottle, unfortunately the bottle starts to take on a yellowish tint so the rouse is up after about a week
You don't piss in the bottle
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Really? I've been trying to create my own renewable source of hydration I guess it just isn't meant to be.
@@HARMEtrd you get better with practise, you should email NASA for advice
Jerma Goes to Camp
Jerma Saves Christmas
Jerma Goes to Jail
Jerma Scared Stupid
Jerma Rides Again
Jerma Goes To School
Slam Dunk Jerma
Jerma Goes to Africa
Jerma In The Army
God how I wish to be in the alternative reality where Jim Varney and Jeremy Elbertson did a stream together
In an alternate timeline jerma gets to be in that Ernest meets Ace Ventura fan film.
Jerma needs to start doing hundreds upon hundreds of local commercials
@@michaelmoratto I hope I turn on the TV one day and just see some random fucking about toilet paper or some shit and it's just Jerma narrating and acting in the ad.
Resident Evil 8 takes place in the dark timeline where Ernest is brutally murdered by werewolves in front of Vern, who takes up arms to avenge him.
Oh, so you think hes dead? The truth is out there, Tony.
4:55 Rats, preying at night and stalking at night as usual.
best birthday gift i could ask 4 is a jerma post🙏
happy birthday🙌‼️
celebrating yet another birthday bash
I was afraid of ernest scared stupid as a child.
Same honestly. I specifically remember the bit where a troll face planted the windshield of Ernest's truck. That whole scene scared tf out of me. Watching it now it's actually pretty funny lol.
Yeah the troll monster or whatever it was scared the f outta me
I just realized that Jerma got the "wait, just a sip of water" joke at 18:00 from Ernest in the Army. He really is just a combination of 80s and 90s children's comedies.
That was such a good movie It totally fits Jermas sense of humor too.
I would pay to see a movie like Ernest Scared Stupid but starring Jerma
@@roach9397 no as a sidekick
Agreed. I thought you can't stream movies though? 🤔
I love how Jerma manages to avoid the lycans just by flailing about and screaming in terror.
im at pretty dark place rn..thank you jerma for the content you bring and thank you editors for the hard work you do.
The "You Are Dead" screen in this game is so immediate and simple that I just thought Jerma pressed p at an intense moment again
18:10 Frighteningly good editing
10:16 I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed this
I loved the Ernest movies! I'm glad someone else knows about them.
14:48
He just panic watered
I love the circle back to Ernest in the note lol
I think Ernest is gonna be the next Jerma Rumble character.
Where most people would be scared shitless, Jerma sees a great opportunity for a photo souvenir.
I love that the FOV rant was cut but the "fuck capcom" bits stayed in
Haha good video jerma!
It’s been a minute lmao
how have you already watched it
@@Velowise Haha good comment velowise!
Idk how this guy does it, he manages to make every game he plays comedy gold!
Ahh, good ol’ Ethan Four Hands.
How did jerma make me laugh at a among us reference, the emergency meeting bit killed me
15:36 A witch and a shotgun.
_You know the rules, and so do I._
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does that 0:25
Love the "I TOLD YOU" immediately into "wait wuddappened"
Just by watching the start I can already tell this is gonna be hell.
0:41 Is he literally high in this video? HAHAHA that's unironically super fun
That was an amazing Heisenberg impression XD
15:02 imagine if it turns out Ethan is the grandfather of the sons of Sparda
5:45 that npc just went millions of dollars in debt
i was around for a lot of the re streams, absolutely cant wait to see the mother miranda stuff LMAO
I KNEW ERNEST SCARED STUPID WASN’T A DRUG TRIP FROM DISH SOAP
i love this video its jerma985 from youtube holy cr*p!!!!
I love the thumbnail omg. I grew up with Jim Varney. rip
*house shakes violently upstairs as Jerma prepares to be scared*
5 seconds later
"Was that the rat!?"
Jerma constantly pausing the game is such a Joel joke, I love it.
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Yeah this is resident evil 3.
Gmod's legacy: Everything has photo mode now
In an alternate universe Jerma was KILLED by The Vroomer.
I love how the pistol in the opening scene does even chamber new bullets
1:58 the fruit family ptsd
Ive always loved how Jerma always says ow while playing games as if he's the character.
Absolutely brilliant thumbnail.
Loved how some chat peeps malded so hard over Jerma going over photomode
You know a lot of people don't know this, because the game doesn't spell it out directly, but Resident Evil 8 actually takes place in Cincinnati, Ohio.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who tries to take photos in games and accidentally ruin the moment
Jerma is the only person i have seen that picked up on the Ernest reference
Jerma pausing all the time for photo mode brings back Smash vibes
“Fuck Capcom. Fuck you Capcom. Capcom sucks.”
- Jeremy Elbertson 2021
I forgot about the Ernest movies
Can't wait for Resident Evil IX - Ernest goes somewhere cheap
Ah yes youtube, i guess resident evil 8 is actually resident evil 3 remake
It's official he DESPISES Capcom with every fiber of his entire being.
5:35 my oooolldd family estate, Castle Griffinsteed!
So sad that babies can't even understand english these days.
Jerma using photo mode as if he was playing Dead Rising.
i wonder what drugs he's on during this. "if you thought those were supplements, just you wait"
1:51 why does it sound like jerma said that
16:44 Why does hisenberg look like the enemy stand user
Stop talking
Jerma getting baited like a mouse at the end there was hilarious.
17:29 Jerma talks to a 5'10'' woman
Jerma is the ultimate counterpick.
The guy shooting the player two times at point blank range with a shotgun is a pretty great character
I wasn’t looking at the scene and Ethan says “Well hi there little Rose” I thought Jerma had gone completely off the rails and was talking to the baby directly
Great video jerma, I love you
Edit: miss spelt video (vidoe)
Imagine if everytime a crow cawed Jerm just yelled "FCK YOU CAPCOM"
Great video!!!! already laughed my butt off after like 4 minutes!!!