To be fair, The show *was* painfully formulaic and repetitive. If it weren’t for Doofensmirtz hard-carrying the show through his character development and interactions with Perry and his family, I doubt that anyone would even remember the show at all.
jerma's the kind of guy where you're at a party and wonder where half the people have gone and you find everyone in the garage watching jerma play ping pong against himself
@@lucentrains impossible to say for certain. Jerma cannot be trusted even when recalling a candid memory, but as rumors don’t arise from nothing, such a scenario should not be ruled out. Research conducted in this paper, however does not explicitly state that this exact even has occurred. As always, information taken from second hand accounts of jerma, should be taken with a grain of salt, as jerma is known to alter the memories of some people’s experiences with him. The reasoning behind his choice of victim has not yet been verifiably ascertained.
@@orangesilver8 Tiny bit more info: He did a bit with a collection of "ASMR" sounds with one of the sounds being a big dog shaking his ears/head, which sounded really close to a fat guy drinking 2 liters of coke and shaking in it front of the mic He wanted to reference this but just REFUSED to stop zerking
He did it for like three straight seconds both times, while looking into the camera. And he still didn't realize it until like five seconds later. Peak himbo.
Maybe pawning arcade prizes in a video game is what gave Jerma the impression that he could pawn a tamagotchi, a rock, and fake cards he made himself for $50,000 worth of gold.
2:57 Jerma discusses his stance on immigration 9:46 Lunatic zerks off in an arcade full of children 18:23 Man turns into a 1940's cartoon for 0.32 seconds 18:31 pog 19:02 Perfect Doofenshmirtz impression
"I'll do it for 6 to 7 figures on stream" jerma never implied what type of figures BREAKING NEWS compact treamer drinks Fiji water on stream and recieves 7 tomagachi figures as payment and is mildly upset
I would not have even considered buying Huel until the 10 minute long segment where Jerma explained how it was the only thing he’s drank over the last 2 years
"I've seen that show before, and I don't like it." "I like the show, obviously." "I don't like the show, I don't care." "I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's a good show." "I don't know anything about the show." "I do know something about the show." -Jeremy Elbertson about one show.
Did he actually hit the 500 space at 19:10 and not notice? He didn't seem to react to it because he was explaining why he didn't like Phineas and Ferb.
Insane compact streamer annoys local Best Buy by randomly pressing keys on a keyboard for several hours straight; proceeds to be banned from all stores nationwide
I feel like jerma streams are if the Truman Show just kept going and Truman just embraced it
They integrate a chat system that everyone in the world can use
Holy shit
jerma streams are like if the truman show was real but it was all truman’s idea
I went to upvote this comment before realizing I already did the last time I was here
@@Kurdtzdopelgangr this isn't Reddit
he almost got halfway through the video without ZERKING OFF god
How are these INANE zorn streamers allowed on twitch
cool chito pfp
@1 2 what's a chito
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n the character in my profile
@Hopeless Content oh fushamn ok
"I know what you guys want! I know what you're looking for!"
**aggressively zerks off**
Credit where its due, he knows his viewers well
i thought you were being hyperbolic but then 9:46 rolls around
I love how it took him a minute to realize what he looked like on the facecam
His delayed reactions and embarrassment afterwards give me life.
COMPACT STREAMER FORGETS TO TURN OF CAMERA WHILE ZERKING OFF
That logo of yours... seems to be missing some... ogre ears
@@KIKAN_THE_RAT good one düd
If it wasn't for the chat spamming "zerking off" i dont think he wouldve ever realized
He changed his stateed opinion on Phineas and Ferb like, 7 times in 30 seconds.
PSYCHO
Compact Adhd
It's complicated.
BIPOLAR BARRY
I want this man to do a qb test on stream. His ADHD is so fucking bad hahahaha
We really shouldn’t be surprised that Jerma’s favorite childhood arcade game is *Roulette Jr*
It really explains the gambling addiction and crippling debt he has today
he was known as the "tiny grinner" back then
How do you think Mr.green/greenz felt?
