Resident Evil VIII - You're Nothing Without Your Eyebrows
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- ...oh my god that's crazy man
Originally streamed/recorded on May 16, 2021
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"if you're nothing without your eyebrows never do it for free"
- Dumbledoor, before shooting force lightning
*Top 10 Most Iconic Movie Lines of All Time*
so he gets self conscious about showing new people him photoshopped as Jared Leto's joker, then proceeds to act like he's wearing a full diaper
"Act"
He's insane.
I really loved the part in Harry Potter: The Chamber of Secrets when Dumbledore murders
harry with force lightning
Dumbledore moments before shooting Snape with a .50 AE: So it’s treason then.
americ
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i love the part after where malfoy throws ron into the fires of mt doom.
@@aila6814 that was my favorite part of indiana jones too
remember when Optimus Prime killed all those younglings on Coruscant when Harry threw the ring into Mt. Doom?.
“If you’re nothing without the ring you shouldn’t have it” - Dumbledore
- Jerma
"That's what." -She
@@dylanmonstrum1538 she said that’s what?
@@_v_d_c_ "That's what," she said.
Can’t forget he uses force lightning too
I didn’t hear her say anything 🤷
Cuz she doesn’t exist:{
If we're nothing without Eyebrowless Jerma then we shouldn't have it to begin with
@NobodySuspiciousHere *Gandolf*
@NobodySuspiciousHere GandAlf, and it was his brother, Dumbledore, who said that.
@NobodySuspiciousHere Aw shit, I actually meant to reply to the Gandolfers. Ah well, laughs were had. It’s good that you stand up for Tony and keeping the balance in the force, as he would have wanted.
I saw Jerma at a grocery store years back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Jerma, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Jerma put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
You diverted my expectations, bravo
I met him once too and he did almost this exact thing at ACE Hardware. I was nervous about meeting him but he was surprisingly down-to-earth and VERY funny.
Psychotic streamer breastfeeds baby in middle of store
Did he climb the counter or some table for it to reach the girl or he carries a tiny ladder with him?
@@mauriceanderson5413 he has a hilarious little stepladder, he carries it around everywhere
I will never understand how Jerma manages to make the most accurate fucking analogies known to man.
Adhd
Cardiomyopathy.
Wait...
he honestly made me describe everything with analogies, it's so much more fun
Past memories
Definitely an ADHD thing
"We have this virus; it's a virus. And, this- we NEED it."
-Umbrella
It's funny how something predicted in movies and video games becomes practically re-enacted. Global leaders must think it's pretty funny to bring it about.
@@Zorro9129 what
7:17
“If you’re nothing without the virus then you shouldn’t have it”
@@Zorro9129 cringe
after watching him for so long I still can't believe he exists he's just such an unexplainable phenomenon
irl cryptid
he's like a character that jumped out of a goosebumps episode into real life but if anyone notices he dissapears so he tries his best to act normal
@@johnnyplto5592 oh god you've made him disappear how could you
Irl nichijou character
@@CherryDKaya this is so true what the fuck 💀
“If you’re nothing without your scar then you shouldn’t have it” *dumbledoor proceeds to remove Harry potters scar*
“Blimey!” said Ron, eating.
I'm imagining him just peeling it off like it was a sticker, and it's a very funny visual.
"did you put your name in the goblet of fire", dumbledore asked calmly.
“no”
*dumbledore used force lightning*
What is this Dumbledore said camly meme, its lame
@@Keevstar i don’t get it :(
"if you're nothing without your eyebrows, then you shouldn't have them" answered Iron Man calmly
@@Keevstar in the books it says "Dumbledore asked calmly" but in the movie he's running at Harry yelling at him
It's like he is trying to get rid of the 13,000 extra viewers that appeared with his tuber voice
The diaper check?
@@hytellus the what
@@OryxTheMadGod3 gamer diaper
All 13k viewers left in under there minutes btw
@@Peam985 Shave your eyebrows or it didn't happen.
6:59
Jerma is usually a doofus, but he's spittin' facts here. Over 30 years of RE games, and the bio-weapons have never worked. They're consistently defeated with guns and bombs.
Well normally they work great against ordinary soldiers, it's just that there happens to be a handful of badasses running around that keep thwarting everyone's plans for world domination.
@@ProbablyNotARobot idk its more of a complete incompetence of *trained people* that still gets presented all the time with a serious face in media. One of the worst cliches ever
@@mauriceanderson5413 hasn't the corona virus saga rotted your faith in authority ?
Not to mention, bioweapons in general are an incredibly imprecise, unstable and unpredictable weapon compared to "conventional" weaponry.
@@Vimp.y More rotted any remaining faith i had in the masses
having my edit shown on a jerma stream was a turning point in my life
Was yours the joker??
for the worse no doubt
@@jordanwait7264 not sure who did the hair and red around the face but I edited the words and shitty star onto the forehead lol. didn't actually expect to see it on the stream
I think we all remember that one scene from Star Wars when the emperor reveals to all that if you're nothing without a shotgun then you're nothing at all
i love it when streamers raid jerma when theres something weird on the screen. for that to be someones first impression of jerma and his stream is hilarious to me
I mean it is a pretty accurate first impression.
