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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มี.ค. 2020
- Jerma HATES Super Mario Sunshine - Jerma Highlights
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Everyone: Sunshine is the worst one
Jerma: Sunshine is the worst one
Everyone: I can't believe Jerma doesn't like Sunshine
Whom is everyone?
@@remlezar9397 a bunch of nobodies like him.
@@DocJamesH wow this jerma is kinda dumb
Sunshine was great what are talking about?
He HATES Sunshine jermaPluto
I love how the consensus of this game is amazing meanwhile in almost every level chat says “this level f*cking sucks”
Theyre ass to watch but fun to play for some reason, except for secret levels fuck them
yeah this game is great except for the secret levels and the squid riding and the sand bird and the watermelon and the blue coins and the Electro Manta cleanup and most Pianta village night missions and the lava boat.
The rest is great though.
Edit: I wrote this late at night and forgot to leave any indication that it's meant to be ironic.
@@Edd_Harr Eh SM64 had tick tock clock, mario games always have shitty parts of the game
@@mothinea8689 Sunshine is disproportionately shitty, though.
The game is admittedly awful. I still love it though.
I love when Jerma plays Mario games. Finally a character Jerma can relate to in terms of height.
Don’t be so mean, Mario is WAY taller!
The goombas? I don’t think jermas quite that tall...
Short kings. 👑
Isn’t Mario that rougelike?
And of boston accents
I can't believe that Jerma will almost be 40. One day he will be 50. Hopefully he will still be streaming. That shit would be wild.
Actual boomer streamer
jermaOld
Every year we come closer to Jerma playing League for 20 minutes.
Wait until I tell you... He'll almost be 60
@@JacobKinsley only almost though, he'll die at 58
I just wish he would stop pretending
Who, your boyfriend?
@@DocJamesH jerma is straight
@@JacobKinsley for now
@@JacobKinsley that's what you think.
@@manboy4720 I mean I wish he wasn't if you know what I mean 😝 🍫 🍑 but I have to face the sad truth
_“Highlights”_
*3+ HOURS*
With Jerma streams, the entire stream is the highlight.
@@brendoncatania5373 u,u7xhu,c 87,,cool. 8ivu
@@brendoncatania5373 ih,c,hu6u7 7,7igjuuiph7ux ,,ju7u ghjc,8g7ü,jx8 87 gcc,iicxj7^
@@wattermun agreed
@@Doodlemaster54 I dont remember typing this wtf
36:13 is still for some reason my favorite jerma voice. That genuine jewish-boston "OH MY GAWD" destroys me
He’s like a midwestern mom
Jewma 😳
Jewish? 🤨
@Icetea-2000 3 month late reply but jermas family is half Jewish
“I dropped my wii remote” *glass shattering noise plays*
Glass Wii remote
@@adamkocsis5769 That's an absolutely horrifying concept
@@Schellsea but its 100% something jerma would have
@@bananabuns1369 He would have it inside a case on his reddit shelf.
this will inevitably get buried but id like to archive this: I woke up at 6am, with my phone playing this video, in a fever dream state with what im assuming was food poisoning as i was shitting and puking everywhere and jerma talking about shitting diapers or whatever the fuck was classified as prt of the dream for me and when i got back to my phone i saw it playing this video i was seriously lost for a good 10 seconds. Thanks.
Cool story bro. I hope ur shitting and puking was in a shower and not on ur bed lol
Haha im sitting here shitting my ass out typing this from hot chips also and that is all thank you as well
@@cataddict_ you dont shit in the shower do you(???
Let's go shit gang
the honk of the horn at the end of the YOU DIED theme is the biggest slap in the fucking face that has ever been written to music.
1:18:07
"Grandpa is waiting for you up top [...] You can use this rope as a shortcut to reach Grandpa..."
Thats a hair away from being a suicide joke
* punches in the arm * Hey man! Got some crack here I was thinking we could share!
Oh shit man! alright! let's do it
Race you upstairs!
Fry 29th Shsix one sox i kive you
59:50 jerma cuts to his "actually scary face"
The 3/4 Sus face.
What was that!
Why was he grinding his new born kitty nubs like that
Jerma saying "Baldi's Basics" out of the blue killed me. I don’t know what kind of shit Jerma was on during this stream, but he was more fucked than usual.
55:42
Same with when vinny said 'garten of banban'
Wtf dude I read your comment like 2 seconds before he said it
41:40 I love that the only difference between his old man voice and his baby voice is a slight rasp
Local streamer "Hasn't been the same" since Toys R Us closed
2:39:40
Jerma:"You'll be reading about me in, fucking, newspapers after this one."
Also Jerma: *immediately burns to death*
AIE-AIE-AIE-AIE-AIE
Mario never really gets to just sit at home and chill the fuck out.