@@2bagel_882 LMAO THE LINK
@@eggward7203 Wow
coin game and house flipper are the only two games (that i've seen) that truly brings out jerma's personality
Sims works, too
You should try the lomg drive stream
Now he just needs a game where you design (and decorate) your own arcade.
I feel like slime rancher did too
Don’t forget slime rancher.
AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS
“I don’t watch phineas and ferb I’ve never seen it”
Proceeds to describe every episode of phineas and ferb
Not hard to
In vivid detail
Bruh all the episodes follow the same formula.
To be fair, The show *was* painfully formulaic and repetitive. If it weren’t for Doofensmirtz hard-carrying the show through his character development and interactions with Perry and his family, I doubt that anyone would even remember the show at all.
@@myawsomebox the formula was the joke though
jerma's the kind of guy where you're at a party and wonder where half the people have gone and you find everyone in the garage watching jerma play ping pong against himself
Biblically accurate stream
did this happen?
@@lucentrains impossible to say for certain. Jerma cannot be trusted even when recalling a candid memory, but as rumors don’t arise from nothing, such a scenario should not be ruled out. Research conducted in this paper, however does not explicitly state that this exact even has occurred. As always, information taken from second hand accounts of jerma, should be taken with a grain of salt, as jerma is known to alter the memories of some people’s experiences with him. The reasoning behind his choice of victim has not yet been verifiably ascertained.
Jerma reacts like an LA Noir character being interrogated when he's talking about phineas and ferb.
He was actually a writer on the show and doesn't want anyone to know
Watching this series has made me realize arcades aren't "like" gambling for kids, they literally are
Nice pfp dog
Is this the sicko who “ZERKED OFF” in a arcade while a children’s birthday was going on??
absolutely DEMENTED. also glad someone else likes the soup time meme.
Jerma avoids sneezing on camera but will ZERK OFF while looking directly into it. Absolutely disgusting.
he is scared of having a funny face made of him mid sneeze
"I know what you're looking for-"
*DROPS BIT AND FURIOUSLY ZERKS OFF*
Jerma is one of the most streamers ever.
O:
true maybe
Big if true
It do be like that sometimes
He re aly si!!!!!
jermas, all they facecam is scary game, vr game, eat burger king and lie
dude........ ...
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@@user-qf2rx8ir3n yeah....... ................... jer a98 5....................,
.............bro
Thank god they don't eat hot chip. 😥
they eat onion ring tho
ok, when do we get "Jerma goes to an actual arcade and rants to himself for hours" stream?
I second this
i approve of this
I approve
Yes
when the world isnt bricked off anymore
"I have to kill this guy right?"
*jumpcuts to him drowning the guy*
Actual psychopath
Absolute sicko
Fucking hilarious
Ah yes, my favorite ferb quote. “ well that shit was absolutely ridiculous”
A-Tier Comment
No idea why I giggled so much at this but here we are.
ya know the zerkin off wouldn't be as bad if he didn't make a "Hmpph" after each time he stopped
SICKO STREAMER ZERKS OFF ON CAMERA, says he was just "reenacting favorite moment from DSP stream"
I zerked off with him
I legitimately don't know what he was trying to do there.
@@orangesilver8 he was referencing the Mr. Juggles bit from that streaming simulator game he did a while back
@@orangesilver8 Tiny bit more info: He did a bit with a collection of "ASMR" sounds with one of the sounds being a big dog shaking his ears/head, which sounded really close to a fat guy drinking 2 liters of coke and shaking in it front of the mic
He wanted to reference this but just REFUSED to stop zerking
hehe
I'd like to think every """"raid""" is just chat LARP-ing as raiders for the extrinsic goal of seeing jerma break down.
He did it for like three straight seconds both times, while looking into the camera. And he still didn't realize it until like five seconds later. Peak himbo.