Mkes me think of the time CallMeKevin was raided with like a 2k party from Terroriser, I think, and he played them a HORRIFIC video and over 1k people left. This all took place in 30 seconds. ICONIC
He’s already melted ten seconds in, guess they’ll have to order a replacement before next stream.
This guy is *LIQUID*
This would explain why he's such a Delay Andy lately
Mr. Slime was his real name all along
Jerma985 has succumbed. He shall be replaced by the new and improved Jerma986
no, he was just standing up to stretch his legs.
Three words “I shit my pants”
Hold on a second...
M’pants
i go out to protest the ghost
I'm no orthodontist but I believe that's red
Sterr was fighting two battles that stream.
He lost both
i think this stream has brought out some of the most detrimental jerma moments i've witnessed in a while
Yeah man can’t believe he refused to fart for his audience smh talk about forgetting your roots
@@punishedbung4902 I miss the times when Jerma would insert random quiet fart noises into his videos... he's really changed man...
so many worst noises
His iconic eyebrows, gone.
He's no longer our streamer....
i ONLY watched him for his eyebrows
Eyebrows985
"Live long as prosper" - The Doctor, moments before activating the Crucible and destroying the Reapers
4:25 I love how Jerma acts like he's a school teacher who has to behave himself now there are more kids in his classroom
"Oh shit, there's new kids and I don't know if they are cool with me, I hope they didn't see that, I hope they don't tell their parents"
Whenever there is a raid it feels like a crowd walking in on someone monologging their evil scheme
When I was in middle school, I decided to shave my head. Using my dad's cheap electric razor, I accidentally cut off half of my eyebrow. Thinking the kids would make less fun of me for just not having eyebrows, I decided to shave them off. My step-dad screamed at me thinking I joined some gang, and I got a lot of weird looks from people. But it taught me it's okay to not give a fuck what most people think, because the really cute girl I liked started dating me even though I didn't have eyebrows. So, kids, shave off your eyebrows.
no but thanks!
Awesome story
As a woman who appreciates nice eyebrows on everybody, but especially _men,_ you speak heresy, wanderer.
"Too bad I'm your OnlyFans!" - Heisenberg from Resident Evil Village
Damn the voice acting is crazy man, made me really believe Jerma really ate that baby.
Damn,man… totally crazy … oh my god. What the fuck? Holy shit…
Its a common practice among PSYCHO streamers
I genuinely can’t tell if Star actually shit his pants or it’s just an elaborate joke they are making for shits and giggles.
or in this case, giggles and shits
you clearly dont know star, i believe 110% that he actually shit his pants
when that man is gaming, hes gaming
i remember when they were talking about peeing and star said he sometimes goes 6 hours without peeing, like getting up to pee from the stream
@@AndorFGC I don't know star, and i know jerma humour, but i honestly think he just shit his pants. I don't think it's a joke.
I also love how it's not even a big deal, everyone basically ignores it haha, i suppose it would be awkward to talk about a little bit??
He really did
Seriously, people think Metal Gear is confusing, but it all gets explained eventually.
Resident Evil however... Umbrella is a vastly rich and powerful pharmaceutical company. They make bioweapons... for themselves? The OG Wesker (and Wesker Jr., Albert) wanted to be immortal, I get that, but everyone else in charge if the company? Just making viruses for some vague endgame of selling them to countries or using them for world domination? Regardless of them being ruined/foiled multiple times, it just seems like a really bad idea to spread all these viruses all over the place with no control.
Also how is Umbrella Corp not shut down for making a bunch of area-destroying viruses?
@@chuckbatmangaming Or why the government doesn't just nuke their headquarters or something.
@@chuckbatmangaminglawyers
"If you need a shotgun, you won't have force lightning" - The Game Wizard from New Vegas said, calmy
I just want to express my gratitude to the people who work on this channel to document jistory
jizzstory
He a cutie
@_𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪__𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪_ wow dude you should do stand-up youre so funny
jerma is the most attractive man alive
He is!
This is true
We all agree
you just made my night jerma i'm gonna eat cold pizza and pray for a new pair of eyebrows thanks man
I love midnight releases.
I love when the game wizard from Las Vegas tries to convince the new people he’s a completionist
I love how much jerma loves fucking with new viewers. He takes every chance he can to scare away anyone checking him out of the first tume
This is not a beginner jerma stream. god help those 13,000 raiders
what is, honestly
Concrete buildings are basically an SCP containment procedure for Jerma, he somehow gets eternally lost in every single one he's in that he'll never get out.
nothing could ever have prepared me for 4:06
My proudest moment is being the guy that called jerma out on the refilled Fiji bottle
11:33 This is how Jerma talks if he's a Sims character
6:24 the video game wizard from Las Vegas discovers how to use the pipe bomb on the wall marked for the pipe bomb
off-the-cuff diaper joke was so good
"I'm a pretty normal guy" -definitely a normal guy
Long have i waited for the next resident jerma video and finally i am satisfied
14:20 oh my god i remember hearing this story when it first happened a few years ago. star is a true gamer
I wonder how many new viewers join one of his streams during a bit and end up leaving because they think hes insane
Man who plays the entire RE series skips through full story segment just to shoot zombies
13,000 new viewers and immediately he goes into a bit that will go over 90% of their heads.