5:18
The balls on this guy to overrule the princess lawyers' objection.
Isle Delphino or whatever the fuck probably isn't considered a part of the Mushroom Kingdom. so her spoiled b*tch powers don't work there lol
to be fair, it's like being a different planet living creature going into an Alien court. They aren't gonna take you serious.
@@TheUltimateRare huh
I can’t tell if jerma is going an ENTIRE CLEANING GAME without a single spill joke, or if the entire game is a spill joke.
man, jerma really was on like, drugs or something while streaming this game. some of the most unhinged, hyperactive, and generally psycho i've ever seen him. needless to say i loved every moment of it.
The audio bar and text on screen for the phone call bits is a GREAT edit, when they reappear abruptly at 37:30 I lost my shit.
Jerma's silence over the shit stain story is deafening
1:21:18 FO' SHO
he really does hate fun
That would require the game to be fun.
@@LURKTec this guy HATES mario sunshine
1:42:52 Jerma doing his best courage the cowardly dog impression
The things I do for love
When courage wants more methamphetamine for his 'ADHD'
@@peggy_book5710THE THINGS I DO FOR CRANK
*_”No you don’t understand, I didn’t DO that! A strange little man with a mustache rode in on a dinosaur, and he puked ALL over the place...”_*
Incriminating phone calls accidentally recorded on stream
28:29
31:04
37:30
36:15 Jerma sounds exactly like a GTA 1 or 2 pedestrian there.
2:11:57 is the beginning of one of my most favorite jerma moments of all time. Coincidental humor, randomly generated, it’s so good.
2:15:00 is so good
"i'm on crack today. this is the crack stream i know it...." - Jerma985
Officer wait,it’s metaphorical crack
Viper would be proud
CRACK TIME CRACK TIME
2:22:37 "i know what to do"
they need the shine sprites because the sun is too busy attacking passerby in the desert
I wonder why he's so pissed.
2:00:55 the noise jerma makes is incredible
Onh--
did you really put that clip into after effects just to do the reactive audio bar thing at 28:40 ... damn
Jerma exposed
the kylo ren drive thru has me in tears holy shit
Where does this show up in the stream?
@@bigdick69lol28 51:52
The increasingly deep fried visuals each time he uses the mic filter makes it so much funnier too
I can't believe Jerma hates [INSERT BELOVED VIDEO GAME HERE]! He's so mad and his temper is so _short._
just like he is
2:58:47 something about that one guy didnt sound like an average jerma viewer talking as a newcomer, to me they kinda felt like a legitimate person who just stumbled on the stream. so jerma calling them out specifically probably scared the shit out of them
1:46:25
"I'm beating it right now, don't you see on your _SQweEeeN?_
Real voice
53:12 the whole kylo ren bit had me on the floor
He hates streaming.
I heard he even hates his family, and his closest friends too
I'm sure he hates streaming bad games.
Well I hate him.
I also heard he hates buses too. What an asshole.
I can’t believe he hates orphans, what an asshole. And to think he beat dark souls 3 on stream.
2:02:33 I thought the Boo yelled *_”FŪÇK-“_*
people often hear swears or meme voices because they want to hear it XD
Whenever he says “monkaS” it makes me smile I can’t explain it
"MonkAh-eshh"
20:48 I played Sunshine when it came out, until now I had no idea you could beat the squid boss this way.
I thought that was the only way, how did you do it
@@nejinaji rip the tentacles off.
@@GamerGuy249 does that do damage or just make the fight easier. Seems like more a convenience thing.
@@nejinaji It just makes the fight easier.
@@nejinaji I, like these guys probably, thought that you weren't able to grab his face until the tentacles I thought it was just a tedious boss lol
Holy shit, you weren't kidding. I thought this was a stream archive at first glance.
2:31:55 "That's a wrong, wrong, wrong!" Made me laugh so hard.
2:08:33
That’s the sound a balloon makes after you sit on it
XD
im so amazed at how in tune his impression of the delfino guitar riff was
1:41:01 he gets so anxious his voice box overloads
I don't know why, but adding the bleeps over Jerma's fake leaked phone call makes the scene feel so much more gritty.
3 hours of Jerma? Hell yeah, thank you so much for this highlight vid
Ah yes, my favorite game: “Mario, it’s a weird wild world”
1:47:17
jerma: *sits on and drowns his friend at the beach*
Jerma: "I get another one right?"
Man refuses to long jump
1:32:44 The camera change made me cry
it took me years to beat this as a kid because i, too thought the giant roof pineapple was a decoration
1:01:07 Sand Bird
1:21:24 For Pachinko
2:42:21 For Chuckster
Idk why but around 2:20 when Peach sees the weird Mario villain with the music playing and how she just looks off, it is the most menacing and intimidating thing I’ve ever seen in a Mario game ever.