That was such a perfect cut, "I have to kill this guy" cut to him drowning a man.
That Jerma sleeping arm story is one of the most adorable things ever, his parents seem super fucking fun.
Jerma has literally gotten insane over the past 4 months
And what's the bad news?
@@Grapefruit5000 no bad news, it’s all according to Chats plan to establish dominance
He's always been like this
Don’t kill the arcade, he has a family
*save midway*
O shit he's not moving!
@UberKrassMann projecting andy
Deranged streamer screams at children’s video games in front of horrified guests
@@SpockLover27 he ZONKED off
7:20 Jerma pogging so hard only to find out it’s $3.00 not $300.
The arm story is just so wholesome.
yeah :)
That word makes me so angry oh my goodness
@@terribleivan1475 please calm down :3
@@tokisugar Must you kick a man when he's down?
jerma's "arm stays up when you're asleep" story is adorable
i still don't understand how he didn't immediately notice that ~THAT~ would look very weird on camera...
honestly it's a 50/50 whether this guy thinks about what he's doing before he does it
@@ari913 TRUE....
Ah jerma the only guy who’s moral compass a roulette wheel.
Maybe pawning arcade prizes in a video game is what gave Jerma the impression that he could pawn a tamagotchi, a rock, and fake cards he made himself for $50,000 worth of gold.
"White only."
-Jerma
CRAZY SEGREGITIONIST streamer RANTS about his RACIST GAMBLING FANTASIES
BASED AND REDPILLED STREAMER
can you imagine the perfectly spherically smoothed brain of someone who's both a jerma fan and a nazi
jerma if twitter niggas never found him
Grow up heather
I’m losing it at the parents story...
I love how a Jerma stream can go from him driving a golf car in a game to explaining what the Wendy’s ice machine sounds like
My favorite Jerma quote, “White only”
how do i even begjn to explain how or why 19:57 made me laugh so hard
ferb: “well that sh*t was absolutely ridiculous, wasnt it”
2:57 Jerma discusses his stance on immigration
9:46 Lunatic zerks off in an arcade full of children
18:23 Man turns into a 1940's cartoon for 0.32 seconds
18:31 pog
19:02 Perfect Doofenshmirtz impression
Top timestamp killed me lmfao.
this is the funniest comment I've seen in so long
MAD exhibitionist streamer ZERKS OFF in front of THOUSANDS
It's good to see Jerma getting more comfortable on camera
a bit too comfortable
*begins to zerk off*
18:02 *every character jerma thinks is funny gets absorbed into his brain*
He’s like a blue mage for voices
Jerma's "ideas guy songwriter" is either a really incompetent producer or DJ Khaled.
What's the difference?
@@ccda3324 you just murdered a man infront of all of us.
You can tell this is AS (After Saw) because he made the reference
It's Genuinely After Saw
(GAS)
I cant wait till covid ends and this mad man can be let LOOSE in an actual arcade
Dear god no. He'll be zerking off in front of children!
Amen
@@Dorf274 amen
@@rotary135 amen
amen
So Jerma:
Doesn't like Phineas and Ferb
Does like Phineas and Ferb
Doesn't watch Phineas and Ferb
Trully disgusting that some "streamers" would zerk off on stream
What a crossover
Love your profile pic
15:38 This was a very good transistion of events. Thank you Jeremy
9:45 this is very important
He knows what you’re looking for
19:13 grown man has to justify to 15,000 people random people why he doesn't have a positive opinion on Phineas and Ferb
"Oh, they're raiding my stream?? I better start acting the most 5yo I could possibly get!"
7:56 foreshadowing to the pawn shop bit from the archeology (geology) stream
Jerma has more hours in Coin Game than Yakuza 0
gambling addiction's a bitch
Honestly the fake sleeping story is one of my favorites
the cut from attempting to drown the robot to the death stranding-like hovering figure above the water was genuinely terrifying
"I've never taken a sponsorship!"