The way he hides himself after he knows he did something terrible.
Jerma is truly joker, like he's a mad man, the words that can sometimes go out from his mouth are crazy crazy, and sometimes his a chill dude
damn. jerma is just the ultimate himbo
in the intro Jerma stands up from his chair, revealing that he truly is incredibly short.
13:57 that was literally the funniest way that could've happened
Been waiting all week for this video jeez
still dumbfounded that you cant change your fov in-game
hey, if you are nothing without your fov slider never do it for free man.
It's probably to keep the game "scary" so the player can't see what's around him and feels slightly uncomfortable the whole time.
My cat actually sat and watched this with me for like a full 3 or 4 minutes, I've never seen anything like it. Keep it up, jerma.
That's a pretty good impression of Vic as Ed Elric.
why do i feel like this video has been uploaded like 5 times and ive watched it everytime
Jerma thinking a Spiderman quote is from Lord of the Rings is just so on brand
IM SO EXCITED FOR THE DOLLHOUSE STREAM
Holy mac is my fav editor on jerma's stuff besides jerma himself. Idk why but he can just make really good videos!
LOL I was near pulling my hair out on him getting lost trying to find the backup generator. To be fair, that whole area is a lot more maze-like than the rest of the game.
I can't believe that this PSYCHOTIC streamer used a part of the video as a thumbnail.
WHAT MAD MAN IS HE!
I like how this highlight was released a few days before The Jerma985 Dollhouse, which had an entire section where Jerma has a nightmare about shitting his pants on stream, but here he's like "yeah, ster shit his pants on stream, what of it?"
wow this is not where I expected to remember the Highlights magazine from my childhood
6:02
The timestamp for the thing that Jerma found.
his edward elric was spot on wtf
The answer to who Jerma looks like without his eyebrows is Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Eyebrows Andy
my man out here looking like grindelwald
10:00 PM Jerma my favorite
this is the first time ive actually watched any of the resident evil everyone was talking about, and no one told me that Heisenberg straight up turns into one of the weird mechanical music boxes from Mirrormask.
Jerma without eyebrows just looks like older Jerma. Like 50 year old Jerma
That's younger than his current age though.
@@Zorro9129 no way. You're pulling my leg. Isn't he like 33?
@@pillage_party_and_papacy He himself answered in his famed JermaPanel back in the old days. He confirmed that he is 4'8 and 83 years old at the time of 2007. Afterwards he got up and attacked some fans and nearby bystanders but that's besides the point. He may have maimed a few women and children until they were nothing but bright red paste on the ground but that's the past
@@horsepaste he continues shrinking rapidly though as he is around 3ft tall now. He has to carry a small ladder with him often for mundane tasks in public which perfectly fits his tiny clown car.
Jerma instantly bringing up the eyebrowless edit made me laugh for like 2 minutes straight
Is it bad the eyebrowless Jerma looks more like Jerma then eyebrow having Jerma?
I sat through an add for dog food and just thought it was a jerma bit
Jerma is not a human, he is a different worldly being from a different plain of existence
"Have you seen this man"
The Game Wizard from Las Vegas
Jerma is the funniest when I'm drunk
No eyebrow Jeremy strangely looks like Johnny depp
okay I remember watching the vod and I still have the same question. Did he confuse deadpool with the jared leto joker or did he just silently change who he was talking about?
@@Lettas_ ahhh okay on rewatch I totally get that, thank you!
Yes, he is just insane
6:28 this is the funniest thing ever rn
I know it's a bit but the sound still made me physically recoil
What an fun guy
What an fun guy
@@warri0r624 *an
@@Riolupai aw dang you're right
there
He needs every game to have that Dead Space feature where the floor just lights up the direction you need to go
i saw this man at my funeral
7:25 Jerma, the first 3 games are set during like a 1 week period and every game after that has canonical task group set up to stop the production and use of bioweapons called the BSAA, so yeah, ofcourse you are going to encounter them alot, thats your characters job most of the time.
my favorite part about chat sending jerma images of him is watching jerma struggle to put them on stream
Moonmoon pooped his pants as an adult.
Ster pooped his pants as an adult.
We may have to do an investigation on people who were OW streamers and pooping habits.
not yet
"If you're nothing without your body then you shouldnt have it"
The return of the Hitman III concrete level
I really love the "boulder-punching asshole" line.
it's 2021 and jerma still streaming at 720p60 with a rtx 3090
I love the part with that thing
the ease with which he gaslights people is insane
the red velvet cake bit was a major +2
i couldn't stop laughing
Small man with big eyebrows. Take those off, what are you?
4:45 is such a good bit!
imagine heisenberg watching ethan over the cameras just go in circles yelling at some unknown entity he calls “chat” that seems to be giving him directions for like 7 hours while also completely ignoring everything he says