1:47:52 I expect MetalKingBoo to do something with this.
It already sounds like he did XD
Just here to say that I've met Jerma irl, he kept on winking at me and made me extremely uncomfortable. strange how such good content creators can change
also met jerma, he literally shot me in the stomach, super disappointing
@@graindeath I met jerma at the local five guys, the lady at the counter told him 'enjoy your meal' and he said 'you too' and then when the lady gave a very slight smirk and gave a very gentle breath of air from joy in his blunder, he bolted out the store, tears streaming down his eyes, with the most ugly scrunched up crying baby face imaginable, doing this guttural scream/cry combination as he flailed his arms gaily. What a strange fellow, I hope he's alright! Must have received some bad news just at that moment or something.
I met the fella in my closet, looked me dead in the eyes and ate all my hangers. Why do all the good creators have to be monsters :c
Jerma getting excited at the Delfino Plaza music might be one of the most wholesome things I've ever seen
I love how the phone message bits are edited to look like a real phone call on tv or something, with the sound thing and the (unintelligible)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Island
This comment is so funny to me
Peach! I went through with the deletion! You’ll be GOOONE by tommorow!
*cries while listening to ELO
1:10:04
I like how he dive jumps everytime he falls off the map but doesn’t know how to dive jump to cover extra distance with jumps
59:53 Jerma becomes the Penguin
Local streamer spits in his own mouth
Jeremy Harrington is the definition of a pokey little flab-biscut
i cant believe he played this entire game stretched to 16:9 he's absolutely unhinged
So many of these levels i only beat by climbing to the highest point and jumping off haha. Some of them i just now saw the intended way of doing it. I didn’t know the back of the ferris wheel level was how your were supposed to get up there! I just jump thru the ferris wheel. Or the pianta village on fire level I always jumped off the giant tree in the middle.
Shinji Ikari yeah same, that was always how I did it
1:34:00 marked his words
1:34:10 He called what konami wanted to do to MGS
17:57 Jerma's Brother; if only for my purposes.
I was looking for comments about this. He seems like a sweet guy.
I love how he calls himself out on lying at the beginning truly shows his multiple personality disorder developing right in front of our eyes
i rlly like the edits u put in like jerma tik tok and stuff. perfect channel to binge in quarantine
49:20 I love how that "Yahoooo" sounded.
Also I'm a fan of the little edits (like the pixelated screen when his audio is extremely crunchy).
I love his initial reaction to the voice acting
_wHat the fUCk-_
36:12 - “OH MY GOD” just archiving this for later lol
Jerma: Everyone in chat has at least once in their life banged their chin on their car door.
Me, a 21-year old barely the height of a 5th grader: Bold of you to assume I'm tall enough to do that in the first place.
Are you still short?
@@_V.Va_ the question we’ve all been wanting answers to
"no im talking about methaphorical crack, not the real stuff"
“Now does it matter if it’s saltwater or freshwater?” 😂
"FBI OPEN UP!"
2:16:05
one of the best jerma streams i've come across. that segment where he left youtube SFX videos on autoplay was unexpectedly genius lmao.
Can we just appreciate that we got 3 hours of consistently funny shit from Jerma. lmao
2:09:50 the transition from the noise into the voice killed me 😭
Cant believe jerma was literally on crack this stream
2:08:33 is the sound of a balloon slightly popping and slowly deflating
I also like 2:13:00
17:36 “Watch out there’s a fucking *_gH0sT_* behind you.”
Jerma, I think that’s a blooper.
Ol’ Jack “Quickdraw” Clishem
w o a h
1:13:20 Holy shit, someone else calls it the 'regular Nintendo' ?! I always just figured I was just a dumb kid who didn't know what the console was supposed to be called. I've never met ANYONE else that called it that.
These thumbnails are horrible! Thank you! Keep up the good work, I hate it!
This man can steal my eggs any day
luigi sleeps at the foot of marios bed
Those fake phone calls are depressing because they sound like they're coming from a real place.
What a great, handsome and very tall actor he is.
2:22:40 “I know what to do” *jumps into the void*
someone help why does he wink randomly??? he was doing it during his chibi robo streams too and i can't figure out why LMAO
I’m glad I get to watch this man suffer through the hell that is Pachinko
Jerma's definitely been yelled at by someone driving by. Even if you're a ped and you get passed by a vehicle all you hear is like half a word.
13:11 jerma casually insulting my whole identity :(
31:43 "give me a call back" mario says yea
17:59 this whole bit gives me the impression that Jerma doesn’t have a brother and he’s making this up