FRUITS! Eat it up!
"I'll do it for 6 to 7 figures on stream" jerma never implied what type of figures BREAKING NEWS compact treamer drinks Fiji water on stream and recieves 7 tomagachi figures as payment and is mildly upset
9:43 I would give anything to see what chat looked like at this moment
The 6:00 minute storytime just reminded me of what I would do as a kid. I feel unbelievably stupid.
Sadly I was there when Jerma started zerkin off
Sadly?
@@funnerfunko ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I would not have even considered buying Huel until the 10 minute long segment where Jerma explained how it was the only thing he’s drank over the last 2 years
16:35 I immediately started crying.
watching now, can't believe what the alpha for fnaf security breach looked like
I want to hear more of Jerma's childhood stories, they sound really interesting
yeah no normally I'm like hes fine I could see myself doing the same thing but he was absolutely off the goop in this one
"That guy has a bat. How do I get the bat from him? I have to kill this guy."
Jerma keeps letting his true self slip
Jerma: "I'm not looking at chat, I swear to God"
Chat: You mean like every other stream?
9:48 damn bro, he started *ZERKING* off
I know the one dislike in this video is Jerma himself
We’ve had IRL carnival games on stream. Will we one day have IRL arcade games?
This game brings the best out of Jerma, I love it
DISGRACED slime rancher loses EVERYTHING at the ARCADE
is this the guy that ZERKED OFF in an arcade on stream?
the guy knows what were looking for
This man has taught me so much about parenting it's insane
that's concerning
Jerma will zerk off on camera, but sneezing is where he draws the line goddamit.
Why does coin game look like something really fun to play on the weekends
Because that's how it was as a kid. The game captures the arcade feeling
@@farkbett699 I wish I had friends that liked arcades but now it’s to late I moved now all my friends are gone
@@steamed_ham3304kids are so lame now when i was a kid like 7 years ago motherfuckers just wanted to play xbox. like let’s DO SOMETHING
@@steamed_ham3304 ?
16:04 LMAO i did not expect him to be up there
Bipolar stream can’t decide if he loves or hates Phineas and Ferb
"I've seen that show before, and I don't like it."
"I like the show, obviously."
"I don't like the show, I don't care."
"I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's a good show."
"I don't know anything about the show."
"I do know something about the show."
-Jeremy Elbertson about one show.
Jerma gas lighting “raiders” and “new viewers” is one of my favorite bits he does
"Mom, the man playing the claw game growled at me"
they should just upload the full vod for coingame videos
8:45 Brian Wilson creating Pet Sounds
Jerma channeling his inner DSP Zerking off on stream and forgetting that the camera was still on.
cudh f
19:06 Continues repeating himself but slightly changing / adding something
Or, to explain it in a different way, P.T in word form.
Jerma then: "I will never take a sponsorship"
Jerma now: sponsored by Coinbase.
Obviously joking, I am so glad the dollhouse stream happened and I know it couldn't have happened without Coinbase.
Jerma: I know what you guys want, I know what you looking for!
STARTS ZERKING OFF
INSANE JIM CROW STREAMER goes to WHITE ONLY ARCADE
Jerma's fighting stance ritual while playing Cyclone at 9:08 and 9:28 is wonderful.
Insane streamer zerks off on camera after recieving one thousand tickets
Did he actually hit the 500 space at 19:10 and not notice? He didn't seem to react to it because he was explaining why he didn't like Phineas and Ferb.
How does he make these noises with his mouth I’m so scared and confused
8:44 jerma this is literally just tusk by fleetwood mac
Jerma you probably won’t see this but I really do thank you for your videos. They often make my day and I enjoy them so much.
13:20 I can't
16:36 it sounds more like a dirt bike trying to get into gear but just keeps *gas* at high RPMS
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You don't have to worry about Jerma's wellbeing. What you should worry about is everyone else's.